NOOBWI: John Kerry wins in 2004

MrHola

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Sorry about this noobish what-if question, but I was just curious what would happen if John Kerry won. Any ideas?
 
John Kerry is killed by a rabid conservative assassin, paid by Ann Coulter as an act of moral justice. President John Edwards reacts by nationalizing Fox News.
 
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111 we wud b a terrorist commie fag state after we was conquered by france!!!!!1111oneoneonetwo
 

Japhy

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OOC: These were funnier before they got dumbed down further. I really enjoyed reading them when they were basicly mock-ignorant posts.

Kerry would obviously free all the prisoners and pull out of Iraq. Saudi-Turkey-Syria-Iran all form a pact and split Iraq amongst themselfs. The Saudis and Iranians invade Kuwait, and the other Arab Contries. Turkey Invades Armenia to kill all of them, and Greece to beat them. Syria gets Egypt and Jordan and HAMAS to help nuke Israel. Kerry lets it all happen. Putin invades Europe in 2006 and conquers all of it, the british navy tries to save them and Ireland except the Russians use the Chunnel to break into London. Scotland and Ireland are free and join the United States in 2008 to stop the Russians. John McCain becomes president and starts WWIII to beat Putin and the Caliphate that the Mid East nations form, that goes from Morrocco to Indonsia (Founded 2007)
 
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