Orientation for the Union for the Preservation of Peace in the Multiverse, part 6.
In the end, we are cold, not cruel. We try to stay out of conflict not because we don't want to have to deal with the consequences, but to try not to cause additional issues in the first place. Most worlds will have a rough spot or two, but left on their own, they would eventually progress to be productive, peaceful, and overall "normal" denizens of the multiverse.
And then there are cases like CSA1AOE1d*r=.000125. Normally, worlds that go through the enlightenment -thus meaning worlds that are vaguely similar to Base; sorry Huukguuri, you might get a little confused here- will have a kind of rough patch, but then they will progress out of it. However, this universe went the opposite way. The CSA utterly crushed the USA, and allied with Brazil and began to propagate slavery as a strong alternative to industrialization. It turns out a twelve year old on four ounces of crack works about as well as an industrial spinner.
Thus, this world went down a horrific path. The technical term is "Paedo-slavepunk," I call it an utter abomination. Interestingly, there was no second wave of colonization as some might think of it, but instead they harvested the urban poor and those who could not afford the ever-rising "air tax." Though, from what they tell me, colonized China was a very strong source of these slaves. Basically, this world wasn't just in the running for a Vlad Tepes award, they had the Vlad Tepes Nobel Prize.
Anyway, when we turned over the rock they were under, this world was preparing for a "WWI," but with tactics the Ts'alal would frown at. So, we decided to take this hellhole out before it happened. Naturally, it took about an hour and a half to completely secure the world.
Sure, we have gotten a lot of criticism over this. Aside from the fuckos who wanted to sell meth to eight year olds, one of the worlds that helped secure this world were adherents to a certain flavor of messianic Rainbow Serpent-Dreamtime, and thus worked to spread this faith across the planet. I wanna say 5% of the population now follows it, but don't count me on that. Thus, all of the "cultural preservationists" were up in arms at us "domineering this planet's natural social ecosystem."
I say screw'm. This world needed help, and we gave them help. Now we are genuinely looking at decolonization since it has been so successful. Drug use is under .05%, mental damage is gone, and the average person could walk outside and have a good day, with a home, a decent job, and food on the table for Junior.
Thus how we operate. Sure, there are tons of universes that are terrible that we don't mess with. If I had a halfpence for every time I saw a "Nazi Victory" timeline, I wouldn't need this shitty job! But in the end, this world was just so over the top that it was necessary to invade. Plus, did I mention that they were nearing a functional interdimension drive? They would have become like a metastasizing cancer, spreading this filth everywhere.
I just wish we had found it earlier.