Levi Johnson, future son-in-law of Sarah Palin, gave an interview to the NYTimes where he denied being held captive by the McCain campaign and that the MySpace page claiming he was a "f***ing redneck" who didn't like children wasn't really his.
What if another scenario happened--he ran away from the Palin entourage and claimed to have been held captive, in preparation for a literal shotgun wedding?