February 22, 1919
Dunkirk
Adolf Hitler pulled the trigger of his MP18 submachine gun, letting loose a hail of fire into the windows of 'Le salon de thé "La cuillère graisseuse" de la grand mère Bacon.' British soldiers inside the damaged tea shop--as well as other buildings nearby--shot back and nearly hit the thirty-year-old Gefreiter, who quickly jumped back and ran to a wall where some of his fellow soldiers were taking cover. Then he nearly tripped over the corpse of the late Rudolf Eichmann.
Hitler was taking part in a major German offensive. Though the economy back home was teetering and the number of available soldiers was decreasing, Kaiser Wilhelm II had ordered a grand push to kick the Allies out of northeastern France, to shorten the front and capture the vital strategic area around Calais. The naval operation planned to support it had failed, and Ludendorff wanted to call off the attack, but the Kaiser was adamant.
"We need to get some potato mashers into those buildings," said Simon Laine, a member of Hitler's squad. "Some of us can lay down suppressive fire--"
"Simon can take a couple of grenades and I'll move with him up to that cafe or tea shop or whatever it is," said Ludwig Brendel. "Then we can clear it of enemy soldiers. After that we'll go for the hotel."
"We'll cover you," said Hitler, nodding to the other men in the squad. "Then we'll advance to the building once you've cleared it. Where is our Unteroffizier?"
"He was evacuated ten minutes ago," said a rifleman named Lysander. "Shrapnel wounds."
Another soldier named Jasper said, "You can be our leader for now." Hitler was well-liked and a strong leader figure in his platoon, and he was an obvious choice.
"Alright, let's go," said Brindel.
"Follow me! I'll lead the way!" announced Laine.
Hitler poked his head above the wall, then quickly swung up his MP18 and sprayed the enemy-occupied buildings with 9mm Parabellums. Lysander and Jasper followed suit. Jasper was quickly shot in the face and fell to the ground, bleeding and screaming. Hitler kept moving along the wall, scanning windows, and shooting at signs of movement. Machine-gunners inside the tea shop continually returned fire. Lysander picked off British soldiers trying to take potshots from the hotel, then picked up Jasper's MP18 and started haphazardly shooting wherever he saw a muzzle flash.
Two minutes later, the sound of a sharp explosion was heard, followed by the screams of wounded soldiers. Hitler watched smoke and flames accumulate inside the tea shop. The sound of Brendel's submachine was instantly recognizable.
Hitler dropped behind the stone wall and pulled Lysander down. "Give him some first aid," he said, pointing at Jasper, "then take him to a hospital or something." I'll go--" but the Austrian corporal's words were drowned out by the sound of a tremendous whooshing train, followed by earth-shattering explosions. The German soldiers took cover.
"Artillery?" said Hitler.
"Naval artillery," said Lysander. "The British have got ships in the area. American ships, actually. Battleships. They're using them for artillery. They're shelling our rear positions."
Hitler swore. "Go back with Jasper; I'll go get Laine and Brendel, tell them to retreat. We can't stay here forever. This is madness."
Gefreiter Adolf Hitler (bottom left) with fellow German soldiers