Kicking and Screaming-The Story of Richard Nixon

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As President Nixon walked up the corridor to give a speech on TV,he was caught off hand by a Campaign Aide.

Aide:Mister Nixon,you can't go through with this,you have to resign.

Nixon:I'm not fucking resigning,those Libbies in Congress are just trying to get me,if they want me to leave they're going to have to drag me out,fucking Kicking and Screaming.

Aide:Come on Mister Nixon,you are going to Have to resign!

Nixon:No I'm fucking not!

The Aide shuffles past,allowing the President to sit down.

Cameraman:Alright Mr. President,Camera's Rolling.

Nixon:Thanks.

'''Good Evening.
With the deliberations of the House Judiciary Committee completed and its recommendations awaiting action by the full House of Representatives, questions have been raised about my own plans for dealing with the impeachment issue.
I have requested this time in order to tell you how I intend to proceed.
Debate on the committee’s impeachment recommendations is scheduled to begin on the House floor two weeks from today — on Aug. 19.
In the wake of the Judiciary Committee’s action, there has been a very substantial erosion of the political base that I would need in order to sustain my position in the House of Representatives. Therefore, at this time it appears almost a foregone conclusion that one or more articles of impeachment will be voted by the House, and that the matter will go to a trial in the Senate. . . .
It is not my purpose tonight to argue my case. There will be time for that later. Rather, I want to explain how I intend to proceed.
I also want to tell you about one new piece of evidence I have discovered, which I recognize will not be helpful to my case — but which I have instructed my attorneys to make available immediately to the Judiciary Committee. . . .
In the past several days, I have been engaged in an intensive review of the 64 taped conversations covered by the Special Prosecutor’s subpoena and the Supreme Court’s recent order that they be turned over to Judge Sirica. With one exception, I have found that they bear out what I said on April 29 when I announced my decision to make public the original transcripts: that the evidence I have turned over to the Judiciary Committee tells the full story of Watergate, insofar as the President’s knowledge or involvement is concerned. These 64 additional tapes are being turned over to Judge Sirica. . . . As they become public, which they undoubtedly will, the truth of this will be evident.
The one exception is a conversation I held with H. R. Haldeman on June 23, 1972, which concerns my instructions with regard to coordination between the F.B.I. and the C.I.A. In reviewing the tape it is now clear to me that Mr. Haldeman and I did discuss the political aspects of the situation, and that we were fully aware of the advantages this course of action would have with respect to limiting the possible public exposure of involvement by persons connected with the re-election committee. Because this conversation took place just a few days after the break-in, I know it will be widely interpreted as evidence that I was involved from the outset in efforts at cover-up.
Let me take a moment to explain why I did not make this public sooner, although I should have. In May of this year I began a review of the 64 tapes subpoenaed by the Special Prosecutor, but then postponed completing it pending the decision that was finally handed down 12 days ago by the Supreme Court. In the course of that earlier partial review I listened to this tape, but did not focus on it thoroughly. I did not at the time consider it inconsistent with my past statements, nor did I have transcripts made or advise my staff or counsel about any possible concern with it.
I now recognize this as having been a serious mistake, because as a result of it my counsel, my staff, and others, including members of the Judiciary Committee, who defended my position did so on the basis of facts that were incomplete. . . .
Let me turn now to the future.
There has been a great deal of speculation that I would resign, rather than face trial by the Senate. Some cite the erosion of my political base, and say that this either dims or dooms my chances in the Senate. Some cite the costs to the nation of more months of distraction and uncertainty. Some say I should not see the Constitutional process through, because even if vindicated by the Senate I would be so weakened politically that I could not govern effectively for the remainder of my term.
Some suggest that if I persevere, I am not only ignoring what they consider the inevitable outcome, but doing so at considerable political risk.
Indeed, when I reviewed the June 23 tape, and realized the interpretations that will probably be placed on it, I seriously considered resigning.
I have thought long and hard about all of these questions. . . . I have explored the questions thoroughly with my family.They share in my belief that the Constitutional process must not be aborted or short-circuited — that having begun, it must be carried through to its conclusion, that is, through a fair trial in the Senate. . . .
If I were to resign, it would spare the country additional months consumed with the ordeal of a Presidential impeachment and trial.
But it would leave unresolved the questions that have already cost the country so much in anguish, division and uncertainty. More important, it would leave a permanent crack in our Constitutional structure: it would establish the principle that under pressure, a President could be removed from office by means short of those provided by the Constitution. By establishing that principle, it would invite such pressures on every future President who might, for whatever reason, fall into a period of unpopularity. . . .
Whatever the mistakes that have been made — and they are many — and whatever the measure of my own responsibility for those mistakes, I firmly believe that I have not committed any act of commission or omission that justifies removing a duly elected President from office. If I did believe that I had committed such an act, I would have resigned long ago. . . .
For me to see this through will have costs for the country in the short run. The months ahead will not be easy for any of us. But in the long run — whatever the outcome — the results will be a more stable form of government. Far more damaging than the ordeal of a Senate trial, far more damaging that even the conviction and removal of a President, would be the descent toward chaos if Presidents could be removed short of impeachment and trial.
Throughout the Western world, governmental instability has reached almost epidemic proportions. . . . In the United States, within the last dozen years one President was assassinated; the next was in effect driven from office when he did not even seek re-election; and now the third stands on the verge of impeachment by the House of Representatives, confronted with calls for his resignation in order to make the process of removal easy.
This country bears enormous responsibilities to itself and to the world. If we are to meet those responsibilities in this and future Presidencies, we must not let this office be destroyed — or let it fall such easy prey to those who would exult in the breaking of the President that the game becomes a national habit.
Therefore, I shall see the Constitutional process through — whatever its outcome.
I shall appear before the Senate, and answer under oath before the Senate any and all questions put to me there'''(Watergate Scandal,Wikipedia)

'''Oh for fucks sake,you asshole,just resign already!'''(Nelson Rockefeller's reaction to watching the address)

Presidential Approval Ratings Take a Nosedive for Nixon!
August 10 1974

Do you approve of President Nixon?(Gallup Poll,August 10 1974)
No-- 74%
Yes-- 26%
 
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Vice-President Ford pacing down a corridor,there he sees President Nixon.

Ford:Dick,are you Goddamn crazy? What the hell are you doing?

Nixon:I'm saving my fucking presidency,how can't you see that I'm doing my best?

Ford:No,because you fucking aren't.

Nixon:How the FUCK am I not?

Ford:If you keep continuing this shit,the Dems are in for a landslide come '76!

Nixon:No they aren't! They're all out to get me,McGovern,Humphrey,that prick Dellums! the whole lot of 'em are!

Ford:No,Rick,you are ruining the goddamn party! you are going to have to resign if you have a shred of dignity left!

Nixon:You're fucking one of them! You're out to get me! I'd kill you now!
(Transcript of Argument between Ford and Nixon)

'''I couldn't believe what I was hearing,it sounded like he had gone crazy,like he actually believed what he said,I couldn't stay for more than a day with Nixon being paranoid and breathing down my neck,but I had to stick on,for the country'''(Gerald Ford,A History of the Nixon Administration)
 
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In a personal conversation, Ford would not have been so formal when addressing Nixon. Also, Ford would not have resigned the vice presidency, even under these circumstances. He would undoubtedly wish to resign and would most certainly speak w/his colleagues/friends in Congress and vent about the situation. In the end they would convince Ford to see this "long national nightmare" through to the end by remaining at his post, and for the sake of the government and the nation he would do just that.
 
This is getting interesting. Also, on a semi related note, there are fan theories that The West Wing was set in an alternate reality where Nixon didn't resign, so you've got that going for you.
 
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''We need a president who is committed to serving the American People*Cheers*''(Presidential Candidate Birch E. Bayh,Speech Excerpt in Los Angeles,August 16 1974)

''Everyone's out to fucking get me,it's all a conspiracy,they want me dead,those fuckers''(President Nixon,Offhand Comment)

''Jesus fucking Christ,we've already lost''(Allegedly Nelson Rockefeller)

Nixon Sabotaged Peace Talks in '68?
''As Nixon's approval ratings are taking a nosedive,here's something new,apparently in the '68 election,the Nixon Campaign sabotaged the Paris Peace Accords,which would've showed a possible early end to the Vietnam War,in order to gain more votes, and to say nothing of 1972...''(New York Times Article,August 17 1974)

(Transcript of Phone Call between President Nixon and Chief of Staff Alexander Haig)

Nixon:Hey Alex.

Haig:Hello Mister Nixon.

Nixon:The Reporters can go fuck themselves,working for all sorts of fucking libbies,they all want me dead,they can go straight to hell.

Haig:Um,Mister Nixon,are you drunk?

Nixon:Why the fuck do you want to know? Are you with the Libbies? Are ya Alex?

Haig:Um,no Mister Nixon,I'm not,I think you should just hang up now.

Nixon:NO,I will fucking hang up when I fucking feel like fucking hanging up! I should've known you were a fucking Libby,you Libby Son of a Goddamn Bitch!!

(Hanging up Sound)

'''He called me while drunk, and he sounded like it,I couldn't stand it,I had to resign'''(Alexander Haig,A History of The Nixon Administration)

Chief of Staff Haig Resigns!
 
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Great TL. I'm subscribed to your Huntsman one, but what's your other TL you've got going?
If you'd like ideas for TL's depending on what sort of TL's you write, I might have a few.
Did Nixon actually swear that much OTL? I've heard him cuss on clips I've found of the tapes he did.
 
Great TL. I'm subscribed to your Huntsman one, but what's your other TL you've got going?
If you'd like ideas for TL's depending on what sort of TL's you write, I might have a few.
Did Nixon actually swear that much OTL? I've heard him cuss on clips I've found of the tapes he did.

My other one was about Scott Walker in 2016, and I imagine under more stress,he would probably curse more.
 
The swearing needs more nuance. Nixon didn't say fuck as much or as ubiquitously as is being portrayed. What he did say a lot was son of a bitch, and he used goddamn, damn and hell commonly, and shit to a lesser degree. And fuck was atomic. That's how men of his generation swore. Nixon perhaps more so because he was a guy from a working class background.
 
The swearing needs more nuance. Nixon didn't say fuck as much or as ubiquitously as is being portrayed. What he did say a lot was son of a bitch, and he used goddamn, damn and hell commonly, and shit to a lesser degree. And fuck was atomic. That's how men of his generation swore. Nixon perhaps more so because he was a guy from a working class background.
I suppose,but in the drunk phone call,he wouldn't really have control.
 
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