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(Inspired by King of the Hill.)

Lt. Ford was serving on board the USS Monterey in 1943. Suddenly, a Tojo torpedo sent the ship straight to the bottom. He was only able to save three of his buddies; Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. A Zero came out of the sun and put 50 bullets into his back. The blood attracted sharks, so he had to give them Fatty. He made to a nearby Island, but it was full of Tojos. They were spitting on a US flag, so he rushed 'em. It was a trap. A machine gun opened up and blew his shins off. The next thing he remembers, he had beaten them all to death with a big piece of Fatty. He woke up in a field hospital. They had sewn his feet to his knees. The Doctor said he would never walk again. 18 months later, he walker up to that doctor and punched him in the balls.
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