M. Twain's radical essays get him booted from American pantheon

History has a moral component as even the followers of Tolstoy have admitted.
Historical objectivity and emotion are incompatible. Someone who rages time and time again at the immoralities of historical people is not going to be fair when he assesses them and their actions.
 

McPherson

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Historical objectivity and emotion are incompatible.
Tell that to the victims of "the Terror".

If I use a metric, it is consistent.

Was the person/group; "competent".
Did the person/group do harm?
Was the result worth the cost?

If by those metrics the result is not worth the cost, then I look at what ideas caused the decisions/actions?

Ideology, belief, desire, theory, etc.

Guess what those elements intertangle within and inside human beings?

Emotions.

So if I make a judgement that Woodrow Wilson was a rat bastard, and he was a rat bastard because his decisions were colored by his southern racist white supremacist pseudo-intellectual elitist hypocrisy mindset and that if we compare him to Ulysses Simpson Grant, I tend to favor U.S. Grant as the better president, even though there is an "emotional judgement call" I make based on the "do no harm" component allotted to the assessment.
 
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There are the usual American politicians of the era and there is the incompetent who thought he could publish this garbage;


This one should be filed under fantasy...

Division and Reunion:1829-1889

I need not point out that Wilson and crew used Madison Avenue techniques to sell war? (Sure, it has been replicated, Gulf Of Tonkin and the Persian Gulf Wars, but never as insidiously evil as the Wilson "group hate" prototype model that has been copied by many "totalitarian regimes" since.)

But this is not about Wilson. This is about Mister Clemens who lived through the American Civil War and who should have been intellectually honest enough and he was certainly smart enough to see through that transplanted
"Princeton-ruining racist-totalitarian tin-pot demagogue dishonest-scholar and pretend "reformer and friend of the little man".
"southern gentleman".

Tell me, how did you find out about that book? Internet, I'm guessing. I'd like a citation from you that Clemens knew about and had read that specific Wilson book before you explicitly condemn him for not judging Wilson based on the contents of said book.
 
So if I make a judgement that Woodrow Wilson was a rat bastard, and he was a rat bastard because his decisions were colored by his southern racist white supremacist pseudo-intellectual elitist hypocrisy mindset and that if we compare him to Ulysses Simpson Grant, I tend to favor U.S. Grant as the better president, even though there is an "emotional judgement call" I make based on the "do no harm" component allotted to the assessment.

Look, man, you can't seriously think you're the only person who hates Woodrow Wilson on the site where hating Woodrow Wilson is basically a requirement in the registration process. If you're getting into heated arguments with people over it, it's not because others are unwilling to condemn Wilson the way you do, it's because you seem incapable of comprehending that not everyone in history saw him the way that you do, and so you conclude that the only reason anyone ever supported him was because they were all exactly as authoritarian and racist as he was.
 
Read what I wrote.
Ninja editing something into your post 10 minutes after the fact and then berating people for not reading the ninja edit before they replied in posts before it was even edited in... Interesting debate tactic there.

And that ninja edited text says nothing of value to refute the FACT that emotion-tinted historical narratives are NOT objective and are to be taken with the big lumps of salt they deserve. I could call FDR a rat bastard EUGENICIST and RACIST (which wouldn't be entirely wrong, either), but that would mean abandoning an objective analysis of the man and instead succumbing to emotional biases. And I actually think FDR was a pretty good president, by the way.

The fact is, people are complicated and judgmental historiography is not scholarship. I would be kidding myself if I believed that it is possible to be emotionally biased and a reliable historian by modern standards, at the same time. I think Woodrow Wilson did a great deal of harm (for example, his racism and extremely immoral foreign policy regarding Latin America), but that does not blind me to the fact that he also achieved some good things in his tenure, and had some genuinely good ideas. For example, he was prescient to the fact that a strong, united organization of nations would be valuable to reducing world conflict. He ruined his health trying to realize that vision.
 
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I found Samuel Clemens to be a bit of an intellectual hypocrite, but that is more based on his refusal to take the civil disobedience plunge. The quote is about "religion" and not "capitalism" as most modern Marxist and socialist activist deconstructionists assume. In fact, Mister Clemens makes it clear, in "A Connecticut Yankee" that he equates religion and magical thinking to be at variance with "scientific progressivism" which is "the Connecticut Yankee".

Just to be clear, I've always assumed that the Connecticut Yankee quote was attacking feudalism from the perspective of a pro-capitalist 19th Century liberal, not attacking capitalism from the perspective of a socialist.

And I think most serious Marxists would know that as well. Not sure about the "social activist deconstructionists". If I understand the kind of people you mean, it's possible a lot of them wouldn't have even read Twain.

And while Twain's views on Wilson may be of interest, if that's the direction tge thread is gonna go, I might suggest it be moved to Chat.
 

McPherson

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Tell me, how did you find out about that book? Internet, I'm guessing. I'd like a citation from you that Clemens knew about and had read that specific Wilson book before you explicitly condemn him for not judging Wilson based on the contents of said book.
I've actually read that piece of trash.


But here is a counter-question, if you have read "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" why would Mister Clements even need to read Mister Wilson's pack of lies, to know what kind of human being he was? Would not a single visit to Princeton not have done the same thing?

Certainly Mister Clemens hated Mister Roosevelt.

If he was perspicacious enough and knowledgeable about TR and Churchill, then he could sniff out Wilson.
 
I'm thinking mostly of some hypertrophied backlash to these two pieces...

To The Person Sitting In Darkness

The United States Of Lyncherdom

And I don't mean he's ostracized to the point of eg. students at Yale needing special permission to take his books from the library(as I've heard was the case with De Sade well into the 20th Century). He'd still be read and enjoyed in university literature classes, and by the higher-browed among laymen. But he'd be considered suspect enough that no one would dream of making a movie of Tom Sawyer geared toward kids, or even a pop-up book of The Jumping Frog Contest.

(Maybe something roughly analagous to the way the beats were treated a few generations later: you could buy Howl at Waldenbooks, but Ginsberg wasn't getting invited to do cameos on Sesame Street.)

I'm wondering if a more vicious(from the US perspective) Philippine occupation, with the war brought back to the motherland via domestic terrorism, would cause TTPSID being to be viewed with a more hostile eye(parts of it actually sound like they could be part of a terrorist communique). And Twain himself said he refrained from publishing Lyncherdom because it would destroy his reputation in the south.
Seems the link for the second work doesn't work. May I suggest using this one as a replacement?
 
I've actually read that piece of trash.


But here is a counter-question, if you have read "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" why would Mister Clements even need to read Mister Wilson's pack of lies, to know what kind of human being he was? Would not a single visit to Princeton not have done the same thing?

Certainly Mister Clemens hated Mister Roosevelt.

If he was perspicacious enough and knowledgeable about TR and Churchill, then he could sniff out Wilson.

Not necessarily. It would depend in part on how much interaction he had with the university president during his visit and what they happened to talk about, among other things. Again, you assume that one can see into a person's soul following perfunctory degrees of interaction. Human relationships are much more complicated than that, and I can only hope you don't practice what you preach in real life, because you'd be required to recognize and condemn everyone you meet who seems corrupt or immoral, or else be a moral failure yourself for not seeing them for what they are.
 

McPherson

Banned
Ninja editing something into your post 10 minutes after the fact and then berating people for not reading the ninja edit before they replied in posts before it was even edited in... Interesting debate tactic there.

And that ninja edited text says nothing of value to refute the FACT that emotion-tinted historical narratives are NOT objective and are to be taken with the big lumps of salt they deserve. I could call FDR a rat bastard EUGENICIST and RACIST (which wouldn't be entirely wrong, either), but that would mean abandoning an objective analysis of the man and instead succumbing to emotional biases. And I actually think FDR was a pretty good president, by the way.

The fact is, people are complicated and judgmental historiography is not scholarship. I would be kidding myself if I believed that it is possible to be emotionally biased and a reliable historian by modern standards, at the same time. I think Woodrow Wilson did a great deal of harm (for example, his racism and extremely immoral foreign policy regarding Latin America), but that does not blind me to the fact that he also achieved some good things in his tenure, and had some genuinely good ideas. For example, he was prescient to the fact that a strong, united organization of nations would be valuable to reducing world conflict. He ruined his health trying to realize that vision.
Expanding my thoughts has nothing to do with "ninja editing". I just refine an answer as needed.

Emotions and facts? FDR by a measurable metric was using lessons learned from serving under a rat bastard in an effort not to be a rat bastard. There is an irony in that the objective metrics I listed are precisely why FDR was a good president and Wilson was a rat bastard.

Judgmental history is actually necessary to ascertain if mass murder and genocide, racial oppression and lying are "bad outcomes". These are not 2+2=4 outcomes historians work upon. These are judgment calls. There is a moral component.

Like so...


You cannot junk emotion when you study human beings. It is a part of what we are, and I will not apologize or even attempt to separate emotion as a component when I feel EMPATHY in making such a judgement. To quote the hypocrite who is the title of this thread...

In the weeks leading up to the banquet he declared, “I am a Boxer!,” supporting the Chinese in the Boxer Rebellion, and expressed sympathy for South African natives rather than Boers or Englishman embroiled in the war there.4
And...
Twain: “It has been related that a Dutch maiden fell in love with you and assisted you to flee. You have said that it was the hand of Providence. Which is true?”

Churchill: “It is sometimes the same thing.”

Twain: “How long do you think the war in South Africa will last?”

Churchill: “The war is over now. The Boers are whipped, but do not know it… Gradually, as the conflicting elements become reconciled, a system of autonomous government must be introduced, until at last the colonies become as independent of the British Crown as Canada. The Boer is a splendid fighter and the coolest man under fire I have ever seen. He is what you might call a ‘low-pressure’ fighter. He never gets excited, and as long as he thinks he is going to win he will stay at his post.”5
I think it is curious that Mister Clemens would fixate on the "romantic elements" myself, but it is obvious that there is an "emotional component" to his hypocrisy.
 
Back to the OP, America is fine with radicals being lionized after they are dead and can be co-opted.

Honestly, I think that's just a Western cultural tradition in general. Just look at Charles Dickens and his popular and lauded works on the inhumanity of Victorian Britain's poorhouses, orphanages and industrial economy, and how little social change that led to. I think in order to be memory-holed Clemens would at least have had to be involved in radical and possibly violent political movements.

I also just took another look at his wiki page and noticed he died in 1910, so that Woodrow sidebar was even more pointless and dilatory than I realized.
 

McPherson

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Look, man, you can't seriously think you're the only person who hates Woodrow Wilson on the site where hating Woodrow Wilson is basically a requirement in the registration process. If you're getting into heated arguments with people over it, it's not because others are unwilling to condemn Wilson the way you do, it's because you seem incapable of comprehending that not everyone in history saw him the way that you do, and so you conclude that the only reason anyone ever supported him was because they were all exactly as authoritarian and racist as he was.
Uhmmm. Twain did not hate Wilson. That is kind of the point?
 
Honestly, I think that's just a Western cultural tradition in general. Just look at Charles Dickens and his popular and lauded works on the inhumanity of Victorian Britain's poorhouses, orphanages and industrial economy, and how little social change that led to. I think in order to be memory-holed Clemens would at least have had to be involved in radical and possibly violent political movements.

I also just took another look at his wiki page and noticed he died in 1910, so that Woodrow sidebar was even more pointless and dilatory than I realized.
Worse, I believe he became a vegetarian.
 
Tell that to the victims of "the Terror".
The victims of the wider Reign of Terror, such as the “Republican baptisms” and other massacres, were mostly lower class and poor, but they were massacred just as enthusiastically for not buying into the tyrannical regime run by the rich of Paris and their lynch mob supporters which eclipsed anything of Louis XVI’s regime.
 

McPherson

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Not necessarily. It would depend in part on how much interaction he had with the university president during his visit and what they happened to talk about, among other things. Again, you assume that one can see into a person's soul following perfunctory degrees of interaction. Human relationships are much more complicated than that, and I can only hope you don't practice what you preach in real life, because you'd be required to recognize and condemn everyone you meet who seems corrupt or immoral, or else be a moral failure yourself for not seeing them for what they are.
If one read where Mister Clemens stayed and knew anything about the Princeton faculty and alumni at the time, then one would understand Mister Clemens would get an earful about that "gentlemen" who was ruining Princeton with all the bells and whistles added.
 
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