Modern versions of Historical figures

Mohandas "Mahatma" Gandhi: was a minor backbench politician of the once powerful Indian National Congress. His brand of tolerant, inclusive Hinduism had very few adherents in the era of of muscular, assertive BJP Hindutva. He also fell out of favor in the Congress Party after he criticized the leadership for among other things, "eating meat and drinking alcohol". The INC expelled him in 2019. He spends most of his time these days meditating in his Ashram in Gujarat.

Mohammed Ali Jinnah: A wealthy and highly educated lawyer, independent MP, and a thorn in the side of the Pakistani political and religious establishment due to his constant advocacy for secularism. Religious figures have condemned him and there is a fear that he may be assassinated. He makes no secret of the fact that while he supports Pakistan as a state for India's Muslims ("look at Modi" he famously said), he also drinks, smokes, and rarely prays. While popular among educated, liberal Pakistanis, he is unlikely to go far in the overtly religious society of 2020 Pakistan.

John A. MacDonald: highly intelligent and educated, he nevertheless was kicked out of the Conservative Party of Canada in 2006 after repeatedly showing up drunk in Parliament. He had also rubbed the Reaganite Harper the wrong way by denouncing free trade and calling for large scale investment in infrastructure (he was especially fond of railways). To many, he seemed like a throwback to an earlier era, when Canadian Conservatives were protectionist and spent generously on infrastructure. He died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2017.

Mackenzie King: Originally a liberal, he was expelled from the LPC by Justin Trudeau after he stood up in Parliament and declared "Canada is a white man's country and it must remain a white man's country". He also denounced Trudeau apologizing for Native Residential Schools. He said "The Indian was an uncivilized savage when the Europeans came. Residential schools were an attempt teach them Christian values". People were shocked, since thousands of Natives were abused and killed in the school system. It was shocking that a Liberal in the 21st Century would say such things. Much as the case with John A. MacDonald, King seemed like a throwback to an earlier era, when Liberals were racist against Natives and opposed non white immigration.

King is currently a member of Maxime Bernier's far right wing, anti immigrant People's Party of Canada.

Note: in all these cases, I decided to give the people the original personalities and habits they had in our timeline. I realize of course, that this is unlikely had they lived in our era. Mackenzie King, for example, was a highly educated, extremely intelligent man with a social conscience. I highly doubt that he would utter the crude racist crap he did in the 1930s.
 
Thomas Jefferson: A self described political orphan in the American party system he's known for being a famous if not particularly successful business man in Virginia who makes and releases his own podcast Notes on the State of the Union and some times Libertarian candidate for various political offices. His heterodox political views attracted a steady fan base and even fueled speculation that he would break the 15% threshold necessary to attend presidential debates. In recent years his star has fallen due to a mixture of increased hostility between him and the president, cumulating debt and a Me Too scandal.

Mao Zedong: A former Beijing University librarian and microblogger, Mao held a series of hardcore nationalist and anti-captialist ideas that made him controversial to the Chinese New Left and unpalatable to the mainstream CCP. Mao was a big supporter of Bo Xilai and got in trouble for a series of Weibo posts he made in Bo's defense even after Bo's incarceration that got him fired. Blacklisted from most forms of employment due to his radical politics Mao would attempt to flee to Taiwan but was unable to secure a passport. He moved to Xinjiang in 2019 to take advantage of the pro-Han policies in the province.
 
Mohandas "Mahatma" Gandhi: was a minor backbench politician of the once powerful Indian National Congress. His brand of tolerant, inclusive Hinduism had very few adherents in the era of of muscular, assertive BJP Hindutva. He also fell out of favor in the Congress Party after he criticized the leadership for among other things, "eating meat and drinking alcohol". The INC expelled him in 2019. He spends most of his time these days meditating in his Ashram in Gujarat.

Mohammed Ali Jinnah: A wealthy and highly educated lawyer, independent MP, and a thorn in the side of the Pakistani political and religious establishment due to his constant advocacy for secularism. Religious figures have condemned him and there is a fear that he may be assassinated. He makes no secret of the fact that while he supports Pakistan as a state for India's Muslims ("look at Modi" he famously said), he also drinks, smokes, and rarely prays. While popular among educated, liberal Pakistanis, he is unlikely to go far in the overtly religious society of 2020 Pakistan.

John A. MacDonald: highly intelligent and educated, he nevertheless was kicked out of the Conservative Party of Canada in 2006 after repeatedly showing up drunk in Parliament. He had also rubbed the Reaganite Harper the wrong way by denouncing free trade and calling for large scale investment in infrastructure (he was especially fond of railways). To many, he seemed like a throwback to an earlier era, when Canadian Conservatives were protectionist and spent generously on infrastructure. He died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2017.

Mackenzie King: Originally a liberal, he was expelled from the LPC by Justin Trudeau after he stood up in Parliament and declared "Canada is a white man's country and it must remain a white man's country". He also denounced Trudeau apologizing for Native Residential Schools. He said "The Indian was an uncivilized savage when the Europeans came. Residential schools were an attempt teach them Christian values". People were shocked, since thousands of Natives were abused and killed in the school system. It was shocking that a Liberal in the 21st Century would say such things. Much as the case with John A. MacDonald, King seemed like a throwback to an earlier era, when Liberals were racist against Natives and opposed non white immigration.

King is currently a member of Maxime Bernier's far right wing, anti immigrant People's Party of Canada.

Note: in all these cases, I decided to give the people the original personalities and habits they had in our timeline. I realize of course, that this is unlikely had they lived in our era. Mackenzie King, for example, was a highly educated, extremely intelligent man with a social conscience. I highly doubt that he would utter the crude racist crap he did in the 1930s.

How about other well viewed historical figures put in modern day and not being popular?
For US/Europe etc.
 
Archbishop Rodrigo Borja.

Defrocked after a series of scandals involving embezzlement and womanizing. Moved to the US and became a reality TV star.
 
Re Landmass Wave's 'Another died a few years later but his annoying daughters became famous for no good reason.' For some reason I thought this was a reference to one Robert Kardashian, who had prior experience with defending alleged wife murderers who were probably guilty but got off anyway. I wonder if Tudor Jr wore a pair of black gloves while doing the bloody deed.
 
Elizabeth Borden: An accused parricide and matricide who was acquitted thanks to a high priced legal team, which included Tom More and Bob Kardashian, who proved that the decedents were not killed by 39 and 40 whacks respectively and that her hands did not fit the handle of the ax alledgdly used in the murders. She has since posed for Slayboy, become a regular on E! Tonight and is being considered as an interim guest host on Jeopardy.
 
Openly homosexual, Hohenzollern also serves as an advocate for LGBT rights in his country.
I dunno about this. Frederick the Great's sexuality is still debated by historians and there's not really some sort of consensus for this unlike say the Prussian general Baron von Steuben or Philippe d'Orleans (Louis XIV's brother) who was another successful military commander. I think Frederick II had some mistresses as well. Though as he was quite progressive for his day, he'd probably be supportive of LGBT issues, or at least indifferent to its passage depending on what decade(s) he actually becomes a prominent figure in Germany.

Still a modern militaristic Germany is quite interesting to explore. Maybe the Soviet Union modernized and the Cold War continues.

Archbishop Rodrigo Borja.

Defrocked after a series of scandals involving embezzlement and womanizing. Moved to the US and became a reality TV star.
He was a unique circumstance of the Renaissance. He was also a major political player, so he'd probably have some background role in the Church with his scandals probably an open-secret with them only really coming to light after his death.

I feel like this thread sorta belongs in post 1900 or chat due to the tendency of modern current day politics seeping in.
 
Mary MacCarthy-LaLaurie: Born 1967, a former New Orleans socialite, philanthropist, and social reformer. Though born to a family of some wealth and local prominence, a string of marriages with various heirs and businessmen would make her among the richest women in Louisiana. Her projects would include promotion of Louisiana's French history and the French language, and political campaigns ranging across the political spectrum that would mark her as very divisive, if personally charming, figure, from socially liberal platforms to voter ID laws and the preservation of Confederate monuments.

But what anybody and everybody knows about her now is the events following a fire in 2015, at first considered likely to be an accident but then later discovered to be arson by one of her servants, took hold of her New Orleans mansion. After the blaze was put out, firefighters discovered to their bafflement and horror, a hidden room within the mansion containing medieval-esque torture devices and chained, mutilated, and infected human bodies, living and dead, later discovered to be a mix of homeless people and "former employees" of MacCarthy-LaLaurie, and all of them African-American. The seven survivors, following critically-needed medical attention, unanimously reported MacCarthy-LaLaurie imprisoning and torturing them and others, who were removed eventually after succumbing to their injuries, to malnutrition, and to disease. True enough, human remains were eventually found under a layer of concrete in the mansion basement. That the victims were confirmed unanimously to be African-Americans, and the unceasing racist justifications and insults the survivors reported her uttering while committing her crimes, led to furious anti-racist protests across the United States, polarising the US South between one side demanding that a break be made with the Confederate past and institutional racism to be forever dealt with, and another stating that the crimes of one racist monster was not reflective of the modern South.

As for MacCarthy-LaLaurie herself, she disappeared, apparently understanding what would be made public as soon as she knew her mansion caught fire. She remains one of the most notorious criminals on Earth, hunted by the Five Eyes and the intelligence agencies of the US's other allies, and already in American popular culture and political discourse she has become a byword for petty, and brutal, evil.
 
Charles Dickens: Author of sentimental novels with a 'social conscience,' widely loathed by critics
Wait why is he loathed by critics? Wasn't Dickens a critically acclaimed and popular author during his time?

Mao Zedong: A former Beijing University librarian and microblogger, Mao held a series of hardcore nationalist and anti-captialist ideas that made him controversial to the Chinese New Left and unpalatable to the mainstream CCP. Mao was a big supporter of Bo Xilai and got in trouble for a series of Weibo posts he made in Bo's defense even after Bo's incarceration that got him fired. Blacklisted from most forms of employment due to his radical politics Mao would attempt to flee to Taiwan but was unable to secure a passport. He moved to Xinjiang in 2019 to take advantage of the pro-Han policies in the province.
I dunno about this. Mao was very charismatic and a pragmatist. He'd probably end up rising the ranks of the CCP and ending up as top figure in government much like Xi Xinping.
Enrico Dandolo: Italian businessman and politician, famous for being blind, but having a successful career. However, is facing allegations of business ties to coups in the Middle East, Balkans, and Turkey
Didn't Dandolo only go blind late in his life when he was in his late 90's. Dandolo was freaking 97 and blind when he lead the Crusaders towards taking Constantinople. He'd probably be the head of some major multinational trading corporation or banking group with international ties.

Franz Ferdinand Habsburg: Member of Confederal Parliament for East Austria and Prime Minister of the Danube Confederation. Also an advocated for 'ever closer union' between the confederal states, opinion on him was bitterly divided following his proposal to empower the subnational regions, with nationalists (particularly Hungarians) viewing it as a plot to smother national divisions into one superstate (which it basically is). Also controversial is his civil union with his wife Šejla, a Bosnian Muslim, which the nationalists' far-right fringe take issue with. He also faces criticism from the liberal left, with rumours of him possessing deeply anti-Hungarian sentiment. Recording of his furious argument against MCP Hoetzendorf on the issue of confrontation with Russia, nearly coming to blows, made international headlines.
Danubia existing in this tl? I see you're a man of culture as well.

Though considering the Habsburgs, he'd probably still be an Emperor. Though the nature of politics would be different within the context of the 21st century. Had they avoided the war, the Habsburgs much like the Russian Empire had the potential of riding comfortably into the 21st Century.

The Russian Empire had it not kicked minor problems down the road leading it to snowball into what was the Russian Revolution, it too probably would exist in the modern day as an Absolute monarchy, or even a Semi-Constitutional Monarchy.
 
Wait why is he loathed by critics? Wasn't Dickens a critically acclaimed and popular author during his time?

Dickens' novels were overtly sentimental and tended to feature too-good-for-this-world children and improbable coincidences, which were quite popular with critics in the 1800s but would be seen as schlocky by most literary critics in the 21st century
 
Abraham Lincoln was born in 1909 in Kentucky. He had a poor upbringing but decided to improve himself. He studied law and eventually became a laywer. During WW2 he served in the United States Army. Lincoln entered politics and considered to run for Republican party but changed his affiliation to Democrats. In 1960 he won the nomination of the Democrats instead of young Senator Kennedy and ran against Republican candidate Nixon. Lincoln had been confronted by a hostility of Southern States and Dixicrats within his own Party. During his time in office the Civil Rights movement emerged and Segregation policy was disputed. Lincoln openly critizised Segregation in the South and began to legally challenge it. Several Southern States reacted harshly and even sent their National Guards to enforce Segregation in public life. Lincoln warned the unruly State govenors and threatened legal and federal action. Finally, in 1965, the Supreme Court decided that Segregation was unconstitutional. Lincoln had won the battle although the fight against racial injustice was not over. Martin Luther King consulted Lincoln on that matter. In 1965 Abraham Lincoln was driven to the Cinema to watch the premiere of a celebrated new Hollywood movie with the actors attending. Hollywood celebrity John Wilkes Booth, a disgruntled actor with alleged Ku-Klux-Klan ties murdered Lincoln in his lodge and fled in a car. Eventually he died in a standoff with the FBI. Lincoln unfortunatly died in the hospital and a nationwide mourning on television took place.
Lincoln's Vice President Andrew Johnson was sworn in on the plane standing alongside Lincoln's disgruntled widow Mary Todd Lincoln.
To this day Abraham Lincoln is seen as a champion of Civil Rights.
Lincoln's son Robert Todd served under different Presidential administrations (Clinton, Obama) in different functions so far but never become close to his father's achievments.
 
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Sigmund Freud: Austrian-American pop psychologist and host of a TV show on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Known for his controversial belief that psychological problems derive from repressed sexual (and often incestous) desires in childhood, Freud's theories have been condemned by everyone from Focus on the Family to the National Organization of Women, and his heavy accent has made him the subject of a number of pop culture parodies.
 
Napoleon Bonaparte:

A Corsican Army General who was UMP Prime Minister of France from 1999 to 2004 and President of France from 2007 to 2015. After his resignation as President, he has since joined European politics and has been Secretary-General of the European Union since 2019. He is known for his pro-war stance in the Iraq War.

His son, Napoleon Bonaparte Jr, was Mayor of Paris from 2011 to 2014 and has been a Member of the French Parliament since 2018.
Kleopatra Philopatoris had been an Alexandrian born Greek society girl and CEO businesswoman and Greece's first female deputy Prime Minister and eventually Prime Minister. Her Billionaire Greek real estate business family had been originally an expat minority Greeks from Alexandria, Egypt. The Philopatoris family allegedly had also some shady connections and had been involved in corruption and tax fraud. Her father Theos Philopatoris had been a mighty donor of the Conservative Party, media mogul and the country's Prime Minister. Kleopatras's sister Berenice died under suspicious circumstances. Kleopatra's brother Ptolemaios Dyonisos Theos ,CEO and second Philopatoris-Prime Minister of Greece, allegedly ordered the murder of the former Italian coalition and now opposition politican Gneo Pompeo in 2006 when he asked for financial assistance at the Philopatoris's family estate. Kleopatra had been co-CEO of her family's business since when she was 21 years old and now was serving as her brother's appointed deputy Prime Minister in the Greek government. After her brother suffered an ,unfortunate' diving accident while on a luxury vocation in Egypt Kleopatra eventually was appointed Prime Minister of Greece herself. The charismatic Italian Prime Minister Giulio Cesare took interest in the young Kleopatra when she took over the governement in 2011 . The press in Italy ridiculed Cesare's unprofessional obsession with the Greek head of government. They even had a son together, Cesare Junior, who was kept in secret. Cesare often visited Greece and invested into the countries GDP. Italian-Greek relations began to suffer after the asassination of Cesare in 2017 during a Senate brawl. The resulting political chaos threatened democracy in the country. Finally the Cesarian loyalist, former secretary of defense and former Italian army general Marco Antonelli aspired to become Prime Minister of Italy but was blocked by the Senate. Antonelli went to Greece and allied himself with Kleopatra Philopatoris. To the surprise of the media the two became a couple ready to get married. The two politicians married in 2018. Antonelli announced that he also took the Greek citizenship and Kleopatra was ready to apply for the Italian citizenship. This caused a mayor scandal in Italy. Investigations concluded that Antonelli did shady financial transactions involving Italian tax money to one of Philopatoris's holdings in Panama and to different Philopatoris owned foundations. The Roman Senate of Italy voted to dismiss Antonelli, cancel his immunity and bar him from ever holding a public office again. Italian prosecuters opened a case against Antonelli involving financial fraud and treason. At the same time Philopatoris had been dismissed by her own party and inpeaced by Greek parliament. At the same time prosecuters opened cases against her concerning suspicion of her being involved in her brother's death.
Together Antonelli and Kleopatra commited suicide in 2020 on her private yacht in Egypt. She was 39 years old.
 
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Henry Tudor
British actor, stunt man, producer, presenter, and former professional wrestler, commonly known by his ring name the Eighth. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, he wrestled for the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, later WWE) for nine years prior to pursuing an acting career. His films at one point had the grossed income of over $3.5 billion in Europe and over $10.5 billion worldwide, making him one of the world's highest-grossing actors, however his career came to a stop due to his health and private life.

As well as his acting career he is famous for his private life. He firstly married Spanish actress, Catherine Trastámara, which ended in divorce, following two affairs. He then married his mistress's sister, British socialite, Anne Boleyn, this marriage sadly ended in Anne's mysterious death.
Following the death of Anne, Henry married Jane Seymour, who had no claim to fame and was shoved into the spot light, however she died giving birth to their son, Edward. Grieving Henry, then went on to marry German actress, Anne Lamarck, however this famously erupted into a quick divorce, due to Henry fancying the character Anne portrayed in a film, not the ugly woman he married.
At 49, Henry married 18 year old, British socialist Catherine Howard, a cousin of his second wife. Henry at this point was at his highest weight, which affected his health majorly, it was two years into the marriage that Henry found Catherine in bed with another man, in a blind rage, Henry murdered Catherine and the lover.
Henry was able to a lawyer to get him acquitted.
At 51, Henry retired from all acting and lived obscurely, marrying for a sixth and final time to socialite, Catherine Parr. Henry's obesity hastened his death at the age of 55.
 
Re Landmass Wave's 'Another died a few years later but his annoying daughters became famous for no good reason.' For some reason I thought this was a reference to one Robert Kardashian, who had prior experience with defending alleged wife murderers who were probably guilty but got off anyway. I wonder if Tudor Jr wore a pair of black gloves while doing the bloody deed.

That would be correct.
 
Bill Shakes

Born William Shakespeare in 1964 in Birmingham, UK to working class parents, Bill would rise to prominence in the British professional wrestling scene in the 80s, becoming one of the sudden stars of Globe Wrestling Company. But he would transcend to national and then international fame when he retired from wrestling himself and instead managed the talent and story arcs of Globe. He is widely credited of utterly transforming the image and popularity of wrestling, bringing a divide between working class audiences with his exciting fight sequences and hilarious (not to mention obscene) dialogues between wrestlers, and more refined viewers that considered his nuanced characters and tragic arcs rivalling almost anything going on in cinema at the time, and blowing most of more traditional television out of the water. A year long arc of a civil war within the Globe between two camps, CAP and the Montys, broke WWE's grip on wrestling in the USA, and a performance art considered yesterday to have been merely about two pudgy guys pretending to punch each other was considered to have been forever elevated into true art.
 
Joseph Stalin: A far left political commentator who has been criticized for out right calling for the state to seize the means of production and introduce a ban on net worth's more than a million dollars. He has recently been banned on Twitter for his views.
 
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