A Not Real List
2017-2017: Donald Trump† (R-NY) / Mike Pence (R-IN) [1]
2016: Hillary Clinton (D-NY) / Tim Kaine (D-VA)
2017-2018: Mike Pence† (R-IN) / [vacant] [2]
2018-2018: Paul Ryan† (R-WI) / [vacant] [3]
2018-2018: Orrin Hatch† (R-UT) / [vacant] [4]
2018-2018: Rex Tillersonˆ (R-TX) / [vacant] [5]
2018-2019: Steve Scalise (R-LA) / [vacant]
2019-2019: Steve Scalise† (R-LA) / Rick Perry (R-TX) [6]
2019-2019: Rick Perry† (R-TX) / [vacant] [7]
2019-2019: Steny Hoyer (D-MD) / [vacant] [8]
2019-2020: Mitch McConnell (R-KY) / [vacant] [9]
2020-2020: Colin Baker (I-DC) / [vacant]
2020-2021: Colin Baker (I-DC) / Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) [10]
2021-: Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) / John Bel Edwards (D-LA) [11]
2020: Mitt Romney (R-MA) / Ben Sasse (R-NE)
[1] Trump has been killed in November 22, 2017 in US-Mexico border by a eagle who carried a brick who fall on Donald's head killing him immediately.
[2] President Pence died by unclarified causes in February 16, 2018, but many theories appoint for a death likely of French president Félix Faure in 1899.
[3] Paul Ryan, after sworn in, revealed a childhood dream: descend the Niagara Falls on a barrel. He made it, and passed in April 1, 2018.
[4] 84-years-old President Hatch made a self-criticism saying what needed an "update" and started to found memes. After this, he (along Senators McConnell, Graham and McCain) asked if they are real villain. They said "technically not". After try to teach they to be villain, President Hatch was launched by a cannon and perished in July 25, 2018.
[5] SoS under his late four presidents, Tillerson tried to govern, but after a poisoned Pepsi drink, he gone crazy thinking de facto, he was a Tyrannosaurus rex. He was declared incapacited in October 31, 2018.
[6] Same saying dozen of times of his non-envolvement with Klan, President Scalise's body was found burned in New Orleans in June 6, 2019 along with a white strange clothes.
[7] Former Secretary of Energy and Governor of Texas, Rick Perry sworn as VP two months before Scalise's death, but, unlucky as he is, Lucifer had come to Earth in night of September 7, 2019 and took his soul after bet with him if he knew the name of three departments that would be extinguished by him the next day.
[8] The 80-years-old President Hoyer was controversial as Speaker, but gone crazy (not like Tillerson) in White House. He died after a drunkenness and drive the offical helicopter drunk thinking he was Santa Claus and crashed in the Capitol, causing minor damages on the structure in December 24, 2019.
[9] After 13 days as President, McConnell revealed his true face as the real Valeyard and started the Doom Era, closing the Congress and abolishing the Constitution of 1787. After intense months of battle, Colin Baker has join the Rebel Army and shooting Valeyard-McConnell with a shoe in his face, he was defeated in March 16, 2020.
[10] The reopened Congress approved the 28th (repealing the 25th) and 29th Amendment (Equal Opportunity to Govern Amendment) putting Congress to elect, indirectly, a President in absence of a President and VP. So, unanimously, Colin Baker, hero of Second Civil War and the man who ended the Doom Era, has been elected president promising to lead USA to order until January 20, 2021. Unfortunately, after President Warren president drink party he drank carrot juice and died some hours after his departure of White House, appearing like in distress.
[11] After an intense battle in the still hot coals of Second Civil War, "Super Betty" has been elected 55th President against a boring, but the last leader, of GOP, Mitt Romney. Who'll happen after January 21, 2021? Who knows!