NOOBWI Napoleon won at Waterloo?

Well, Napoleons coalition of the starving African tribes , Korea, Tibet, Eurasia and Nazi Germany would probably have to be in the Battle of Waterloo. Also the Canadians would have to bring Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan out out of the Pacific Campaign to Quebec, as they're the only good Canadian generals. Also, the Americans in this timeline would want to invade Canada because of the great Canadian revolt.
 
You guys are all wacky. Everybody knows a napoleon is the name of a delicious pastry. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
The reason for this urban legend about Napoleon winning at Waterloo, is that when the Ottoman Sultan, Abdul Pasha, and his troops met with King George's troops to negotiate for the control of central Europe, George offered so many pastries, including napoleons, to the Ottomans, they got all fat and lazy and forgot about fighting and their negotiating skills went south for the winter and King George got everything he wanted, all because of those napoleons and other pastries they kept eating. And that's why everybody thinks a napoleon was responsible for Waterloo being part of the English Empire.
Meanwhile Napoleon Bonaparte was trying to seduce Marie Antoinette.
So there. Look it up on wikipedia if you don't believe me. :D:rolleyes:
 
Napoleon is an ice-cream, not a pastry. Sheesh.

And as for the Battle of Waterloo, I understood that it occurred in the early 70s, when Eurovision actually meant something. ABBA was competing with the Turkish entry(possibly called Abdul and the Pashas), and the Belgians awarded the decisive points to ABBA for their stirring song about the London Train Station. I think.
 
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