NOOBWI: Jesus converts to Islam

ok, here's a what if: what if jesus, instead of converting to christianity converted to Islam instead? So then Constantine would convert to Islam and make the Holy Roman Caliphate instead of the bizanttine empire.

Prolly the Ottomans would form earlier cuz of butterflys, so the Ottomans would control all of europe. once the USa was formed, would Georg Washington want to ally with the caliphate or do you think he would ally with Canada instead?

also in this scenario, I think that the US would win Wolrd War I, because italy wouldn't be in the war (doesn't exist, only the HRC does) so the central power axis would be weaker?

What do you think? :):(:):confused::mad:;):rolleyes:
 
Shouldn't this be an ASB/ISOT, since Islam comes around 650 years or so -after- Christianity...and was basically (and here I simplify it beyond recognition) Bedouin/Arabian Christianity that, essentially, went back to its Judaic roots with a bit of paganism thrown in via the whole "Space-rock in Mecca"* deal?


*- No disrespect meant here, the name of it escaped me...

And in regards ot the -rest- of the ideas...with this "early" Ottoman Empire (which wouldn't be Ottoman really since there's no Osman) that basically butterflies away colonization of the New World, meaning no Canada or George Washington. If anything, with this uber-caliphate/Ottoman Empire, if it was able to steamroll through Austria AND Hungary, the rest of EUrope is basically eaten as other Moors in Spain decide to press Europe on all sides, meaning that if anything France is the Bulwark of the "West" if you can even call it that anymore, and England/the UK doesn't form since to the English they're worrying more about propping up France so that they don't loose teh islands moreso than assimilating Ireland, Wales, or Scotland.
 
OOC: I knew this would happen. If this was not intended, your noobness is showing (I know you've been here longer than me, but still). This is like a DBWI, only pretending that we are all complete idiots.



OOC: I don't speak whatever language that is.

Oops. Sorry then. And its fine RC, I've only just got back pretty much, and you've been here the entire time more or less from when you signed up.

I read "NOOBWI" as meaning "Noob: What if" instead of it being some odd way of implying a DBWI.
 
Jesus would become the Antichrist and conquer the known world into the Caliphated Legion of Evil. After two thousand years, George Walker Bush would lead the struggle for the freedom of the oppressed USA and defeat the Nation of Islam and their collaborator cohorts, then beginning a Great Purge of the Evil Overlords of the East and ultimately free Christian Man from this occupying terror.

(OOC: This won't get me banned, right? Ian knows what a NOOBWI is, right?)
 
George Bush would have captured Osama bin Laden in Saddam Hussein's palace when Irack was invaded in 2003.
 

Keenir

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ok, here's a what if: what if jesus, instead of converting to christianity converted to Islam instead? So then Constantine would convert to Islam and make the Holy Roman Caliphate instead of the bizanttine empire.

I read something faintly similar to this in that fine publication The Onion...Jesus apologized for the confusion, and He Said that he's a Muslim.

...which caused the Pope and most Catholics to convert en mass.
 
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