What's a certain Mark Zuckerberg up to ITTL? (BTW, the movie
The Social Network has, as part of his character, being a lonely nerd who never got over losing his girlfriend; while this might be true, it ignores the fact that, during most of the timeline of the movie's events, he was
already dating his future wife (1))
(1) Of course, when has a movie based on a true story ever really stuck close to the facts?

He met Priscilla Chen in 2003 (when she first started college at Harvard), and dated her for
nine years before they finally married.