La victoire de la Grande Armée, by Valery Giscard d'Estaing

I saw this book in my last trip to France, and, well, it's not every day that you see an AH novel written by a former Head of State: http://www.amazon.fr/victoire-Grande-Valéry-Giscard-dEstaing/dp/2259213901

The PoD is Napoleon having a common sense attack and deciding to evacuate Moscow right after entering the city in September 1812 to lure Kutuzov into a trap. By retreating towards Poland before winter sets in, he is able to inflict the Russian Army a decisive defeat at Vilna, thus forcing the Russians to the peace table and keeping the Grande Armée mostly intact. Afterwards, he decides he's had enough, calls for a general peace conference and abdicates his crown on Eugene de Beauharnais, after crowning Prince Poniatowski as king of a restored Poland-Lithuania and promising to support the Russians against the Ottomans. For some reason. Hey, I didn't say it was a plausible AH novel, although points for using an original PoD . According to some french reviewers, there are many cringeworthy sex scenes, so he must have taken a page or two from Turtledove. :D
 
According to some french reviewers, there are many cringeworthy sex scenes, so he must have taken a page or two from Turtledove. :D

IIRC Valery Giscard d'Estaing wrote a book where his expy has sex with Princess Diana. So I'm starting to think he mostly seem to be using alternate history to explore his sex fantasy:p (then again most litterature is author writting down their fetish)
 

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He's a former President of France, what do you expect? Turtledove probably goes to him for advice! :p

As Napoleonic victories go, it still sounds more plausible than the original.
 
IIRC Valery Giscard d'Estaing wrote a book where his expy has sex with Princess Diana. So I'm starting to think he mostly seem to be using alternate history to explore his sex fantasy:p (then again most litterature is author writting down their fetish)

Eh, other reviewers also point out that the Napoleon character seems more or less a self-insertion.
 
According to some french reviewers, there are many cringeworthy sex scenes, so he must have taken a page or two from Turtledove. :D
Ugh really, it's awful how this habit has spilled over from cinema (where it makes sense, as a cheap gimmick to attract the young male audience) to novels.
Writing a sex scene requires either a lot of craft and subtlety, or being writing an erotic book (which also requires a lot of craft).

So, writers, seriously, leave the sex for novels in the dinosaur erotica genre. :D
 
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