Kim Jong-Il - a great guy, really

So I was looking through a few old threads of mine, and dug this out. It got a pretty positive reception, though died rather quickly. I figured I'd give it a second go.

Inspired by the Vice Guide to the DPRK.

WI Kim Jong-Il is really a nice guy who wants the best for his people, but is naive to a fault? The Politburo keeps him fed with false information, and all he has to do is appear at a few parades now and then to look good. He believes the same thing that every average North Korean is taught to believe, that the DPRK is the greatest country in the world and that its leaders can do no wrong.

Interesting thought? Incoherent rambling?
 
Absolute nonsense, completely ignorant of Kim Jongil's life history and activities. He probably does get fed occasional false information, and he likely has a self-justification for his lifestyle and the state of his country; but he's not a rube. He doesn't just come out for the occasional parades, he is almost always roving around the country on his inspection tours. He is well aware of the true state of his nation, but he probably blames others rather than himself.
 
It sounds absurd, but there are websites out there that defend North Korea as a bastion of communism and socialist equality against the machinations of the evil Yankee-Zionist Imperialist War Machine, so whilst the idea that Kim is a nice guy really might seem stupid to us, some fellow travellers around the world dont seem quite so sceptical
 

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It sounds absurd, but there are websites out there that defend North Korea as a bastion of communism and socialist equality against the machinations of the evil Yankee-Zionist Imperialist War Machine, so whilst the idea that Kim is a nice guy really might seem stupid to us, some fellow travellers around the world dont seem quite so sceptical

There are web sites out there where people insist that the Moon landings were a Hoax, FJK was assassinated by someone payed by Jackie because she was fed up with his womanising and that the International Monetary Fund is Neoliberal Sock puppet of the Illuminati.

Here however conspiracy theories are discouraged, unless they are fucking funny ones.
 
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