News flash: The Aztlan Empire have destroyed Chan Chan

[Note: If you can't understand what the point of this thread is, shame on you.]

At 2:45 AM, Atlantic Standard Time, the Huitzilopochtli Heavy Bombers left Lake Texcoco Base and headed for Chan Chan, the capitol of the Chimu Free State, the Incan Imperium's main and most loyal vassal. They then dropped a 15-kiloton elemental inferno weapon onto the city. It is assumed to be completely devestated by now.

According to the Concert of Earth newsreport, Iroqouian forces have begun mobilizing. And by forces, I mean elemental units. The Iroquoia Democracy may not be the Incans' best friend, but they don't want Aztlan to do anything crazy. Looks like Vinland's going to stand by the Iroquois and the Incan, and so the American Pact isn't going to go down the tubes yet.

I dunno if Avalon's going to risk breaking isolationism over this. And Cibola has already decided to let the Vinlanders handle affairs dealing with "las gentes más oscuro del blancos". The Grand Duchy of Alyeska doesn't want to get involved, as well. And as for the rest of the New World statelets... if any of you think any of them can do anything about this, please speak up or forever hold your tongue.

The Concert of Earth is deadlocked over this, as usual. The Supreme Council's experiencing difficulties as the bloc representatives haven't all reported in London yet. I don't think the blocs know what they're doing, anyways: the Europa Universalis is split, as usual, between the Francophiles, the Hispanophones, and the Anglo-alliance. Russia hasn't told the Orthodox League what to do yet. The Ottomans are dithering, and they say the Caliphate will break apart as a bloc anyways. Umoja, Hindutva, and Xingxia can care less, they've got their own tensions to worry about. The other blocs, obviously, are a bit too wrapped in the drama to be able to be diploamatic about it.

Things aren't looking good for Earth, folks. The Anti-Animist Crusades may be over, but just because the EU has suffered a peace of exhaustion doesn't mean the up and comers of the Americas can't fight their own ideological struggles. And I think that if they go, the Abyssinians will break for the OL, and then we'll have an Orthodox-Umoja war on our hands, with Aztlan sending as many jaguar warriors as they'd like to aid their "black brothers".

So. What do you think will happen next? This is the second elemental inferno weapon used since Toledo. We are through the looking glass, people.
 
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Diamond

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Well, I don't think this is going to develop into some kind of world-wide war. We here in Europa definitely don't have to worry about Aztlan savages dropping elemental weapons on us - their bombers just don't have the range. I say let them kill each other off, and then Hispania and Angland can go in and take back what was rightfully ours through right of colonization anyway.

I do wonder what those pesky buggers in the Lakota Alliance are up to though. One hears strange reports of genetic engineering and 'super-soldiers' out of there... I just find it odd that the Lakota, allied to Russia for all these decades, now 'conveniently' have genetic programs, strangely enough just a couple of years after those gengineered bears the Russians unleashed in the Crimea against the Ottomans...
 
Since Iroquois is mobilizing, I suppose that Narrangansett will be drawn in soon enough... great, just what we need after the collapse of our economy a few years back, a war... :rolleyes:
 
I wonder what the Tu'i Tonga's stance will be... He and the Sapa Inca are second cousins, after all, and there's been suspicions that Aztlan has been selling arms to the Samoan rebels.
 
Is it true that Aztlan has a missle so precise that they can launch it out of a silo in Tikal and have it land down a smokestack in Monongahela?
 
And the TSE (Tamaquog Stock Exchange) is falling as I type this- there goes the amazing recovery we've had... and of course, the Iroquois won't be able to fund another one...

I hope Aztlan will agree to a settlement, but all sides are so polarized... these disputes over the CFS are old...
 
Remember, guys, that Avalon is a sleeping giant. And in the words of the great Wakea:

"That which is not dead can eternal lie, with strange eons death too may die."

If Iroquoia really wants to, it can bomb the hell out of and annex all of the Americas north of the Rivas Canal, except for Avalon and Aztlan. If Avalon decides to break neutrality and activate the Saint Augustine Codex, they'll be unstoppable. But that treaty is almost a century old! I doubt the Avalonians they'll think of it as more than defunct.
 
It would be nice for the Americans to kill each other off but I don't think that'd happen. One side will come out on top and conquer the other.
We can't let that happen, I bet we'll let one side get a bit of a kicking then jump into help safe that our will shall be the one imposed in the post war settlements due to our allies having had a bit of a kicking.
 

Diamond

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Tom Veil said:
Is it true that Aztlan has a missle so precise that they can launch it out of a silo in Tikal and have it land down a smokestack in Monongahela?
Is it true that Aztlan has one? No. That's just scare-mongering rumors. If they had one, they'd have used it.

But Avalon and possibly the Iroquois? You bet your ass they've got missiles like that. Even if they didn't have the research-sharing programs set up with some of the more naive European powers, Avalon at least would've developed the tech sooner rather than later.

(OOC: Where exactly is Avalon? I'm assuming it's probably Virginia/Pennsylvania/the Carolinas.)
 
[Avalon is the U.S. analog- that is, it's an Anglophone North American state. I've hinted that it's actually quite large, or at least quite powerful. Everything else is up to you.]

Does anything think that the Concert of Earth will be able to authorize a caretaker mission to Chan Chan in time to protect the humanist aid workers before Aztlan decides to paradrop-invade?
 
The Concert of Earth doing something? Hah! They're a useless organization, and knowing Aztlan, they'd attack the peacekeepers and sacrifice them to their gods... (Oh sure, they say that sacrifice is now entirely voluntary and rare anyway, but...)

By the way, I should note that when I say "Narrangansett", I mean the whole Confederation, not just the Kingdom of Narrangansett that forms the heart of the small nation. (squeezed between the Iroquois on one side, and Avalon on two sides with their Province of New-Maine)
 
I think it is entirely unfair that the Inka Imperium may bully Guaranica (think of it as a greater Paraguay) into this war. Certainly, this will immensely trouble their relations with New Prussia (southern Brazil and Uruguay)
 
Peacekeepers? I think you meant CoE Caretakers. Unless you're referring to the D-17 Peackeeper Supergliders that the Orthodox League war machineries just started rolling out.
 

HueyLong

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(Is this a TL? If so, where?)

The Care Takers have been useless in the Boer Massacres in Africa and the Pampas Blitz, so I fail to see how the Concert of Earth can do anything but talk.
 
Elemental Weapons???? I would assume that This means Spells, and Demons.

Everyone knows that the peaceful nation of Nippon, has by Cardinal orders, Refused to have any thing to do, with such unholy practices as using Elementals, as the Russians did with their Bears. Useing the Forces of darkness, to upset Gods Order of Man ruling the dumb aminimal.
And a second Elemental Inferno, Talk about loosing the forces of the Underworld.

But the order of Saint Yamoka, stands ready to use the power of the Angels, if the American Troubles try expanding toward the Nippon Empire.
[Stay away from Nippon's Vancouver Island]
 
Spells and demons? DuQuense, I'm assuming that you've been reading too many Bengal Rasa Books. "Elemental inferno weapons" have been the colloquial term for Particle Fissile Bombs for decades. I guess some would call them Minovsky Devices, but I don't like the acronym.

HueyLong said:
(Is this a TL? If so, where?)

The Care Takers have been useless in the Boer Massacres in Africa and the Pampas Blitz, so I fail to see how the Concert of Earth can do anything but talk.

The Concert of Earth is only as strong as its members are. Of course, I agree. Ever since the EU became a bloc within it instead of an independent organization of its own and underwent all of the Post-Crusade Reforms, the caretakers are about as effective as a bunch of monkeys armed with can openers.

[Nope. It's a thread much like the "Should the Byzantines be admitted to the EU" one]
 
I'm gonna abstain from buying Aztlan products, that's for sure. Instead of buying the latest version of the Obsidian OS for my computer, I'll try one of these open source systems instead...
 
Aah but you forget the troubles in the Dutch South African Territory . Whites are being brutally maimed and hung in the streets. The governor has ordered the people to kill whites on site. We have a revolution. And what about the Anti-Anglo Crusades the Arabian League's Grand Shiek Mahamba Al-Bahiim has been raving about.
 
Yes, there is great outrage, and Europa is also rather occupied with this crisis . The Arabian LEeague isn't a big deal,m though because htey're a highly unstable organization, and could break apart if things go the wrong way for them. The Concert of Earth better get their act together and make some reforms to make them more effective, otherwise the Aztlan could cause MAJOR devastation. This could be worst than all the other massacres that have happened so far if war stars
 
Yes I see that your right. But what about calling on old Burgundy to do something. What about that? I mean they have one of the strongest armies in Europe
 
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