L Neil Smith - now in color!

acording to the Roswell Texas forum, Ernst Rohm founds the Nazis in this time line, hence to openly gay part:rolleyes:

From the forum:

Scott Bieser said:
If you read the Wikipedia article, you'll understand that the "gay Nazi" bit we're doing is not just a cheap gag, but a logical historical development resulting from the openly gay Röhm, with his Sturmabteilung, assuming leadership of the Nazi Party.

Oh...my...God...

You mean...this isn't parody? They're being serious?! :eek:
 
(apparently you can lead an extreme right-wing party and be openly gay. considering how Nazi treated gay it's kinda creepy)

(Futher note : is that me or everyone can become president of the president despiste the time I mean immigrant, Half-spanish, Woman)

Frame 1: Is that me or the vatican in-exile look a lot like a lot like a school gymnasium? Apparently the pope is allowed to play poker and to drink other than thing than communion wine, can't to see him drunk :D (ok I got to admit I don't know poker rule so I won't talk about it, but I'm pretty sure that's the best way the author could give a suspense feel to the scene like in jame-bond.)

Frame 2 : Who is that guy? I don't know, but he have strange way to carry conversation (I'm pretty sure the new pope know how is predescor was kill, but I just hope it was not brownville considering nearly everyone have gun. it's pretty stupid to kill them with an axe.

Frame 3: GODAMNIT! Apparently it is easier to kill the pope with axe than with the gun the state require. I don't know for you but I hope he was kill in his car and not taking a walk in the street.

frame 4: I hope subdue mean arrest and not kill, cause that would be weird to image a groups of cardinals shooting a axe wielding guy is really weird to imagine (or him saying "I'M the one who killed pope-killer elect me to be next one!)

frame 5: I know I've always been horrible at figuring out cameo, but I'm more or less sure that guy was put there to make a Jame Bond like figure

Frame 6: I've check Hoboken is either a place in New Jersey, Georgian or belgium. You know it's funny if I was a gangster I would deftiveily hang-out with the Pope. Apparently people texicans are above addiction.

Frame 7 : Have you notice but everyone cross their finger when they lie, you know it would be very easy to know in their world who is honest who is not if you just look at their hand. Is that me but with security briefring and involvement with Gangser that Vatican look increasly like a Chick tract.

Frame 8:Hum according to wiki if you type Cactus Jack you get a WWE wrester

Frame 9: I wonder what that mumbling about

Frame 10: I think the guy like the poke see he wink at him :D weird if you look ashtray the cigarette look like they have orange end but if you look the cigarette they all white

Frame 11: Apparently the Pope more occupied with giving guns to the whole church than something than can crush the church

Frame 12: You know it's kinda funny all they all know what the other party does, I mean it's a spy story yet they all know what they do.

Frame 13: You know I just wonder why the Pope needed to know all this (chick tract I tell you)

Frame 14: You know their handling of it is quite different than OTL I mean did mexican send anyone in New Mexico?

Frame 14:
 
It's the chairman of the board, old blue eyes, cranky Frankie, yes New Jersey's favorite singing son until Bruce Springsteen Frank Sinatra. Thats him playing poker with the Pope and in bed with the mob c'est la vie.
 
(shame on me I couldn't recongnize him and he's my idol, should I continue this or is this a piece of trash)

Frame 1 : A popegun? what does that mean I have no idea, considering he must be the first arm pope I think it's a bit hard to start categorize already.

Frame 2: Kinda weird why the swiss guard need to keep those uniform, I mean they seem to have them quite decently yet the pope sitll insit that they have that kind of uniform. (wonder who is the guy watching the poker game, maybe he is the first specator of the World Series of Poker)

Frame 3: Apparently greeting card buisness mogul get to play to play poker with Pope (if you check that sentence sound crazy)

frame 4: Deaf Smith I wonder how you can head up with that nickname without being deaf

Frame 5: Hum where was the shirt (I mean it ain't cordless and it was nowhere to be found)

Frame 6: You know it's kinda oblivous she didn't want to talk to him (following the dialogue)

Frame 7:Really everyone know about that crash, it's a wonder why nobody seem to have forgotten. Hum why someone working at a journal go talk to someone working at the greeting card compangy :confused:

Frame 8: known I know that everyone know about this! I mean people even know about secret goverment operation and they are not even suppose to take place and even know who take part in it (and she don't seem really to mind)

Frame 9: I hope for her she already published her article :p It's like a secret but everyone know!

Frame 10: I kinda wonder why she was dressing herself if she was at work :D

Frame 11: Crap is it me or greeting card compagny seem to be more than meet the eyes here

Frame 12:Apparently you will call your college roomate if you have stumble on something that might change mankind status. Anyway college roomate sharing that's strangely arousing

Frame 13: I wonder how that unfortunate (or why some secretary in a greeting card compagny would know information)

Frame 14 : You know she was able to figure the whole story by herself without her why does she need her
 
Is it just me, or is Amber-Rose Bierce supposed to be a female version of one of my favorite authors, the venerable Ambrose Bierce? Huh?
 
Ambrose born as a girl, or... :eek: let's not think about it.

@Redem: "Frame 11: Crap is it me or greeting card compagny seem to be more than meet the eyes here"

Yes indeed. It was said earlier in the comic that Texas doesn't have an official secret service, but there's always a loophole...
 
Its Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


more Gay Nazis:rolleyes: That Colonel is probibly a cameo:rolleyes:
 
Frame 1: You know every major dictartoship have a theme (Master race, glory of rome, the worker) aparently California is to being the most flashy. Maybe it's a cruise airship (it is call the magic kingdom) You know i hope those reactor doesn't throw fire cause it won't be the magic kingdom for long.

Frame 2: Gay Nazi! ok apparently Walt Disney wanted the Nazi to have an airships that fitted with them (I mean Pink and black fit so welll that it make me want to be a nazi :p ) I also wonder how a german nazi might think of having king Edward VIII for Reichfueherer (think about it).

Frame 3: Hum considering that John wayne was from Iowa one can wonder what the heck he's doing in California (butterfly probalby) but let's say it's a dirty gesture in California why the heck the state seem to like them.

Frame 4: as you all know lawyer are the most important people you can have in a millitary operation. (It's weird I check some older strip and they said they would go at 0400 it's 4:30 and they aren't even gone! )

Frame 5: You know it's weird that while an high level millitary consultant John Wayne is only colonel.

Frame 6: I always check if my knife empty or broken before my millitary expedtion

Frame 7: Wasn't he on the same level as them a few frame before can't remember seeing him him going up.

Frame 8: Among the many originality (I mean big brother like greeting card compagny, Nazi embracing homosexuality instead of killing them like they did OTL) they don't be Deseret! but they seem to a mormon strip. (is that me or barefoot lawyer motive have a tendancy to change of colour)

Frame 9: Hum ok they might be a lot of colorful ballon, but won't they notice if you're zepplin in the middle of bunch of ballon? or if you're not schedule in anyway. Wouldn't be just simplier to just take a regular ballon and to simply go there taking some unconventional road nobody use. I mean it's not like nobody will notice after they'll be gone of the ballon festival?

Frame 10: You know I wonder how those guy feel to wear pink most of the time during all day sure one of their first leader guy was gay, but did that force him to have pink as favourite colour? if it was Röhm how come it is isn't the S.A butternut? and didn't the Reich changed of leadership?

Frame 11: Let me guess they have a mortie mouse motive on them!
 
Its no weirder then The Probablity Broach, or The Two Georges.

Though, I'm not going to try and read it. Frankly, I think we here at AH.COM could do better.
 
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