List of Alternate Presidents and PMs II

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Japhy

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I just mean she sucks, we know she sucks and she's probably a few years from defecting, to the GOP or Russia, she's just getting an undue level of play here because she's the one progressive Democrat people are willing to admit sucks, and there are so so so so many others we can be bringing up.

It's actually reminiscent of Palin back in the day.

And my attempt at sounding like Bernie Sanders for Humor didn't work.
 
I just mean she sucks, we know she sucks and she's probably a few years from defecting, to the GOP or Russia, she's just getting an undue level of play here because she's the one progressive Democrat people are willing to admit sucks, and there are so so so so many others we can be bringing up.

It's actually reminiscent of Palin back in the day.

And my attempt at sounding like Bernie Sanders for Humor didn't work.
It was a jokey afterthought tbh.

I'll admit that I was being fairly standoffish h t u o h g.
 
In a rider to a bill allocating ten thousand dollars worth transport funds to D.C. Metro in 2021, John Q. Farr-Right (R-TX) introduced an amendment allowing presidents to run for a third term 'during times of war and national crisis'. This allows Trump to run for a third term to huge decrying from all sides.

This would be funny if it weren't literally exactly how Congress works.
 
In the middle of his term, after overseeing ten years of dramatic change in American society, Trump keels over at the Oval Office desk and is sent to the Great Hotel Lobby in the Sky.

It is adorable how you say "sky." I think it's more a case that Trump finds himself inside a vast, ornate elevator compartment, an over-gilded lily just like he likes them. It seems to be headed towards "L" -- furious that he's not headed for a penthouse, Trump fires off six angry tweets as the elevator takes its ride, never once considering a consonant might have been swallowed in that destination. The door opens. Trump, squared up for one of his signature tantrums, is set to demand the phone number of the CEO of this chain. In front of him, in a lobby of vasty darkness, he sees only Lee Atwater, guitar in hand, flanked inexplicably by Nathan Bedford Forrest and George Lincoln Rockwell. The first words out of Atwater's mouth are "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
 
It is adorable how you say "sky." I think it's more a case that Trump finds himself inside a vast, ornate elevator compartment, an over-gilded lily just like he likes them. It seems to be headed towards "L" -- furious that he's not headed for a penthouse, Trump fires off six angry tweets as the elevator takes its ride, never once considering a consonant might have been swallowed in that destination. The door opens. Trump, squared up for one of his signature tantrums, is set to demand the phone number of the CEO of this chain. In front of him, in a lobby of vasty darkness, he sees only Lee Atwater, guitar in hand, flanked inexplicably by Nathan Bedford Forrest and George Lincoln Rockwell. The first words out of Atwater's mouth are "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
He is unable to find the Donalda Via, you say?
 
AidanM - Hillary '08
Hillary '08
2009-2017: Hillary Clinton/John Edwards
def. 2008: John McCain/Sarah Palin
def. 2012: Newt Gingrich/Rick Santorum

2017-2025: John Kasich/Marco Rubio
def. 2016: John Edwards/Barack Obama
def. 2020: Cory Booker/Tim Kaine

2025-2033: Barack Obama/Kamala Harris
def. 2024: Marco Rubio/Mike Pence
def. 2028: Rand Paul/Liz Cheney

2033-2037: Marco Rubio/Nikki Haley
def. 2032: Joe Kennedy III/Ruben Kihuen
2037-2045: Stephanie Murphy/Darren Soto
def. 2036: Marco Rubio/Nikki Haley
def. 2040: Justin Amash/Jason T. Smith

2045-2053: Elise Stefanik/Jaime Beutler
def. 2044: Chelsea Clinton/Sasha Obama
def. 2048: Eric Swalwell/Pete Aguilar

2053-2061: Aidan Murphy/Liz Chang
def. 2052: Tomi Lahren/Dennis Snow
def. 2058: Ben Rodriguez/George E. Barnes

 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
He came in third in the primaries, and I just thought that their names/faces looked good next to each other.
Gosh.

If it helps you, they have separate pages for the Vice Presidential candidates.

But yeah that's, err, an 'interesting' way to pick them, to say the least.
 
Not a fan of her? Lol, I just picked a young congressperson (she's actually the youngest woman to be in Congress).
A friend of mine's brother was a big volunteer for her campaign on the hopes of getting a job with her in Washington, and after the campaign he never heard anything from her office.
 
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