List of dubious Constitutional amendments

I think Constantinople should move to Somalia!

No government since 1991! :D
Libertarianism isn't about "no government". It's about privatising government. Roads are still built, law is still enforced, bureaucracy is still there, USAF is still there, TAXES are still there. They just don't call them bureaucracy, USAF and taxes. Those are "corporate management", "merceneries", and "service fees". Libertarians claim that since these executives,merceneries and fees are free of the unholy spirit of Marx and are properly consecrated by Godly Market Forces and aided by Competition Fairies, they're somehow better, and even have a formula or two to prove it. Unfortunately those formulae only work if you believe in Competition Fairies, and really-really think that everyone is rational long-term-profit-maximizing computing machine, unless he is corrupted by the Unholy Marx.
 
The amendment establishing corporate personhood makes no sense. The concept of corporate personhood was first established by a Supreme Court decision in 1886 even though the concept is not found in the Constitution. Wouldn't these rebels be opposed to such "?udicial Activism"?
 
Wait, this is awesome. I can have Nanotech, Radiological and Orbital weaponry? And the Government can do NOTHING to stop it whatsoever?

And since Consumer Price Index can be dorked by the Government we can play with taxes through a tiny act of government bureaucracy.

These guys are amazing. I'm sure gangsters will appreciate the "dirty bombs" suddenly made commercially available. In addition, my practice of religion hereby demands that I sleep until noon every day, and businesses can not discriminate against this legitimate religious belief.

Who wants to buy an M-1 Abrams tank? They're available to everyone, tax free.
 
Amendment - One month (30 days) after the enactment of this amendment, the vocal utterance of word "Belgium" shall be prohibited, except when diplomatically required.

Simon ;)


Best post ever. Sig-worthy.

I change my sig waaay to much on this board.
 
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