Lib Dem HQ. Late October 2010.
Cable, Clegg, Huhne, Davey, Hughes and Alexander
Vince Cable pushed his chair back and rubbed his eyes. “Well, as Budgets go, this one hasn’t got much to get my teeth into. The EMA thing will obviously play well for us …”
“Yeah – what did Balls think was going to happen? Two years warning of abolition won’t help them at all – it’ll just keep it in the news longer”, said Hughes.
“Never mind that. It’s a gift, we’ll take it”, said Huhne. “Anything else, Vince?”
“ … hmm, pay freeze extended for another year. Cuts in manpower – I guess Balls won a fight or two with Brown over that”, muttered Cable.
“Could be a sign that Brown’s hold on power is weakening?”, suggested Clegg.
“Could be. Looks better for Balls than Milliband right now if so – the aid worker thing has played badly for Bananaman”, said Huhne. “Not that there was much different he could have done for the poor woman, but it does add to a general air of incompetence around the Foreign Office”
“… slight increase in transport spending – that’s good, actually. Another windfall tax on the banks – he’s really passed the point of diminishing returns here and he knows it, but it’s got to fund the transport spending as well as the VAT cut for home improvements. A promise of a cut in corporation tax, but the National Insurance holiday for small firms will probably do more than that. No full VAT cut, so our mole was wrong there”
“What’s the upshot, Vince?” asked Evan Harris.
“Mainly tinkering around the edges. He really needed to cut current spending by more than that, to be honest. The deficit will remain pretty bloody huge. Frozen income tax allowances won’t go down well, despite the uprating of Tax Credits, and could cut off the benefits of the rest of the package. To be honest, I think he missed another opportunity. He needs to get to grips with the current spending, and he hasn’t. As for the pension system – if they don’t do something major bloody soon, it’ll be too late. The big news is punting the Comprehensive Spending Review into Spring – he’s obviously decided that having been downgraded anyway and with the borrowing rates resilience, he can take a chance on that ”
“Well,”, said Huhne. “He’s given us a flying start in the student constituencies again, and it’s starting to look more like Balls to succeed his master. The Tories are already spreading money around against UKIP, but it doesn’t seem to be getting much traction yet. Rumours have it that Congdon is looking for a fresh suite of candidates from their new intake of activists since the election, to try to spike the ‘nutters and fruitcakes’ line”
“Bugger”, said Ed Davey. “The novices and incompetents they’ve had in UKIP were the best thing we’ve had going for us. Martin, Steve and Annette are getting downright worried about the threat in the South West. Stephen, Dan and Andrew are almost resigned to losing next time because of UKIP. And their ground organisation is getting noticeably better – the defectors from the Tories and from us is helping them. We’ve lost fifteen councillors in the South-West alone. The only consolation is that the Tories are even worse hit”
Huhne shook his head. “Not much I can do about that, though. We’ll just have to fight each constituency as hard as we can and see what happens”. He turned to Clegg. “Any news on Old and Sad?”
“Not yet. The special election court sits in a couple of weeks – looks like an open and shut case to me.”
“Good. Elwyn was how many votes behind last time? Couple of hundred, wasn’t it?”, asked Huhne.
“Three hundred and seventy – er – one”, replied Clegg, consulting his notes. “We should have a damn good shot at it. Put Elwyn up again?”
“Yes. We can run more on the ‘unfairness’ theme, that he should have been elected last time”.
“Can we get anything on the unfairness of EMA cuts into that new newspaper from the Indie? Should be fairly sympathetic to us.” asked Harris.
“Good idea. See if we can get a regular column in it”, Huhne looked back down at his notes, the figures on one sheet catching his eye. “Could help out for the campaign warchest actually – God knows we need the funds”.
“Polls don’t look too good – but not too bad, either. Looks like Brown was right not to cut and run. Lots of sympathy for Cameron over his Dad”, said Hughes.
“Any useful info from Mark Pack and his geeks?”, asked Clegg.
“Not much. Tories into the thirties. Labour becalmed in the mid-twenties. We’re definitely ahead of UKIP, but down on the election result by a point or so. Apparently, though, this is covering a lot of churn under the waves, so it’s hard to tell what the outcome will be. It’s very different region by region and demographic by demographic”, said Harris. “One thing’s for sure – he expects more than three UKIP MPs next time”
The silence that greeted his statement stretched on. Eventually, Clegg said “Well, so they’re here to stay, then. We’re just going to have to deal with it. And try to make sure it’s more of a problem for the Tories and Labour than us.”