May 8th 1976, the Beatles take Lorne Michaels' offer

On April 24th 1976, Lorne Michaels, the producer of Saturday Night Live make a gag offer of $3,000 to have the Beatles get back together and perform on the show. Its been almost 7 years since the ban broke up. What if they decided to go along with the joke and played and then decided that they were feeling some of the old magic? What would the disco era look like with The Beatles and Bee Gees rivalry rekindled?

Here is what Lorne Michaels said the night of his initial offer (which was later increased to 3,200 and George Harrison later got into the act, trying to cash in on the money in November of 76 and Paul McCartney made reference to it in 1990 or so when he was on the show.)

Hi. I'm Lorne Michaels, the producer of "Saturday Night." Right now, we're being seen by approximately twenty-two million viewers, but please allow me, if I may, to address myself to just four very special people -- John, Paul, George and Ringo -- the Beatles. Lately, there have been a lot of rumors to the effect that the four of you might be getting back together. That would be great. In my book, the Beatles are the best thing that ever happened to music. It goes even deeper than that. You're not just a musical group, you're a part of us. We grew up with you. It's for this reason that I'm inviting you to come on our show. Now, we've heard and read a lot about personality and legal conflicts that might prevent you guys from reuniting. That's something which is none of my business. That's a personal problem. You guys will have to handle that. But it's also been said that no one as yet has come up with enough money to satisfy you. Well, If it's money you want, there's no problem here. The National Broadcasting Company has authorized me to offer you this check to be on our show. (HOLDS UP CHECK) A certified check for $3,000. Here it is, right here. Dave -- can we get a close-up on this? Which camera? Oh, this one. (CAMERA MOVES IN TO SHOW CHECK) Here it is, a check made out to you, the Beatles, for $3,000. All you have to do is sing three Beatle songs.

(SINGS)

_She loves you_
_Yeah, yeah, yeah ..._

That's $1,000 right there. You know the words. It'll be easy. Like I said, this is made out to the Beatles -- you divide it up any way you want. If you want to give Ringo less, it's up to you. I'd rather not get involved. I'm sincere about this. If it helps you to reach a decision to reunite, it's well worth the investment. You have agents. You know where _I_ can be reached. Just think about it, okay? (HOLDS UP CHECK AGAIN)

Thank you.

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Thande

Donor
It could happen. I remember George and Ringo performed together with Eric Clapton and a lot of others in the 80s at a very low-budget thing celebrating Carl Perkins' musical achievements, which no-one was willing to fund.
 
3000 bucks? That's next to nothing for multiple pop millionaires (isn't McCartney actually a billionaire?).

Max, this is Saturday Night Live, back when it was cutting edge stuff: Belushi, Radner, Akroyd, Chase, Murray, Curtin et al. It was meant as a joke and presented as such. Paying the bandwith the alrgest number of album sales at that time 3000 is part of the joke. :rolleyes: I was just saying, what if the Beatles decided to go along with the joke and actually played and decided to get back together. What effect would that have?

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Xen

Banned
There was an alternate history movie that came on VH1 several years ago called The Two of Us, it dealt with Paul McCartney showing up at John Lennon's doorstep out of the clear blue in 1976. After running around New York for a while, the duo were becoming fast friends again with a climatic moment of Paul giving John one of these sappy I feel your pain and its okay stories. Near the end they were watching Saturday Night Live when it was announced they would pay the Beatles to get back together, Paul and John were sitting at the edge of their seats anticipating alot of money when the offer of $3000 came across, they looked at eachother and doubled over laughing. John leaped to his feat and told Paul to get his bass they were going to SNL to perform and collect their $3000. Paul ran out to get his bass when Yoko Ono called John, and prevented the event from happening, John spent the rest of the evening at home talking to Yoko and Paul left to spend time with Linda. Good movie overall
 
It could happen. I remember George and Ringo performed together with Eric Clapton and a lot of others in the 80s at a very low-budget thing celebrating Carl Perkins' musical achievements, which no-one was willing to fund.

George and Ringo were never really the problem. It was John and Paul that were the problem and what ultimately broke up the Beatles. George and Ringo would often help each other out on their projects, with Ringo playing drums on some of George's albums and George playing guitar on some of Ringo's.

Xen, I remember that movie now. It was when VH1 was running lots of movies like that one. Wish they would show some of them again. I liked the one about the Monkees.

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