NOOB WI: What If Angelina Jolie Wore A Suit To The Oscars?

There would be riots on the streets! evrythin would be crazy. I dont know what we would do in such a situation. The oscars... O My God, everything would be ruined.

The fashion police... would they have to use tear gas? How many dresses would be ruined in the resulting stampede?

Would President Obama declare a state of emergency? Would his wife have to come out in a new designer dress just to calm the masses?

Just O My God!
 
And teh economy wood colapse!!1 LOL Then the Third Reich will somehow be reborn and claim the United States!!1 Then they'll re-launch Opertation Sealion and finally conquer Englend!!!
 
Zo my Godd! She like totally played Alexander's mom in that movie. Does that mean the Greeks would all wear suits too?! Does Alexander conquer the world with his army in style?!
 
There would be riots on the streets! evrythin would be crazy. I dont know what we would do in such a situation. The oscars... O My God, everything would be ruined.

The fashion police... would they have to use tear gas? How many dresses would be ruined in the resulting stampede?

Would President Obama declare a state of emergency? Would his wife have to come out in a new designer dress just to calm the masses?

Just O My God!
Bah! considering the 'dress' Jo Lo wore that time that was a long piece of ribbon held on with double-sided tape, I think wearing a suit would be return to sanity. I'm just thankful that someone talked Cher out of wearing something even worse the next year.
 
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