NOOBWI Napoleon won at Waterloo?
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OOC: I think this is even more noo-b-ish than most.
IC: Huh? Pearl Harbor wasn't in WWI. It was in the Revolution!
Anyway, a win at Waterloo could probably let Napolean take over all of Europe, including England. All he'd have to do is load up a bunch of Rhine barges with people and send them across the Mediterranean, and he could take England.
Then Hitler would probably be his successer when he comes along a few years later. And all the Jews would flee to Israel.
IC: Huh? Pearl Harbor wasn't in WWI. It was in the Revolution!
Anyway, a win at Waterloo could probably let Napolean take over all of Europe, including England. All he'd have to do is load up a bunch of Rhine barges with people and send them across the Mediterranean, and he could take England.
Then Hitler would probably be his successer when he comes along a few years later. And all the Jews would flee to Israel.
Look, Napoleon could not have won at Waterloo. There was no way to stop the Dutch Dikes from flooding a third of the country--and you can joke as much as you'd like about it, but without the Loos in place all the water will keep rushing in.
None of this would have happened if the Amster Dam and the Rotter Dams didn't fail, thanks to that Bandit leader Cromwell and his Butt Pirates. (Isn't that why someone's butt is referred to as Dutch? I thought so).
This is so bad that it will create the English Channel between France and Scotland-England. That's not going to work out well.
I'll say this though, King Robespierre of Italy will be very happy to send the Yugoslav navy to deal with the Butt Pirates.
None of this would have happened if the Amster Dam and the Rotter Dams didn't fail, thanks to that Bandit leader Cromwell and his Butt Pirates. (Isn't that why someone's butt is referred to as Dutch? I thought so).
This is so bad that it will create the English Channel between France and Scotland-England. That's not going to work out well.
I'll say this though, King Robespierre of Italy will be very happy to send the Yugoslav navy to deal with the Butt Pirates.
OOC: People are gaining experience at pretending to be noobs. Plus there haven't been any noobs who thought this was real.
Krall
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Wouldn't that make his English counterpart [Queen Thatcher] Jesus? I thought Jesus was a Jewman?
Even if Napolean did, miraculously, defeat the Anglo-Sino-Prussian coalition at Waterloo, there's no way it would change the way of the war, not with the United States of Canada's defeat of the Spanish fleet at Midway, with Spain's naval power in the Pacific gone, Korea could freely harass the Spanish mainland with it's revolutionary superbattleships. Spain would pull out as IOTL and France wouldn't be able to march troops through Spain to Tibet then, so their colonies in South Africa were completely isolated!
From then on it was down hill for France, and I expect Napoleon would have committed suicide by burning down the Reichstag as IOTL.
You are ignoring that the next president of the EU will be Billary KkKlinton, who is the red dragon from Revelations and possesses a $5 USD SAMSUNG MOBILE RINGTONES
YOU HOMOPHOBE!!!!
(OOC: Before anyone yells at me, I would never post something like that "for real".)
As if Napoleon could beat the mighty power of a few thousand reservists in Ontario. HA!
