N00BWI: Nazis Steal Royal Navy!

Guys, guys, you're forgetting something!

If Germany gets the whole Royal Navy, then this means that it's England's darkest hour.

This means that King Arthur and the Round Table come back!

Obviously Arthur and his knights would cross the Channel on horseback, and take over France before cracking their knuckles and moving on to Germany.

Speaking of which, something's always nagged me:

Where was Barbarossa in 1945 (and I'm not referring to Plan-Invade-Soviet-Union)? Germany's going to have to try pretty damn hard to get a darker hour than that (not an invitation, Teutons).

Some may say that Frederick Barbarossa doesn't work with Nazis. I say the Nazis were part of the whole darkest-hour thing. Barbarossa would have hacked them to pieces before single-handedly destroying the commies, if not for the only possible explanation of his absense...

Vile and necromantical Nazi witchcraft!
 
You don't even need to take off the guns! If you put treads on the bottoms of all the battleships, you can drive them to Moscow like tanks! And then go on to New York! And London! And Paris! The Nazis will take over the capitols of all the Allies!

Why give them wheels when you can make them fly? Although, chances are that the Turks would've come up with the idea first, giving us post-Ottoman airships.
 

Anaxagoras

Banned
Why give them wheels when you can make them fly? Although, chances are that the Turks would've come up with the idea first, giving us post-Ottoman airships.

Please! That's ASB!

Here's a better option. Assume a German victory at Stalingrad, then move the battleships by rail to the Volga River and just have them shoot their way up to Moscow! It could work!
 
You don't even need to take off the guns! If you put treads on the bottoms of all the battleships, you can drive them to Moscow like tanks! And then go on to New York! And London! And Paris! The Nazis will take over the capitols of all the Allies!

Isn't Michael Bey making a movie about this?
 
You don't even need to take off the guns! If you put treads on the bottoms of all the battleships, you can drive them to Moscow like tanks! And then go on to New York! And London! And Paris! The Nazis will take over the capitols of all the Allies!

Nuh uh! If the Nazis do this, then the USA will just ramp up and build it's Montana class battleships and put treads on them, and blow those ex-RN ships to kingdom come!
 
If not, then he should be!

Of course, once Moscow is leveled before breakfast by the tank-shooting tanks and the battleships, what do they do for lunch?
 

Baskilisk

Banned
Is this the scenario where the ASB's move the entire Royal Navy to the port of London? Oh God, Australia's screwed.
 

maverick

Banned
If not, then he should be!

Of course, once Moscow is leveled before breakfast by the tank-shooting tanks and the battleships, what do they do for lunch?

They turn the Battleship-tank (which shoot tanks) into Battleship-Zeppelin-Tanks and initiate Operation Amerika!
 

maverick

Banned
Please! That's ASB!

Here's a better option. Assume a German victory at Stalingrad, then move the battleships by rail to the Volga River and just have them shoot their way up to Moscow! It could work!

You can also move them to the Moscow river using that Channel Stalin build in the 1930s and wham! Moscow is surrounded from both sides by RN Battleships!:eek::cool:
 

wormyguy

Banned
Oh come on, all of you are being too unrealistic. Clearly the best thing to do would be to remove all the guns from the battleships, then melt down the rest of the steel, then create MECHA HITLER.

(OOC: Pic from here)

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I'm not sure this is worth replying to. Sneaking a U-boat in and sinking an obsolete batteleship is one thing but a whole naval base asleep? Skorenzy operated with small units not mass attacks, it would be more in Student's realm. The Germans took the airfield at Crete at a heavy price. Landing on water or in masts sharp points etc would have resulted in a lot of the patroops drowing or getting impaled even before they got on the ships by which time the marines would be up
 
I'm not sure this is worth replying to. Sneaking a U-boat in and sinking an obsolete batteleship is one thing but a whole naval base asleep? Skorenzy operated with small units not mass attacks, it would be more in Student's realm. The Germans took the airfield at Crete at a heavy price. Landing on water or in masts sharp points etc would have resulted in a lot of the patroops drowing or getting impaled even before they got on the ships by which time the marines would be up

Oh no - you spoiler! :D
 

Anaxagoras

Banned
I'm not sure this is worth replying to. Sneaking a U-boat in and sinking an obsolete batteleship is one thing but a whole naval base asleep? Skorenzy operated with small units not mass attacks, it would be more in Student's realm. The Germans took the airfield at Crete at a heavy price. Landing on water or in masts sharp points etc would have resulted in a lot of the patroops drowing or getting impaled even before they got on the ships by which time the marines would be up

Perhaps. But what if they used life rafts to land in the water and metal detectors to avoid the masts?!?! It could work!!

(OOC: Please not that this is a NOOBWI)
 
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