Tovarich
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If this belongs in chat then a mod can move it there.
Well that's the last bloody time I try to help you out, matey.
You're rude, y'know that?
If this belongs in chat then a mod can move it there.
I'm just saying. If it's not supposed to be here I'm fine with it being there. I'm not being rude.Well that's the last bloody time I try to help you out, matey.
You're rude, y'know that?
I'm just saying. If it's not supposed to be here I'm fine with it being there. I'm not being rude.
A reporter finding out that US President Richard Nixon keeps 50 pet gerbils.A line from yet another of the more unusual Sesame Street episodes but from 1988 where Bert learns not to play with Ernie's balls in the house.
"He keeps his gerbils where?!"
"This is going to be very blowy lads. You could almost say that this job is a blow job"
Theodore Roosevelt before the Battle of Havana during the Spanish-American War.Quoted by Pvt. Chester J. Smith of the British 1st Airborne moments before demolitioning a vital bridge supplying German forces east of the Volga.
“Worry not, my dear companions, I feel as fit as a fiddle!”
Winston Churchill after being sprayed with dirt. 1940.Unknown origin but was often used by various groups during the Liverpool Riots of '89-90.
"That was the second most disgusting thing I have had in my eye"
Andrew Jackson upon realizing someone poisoned his soup. He would die 5 hours later and Martin Van Buren would become president. 1835.Nick Clegg in his memoirs trying to figure out why he failed to perform in the 2015 election.
"You put what in my soup?!"