Really, what kind of a weird made-up name is "Ulysses Simpson Grant"?
I mean, come on, "Ulysses"? "Grant"? SIMPSON??? What the heck? It is obviously made up!

And the worst part? It made its way into HISTORY BOOKS! And now children will be taught about a made-up character!..



What do you think about it?..
(OOC: Yes, I know who is Ulysses Simpson Grant. But that's a N00BWI, isn't it?

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(OOC2: And even though it is a N00BWI, I'll prefer (as long as it's possible) no 1337-ish, no hypern-ese, no radical_neutural-ian, and, well, no other versions of messing with English orthography

(Reason? It's just all Upper Olbanian to me...) (The word "n00b" is an exception, of course...

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(OOC3: And by the way, I was writing this post for almost three hours... Not my fault of course, but I'm not sure whose (Six-Letter Option anyone?

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...So what, how?
January First-of-May