Made a Good Lawyer: A Bundy TL

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
MADE A GOOD LAWYER
A TED BUNDY TIMELINE


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~Senator Ted Bundy of Washington, shortly before his entry into the 1996 Presidential Elections~​

Who're you?
Hi, I'm Shiftygiant! Writer of 'The Watchman Waketh', and I am here to present to you a Timeline of killer proportion.

Never heard of it. What is this, anyway?
Oh. Well, erm, I'm here to present to you a new timeline that I'll be working on between 'Watchman Waketh' and 'Republic Ararat', 'Made a Good Lawyer: A Ted Bundy TL', inspired by the 'AHC Craziest person elected president of USA' thread.

Oh, so it's a Ted Bundy TL? So he's a lawyer instead of a killer? Not much of a difference to be fair.
Sort of. As the image caption implies, he's a whole lot more than that.

Oh Christ.
Yeah.

EDIT: Btw, when do you start?
Within a week, once I have wrapped up my current work on the Waketh I'll be able to release the first updates, though it could be tomorrow for all I know. This won't be very long either- I plan to cover Bundy's rise in the same style I have WW, although I might do several prose pieces for pivotal moments.
 
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As POTUS his body count can be several orders of magnitude higher than IOTL. I think that he will be very understanding of CIA/FBI need for enhanced interrogations.
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
Thank you all for your responses, I wasn't expecting so many so soon. I'm happy to see people are interested in this, even if it's been done before (When I conceived this I did not know of The Most Horrifying Shock, but this will be decidedly a different outlook on the idea). But thank you for your patience, the first update will be up shortly. It won't exactly be the murder fest I assume many expect, and the first update will be a tad light, but don't worry, as time goes on we'll look at what he does in the middle of the night.
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
MADE A GOOD LAWYER
PART ONE


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Bundy Declares Run For ‘96
New York Times
Saturday April 14th, 1995

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, APRIL 13
–Senator Theodore ‘Ted’ Bundy has officially opened his bid for the Presidency in Tacoma following speculation on whether the young Senator would at all run. The announcement, made in the wake of Senator Bob Dole of Kansas’ only a few days ago, has come to a surprise to many who believed that Bundy would follow the suit with Dick Cheney and Ross Kemp and decline running. However, in his speech on the grounds of the University Of Puget Sound School Of Law, of which he is a noted Alumni, Bundy made firm and clear on his intent, declaring he intended to “bring a fresh ray of sunshine on this old wilting root, and bring out the silent majority of young Conservatives that my fellow candidates will fail to recognize in this election!”. During his speech, Bundy, flanked by his wife Stephanie Bundy, also raised his concerns on the “social and moral decay in familial and Christian values”, referring indirectly to the recent controversial ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ legislation, as well as raising much felt concerns over President Clinton’s approval of financial aid to Mexico in January, of which Bundy was a noted opponent, and levying further criticism against the President for not making good on his promises on changing the status quo, echoing similar feelings from Dole and many Conservatives.

Following his speech, Bundy took questions from the audience, in which he further outlined his major goals, wanting to curtail many sectors of the Government that were “unnecessary and a waste of the honest tax payers money”, as well as “cut the outrageous taxation that the middle class of this fine nation are forced to endure. And I don’t mean a little cut here and there- I intend to show you real change!” Despite the warm reception that Bundy has received, the responses have not been all positive, with commentators believing the young nominee lacked the sufficient skills or experience for high office, and did too little to differentiate himself from his opponents. Additional concern came from the Senator’s particularly secretive private life, very little known in regards to what the Senator is like behind closed doors, as well his commitment to family values, despite the identity of his own father being a touchy subject with the Senator. Despite these concerns, Bundy has entered the race polling only second, just behind Dole. As of yesterday, Senator Bundy joins Senator Bob Dole of Kansas, Senator Phil Gramm of Texas, former Governor Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, columnist Patrick J. Buchanan, and former State Department official Alan Keyes in the race for Republican Nomination. Governor Pete Wilson of California and Senator Richard G. Lugar of Indiana are expected to make their announcements soon; however it will be certain that they will not make anything near the impact that Bundy has.


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“Who is He? A Biography of Nominee Ted Bundy” Part One
Newsweek article, May 1st, 1995

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-Ted Bundy, aged nineteen-​

LAST MONTH IN SEATTLE, SENATOR THEODORE ‘TED’ BUNDY ANNOUNCED his intention to run as a Republican nominee the upcoming Presidential race. His announcement has been met with an incredible and unprecedented wave of support, support that has only grown stronger following the tragic events in Oklahoma. With his messages of unity, peace, and justice, many are still asking, who is Senator Bundy, and where did he come from?

Ted Bundy was born in Burlington, Vermont, in the late November of 1946 to Eleanor Louise Cowell in a home for unwed mothers. Raised by his abusive Grandfather, Samuel Cowell, who forced him to grow up with the belief that his Mother was his sister, Bundy’s early life would be shaped by the abuse he suffered from Samuel. However, in 1950, Eleanor would leave the abusive household and make an exodus to Tacoma, Washington, taking her young son with her. There, she would meet and marry Johnny Bundy, a Cook, and give her young son the life she wanted him to have. From all accounts, Ted’s early life was a happy and comfortable one; in school, he was well-liked by many, although by his own admission struggled to make friends. Outside, he was an avid skier, and often organised anti-littering campaigns in his neighborhood, at times venturing on his own to do so. He was also an avid reader, his favorite books being true crime and crime fiction, which he regards as having a tremendous impact on his career. After his graduation from Woodrow Wilson High School in 1965, Bundy would spend a year at University of Puget Sound, before transferring to the University of Washington to study foreign languages. It was during his first year in UW he met the love of his life, and later his wife, Stephanie Brooks.

However, in 1968, Bundy would drop out of college. Taking on a series of low paying, menial jobs, Bundy would later find himself a volunteer in the Seattle office of Nelson Rockefeller's Presidential Campaign, even attending the 1968 Republican National Convention in Miami as a delegate of Rockefeller. During this period, Bundy began the affair that would eventually entail his life, an affair in politics. However, not all was peachy; shortly after the convention, Brooks would leave Bundy, citing that, at this time, Bundy was “A child, immature and unambitious”. During interviews, Bundy would pin point this moment at the center point in his ‘wilderness’ period. During this, a devastated Bundy traveled to Colorado, Arkansas, and even as Far East as Pennsylvania, enrolling a single term at Philadelphia’s Temple University. In reflection, Bundy says that he: “Simply needed to find myself… I didn’t know what I was doing, or what I wanted, but I knew I just wanted to do something”. Finally in 1970, a now focused and goal-orientated Bundy finally returned to Washington and re-enrolled in UW, Majoring in Psychology, ending his wilderness. In 1971, Bundy took a position in a Suicide Crisis Help Line, and in 1972, Bundy gradated an honor student, regarded highly by his Professors. Later that year, Bundy would further pursue political matters, joining and becoming a valued member of Republican Governor Daniel J. Evans re-election campaign. Evens would also talk highly of the young man, believing him destined for greatness, something he believes even to today. In early 1973, Bundy would be accepted into the University Of Puget Sound School Of Law. Later that year, whilst on Republican Party business during the same year in California, rekindled his relationship with Brooks, who was amazed at his metamorphose into a dedicated professional with a future in law and politics. The two would date, and, following Bundy’s graduation, marry. With a bright future ahead of himself, Bundy joined the office of the King County Prosecuting Attorney as a deputy prosecuting attorney, a position that he found himself holding until 1979.

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Great format and you're off to a good start.
I wonder when or if we'll read about the skeletons in his closet.
 
It's scary to think this might have happened. Ann Rule (the crime writer) knew him at that suicide hotline (they both worked there); heck, he even offered her and her daughter a ride once, IIRC. She was completely fooled by him (of course, that's probably how he charmed many of his female victims).

If there was a poster boy for the death penalty, he is it, IMO. The legend has it that itwas a female executioner who pulled the switch on him in Florida...
 
It's odd, wen this first came up I pegged Bundy as a liberal president. Just something about his life seemed like it would make him liberal. Maybe I'm mixing him up with another serial killer.
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
MADE A GOOD LAWYER
PART TWO


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Bundy Calls for Measured Response
New York Times
Saturday April 23nd, 1995

OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA, APRIL 22
–Ted Bundy, standing with Majority Leader and fellow Republican Nominee Bob Dole, has pleaded today for a ‘measured response’ following the Oklahoma City bombing. Bundy, who arrived in Oklahoma with his wife Stephanie to assist in relief work, so far pledging $100’000 out his own pockets to help families and relief workers, as well as personally surveying the bomb site and helping cook food for the relief workers. In his speech, Bundy stated that “Our nation has been wrought with a horrific act. I mourn for and with Oklahoma City, and I praise the bravery and valor shown by those involved in the rescue effort. But going forward, into tomorrow, into May, into nineteen-ninety-six, we are forced to consider this movement, and our response. I condemn the cowardly act perpetrated, and I wish to see the perpetrator bought to justice. But we must not establish ourselves and vengeful. We must establish ourselves as the arbitrators of justice. Justice for the one hundred and seventy souls lost here in the last few days, and justice for the city of Oklahoma, which is now forced to bear this scar”. The Presidential hopeful also visited St. Anthony’s hospital, where he met victims of the bombing, talking with those who wanted to talk with him, be they old men, young women, or children. Doing his best to emphasize that this was not an attempt to politicize the tragedy, Bundy has announced his intention to stay in Oklahoma to help with relief work until late May.


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“Who is He? A Biography of Nominee Ted Bundy” Part Two
Newsweek article, May 1st, 1995


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-Bundy in Court, 1979-​

BUNDY’S TIME AS A DEPUTY PROSECUTING ATTORNEY WOULD AT first be diversely spent in positions of archival and filing, investigation, and the overseeing of criminal cases. By the end of this career as the Deputy, Bundy had quickly risen through the hierarchy, eventually gaining a position organizing prosecution trials under Prosecuting Attorney Chris Bayley. In reflection, Bundy would state that “When I was organizing the prosecution, I welded an immense and important level of power. I did my best to keep calm and in control, and I do believe that, looking back, you can see how well my approach worked.” Bundy would garner himself tremendous respect among his peers thanks to his strict adherence to the system, and dedication to justice, however would be hindered by his inexperience and temper. During one of the first trials he partook in, in which he was bought to present several items of evidence at Bayley’s request, Bayley reported that Bundy has “Passion, but became flustered and angry when he wasn’t in control when he wanted to be.” However, Bayley would also note Bundy “was in possession of incredible charisma when in control, being charming, suave, and almost hypnotic. He could probably win a case by just smiling". Despite his relative youth and inexperience, with the recommendation of Bayley, Bundy would be voted in as the new prosecuting attorney for King County.

Despite only staying in the position for two terms before his retirement, Bundy would partake in numerous trials that would make his name known nationwide. Noted for his magnetic personality, amiable attitude, and overall physical presence, Bundy would draw attention for his ruthless pursuit of sentences, although would draw controversy for his pursuit of the death penalty in many cases. Bundy would also propose several changes to the nature of the death penalty, most of which, if not all, would be rejected at the time. Whilst Bundy was in favor of hanging, he desired to remove the prolonged death row, believing it to be unnecessary and wasteful of tax payer’s dollars. He was also an advocate the lethal injection to replace the gallows, citing Jay Chapman’s proposal as a “step forward in a more humane and dignified form of death”. The Washington State's Criminal Justice system rejected this, but has recently begun to use lethal injection, citing Bundy as the catalyst. Bundy would be the Prosecutor during the trials Benjamin Ng and Willie Mak, perpetrators of the Wah Mee Massacre, securing both the death penalty (although Benjamin Ng’s was overturned in 1990 and commuted to life). In 1985, Bundy’s most famous trial would be underway, the trial of Gary Ridgway, the Green River Killer. Bundy would find himself passionately prosecuting Ridgeway, ruthless and almost theatrical in his conduct, attacking him for his murder of exclusively women, and his molestation of the bodies. The Trial would last for months, with new deaths being held against Ridgway seemingly every week, such as the discovery of several remains just east in a hiking area of Issaquah, which was pinned as a Ridgway crime. Bundy would himself break down during the trial; whilst reading from a list of victims, Bundy discovered his ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Kloepfer, was on the list. Despite the pleading of his colleagues, Bundy continued with the trial. Ridgway would be convicted of eight counts of murder. It is believed that the Kloepfer incident, as well as Bundy’s passionate closing statement, in which he declared that Ridgway was a “violent misogynist in the highest form, who stole the lives of these innocent women to use and desecrate their bodies for his own sick, twisted purpose”, is what earned Ridgway his Death Sentence.

In the fallout of the Ridgeway trial, Bundy would be reprimand for unprofessional behavior in court, and oversaw the firing of several deputies for not properly briefing him. Bundy would himself decline to run for a third term as King County Prosecutor, the trial having hit too close for home for him. Retiring from his position the following year, Bundy briefly became a Lecturer at the University Of Puget Sound School Of Law, however would leave his position for a more desired one- The United States Senate.

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shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
*blushes* Thank you all for your very kind responses, I didn't expect this to garner as much attention as it has. Thank you :)

Great format and you're off to a good start.
I wonder when or if we'll read about the skeletons in his closet.

Don't worry, we'll be getting to those skeletons soon ;)

It's scary to think this might have happened. Ann Rule (the crime writer) knew him at that suicide hotline (they both worked there); heck, he even offered her and her daughter a ride once, IIRC. She was completely fooled by him (of course, that's probably how he charmed many of his female victims).

If there was a poster boy for the death penalty, he is it, IMO. The legend has it that itwas a female executioner who pulled the switch on him in Florida...

Ann will appear, eventually. I did hear of the legend, and eye witnesses seem to support it was a female private citizen, although the records are tight lipped on the affair.

This is good so far keep up good work :)

This is good.. I'm happy my little thread inspired this.

And thank you for your thread giving me inspiration.

It's odd, wen this first came up I pegged Bundy as a liberal president. Just something about his life seemed like it would make him liberal. Maybe I'm mixing him up with another serial killer.

I would like to note Bundy's political alignment. Bundy is a Republican, however is also a populist. He has no strong convictions, he will only say what needs said to get what he wants. This will only becoming more egregious as we go on. Also, John Wayne Gacy perhaps ;)

But yes, I felt like I should get all that out before I go on.
 
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shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
MADE A GOOD LAWYER
PART THREE


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Bundy Speaks to Puget Sound
News Tribune
Wednesday, October 11th, 1995

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, OCTOBER 10th
– Yesterday afternoon, Tacoma native and Presidential Candidate, Senator Ted Bundy, staged his first Presidential Rally in the grounds of his old college and employer, Puget Sound, to a crowd of nearly a thousand supports. The speech, which was televised, has been the first since Bundy announced his intentions to run for the Republican Nomination last April, and touched on the key points on his campaign; the return to supply-side economic policies, reductions in income tax, and combating ‘moral decays’. Bundy would speak directly to the students of the University, declaring to them that “I am the man who will run not for business, not for Special Interests, and not for misguided honor. I’m the man who will run for you- yes, you, the average, hardworking American!” Bundy would also raise attention to his work in Oklahoma, stating that “Down there, in that City, we, as a whole, have suffered a great and tragic would thanks to the actions of ‘right wing terrorists’. I can tell you all, here and now, that as President I would see to it that what happened in Oklahoma never happens again. Not here, not there, not anywhere, for as long as the breath is in my body.”

Despite the cheers, not everyone was happy. Some students staged a counter rally against the Presidential Hopeful, hoping to raise attention to the Senators opposition to gay rights, who Bundy has in the past referred to as “…Strange sexual deviants, no better than Voyeurs or Necrophilia…”. However, they fell on mostly deaf ears, or at least ears that were tuned into only one frequency that afternoon- Bundy.


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“Who is He? A Biography of Nominee Ted Bundy” Part Three
Newsweek article, May 1st, 1995


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-Bundy hearing the results of his Senatorial bid, 1988-​

BUNDY WOULD BEGIN HIS RUN FOR US SENATE SHORTLY after the retirement of Senator Daniel Evens. According to Bundy, the decision to run was a decision he had made on the cuff; “Me and Stephanie were hosting a dinner Party. It was a little bit after Daniel had written that article for the Times… a week I think. After dinner we got talking about my err, my then current vocation at Puget Sound, and I told him I was a little bit… well, not bored, just in a rut, I guess. I joked that I should run for his place in the Senate, and he just looked at me, shrugged, and said ‘Well, I don’t think there’s any harm in trying’”.

Bundy would face little resistance to becoming the Republican nominee for Washington’s First District, although at a Republican Party meeting it was noted for hostility towards fellow Senator, Slade Gorton; both men, whilst ideologically moderate Republicans, simply disliked one another, with Bundy stating that he “could not be in the same room as him. He made me so mad”. Whilst they also clashed over issues regarding the Parties attitude towards Native Americans and Legal reform, Gorton would support Bundy’s run. Bundy’s opponent would by Mike Lowry, a previous Democratic nominee, and a then Representative. The Race, whilst fierce, would see Bundy win a decisive victory by a wide margin, a large part thanks to his vigorous campaign, the support he gained from female voters, who noted his handsome and charming features, with others drawn by his energy and relative youth in comparison to his opponent.

In the Senate, Bundy’s voting record would be Moderate-to-Conservative, supporting Criminal Reform and Native American Rights, and opposed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, although became controversial due to his opposition to Special Interest groups concerned with Homosexuality. Bundy would win re-election in 1994 in the midst of the Republican Revolution, and was a key supporter of Newt Gingrich’s ‘The Contract with America’ within the Senate. His upcoming Presidential Campaign is, at least according to Bundy, built upon the key tenants of the Contract, a Campaign that Bundy is sure he will hold his own in and win.

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