Shuffling The Decks: Opposition Edition
1963-1966: Sir Alec Douglas-Home (Conservative majority)
"The Peer"
Narrowly winning a fourth term for the Conservatives, Douglas-Home's time in office would be rather... unfortunate. Coming under attack for taking Britain into Vietnam, the economy started to look dicey and thus the Tories decided it was best to replace Douglas-Home with someone who could possibly lead the Tories to a fifth election.
1966-1971: Edward Heath (Conservative majority, then minority)
"The Captain"
George Brown seemed to be nailed-on to win 1968 for Labour. But as the campaign went on, his alcoholism was revealed and the Tories pressed on it, subtly implying that Brown couldn't be trusted to lead the nation. In the end, Brown resigned as leader on the campaign trail, throwing Labour in disarray. But it wouldn't keep the Tory majority, as ultimately the people were just plain
tired of the Tories. Shambling with a minority for three years, Heath decided to call another election. Which he lost to Labour, throwing the Tories to the opposition for the first time in twenty years.
1971-1975: James Callaghan (Labour majority)
"The Leader"
In his four years, Callaghan marked himself out as someone who would unite the party and the country. Decidely a leader, he worked well with President Humphrey, but after he was succeeded by George McGovern in '73, the "special relationship" became frosty. But nobody would remember him for that, nor for his competent leadership. His assassination in 1975 overshadows everything else.
1975-1977: Harold Wilson (Labour majority)
"The Quiet One"
Always awkward on television, Wilson was seen as a frosty figure, and the contrast between him and the personable Callaghan only made that worse. And in the 1977 election, with union strikes being a major issue he ended up losing Labour's only majority in twenty years and stepped down, replaced by someone who could lead them back to victory.
1977-1981: Edward Heath (Conservative majority)
"The Captain Returns"
Heath, after six years at Opposition, was determined to lead the Tories into a new era of dominance. But in the end, it was Europe that undermined him. Taking Britain into the EC created new divisions in both the Tories and Labour and in the end the 1981 election showed that the Tories were more divided than Labour was. Hence Labour won their second majority in only thirty years.
1981-1986: Michael Foot (Labour majority)
"The Intellectual"
Decidely an Eurosceptic, he ended up withdrawing Britain from the EC after a referendum narrowly went Leave. Very much seen as on the "soft-left" in contrast with Tony Benn's "hard-left", after a series of party-dividing policies such as full-on fighting the Falklands War [which is commonly accepted as why Labour won a landslide in 1985], he ended up being pushed out in favour of a two-term MP.
1986-1989: Jeremy Corbyn (Labour majority)
"The Radical"
A Bennite and decidely on the hard-left of Labour, he was commonly seen as an inexperienced leader and a puppet of Tony Benn. His bringing Gerry Adams into Parliament and talking openly of "Irish unification" and rumours that he was working with the Soviets forced the deep state to put on its glove and push him out. This would later be characterised as a fictional novel -
"A Very British Coup".
1989-1990: John Smith (Labour majority, then minority)
"The Brief One"
Between Corbyn and Thatcher, nobody remembers John Smith. Handed a very, very unpopular party, the man did all he could, but couldn't salvage the party to save it at the 1990 election, not when a lot defected to form the Social Democrats - "a new party, clean of Communism" declared Tony Blair. Labour ended up wiped out as Britain voted against what they saw as a Moscow-controlled party.
1990-1993: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative majority)
"The Bronze Lady"
Thatcher would be remembered as someone who was handed an opportunity to radically transform British politics, and screwed it all up. Starting her ministry in high hopes, the issue of Europe rose its head again as the SDP was decidely pro-Europe. In the end, a referendum was held, one that divided the Tory Party and (temporarily) united the SDP behind Blair. She resigned after losing the referendum as Britain voted to "stay out".
1993-1995: Iain Duncan Smith (Conservative majority)
"The Social Justice Warrior"
Publically dubbing himself a "Social Justice Warrior" at the Tory conference in 1993, IDS shifted the party into a more socially conservative direction. Publicly backing President Bush's aggressively anti-Soviet foreign policy [abandoning the detente of President Mondale], he pushed for policies that would make it harder for people to divorce, implementing the controversial "Section 29" that made it illegal for councils to "support or encourage homosexuality" and got Britain into the Pakistani War. All this got him acclaims from his party's base, but alienated him from 'moderates'.
1995-1997: Tony Blair (Social Democratic-Labour coalition)
"The Flower Power Kid"
Blair's victory in 1995 was far smaller than expected, and he had to enter in a coalition with the much-smaller and still-unpopular Labour Party under Dennis Skinner. Seen as following a very "New Left" kind of ideology, he pushed for the complete reversal of IDS' social policies and going further with liberalising Britain, and the withdrawal of Britain from Pakistan, which made the deep state uneasy and they considered shifting him in favour of Gordon Brown, before the second assassination of a British PM in the 20th century happened. After his death, he became a martyr similar to Callaghan. Even now in the aftermath of the Final War, the Left still adores him as "the people's Prime Minister" and the label "Blairite" is still worn with pride twenty years after his untimely death.
1997-2003: Neil Kinnock (Social Democratic-Labour coalition, then Social Democratic majority)
"The Uniter"
After the brief premiership of Dennis Skinner, Kinnock took over. As a former Labour MP who only defected after the 1990 election [which he held Islwyn by the skin of his teeth], he pushed for the rump Labour Party to be merged into the bigger SDP "to unite the left", He committed Britain to "non-interventionist" ways of aiding President Clinton's Pakistan War, a clear shift from Blair's outright pacifism. With the Tories still hurt by IDS' legacy, Kinnock easily defeated Portillo in 1999. In 2001, there was a refugee crisis which created tensions about immigration, which led to him losing 2003.
2003-2007: Michael Howard (Conservative majority)
"The Disaster"
It is commonly accepted that the "West"'s part of the blame for the Final War goes all the way back to Prime Minister Howard and President Bush and their belligerent policies against the Soviet Union contributed to turning tension up to an unsustainable level in which it could only blow. Howard's policies were more or less a reheat of IDS' own policies with more of a focus on immigration [which after all, was why he won 2003]. As the Cold War "became a Hot War" according to
Time, he led Britain into invasions of Egypt and Thailand following President Clinton's own "hawkish" aims to "finish off Soviet influence for once and all". This got him much criticism from the new Opposition Leader Ted Miliband who led the SDP to a bare lead over the Tories. Seeing the writing on the wall, Howard resigned in 2007.
2007-2008: William Hague (Conservative majority)
"The Disuniter"
Hague's time in office was more or less "driving the ship into the iceberg". With Britain becoming somewhat tired of all those wars, thank you, the Tories stagnated in the polls as Miliband led the SDP to a big lead. But as the campaign went on, Hague successfully said that if people vote for Labour, they'll get the Green Liberals as their coalition partner. This was successful because the Green Liberals was not a popular party, they were seen as a party of kooks and immature students. But like IDS, he couldn't save the Tories from the backlash.
2008-2013: Ted Miliband (Social Democratic-Green Liberal coalition)
"The Uneasy Feeling"
Ironically, Hague's fearmongering of a SDP-GLA coalition only made it more likely as the Tories were too back down to actually win a majority. As Miliband stood next to David Icke in the Rose Garden and tried his best to smile and bear it, his government was already living on borrowed time. As John McCain was replaced by former President Hillary Clinton in 2009, it was clear that America fully intended on fighting the heating Cold War. And that his SDP was willing to follow America into it. Originally elected as a "new Blair", he nevertheless backed military intervention in Egypt and Thailand [however he described his support as "ending human rights violating dictatorships"], he claimed to oppose further wars ["Read my lips: no more wars"], but after a hard-left terrorist organization based in Ghana successfully hit the Louvre in France, he backed an intervention in Ghana which lost him supporters. Icke and the Green Liberals threatened to withdraw from the coalition ten times over his support of the "Hot War", but they ended up bottling every time.
2013-2017: John Major (Conservative majority, then Conservative-Social Democratic-Green Liberal "Ministry of All the Talents")
"The New Tory, the Same Old Story" [credit to @Thande for coining the term]
Unlike previous leaders of the Conservative Party, Major claimed he was "a new leader for a new era", publicly breaking with the party's old social conservative stances. Winning a majority over the unstable Miliband-Icke coalition [which only ended up undermining both parties], he ended up proving that he was more of the same belligerent Tory policies on foreign policy. Working with President Kerry, he amplified up military interventions, even as more Tories and SDP started saying "erm, hold on, we should go back to detente, that sounds safe". And then in January 2016, the balloon went up.
As President Kerry and General-Secretary Zyuganov were killed in the resulting exchange, Major was in the country and was left unscathed. Once he was made aware of the Final War, he declared a state of emergency, he reached out to the SDP and Green Liberals to form a "national unity government, a ministry of all the talents if you will". With Owen Smith and Norman Lamb agreeing to the coalition, he began "Britain's time of recovery". Overnight, he became an austere leader and incredibly withdrawn. His Cabinet became critical of this approach, which he defended as "no need to talk politics, we have more important stuff to think about". And while he did all of this, his popularity with the British people went down to a record low in polling history...
2017-: David Cameron (Conservative-Social Democratic-Green Liberal "Ministry of All the Talents")
"The Survivor"
In June 2017, it proved too much. Britain clearly did not want, in its period of recovery from a nuclear war, a premier who was both blamed for the war itself and then withdrew from the public. They wanted a new leader, one who they could genuinely trust. And thus the Conservative Party knifed Major and elected a new leader, the nuclear-blemished David Cameron who was lucky enough to escape the full blast, but not lucky enough to escape unscathed. Presenting himself as a defiant figure and his scarred complexion as a sign of authenicity and transparency, a clear contrast to previous "polished" PMs, he gained the people's trust. Under him, the rebuilding of Britain from the horrors of the Final War truly began. After all, as the new Prime Minister said in his first speech, "things can only get better". Right?