Levi Johnston Held Captive by McCain Campaign

Levi Johnson, future son-in-law of Sarah Palin, gave an interview to the NYTimes where he denied being held captive by the McCain campaign and that the MySpace page claiming he was a "f***ing redneck" who didn't like children wasn't really his.

What if another scenario happened--he ran away from the Palin entourage and claimed to have been held captive, in preparation for a literal shotgun wedding?
 

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He would end up in a cabin smoking weed with President Bush. The Palin family would just be grateful to be rid of the bastard who knocked up their daughter.
 
The Palin family would just be grateful to be rid of the bastard who knocked up their daughter.

I somehow doubt that the prospect of their daughter becoming an umarried teenage mother (shock - only evil, dysfunctional families are supposed to produce those) would be one that thrilled them, or would be one which would be politically insignificant in terms of the hypocrisy stakes. The only way that they could in any way try to stay consistent in OTL was through the shotgun marriage.
 
A lot will depend on the evidence of course. A interesting senario would be if it stopped halfway up. Say they can prove a low/mid level camaign employee did it. However, there is no way to prove, one way or another, that he acted on somebody elses order.
 
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