Kentucky Fried Politics: A Colonel Sanders Timeline

Chapter 100: July 2010 – December 2010
  • Chapter 100: July 2010 – December 2010

    “Finality is not the language of politics.”

    – Benjamin Disraeli, Speech to the House of Commons, London, 1859



    …The state of Washington became the first state in the union to legally recognize non-binary people today, with Governor Lisa Brown signing documentation making it official that non-binary is a valid option on driver’s licenses in the state. The move in a major step in the increasingly prominent transgender rights movement…

    – CBS Evening News, 7/2/2010 broadcast



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    – Bob Ross with some young members of his Vice Presidential staff, c. July 2010



    IT’S TIME TO HANG UP THE CAPES, HOLLYWOOD, UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO FLY AGAIN

    …just to be clear, I do not blame Elisa Donovan for the failure of “Poison Ivy: The Injustice Gang.” The starring actress made the best that she could out of what little this spinoff film’s script had to offer. Not even the recast roles of Batman (David Boreanaz) and Bane (Bill Goldberg) could improve it. No, I blame the directing and the writing. This filming environmentalist message is too over-the-top to be taken seriously, and its anti-war emphasis is so heavy-handed that it should make Tom Laughlin blush. And the thing is, we should have seen this coming – you know you have a terrible (in this case, bland, passé, trope-filled, convoluted, confusing, nonsensical, and so very, very boring) script when not even Nicolas Cage will resume his role as Batman for it (though, admittedly, maybe the Ethan Hawke version, or even the Eion Bailey version, would have been more suitable, given this film’s usually-dark tone).

    One positive thing that could be said about this box office bomb of a movie, though, is that its disastrous execution and reception may finally be what gets Hollywood to pump the brakes on making more superhero movies. Maybe now, studios can take a step back to recognize the very real “superhero fatigue” that has overtaken popular culture. Perhaps this film will finally lead to a long-needed break from these types of movies and allow the movie magic makers to actually put in the hard work necessary to finally make a superhero movie that actually excites us again...

    – Variety magazine, TV/film review/editorial section, 7/5/2010 op-ed



    US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO “STAY OUT” OF HAITI MISSIONARY KIDNAPPING CASE

    The Orlando Sentinel, 7/7/2010



    ROYAL, LEOTARD ADVANCE TO RUNOFF ELECTION

    Paris, FRANCE – Marie-Segolene Royal, the Socialist incumbent President of France since 2003, and Francois Leotard, a conservative from France’s Republican party, came in first and second place, respectively, in tonight’s first-round contest of the French Presidential election. As neither won a majority, the two will advance to a runoff election, which will be held on the 23rd.

    Several candidates failed to qualify for the runoff election, including the far-left, eco-socialist, Jean-Luc Melenchon, the Democratic Socialist Party’s nominee, who came in third place; the center-right nationalist Charles M. J. V. Napoleon, the Mayor of Nemours and the Centrist Party’s nominee, who came in fourth place; and right-wing activist Jean-Pierre Raffarin, the center-right Sensible Party’s nominee, who came in fifth place.

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 9/7/2010



    MOTHER-POST by @CuriouserCarmen: What Does “F.R.A.T.” Mean?
    I’ve been seeing this term pop up on a few sites but I’m not quite sure what it means. I think it has something to do with trans rights. What does it stand for?

    >REPLY 1:
    It’s a new term

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    Yes, but what does it mean?

    >REPLY 2:
    It’s short for “Feminist Radicals Against Transwomen.” It’s a fringe part of feminist radicalism, split from the main group over concerns that transwomen are somehow detrimental to feminist causes.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:
    ‘Detrimental to feminist causes’? How does that make any sense? The more the merrier – if more people want to support your cause, I say let them in. Especially if you’re already a group like the R.F.s!

    >REPLY 3:
    The FRATs – or Feminist Radicals Against Transwomen – are not anything you should concern yourself with, dearie. They’re centered primarily on the technet, with little actual activities in the real world. Little to no recognition in mainstream media, either. Most often, they spend their time feuding on chat forums with other feminist radicals. Where did you even learn about them, @CuriouserCarmen ?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 3 (by MOTHER-POSTER):
    I, um, I went to a feminist radical chat forum. I was curious because my college roommate is an RF. I don’t think I’ll be joining their local chapter.

    >REPLY 2 to REPLY 3:
    I actually saw a bit about these radicals on TV the other day, they were angrily protesting outside of some government building in Seattle. They were claiming that the state government had recently done something that unfairly addressed the rights of ‘brand-new genders’ ahead of addressing the rights of the female gender or some s#!t like that.

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 7/18/2010 posting



    THE FRENCH CHOOSE THE LEOTARD! Francois Leotard Wins French Presidential Election

    …the right-leaning centrist politician has defeated incumbent President Marie-Segolene Royal by a margin of roughly 4%... …the brother of French actor and singer Philippe Leotard, Francois Leotard’s political career began with his election to Mayor of Frejus in 1977, a position he held for nearly twenty years before joining the French Parliament and briefly serving as Prime Minister from 2007 to 2008. ...Leotard, age 68, will be sworn in as France’s newest President on July 30...

    – The Guardian, UK newspaper, 23/7/2010



    …which brings us to the latest Russian election. Despite political opponents accusing him of abusing the powers of his office to break up the gas industry’s workers’ strike in 2008, incumbent President Oleg Malyshkin, a member of the right-wing National Party, and endorsed by the far-right Iron Fist party, remained overall popular, and was expected to win re-election as the year began.

    However, as the criticisms mounted, his standing in the polls began to drop. Soon, Valentina Matviyenko was within striking distance of him. Matviyenko, b. 1949, was the Motherland Party’s nominee; a conservative nationalist, she ran in 2005 and underperformed, but had since developed more name recognition and thus fared much better than five years prior. Right behind Malyshkin and Matviyenko was Viktor Aleksandrovich Tolokonsky, b. 1953, the Democratic Party’s nominee from Novosibirsk, Siberia, who ran a conservative nationalist ticket that was more moderate than Matviyenko’s. Three prominent “second tier” candidates impacted the polls and threatened to siphon votes away from thru three main candidates. Anatoly Kvashnin, b. 1946, the retired Army General and former Chief of the Russian General Staff was the Strong Arm party’s nominee; Ella Aleksandrovna Pamfilova, b. 1953, the most left-wing candidate in the race, ran under the Progressive party banner; and Sherig-ool Oorzhak, b. 1942), the leader of Tuva Province from 1990 to 2007, ran on the centrist National party ticket.

    In the first round of voting, on July 13, Malyshkin unexpectedly came in second place, with Matviyenko besting Tolokonsky for the opportunity to face the incumbent in the subsequent runoff round. With Malyshkin seemingly losing momentum, he was suddenly being expected to lose the runoff round. However, “Uncle Oleg” was not one to give up so easily. The incumbent reacted by releasing a string of no-budget videos onto OurVids and RusVids, Russia’s answer to the larger, more western-oriented OurVids video-hosting site. These videos were each under a thirty seconds, and consisted of the President meeting with various citizens from across the working classes and industries while noting how he’d improved their lives. While Matviyenko repeated attacks on Oleg’s actions during a feud with Poland over pipeline uses in 2008, Malyshkin’v videos successfully portrayed him a leader responsible for the rising economy and thus worthy of re-election.

    In the July 27 runoff round, Oleg Malyshkin defeated Valentina Matviyenko in a slight upset, obtaining a second five-year term with roughly 5% of the vote…

    – Maskim Gorky’s After the Iron Curtain: Eastern Europe, 1984-to-Today, Academic International Press, 2010 edition



    Baptist Minister and political activist DALE HUCKABEE: “These Trans Rights people are complicating too many things. The need to have to redo so much documentation – immigration records, military service records, taxes, marriage licenses, numerous identity documents – it’s setting a dangerous precedence. Before you know it, ex-cons will go through the same channels so they can trick employers into hiring them under a new identity.

    US Rep. FRED KARGER (R-CA): “I highly doubt that this all will lead to that.”

    HUCKABEE: “Ho-ho, just wait, it’ll happen.”

    KARGER: “Dale, most of what is being proposed on the hill right now is the bare-bones important stuff – protection of reproductive rights, protection from discrimination, the whole restroom access debate we’re hearing so much about nowadays – ”

    HUCKABEE: “And I have plenty to say on that subject.”

    KARGER: “I’m sure you do, but what I’m getting at is that we’re talking about hate crime legislation, protecting Americans from hatred and harm, and other aspects of T-life, such as ensuring they have access to UHC once they get their new ID documentation.”

    HUCKABEE: “But you know what all this lawmaking and document amending will lead to, though, right?”

    KARGER: “What?”

    HUCKABEE: “Complete and total justification for the Democrats to inflate big government even further, and require all American people, both BLUTAG and regular, to document and record for the feds every single aspect of their lives! This is how we get Big Brother – by letting him dress up as a Little Sister.”

    KARGER: “Dale, hold up. Okay? Okay, firstly, I don’t know how to respond to that Little Sister comment. But, secondly, what about one’s own right to freedom of expression? I get that you’re on the country conservative side of the party, but we’re both Republicans, and I have to say, as a Republican, the idea of denying these things to trans people goes against the core of libertarianism. The idea of letting people be people.”

    HUCKABEE: “But that’s exactly my point. Minimum government, maximum freedom. So how on Earth is requiring all these documentation changes not a violation of the pro-American stance of less government interference in people’s lives?”

    KARGER: “It’s a protection of people’s rights, to protect BLUTAGOs like me from persecution from non-government groups like religious fanatics and bigots.”

    HUCKABEE: “Hogwash. People can wear whatever they want to in their own homes and use whatever pronouns they want to behind closed doors. There just needs to be a clarification on what is appropriate to be expressed in public places. First we’ll have BLUTAGOs in dresses, then they’ll demand to walk around in public without anything on at all! It’s a slippery slope, my gay friend!”

    KARGER: “Okay, let’s cross that nudism bridge when we come to it – ”

    HUCKABEE: “And another thing – what about parental rights?”

    KARGER: “Yes! Let’s talk about that.”

    HUCKABEE: “Why shouldn’t parents have a say in what their BLUTAG kids want to do to themselves? I say do as your parents say until you’re 18 and then hit the road, Jack!”

    KARGER: “Oh. I thought you meant the parental rights of trans people. As in, you know, trans people wanting to adopt and/or raise children?”

    HUCKABEE: “They want to do what?!”

    – The Herring Network, news "expert examination" debate segment, 7/28/2010 broadcast



    Sudan had been a minor player in the formation of the “delicate peace” of the Middle East, and had otherwise maintained a relatively small presence on the world stage until the late aughts, when government-led action against the indigenous people of eastern Sudan brought the nation to the headlines of newspapers worldwide.

    Non-Arab members of the Zaghawa tribe of Sudan had been claiming since the 1990s that they and others were victims of a system instigated by the Arab-led Sudanese government and military that aimed to segregate Arabs and non-Arabs. Stemming from water scarcity and land disputes between farmers and nomadic herders, the conflict coincided with a breakdown in relations between the north-based Arab government and the non-Arab groups and communities of the nation’s southern half. This essentially made for a three-sided situation between the persecuted Darfur people of the east, the non-Arab “rebels” of the south, and the Arab-led government of the north.

    After years of on-again, off-again waves of massacres and attempts at ethnic cleansing, Israeli officials attempt to intervene with peace negotiations in early 2008, but talks slows as all sides were critical of Israel’s “delayed” response. “They ignored our suffering in exchange for having good relations with the wealthier people of the Middle East,” alleged Dr. Khalil Ibrahim in a 2012 interview. “Peace is a two-sided sword. To forgive your enemies when your enemies attack others is not worthy of praise or honor. But I will concede that Israel’s efforts at assistance, as little as they were, were still better than not receiving any assistance at all.” According to The Associated Press, coverage of “NoKo2,” the Global Pandemic, warfare in the DRC, and the 2008 Presidential election all overshadowed Sudan’s civil strife, causing coverage of it to become lost in the news cycles, and in turn prompting politicians to continuously put addressing the issue on the backburner.

    Even the Wellstone administration did not begin to address the conflicts in Darfur and Southern Sudan until roughly a year and a half into his time in office…

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    Above: The three regions of Shamal Darfur, Gharb Darfur, and Janub Darfur, while together form the region of Darfur, with the city of Al Fashir being at the geographic center of the civil conflict.

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    …“The Darfur Crisis” caught the attention of the Wellstone White House in the summer of 2010, after The Daily Telegraph published an expose on the level and extent of human rights violations occurring in eastern Sudan. With mainstream media discussing trans rights and not Darfur, Wellstone believed that he could address the situation without garnering the attention of critics. In late July, Wellstone sent US Secretary of State Harvey Gantt to Cairo to try and lead peace talk negotiations between representatives for the Sudanese government and the Darfur and South Sudan people, who were each threatening to secede by this point.

    With the Sudanese government being reluctant to end their policies, Gantt saw a long and grueling process ahead for all involved. The complexity of the situation was heightened after rumors of the Israeli and Libyan governments quietly backing business boycotts of Sudan began to spread around. Not even threats of economic attack, real or fabled, could get the Sudanese government to agree to the demands of the Darfur people (primarily, relinquishing of traditional Darfur land back to the local people, and ending the “apartheid”-like system separating Arabs and non-Arabs at public amenities). The bickering among delegates continued on both sides, with both Sudan and South Sudan representatives at one point actually siding with one another to criticize the United States for trying to be “a referee for the world.”

    Back in Washington, D.C., Wellstone contemplated if more than just foreign aid would be needed in Sudan in the near future. Herein was the downside to American noninterventionist policy – a line had to be drawn on how far atrocities that had little effect on the US could be allowed to occur before morality and common decency demand that something simply has to be done to end the human suffering of strangers...

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    PAKISTAN ASKS U.N. FOR HELP AMID “HISTORIC” FLOODING

    …harsh rain has created flash floods across Pakistan for the third day in a row, overwhelming the nation’s infrastructure…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 31/7/2010



    UTAH CONGRESSMAN SWITCHES TO GOETZ’S BOULDER PARTY TO CONTINUE RUN FOR SENATE

    …after losing a bid for the Republican nomination for a US Senate seat in June, retiring US Representative Jason Buck believes that he can still win the upper chamber seat – by running under the populist label used by Bernie Goetz during his third-party bid for President in 2008. …Prior to entering politics, Jason Ogden Buck was a defensive lineman in the NFL from 1987 to 1993...

    The Washington Post, side article, 8/2/2010



    “Pancreatic cancer’s a b!tch,” she’d say. Millie was on, as she put it, “her last legs,” but despite her ailing health – or, perhaps, because of its waning quality – she was greatly concerned over the future of the company. As automation continued to crawl across the payrolls of industries, debate over quality control and employee training was intensifying.

    “The process is too long and time consuming,” argued one member of the FLG Inc. Board of Directors. “The articulate process put into making the birds requires careful and extensive training, gobbling up time and resources. This was acceptable thirty years ago, but the social dynamics have changed. Customers are more impatient than ever.”

    “I know what you mean,” chimed in one of the older directors. “There used to be one-hour photo drop-offs; yesterday my grandson complained when his larphone took, I want to say, about four seconds to develop a picture he took. Couldn’t even wait four seconds,” the man shook his head, almost in a shame manner.

    “Exactly,” the younger director continued his pitch, “We need to modernize to keep up with the modern public’s demands for instantaneity. We need to replace these training excursions with technicians who repair and operate automated machinery that will prep and pressure-fry the birds. Such machinery would cut down on time spent on employee training, and in the long run save the company time and money. Furthermore, the new machinery would potentially create additional tech service jobs, mooting claims of our corporation killing jobs, when it would in fact be making new ones.”

    “There’s just two problems,” Millie observed. “What will become of the employees already trained to prep the meat?”

    “They could apply to work as the new machinery maintainers.”

    “What if they can’t handle modern tech. Who here knows how to code? Show your hands,” she asked as she scanned the room. Only one Director raised hers. “What if cooking is all they knows because they didn’t plan on becoming mechanics or coders?”

    “Well, um, they could always be trained, uh – ”
    “So you want to replace the grueling process of teaching people how to put egg wash and eleven herbs and spices onto chicken and pressure fry it, with the grueling process of teaching people how to operate robots? You want to replace one process with another process? Sonny, if you want to keep yourself busy, I suggest getting some kind of hobby.”

    “But ma’am, the new process would free up time, make the process more efficient, and speed up customer service, which would improve customer satisfaction.”

    “I’m not too sure about that, which brings me to the second problem – customers might not like knowing that a bot is making their food. Where’s the heart? Where’s the love and care that goes into each batch of KFC? Other companies may be trying to cash in on robotification of the American workforce, but here at KFC, we put people before ’puters. Because people like knowing that their fellow people are at the core of our company’s ideals and goals. Even outside of the charity work, it is a vital part of our reputation.”

    The suggested automation had been in response to more recent efforts to create a cheaper alternative to “the Harland method” for making Kentucky Fried Chicken. In a 2009 R&D tryout at select KFC locations, an “Original Recipe 2.0” was offered, and veteran customers were quick to tell the difference. Immediately, an overwhelming amount of feedback was negative, with comments essentially forming a consensus – that the original variant from the beginning was still superior, that the Colonel’s process was, tried and true, the better process.

    Millie managed to put the question down for the time being, but what about tomorrow? As the last surviving child of The Colonel, she had much influential and sway over the board. But dead people aren’t so persuasive.

    In the subsequent weeks, between hospital visits and checkups, Millie divided her time between family, friends, and meetings with company loyalists. In July 2010, on a hot summer night in Kentucky, Millie sat down with several adult family members whom were also involved in FLG, Inc. With all sincerity, she asked “the next generation of preservers” to promise to maintain quality control at KFC. “The Colonel did not build with company from out the side room of a gas station for it go back to turn to s#!t. I know keeping a board of rich folk in line is a big task, it’s a big thing to ask of you, but here’s the thing. This isn’t about my legacy anymore, or my father’s. It’s about your lives. You’re the ones who are going to be living through the next several decades. You have the ability to keep this company on the straight and narrow. You have the power to make sure the right things are done. It’s not a birthright but an opportunity that few people can get handed to them on a Kentucky-fried platter. All I ask is – will you choose to accept such an important responsibility?”

    Much to the old giantess’ delight, nearly all of those assembled agreed to become more involved in the company’s inner workings and its relationship to its employees and customers.

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    “Are you sure it’s medically necessary?” Wellstone asked.

    “Who’s the doctor, here?” replied the head of the President’s team of physicians and experts. Wellstone began taking physical therapy sessions in mid-2010, shortly after his MS health scare in the Cabinet Room. He had assumed that the stretching and exercising of his legs would be enough, but his doctors were not so optimistic. “We do not want to take any chances with you. You’re an important client, don’t you know?”

    “But a walker? I’m only 66.”

    “I know, I was at you’re birthday party last month. Such a small shindig.”

    “You don’t have to use it 24/7,” explained the head therapist, “Just whenever you feel physically stressed. Do not overextend yourself.”

    “That’s kind of a tall order, ma’am,” Wellstone said, “but, I guess I can keep it on standby. Use it on the upstairs residence and whenever the press isn’t around. You know, I’m starting to understand how FDR felt.”

    Before the checkup ended, the President once more shied away from medication because he wanted to “keep a clear head while on this job, which is practically a 24/7 one.” He noted that even top-tier MS medication were only modestly effective anyway, can often have adverse side effects, or can even be poorly tolerated by the patient’s body. “It’s just too risky,” Wellstone concluded.

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    …As the 2010 midterms approached, most Republicans increased their reactionary push for what they dubbed a “National Popular Vote Interstate Compact,” an agreement where states joined a compact to pledge their Electoral College electors to the winner of the national popular vote in the next Presidential Election. Questions over the legality of the compact ranged from whether or not joining the compact – via governor order, statewide referendum, or state legislation action – was legally binding to whether or not the compact would even be effective if the compact did not receive a pledge from enough states to control a majority (273) of the Electoral College’s 545 electors.

    Furthermore, several scholars suggested that Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3 of the US Constitution suggests that this “NPVIC Plan” may not be enforceable or even legal, as it requires congressional consent due to it impacting the Electoral College. This theory simply added the NPVIC Plan to the reasons that many Republicans gave for why the GOP had to reclaim both chambers of congress in November. The theory also gave fodder to the many Democratic counterpoints that defended the Electoral College, such as the counterpoint that the political apparatus served as a bulwark against dangerous and unqualified candidates from winning the election on a plurality, individuals such as Bernie Goetz and other neo-hippies…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    “You know, the other day I was confronted by one of those Bernie Bros, someone with one of those eldritch-like neo-hippy radio programs. He actually complained that the proposed Capital Gains Tax Reform Bill would disproportionately impact higher-earning individuals. Like you, he asked me if I was okay with this, and, like now, I said, ‘Of course I am!’ Why would I not support this bill? It cuts the Average Joe some slack and shifts more of the burden of taxes onto those who can afford it – and can afford to work harder to make up for the money they’ll lose with this bill – the rich, especially the stinkin’ rich!”

    – US Senator Mike Gravel to reporters, 8/8/2010



    “One thing that very much concerns me, um, more and more every day, is this phenomenon that’s been dubbed ‘greenwashing.’”

    “What’s that, Mr. Nader?”

    “It’s a form of marketing spin where companies falsely claim to support ‘green values.’ They use green packaging or misleading slogans and phrases to make consumers think that they care about the environment while they continue to do more to damage the ozone layer and make more contributions to pollution in one fiscal quarter than the average American can make over the course of their entire lifespan.”

    “Oh hey, yeah, I’ve heard about this.”

    “No doubt. The rise in this is an increasingly serious problem. It is contributing to a rise in consumer skepticism of all green claims, and this can only curtail the power of consumers to push companies to retain true green values in their business operations.”

    “Well you can do something about it, right?”

    “Yes. As the Attorney General of the United States, I can direct the Justice Department to look into the legality of these actions. That’s why, next week, I will be back in D.C. to call for more corporate disclosure laws. I will also be backing efforts being made by a growing number of independent researchers to obtain reform on external company monitoring policies and claim verification policies at the state and federal levels. Because this goes beyond mere bottled water and low-emission SUVs. We’re talking about the fate of the planet here.”

    “You take your job very seriously, Mr. Nader, sir.”

    “Well, if you were in my shoes and you saw and knew just how greatly corporate action can damage communities, you’d take this job seriously, too.”

    – Ralph Nader and host, WEDW-FM, 88.5 FM, Connecticut radio interview, 8/12/2010



    KFC LAUNCHES CHARITY DRIVE FOR VICTIMS OF THE DARFUR CRISIS: “Donate For Darfur” Will Accept Food, Clothing For Refugees, Victims

    The New York Times, 8/14/2010



    …even with assistance from the U.N. and several nations, the government of Pakistan fears that recent flooding may have left behind lasting damage, inhibiting food production next year and impacting Pakistani life as waters recede from over 17 million acres of once-fertile crop land…

    – CBS Evening News, 8/16/2010 broadcast



    THN NEWS ANCHOR SARAH HEATH TO APPEAR IN AMERICANA OVERDRIVE SEQUEL

    …the independently-made follow-up to the 2008 cult film is expected to release in 2011 or 2012…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 8/17/2010



    US MISSIONARY LEADER SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR KIDNAPPING 45 CHILDREN IN HAITI COURT CASE

    The Miami Herald, 8/20/2010



    DAVE RAMSEY WINS GOP NOMINATION FOR GOVERNOR

    – The Kingsport Times-News, Tennessee newspaper, 8/21/2010



    SENATE PASSES K-12 IMPROVEMENT BILL, 56-48

    The Washington Post, 8/23/2010



    SECRETARY OF STATE GANTT BACK IN CAIRO AFTER CLOSELY-GUARDED TALKS WITH SUDANESE OFFICIALS “RESTART”

    Associated Press, 8/25/2010



    CDC CLEARS NEW SARS VACCINE

    …Because the SARS virus can mutate quickly, vaccines will have to be updated yearly and given regularly, especially if – everyone knock on wood – we ever see a massive return of SARS. Even still, the effective distribution of just one vaccine can significantly temper off another SARS pandemic. …Scientists believe that within another decade or two, infection and fatality rates will likely be much lower thanks to both shots and antibodies protecting survivors of the 2002 pandemic. …The past several years have proven that early scientific predictions were correct; in most parts of the world, SARS has become very much like the seasonal flu in regards to how commonly it occurs and how it is treated...

    The Ledger-Enquirer, Georgia newspaper, 8/27/2010



    TOBY KEITH KICKS BACK WITH LATEST ALBUM

    …“I’m in a good place right now. I think I’ve written somewhere around 30 or 40 songs in the past year or so. Now some of the songs are a bit more political than usual, but their positive, not pushy. I got some real fun ones in here too, some real happy ones. And overall, this is the kind of album that you can just kick back to, probably because I was just kickin’ back when I wrote most of them.”…

    – billboard.co.usa, 8/30/2010



    CAMMIE KING DIES AT 76; Former Child Actress Had Served In Congress Since 1975

    Fort Bragg, CA – Eleanor Cammack “Cammie” King (D-CA), a child actress who turned to public relations and then politics as an adult, today passed away from lung cancer at the age of 76. As a child, King was known for portraying Bonnie Blue Butler in the 1939 film “Gone With The Wind,” and for voicing Feline (the fawn varsion) in Disney’s 1942 film “Bambi.” In Congress, King was known for her support of copyright extension laws, tourism reform, and child star payment protection laws. However, King is possibly best known for coming to the defense of US Secretary of Defense Don Dunagan in 1988, when it became public knowledge that he had not disclosed to a US Senate committee – either unintentionally, or out of embarrassment – that he was the original voice of Disney’s Bambi character. Dunagan later praised King for her “bravery before the court of public opinion.” …King is survived by her two children and three grandchildren…

    The Sacramento Union, 9/1/2010



    …Ahead of the midterms, one more major work of legislation – the Mental Health Treatment Improvement Bill – was narrowly pushed through both chambers of congress. “We all owe a great deal of debt and gratitude to Terri McGovern and the rest of the activist humanitarians and hard workers out there who have helped shatter the stigma surrounding mental illness to make this country more receptive to taking mental health as seriously as cancer and broken bones,” Wellstone noted upon its passage in the Senate. “Poor mental health can affect anyone regardless of party affiliation or material wealth. It is something where the sooner we improve how it is viewed, the better it can be addressed.”

    For the President, protecting the rights of the mentally impacted is a personal mission – his older brother was diagnosed with severe mental illness at the age of 18. As a 12-year-old boy, as the story was told on the campaign trail, the future President would visit his brother at the mental hospital, calling it a ‘snake pit.’ That experience led him to vow he would change the way the mentally ill are mistreated in this country. [1]

    Unfortunately, the proposed passage of this bill did nothing to fend off the GOP message of taxes being just too high for The American Worker already, and that additional federal worker protection would be at the taxpayers’ expense...

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    …we can now confirm that, late last night, central New Zealand was in fact struck by an earthquake that is measuring in at roughly 7.1 on the Moment magnitude scale…

    – KNN Breaking News, 9/5/2010 broadcast



    “Listen, I understand why some people are concerned. There have been lots of earthquakes this year. But the thing is, the average earthquake rate means that some years have more earthquakes than others. This is just one of those years. It’s not a sign of the end-times, it’s a sign of the law of averages.”

    – Jeff Markley, Administrator of the Overwhelming Disaster Emergency Response Coordination Agency (ODERCA), 9/6/2010



    LEGO UNVEILS LIMITED-EDITION COLONEL SANDERS MINIFIGURE

    …The Lego Group is celebrating the 120th birthday of Colonel Sanders in two days with the limited release of a special-edition minifigure...
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    Above: an image of the elusive new Lego minifigure

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 9/7/2010



    ROGERS MAKES HISTORY: BLACK CANADIAN MO WINS P.C. LEADERSHIP

    …Tonight’s Progressive Conservative leadership election saw Rogers defeat four fellow MPs. Lisa Raitt (NS) came in last place in the first round, with Alison M. Redford (AB) coming in last place in the second round. Rogers defeated Tony Clement in the final round. …George Arthur Rogers, an MP for Leduc, Alberta since 2001 and the Mayor of Leduc, Alberta from 1994 to 2001, is the first Black Canadian to be elected leader of a major federal party in Canada…

    The Toronto Sun, 9/9/2010



    SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine began to increase its rate of expansion at the start of the 2010s. Between 2005 and 2010, its number of locations grew from 118 in 29 states to 357 in all 52 states; between 2005 and 2015, the number of countries with SBUC locations grew from just two (the US and Canada) to 25 (North America and most of Europe, plus some countries in Asia and the Middle East).

    Domestically, the SBUC brand compete primarily with Red Lobster and Boston Sea Party, but maintained the advantage of being seen as the most kid-friendly. “We never aimed for high-end clientele,” co-founder Bryan Hillenburg once explained in an interview, “We instead treated the families that walked through our doors with dignity, like they were high-end clientele. And they liked that so they come back for it – and the good food – again and again. That’s why we have so many repeat customers.”

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    Above: a waiter delivers food to the rooftop section of a SpongeBob’s outlet in Seattle, Washington, overseeing the city’s scenic waterfront skyline.

    – clickopedia.co.usa/SpongeBob’s/disambiguation/restaurant_franchise



    HOUSE PASSES K-12 IMPROVEMENT BILL; Wellstone Pledges To Sign It Into Law “Within A Month”

    The Washington Post, 9/20/2010



    …In what has been a busy week for D.C., the House today passed the Whistleblower Protection Enhancement Bill introduced and passed in the Senate earlier this year. The bill, which was strongly endorsed by Attorney General Ralph Nadler among many other advocates of free speech, government accountability and privacy rights, will most likely be signed into law by President Wellstone relatively soon…

    – CBS Evening News, 9/22/2010 broadcast



    “Every day is a gift. To live to see the next new day while others lie in the ground is a blessing regardless of how that day goes or what you do in it. A bad day or a boring day is better than no day at all. So cherish every day. Be thankful for every moment of life that you get here on this beautiful Earth of ours. Because life itself is infinite, but you yourself are not.”

    – Mildred “Millie” Sanders Ruggles, 9/23/2010 (multiple sources)



    MILLIE SANDERS RUGGLES, THE LAST “GREAT ELDER” AT KFC, DIES AT 91

    …Mildred Sanders “Millie” Ruggles passed away from the long-term effects of pancreatic cancer at the Harland David Sanders Memorial Hospital in Florence, Kentucky. The youngest daughter of The Colonel and Josephine King, Mildred was instrumental in starting the Ruggles Sign Company and was responsible for training KFC franchisees and restaurant promotion in the early decades of the company’s growth and development. Much like her stepmother, US First Lady Claudia Sanders, Mildred was an embodiment of Southern hospitality, a host of everything from small social gatherings to international charity drives. Her daughter, Marlona Ice, describes her as “the life of the party” as well as being the more studious and “workaholic” of the three children of Colonel Sanders, especially in her older years. “She was driven, she was passionate, and she was very compassionate, too.” …Mildred was the wife of the late John F. Ruggles Jr.; she is survived by her daughters Marlona and Ariela, her son John III, five grandchildren, six great-grandchildren, and several nieces, nephews and cousins. Private funeral services will be held at Central Christian Church in Lexington, Kentucky…

    – The New York Times, 9/25/2010



    …In the days immediately following my mother’s passing, Finger Licking’ Good, Inc. Presented itself as being more confident in its future. The messaging that its financial status could only continue to improve in the 2010s was backed by reports that the company had been prepared for this inevitable day for years, even more so than how they have been ahead of my grandfather’s passing nearly twenty years earlier. However, financial planning did not lessen Millie’s impact on work culture. A general sense of sadness was still felt among labor and management, from company headquarters to the farthest reaches of the KFC World Family. And that was no exaggeration, either – while locations around the world lowered their flags to half-mast to honor Millie’s passing, KFC’s lone outlet in Antarctica held a moment of silence. Footage of the moment, of four KFC employees standing outside the entrance to the Antarctic food court of McMurdo Base, with the giant image of the smiling Colonel behind them and a mountain of snow to their side, was widely shared on OurVids.

    It was the end of an era, and the start of a new one. And everyone involved and invested in my grandfather’s brainchild were uncertain if the start of this new era – a giantess’ passing – would be an apt or ironic start-off.

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



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    – Jesse Jackson Sr., Jesse Jackson Jr., and one of the President’s grandchildren, c. autumn 2010



    WELLSTONE SIGNS K-12 REFORM BILL, WHISTLEBLOWER PROTECTION BILL INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 10/3/2010



    “Our state’s nickname is The Golden state, but right up until Grammer got on the case and started helping Californians from the bottom up, the only thing golden in our cities was the little puddles left behind by all the publicly urinating drunks and druggies. Grammer helped vagrants get jobs and got the addicts to go to these new places that are like halfway houses. I think they’re called Withdrawal Centers. It’s like rehab, but better. Before, an addict would go get sober, get a little card of something to celebrate getting clean, and they’d go ‘Bye, have a good life,’ and close the door. The guy’d have no direction, no clue what to do next, so twenty minutes later he’s around the corner getting high again. WCs, though, have a second have, where after you’re flushed out, they reintroduce you into society. They help you learn a skill or a trade, they help you find housing and a job. They stay in regular contact with the bums for up to two years, maybe more if needed. And you know what? I think it’s working! I’m seeing less homelessness on the streets than I used to!”

    – populist talk radio host William Edward “Bill” Simon Jr., endorsing Governor Kelsey Grammer (R-CA)’s re-election bid, 10/5/2010



    JERUSALEM CHICKEN DINNER SUMMIT PAYS TRIBUTE TO MILLIE SANDERS

    …the 35th annual Chicken Dinner Summit in Jerusalem tonight honored the recently-deceased Millie Sanders, the daughter of Colonel Sanders, with a moment of silence and a short film celebrating her years contributing to the organizing of these multinational summits. Attendees also gave speeches praising Millie Sanders’ work behind the scenes, meeting with dignitaries to help find common ground among the diverse people and cultures of the Middle East. The yearly gathering of local community leaders for a simple sharing of food, drink and ideas in an “international community conference” has become a tradition of sorts for this city. Merchants capitalized on the event with commemorative paraphernalia, and schools mark the occasion with a host of activities meant to promote the concept of “the delicate peace”…

    …However, not all of the speeches were of a panegyric tone. The Libyan delegation broke the good but somber spirits of the summit with a scathing condemnation of the Sudanese government for the atrocities escalating in Darfur and the rising civil war-like conflict brewing in South Sudan. The summit was on tenterhooks until the Sudanese delegation spoke. To the relief of all present, the head of the Sudan delegation, the current Deputy Mayor of Khartoum, agreed with the Libyan delegation’s summation. Furthermore, he added that “my nation’s government has abandoned the core point of a national government – to promote, protect and defend all of the people of its nation. There is no doubt in my mind that I will be fired for saying this, and I may even be arrested for saying this, but this needs to be said – what the Sudanese government is doing to its own citizens is a national disgrace that puts me and all peace-looking Sudanese people to shame.”

    The New York Times, 10/7/2010



    MANSON AND JONES

    Paramount Pictures
    Premiered: October 10, 2010
    Genre(s): drama/action
    Directed by: David Jacobson
    Written by: David Jacobson
    Produced by: Emma Thomas

    Cast:
    Ashton Kutcher as Charles Manson
    Bobby Cannavale as Jim Jones
    Celeste Heche as Marceline Jones
    Ryan Gosling as John Lennon
    Shiri Maimon as Cynthia Powell Lennon
    Taylor Kitsch as Paul McCartney
    Adriana Lima as Leslie Van Houten
    Allison Tolman as Patricia Krenwinkel
    Kim Bledel as Susan Atkins
    Simon Helberg as Ringo Starr
    Thomas Middleditch as George Harrison
    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:
    Bared on real events, the film portrays the chance meeting and subsequent acquaintanceship of two disturbed men and their impact on the lives around them, culminating in an explosive confrontation. After failing to have The Beatles assassinated, aspiring musician Charles Manson and his cult flee to a compound in Brazil where former pastor Jim Jones and his followers await the End of Days. Tensions rise between the followers of Manson and Jones as INTERPOL closes in and the two deranged would-be Messiahs prepare for their next and final move.

    Reception:
    While audiences were generally positive, critics gave the film higher ratings on most netsites. The film’s directing, camerawork and acting were praised, especially that of Ashton Kutcher, whose casting was a gamble as it was against type. Others, however, criticized its pacing, with the general consensus being that it lost steam during the second act before picking up in speed and excitement during the third. At the box office, the film nearly doubled what it cost to make, and thus Paramount considered it to be a success.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1:
    For his portrayal of Charles Manson, Kutcher won an Academy Award for Best Lead Thespian at the 83rd Academy Awards Ceremony in Los Angeles, California, on February 27, 2011.

    Trivia Fact No. 2:
    While the film is generally considered to be a faithful portrayal of real-life events, one of the more noticeable inaccuracies is Manson’s height in the film. The actor portraying Manson is 6-foot-2, but in real life Manson was actually only 5-foot-2.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    …Wellstone may have been right to describe the Balanced Budget Amendment as a “millstone…a chain around the neck of progress.” While the Mental Health Bill of 2010 was finally passed in October of that year, this happened only after adjustments were made to spending projections for it, and after once again scraping more money off of the military’s budget to cover for it. It was either that, or raise taxes. However, either option would still garner a negative reaction from the GOP. Thus, when Wellstone turned the bill into a law with the simple stroke of a pen, Republicans used the military budget cutbacks as yet another anti-Wellstone talking point. The President naturally found this to be quite irritating, especially given the fact that it was that Republicans who lead the charge for the BBA to be implemented. However, many Republican lawmakers did praise fiscally conservative Democrats such as US Senator Paul Simon of Illinois for backing the BBA when it was in its infancy; this only made the anguish of the Democrats ironic…

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    Even as October drew to a close, Jesse Jackson was still very reluctant to maintain a low profile. He disliked taking a step back at such an important time in his party’s history. He believed he could do more harm than good on the campaign trail. “Black turnout is expected to drop sharply next month, and for the first time since 1996, too,” he explained to the DNC Chairman in an October teleconference.

    But the party leadership was firm. “Yes, we understand that you could shore up African-American voters,” said the Chairman, “But so can all the other surrogates we have lined up. Senators Hall, Wheat, and Thurmond, and even former President Mondale are all great at fundraising. And we even have celebrity endorsements.”

    “Poor people don’t care what celebrities have to say about politics,” countered the former President, “Would you buy a jalopy just because a mechanic tells you it’s actually a Rolls-Royce? No, because you care more about what you see with your own eyes than what’s flying out of the mouth of just another guy going wallet-fishing on you.”

    The party leaders were not convinced. “Polling and hypothetical analysis suggests that for every minority vote you’d bring in, we’d lost at least two white votes and three Jewish votes. You are still building the bridge you burned with those comments, Mr. President, sir.” The Chairman said sternly but not insultingly. “Your donations and private fundraising are way more effective than running the risk of Republicans returning the spotlight to you and your comments. That would only hurt.”

    Jackson rolled his eyes, “So how much longer will I be in exile, huh? How many times can someone apologize before it becomes a numb and meaningless routine? You can’t keep me silent forever!”

    “Just until after these midterms,” answered the DNC Chairman. “Please, sir,” he pleaded, “Just a few more weeks.”

    With great reluctance, Jackson agreed to comply with the party’s request. “You say it is for the best, but I still personally think that I would be a benefit, not a determine. Mark my words, Black turnout will underperform next month. But what do I know? I’m just a former President!”

    – researcher Brenda J. Hargis’ Emboldening: The Jesse Jackson Presidency, Sunrise Publications, 2017



    RUSSIA’S ROSCOSMOS RESPONDS TO RECENT ROCKETRY RECOMMENDATIONS

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    Above: the Baikonur Cosmodrome Spaceport in southern Kazakhstan, United Turkestan; good Russian-UT relations allow cosmonauts to launch from here, while Russian relations with Saudi Arabia may inhibit collaborative space efforts with the SSC.

    …with last week’s launching of Russia’s newest rocket (the details of its test flight in nighttime liftoff can be found here), the head of Star City is in contact with leading scientists from NASA and the Saudi Space Center of the future of collaborative international space projects. …the Director of Roscosmos is skeptical of Middle Eastern efforts to someday return to the Moon on its own. “I doubt they will push on ahead with further programs in the immediate future. They were lucky more weren’t hurt or killed in their ’08 mission,” she says. The Director emphasizes that the priorities of the Saudi Space Center “should be redirected to safety” and that their long term goal of establishing a permanent base on the moon should be pushed back to a later date. “I am hopeful that world space agencies will ultimately conglomerate data and work with each other and with other organizations to create and launch a common lunar base and some common orbital vehicles and stations. Maybe even a common Martian base. At the moment, though, the Middle Easterners have to earn how to build a better Saudi spacecraft.” …The Director also reiterated the policy implemented by the current President of Russia – that Roscosmos only takes part in projects concerning lunar or Martian base on parity terms with NASA, similar to the current collaborative experiments and other projects being done on the International Space Station...

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/space/news, 10/21/2010



    ANDERSON COOPER: “…With the latest polls suggesting that this Tuesday’s midterm elections heavily favor Republicans, Democrats across the country are scrambling to minimize their losses. While some seats are considered safe – for example, the Senate race in Vermont will most likely go to popular incumbent Democrat Will Sorrell, and Republican nominee Sherry Sealy Martschink is expected to win the race to replace retiring incumbent Democratic Senator Fritz Hollings in South Carolina – these are most likely not demonstrative of the Democratic Party’s prospects next week, are they, Tim?”

    TIM RUSSERT: “Not at all. In fact, it seems that the Democrats have run on the defense most of the time this year, because of the concern that many of the party’s higher-ups reportedly have; they are bracing for more defeats than pick-ups. Ten years in control of the White House and a majority control of at least one congressional chamber each session since 1999 could very well end on Tuesday due to party fatigue.”

    MARLENE WILLIAMS: “These races are about more than party fatigue, though. This is also a mandate on the Wellstone administration. An administration that lost the popular vote in 2008 and has been accused by the right of damaging the country with high taxes. Next week will show if the American people agree with these statements.”

    JANICE FINE: “Well I’m less apprehensive about all of this, personally, I don’t think they have anything to worry about because the Cult of Bernie Goetz’s War on Progressivism has so far been a complete and total failure. Not a single congressional candidate of the Boulder party has stood out this whole election cycle! Furthermore, consider this – people don’t vote along a party line so much as they vote for a specific candidate that speaks to them, and then they vote for that candidate’s party. That’s why voter registration is at a historic high, but party affiliation is still as low as it was in 1980. And since Wellstone is not on the ballot, the Democrats will have to rely on the charisma and messages of their congressional candidates this year, and I think they have a good very assortment of candidates, especially for the governor races.”

    MARLENE WILLIAMS: “Well I do agree with you there, the Democrats are polling better at the gubernatorial levels than at the Congressional levels…”

    – CBS News, round-table discussion, 10/29/2010



    November United States Senate election results, 2010

    Date: November 2, 2010
    Seats: 37 of 104
    Seats needed for majority: 53

    New Senate majority leader: Webb Franklin (R-MS)
    New Senate minority leader: Gary Locke (D-WA)

    Seats before election: 47 (R), 56 (D), 1 (I)
    Seats after election: 55 (R), 48 (D), 1 (I)
    Seat change: R ^ 8, D v 8, I - 0

    Full List:

    Alabama: incumbent Doug Jones (D) over Clint Moser (R)

    Alaska: J. R. Myers (R) over incumbent Kevin Danaher (D)

    Arizona: Jan Brewer (R) over Cathy Eden (D); incumbent Eddie Najeeb Basha Jr. (D) retired

    Arkansas: incumbent F. Winford Boozman III (R) over Bill Halter (D)

    California: incumbent Mike Gravel (D) over Elizabeth Emken (R)

    Colorado: incumbent Mark Udall (D) over Jane Norton (R)

    Connecticut: William Tong (D) over Daniel E. “Dan” Carter (R); incumbent Chris Dodd (D) retired

    Florida: Gus Bilirakis (R) over Janet Cruz (D); incumbent Michael Bilirakis (R) retired

    Georgia: incumbent Herman Cain (R) over Michelle Nunn (D)

    Hawaii: incumbent Daniel Inouye (D) over John Roco (R)

    Idaho: Carlos Bilbao (R) over Tom Sullivan (D) and incumbent Bo Gritz (R) (write-in); Gritz lost re-nomination

    Illinois: incumbent appointee Sheila Simon (D) over Kathleen Thomas (R)

    Indiana: incumbent Evan Bayh (D) over Becky Skillman (R)

    Iowa: Robert Lee Vander Plaats (R) over incumbent Patty Jean Poole (D)

    Kansas: incumbent Bob Dole (R) over Lisa Johnston (D)

    Kentucky: Daniel Mongiardo (D) over incumbent Patrick “Kelly” Downard (R)

    Louisiana: incumbent Chris John (D) over Chet Traylor (R), Neeson Chauvin (D) and Nick Accardo (R)

    Maryland: incumbent Barbara Mikulski (D) over Jim Rutledge (R)

    Missouri: incumbent Wayne Cryts (D) over Chuck Purgason (R)

    Nevada: incumbent Dina Titus (D) over Sue Lowden (R)

    New Hampshire: Ted Gatsas (R) over incumbent Lou D’Allesandro (D)

    New Mexico (special): incumbent appointee over Debbie Jaramillo (D) over Retta Ward (R)

    New York: incumbent Allyson Schwartz (D) over Gary Berntsen (R), Colia Clark (Green/Natural Mind) and Randy Credico (Liberty)

    North Carolina: Rand Paul (R) over Elaine Marshall (D); incumbent Nick Galifianakis (D) retired

    North Dakota: Kelly Schmidt (R) over Joan Heckaman (D); incumbent Kent Conrad (D) retired

    Ohio: Randy Brock (R) over incumbent Peter Lawson Jones (D) and Eric Deaton (Constitutionalists’)

    Oklahoma: Evelyn Rogers (R) over incumbent Brad Carson (D)

    Oregon: incumbent Walter Leslie “Les” AuCoin (D) over Jim Huffman (R)

    Pennsylvania: incumbent Bob Casey Jr. (D) over John Kennedy (R)

    South Carolina: Sherry Sealy Martschink (R) over A. Victor “Vic” Rawl (D); incumbent Fritz Hollings (D) retired

    South Dakota: incumbent Teresa McGovern (D) over James A. “Jim” Lintz (R)

    Utah: incumbent Lyle Hillyard (R) over Jason Buck (Boulder) and Sam Granato (D)

    Vermont: incumbent William Sorrell (D) over Len Britton (R) and Darcy Troville (LU)

    Washington: incumbent Gary Locke (D) over Paul Akers (R)

    West Virginia: incumbent appointee Betty Ireland (R) over Brooks F. McCabe Jr. (D)

    Wisconsin: incumbent Bronson La Follette (D) over David Westlake (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    112TH CONGRESS SET TO BE THE MOST DIVERSE YET

    …With the election of four more women to the Senate, the total number of women who will be serving in upper chamber after January 3rd will be a record-breaking 31. 17 Republican female Senators (Brewer, Chenoweth, Stovall, Snowe, Cafferata, Ashby, Mochary, Ryan, Schmidt, Rogers, Burgos, Martschink, Big-Crow, Rodham-Clinton, Granger, Ireland and Cubin) and 14 Democratic female Senators (Hirono, Simon, Hall, Osborne, Mikulski, Kennedy-Roosevelt, Belton, Titus, Jaramillo, Schwartz, Norton, York, Roberts, and McGovern)… [snip] …The next session of the Senate will also be the most ethnically diverse session in American history. Ten US Senators will be Black (Cain, Raoul, Hall, Steel, Belton, Wheat, Brock, Norton, Thurmond, and Rice), seven will be Hispanic (Penelas, Bilbao, Mongiardo, Jaramillo, Mondragon, Fortuno, and Burgos), six will be Asian (Deukmejian (Armenian), Tong, Hirono, Inouye, Locke, and Rahall (Lebanese)), five will be Jewish (Osterlund, Schwartz, Schwartzman, Sorrell, and Feingold), and four will be Greek (Bilirakis, Snowe, Titus, and Gatsas)...

    The Los Angeles Times, 11/2/2010



    United States House of Representatives results, 2010

    Date: November 2, 2010
    Seats: All 441
    Seats needed for majority: 221

    New House majority leader: H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC)
    New House minority leader: Barbara B. Kennelly (D-CT)

    Last election: 215 (R), 226 (D)
    Seats won: 249 (R), 192 (D)
    Seat change: R ^ 34, D v 34

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



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    – US President Paul Wellstone, upon hearing the extent of Democrat losses, 11/3/2010



    US House of Representatives, California, District 23

    General Election, 11/2/2010:
    Turnout (30.27% Total Population):

    Monica Lewinsky (Democrat) – 67,692 (52.9%)

    Darrell M. Stafford (Republican) – 55,664 (43.5%)

    John V. Hager (Independent) – 4,607 (3.6%)

    Total Votes: 127,963 (100.0%)

    – ourcampaigns.co.usa



    VIRGINIANS GIVE BLUTAG EX-CONGRESSMAN A SECOND CHANCE IN COMEBACK BID

    …Congressman-Elect Jon Clifton Hinson (b. 1942) originally served in the US House from Mississippi, from his election in 1978 until his resignation in 1981 over his attempts to hide his sexual presence in an incident deemed scandalous at the time. After this, he became an activist in D.C. and Virginia… Hinson’s election may mark the longest period between non-consecutive terms served in the US House, and makes Hinson the first openly-BLUTAG politician elected to federal office from Virginia…

    – roanoketimes.co.usa, 11/2/2010 e-article



    29-YEAR-OLD ACTIVIST ELECTED YOUNGEST US HOUSE MEMBER

    …Last night, Democratic political neophyte Alexandra Lugaro, who was born in San Juan on June 10, 1981, defeated 75-year-old incumbent US Representative Baltasar Corrada del Rio (b. 1935, R/New Progressive) for the seat of the 51st State’s Fifth US Congressional District. …Lugaro was prompted by the anti-immigration rhetoric of the Bernie Goetz campaign of 2004 to become a political activist, working on several Democratic campaigns in 2004 and 2006. …Lugaro received a college bachelor’s degree in business administration with minors in finance, marketing, and economics, and is still working on a master’s degree in constitutional law, though she has also been an attorney practicing law since 2006. …At the age of 29, she is the youngest woman ever elected to congress; she ran on a progressive platform that appealed to and mobilized young voters at a grassroots level. Her campaign also emphasized education and economic development. Despite praising President Wellstone for his smooth handling of this year’s destructive earthquake in Haiti, she has voiced support for working “across the aisle” on a multitude of issues, blaming partisanship for worsening economic woes in the past and in the present. Mobilized youngsters. …She supported Puerto Rican independence early in her career, but has since moderated... Given that she is currently expecting her first child, she will most likely join the small list of US Congresswomen who have given birth while serving in office…

    The Orlando Sentinel, 11/3/2010



    United States Governor election results, 2010

    Date: November 2, 2010
    Number of state gubernatorial elections held: 37

    Seats before: 22 (R), 30 (D), 0 (I)
    Seats after: 28 (R), 22 (D), 2 (I)
    Seat change: R ^ 6, D v 8, I ^ 2

    Full list:

    Alabama: David Woods (R) over Beth Killough Chapman (Boulder) and Sadie Moore Stewart (D); incumbent Jim Folsom Jr. (D) was term-limited

    Alaska: Willie Hensley (Democratic-Green-Union) over Jerry Ward (LRA) and Clyde Baxley (AIP); incumbent Niilo Emil Koponen (DGU) retired

    Arizona: Russell K. Pearce (R) over incumbent Debbie McCune Davis (D)

    Arkansas: incumbent Mark Darr (R) over Jim Lendall (D) and Elvis D. Presley (I)

    California: incumbent Kelsey Grammer (R) over Steve Peace (D) and Tommy Chong (Green)

    Colorado: William “Bill” Thiebaut Jr. (D) over Sandra D. Johnson (R); incumbent Jane E. Norton (R) retired

    Connecticut: Nancy Lee Johnson (R) over incumbent Nancy S. Wyman (D)

    Florida: Bob Smith (R) over Katherine Castor (D) and Nancy Argenziano (I); incumbent Antoinette “Toni” Jennings (R) retired

    Georgia: Shirley Franklin (D) over Alveda King (R); incumbent Karen Christine Walker (R) retired

    Hawaii: incumbent Muliufi Francis “Frank” Hannemann (D) over George G. Peabody (R)

    Idaho: incumbent Harley Davidson Brown (R) over Robert C. Huntley (D)

    Illinois: incumbent Roland Burris (D) over Kirk W. Dillard (R)

    Iowa: incumbent Fred Grandy (R) over Pam Jochum (D)

    Kansas: incumbent Lynn Jenkins (R) over Jill Docking (D)

    Maine: incumbent Peter E. Cianchette (R) over Barbara Merrill (D) and Lynne Williams (I)

    Maryland: incumbent John Peter Sarbanes (D) over Dean Ahmad (R/L) and Dan Bongino (I)

    Massachusetts: incumbent Michael Dukakis (D) over Patrick Guerriero (R)

    Michigan: Michael Moore (D) over Cornelius Pieter “Pete” Hoekstra (R); incumbent Ronna Romney (R) retired

    Minnesota: Alex Kozinski (IRL) over Rick Nolan (DFL), D. J. Tomassoni (Green) & Rick Staneck (Boulder); incumbent Nancy Elizabeth Lee Johnson (DFL) retired

    Nebraska: Ernie Chambers (I) over John W. DeCamp (R) and Brenda J. Council (D); incumbent Lowen Kruse (D) retired

    Nevada: Oscar Goodman (D) over incumbent Dennis Hof (R)

    New Hampshire: Rushern L. Baker III (D) over incumbent Sherman Packard (R)

    New Mexico: Gary Earl Johnson (R/L) over Jim Baca (D/LRU); incumbent Martin Chavez (D) was term-limited

    New York: Tom Golisano (I) over incumbent Matthew Driscoll (D/Liberal), Andrea Stewart-Cousins (Working Families/Green), William Christie Samuels (Progressive), John Edward Sweeney (R/Conservative), and Robert “Naked Cowboy” Burck (Independence/Natural Mind)

    Ohio: incumbent Maureen O’Connor (R) over Robert L. Burch Jr. (D)

    Oklahoma: Rebecca Hamilton (R) over Randy William Bass (Boulder) and Susan Savage (D); incumbent Gary Richardson (R) retired

    Oregon: incumbent Mary Starrett (R) over John Kitzhaber (D)

    Pennsylvania: Barry Goldberg (D) over Jane M. Earll (R); incumbent Lynn Swann (R) retired

    Potomac: incumbent Vincent Bernard Orange Sr. (D) over David William Kranich (R)

    Rhode Island: incumbent Lincoln Davenport Chafee (R) over Frank Caprio (D)

    South Carolina: Andre Bauer (R) over Jim Rex (D); incumbent Lindsey Graham (R) was term-limited

    South Dakota: Stephanie Herseth (D) over Mike Rounds (R); incumbent George S. Mickelson (R) retired

    Tennessee: Dave Ramsey (R) over Jim Henry (Independent), Mark E. Clayton (D) and Daniel T. Lewis (Liberty); incumbent Jim Bryson (R) was term-limited

    Texas: incumbent Bill Owens (R) over Felix Alvarado (D/LRU)

    Vermont: incumbent Deborah L. “Deb” Markowitz (D) over Mark Snelling (R) and Michael Parenti (Liberty Union)

    Wisconsin: Mark Green (R) over Barbara Lawton (D); incumbent Kathleen Falk (D) retired

    Wyoming: incumbent W. Richard West (D) over Matthew Hansen Mead (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    “Heh. I told them that Black voter turnout would not stay up without me.”

    – Former US President Jesse Jackson Sr., 11/9/2010 (allegedly)



    ST. LOUIS MAYOR RESIGNS: Ted Brown Preps For New Career In D.C.

    – The Springfield News-Leader, Missouri newspaper, side article, 11/11/2010



    List of Mayors of ST. LOUIS (Missouri)

    1953-1970: 38) Raymond Tucker (D, 1896-1970) – former mechanical engineering educator from 1921 to 1934; worked in various city government positions from 1934 to 1953; previously served as Chair of Washington University in St. Louis’s mechanical engineering department from 1921 to 1951; oversaw city improvements through a bond issue in his first term; increased city’s Earnings Tax in his second term; signed civil rights legislation concerning employment and housing into law during his third term; won an unprecedented fourth term by getting work started on a new airport close to downtown, lowering city’s unemployment rate; won a fifth term narrowly; died in office suddenly on November 23, less than two week before he could turn 74; longest-serving mayor

    1953: Carl G. Stifel (R)

    1957: Richard J. Mehan (R)

    1961: Ben Lindenbusch (R)

    1965: Maurice R. Zumwalt (R)

    1969: Gerald “Jerry” Fischer (R)

    1970-1981: 39) John Noel (D, 1914-1998) – previously worked in city government from 1961 to 1970; ascended to the office because the president of the Board of Aldermen becomes mayor when the office becomes vacant until a special mayoral election can be held; focused on race relations, community housing, crime, and city finance; updated city street lighting and founded several after-school, weekend, and summer programs for at-risk youth; often feuded with the city’s comptroller over multiple issues; raised taxes to cover civil servant wages and city’s losses during the 1978 economic crash; retired due to waning popularity but continued to be involved in city politics by commenting on local affairs and donating to campaigns throughout the 1980s and 1990s

    1971 (special): Jerry Fischer (R), John H. Poelker (D, 1913-1990), Alfonso Cervantes (D, 1920-1983) and James F. Conway (D, b. 1932)

    1973: Joseph L. Badaracco (R) and Dudley C. Higginson (I)

    1977: William “Bill” Clay Sr. (I, b. 1931), James A. Stemmler (R) and Helen Savio (Natural Mind, 1922-1988)

    1981-1993: 40) Vincent C. Schoemehl Jr. (D, b. 1946) – previously served as a city alderman from 1975 to 1981; promoted “public-private partnerships” for urban development projects and beautification programs; amid rising crime rates in his first term, strongly advocated “home safety” measures in order to avoid shifting funds away from social programs to police precincts without losing the support of the police unions; encouraged small business development in his second term; despite supporting historic preservation, approved the demolition of historic buildings, leading to claims that his ZED-style “gentrification” projects were behind the rise in the city’s homeless population during his third term; implemented the city’s current blanket primary election system in 1991; resigned after being elected Lieutenant Governor in November 1992; served as Lieutenant Governor from 1993 until resigning in 1996 over allegations of violating campaign finance laws; briefly ran for the 1996 Democratic nomination for US President; city’s most recent non-African-American mayor; has served as a Member of the Tri-State Development Agency Board of Commissioners since 2007

    1981: Jerry B. Wamser (R, 1946-2012) and Lewis F. Rolen (I)

    1985: Curtis C. Crawford (R, 1921-2021), Eugene Camp (I), Bruce Kimball (Workers’) and William Jackson (I)

    1989: Bernard Elking (R), Michael V. Roberts (I), Ron Gregory (Natural Mind) and Dennis Lang (I)

    1993-1993: 41) Fred E. Williams (D, 1935-1994) – city’s first African-American mayor; ascended to the office because the president of the Board of Aldermen becomes mayor when the office becomes vacant until a special mayoral election can be held; previously served in the state House from 1969 to 1987 before entering municipal politics; completed predecessor’s term; retired due to poor health

    1993-2005: 42) Freeman Bosley Jr. (D, b. 1954) – city’s first elected African-American mayor; was previously the first African-American St. Louis Circuit Clerk for the city’s 22nd Judicial Circuit for ten years; also served as the 3rd Ward Democratic Committeeman, Chair of the St. Louis City Democratic Central Association, and the first African-American Chair of the Democratic Party of St. Louis; almost lost the 1997 over tax increases and almost lost the 2001 election over him laying off civil servants during the late 1990s recession; his tenure during the SARS pandemic was controversial; retired to successfully run for a US House seat; served in the US House from 2007 until 2011 (he lost re-election in 2010, a bad year for Democrats overall, in a narrow upset); currently operates his own law firm in St. Louis

    1993 (primary): Thomas Albert “Tom” Villa (D, b. 1945), John P. O’Gorman (R), Clarence Harmon (D, b. 1940) and James A. Garrison Jr. (Workers’)
    1993 (runoff): Tom Villa (D)

    1997 (primary): Marit Clark (D) and Jay Dearing (R)
    1997 (runoff): Marit Clark (D)

    2001 (primary): Michael A. “Mike” Chance (R) and Anthony D. “Tony” Ribaudo (D, 1941-2020)
    2001 (runoff): Mike Chance (R)

    2005-2010: 43) Theodis “Ted” Brown Sr. (R) – previously worked as the city’s sheriff from 1989 to 1997; previously served as a city alderman from 2001 to 2005; first Republican mayor since 1949; elected due to backlash to “restrictive” safezoning laws and high taxes; ran a moderate libertarian administration; supported small businesses and gun rights; negotiated the construction of the city’s new sports stadium; cut taxes overall, affecting social services in his second term, but struggled to implement other efforts due to opposition from the city government; resigned after narrowly winning a seat in the US House of Representatives; served in the US House from 2011 until 2019 (he lost re-election in 2018); currently works as a senior advisor for a St. Louis-based security systems company

    2005 (primary): Irene J. Smith (D), Willie Marshall (G), Paul J. M. Wekenborg (I) and Maida Coleman (Boulder, b. 1954)
    2005 (runoff): Irene J. Smith (D)

    2009 (primary): Denise Watson-Wesley Coleman (D), Elston K. McCowan (G), Don De Vivo (Natural Mind) and Robb E. Cunningham (Liberty)
    2009 (runoff): Denise Watson-Wesley Coleman (D)

    2010-2021: 44) Lewis E. Reed (D, b. 1962) – ascended to the office because the president of the Board of Aldermen becomes mayor when the office becomes vacant until a special mayoral election can be held; previously served as an alderman of the city's sixth ward from 1999 to 2010; oversaw residential redevelopment efforts; improved city’s “green space” areas; known for taking up several controversial positions and for making several controversial comments; retired due to several scandals that were negatively impacting his approval ratings

    2011 (special): Michael V. “Mike” Roberts Jr. (D), James Osher (R), James Eldon McNeely (G), Doyle Samuel “Sam” Dotson III (D) and Jimmie Mathews (D)

    2013 (primary): Andrew M. Jones Jr. (R), Larry Rice (I), Johnathan McFarland (G) and Tyrone Austin (I)
    2013 (runoff): Andrew Jones (R)

    2017 (primary): Antonio French (D, b. 1977), Jeffrey L. Boyd (D), Robert P. “Bob” McCulloch (D, b. 1951), Andrew “Andy” Karandzieff and Wesley Bell (D)
    2017 (runoff): Antonio French (D)

    2021-present: 45) Jamilah Nasheed (D, b. 1972) – city’s first female mayor and city’s first Muslin mayor; previously served in city government from 2007 to 2021; incumbent

    2021 (primary): John Collins-Muhammad, Jr. (D, b. 1991), Jeanette Mott Oxford (D, b. 1954) and Bryan Spencer (R, b. 1967)
    2021 (runoff): John Collins-Muhammad, Jr. (D, b. 1991)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    GOP GOVERNOR-ELECTS CLASH OVER ATTITUDES TO WELLSTONE

    …David Woods (b. 1957), a conservative broadcaster and former Mayor of Montgomery, Alabama, whose father was Alabama Governor Charles Woods, opposes Wellstone’s approach to law enforcement, and won election to the Alabama governorship on an anti-crime campaign that involved supporting Crime Victim Rights. Despite all that, his stance that governors are “obliged to respect the President” is being challenged by fellow Governor-elect Russell K. Pearce of Arizona. Pearce is even further to the right than Woods, calling for Congress to establish a Cabinet position for a “Secretary of Domestic Defense” and a complete shutdown of the US-Mexican border and of nearly all immigration to the US “until domestic unemployment reaches 0%.” Additionally, Pearce has publicly stated that he refuses to work with President Wellstone, and has more than once declared that Wellstone “is not a legitimate President” due to him losing the popular vote in 2008. “If he visits my state, I will not welcome him. If he somehow passes something through congress that hurts Arizona, I will fight him on it.”

    …Woods has entered ontech arguments with Pierce and Governor-Elect Alex Kozinski (R-MN) in recent months, with Woods defending his views on political courtesies and centrist immigration policies. Years prior to running for Governor, Woods partook in several church mission trips to Latin America, leading to him learning how to speak Spanish and being able to appeal to Hispanic voters as well as former Bernie Bros in the general election last month...

    The Washington Post, 11/21/2010



    KHARTOUM DEPUTY MAYOR, CRITIC OF SUDAN GOVERNMENT AT THIS YEAR’S CHICKEN DINNER SUMMIT, DIES IN CAR ACCIDENT

    Associated Press, 11/29/2010



    STOCKS TORN AMID GOP PROMISES OF “BOLD CHANGES”

    …with rumors abound that the incoming Republican-majority congress will seek to reverse the past ten years of legislation led by the Jackson and Wellstone administrations, stockholders and shareholders of hundreds of companies are responding in a myriad of ways. Investments into oil and gas companies have risen, while companies focused on renewable energy are gripping with the fear that Republicans in the House and Senate will oppose their business efforts. However, overall, Wall Street responding more positively than negatively to the upcoming changing of the legislative guard..

    The Wall Street Journal, 12/2/2010



    KENNELLY TO STEP DOWN AS LEADER OF THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

    …after her party lost the majority share of members of the US House of Representatives in last month’s midterm elections, outgoing House Speaker Barbara Kennelly (D-CT) today announced that she will not be a candidate for House Minority Leader in January. However, she will not resign from her congressional seat. …House Democrat Whip Ed Markey, who is notably to the left of Kennelly, is considered to be the frontrunner candidate to succeed her as leader of the Democratic Party in the House…

    The Washington Post, 12/7/2010



    IN DEFENSE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

    All Incoming Republican Senators Back Abolishing The Electoral College – Here’s Why They’re Wrong

    The Huffington Post, 12/11/2010



    UNITED TURKESTAN ELECTS ITS FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

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    Above: Roza Otunbayeva

    …Roza Otunbayeva of Kyrgystan (and of the Social Democratic party) bested former Kazakhstan Governor Zharmakhan Tuyakbay of the center-left Unity Party, Mukhtar Ablyazov of the Democratic Choice Party, and Galymzhab Zhakiyanov of the Bright Path Party for the position, making her the first-ever head of state for the country… …In the time that has passed since the assassination of President Karimov on July 7, 2008, internal divisions within United Turkestan have cooled considerably, thanks to the leadership of President Tasmagambetov, who declined to run for a full term of his own this year. Tasmagambetov, hailing from Kazakhstan and a member of the Unity party, ascended to the Presidency due to being Head of the National Gathering at the time of Karimov’s death… …Otunbayeva will enter office on January 5…

    Kommersant (The Businessman), Russian newspaper, 12/14/2010



    WILL WE EVER GET ANOTHER FEMALE PRESIDENT?

    …It is a tragedy that Carol Bellamy is increasingly being seen less as a competent voice of the progressive early 1990s and more as an enigma brought into office on a wave of feminist rage against the Denton administration’s sexism, a condition symbolized by the campaign of third-party candidate Glen Bell. Bellamy was not an exception to the nonexistent rule of law in D.C. – that only men can sit behind the Resolute Desk. She was a trailblazer, and while the likes of Snowe, Rodham-Clinton and Richards all lost in their endeavors to follow her trail, this is no excuse for The American Woman to give up hope. We can reclaim the White House and set forth another example of woman leadership for another generation of American Women.

    The rights of all women – including transgender women – is an issue that spans across the political spectrum, and thus, no female leaders should be discounted or disqualified because of their political affiliation. With this in mind, debate over who will be America’s next female president should not limited the view of prospective candidates to just The Party of Carol, Jesse and Paul – or even the Party of Maureen, Olympia and Hillary, either! One cannot rule out the hard work and ideals of the female leaders found in the Democratic and Republican parties, or of the female leaders found in the Liberty, Green, Country, Boulder, and Natural Mind parties. After all, Carol Bellamy was just a city councilman in early 1981 – eight years later, she was sworn into the Presidency. So who knows where the next female President is right now, in this moment? She could be a celebrated politician titan right now. She could be a rising third-party organizer right now. She could be an aspiring activist right now. She even could be reading this very article right now…

    – Radical feminist Catharine Alice MacKinnon, The Atlantic, 12/21/2010 op-ed



    Fast food trends as the start of this decade are a mix of worrisome and promising developments. Liquid accompaniments to the pre-made meals of our times are taking a nutritional hit with the rise of energy drinks, with the most prominent brands at the moment being “Gatorade” and “Brisk,” the latter being a much newer brand that has adopted the term for a cold but fresh and enlivening wind for a drink that only tastes slightly better than Gatorade because it uses more sugars and artificial sweeteners than Gatorade.

    Endeavors to promote drinks that provide consumers with quick and sharp energy appear to be the attempts of companies to placate health concerns. A host of studies show that the more fast-food one consumes, the less one exercises. But in an industry of such inelastic demand – especially in the US, where fast-food demands continued to stay steady during the prosperous 1990s, the troubling turn of the century, and even the SARS pandemic – little can scare the corporate giants into believing that customers will walk away from tasty food at affordable prices.

    Not even the processes made at healthier fast food menu options has significantly shaken up the industry. Salads and no-cal options are available and are even promoted, but studies show that an overwhelming majority of fast-food customers still purchase the less-healthy items.

    [snip]

    Pizza, burgers and chicken still dominate this landscape, but other groups have their share of the industry. While Ollie’s Trollies seems to be fading in both prominence and in the public’s mi d, other artisanal joints are filling up its unique niche, with the spices of Indian food and the rising appearance of Kebab Houses leading the charge in that endeavor. Kebab House are at the front of the recent rise in the ethnic food lane as well, alongside East Asian noodle shops. Hopefully, these newer entries into the fast food world will play a part in improving the healthiness of the pre-prepared meals of Americana…

    – Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation Revisited: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal, Mariner Books, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2012



    2010: total world population: 7,125,276,000

    – clickopedia.co.usa/world_populations/history [2]



    SOURCE(S)/NOTE(S)
    [1] Italicized passages are from this OTL article: https://www.mankatofreepress.com/ne...cle_aa260a30-c13a-11e8-9890-53af31a782f5.html
    [2] I combined OTL population growth trends with what the world population was in this TL's 1990 to get this number; if it seems too high or too low, given other factors (KW2, SARS, advances made in medicine and warfare/diplomacy), etc., please let me know.

    What's Biden, Obama, and Bill Clinton up to these days?
    As mentioned in previous chapters:

    Joe Biden lost the 1972 US Senate race, but then served as Delaware's Governor from 1977 to 1985 before winning that Senate seat in 1984. He declined to run for President 1988 after a health scare and won re-election in 1990, but lost a bid for a third term in the Red Wave of 1996. His political career over, he currently works for the political "think tank"/lobbying group "Centrist Circle," is on the Amtrak Board of Directors, and is a part-time lecturer for the University of Delaware.

    Barack "Rocky" McCain has been a centrist Republican state senator from Montana since 2007, but is considering running for either the Governorship or the US Congress.

    Bill Clinton, inspired by Mike Gravel's quick ascension to the Vice Presidency in 1972, moved to Alaska in 1973, and served as Governor from 1978 to 1986. His administration was rocked by scandal after scandal, and he failed to even come close to winning the Democratic nomination for President in 1984. Reaching a dead-end, politics-wise, he moved to California in 1985 and joined a law firm. Maintaining a low profile, he's amassed considerable wealth despite two divorces, and in 2010, unsuccessfully tried to return to politics with a bid for an open US Congressional seat.

    Can I ask how certain events played out or didn't play out during the new 00s?

    Sure! Ask away!

    - Was there still a Columbine school shooting (or an equivalent?) If not, where are those kids involved now?

    - Determining the exact circumstances of the birth of someone who is basically a stranger is very tricky business. You really must know how their parents met, and the factors and events that led up to them coming into existence in order to have a better understanding of whether or not they would exist in an alternate timeline.

    For example, Dwayne Johnson’s parents lived on opposite ends of the world, but met because his dad became a pro wrestler, and his maternal grandfather is one as well (“Maivia and Johnson were tag team partners in a match on the independent circuit” (Wikipedia)); thus, is it very possible that The Rock was born in TTL, because the POD doesn’t affect professional wrestling until the 1980s (I mentioned Hulk Hogan being more prominent due to the collapse of the USSR in 1984 being “written into” wrestler “storylines”). In another example, Andrew Yang’s “parents emigrated from Taiwan to the U.S. in the 1960s, and met while they were both in graduate school at the University of California, Berkeley” (Wikipedia). It is very likely that they still would have emigrated ITTL, but whether they still would have met is unclear; the defeat of the Viet Cong and the earlier student activism era could have affected who teaches at the school and want students apply. Less soldiers dead in Vietnam could equal more students applying for college classes; thus, until the circumstances of how they met are disclosed, the odds of Yang existing ITTL are, I’d say, 50/50. A third example: my parents possibly never met ITTL because their meeting was a chance encounter with multiple variables at play – my Dad, after immigrating from Greece in 1971, found work in New Jersey despite entering the US via Maryland because that is where his brother had moved to years earlier; my mother, an introvert who disliked going to places unfamiliar to hear, agreed to go out with friends to a restaurant, where my Dad just so happened to be working; the two met just as my Dad was exiting from the kitchen and my mother was entering through the front entrance. They were not in the same social circles and did not live or work near to one another. Only if it were destiny for me to be born would them meeting, marrying and multiplying still occur ITTL.

    But I’m getting off-topic. My point is that for the Columbine shooters in this particular timeline, we’re talking about a POD of 1932 and perpetrators who were born in 1981, 49 years later, though things don’t really begin to change until the early 1950s. Nevertheless, the fact remains that there’s little info on how Eric and Dylan’s respective parents met (according to Wikipedia, Harris’ “parents were both born and raised in Colorado,” and Klebold’s “parents had met when they were both studying art at Ohio State University. The two quickly became smitten. After they both graduated, they married in 1971,” meaning Klebold’s parents could have not met ITTL (maybe they went to different colleges or classes for reasons similar to those given for Yang’s parents in the previous paragrpah). So let’s just assume for the sake of argument that they were born anyway. Because Harris’ father worked “in the United States Air Force as a transport pilot,” the family moved “around the country sporadically.” Because of the wars in Libya, Nicaragua, and the militant response to recreadrug-related crime in Mexico (“the Reacredrug Wars”), Harris’ career may look much different here. He could have died in a plane crash, or saved up enough for early retirement, allowing them to move to Colorado sooner than 1992, and thus possibly affecting Harris’ psychological development. The lives of the Klebolds may have also been affected by the butterflies of the POD; they may not have moved to Colorado in 1980, given that the US was still bouncing back from the Recession of 1978-1979 at that point in the TL. Possibly different employment ITTL means that Klebold could have grown up in Ohio or even Wisconsin, where his mother went to college in 1975. With all the factors at play here, it’s very possible that the two never meet in the seventh grade in CO. And even if they somehow do, they are still not likely going to shoot up a school due to the lower odds of school shootings occurring in general due to the conditions of this TL’s developments. They may not feel so persecuted; they may be bullied less; they may have more helpful school therapists or stronger supportive groups of friends and families; again, lots of factors at play here.

    School shootings in general were affected by the attack on the US President’s life in 1986, and by the 1995 assassination of Lee Iacocca. These two events were the catalysts necessary for tighter gun control measures to be implemented under Presidents Denton, Kemp and Dinger. Mental health reform also was big development of these events as well, with California having the strongest mental health state laws, as covering in the corresponding chapters. As a result, educators and students are more informed of how to take preventative measures.

    Thus, we can come to the following conclusions. It is unlikely that they were born. If Eric and Dylan were born, they likely never met. If either of them attempt to shoot up their respective schools, the anti-gun scare, and the mental health awareness frenzy of the latter half of the 1990s would have likely nipped the incident in the bud, or at least have been more successful at addressing their psychoses (if they even have them here) than the “diversionary program which included community service and psychiatric treatment” they agreed to take part in after a legal incident in January 1998 in OTL (Wikipedia).

    Now as for a Columbine equivalent, I believe that shootings or violent incidents at schools would still happen because of how often it happens worldwide and because such incidents have been around for decades if not centuries. However, due to the aforementioned reforms concerning guns and mental health awareness, the numbers ITTL are way lower than in OTL. Thus, school campuses are not so dangerous in TTL.

    And finally, to answer your question. There was no Columbine School Shooting, but the odds are that there were smaller, far less deadly school shooting incidents ITTL than there were in OTL. And to answer the second half of your question, if Eric and Dylan exist, they likely were sent to mental health centers/therapy if they are suspected to be a threat to the other students, and/or they could end up in jail for assault or attempted murder when they are adults. But hey, maybe things turned out all right for them in the end ITTL. Maybe the circumstances of their upbringing was more supportive of their mental health. Maybe they have channeled their anger into more constructive activities. Harris was apparently very good a soccer; maybe he goes pro (but doesn’t end up like that Aaron Hernandez guy). Maybe they become professional bowlers, or demolition derby champions, or demolitions experts/weapons specialists for the military. Since Harris was IOTL diagnosed as a psychopath with narcissistic traits, and “often bragged about his ability to deceive others” (Wikipedia), maybe he becomes a politician, or a lawyer, or a TV network executive.

    With a POD that is 68 years old at this point in the TL, the possibilities are endless.

    - Pop star Selena's fatal shooting?

    - I mentioned Selena Quintanilla-Perez near the end of Chapter 65 as playing Mary Jane Watson in a 1992 Spiderman movie; it’s her film debut. She’s had supporting roles in other US films and a few starring roles in some US and Mexican movies as well since then, but at the moment she is mostly sticking to music. Currently (2010) 49 years old, she married in 1993 (but not to Chris Perez, who she never met (ITTL, he died in the 1991 DUI incident for which he was arrested IOTL)), and has one son (Abraham, b. 1995) and two daughters (Marcelina, b. 2000, and Susanna, b. 2003).

    - I can't quite remember, but the US still has yet to suffer a significant terrorist attack on its home soil in this timeline, either domestic (a la Oklahoma City) or foreign (a la 9/11), right?

    - Right.

    - Is Steve Irwin still kicking?

    - Yep!

    - So we know that Monica Lewinsky beat Bill Clinton to be the Democratic Candidate for a California House seat, but what happened after that? Did she make it to the House?

    - D’oh! I knew I forgot something from November. I’ve gone back and edited a bit to that month (just below the picture of Wellstone). Thanks for pointing that out!

    Hm. And regarding Australia's current environmental woes, ever think he might think to try wrangling the folk in parliament to get things back in shape? Maybe not now, but after a few years, he probably needs a challenge that's tougher than crocs!

    Hey, TTL has had a fried chicken mogul as US President and a rock star as British PM; having a famous naturalist as Australian PM can't be that far-fetched!

    And for that matter, does Canada have any candidates for OTL celebrity -> TTL politician? (Or has there already been one and I haven't noticed?)
    Maybe when he gets to a certain age he'll hand the reigns of the show over to his family and apprentices, similar to OTL, and then turn to politics if not political activism. It worked for TTL's Bob Ross, after all! For which seat in Australian parliament would he run?

    As for Canada, well...does Leslie Nielsen's brother Erik serving as Prime Minister count?

    @gap80 I just have to say that this TL is one of the best I have read on this site, and I'll admit that it has inspired me to develop TLs of my own (as you have probably seen). So thank you for that I guess lol.
    Shucks, thanks for the compliment!
     
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    Chapter 101: January 2011 – August 2011
  • Chapter 101: January 2011 – August 2011

    “Don’t go along to get along; avoid the chloroform of conformity!”

    – Henry Howell (OTL)



    …President Wellstone had wanted to continue his predecessor’s push for police reform at the state level. While the federal government no longer issued contracts to private prisons, state governments were not barred from following suit. Calls from those in his cabinet and WH inner circle who were to the farthest to the left wanted to nationalize America’s prison system, along with doing the same for rail and even interstate travel. Such ideas, however, were put on hold in the wake of the 2010 midterm losses. Wellstone’s new plan – pass as much as possible through the hostile majority-Republican chambers and with the Democrats win back the Senate and House in 2012. Thus, the “great progressive push” was put on hold for the time being…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    US TREASURY DEPARTMENT WARNS: INFLATION IS A “RISING CONCERN”

    The Wall Street Journal, 1/5/2011



    Mother was happy that she no longer had to drive the car every day. The long bus rides in and out allowed her to spend time with us. I remember how scared she was – how all the grownups were – when everyone began talking about “SARS” and soon began wearing masks. Suddenly, Mother feared the bus terminal, and the cramped quarters of the city bus. Soon by brother Uri and I were introduced to what it is like to be chaperoned around, but with your parent behind the wheel instead of sitting between you and your bratty sibling. Instead of getting whiplash from turning her head back and forth, Mother would hurt her throat telling us to stop bickering, because she had to watch the road. Trips with Mother stopped being as fun as they once were. By the time she finally felt that the buses were safe enough to take again, I was 16, my brother was 14, and two more siblings, David and Noa, were in the picture.

    Mother sat with them on the bus ride home like how once did with Uri and I; with no other seats nearby being vacant, I stood. When Mother asked David about school, complained about his latest math class, whining “Why do we have to learn how to read an old-fashioned clock, with a big and little hand? When will I ever not have a phone with me?”

    “He has a point, Mother,” I say, noting the digital display on my minicomp.

    Mother just smiled slightly at his innocence and reminisced about her own time in school, back in the early 1990s, right before I showed up. “I remember being shown how to turn on the computer being installed – just one computer for the whole class. I thought it was the most bizarre thing in the world. And it was so much bigger than what the children have today. Do you remember when we were in Blumshtot visiting your Uncle Yosef? We went to that one shop – Tamar, you remember, they had a similar model there.”

    “I remember I wasn’t impressed by its large size and bulbous shape.”

    Pow!

    Mother’s eyes widened and looked like she was about to shriek. When someone on the other side of the bus bellowed, “Fender bender! Fender bender, everyone.” Mother breathed a sigh of relief, like an awful weight was being raised off her chest. “For a moment there, I thought…”
    “Thought what, Mommy?” asked Noa with those baby-doe-like eyes of hers.

    “Oh, nothing, sweetie,” went Mother’s white lie. “Nothing.”

    As we approach our stop, my mind wanders to my primary school years. I remember looking at a photograph of Colonel Sanders on my teacher’s desk and wondering, “Wait, why is The Colonel’s face everywhere?” I asked my mother about it later that day, and she told about how important he was at a crucial moment in our nation’s history. She told me that, the day when it was announced that The Great Chef had died, everyone was sad, especially her teachers and her own parents, who remembered the Before-Times, the pre-treaty days, even more vividly than did Mother. “Some people even looked scared,” Mother said. I was more confused than anything else; I already knew that the man behind the face on so many fast-food product packages had played an important role in recent history, but I couldn’t understand the details, not yet anyway.

    [snip]

    Father’s carpool soon dropped him off, and Mother soon said to him the same tired line she had said hundreds of times before. “Be ready to help me in the kitchen. If I’m not the only one eating, why should I be the only one cooking?” She soon added an addendum: “You remember my friend, Suhana, down the block? Her husband often doesn’t help with the meal prep – that’s why he’s made their couch area into his own second bedroom.”

    Father silently brushed off the remark and said, “You didn’t forget the extra spot on the end did you?”

    “Of course not. But remind me – you said you’re brother’s dropping by on his own, or are you picking him up?”

    “He’s taking a cab from the airport. He said he can’t hit on women while in our quote-unquote ‘lame-mobile.’”

    “How charming.”

    “Do you think the meat should be prepped now or in a few minutes?”

    “Eh. Give it half an hour.”

    “Won’t that be cutting it close?”

    “Trust me, it’ll be ready by the time he arrives.”

    As Mother predicted, given his history with schedules, Uncle Yosef arrived 41 minutes later than expected. Good timing goes a long way. We sat down and Father asked his younger brother how university had been treating him.

    “Yes,” I chimed in, “I’m actually really interested in what you have to say about that, Uncle Yosef.” I then proceeded to express a spiel about “the unadulterated majesty and history” I believed would await me in Tel Aviv.

    Father’s brother sighed, and replied, “If you have to go to extra school,” his term for university, given that going to college, to him, meant spending more time in school when you don’t have to, “Go to one in America.”

    “Why’s that,” I asked him.

    “They have all the good stuff over there. One of my classmates in my one history class went there last summer, and he said he went dozens upon dozens of malls, water parks, stadiums, bar-" catching a glance from Mother, “-llrooms, and uh, lots and lots of other cool places.”

    “We have cool places here,” I defended the only country I wished to know. “We have malls, and parks and stadiums here.”

    My uncle simply shook his head and said, “They’re not the same as the ones found in The Colonel’s Country.”

    – Tamar Kohen’s A Mix of Flavors, 2021 autobiography



    If inflation continued to chip away at the value of the American dollar, it was possible that the US government would fall into the red, thus violating the Balanced Budget Amendment. Wellstone sought to curtail deficit concerns by investing even further into the economy, by billions if not trillions of dollars, but to do so would require approval from the US Senate Budget Chair, who now was a conservative Republican who had mixed – and thus unpredictable – views on austerity measures.

    “We need to be investing in deficit spending in order to generate economic growth. Borrowing rates are low right now, and there’s clearly a need for an economic infusion now,” the President lamented to his inner circle.

    “The problem, though,” noted US Secretary to the Treasury David Carson, “Is that deficit spending needs to come out of the red by the end of the first fiscal year. It’s note enough time for it to be as impactful as we want it to be. And the inflation rate certainly isn't helping.”

    “Damn the BBA,” Wellstone said bitterly. “I never had to deal with something like that thing when I was governor.”

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



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    – investopedia.co.usa



    …Inflation concerns soon clashed with budgetary concerns. The White House had until February 14 to submit the budget proposal for the 2012 fiscal year, and his administration was certain that House Speaker McMaster would direct the 112th congress to challenge it...

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    “Inflation can be eased by pausing the printing of money and, if necessary, scaling back the power of central banks,” Commerce Secretary Gloria Tristani observed. “That can be framed as a form a deregulation. Do you think McMaster will bite that?”

    “Maybe,” suggested Chief Economic Policy Advisor Margaret Flowers, who then pondered aloud to herself “If to reign in rising inflation is ‘disinflation,’ not ‘deflation,’ then it’s slowing it down, not reversing it. How can we make that sound more Republican-y?”

    Secretary Carson offered one more solution in this brainstorming session in the White House cabinet room. “Central banks could attempt to keep inflation ‘on target,’ as in not too fast but not reversing, by selling bonds in the open market, thus reducing the money supply.”

    “Would that work?” OMB Director Robert Z. Lawrence asked inquisitively.

    “We don’t want deflation because if money is rising in value, prices drop, and people begin postponing investments – why buy something now when the price will be lower a week from now or month from now?” Curson answered. “That kind of activity, a loss in consumer spending, would slow down the economy, a most definitely lead to recession! No, to combat deflation, I think we have to adopt lower interest rates, and possibly even implement negative interest on deposits until it is warded off.”

    The other economic advisors nodded in deliberation.

    Advisor Paul Krugman broke the nodding with a less conventional solution to making the ends of the federal budget meet. “How about a billion-dollar coin?”

    Everyone in the room looked over to him.

    Krugman continued, “Yes – we make a special, one-time-only coin to get rid of the debt. The Treasury Department mints it and sends it to the Federal Reserve, thus paying off the debt. It’d be an unorthodox method, but I’m not the first person to suggest it. In fact, Senator Bo Gritz first mentioned it, or at least popularized it, back in the 1980s. He also suggested the notion while a state senator in the 1990s, and in 2005, in his first year in the Senate.”

    “So it’s actually a Goetzite Republican idea?” asked a curious Tristani.

    “We can certainly spin it that way.”

    “But is it legal?” Tristani’s curiosity continued.

    “As far as I can tell, yes, yes it is.”

    “I don’t think it’s a good idea even if it would work,” opined Director Lawrence. “It’s such a cop-out. It would weaken the institution of the American checks and balances system, and could be seen as the executive branch stepping over the legislative branch. It could even damage our reputation abroad.”

    Krugman countered, “So minting the coin would be undignified, but so what? At the same time, it would be economically harmless – and would both avoid catastrophic economic developments and help head off government by blackmail.” [1]

    “But on the other hand, it is possible that using a coin would lead to an inflation crisis,” suggested Secretary Curson.

    “How so?” Asked Krugman.

    Commercial bank reserves would increase as The Treasury spent the proceeds from the coin’s purchase by the Federal Reserves. If banks loan out these reserves, the money supply increases and if the money supply increases too rapidly, the economy could overheat, adding to inflation and increasing expectations of future inflation. In order to avoid this, the Federal Reserve would have to prohibit banks from lending out excess reserves via paying interest on their reserves at the Fed so that the return commercial banks receive on them is greater than what they could receive from alternative uses.”

    “Then what would be the problem?”

    “As always, the problem is the BBA,” Lawrence spoke. “Because of the Balance Budget requirement, the Treasury can’t use borrowing to buy the coin back from the Federal Reserves and return it to the Mint to be melted in time to meet the deadline. It would create an even bigger budget crisis for us!” [2]

    Eyes again turned to Krugman.

    “In another country, or after the BBA gets repealed – God willing – the trillion-dollar coin gimmick would work. But here, and now, we have to go for a much simpler approach,” Curson proclaimed with certainty in his voice.

    Krugman sighed disappointedly. “Ockham’s razor,” he begrudgingly agreed.

    With social programs on the line, the administration siphoning away more funding from the military budgets, while the President stripped away a segment from his own salary and traveling expenses fund to make up the remaining difference.

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    …In January 2011, peace talks between the US Secretary of State Harvey Gantt, the government of Sudan, and the region of Darfur broke down in the wake of the Jebel Marra Massacre, in which roughly 400 Darfurians were slaughtered by members of the Sudanese Armed Forces in what appeared to be a clear and obvious following of order from higher-up – of an organized and coordinated attack. The heinous act of Sudanese soldiers being ordered to fire upon nonviolent Sudanese citizens sparked outrage among the leaders of Darfur, who subsequently assembled in the regional capital of el-Fasher to declare Darfur to be an independent nation called, quite simply, Darfur. With tension rising and both sides refusing to reconvene peace talks, Gantt reluctantly returned to the District of Columbia…

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    …Amid budgetary squabbles and foreign policy snafus, another subject, one closer to Wellstone personally, became a major concern for the administration as well. The House GOP’s proposed Education Reform Bill, introduced in early 2011, aimed to deregulate and defund the US education system established under Bellamy and tweaked under Jackson and Wellstone. The President earnestly met with moderate Republicans to try and convince four of them to not vote “yea” on the bill. With four defections looking unlikely, Wellstone next planned a “public exposure” campaign, making speeches and and having surrogates appear on TV to denounce the bill. If the court of public opinion did not pressure the Senate into striking down the bill, then Wellstone would have to veto it upon it reaching his desk; he was confident that Republicans would fail to override the veto due to the narrowness of their majorities in both chambers…

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    “One central cost of high taxation is inefficiency – as well as more human suffrage, as honest citizens work even harder for less money kept in their pockets. The Republican Party must adhere to its values and challenge oppressive taxation proposals. To do otherwise would be a grave disservice to the American people.”

    – US House Speaker H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC), 1/30/2011



    As President Katumbi worked diligently to repair the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Jackson became more vocally supportive of the latter’s administration, urging African-American CEOs to invest in the DRC’s infrastructure and improving farms. With Katumbi’s middle-lane reforms yielding overall positive results, the former President VidCalled his successor in early 2011 to congratulate him for his contributions to ending the warfare plaguing that African nation during the 2000s decade.

    Jackson reported remarked, “I’m sorry I doubted you at the time.”

    Wellstone allegedly replied more jovially, by responding “I’m sorry I disappointed your doubt!”

    – researcher Brenda J. Hargis’ Emboldening: The Jesse Jackson Presidency, Sunrise Publications, 2017



    AMERICA ALL AROUND

    Album type: studio

    Performers: Toby Keith

    Producer: Toby Keith

    Record label: Show Dog-Universal Music

    Released: February 2, 2011

    Genre: country

    REVIEW AVERAGE: 3.8-out-of-5

    REVIEWS:

    [snip]

    REVIEW 41:

    It looks like the general consensus here is that this album is just a platform for Keith to espouse his political views, but I don’t see it. Sure, there’s American flags all over the cover, he sings about how great America is in every song, and he praises the military, but where’s the political stuff? Anyway, regardless of their intent or whatever, you have to admit they’re really catchy! 5-out-of-5.

    – albumreviews.co.usa, a public music review site, 2011 post



    …On February 12, two days before the deadline, Wellstone submitted the federal budget proposal for the 2012 fiscal year. The administration requested $3.8trillion for expenditures, only for McMaster to offer up a $2.1trillion “counterplan,” which would have stripped several social services and other programs of their meat and effectiveness. Democrats continued the back-and-forth for the next several months…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    …Amid the feuding over the federal finances, the Federal Reserve Chair Thomas Rukavina seemed stress. As a result, soon after the 2012 budget proposal was submitted, Rukavina celebrated with the same substance with which he would suppress disappointment and stress – the drink. And a few days later, on the 15th, Rukavina was arrested for drunk driving. The incident was an embarrassment for the administration, and Rukavina knew. As a result, he informed Wellstone, who was both the President and a good friend of his, that he would step down from his Chair… [3]

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017




    GOVERNOR BROWN SIGNS CBD OIL BILL INTO LAW

    …Senate bill 1116b legalizes CBD oil for persons with severe epilepsy… The Governor decides to sign the bill into law concludes months of lengthy and emotional hearings held on the floor of both chambers of the state legislature…

    The Idaho Statesman, 2/19/2011



    “Standardized tests evolved historically as one way to ensure more equal opportunity in education. They are supposed to be an instrument of fairness because they are graded objectively and allow any person, regardless of background, to demonstrate their skill. When used correctly, standardized tests are critical for diagnosing inequality and for identifying where we need improvement. They enable us to measure achievement across groups of students so that we can help ensure that states and districts are held accountable for improving the achievement of all students regardless of race, income, gender, limited English proficiency and disability.

    However, they are not a panacea.
    The policies that were in place under Presidents Dinger, Denton, and even Walter Mondale have tragically proven that using a single standardized test as the sole determinant for graduation, promotion, tracking and ability grouping is not fair and has not fostered greater equality or opportunity for students. First and foremost, I firmly believe that it is grossly unfair to not graduate, or to hold back a student based on a standardized test if that student has not had the opportunity to learn the material covered on the test. When we impose high stakes tests on an educational system where there are, as Jonathan Kozol says, savage inequalities, and then we do nothing to address the underlying causes of those inequalities, we set up children to fail.

    We must never stop demanding that children do their best. We must never stop holding schools accountable. Measures of student performance can include standardized tests, but only when coupled with other measures of achievement, more substantive education reforms and a much fuller, sustained investment in schools.


    For a party that prides itself in upholding individuality and being the current holder of the mantle of states’ rights, their insistence of forcing students of diverse skill take the same test would be funny for its irony if its past results had not been so tragic. Studies indicate that public testing encourages teachers and administrators to focus their instruction on test content, test format and test preparation instead of on the importance and real-world applicability of the lesson in the first place. Teachers tend to overemphasize basic skills, and as a result underemphasize problem-solving and complex critical thinking skills that simply cannot be assessed well on standardized tests. Furthermore, these kinds of tests neglect subjects and content areas that are not covered, such as science, social studies and the arts. I call upon all sensible Republicans in the House to make the sensible decision and reject the bill for the sake of our children and their futures.”

    – President Wellstone, 2/21/2011 speech [4]



    EMANUEL JACQUES

    …rising from humble origins as the son of poor Portuguese immigrants in Toronto to become the CEO of the EJ Shoe Company, Mr. Jacques is a billionaire philanthropist who aims to help “thousands of immigrants” rise out of poverty through his various charitable organizations…

    – forbes.co.usa/profiles, posted 2/23/2011



    In 2011, leaders at McDonald’s and KFC took note of a franchise that was on the rise nationally. Most members of the Board of Directors at Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc. were uneasy. “Culver’s is a privately owned casual fast food restaurant chain originating in the Midwest,” Director William Kirk Hannon explained.

    “It’s a chain founded by a married couple, a husband and wife team, George and Ruth Culver of Sauk City, Wisconsin,” his assistant added.

    Hannon nodded, “Yeah. Real ‘sweet and successes power couple’ angle goin’ for ’em. Now they’ve been around since 1984, but they didn’t begin to really franchise until the end of the 1990s, with their first outlet outside of the Midwest opening in Texas in 1999. Slowly but surely, though, their franchise is developing, ladies and gentlemen. And very recently, their popularity is exploding.”

    “But why?” Asked one Board member.

    “We’re not too sure. Maybe it’s because American taste buds are picking up on something we and the folks at R&D aren’t. Maybe Midwestern cuisine is just in vogue thanks to President Wellstone being from Minnesota. Maybe the brand itself is doing something right.”

    “Ontech polls rate their outlets high in customer satisfaction,” noted the aforementioned assistant.

    “Right, but what’s it got going for it?” Another board member derided as she picked up a Culver’s menu with the caution and care of one pulling a tangled hair clump from a bathtub drain. “Look at this: ‘butter burgers.’ What in blue blazes is that?!”

    Hannon answered, “As it turns out, it’s actually a classic Wisconsinite staple, one that Culver’s is bringing to national attention. Some call it a beautiful, mouthwatering burger dripping with cheese that is smothering soft, tender, buttery beef patties. And what it lacks in nutritional value it makes up for with deliciousness.” Hannon eyed one board member reflex by licking a corner of his mouth. He continued, “Also, its signature and most famous dish is the least healthy thing on the menu. It’s also known for frozen custard, cheese curds, and offerings of chicken sandwiches and fish sandwiches. The rest of the menu is basically just much healthier burgers, sandwiches, and offerings of soups and salads, and even some baked goods like cookies and muffins.”

    “An ‘overall’ thing,” said the assistant, “a wide selection.”

    Hannon also mentioned that their number of locations had doubled in the past five years to nearly 400 across half the country [5]. He concluded, “Gentlemen, I do believe this is a competitor we best keep an eye on. The next time they bring out a popular product, we have to bring out one of our own.”

    All directors on the Board nodded in unison.

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    …Another casualty of the partisan arguing over the budget was a bill co-sponsored by both Republicans and Democrats that would implement an across-the-board Federal Aid Dividend clear across the board. Though the suggestion was popular among the co-sponsors and among many Americans polled, the proposed law received significant pushback from Rep-majority House, and ultimately was rejected. Tellingly, though, 21 Democrats voted against it in the House, and five voted against it in the Senate…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    PALIN DRONES: The Story Behind The Fisherman Now Changing The Skies

    …Todd Palin (b. 1964) graduated from the University of Alaska, Anchorage in 1987 before becoming an oil field production worker and commercial fisherman (salmon). At the start of the 1990s, he began entrepreneurial pursuits concerning oil-related technological developments before branching out into drone technology, after reading about early drone prototypes being tried out by the US Army during the Second Korean War. Palin finally founded Palin Drones, Inc. in 2009, and in the past two years, his company has exploded in size and scale…

    Time Magazine, early March 2011 issue



    “We should at least demand that we get an independent, thorough study of the impact of high stakes tests on children and on education if Republicans are adamant and sincere about reforming the education system.”

    – Vice President Ross, in private talks with House Democrats, 3/2/2011 (multiple sources) [6]



    GLOBAL EFFORTS TO CURB PLASTICS POLLUTION COULD MAKE WAY FOR HEMP PRODUCTS

    …biodegradable hemp plastics are on the rise, with various materials being made available ontech and five US states (Massachusetts, California, Oregon, Vermont, and, most recently, Michigan) passing state legislation to offer tax incentives to companies that produce “pro-Earth” (as in biodegradable and renewable) hemp products…

    The New York Times, 3/4/2011



    SENATOR BRAUN TO RETIRE AFTER WAVE POWER PROJECT (FINALLY) BEGINS OPERATIONS

    …the Pacific Phoenix energy company has at long last begun the operation phase of Project Heronemus – the construction and use of massive water turbines to harness the energy of ocean currents off the coast of northern California. Construction began in 2009, four years after Senator Harry W. Braun (D-AZ) led the passing of a bill in 2005 to grant tax breaks to companies that produced wave energy projects – not just concepts or proposals, but actually constructed ones.

    Water turbines are even more difficult to construct than wind turbines, due to additional difficulties regarding materials scale and logistics. As a result, only five water turbines are being built for Project Heronemus. Nevertheless, Senator Braun believes that this project will be enough to provide electricity for half of California, all of Las Vegas, and the entirety of Arizona. Critics believe he is too optimistic, though, as each turbine takes three years to install, which requires buoy systems and special wiring to transmit the energy to the mainland, in a manner similar to the technet wires that run along the sea floor [7]. Pacific Phoenix’s west-coast turbine project is called Project Heronemus after William Heronemus (1920-2010), the engineering pioneer often considered to be “the father of modern windpower.”

    Braun’s retirement also follows BMW renewing their hydrogen-fueled vehicle R&D projects. Hydrogen fuel cells in experimental cars emit only water vapor, and, if they can be lowered to a more economically feasible price tag, would have the fuel economy equivalent of about twice that of a gas car…

    [snip]

    …Wind turbines require open oceans and strong winds. The first project of this kind began two years ago [8] off the coast of Block Island, Rhode Island, in the North Atlantic, where there is potentially enough wind energy to power the entire United States. However, because wind turbine engineering requires special equipment to build and install towers (as tall as the Statue of Liberty) and accompanying propellers, the price of these projects depend on how far down is the seabed. Furthermore, the ocean depth drops much closer to the shoreline on the west coast than it does on the east coast, about a hundred miles, which is too deep for fixed-bottom wind turbines; thus, the Heronemus’ use of floating turbines to harvest wave energy, as opposed to the Block Island project’s use of smaller, fixed/grounded turbines to produce wind energy. [9]

    Fortunately, with help from MIT and Pacific Phoenix, the process of building giant floating turbines in boatyards, launching them, and towing them out to sea (and back in during storms), is now a reality, if one that is still in its relative infancy...

    The Arizona Republic, 3/7/2011



    Governor Brown again showcased his leadership skills in March 2011, when a forest fire broke out south of Nampa, near the state’s Utah border. Despite recent snowfall, the forest fire raged across several dozen acres prior to it being put out, and in a most spectacular on manners.

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    “Before I became Governor, you would see only one aircraft at a time dropping fire-retardant chemicals on out-of-control deadly forest fires that kill people, scorch hundreds of square miles of fine timber beyond recognition, destroy lovely homes and estates, and relegate thousands of our fellow Americans down to becoming homeless refugees,” Brown said at a press meeting soon after the state forest department announced that the forest fire had been extinguished after ravaging the landscape for less than 100 intense hours. “I came up with what has turned out to be a very effective solution – round up military reserve aircraft and mechanically good but out-of-service military tankers and older bombers and even suitable commercial aircraft and rig either internal (bombers) and/or temporary removable external fire-retardant tanks and then bomb the living hell out of the forest fires around the clock in hundred or even thousand-plane loose (for safety) formations day and night around the clock. The military pilots love to fly and we could justify the tremendous fuel consumption, aircraft maintenance and personnel costs as ‘training’ expenditures from the budgets of various relevant departments.” Brown also noted, “I’ve been told that some of our brave men and women took up my recommendation, that all the pilots and air crews should view the 1949 movie "Twelve O'clock High" within 24 hours of scheduled takeoff.”

    One reporter interrupted him to ask, “Since forest fires usually break out between June, July and August, is it possible that this happening so early in the year is a result of GCD?”

    The Governor answered, “Nah, nah, it’s too soon to start makin’ assumptions like that. Let’s let the fire department find out if this was climate-related, or the result of some city punks camping and not taking care of their campfire the right way. Have patience. And don’t worry, you’ll get someone to point your finger at one way or another.”

    Brown ended the press meeting by remarking, “I knew that the fires wouldn't stand a chance and even the most hard core Sierra Club tree-hugger would be overjoyed to welcome thousands of tons of chemical dumped from on high by American air-power on his beloved ecosystems rather than suffer the alternative colossal conflagration and intense inferno.” [10]

    Brown was praised for putting out the forest fire by national news, with the waves of converted water bombers becoming an iconic emblem of his conventional but effective governing. With his theory proven to have worked, many left-leaning talking heads on TV tried and failed to claim that it was a fluke, or even that the fire was not as severe as photographic evidence suggested it was.

    The scale of the water-bombing operation was credited to Brown “beefing up” the Idaho National Guard in lieu of supporting state militias, which his aides convinced him could lead to radical violent sects and offshoots. Nevertheless, Brown remained a critic of large centralized governments, and was especially critical of the State Department of Health and Welfare’s child protective services division. Furthermore, Governor Brown pushed for schools to better teach our children the constitution and how it both guarantees personal freedoms and places restrictions onto the federal government, especially via the Tenth Amendment. Such passion for our long-held national values often led to Brown going on rants that led to the left-leaning media outlets branding him with words that had an “anarcho-” in front of them: anarcho-Goetzite, anarcho-populist and anarcho-conservative, etc. This labeled was outright false, as Brown is a lifelong ally of police and the military.

    The colorful profanity from the former Navy Seabee only highlights his opposition to the status quo of corrupt do-nothing politicians...

    – Bill O’Reilly’s Ascension from the Asphalt: The Harley Brown Story, Borders Books, 2011



    …President Sergei Gaidukevich of Belarus maintained a solid relation with Russian President Oleg Malyshkin. Both supported veterans and the military, and were beloved by their respective nations’ labor unions. In December 2010, Belarus signed a bilateral agreement with Russia that aimed to improve the transfer and transportation of oil and natural gas into Russia via long and extensive pipelines. Months later, Malyshkin was at a rally in Minsk, endorsing Gaidukevich over his primary challenger, the charismatic Aleksandar Milinkievich…

    – Alexander Korzhakov’s After The Pact: Post-Cold War Russia And The Twenty-First Century, St. Petersburg Press, 2020



    My brother Joe [b. 1951] recalled that a wealthy family offered to buy for our grandmother some stock in a start-up hamburger restaurant in gratitude for her sewing their daughter’s wedding dress. ‘My grandmother told them to just keep their money because it didn’t sound like something to spend good money on,’ Joe said. ‘She felt that good money should be spent on shelter and food and not to take a risk. Cash was king and accepting that gift seemed foolish to her. The stock turned out to be in McDonald’s.’ That’s why I find it quite ironic that I’m now joining the McDonald’s Board of Directors.”

    – former Governor Wellington Marion Webb (D-CO), KXKL Radio Denver, local talk/news program, 3/31/2011 broadcast [11]



    …Senate Republicans countered Democratic efforts to cut the military’s budget farther by proposing legislation to reverse federal funding for social programs in order to “manage the national debt.” However, with Republicans having a majority too small to override a Presidential veto, many House Republicans prematurely went onto media outlets such as THN and The Overmyer Network to complain that the President was “going to act irresponsibly” in the months ahead. Essentially they were trying to set up a self-fulfilling prophecy by voting on legislation that they knew would die on the President’s desk…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    U.S. PRESIDENTIAL APPROVAL RATING:

    APPROVE: 55%

    DISAPPROVE: 36%

    UNDECIDED: 9%

    – Gallup national poll, 4/4/2011



    “New York City needed a whole bunch of amenities for these Olympics. They needed an aquatics center in Brooklyn, and the construction of a West Side stadium to redevelop the far west side of Manhattan. You know, I tried to get my stadium – Trump Stadium – to be used, but you know what they said? They said it was not big enough for hosting duties for the Olympics. The IOC, Mayor Hamberg, they didn’t know what they were talking about. Because, come on, not big enough?! Seriously?! Believe me, I was very offended by that – Trump Stadium is one of the best stadiums in the world if not the best! And I wanted to prove them wrong and show them what they were missing out on, so that’s when I decided to have a lot of the third Americana Overdrive shot at Trump Stadium. Make it a showcase of what they passed up!”

    – Donald Trump, 2016 interview



    VP BOB ROSS DONATES SALARY TO NATIONAL LUNG CANCER CHARITY DRIVE

    …himself a survivor of lymphoma, Ross has been working tirelessly to protect America’s highly-popular Universal Healthcare system from its opponents in Congress…

    The Juneau Empire, Alaska newspaper, 4/12/2011



    …On April 14, Wellstone issued an executive order prohibiting discrimination against transgender people employed by the federal government and its contractors. Several Cabinet Departments issued similar letters recognizing and protecting BLUTAGO-Americans soon afterward…

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    …Lebanon experienced a brief succession crisis in April 2011 when the “incorruptible” anti-corruption President, Nassib Lahoud (b. 1944) unexpected passed away roughly a year before leaving office. While the position was officially vacant until Parliament could elect a new President to serve until the next regularly scheduled election, Prime Minister Elias Murr presented himself as the unofficial President during the interim in a clear attempt to position himself as the person parliament should elect. Opposition leader, former Prime Minister and longtime Member of Parliament Selim Hoss vocally denounced this “usurpation,” and soon became a figure that anti-Murr MPs rallied behind ahead of the vote.

    However, due to internal divisions between the Murr, Hoss, and former Lahoud factions of parliament, no quorum could be reached. As a result, the position of President remained vacant until after the next parliamentary general elections were held. These were originally scheduled for December, and Murr refused to move up the date…

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    April 22, 2011: On this day in history, the B-47 Terror Hoax of London began; it would last for 60 hours.

    [see further details below]

    On April 22, 2011, a small group of religious Uzbek radicals from the nation of United Turkestan informed London’s police. The radicals accused Prime Minister Heseltine and the British government in general of promoting anti-Muslim espionage worldwide, and falsely claimed that the assassination of the U.T.’s President in 2008 was part of a UK-led conspiracy despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The group of fanatics claimed to have discovered and collected carrying cases containing the capsules of nuclear material that were lost in 1956, when a Boeing B-47 Stratojet disappeared over the Mediterranean Sea on 10 March 1956and never recovered [12]. The terrorists claimed that if their demands (that several high-profile political officials be arrested for various crimes, plus 20million pounds) were not met, they would “level London.”

    The conflict was resolved fairly quickly due to the fanatics’ poor hideout location; British counter-terrorist agents were able to detect a faint train whistle near the end of their second phone call to the London police. Viewing train schedules and train models led to agents discovering their location in Brixton, and the terrorists were soon surrounded by snipers. After several hours of recon, London’s police officials and experts called in determined that the terrorists were bluffing due to the lack of any signals of radioactive material in the area. The location was stormed, and the threat was determined to indeed a bluff, as the nuclear material shown in the VidCalls were, in fact, replicas.

    The possible seriousness of the situation, however, was not picked up by media outlets due to the high-security, high-classified nature of the incident. Instead, police told media outlets that “unbalanced individuals attempted self-harm and were apprehended after a brief standoff that was thankfully nonfatal but nevertheless unfortunately violent.” The details of the incident were not disclosed to the public until 2019.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    LEOTARD’S “INWARD” POLICY LOCKS HORNS WITH GROWING GIANT MOROCCO

    …market watchers have a fair share of reservations over French President Francois Leotard’s approach to foreign policy… As Morocco produces over 70% of Western Europe’s imports [13], Leotard’s conservative and “inward-thinking” commerce and trade positions could hurt France’s economy if Morocco-based products begin drying up in a market atmosphere that is now becoming, at least at the top, less welcoming to exports…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newpaper, 4/28/2011



    1 May 2011: On this day in history, Disneyland Hong Kong opened; it was the sixth Disney Theme Park to open overall, after Disneyland (California, US), Disney World (Florida, US), Tokyo Disneyland (Japan), Euro-Disneyland (Barcelona, Spain), and Disneyland Sidney (Australia). [14]

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk




    SAN FRANCISCO BANS FACIAL RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY

    The Los Angeles Times, 5/5/2011



    …In the most prominent showing of bipartisanship this year, Congress has passed a bill offering tax breaks to medical personnel who relocate to remote clinics in low-population rural areas. The effort to pass the bill, which does not affect UHC, was co-led by Vice President Bob Ross… President Wellstone is expected to sign the bill into law next week…

    – NBC News, 5/8/2011 broadcast



    SENATE PASSES EDUCATION REFORM BILL; WELLSTONE EXPECTED TO VETO IT DOWN

    The Washington Post, 5/9/2011



    …May 11, 2011 saw a minor incident grow into international criticism when Israeli police shot an injured two Palestinian citizens working in Jerusalem after a Muslim radical goaded an Israeli schoolteacher into starting a verbal kerfuffle that caught the idea of police. The Muslim radical reportedly got other nearby Muslims to contribute to the heated argument, but most Jewish and Muslim people in the area refused. Nevertheless, the incident’s lack of coverage by local media led to Indian and Chinese government outlets accusing Israel of launching a cover up. Three days after the incident, India’s Ambassador to the UN claimed that “The Middle East is a fauxtopia,” which led to condemnation by several countries in defend of Israel. Furthermore, Israel’s Prime Minister at the time suggested that India’s “attacks” on Israel were economically motivated due to Israel becoming a major player in the industry of customer service at the time…

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    WELLSTONE VETOES “BACKWARDS-THINKING” EDUCATION REFORM BILL

    The Washington Post, 5/14/2011



    BELARUS PRESIDENT RE-ELECTED

    …incumbent President Sergei Gaidukevich of the Liberal Democratic party won a second five-year term tonight, defeating his more conservative challenger, Aleksandar Milinkievich of the Unity Party, by a margin of roughly 4%...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 15/5/2011



    US TORNADOES BY DEATH COUNT:

    1: Tri-State (Illinois, Indiana and Missouri) (March 18, 1925) – 695 deaths

    2: Natchez, Mississippi (May 6, 1840) – 317 deaths

    3: St. Louis (MO) and East St. Louis (IL) (May 27, 1896) – 255 deaths

    4: Tupelo, Mississippi (April 5, 1936) – 216 deaths

    5: Gainesville, Georgia (April 6, 1936) – 203 deaths

    6: Woodward, Oklahoma (April 9, 1947) – 181 deaths

    7: Amite (LA) and Purvis (MS) (April 24, 1908) – 143 deaths

    8: New Richmond, Wisconsin (June 12, 1899) – 117 deaths

    9: Flint, Michigan (June 8, 1953) – 116 deaths

    10: Joplin, Missouri (May 22, 2011) – 114 deaths

    – Sources: Storm Prediction Center: The 25 Deadliest U.S. Tornadoes, SPC Annual U.S. Killer Tornado Statistics, Tornado Project, 2012



    …One positive aspect of recent months seemed to be his handling of foreign policy. Secretary of State Harvey Gantt was still trying to get the government of Sudan and representatives of Darfur to form a long enough ceasefire for negotiations to make some inroads, but other than that, the US was seemingly at peace with its fellow nations of the world.

    [snip]

    The President accepted the latest prescription medication with a sigh of complacency. “I wish I didn’t need these.”

    “Has any patient ever not thought that at some point?” his doctor said kindly.

    “You tell me, you’re the doctor here.”

    With a stretch, Wellstone looked at the little bottle of pain relievers meant to combat the recent rise in inflammation and headache. “It’s not just the MS, though,” he said, “It’s the stress from dealing with Dargan and all the Republicans purposely creating gridlock and shooting down every good idea I’ve got. At least the Supreme Court’s on our side. They’ve approved every executive order I’ve passed.”

    “Why aren’t you using substitutes?” Asked the doctor. “State for every time Dargan opposes military budget cuts. Labor for every time Republicans try to reverse pro-labor policies. You know?”

    “I do know. I know that the last time I tried it, Dargan accused me of cowardice for not approaching directly. So this time, I’m meeting with everybody.”

    The doctor finally asked. “Do you really have to do all of that?”

    “If I’m the best one for the job, then I guess so, yes…”

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    U.S. PRESIDENTIAL APPROVAL RATING:

    APPROVE: 53%

    DISAPPROVE: 35%

    UNDECIDED: 12%

    – Gallup national poll, 5/30/2011



    …With the general election being two months away, early polling suggests that the race for control of parliament remains a toss-up…

    – BBC, 1/6/2011 broadcast



    “Yes, I’m meeting with the governors of the Carolinas and the Virginias this week to discuss stronger health education programs. Secretary Huerta is doing something similar with other governors right now. We have to meet with them and work with governors because of how difficult congress has been with us. Under the leadership of Dargan and Webb, the House and Senate have been very uncooperative with this administration. And, as Governor Woods put it the other day, ‘When the federal government fails, the governors must pick up the mantle of democracy and pragmatic action.’ So until the Republicans remember that this isn’t some game, and that the people elected them into a majority because the people want them to work, we have to go around them.”

    – US Secretary of Education Jim Hunt (D-NC) to a reporter for RNS (Real News Service), 6/2/2011



    “It’s back! KFC’s classic Zinger chicken sandwich is back! The delicious chicken breast fillet burger topped with hash brown, cheese, and salsa is now available at all participating KFC outlets in the US and Canada. KFC – It’s finger-lickin’ good!”

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    – KFC commercial, launching the re-introduction of the Zinger sandwich to US outlets due to their popularity in Latin America, first aired 6/6/2011



    DEFENSE SECRETARY JONES TO RESIGN!

    The District of Columbia – Retired US Marine Corps General James Logan Jones Jr. has announced that he is stepping down from his position heading the US Defense Department, reportedly amid internal disagreements with President Wellstone over foreign policy issues, a source close to Jones tells us. According to a second reputable source, Jones and the President have had a falling out over how to best address the crisis unfolding in the Sudanese region of Darfur, in eastern Africa, with Jones reportedly wanting to “put America’s foot down” and Wellstone wanting to attempt a ceasefire and negotiations first…

    The Washington Post, 6/8/2011



    …President Wellstone worked with Democrats in both chambers to keep federal pension plans from being tapped into in order to avoid a deficit in the 2012 budget. He made note of the fact that Republican Senator Jan Brewer of Arizona was a vocal supporter of increasing barriers between employees and their pensions, allegedly for the sake of “protection from fraud.” Rumors that Republicans wanted to impose limitations and caps on lump-sum payouts and monthly annuity payments for federal employees as well as pension contributions caused great concern among these workers, and these concerns only fueled anti-McMaster content ontech…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    THE EDGE

    Premiered: June 18, 2011

    Genre(s): action/adventure/apocalyptic/sci-fi/disaster/survival

    Directed by: Roland Emmerich

    [snip]

    Synopsis:

    Another end-of-the-world thriller by the Master of Disaster himself. In the not-too-distant future, Earth begins to slow down faster than it is supposed to, creating global catastrophes and leading to mass evacuations to bases on Mars and The Moon, while the main characters, a rag-tag team of engineers and industrial designers, work with world leaders and scientists to create and develop moveable, livable housing units to be placed along “The Edge,” the only place on Earth that will be hospitable when the planet’s rotation eventually stops, causing one side of the Earth to be constantly exposed to night, and the other side exposed to sunlight.

    Reception:

    The film performed better than expected at the box office, nearly doubling the money spent on it, and in a case unusual for an Emmerich film, critics viewed it slightly more favorably than audiences. Roger Ebert noted “the premise only covers the first half of this nearly-three-hour-long movie in a type multi-viewpoint manner; the rest actually shows character development as we see how the survivors stuck on The Edge react to perpetual twilight conditions as everything freezes over on one side and everything burns on the other side.” Critics also considered the film’s ending – with survivors making contact with the lunar bases in a way that keeps the door open for a sequel – to be surprising poignant, “combining a warning of environmental awareness with a glimmer of optimism and hope in human ingenuity,” as Variety put it. Conversely, some viewers used to Emmerich’s glitzy action films were underwhelmed by the drama and character development showcased in the second half of the film.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    CO-ANCHOR 1: “More horrifying pictures coming out of Colorado today that highlight the extent of federal government waste occurring under Jackson-Wellstone administration. Look at this. That is Vice President Ross spending his workday lollygagging about in a glen with disease-riddled vermin. Horrible, absolutely atrocious.

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    Ross is known for wasting time, energy and money on personal tastes, on hobbies like carpentering and camping, hosting auctions at poorly-organized charities to showcase is alleged artistic skills, and hosting tours and nature hikes for students instead of teaching them important things like fiscal responsibility and the greatness of America. And now this – cavorting about in a glorified petting zoo, and on a workday, no less!”

    CO-ANCHOR 2: “I agree! This abuse and misuse of time perfectly symbolizes the do-nothing approach of the President and his lackeys. In my opinion, they must be voted out if not impeached before they do more harm to even more of our national institutions!”

    CO-ANCHOR 1: “Yes! Now, we all know that this is clearly the irresponsible spending of taxpayer money, but in accordance with the FCC’s possibly-unconstitutional Fairness Doctrine, we once again present to you the “Alternate Viewpoint” segment of our program, where we allow some bleeding-heart to try and defend the actions of those who are ruining the country. If you want to change the channel or mute the screen or take a snack break or bathroom break, now’s the time to do so. You have 2 full minutes, 120 seconds, we won’t blame or judge you. And now, Alternate Viewpoint.”

    – The Herring Network, 6/30/2011 broadcast



    “Let’s break down your marriages real quick. You first husband a one James Dougherty, which was from 1942 to 1946. Your second husband was Joe DiMaggio, from 1954 to 1955 and again from 1963 to 1967. Between those years you were wed to the writer Arthur Miller, from 1956 to 1961.”

    “Yes, good times. Problematic, hectic, sad in some place, but overall good. At least, that’s how I remember it.”

    “Then you were married to the African-American singer Roy Hamilton.”

    “During what turned out to be the last few weeks of his life.”

    “A terrible tragedy.”

    “I stopped acting for nearly a year.”

    “But you got back into it, and you married Dean Jagger soon afterw – ”

    Yes, yes, and then there was Nick Ray, who also died, then Elia Kazan, then John Huston until his death, too. That was when all those Black Widow jokes began in earnest, the paparazzi bastards. After Huston, it was Montaud, and now – and for forever – it’s Harry, Harry Belafonte.”

    “But are there any other men you almost married that most don’t know about?”

    “Well, I think everybody fantasizes about marrying their boyfriend, or girlfriend if that’s the case, just to see if they like what they’re imagining. And while working on sets, if one of the actors removed their shirt, I’d, h, well let’s say I’d think about marrying him. Overall, I must have had crushes on, or had lusted over, maybe, at least – well, dozens at least. And, I’ll admit, there’s a little list in my head of who I would have wanted to at the very least do dinner with. Charles Bickford, for instance. Charles Laughton and Clifford Odets, may they rest in peace. Zero Mostel was another, but he was happily married for years. Eli Wallach, Charles Boyer, and Jean Renoir even. All very charming men. But I’m not thinking of ‘doing dinner’ with anyone but my husband and my husband only from now on. Harry’s the one for me.”

    – Marilyn Monroe interview, thehollywoodreporter.cco.usa, posted 7/1/2011



    MUSICIAN TOBY KEITH LAUNCHED WHITE HOUSE BID

    …country music singer-songwriter Toby Keith has thrown his cowboy hat into the Presidential ring. After weeks of criticizing the Wellstone administration for its foreign and domestic policies, Keith is officially breaking from the Democratic Party, has switched his voter registration to the Republican Party, and is officially running for the 2012 GOP nomination for President. Keith, who, in his announcement speech, expressed disappointment in “the shriveled-up Sensible Centrist wing” of the Democratic Party, made the announcement outside the Wilkerson Arena Sports Stadium, where he had concluded a tour promoting his latest album. Keith also announced “I’ll be taking a break from professional music making. If the people want me to, it’ll be a hiatus or four, or maybe even eight years.” To prove that he is a serious candidate, Keith purchased the netsite domain name Keith2012.co.usa; said site went up within hours of his presidential campaign launch, complete with several policy tabs and a donations page...

    The Oklahoma Daily, 7/5/2011



    U.S. PRESIDENTIAL APPROVAL RATING:

    APPROVE: 52%

    DISAPPROVE: 34%

    UNDECIDED: 14%

    – Gallup national poll, 7/11/2011



    …In international news, the President of South Africa is making progress in renegotiating their government’s contract with the Italian cultivation company Unigra amid rising claims of locals being cheated and abused, with claims that the company failed to create local jobs and have damaged local areas and communities, creating bad publicity for Unigra…

    – BBC World News, 15/7/2011 broadcast



    SOURCE: HOUSE DEMOCRATS SHELVE PROPOSED CREATOR PROTECTION BILL “FOR NOW”

    …Copyright is work of the arts, patents are for inventions, and a trademark is for a brand... According to the close source, House Democrats had been working on the bill since just before the midterms, and had modeled it after a similar bill that was passed in New York last year. “The leading members of the House Democrats are hoping it will become a plank of the national party’s platform at the 2012 DNC,” says the reputable source…

    The Los Angeles Times, 7/16/2011



    …When we finally establish permanent lunar bases on Mars and The Moon, we must remember to teach the children who grow up at those bases – who end up being conceived, born, raised, and educated at those bases – that Earth is the Mother World for humanity, that it is their true origin, their true home planet. It will make it so much easier for the people on Earth, and for businesses. With the proper mindset, that they live in a galactic community, they will comply with orders from Earth to send back to us any valuable metal and other precious elements mined on their “home” solar system bodies. And it will nip calls for “home”-rule for bases right in the bud to boot!...

    – John McAfee’s autobiography Outer Space Deserves More Iguanas: My Life Being Me, numerous on-net publication sites, 2022



    As the summer of 2011 continued to unfold, the GOP primary field continued beginning to form, with candidates either fully embracing a faction – most notably, the libertarian and populist factions – or attempting to bridge the divide between the factions. Across the party, candidates that had already officially launched their candidacies such as Toby Keith, Gary Johnson, and Harley Brown sought to appeal to blue-collar, working-class voters by focusing on issues that directly affected them – food prices, gas, insurance, and tax rates required to cover the budget and UHC. …Despite Keith’s background as a performer, he made no outlandish campaign promises in an endeavor to be “fun” or seem “cool.” The musician was running a “dead serious” campaign, as his campaign manager told The Post in late July...

    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    …with Toby Keith putting his music career on hold to run for President, other Republican hopefuls are claiming that radio stations playing his music are putting them at an unfair disadvantage. The incident is reminiscent of when Colonel Sanders ran for Governor in 1955, and Kentucky Democrats requested a court injunction to limit radio broadcasting of KFC commercials. The courts threw out the case, and KFC avoided a repeat of the incident by airing Colonel-free commercials during The Colonel’s Presidential bid and scaling back the use of his likeness during his Presidential years. And now, it seems that history could repeat itself if Mr. Keith’s political opponents take these radio stations to court for violating FCC equal-time rules, which very well could happen…

    – NBC News, 7/28/2011 broadcast



    MALCOLM X, LIFELONG HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST, DIES AT 86

    ...after a year of poor health, the controversial Muslim minister, Black Nationalist and social commentator passed away from natural causes, according to an official statement released to the press by his youngest son. …X’s passing comes ten months after Betty Shabazz, his wife of 52 years, died from diabetes-related complications at the age of 76...

    The New York Times, 8/2/2011



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    MALCOLM X “ALIVE” CONSPIRACY THEORY RESURFACES AFTER “BODY DOUBLE” SPOTTED IN CANCUN

    The Sun, UK tabloid, 12/12/2016



    “Malcolm X’s a great guy. I thought it was weird that his funeral was private. Nobody saw a body or anything. I’m happy to see I wasn’t the only one who thought that, so if I’m crazy, at least I’m not crazy and alone. And, you know, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did fake his death, even if it makes no sense. I don’t know why he’d do that, what he’d get out of it, but if he did fake his death, he must have had his reasons.”

    – Tupac Shakur, 2021 interview



    SOURCE(S)/NOTE(S)
    [1] OTL Paul Krugman quote, found on the wiki article for the proposed “trillion-dollar coin”!
    [2] Italicized passages are from the wiki article mentioned in source [1]
    [3] IOTL, Rukavina really was friends with Paul Wellstone, and was arrested for drunk driving in 2004
    [4] Italicized parts are from here: http://www.schoolsmatter.info/2013/12/paul-wellstone-is-more-prescient-than.html
    [5] IOTL, Culver’s currently (by which, in this instance, I mean to say “as of 2020”) has 771 spots in 25 states with, 26 more spots under construction.
    [6] The italicized segments are from here: http://www.schoolsmatter.info/2013/12/paul-wellstone-is-more-prescient-than.html
    [7] How the internet works in OTL! Really!
    [8] Several years earlier than in OTL, but farther away from Block Island, meaning the view is not so damaged/interrupted as it is in OTL.
    [9] Further details can be found here: https://news.northeastern.edu/2020/...om-of-the-ocean-hes-building-one-that-floats/
    [10] The parts that are in italics were pulled from here: http://www.governorharley.com/us.htm
    [11] Italicized bits are from his OTL autobiography https://www.google.com/books/edition/Wellington_Webb/nYw_NaCgJuMC?hl=en&gbpv=0, page 35
    [12] OTL event!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_B-47_disappearance
    [13] For further details, see the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_in_Morocco#Trade_with_the_EU (basically, as mentioned briefly in previous chapter’s Morocco’s economic strength is fairly similar to IOTL in regards to composition, but is much stronger due to the stabilization of Libya and the pro-free trade policies implemented by UK Prime Minister John Lennon)
    [14] As mentioned in previous chapters.

    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: Soon!
     
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  • Chapter 102: August 2011 – February 2012

    “Believe you can overcome, and half the battle’s already won.”

    – Jesse Jackson (ITTL)



    HRC DECLINES PRESIDENTIAL BID

    …“I was looking forward to running in the primaries next year, but with my daughter’s cancer diagnosis, my priorities have shifted. Her cancer is aggressive, and I want to be there for her, like my husband George and my son Bill. Family has to come first.” Despite her declination, Senator Rodham-Clinton may still accept the VP spot on the 2012 Republican ticket…

    – The Kingsport Times-News, Tennessee newspaper, 8/5/2011



    …moderate former Governor Bart Gordon of Tennessee has just announced that he will oppose President Wellstone in next year’s Presidential primaries...

    – KNN Breaking News, 8/6/2011 broadcast



    …Media speculation concerning a more moderate Democrat challenging President Wellstone often looked to individuals such as US Senator Kent Conrad of North Dakota (b. 1948), who was known for his deep understanding of monetary and budget concerns. Other rumored potential challengers were US Senators Lou D’Alessandro of New Hampshire (b. 1938) and Jack Mudd of Montana (b. 1943). John Georges of Louisiana (b. 1960), who had serve for less than half of one term in the US Senate before resigning for a CEO position, was a preferred choice among some wealthy Democratic party donors, but he denied interest. Gatefold Galbraith, the populist Governor of Kentucky, repeatedly expressed interest in the idea, but did not throw his iconic hat into the ring that summer. Instead, the person who did try to unseat the progressive incumbent was Bart Gordon (b. 1949), who had served in the US House from 1985 to 2003 before serving as Governor of Tennessee from 2003 to 2007.

    Gordon’s long-shot campaign focused on addressing fiscal issues while still defending certain tax changes made under President Wellstone, arguing that the Commander-in-Chief went “too far” at times, opposed his cuts to military spending, and believed that Wellstone did not support NASA enough. While most leading Democrats did not “legitimize” his campaign by acknowledging its existence at first, others in the party were quick to condemn Gordon not for challenging the President, but for his voting record – during his time in congress, Gordon did not vote in favor of the Universal Healthcare Act of 1990, and had voted against two separate major anti-hate crime bills. [1]

    Meanwhile, Republicans were ebullient at Gordon’s announcement. Many in the party hope that this would make the incumbent more vulnerable, distract him from challenging their attack on him during the primary season, and in the end improve the GOP’s chances of winning back the White House. Gordon having the ability to appeal to Republican voters in his many past runs for public office only contributed to the GOP’s rising feelings of optimism...

    – Richard Ben Cramer’s What It Takes: Roads to The White House, Sunrise Publications, 2011 edition



    ELECTION RESULTS: LABOUR RETURNS TO POWER WITH SMALL MAJORITY

    …Mary Creagh led the Labour Party to victory over Michael Heseltine and the Conservative Party earlier tonight. With just a handful of seats left undeclared at the moment, BBC forecasts a Labour majority of just 11; if current counting trends continue in the currently outstanding seats, that number could be as high as 18 at the most, analysts say. …Under Lynne Featherstone, the Liberal Democrats have gained one seat, while the two far-left parties (Green, led by Caroline Lucas, and United Kingdom Intrepid Progressive, led by Peter Bevan-Baker) retained their number of seats (3 each)…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 11/8/2011



    SENATOR RANDY BROCK ANNOUNCES WHITE HOUSE BID, JOINING A (PRESUMABLY) CROWDED FIELD

    …it is most likely that not all candidates have officially entered the race, as it has been typical – since the formation of the modern primary system in the 1970s – to wait until after Independence Day of the previous year to formally launch a White House bid...

    The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio newspaper, 8/18/2011



    ROBERT MAXWELL IS DEAD AT 88

    …the controversial media mogul almost had to sell most of his successful businesses to cover debts tied to his flamboyant lifestyle. His media and publishing empire approached death’s door again in 2000, when the millennium recession of the late 1990s saw his publishing empire almost collapse from financial strain. However, coverage of the SARS virus spreading out from the 2002 Winter Olympics allowed sales and viewership to increase, and the inability to perform man-on-the-street news during emergency shutdowns led to huge payroll furloughs allowing company to pay off the banks with the debt it owed. The millionaire mogul’s passing leaves behind a void in the world of media and messaging that may never be filled with a man as unique as Mr. Maxwell…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 19/8/2011



    MAYOR LOVE RE-ELECTED, 65%-35%

    …The Mayor of Montgomery win by a wide margin over city councilman Will Boyd after Love, who is considered by many in the state GOP to be a “rising star,” repeatedly promised to serve a full second term, saying last week “my only focus is serving the good people of this city for the next four years”…

    – The Montgomery Advertiser, Alabama newspaper, 8/23/2011



    1977-1995: 54) Emory McCord Folmar (R, 1930-2011)
    – previously served on the city council from 1975 to 1977; oversaw economic growth and many years of business development; overseeing the mass arrest of young concert-goers set the tone for his tenure; fiscally and socially conservative; known for making multiple bigoted remarks during his tenure; unsuccessfully ran for a U.S. Senate seat in 1980; lost re-election

    1977 (special): Frank Sego (I), Barbara P. Mays (I), Raymond C. Weaver (I) and William H. Crane (I)

    1979: unopposed

    1983: Franklin H. James (D)

    1987: James Wilson (I)

    1991: James Wilson (I) and Karen Mellos (I)

    1995-2007: 53) Bobby Neal Bright Sr. (D, b. 1952) – former lawyer, farmer, and political organizer for local moderate Democrats; won election in an upset, possibly due to low turnout and inaccurate/lackluster polling; revitalized the city’s downtown and riverfront areas; balanced the city’s budget every year, improving the city’s credit rating; retired to successfully run for a U.S. House seat in 2008

    1995: Emory McCord Folmar (R)

    1999: Harri Anne Smith (R)

    2003: Scott Simmons (I)

    2007-2014: 54) Jay K. Love Jr. (R, b. 1968) – former manager of several Dr. Sub’s franchises from 1992 to 2007; previously served in the state House from 2002 to 2007; resigned after successfully running for a seat in the U.S. House, where he served from 2015 to 2019; lost a bid for the Republican nomination for Governor in 2018

    2007: Michael Briddell (D)

    2011: Will Boyd (D)

    2014-2014: Acting) Willie Cook (D) – city’s first American-American Mayor; previously served on the city council from 1999 to 2014 and as City Council President from 2012 to 2014; lost election bid to serve for the remainder of Love’s term

    2014-present: 55) Jon Dow (D, b. 1970) – city’s first popularly elected African-American Mayor; previously served on the city council from 2000 to 2014; focused on housing, elder care, and neighborhood safety

    2014 (special): Willie Cook (D), J. E. “Jay” King (R), Hobson Cox (D), Victorrus Felder (I), and Elton Dean (I)

    2015: Artur Davis (R)

    2019: Artur Davis (R) and Ed Crowell (I)

    – ourcampaigns.com, c. 7/4/2021



    Hurricane Irene’s trajectory was atypical as it skewed straight to the north, wavering only to the northwest at the start of its formation on August 21 and to the northeast after passing into Canada. During its time in the US, it roared clean through the eastern states, endangering over 65 million people from South Carolina to Vermont. Fortunately, the playbooks of the Bellamy, Iacocca and Jackson administrations allowed Wellstone’s administration to effectively oversee emergency evacuation procedures and shelter-in-place prep assistance. In most at-risk states, the National Guard troops were deployed to assist people in flood-prone areas both before and after its arrival.

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    By the time the Hurricane dissipated on August 30, the damage was clearly evident. Across Puerto Rico, nearly 1 million American citizens were without power and much farmland was damaged by flooding; similar conditions were found across the American mainland. Immediately, airlift rescue and relief operations commenced, with the National Guard working with ODERCA to clear debris and organize survivor relief efforts. Various organizations, including KFC, the New Hampshire state militia, and many charity groups also contributed to donations of food, clothing, and medical supplies to those left homeless by the destruction of a hurricane so severe – 33 fatalities total, $12.9billion in damages – that the World Meteorological Organization retired its name.

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    ANCHOR: “In political news, Illinois Senator Jim Edgar, who is contemplating another bid for the Presidency, is being criticized by his fellow Republicans for praising President Wellstone’s quick response to flood problems in the northeast in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Irene battering the East Coast.”

    STAN JONES (in footage): “The Republican party is no place for bleeding hearts, Democrat plants, or fascism sympathizers. This is just another example of Senator Edgar being out of step and out of touch with the values of the GOP.”

    ANCHOR: “The backlash prompted Edgar to say the following earlier today:”

    EDGAR (in footage): “While I agree with Wellstone’s leadership skills, I oppose his fiscal opinions. Essentially, to borrow a phrase from Colonel Sanders, ‘I like how he cooks, but I don’t like what he’s serving.’”

    – NBC, 9/2/2011 broadcast



    BERT T. COMBS, FORMER KY GOVERNOR, HAS DIED AT 100

    Manchester, KY – A spokesperson for the family of former Governor Bert Combs today announced that the retired politician passed away from natural causes yesterday afternoon, less than a month after celebrating his 100th birthday …Bertram Thomas Combs was born on August 13, 1911 in Manchester and served in World War Two before beginning a career in law and then politics …Combs succeeded Colonel Sanders (who also lived to be 100 years old) to the Governorship and served from December 1959 to December 1967… A forward-thinking Democrat, his policies improved the lives of his fellow Kentuckians during the turbulent times of the 1960s; he later ran for the Presidency and for a seat in the US Senate…

    The Louisville Times, Kentucky newspaper, 9/3/2011



    …Ahead of the winter pre-primary debates, Senator Weld laid out a specific outline for revenue and spending for the first year of his tenure in the White House if he were elected. Governor Johnson released three versions of a less detailed outline three weeks later for the first two years of his hypothetical time in office; the versions covered how he’d govern with a Democratic, Republican, or split Congress. Weld emphasized simplified the tax code and changing the tax bracket system from nine brackets to six, while Johnson’s outlines emphasized his hands-off approach to governing...

    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    …And in political news, the Republican-majority congress has voted down proposed legislation that would have expanded the powers of child protection services and granted the federal HHS Department certain rights concerning suspicion of child endangerment. The Child Protection Improvement Bill was introduced and co-sponsored by Democratic lawmakers who expected Republicans to support it in light of its nonpartisan and apolitical subject matter...

    – CBS Evening News, 9/8/2011



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    – President Wellstone lambasting the GOP’s obstructionism at a White House press briefing, 9/9/2011



    “I try to see the goodness in all people, but sometimes that’s a lot harder than you’d think it would be. …House Speaker Dorgan seems to be the kind of fella who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big. No matter who can be helped, Dorgan does not want to play ball. That is very disappointing and disheartening, but not discouraging. I still think we can find some way to get good legislation through. We just need to look for that way better.”

    – Vice President Bob Ross, 9/10/2011



    …On September 12, Republicans finally agreed to the 2012 budget layout. The agreement was to $2.9trillion actual in September, and was made official just before the 2012 fiscal year, which began on October 1, 2011 and lasted until September 30, 2012. The budget plan focused on several minor details and a few major talking points as well. Taxation remained as it was in 2010 for the 2011 budget, except with entitlement programs losing some funding, and with more funds being relegated to research funding and defense spending for the military, amounting to an increase of nearly $11.1billion. However, Wellstone was not as upset by this number and some thought he would be, because, according to his autobiography, he originally believed that Republicans would demand no less than $20.5billion in military spending, and so considered this to be a “victory” of sorts….

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    …Uncle Yosef sneered at the TV screen. “Why are you watching that?”

    “Tradition,” Father shrugged, “I’ve been watching these things every year, for as long as I can remember. They’re always so uplifting.”

    Uncle Yosef continued, “‘The Chicken Dinner Summits.’ Heh! They always make it out to be this big thing, but there’s rarely any big names attached to it. It’s always just a bunch of Mayors, city aldermen and local rabbis and imams that nobody knows or even cares about, and you forget about them right after the whole things done.”

    “But you remember what they’ve said. That’s the part that’s important.”

    Somewhat bitterly, Uncle Yosef scoffed, “Don’t kid yourself, brother. The whole ‘delicate peace’ thing is a sham.”

    Father turned to look at him. “Now how can you say when you live in a place that was once nothing but desert?”

    “Israeli terraformation technology built those cities. The Palestinians only contributed this or that.”

    “‘This or that’? Try ‘half the laborers’!”

    “Where’d you read that?”

    “The technet!”

    “Nah, I read ontech that you can’t believe half the things you read ontech.” The sound of applause on the screen interrupted their argument, but Uncle Yosef was still steaming. Soon he renewed the debate by saying “My neighbor’s kid was playing ‘war’ with some friends the other day. They thought it was fun when one of them stuffed a red cloth into the front of his shirt and another pulled it out like he was ripping out his entrails. They got into an argument over how many suicide bombings each one was allowed to make before playing dead.” He shook his head. “The younger generation just don’t know how bad war is. Personally, I blame these lovey-dovey annual speeches making everyone all soft. And all those American movies that glorify war. Ever since North Korea fell, they’ve been really cocky over there.”

    “Hollywood. Really. Even with Israel promoting more domestically-made anti-war films lately?”

    “Eh. Have you watched any recently?”

    “I’ve been busy.”

    Finally, I asked, “Uncle Yosef, how are the dinner summits sham?”

    “Tamar,” Father said.

    My Uncle turned to me and answered, “It’s all a veil, a lie, a deception, because most religiously-motivated attacks on Jewish people go unreported by media. Middle Eastern governments have collectively chosen to ignore a steady rise in what our own government calls ‘acts of hatred.’ And they ignore the rise for the sake of economic stability, because if they addressed, they’d be admitting that the peace talks worked too well.”

    “Yosef!” Father exclaimed.

    “The governments tied to the Atlanta Treaty are too afraid of disrupting precious economic lines to address lingering religious extremism,” he turned to the screen once more, “it’s all smiles on the national stage, all to mask the truth.”

    “That’s enough, Yosef!” Father stood. “You’ve been reading too many ontech conspiracy theories.”

    “Can you prove it?”

    “Everyone proves it every day. Both of our families live next to Muslims. You remember the Awads next door? They’re good people. We have no reason to oppose them. We pray in different ways to different higher powers, but every time there’s a community get-together, you can bet that no acts of hatred break out, because people are more alike you think they are.”

    “You’re just fortunate to have good neighbors. Not everyone’s so lucky. Remember Moshe Segal, from school? He lives in a low-end district south of Jerusalem. He got rolled by some Muslims last week. Broke a rib bone. Nobody in the news reported it.”

    As their argument continued on. When it became apparent the debate on the success of the Atlanta Treaty was going to take a while, I went into my bedroom and continued watching the 2011 Summit on my lapcomp…

    – Tamar Kohen’s A Mix of Flavors, 2021 autobiography



    ARE LABOR UNIONS TOO POWERFUL?

    Also in this issue:

    Medical Breakthrough Sparks Hope For Diabetics

    Stay Tacky, Niagara Falls

    Why We Need More BLUTAGO Health Data

    Should It Be Legal To Have A Pet Deer?

    Halifax’s Rising Music Scene

    The Walrus, Canadian general-interest magazine, September 2011 issue



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    – Governor and Presidential candidate Gary Johnson (R-NM) speaking to the press after giving a speech in Manchester, New Hampshire, 9/26/2011



    “Individual liberties have their limitations. Self-mutilation, killing small animals or starting small fires in the privacy of one’s own home, drinking while driving, these all affect only yourself. But abortion affects another individual – the baby!”

    – Governor Mary Starrett (R-OR), 9/27/2011



    MAYOR SULLIVAN DECLARES AN “EMERGENCY SITUATION” FOR ANCHORAGE

    …The Frontier State’s largest city is facing an “energy crisis,” says Anchorage Mayor D. A. Sullivan (R). “The situation calls for immediate action to curb worrisome trends.” Sullivan noted that with natural gas reserves in Cook Inlet dwindling and domestic demand for oil and gas continuing to decline in the lower 48, the city must “diversify” its economy by bringing in more businesses from outside the coal, oil, and gas industries. Sullivan proposes reforming the city’s tax system to encourage businesses coming to Anchorage as well as promoting “home-grown” business development efforts…

    – The Ketchikan Daily News, Alaska newspaper, 9/28/2011



    Mayors of ANCHORAGE (Alaska)

    9/16/1975-12/31/1981: 29) George Murray Sullivan (R, 1922-2009) – first mayor of consolidated Anchorage; former manager of a freight company; previously served on the city council and in the state House; appointed by the Governor, then elected to two full three-year terms; supported anti-discrimination laws, historic preservation efforts, and beautification projects; retired

    1975 (blanket): Jack Roderick (D), Dan Bell (I) and Harry Donahue (I)
    1975 (runoff): Jack Roderick (D)

    1978 (blanket): Dave Rose (R), Dick Fischer (I), Bill Barnes (D) and Harry Donahue (I)
    1978 (runoff): unnecessary due to Sullivan receiving over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1/1/1982-12/31/1987: 30) Joseph Lynn “Joe” Hayes (R, 1930-2018) – previously served in the state House and as the Speaker of the state House; opposed BLUTAGO rights; lost re-election as the price of oil decreased, damaging the local economy

    1981 (blanket): Tony Knowles (D) and Dave Walsh (I)
    1981 (runoff): Tony Knowles (D)

    1984 (blanket): Katie Hurley (D), Mary Jane O’Brannon (Liberty) and Sylvester Lawson (I)
    1984 (runoff): Katie Hurley (D)

    1/1/1988-12/31/1993: 31) Henry Aristide “Red” Boucher Jr. (D, 1921-2009) – previously served on the Fairbanks City Council from 1961 to 1964, as the Mayor of Fairbanks from 1966 to 1970, as an advisor to Vice President Gravel from 1973 to 1975, in the state House from 1977 to 1981, and as Lieutenant Governor from 1982 to 1986; worked with Governor Ross on multiple projects; retired to unsuccessfully run for Governor in 1994

    1987 (blanket): Joseph Lynn “Joe” Hayes (R), Homer Miracle (I) and Aaron Belzer (Liberty)
    1987 (runoff): Joseph Lynn “Joe” Hayes (R)

    1990 (blanket): Craig Campbell (R), Larry Baker (I) and Michael “Mafia Mike” Von Gnatensky (I)
    1990 (runoff): Craig Campbell (R)

    1/1/1994-12/31/2005: 32) Pegge Begich (D, b. 1938) – city’s first female Mayor; wife of former longtime US Representative Nicholas J. Begich Sr.; expanded city beautification efforts and improved infrastructure aspects; controversially cancelled a major road expansion proposal amid natural habitat concerns; performed poorly in the 2005 debates; lost re-election, coming in fourth place in the blanket primary

    1993 (blanket): Rick Mystrom (R), Jason Bean (Terrain) and Heather Flynn (I)
    1993 (runoff): Rick Mystrom (R)

    1996 (blanket): David G. Walker (R) and Bob Bell (R)
    1996 (runoff): David G. Walker (R)

    1999 (blanket): David “Dave” Donley (R), Jack Frost (Glacier) and Georgia Mario (I)
    1999 (runoff): unnecessary due to Begich receiving over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2002 (blanket): Andree McLeod (R) and Dustin T. Darden (Alaskan Independence)
    2002 (runoff): unnecessary due to Begich receiving over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1/1/2006-12/31/2008: 32) Paul Honeman (I) – spent years in law enforcement as a Federal Police Officer and at the Anchorage Police Department; former city director of public affairs; emphasized crime reduction efforts; lost re-election in the blanket primary and was not allowed by city law to mount a write-in campaign for the runoff

    2005 (blanket): Tom Fink (R), Pete Kott (R) and Pegge Begich (D)
    2005 (runoff): Tom Fink (R)

    1/1/2009-12/31/2017: 33) Daniel Albert Sullivan (R, b. 1951) – former businessman; previously served in the Anchorage Assembly; son of the city’s 29th Mayor; struggled to address regional energy price crisis as national and partially-global trends combined with dwindling reserves contributed to rising unemployment rates; lost re-election in an upset over him replacing the city’s property taxes with a flat sales tax

    2008 (blanket): Daniel Scott Sullivan (R), Paul Honeman (I), Brobert James “Joker” Lupo Sr. (Veterans’) and Theresa Obermeyer (D)
    2008 (runoff): Daniel Scott Sullivan (R)

    2011 (blanket): Thomas Higgins (I) and Eric Croft (D)
    2011 (runoff): unnecessary due to Sullivan receiving over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2014 (blanket): Phil Isley (I), Amy Demboski (R) and Jacob Seth Kern (D)
    2014 (runoff): Amy Demboski (R) (Phil Isley withdrew and was replaced by the next-place finisher, in adherence to city law)

    1/1/2018-present: 34) Walter Carleton “Walt” Monegan III (R, b. 1951) – previously served as the city’s Chief of Police, as the Commissioner of the state Department of Corrections, and as the Commissioner of the state Department of Public Safety; is of Tlingit and Yupik ancestry; unseated incumbent in an upset; currently attempting to lower taxes without inhibiting the city’s police force, endeavoring to strike a balance between welcoming in new businesses and investors without making the city a “tax haven” of sorts; incumbent

    2017 (blanket): Daniel Albert Sullivan (R), Johnny Ellis (D) and Paul Kendall (R)
    2017 (runoff): Daniel Albert Sullivan (R)

    2020 (blanket): Colleen Sullivan-Leonard (R), Rebecca Logan (R) and Forrest Dunbar (D)
    2020 (runoff): Colleen Sullivan-Leonard (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    …Ahead of the 2013 general election, the economy of Canada was stable, with trade relations with the US, Greenland and the UK being steady and secure. Maureen McTeer, one of the dominion’s longest-serving Prime Ministers, was still popular, and showed no signs of wanting to replicate John Lennon’s tenure and leave office after roughly a decade in power. With Darrell Dexter, Guy Caron, Charlie Angus, and Nathan Cullen being the only members of her cabinet to resign in the past year, and over differing political ideologies, her administration was viewed as strong and sturdy by a majority of Canadians. At the time, many were certain that she would lead the Progressive Liberals to another term in 2013 over George Rogers (of the Progressive Conservatives), Jacques Duchesneau (of the Quebec Party) and David Chernushenko (of the Green Party)…

    – Richard Johnston’s The Canadian Party System: An Analytic History, UBC Press, 2017



    BRING AMERICA BACK

    – “Harley Brown for President” slogan, chanted at a Brown2012 rally in Denver, Colorado, 10/1/2011



    …And in technology-related news, Illinois’ legislature has passed a state law requiring companies to, quote, “obtain written permission before collecting a person’s fingerprints, facial scans or other identifying biological characteristics,” unquote, amid rising fears of the possibly negative results of the recent advancements of face recognition software and technology…

    – KNN, 10/2/2011 broadcast



    “…And in political news, the US House has passed the Domestic Fuels Protection Bill, which was passed by the US Senate earlier this year. The bill aims to protect domestic sellers and producers of clean fuels from liability to end-users who put the wrong kind of fuel or fuel mix into their tanks and suffer damage to their engines. The idea is to ensure that domestic producers of alternative fuel and related equipment aren’t put out of business due to crippling liability claims...” [2]

    – ABC News, 10/4/2011 broadcast




    …In Knoxville, the mayoral blanket primary election was held on September 27. Because incumbent Madeline Anne Rogero won that contest with 52% of the vote, she was declared the winner; thus, there was no need for a runoff to held in November…

    [snip]

    …In Memphis, incumbent Edmund Ford Sr. won a third term in a landslide on October 6. Ford, a moderate Democrat, won over perennial candidate Robert Hodges, an Independent better known by his moniker “Prince Mongo.” A satirical candidate known for his eccentric public persona and for owning several local nightclubs, Hodges – who, as Prince Mongo, claims to be from “the Planet Zambodia” and can use “alien spirits” to save Memphis from natural disasters – has run for numerous public offices since the 1970s and has never won. However, this election was the closest he has ever gotten to winning, as he advanced from a blanket primary to a runoff after more serious mayoral candidates failed to best the flamboyant “Prince Mongo” for second place. The upset results were due to divided opposition, as several serious anti-Ford candidates were in the race instead of a single candidate; as a result, the anti-Ford vote was scattered, and Hodges made it into the runoff with only 7% of the blanket primary vote, with the third-party finisher receiving 6% of the vote. Ford, who refused to debate Hodges, won re-election with 79% of the vote, versus Hodges’ 21% of the vote – the highest percentage Hodges has ever won in an election. Like the dates for the terms of other mayoral seats in Tennessee, Ford’s third term will begin on January 1, 2012, and will end on January 1, 2016…

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa/sort_by_state/Tennessee/mayors/2011, c. 10/7/2011



    Mayors of KNOXVILLE

    1972-1976: 64) Kyle Copenhaver Testerman (R, 1934-2015) – former lawyer and businessman; previously served on the city council; lost re-election

    1971: Leonard Reid Rogers (D)

    1976-1980: 65) Randell “Randy” Tyree (D, b. 1940) – previously worked as a police officer and then as police commissioner; elected Mayor at the age of 34; lost re-election

    1975: Kyle Copenhaver Testerman (R)

    1980-1988: 66) Kyle Copenhaver Testerman (R, 1934-2015) – sought to address the city’s rising homelessness problem; established term limits; retired

    1979: Randall “Randy” Tyree (D)

    1983: Arnold Joseph Zandi (D)

    1988-1996: 67) Randell “Randy” Tyree (D, b. 1940) – established blanket primary system; retired

    1987: Boyce McCall (R)

    1991: Victor H. Ashe (R)

    1996-2004: 68) Boyce McCall (R) – previously served on the city council from 1979 to 1987; promoted privatization; term-limited

    1995: George Alexander Hamilton Sr. (D)

    1999: Randell “Randy” Tyree (D)

    2004-2008: 69) Donald McFolin (R) – promoted tax cuts; lost re-election over declining quality of local social programs

    2003: Daniel T. Brown (D)

    2008-2016: 70) Madeline Anne Rogero (D, b. 1952) – city’s first female Mayor; previously worked as a community development director, non-profit executive, urban and regional planner, and community volunteer; previously served on the Knox County Commission from 1990 to 1998 and on the city council from 1999 to 2007; oversaw pension plan reform; term-limited

    2007: Donald McFolin (R)

    2011: Ivan Harmon (D)

    2016-present: 71) Marshall Stair (D) – previously served on the city council from 2011 to 2015; incumbent

    2015: Joe Hultquist (D)

    2019: Donald McFolin (R)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    Mayors of MEMPHIS

    1964-1972: 56) William W. Farris (D) – won election by taking a stronger stance on addressing anti-war activists during the then-ongoing Cuba War; due to winning on a plurality, agreed with city council to amend election system in exchange for them approving a spending bill; narrowly won re-election over a conservative white supremacist after recognizing the city’s sanitation workers union, leading to said workers agreeing to a five-year CBA, which ended a notable strike two weeks ahead of the runoff; retired to successfully run for a U.S. House seat

    1963: William B. Ingram (I) and M. A. Hinds (I)

    1967 (primary): Henry Loeb (D), Hunter Lane (I) and O. E. Oxley (I)
    1967 (runoff): Henry Loeb (D)

    1972-1976: 57) W. Otis Higgs (D, 1937-2013) – lawyer; previously served on the city council from 1968 to 1972; narrowly lost re-election due to unpopular spending and taxation measures and voter fatigue; lost bids for the U.S. House in 1978 and 1980; later served in the state Senate from 1987 to 2007

    1971 (primary): A. W. Willis (D), William Morris (I) and Hunter Lane (I)
    1971 (runoff): A. W. Willis (D)

    1976-1980: 58) Thomas Edwin “Pete” Sisson (R, 1927-2009) – previously served on the city council from 1968 to 1972 and as the City Commissioner for the Memphis Department of Public Works from 1972 to 1976; lost re-election (finishing narrowly in third place, and thus failing to advance to a runoff round)

    1975 (primary): W. Otis Higgs (D) and Kenneth Austin Turner (I)
    1975 (runoff): W. Otis Higgs (D)

    1980-1992: 59) James Oglethorpe Patterson Jr. (D, 1935-2011) – former attorney and mortician; previously served in the state House from 1973 to 1975, and in the state Senate from 1975 to 1979; city’s first African-American Mayor; was noticeably to the right of his party; consecrated a Holiness Pentecostal minister two weeks after leaving office; openly considered and expressed interest in running for President in 2000, either as an independent or as a third-party candidate, and on a heavily-religious platform, but ultimately decided not to and instead endorsed Jesse Jackson, only to become increasingly critical of President Jackson’s policies and actions by the end of his life

    1979 (primary): Lillard Anthony Watts (D), Thomas Edwin “Pete” Sisson (R) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1979 (runoff): Lillard Anthony Watts (D)

    1983 (primary): Wallace Madewell (I) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1983 (runoff): unnecessary, as Patterson received over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1987 (primary): John N. Ford (D), Dedrick “Teddy” Withers (D), Walter Franklin (I) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1987 (runoff): John N. Ford (D)

    1992-1996: 60) Mike Cody (D, b. 1936) – African-American; previously served as a US Attorney for the Western District of Tennessee from 1977 to 1981, as the state Attorney General from 1983 to 1987, and as a city council member from 1987 to 1991; lost re-election in an upset, possibly as part of the post-Iacocca Assassination “sympathy wave” that many Republican candidates benefited from that year.

    1991 (primary): D’Army Bailey (I), John Baker (R) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1991 (runoff): D’Army Bailey (I)

    1996-2004: 61) Thomas Edwin “Pete” Sisson (R, 1927-2009) – successfully mounted a political comeback by emphasizing his fiscal record; focused on improving city infrastructure; was criticized for his handling of the SARS Pandemic; retired due to declining health

    1995 (primary): Mike Cody (D), John Willingham (R), Mary Rose McCormick (I), Richard Stringer (I) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1995 (runoff): Mike Cody (D)

    1999 (primary): Minerva Johnican (D), Shepperson “Shep” Wilbun (D), Gus Giovannetti, Jr. (I) and Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)
    1999 (runoff): Minerva Johnican (D)

    2004-2020: 62) Edmund Ford Sr. (D, b. 1955) – African-American; previously worked as a freelance embalmer and previously served on the city council from 1999 to 2003; is a member of the Ford political family of Tennessee; lost re-election due to voter fatigue

    2003 (primary): William L. “Bill” Gibbons (R), Randle Catron (D), Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I) and Mary Taylor-Shelby Wright (R)
    2003 (runoff): William L. “Bill” Gibbons (R)

    2007 (primary): Ernest Lunati (R), Carol Chumney (D), Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I), Herman Morris (I) and Laura David Aaron (I)
    2007 (runoff): unnecessary, as Ford received over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2011 (primary): Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I), James Harvey (D), Sharon A. Webb (R), Kenneth Whalum Jr. (D), Kenneth B. Robinson (I), Myron Lowery (D), Roosevelt Jamison (I) and Charles Carpenter (I)
    2011 (runoff): Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I)

    2015 (primary): Jim Strickland (D), A.C. Wharton (D), Harold Collins (I), M. LaTroy Williams (D), Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I) and Anderson Fullilove Jr. (I)
    2015 (runoff): unnecessary, as Ford received over 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2020-present: 63) Jerry Lawler (R, b. 1949) – businessman, entrepreneur, and former professional wrestling champion; previously served as a sheriff’s deputy from 2012 to 2016; ran on a law-and-order platform; incumbent

    2019 (primary): Edmund Ford Sr. (D), Tami Sawyer (D), Robert "Prince Mongo" Hodges (I) and Lemichael D. Wilson (I)
    2019 (runoff): Edmund Ford Sr. (D)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    DOZENS DEAD IN DARFUR: Sudanese Soldiers Attack Locals In Breakaway Nation!

    The Washington Post, 10/7/2011



    FULANI REPUBLIC BECOMES AFRICA’S FIRST DOUBLY-LANDLOCKED NATION

    …Burkina Faso was ruled by Thomas Sankara from 1983 until he was killed while being overthrown in 1996. His successor, became the country’s new dictator, one noticeably to the political right of Sankara; said new dictator launched a program of persecution against the Fula people of the nation’s northern region. United by their shared language and Muslim faith, the Fula peoples organized and declared themselves independent, prompting a war for independence in 2008. After three years, Burkina Faso – now under new, and hopefully less dictatorial management – has finally capitulated, recognizing the Fulani Republic as an independent nation...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 8/10/2011



    “WE MISSISSIPPIANS STICK TOGETHER”: Elvis Presley Endorses Hudson Holliday For President

    The Los Angeles Times, 10/10/2011



    BRANDON PRESLEY BACKS WELLSTONE 2012

    ...Presley, a Democrat, a member of the state’s current Public Service Commission, and the Mayor of Nettleton, Mississippi from 2001 to 2007, is a distant cousin of Elvis Presley…

    The Meridian Star, Mississippi newspaper, 10/12/2011



    “I fought in KW2. Anyone remember that?” >pause for cheers< “Yeah, the NoKo War! We kicked the last of the dangerous commie asses, didn’t we? But you know what, the Cold War is long gone, dead as a doornail, but we still need our Armed Forces. President Wellstone thinks you don’t need a big military during times of peace.” >pause for boos< “Yeah, y’all know something he doesn’t – that to assure peace you must prepare for war. You must keep all potential enemies too intimidated to go after ya. That’s how you keep America safe. That’s the America I grew up in, the country of Colonel Sanders, rock-and-roll, and the red-white-and-blue! That’s America. I say we Bring America Back!”

    – Gov. Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID), candidate for President, at a campaign rally, Robins Air Force Base, GA, 10/15/2011



    “BLUE-SKINNED BUT RED-BLOODED”: US Senator Stan Jones Makes Case For White House Bid

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    Meet Mr. Stan Jones, the junior US Senator running for the 2012 Republican nomination for President on a hard-core libertarian platform. Often dubbed “The Smurf of The Senate” for his skin’s distinctive discoloration, Jones is convinced that his career in business and his commitment to home-remedy healthcare will win over his party’s faction. Jones also is certain that he will win over the law and order vote and the support of police officers, arguing “the boys in blue stick together, don’t they?” …As the new millennium dawned, Jones feared the “Y2K Bug” would lead to a shortage of antibiotics. As a result, the resourceful Mr. Jones scoured over ontech chat forums, and soon added to his diet a home-made colloidal silver solution. Jones would electrically charge two silver wires in a glass of water before gulping it down, believing it would act as an anti-bacterial agent and immunity-system booster. Jones claims the treatment worked, as states that its intended side effect of turning his skin blue is “a small price to pay for individual freedom.”…

    The Boston Globe, 10/19/2011



    HEWITT WINS LOUISIANA GOVERNORSHIP

    …Republican candidate Sharon Hewitt has defeated Democratic candidate Dorothy A. Brown in the race for Louisiana governor. The former bested the latter by a margin of roughly 4%, which was narrower than polls anticipated; most outlets projected Hewitt’s victory to be as narrow as 5% or as wide as 10%. Both candidates advanced to tonight’s general election from the blanket “jungle” primary held on October 4, where former frontrunner Robert M. Marionneaux finished in third place. Hewitt’s margin of victory suggests that the Democratic Party can still compete at the statewide level in Louisiana...

    …Sharon Woodall Hewitt, a fiscally-conscious state senator who began her career as a technical contributor on oil rigs, organized communities and assisted in developing vocational school programs in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, prompting her to successfully run for state senate in 2007…

    The Dallas Morning Herald, side article, 10/22/2011



    Gary Johnson’s Presidential Platform

    For The People

    FOREIGN POLICY

    As President, Gary Johnson will…

    Promote Free Trade – Implementing free trade agreements with other countries with strengthen American relations with those countries, promote economic prosperity, and create more jobs for American workers as by encouraging American businesses to compete on the global scale.

    Keep Our Troops Home – Within the first 60 days of a Gary Johnson administration, there will be a full withdrawal of all US troops from abroad, including Wellstone’s Wars; only remotely-controlled drones will ever be used for military activities, and only in non-civilian areas abroad, and only when absolutely necessary to keep American families safe and America’s borders secure

    Cut Financial Aid to Foreign Countries – It is hypocritical and irresponsible to say, “Let’s not have our troops there, but let’s definitely send lots of our money over there.”

    For The People

    DOMESTIC POLICY

    As President, Gary Johnson will…

    Fix America’s Taxes – Johnson’s flagship proposal, the Fair Tax, will reform America’s overbearing tax system and replace with a smaller and simpler one that will encourage consumer spending and financial stability for American businesses and families

    Defend Religious Freedom – As President, Johnson will defend tax exemptions for places of worship

    Lower Unemployment – The Gary Johnson administration will work private businesses to encourage them to create jobs for the unemployed

    Push For Privatization – Johnson will take the burden of NASA and space exploration off of the back of the federal government and place it onto the innovators of the American free market system; Johnson will also reverse the Jackson-Wellstone policies of private prisons to create more jobs

    Confront The Federal Reserve – A special bipartisan US Congressional Select Auditing Subcommittee will be created to review and manage the goings-on of The Federal Reserve

    Legalize Personal Freedom – Not only will President Johnson legalize the use of cannabis, he will lower the National Drinking Age from 22 to 18, because if you are old enough to serve in the US military, then you are certainly old enough to have a beer

    Reorganize the Presidential Cabinet – Too much is in the hands of the federal government; it is necessary to transfer many of the powers of the US cabinet posts to independent agencies, which will also make it so taxpayers no longer subsidize departments, especially the departments of Agriculture, Commerce, and Education, the latter of which may even be eliminated if it cannot be reformed and decentralized enough to no longer our children’s education.

    For The People

    – GaryJohnson2012.co.usa, c. late October 2011



    SEIGENTHALER: It seems to me that there are four types of Republicans – you have the moderates and the libertarians who are both often called LIDs by the third and fourth group, the evangelicals and otherwise heavily religious Republicans, and the populist Republicans, and all four groups want to control the party, but at the moment, the odds favor the moderate and libertarian factions heading into 2012.

    RUSSERT: I have to say that you’re oversimplifying things, friend. It’s more complicated than that. Country conservatives and Colonel conservatives are internally divided over religious and nationalist talking points, and all four factions are split on whether to run against President Wellstone on social issues or fiscal issues, though at the moment, fiscal appears to be winning in the wake of this year’s inflation concerns.

    SEIGENTHALER: Well do you agree that the previous nominees may indicate which direction the party goes down in the months ahead?

    RUSSERT: Maybe. In 2000, they nominated Dinger, who was not exactly loved by the libertarian faction, and he lost. In 2004, a populist, maverick, nationalist, protectionist, xenophobic Senator was nominated and they lost in a landslide. But in 2008, they nominated someone who was and is clearly to the left of the party, and they still lost. And that election is much clearer in the memories of the voters than the 2004 election. That’s important, because it doesn’t matter that Snowe won the popular vote. If populists and hard-c conservatives can hammer in that she lost, many voters will remember that, and forget about what happened in 2004.

    SEIGENTHALER: And moderates are becoming increasing unwelcomed in the GOP. You know what that means, then, right?

    RUSSERT: What?

    SEIGENTHALER: 2012 is likely the final time for the moderate Republicans to shine. If they win the nomination, but fail to win the White House for the party this time, their time in the GOP may be at an end.

    RUSSERT: I think you’re being too dramatic there, they’ll still be in the party in such a scenario, but they’d lost credibility and they would just decline in influence and size.

    SEIGENTHALER: Still, now’s not exactly a stress-free time to be a moderate Republican.

    RUSSERT: I suppose.

    – Host John Michael Seigenthaler and guest Tim Russert, The Overmyer Network’s Nighttime News, round-table discussion, 10/28/2011 broadcast



    …Okay, and tonight, several elections were held in several states, but the big two, the most prominent ones of the night, were the governor races in Kentucky and Mississippi. And already, Real News Service and other news outlets have called the Kentucky Governor election for the incumbent, Governor Darryl Owens. A Democrat, Owens has defeated his challenger, libertarian Republican state senator Thomas Massie, by a margin of roughly eight percent in what has been a civil campaign in which the candidates debated the merits of large government assistance programs and business regulation...

    – NPR, 11/8/2011 broadcast



    RAINVILLE WINS MISSISSIPPI GOVERNPRSHIP

    …early this morning, last night’s gubernatorial election in Mississippi was called for Martha Rainville, a state senator and the former adjutant general of the Mississippi National Guard. Rainville, age 53, was raised and educated in Mississippi, rose to the rank of Major General by the end of her 27 years in the US Air Force, and contributed to search-and-rescue operations in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

    Rainville received 55% of the vote, compared the 44% won by the Democratic nominee, state Attorney General Jim Hood. Hood had defeated US Representative Travis Childers, state senator Sollie Norwood, former state Secretary of State Eric Clark, and state representative Cecil C. Brown in the Democratic primary held earlier this year...

    – The Richmond Times-Dispatch, 11/9/2011



    SMITH RE-ELECTED GARY MAYOR

    Gary, IN – Incumbent Vernon G. Smith won a third mayoral term in Gary Indiana’s municipal elections held last night. …Smith easily defeated four opponents; Smith received 57.1% of the vote over city councilperson Lester L. “Chip” Lowe Jr. of the local moderate “Gary” party (who received 25.8% of the vote, down from the 33% that the Gary party’s nominee won in 2007); former city councilperson LaVetta Sparks-Wade, an Independent (who received 11.2% of the vote); and businessman and perennial candidate Charles R. Smith Jr. of the Republican party (who received 5.9% of the vote, making last night the least successful of his three tries for the mayor’s seat)…

    – The Indianapolis Star, Indiana newspaper, 11/9/2011



    GARY (Indiana)

    1/1/1964-12/31/1967: 15) A. Martin Katz (D, 1917-1995) – previously served on the city council; criticized for poorly handling a minor riot between anti-war shoutniks and local pro-war police officers in early 1964; narrowly lost re-nomination amid allegations of political corruption; city’s most recent non-African-American mayor

    1963: Joseph B. Radigan (R)

    1968-1991: 16) Richard Gordon Hatcher (D, 1933-2019) – previously served on the city council from 1964 to 1967; city’s first African-American mayor; supported civil rights laws; in his first term, often clashed with city council members due to corruption, nepotism, and mafia connections found throughout the city’s political machines; managed to eliminate red light districts and illegal gambling by reforming and expanding the police department and supporting neighborhood watch organizations; considered for running mate in 1972, 1980, 1984, and 1988; retired, having barely won re-election and facing “underwater” approval ratings over his failure to keep businesses from leaving the city; later worked on Jesse Jackson’s 1996 Presidential campaign and Katie Beatrice Hall’s 2000 Presidential campaign; unsuccessfully ran for Mayor again in 2001 and briefly ran for Governor in 2008

    1967: Joseph B. Radigan (R)
    1971: Theodore Nering (R)
    1975: William Borman (R)
    1979: William Borman (R)
    1983: Thomas Crump Jr. (Gary), Joseph Stojakovich (R) and Marie Head (Workers’)
    1987: Thomas V. Barnes (Gary) and Thaddeus Romanowski (R)

    1/1/1992-12/31/1999: 17) Charlie “Chuck” Brown (D, b. 1938) – previously served in the state House from 1982 to 1991; almost lost re-election to moderate third-party candidate from party focused entirely on “city-centric” issues regardless on national or even statewide trends; reformed city’s crime laws and prison system to discourage repeated offenses; struggled to keep businesses from leaving in the wake of the early 1990s recession; lost re-nomination

    1991: Dozier T. Allen (Gary) and Carlos Tolliver (I)
    1995: Marion Williams (Gary) and Diane Ross Boswell (R)

    1/1/2000-12/31/2003: 18) Ulysses Burnett (D) – previously served on the city council from 1992 to 1999; lost re-nomination over his “chaotic” handling of the SARS pandemic; later elected to the state House (2009-2013) and then to the state Senate (2013-2019)

    1999: Carolyn Rhymes Jordan (Gary)

    1/1/2004-12/31/2015: 19) Vernon G. Smith (D, b. 1944) – previously served on the city council from 1972 to 1990 and in the state House from 1991 to 2003; supported President Jackson police precinct reform efforts; worked to improve working conditions, public safety, and economic development, but was accused of corruption during his second term; retired to unsuccessfully run for a U.S. House seat in 2016; later elected back to the state House (2019-present)

    2003: Lonnie M. Randolph (Gary) and Charles R. Smith Jr. (R)
    2007: Roosevelt Allen Jr. (Gary) and Charles R. Smith Jr. (R)
    2011: Lester L. “Chip” Lowe Jr. (Gary), LaVetta Sparks-Wade (I) and Charles R. Smith Jr. (R)

    1/1/2016-present: Ragen H. Hatcher (D) – city’s first female Mayor; daughter of former Mayor Richard Gordon Hatcher; currency working to improve the city’s image and lower unemployment and crime by demolishing abandoned buildings and replacing them with new ones, a plan being criticized for being detrimental to the homeless; incumbent

    2015: Darren L. Washington (Gary) and Charles R. Smith Jr. (R)
    2019: Kerry Rice Sr. (Gary)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    ONTARIO PREMIER STEPPING DOWN

    …the popular and long-serving Premier of Ontario, Jack Layton (PC), says he will resign next month in order to focus on battling his latest cancer diagnosis…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 11/11/2011



    …Soon after becoming Governor in early 2007, Harley Brown placed the septuagenarian Walter L. “Walt” Bayes in charge of the state’s Department of Lands. Bayes, with the assistance of three of his adult children, devised several plans to be put into effect should Judgement Day occur. The plans covered natural and man-made disasters ranging from nuclear catastrophe to Yellowstone erupting to a “computer revolution,” but the implementation of these plans did not fall under his jurisdiction. Other state department leaders mocked Bayes with the nickname “the Master of Disaster” and the doomsday prepper proved deeply unpopular within the state government. Despite pleas from most of his cabinet and members of the state legislature, Brown refused to fire him. However, once Brown began spending more time out of state in 2011, Bayes began losing influence in the state. Dissatisfied with his “prepping” efforts coming to a practical standstill amid bipartisan and internal opposition, Bayes stepping down in late 2011 to run for congress in 2012...

    – Bill O’Reilly’s Ascension from the Asphalt: The Harley Brown Story, Borders Books, 2012 edition



    MLB COMMISSIONER BUSH TO RETIRE NEXT YEAR

    …Commissioner of Baseball George W. Bush today announced his decision to step down from his position early next year, concluding roughly fifteen years as the head of Major League Baseball. Bush, the son-in-law of the late Vice President Richard Nixon and a strong supporter of Alcoholics Anonymous, was the manager of the Houston Astros, the team for which he once played, when he was elected Commissioner in 1994… While it is currently unknown who will be chosen to succeed Bush to the position, several businessmen close to MLB are potential candidates, such as Arturo Moreno, Tom Werner, and Rob Manfred…

    – sportsillustrated.co.usa/news, 11/19/2011



    …Amid mounting pressure from his state GOP and an increasing likelihood of being impeached or recalled, Arizona Governor Russell K. Pearce has ended his bid for the White House. Stating his decision to bow out was due to, quote, unfair fundraising and donation specifics, unquote, Pearce’s ill-starred long-shot bid was launched this summer, and touted his controversial arresting and/or deportation of hundreds of illegal immigrants in the first four months of his governorship. Pearce, who faces impeachable allegations of misuse of funds and a serious effort by voters to recall him, endorsed a hypothetical Bernie Goetz 2012 candidacy in his statement…

    – CBS Evening News, 11/21/2011 broadcast



    VOTE FOR HARLEY BROWN

    As President, he will...

    - Protect state rights by keeping the feds off our land

    - Damn political correctness to hell, as it is a steaming dump on our First Amendment right to freedom of speech

    - Keep the government out of personal lives and life choices

    - Protect all lives, including criminal, animal and fetal

    - Assure peace and prosperity in our homes and on the roads

    - Restore our national values and preserve our prosperity

    Vote for Harley Brown - and Bring America Back!

    – text on Harley Brown2012 posters and fliers, first seen in New Hampshire, c. November 2011



    HOUSE VOTES DOWN ANTI-ONTECH HARASSMENT BILL

    …The proposed Stop Ontech Harassment Act (or “S.O.H.A.,” for short) would have expanded the ability of U.S. law enforcement to combat ontech harassment, including e-stalking and ontech threats of physical harm and other ontech activities. Proponents of the legislation believed the bill, which was introduced earlier this year, would help protect American citizens from ill will, while opponents claimed that it would violate First Amendment rights. “What would be the cutoff? If someone jokes or makes an offhanded remark in an ontech chat forum, are they going to be investigated, maybe even arrested? The implication of the written or typed word can often be misinterpreted, as things can be lost in the translation from thinking or saying something to trying to write it out,” argued US Rep. Jim Inhofe (R-OK). “This law would micromanage the subtleties of our lexicon and in effect monitor our freedom of speech.” With Republicans maintaining majority control of the House, said chamber voted against passing the bill on to the Senate chamber (which is also controlled by the G.O.P.) on nearly bipartisan lines, 241-to-200…

    The Washington Post, 11/29/2011



    LET’S FIX AMERICA

    – “Lindsey Graham for President” slogan, first used c. December 2011



    FORMER GOVERNOR GATEWOOD GALBRAITH HOSPITALIZED FOR EMPHYSEMA

    …the popular populist politician’s recent health issues have dimmed prospects of him mounting a third-party campaign for President next year…

    The Louisville Courier, Kentucky newspaper, 12/2/2011



    AMERICANA OVERDRIVE, VOL. II: THE BEST OF THE BEST

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    Premiered: December 3, 2011

    Genre(s): action/adventure

    Directed by: Tommy Wiseau

    Written by: Tommy Wiseau

    Produced by: Donald Trump, Tommy Wiseau and Robert S. Herring Sr.

    Cast:

    Donald Trump as Don Barron

    Tommy Wiseau as Tom Whistle

    Sarah Heath as Sara Longovia

    Herschel Walker as Brock Throckmorton

    Mary Carey as Naomi Moore

    Ice Cube as Butch Powers

    Jon Voight as Millantrong

    Freddy Rodriguez as Tinnermann “Boss Tin” Harber

    Bill Rancic as Volt Charger

    Amy Henry as Anita Mann

    R. J. Ritchie as Madison Keithering

    Synopsis:

    After stopping an evil cult in the first movie, playboys Don and Tom discover a secret cabal of corrupt businessmen bent on world domination, and only Don (and his collection of exploding baseballs), Tom (and his cinema history expertise) and their team of freedom-loving patriots can stop the cabal’s sinister plot.

    Reception:

    While the first film was universally panned but nevertheless garnered a strong cult following (ironic, given its anti-cult message), this film received mixed reviews by critics, audiences, and fans of the original. As Trump and Wiseau sought to make the film more “polished” and professional-looking than its predecessors, fans disagree on whether or not the creators made the right decision in doubling down on the franchise’s serious tones instead of embracing the unintentionally “wonky Ed Wood style” of Volume 1. Regardless, the film broke even at the box office, it nearly doubling the amount of money put into it after it was released internationally and then onto home video. As a result of this eventually net profit, the creators went forward with their plan to make a third film “to complete the Trump-Wiseau Trilogy,” with the intent of maintaining the serious tone of what was now a film franchise.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1: Parts Of The Movie Were Filmed In Kansas To Hide A Misunderstanding (Allegedly)

    According to five separate crew members, parts of the movie were filmed in El Dorado, Kansas [3], because co-producer and co-star Donald Trump had a misunderstanding over the small town; he allegedly was under the impression that the mythical city of gold had just been discovered in Kansas, and took his private jet to Kansas to see it. Upon realizing his error, he chose to claim that the visit was to scout out filming locations for the movie, rather than admit that he was mistaken. This (allegedly) lead to the script being rewritten so the villains’ secret base is in an unassuming rural town; the protagonists briefly visit it during the second act and again in a longer scene after the climax of the film. The rest of the movie was shot at Trump Sports Stadium in New York City, Trump Sunrise Tower in Los Angeles, Trump Hotel and Casino in Boston, and at El Campanario, Trump’s private estate in St. Augustine, Florida. Trump has claimed that this backstory on the filming locations is false on multiple occasions.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    KELSEY AND HARLEY STAND OUT IN LATEST GOP DEBATE

    …Governors Kelsey Grammer and Harley Davidson Brown emerged from tonight’s debate with more attention on them, which, in a crowded field, may help boost their campaign numbers. The two Republicans turned heads two several exchanges between the two of them, during which Brown spat out several “Sanderisms” such as “Blast it all!” and “Well ain’t that the lemon callin’ the dandelion yeller!” Brown also channeled The Colonel psychically, turning an apoplectic shade of red at the height of a heated exchange between him and Grammer on the issue of Federal Aid Dividends, which may end up on California’s ballots next November via a state initiative.

    “Libertarians believe in cutting out the middleman and letting the people themselves pay for what the people want and need,” Brown said at one point. “Libertarianism is having faith in fellow Americans; it is not having faith in the federal bureaucracy. Having a country that has well-fed, well-educated, and healthy citizens requires no more than federal suggestions, not red tape from the ‘Blueball Party,’” Brown espoused with another one of his ‘Harleyisms’...

    The Idaho Statesman, 12/4/2011



    LEBANON ELECTION RESULTS: Hung Parliament Leaves Factions In Disarray

    …the lack of a quorum most likely means that the Presidency of Lebanon will remain vacant until the next regularly-scheduled Presidential election, which will be held in mid-20212…

    The Daily Telegraph, 5/12/2011



    …Over at U.N. headquarters in New York City, Surakiart Sathirathai of Thailand has been selected to succeed the retiring Kofi Annan as the next Secretary-General of the United Nations…

    – BBC News, 6/12/2011 broadcast



    When I was a kid I used to play army all the time. ‘Bang, I got you.’ ‘No, bang, I got you.’ I could never once remember one incidence of my childhood when I played politician.”

    “I’m a modest guy but I’ve got to say I’m the best guy for the job of President; I’m shown time and again that’s I’m a great leader.”

    I used to drive taxis in Boise…at night, and I picked up my fair share of the gay community and they have true love for one another I’m tellin’ you, they love each other more than I love my motorcycle… they’re just as American as a medal of honor winner…I know I’m not talking like a Republican, but, uh, eh!

    “I served in the Mud Marines, the Seabees, during Angola, and I was out of the service for over ten years, but I re-enlisted and I went back in just as tension with North Korea was building up. And I played a major role in bringing down that dictatorship. You’re welcome, America!”

    “I’m more than just a Governor. I’m a father, a husband, and I’m a biker. And, you know, bikers like me are cop magnets. They pull us over without probable cause, and they got the sniffin’ dogs, and, uh, they harass us even when we’re not flying our colors. But I’ve led the effort to get rid of the stereotype that all bikers are hoodlums. Most bikers are lovers of freedom and respect the law. Maybe not all speed limits, but most bikers salute the brave men and women that protect and defend us. And as President, I will protect the thin blue line between chaos and order, just like I’ve done as Governor – and I did that without increasing police brutality or racist policies, either. So checkmate, Jesse Jackson!”

    The GOP isn’t perfect, but I agree with their general attack plan: lower taxes, less government, individual freedom and responsibility, and blue-collar values.”

    – Gov. Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID), candidate for President, at several of campaign rallies, 12/7-19/2011 [4]



    GARY JOHNSON: “Thomas Jefferson once said that ‘Government is best which governs the least, because its people will discipline themselves.’ I think he was on to something.”

    STAN JONES: “I keep citing the tenth amendment because of how it is both vitally important and tragically overlooked. The tenth amendment states that anything not at the federal level devolves to the state level, thus letting the states carry more of the responsibilities of governing, because centralization brings uniformity and order, but it also makes for a lumbering bureaucracy too overwhelmed by the responsibilities of a third of billion American lives to function properly. All 52 states is too heavy of a burden for the federal government to carry on its back without turning the federal government into a totalitarian state, and I’m talking police state, and under a fourth Jackson-Wellstone term, a socialist police state.”

    RANDY BROCK: “Governor Johnson, I agree that we need to replace the tax system in place today, but we need to replace it with a National Sales Tax of no more than 10% in order to resolve inequities without violating the BBA. Your proposed retail consumption tax, however, would discourage consumer spending because 20% is too high; it’s too much to ask from the American workers who would not benefit from the dismantling of things like estate taxes and corporate income taxes. You’d just be shifting the tax burden and placing more of it onto the lower classes.”

    E. W. JACKSON: “Libertarians support the private sector, but they should not oppose the public sector, for that is where communities are born. People are not feudalistic landlords with homes surrounded by moats – all across America, you can find neighbors who care about each other, who attend community activities and share in the benefits of neighborhood identity, and that sense of community, of belonging to a group, help form the bonds of unity that, in the paraphrased words of Colonel Sanders, make us one big country, and not fifty-two little ones.”

    WILLIAM WELD: “We have to streamline the regulatory process in order to reduce wasted time and wasted expenses. This would encourage current and future business ventures and keep the economy afloat.”

    SPENCER BACHUS: “As President I will back farm-to-table promotion efforts. I will admit, I’ve actually praised Agriculture Secretary McGovern for doing this, yes, but he promoted them in a bureaucratic way. As President, I’d promote them in a patriotic way.”

    KELSEY GRAMMER: “We have to stop being the party of ‘No.’ While his crackdowns on excessive government overreach are admirable, his lack of solutions is disappointing. Frankly, I find it embarrassing that House Speaker Dorgan can’t offer workable alternatives to the President’s proposals. We have to be more hopeful, uplifting and encouraging as a party. Oppose less, support more. Don’t oppose war, support peace. Don’t oppose immigrants, support helping the economies of other countries so their citizens don’t have to move here. Don’t oppose recreadrugs, support responsible use and moderation, like how one does with beer or guns. Don’t oppose necessary social programs, support cracking down on wasteful spending. That’s how I’ve governed as, well, as governor, and that’s how I’ll preside as President.”

    – Snippets from the GOP Presidential primary debate in Frederick, MD, 12/21/2011



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    – Governor and Presidential candidate Gary Johnson (R-NM) in the aforementioned Republican primary debate, 12/21/2011



    GOETZ FLOATS IDEA OF ANOTHER WHITE HOUSE BID AS EITHER A BOULDERITE OR A REPUBLICAN

    …the former Senator remarked “One party says they’re the Party of All Americans, the other says they’re the Party of Real Americans. Shouldn’t this race be about All Real Americans?” ...The Boulder Party, who uses the image of a Bald Eagle as its symbol, is currently the third largest political party in the US in terms of registered voters. The fourth largest political party in the US is the Liberty Party, which has a griffin for its mascot (symbolizing the party’s alleged diversity), and the fifty largest is the Green Party, which uses a sunflower, and, sometime, an image of Eagle, as its symbol. …The emergence of yet another Goetz candidacy could upend this race, and if he opts to again run as a Boulderite, it is very possible that his presence in the race either will spoil the election by stripping populists from the GOP, or will deadlock the election and send it the race to the House. However, it very well may all depend on who the GOP primary voters select in next year’s Republican primaries; in other words, the composition of the race hinges on exactly who gets nominated…

    The Washington Post, 12/30/2011



    “…The US Supreme Court has ruled in the case of Thompson v. Miller County that for the purposes of Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1962, discrimination on the basis of transgender status is also ‘discrimination because of sex.’ …the US Attorney General today also clarified that the federal government may make its own determination of sex classification for federally issued documentation regardless of legal sex classification at the state and territorial level…”

    – ABC News, 1/3/2012 broadcast



    KELSEY GRAMMER: “People, I will not go into a long and tedious screed to deride my opponents and their inferior proposals, for their netsites speak for themselves. Instead, I will inform you of my administrative accomplishments. Since entering the office of Governor of California, crime has gone down, the job rate has gone up, taxes have lowered, the standard of living has gone up, government corruption has gone down, and the Salton Sea’s waterline has gone up.”

    ROCKY RACZKOWSKI: “Are you a politician or a roller coaster – up, down, up, down – you doing the audiobook of Seesaw: The Movie over there?”

    MODERATOR: “Senator, please wait your turn.”

    [snip]

    SPENCER BACHUS: “This past year demonstrated how bad Democrats are at balancing budgets. They’re irresponsible behavior must come to an end on January 20, 2013.”

    [snip]

    HARLEY BROWN: “The key to giving people their right to self-determination of their own destiny and the freedom to choose what they want to do with the property of the people is to give state lands back to the people, yeah, out of the hands of the Feds. And I have a plan of attack for that, because I’ve got a master’s in raising hell.”

    [snip]

    KAY GRANGER: “No matter who wins the nomination, every candidate in this race has to agree that the best way to win in November is to maintain a united front, advance Republican priorities, and stand firm against the far-reaching and dangerous policies that would be implemented under a second term of President Wellstone.”

    – Snippets from the GOP Presidential primary debate in Concord, NH, 1/10/2012



    …For example, a January 2012 Gallup poll found Support for Gay Marriage (which many considered to be “old news” due to it being legal nationwide nearly a decade by then) among Republicans to be 75%, among Independents to be 72%, and among Democrats to be 92%. To some observers, these were some surprisingly low figures suggesting some form of backlash from and by socially conservative citizens...

    – Brandon Teena’s The Rise of BLUTAG Rights: The Story of the Bi-Lesbian-Undefined-Trans-Asexual-Gay Movement, Scholastic, 2019



    SOCIALIST BUSINESSMAN RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR CALLS FOR “HOLDING CAPITALISM ACCOUNTABLE”

    … Lloyd Havaw Reese, a reclusive businessman, investor, and entrepreneur is running for Governor of Montana on a socialist platform, calling for a “strong central government,” the “state of Montana to control its own roads, mines, forests, rivers, farms and dams,” for all tourists to “pay more for the privilege of visiting,” and for “wealthy Montanans to pay their fair share.” Mr. Reese, who has never run for public office before, is mounting an officially independent campaign that also calls for the pardoning of all non-violent criminal to “restore dignity and the concept of forgiveness to our great state’s justice system.”

    Reese is an enigmatic figure. There seems to be no publicly available information about his life prior to him moving to Missoula sometime in the late 1980s or early 1990s, after which point he became an accountant. In 1997, in opposition to the Dinger administration’s War on Recreadrugs, Reese began his own newsletter; his writings expanded on to other political issues in 1999, with Reese endorsing Senator Diamondstone in the Democratic primaries of 2000 and 2004. In his latest newsletter, the mysterious and camera-shy Reese, known best for his newsletters having a “witty” and “mellow vibe” to them [5], stated his reason for running “now, after so many years of just writing about public office” is to “put my money where my mouth is.” Reese believes “Wellstone does not represent true socialism; I do.” However, seems honest enough to admit that he is not running to win; he is not even running an active campaign at the moment, with his campaign netsite claiming that he “want to be the protest candidate of the people of Montana.”…

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    Above: Lloyd Havaw Reese in an earlier, undated photograph released by his campaign

    The Bozeman Daily Chronicle, Montana newspaper, 1/17/2012



    OPPOSITION LEADER GEORGE ROGERS MAKES NEW PROMISES TO BLUE TORIES IN PC PARTY

    …with the support of fellow Jamaican-Canadian Michaelle Jean, an MP from Montréal on friendly terms with McTeer and the former leader of the now-defunct Maple Party, opposition leader George Rogers has approved of more moderate policies for the PC platform ahead of next year’s general election…

    – The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 19/1/2012



    …New Hampshire was pivotal to most, but not all, of the GOP Presidential hopefuls. Naturally, Kelley Ashby needed to win her home state, but her hold of the Granite State was not guaranteed. Weld, from the adjacent state of Massachusetts, had the potential to win it away from her; Brown, Grammer, Hillyard, Romney, and even Ramsey were seemingly within striking distance as well, as polling continued to fluctuate without a clear indication of who truly was gaining momentum as the primary date approached.

    The pre-primary debates seemed to be of no help, with few candidates being capable of actually making a lasting impression of the voters…

    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    “Globalization – you know, doing international trade without certain tariffs, restrictions, fees, passport-related things, and other stuff – is a two-way street. In one lane is the fact that it can expose non-American citizens abroad to the benefits of unionizing and the democratic principles behind American-made products. But in the other lane, going backward at 110 miles-an-hour, is the fact that it also exposes America’s leading businessmen to the benefits of tapping into non-union labor found abroad!”

    – Gov. Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID) at a Presidential campaign rally, 1/29/2012



    SNL: CHRIS FARLEY NAILS IT AS HARLEY BROWN IN LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE

    …returning as a special guest star, actor Chris Farley joined the series’ current regulars in the episode’s opening sketch, which parodied the crowded GOP primary field, with bits such as the venue running out of podiums, and Hudson Holliday (played by Jason Sudeikis) getting into an arm-wrestling contest with Harley Brown…

    – usarightnow.co.usa/entertainment, 2/6/2012 e-article



    “…the US Department of Agriculture has announced that it has closed a contaminated slaughterhouse and meat-packaging plant in Holdrege, Nebraska, after trace amounts of E-coli were discovered, quote, ‘all along railings, assembly lines, and work stations,’ unquote. …Legislation giving the Department of Agriculture the power to shut down meat-handling locations that continually breach basic health standards was passed in 2005, after years of lobbying by allies of then-Secretary Jim McGovern. …One member of the department told us she was ‘grateful that the department’s routine inspections caught the pathogen before it too late to stop deliveries…”

    – NBC News, 2/9/2012 broadcast



    “…while former Governor Bart Gordon is still polling below 10% in Democratic primary polling, he still claims that he can pull off an upset in New Hampshire, telling us that even if he doesn’t win the first-in-the-nation primary, coming close will still demonstrate the appeal and electability of his candidacy…”

    – CBS Evening News, political correspondent, 2/12/2012 report



    …While Republicans of all factions expressed the same general message – that, after twelve years of Democratic rule, new and better leadership was required – they each shared differing ideas as to what the better alternative would be. Meanwhile, Wellstone’s inner circle, both in communication HQ in DC and at the campaign’s unofficial messaging HQ in Minneapolis, seemed unable to come up with a phrase or slogan to summarize the need for a second Wellstone term; most of the campaign ads, when broken down, essentially translated into say “Let the Good Times Get Even Better,” without offering any deeper substance…

    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    “I am just sick and tired of establishment politicians sitting around and doing nothing but speech, speech, speech, fundraiser, fundraiser, fundraiser, while there are people in this country that are foodless, jobless, and yes, even homeless. They need help, and the government can be there for them. But right now, the people in control of the government, the same politicians who were in congress ten, twenty, thirty years ago and now are still in congress, they can help their fellow Americans, but they don’t. And we need to fix that. When you good people go the polls on Tuesday, March 6, you will be taking the first steps to fixing that very problem. You will be taking the first steps to fixing what is wrong with America!”

    – Gov. Kelsey Grammer (R-CA), 2/25/2012



    …With only a week left until the New Hampshire primaries, President Wellstone is expected to easily defeat challenger Bart Gordon, while the Republican primary still has no clear frontrunner [6]

    – CBS Evening News, 2/27/2012 broadcast



    “Will you make a last-minute entry into the Presidential race?”

    “I’ll decide after New Hampshire.”

    – former Sen. Bernie Goetz (R-CO) and a reporter, 2/28/2012



    SOURCE(S)/NOTE(S)

    [1] According to his wiki article, Gordon voted against both the Affordable Care Act of 2009 and the Matthew Shepard and the James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act in 2009.

    [2] Verbatim from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_Fuels_Protection_Act

    [3] Real place: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Dorado,_Kansas

    [4] Italicized segments are from OTL and were found here:

    [5] He was last mentioned in Chapter 61 as having mellowed in his later years, so his writing would not be so fiery at this point. Also: Other possible alias I considered but rejected for this bit: Ward Haloy Leeves, Ward Leevo Halsey, Howard Aye Levels, Dave Yeel Harlows, Harley Dave Welos, Reed Voyal Whales, Dellwar Soy Aheve, Weaver Yes LaHold, Harold Veele Sway, Asher LeVow Adley, Aldo Wever Halsey, Aldo Ysleh Weaver, Everly Waleso Head, Dave Hale Rowsley, Harold Avey Elwes, Roy Valdas Hewell, Dawes Olvy Healer, Deyes Harevo Wall, Davey Earl Howles, Wes Voyehe Allard, Olav Deleh Sawyer, Wesley Dave Harlo, Dave Orahey Wells, Wes Vaharey Odell, Vlad Aleso Wheery, Harold Les Weavy, Yale Hervol Dawes, Vlad Reyes Howell, Erol Halvey Dawes, and Halley Dos Weaver, Avery Odelle Shaw, Halsey E. Loveward, Asher Alloy DeVew, Roy Wave LeShalde, Asher Voy DeWalle, Harold Vey Llawes, Reese D. V. Halloway, and Shaw Learey Volde.



    [6] Speaking of which, ahead of the 2012 GOP primaries, here’s a preference poll for y’all!: https://www.strawpoll.me/42514676

    And here’s a quick breakdown of all 30 candidates, both officially running and likely to run, found on the poll:

    US Sen. Kelley Ashby of New Hampshire, age 49 – Growing up an Air Force brat during the 1970s, Ashby’s connections to military families may help counter her isolationist views; an establishment-friendly moderate libertarian, Ashby served in the state senate for eight years before entering office in 2009; Ashby has been critical of the President’s domestic policies despite herself implementing a “First Step” for ex-cons in her home state in 2010.

    US Sen. Spencer Bachus of Alabama, age 65 – A “Country Conservative” who hopes to appeal to the fiscally and socially conservative within the party, Bachus was on Snowe’s VP shortlist in 2008; recent rhetoric suggests that he may be aiming to be the leading candidate of the religious right, despite his lengthy Senate record and current campaign messaging showing that his primary concern for now is promoting financial responsibility.

    Gov. Rupert Boneham of Indiana, age 48 – Boneham started out as a “Special Ed” teacher in rural Texas before founding an after-school program that taught vocational skills and offered emotional support to at-risk youth in Indiana; a proud “Hoosier by choice,” Boneham was successfully drafted by the INGOP to run for a state house seat in 2002, and surprised analysts by winning election to the governorship six years later; a backer of the creed “minimum government, maximum freedom,” he is foregoing a re-election bid to try and bring his experience and “gentle giant” demeanor to the White House.

    US Sen. Randy Brock of Ohio, age 69 – Brock was born in Philadelphia and earned two bronze stars as a veteran of the War in Cambodia; he became state auditor in 2005, was appointed to the US Senate in 2009, and won a full term in 2010; Brock, an African-American with regional appeal, is socially conservative but is focusing his campaign on fiscal issues such as debt and curbing inflation in order to ensure economic stability in the 2010s.

    Dallas Mayor David O’Neal Brown of Texas, 52 – In office since 2009, David Brown, an African-American, gained national attention in the late 2000s for his police precinct reforms while Dallas’ Police Chief (in office 2001-2009); previously a police officer from 1983 to 2001, Brown, as Chief, reduced violent confrontations between police and citizens during his tenure via reforms; while some conservatives have called him “weak” for discouraging violence and being one of the first Police Chiefs in the US to mandate officer use of body cameras, his “tough guy” image and conservative mayoral record could make him the GOP Bellamy, in that he could ascend from a mayorship to the Presidency.

    Gov. Harley Davidson Brown of Idaho, age 58 – One of the most colorful candidates in the race, Harley Brown started off in the military, serving in multiple positions before retiring from the Marines at the rank of Commander; Brown then served as a US Congressman (2001-2003) and the Mayor of Nampa, Idaho (2004-2007) before election to the governorship in 2006; well-known for being an ardent and passionate supporter and defender of the BLUTAG community since the 1980s, long before it was a politically popular position for a Republican to hold, Brown is an unapologetic populist and supporter for religious freedom, personal freedom, and the Armed Forces, and has proven himself to have leadership skills in times of crisis time and again.

    Mr. Robert John “The Naked Cowboy” Burck of New York, age 42 – The street performer, singer/songwriter, political activist (former Wide-Awake), and staple of New York City’s tourist hotspots, Burck, best known for wearing seemingly nothing while playing his guitar, was the Independence Party nominee for Mayor of NYC in 2009 and for Governor in 2010, and surprised pundits by winning 7.6% of the vote in the former and 4.8% of the vote in the latter on a populist anti-establishment platform; he believes he can unite the party’s factions together by focusing on bread-and-butter issues as well as discussing fiscal, religious, and social concerns of the day; some are calling him a “Discount Toby Keith.”

    US Sen. Norma Burgos of Puerto Rico, age 70 – With over twenty years of political experience on her resume, Burgos believes she has what it takes to win the primaries and general election; with a campaign focused on community development, such as improving Americans’ technet accessibility in all 52 states and cutting down on wasteful spending, she possibly could win over undecided and Democrat-leaning Catholic voters, as well as women and minority voters.

    Gov. Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island, age 59 – Chafee, the son of a former US Senator, was the Mayor of Warwick from 1993 to 2005 before being elected Governor in 2006; politically all over the map, with some Republicans labeling him a LID (“Liberal In Disguise”) and libertarians calling him a hypocrite for opposing federal tax revenue reductions during the mid-2000s and for only recently announcing disapproval of the War on Recreadrugs; nevertheless, Chafee believes that he can win over former Snowe supporters due to divided opposition and with the messages of unity and fiscal responsibility.

    Fmr US Sen. Bernie Goetz of Colorado, age 65 (unofficial) – A draft effort is underway to re-nominate the controversial populist; despite many Republicans blaming him for costing the GOP victory in 2004 and 2008, others are impressed by his strong and loyal base, and by his showing as a third-party candidate in 2008; if he receives enough support, there may be another candidate in the primaries backing small government and “a more pro-American” foreign policy.

    Fmr Gov. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, age 57 – Often accused of having no political ideology, of being a political “chameleon,” changing his “colors” to whichever political positions are popular at the time, Graham, who was considered for the position of Snowe’s running mate in 2008, is currently trying to be the candidate of the Religious Right; he is currently running more on ideology than experience, as his final years in office (he served from 2003 to 2011) were particularly unpopular for him balancing the state budget to the detriment of low-income residents.

    Fmr US Rep. Phil Gramm of Texas, age 70 – A member of the US House from 1979 to 1987, Gramm has since become a billionaire oil businessman, conservative activist, and semi-retired corporate lobbyist; Gramm’s deep pockets could potentially financially benefit the party in the Presidential and down-ballot races; Grimm also argues that he could keep Texas securely in the GOP column in the face of rising pro-Democrat trends in the Lone Star State.

    Gov. Kelsey Grammer of California, age 57 – Mounting an “umbrella” campaign of unity that just might appeal to libertarians, moderates and perhaps even some populists, Grammer, the former TV and film actor, best known for his role as Frasier Crane in the TV shows Cheers (1982-1997) and Frasier (1993-2004), has won accolades from both major parties for his tenure as Governor, working with both parties to improve the quality of life in both urban and rural areas, from reducing recreadrug-related crime to shifting tax burdens to beginning a process meant to repair the Salton Sea; he is currently a top-tier candidate in regards to polling and fundraising.

    US Sen. Kay Granger of Texas, age 70 – With “Country Conservative” appeal, this “Colonel Conservative” right-of-center politician is a defender of “necessary abortion” being federally funded and backs stem-cell research, but also supports making it a crime to physically desecrate the American flag; she appears convinced that she can win the early Nevada and New Hampshire primaries by appealing to fiscally-conscious and western voters.

    Bartlett Mayor Tre Hargett of Tennessee, age 45 – Previously a state representative from 1996 to 2006, Hargett cites Bellamy’s own ascension in 1988 whenever the legitimacy of his candidacy is questions; he claims that a Hargett Administration would reflect the issues that he has already tackled at the mayoral level, such as promoting small businesses, organizing emergency services, defending public and private use of the Confederate flag, and signing controversial legislation “defending the integrity of our elections” into law.

    US Sen. Lyle Hillyard of Utah, age 72 – Almost chosen to be Snowe’s running mate in 2008, the “Heart of the Senate” has worked with Democrats on landmark mental health bills in order to address a plethora of ailments, from recreadrug addiction to Down Syndrome, the latter of which afflicts his son; a Mormon who is centering his candidacy around issues concerning commerce and education, Hillyard’s “campaign of compassion” could unite the party.

    Gov. Hudson Holliday of Mississippi, age 68 – Elected in 2007 in response to his effective overseeing of post-Katrina relief efforts, Hudson, a retired Major General of the Mississippi Army National Guard, made national headlines in 2009 for his controversial and militaristic (but effective) handling of a White Nationalist rally-turned-riot in Yazoo City; he is running on the principles of law-and-order, “loving and fearing God,” and following the “orders” of the Constitution to a T, and yet, he is still not the most populist-conservative candidate in the race.

    Fmr Gov. E. W. Jackson of Virginia, age 61 – Serving a controversial term from 2006 to 2010, the Baptist bishop, a great-grandson of slaves, has also previously served as a Marine Corps corporal, theologian, lecturer, lawyer, and preacher; his experience fighting with the FCC while serving as the manager and host of a gospel/talk radio show/station in Baltimore in the early 1990s cemented his pro-free market stances and led to him leaving the Democratic party in the 1990s; a heavily religious man who is trying to be the leading candidate of the Religious Right (but is failing to win over certain members of that faction), he is an African-American who prefers being called an “an American of African descent.”

    Gov. Gary Johnson of New Mexico, age 60 – After serving as the pro-marijuana Mayor of Albuquerque in the 1990s and then being elected Governor twice, the 2008 GOP VP nominee believes that 2012 is the time for libertarianism to shine; impressively athletic, anti-war (but not isolationist), and calling for FairTax legislation to simplify the tax code by replacing income, payroll, gift and estate taxes with a single retail consumption tax, Johnson is currently considered to be a top-tier candidate and the leader of the Republican Party’s libertarian faction, now one of the largest subdivisions of the GOP.

    US Sen. Stan Jones of Montana, age 70 – Business-oriented and anti-abortion, this otherwise hard-core libertarian wants to crack down on government overreach, improve federal transparency, and let other countries contribute more to “monitoring worldwide affairs to lift the burden of globalism off the backs of American workers, soldiers and taxpayers;” he says is skin discoloration highlights his commitment to self-treatment/home-remedy healthcare.

    US Rep. Fred Karger of California, age 62 – A member of the US House since 1999, this openly gay and ethnically Jewish moderate Republican was previously a high-profile lawyer in the 1990s, and worked as a political consultant on the campaigns of Presidents Denton, Iacocca and Dinger; he also worked as an actor in the 1970s, most prominently in a recurring role on the TV series “Horshack!,” a short-lived spinoff of “Welcome Back, Kotter”; he has locked horns with the Mormon Church in the past; Karger is focusing his campaign on lowering the voting age to 16, curbing wasteful spending, and improving education.

    Mr. Toby Keith of Oklahoma, age 51 – The nationally-known country music singer-songwriter, actor, and record producer was a conservative Democrat less than a year ago, but has converted to the GOP in opposition to Wellstone’s foreign policy; a populist with clear “Country Conservative” appeal, Keith believes America needs to be stronger on the world stage, both militarily and trade-wise, and needs to reform its policies concerning education and illegal immigration.

    State sen. Joseph Wayne “Joe” Miller of Kansas, age 45 – A hard-core libertarian and a fierce defender of the US Constitution’s Tenth Amendment, this Kansas-born state politician, in office since 2005, previously served the Second Korean War in a US Army tank platoon; he returned home with a Bronze Star and unsuccessfully ran for the US House in 2000 and 2002; Miller is running on a platform that includes ending farm subsidies and reducing foreign aid.

    US Sen. Andrew “Rocky” Raczkowski of Michigan, age 44 – A nearly-jingoistic veteran calling for “a stronger national defense,” who opposes recreadrug legalization efforts and “oppressive regulatory red tape” concerning education and the markets, but supports term limits and investing in green energy in order to repurpose closing factories across the midwest, he seems to be trying to win the populist mantle away from the likes of Goetz and Harley Brown.

    Gov. Dave Ramsey of Tennessee, age 52 – Only in office since January 2011, this former financial consultant and commentator has governed rather conservatively and without major controversy; his business-oriented campaign could appeal to voters more concerned about fiscal than social issues despite him being a well-known culturally-conservative Evangelical Christian; he has already been endorsed by the likes of Ron Paul and Rev. Dale Huckabee.

    Fmr Gov. Ronna Romney of Michigan, age 69 – A moderate libertarian whose last Presidential campaign, and tenure as governor, were more conservative-leaning than her current White House bid, this member of the political Romney family is the wealthiest candidate in the race; she calling for what she calls “economic patriotism,” which is a plan to cut taxes for the wealthy on a scale where the size of their cut reflects the number of Americans on their payroll.

    US Rep. Dino Rossi of Washington, age 53 – A state senator from 1997 to 2003, Rossi, who is of Irish, Tlingit and Italian ancestry, has been serving in the lower chamber since 2003, and is proud of the work he has done on the Ways and Means Committee; he is running for President on a rather moderate platform that criticizes Wellstone’s alleged inability to “form a functioning government” with the GOP-held chambers of congress, and claims that he can work across the aisle to find solutions to the nation’s budgetary issues.

    Gov. Karl Rove of Utah, age 62 – Aspiring to carry the conservative beacon to victory in November 2012, Rove is foregoing running for a second term to champion fiscal responsibility; Rove, who graduated from the University of Utah and served as the Chair of the College Republicans from 1973 to 1977, worked as a political consultant for years before putting himself into the politician’s shoes, but has been criticized for anti-welfare actions and many gaffes.

    Gov. Mary Starrett of Oregon, age 58 – Elected in 2006 on an anti-war platform, her support of free markets may appeal to libertarians while her opposition to “unnecessary abortion” could win over members of the Religious Right; while very conservative in the past, this former media personality has governed in a moderate manner, and so may be able to bridge the divide between those two factions of the party, provided she avoid making any more gaffes.

    US Sen. William Floyd “Bill” Weld of Massachusetts, age 67 – Running to the left of his party may work in his favor this time, as the moderate politician (in office since 1991) positions himself to be a successor of sorts to the Snowe campaign of 2008, which performed much better than the populist Goetz campaigns of 2004 and 2008; his platform and policies may appeal to fiscally conservative Democrats and independents, but competing in the primaries of an increasingly conservative party may still pose quite the challenge for him and his campaign.



    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: 2/14/2021 at the very latest (but (hopefully) much sooner!)
     
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  • Chapter 103: March 2012 – July 2012

    “The best thing to make out of an enemy is a friend”

    – Martin Luther King Jr. (OTL)



    …The extent of influence the Hannon family had within Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc. came to a head in early 2012, when rumors began circulating that CEO Mary Lolita Hannon was considering stepping down in favor of her son, William Kirk Hannon, being her successor.

    Bill Hannon (b. 1964), like his family, owned a large number of KFC restaurants in Mississippi before moving up the corporate ladder, even before his mother was elected CEO; he had been in charge of all KFC outlets in the American South since 2009. If the stories of this business maneuver were true, it would mean KFC Head Executive David Novak and KFC R&D leader Adrien McNaughton would be passed over for the position despite them having higher seniority and deeper ties to the company. Novak had been a company loyalist since assuming his then-current position in 2000, and McNaughton had been credited with both leading efforts to innovate the company’s drive-thru and delivery features and developing new menu offerings at a time when KFC's domestic sales were in dire straits. Bill Hannon, on the other hand, had overseen further expansion of the company in its “heartland” region, with there being an estimated 1 KFC location for every 50 residents in the states of Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky, and with more locations expected to open as the year progressed. Further, Hannon disagreed with Novak's idea of expanding the company's operation in Africa, believing that that market was too risky and unstable to enter. This hesitation appealled to some within the company hierarchy, but at the same time also reminded other company veterans of the cautious, and subsequently disastrous (allegedly), years of Herman Cain as the company's CEO.

    Concurrently, discussion over the merits to claims that the aging Mary Hannon would retire soon only raised tension and concern of how the future of the company would unfold…

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    Above: William Kirk Hannon

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    WELD CRISSCROSSING NH IN 11TH-HOUR EFFORT TO RAISE CAMPAIGN PROSPECTS

    – 273towin.co.usa, 3/3/2012 “e-alert”



    …With a slim plurality of the vote, Governor Grammer has won the Republican Presidential primary in New Hampshire, with Governor Harley Brown coming in a surprise second place, write-in candidate Bernie Goetz coming in third, and New Hampshire’s own Governor, Kelley Ashby, receiving fourth place. All other candidates, including fifth-place finisher Gary Johnson and sixth-place finisher Stan Jones, have appeared to have received no more than a 5% slice of the vote apiece. On the other side of the political aisle, President Wellstone predictably defeated moderate challenger Bart Gordon in the Democratic primary in New Hampshire, with Wellstone receiving roughly 91% and Gordon receiving only 6 or 7% of the vote, and the rest of the vote being scattered among several minor candidates on the New Hampshire primary ballot…

    – CBS Evening News, 3/6/2012 broadcast



    ASHBY, WELD DROP OUT AFTER DISAPPOINTING NH LOSS, BOTH ENDORSE GRAMMER

    ...Ashby also announced that she would not run for a third term as Governor of the Granite state...

    The Boston Globe, 3/7/2012



    GOETZ: “I’M IN!”

    …With the comment “A strong third-place finish is all the evidence I need to know that the Republican voters want me to enter this race,” Bernie Goetz has launched his third bid for the Presidency, with conservative populism being the central theme of his campaign. …Time is not on the former US Senator’s side, as the several deadlines for making it onto the upcoming primary ballots have already come and gone. Fortunately for his supporters, the next several state contests do allow and recognize write-in candidates, and the upcoming Nevada caucus does not require any ballot registration to function, either…

    The Denver Post, 3/7/2012



    LINDSEY GRAHAM WINS PEACH STATE WITH 42%; WELLSTONE BESTS GORDON 85%-10%

    ...last-minute entrant Bernie Goetz came in a surprise third place via write-in votes, ahead of Harley Davidson Brown but just shy of besting Kelsey Grammar for second place. …Mayor David O'Neal Brown’s campaign is also experiencing a surge in support due to his "middle way" approach to the issue of police precinct reform appealing to suburban voters...

    The Ledger-Enquirer, Georgia newspaper, 3/13/2012



    DOUGLAS WALKER

    Actor, voice-actor, writer

    Background: Mount Tacoma High School (2000), B.A. degree from Seattle Central College (2004), one semester at UCLA (2005, did not graduate)

    Early Biography:

    Douglas Darius Walker was born in Naples, Italy on November 17, 1981, to a US Navy serviceman. Due to his father’s military occupation and Walker’s birth amid the Libyan War of the early 1980s, he lived in Naples until he was five, and then lived in several places in the US as a “military brat” until graduating from high school in Tacoma, Washington. His early upbringing led to him learning how to make people laugh in order to make friends quickly before his family moved again; this upbringing inspired him to pursue an acting career.

    Walker’s acting debut was in a small role in an episode of the TV series “Star Trek: Liftoff” in 2005; soon after, he obtained a writing assistant position for Paramount in 2006. In 2011, after playing bit parts in several films, often as “a poor man’s Jim Carrey.” Walker received praise for his performance as a hyperactive demolitions expert in an episode of the animated series “Tales from New New York,” and soon after was hired for a recurring role on the T.O.N. animated series “As Green As The Sky” (2010-2015).

    Starting in 2012, Walker began working on multiple independent films, collaborating with the likes of Steven Soderbergh, Brad Jones, and Nicole Holofcener; he left Paramount later that year…

    – mediarchives.co.usa/profiles



    AZERBAIJAN THREATENS WAR WITH TURKESTAN OVER OIL FIELDS

    …the ACG oil fields rest in the middle of the southern half of the Caspian Sea. Azerbaijan’s economy relies heavily on the Shah Deniz natural gas field to the south, but now their government is claiming that the ACG fields should be shared between the two nations. “Given that our two countries have similar population sizes, it is unfair for the U.T. to own not only the field in question, but an overwhelming majority of the Caspian Sea oil,” the Azerbaijani Ambassador to the Ukraine said earlier today, referring to other offshore fields in the Caspian Sea such as the Cheleken Contract Area, the Kashagan Oil Fields and the Tengiz fields in the northern half of the sea – all of which are controlled by United Turkestan. “We only demand what is the right thing to demand, and we will have it met one way or another.”

    Oil refineries, natural gas processing plants, and ambiguous maritime boundaries are playing key roles behind the escalation of hostility over this regional dispute…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 20/3/2012



    …The March 21 Nevada caucus was the boost Goetz’s campaign needed. As the compact “cluster” of primaries scheduled for April approached, the surprise win in the Silver State helped him garner momentum in the polls, making the election appear to be a six-man race between Goetz, Grammer, Graham, Johnson, and both of the Browns, as other candidates continued to poll below five percent…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    …animators Craig McCracken and Gennady Tartakovsky began work on the Popeye the Sailor reboot series (2015-2019) in 2012, roughly three years after the Whoop-Ass Girls (1997-2009) had finished production, and one year after the finale of The Misadventures of No-Neck Joe And Robot Rick (2003-2011)…

    – clickopedia.co.usa [1]



    ...In the debate held ahead of the Maryland primary, Goetz once again stole the show. His call for the impeachment of President Wellstone for “oppression of the masses” through high taxation received raucous applause from many in the audience.
    Lindsey Graham continued to stick to his Religious Right rhetoric, believing that this brand of conservatism was what allowed him to win the Georgia primary. …Trying to win the moderate mantle amid many contenders muddling through a crowded and diverse field of candidates, Grammer noted, “You know, in all the years I worked on Frasier, there’s one thing that’s always stuck with me, that I’ve tried to incorporate into my life and my tenure as Governor. And that’s one simple phrase; ‘I’m listening’ [2]. It’s why I launched my campaign by saying, ‘Good evening, America, this is Governor Kelsey Grammar, I’m listening.’ And I hear you, America. I hear you and your disgust at D.C. for political fat cats not exactly doing any favors for Americans for the past many years. I hear your call for a government that works better, a government and leadership in D.C. that works for the people instead of for special interest groups. I heard those same things in California, and when so I became Governor, I answered. I responded with improving business, transportation, homeownership and taxation, defending the good people of The Golden State with sensible laws. This is the governing leadership and success that I will bring to the White House.”

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    …In tonight’s Presidential primary contests in Maryland, Governor Grammer has edged out rising stars David O’Brown and Bernie Goetz to win the latest Republican primary, while on in the Democratic contest, President Wellstone has easily bested challenger Bart Gordon…

    – KNN, 3/27/2012 news broadcast



    On the evening of March 28, Goetz sat in the back of his campaign bus with longtime advisor Terry Nichols and three interns to discuss campaign strategy. “We have to bombard the primaries with as many ads as possible,” Nichols proclaimed, “We didn’t build up a war chest over the past four years for nothing.” Nichols knew that the April primaries were the make-or-break moment for Goetz candidacy. “With the moderates divided and hypothetical polling suggesting that the populist wing will rally behind you if you blow the rest of them out of the water, now is the most critical time.”

    Goetz could be seen nodding in agreement as he slouched over the small table, the highway seemingly whizzing past the windows. “There’s no way Brown, Keith, Burck or that Polack guy will do better than us. We’ll sweep up enough delegates to clinch the nomination by the end of May.”

    Nichols contemplated, “Hm, if we had entered the new Hampshire contest we wouldn’t be so pressed for time. You think it was a mistake to wait until the last minute?”

    Goetz cracked a grin, “I’m a politician. The only mistakes I make are the ones I admit to!”

    After a chuckle, Nichols looked at the time. “Well, it’s getting late.”

    “Alright, let’s stop somewhere for lunch.”

    “What do you want to order? I know a KFC’s right up around the bend over there,” Nichols could be seen pointing to an intersection out the window.

    “Nah, I don’t like KFC.”

    “Right, no meat. Oh wait, they have a vegan diet.”

    “No, you can order from them, but personally, I don’t like a thing from KFC.”

    “What, why not? Everyone loves KFC.”

    “I don’t. And it’s not from overexposure, either. I think their food sucks, it’s all overrated sludge heaped up by a fat dead clown in a tacky white suit.”

    “Heh, uh, be sure not to say any of that on the stump, Bernie.”

    “Yeah, yeah, keep up the charade of praising Sanders the chunky chump. God, Republicans are such idiots. They always fall for the dumbest shit. My followers especially – how else do you explain so many of them being hunters and all that – ”

    “Alright, alright, what are you in the mood for?”

    “I know a good Indian place that’s in the town we’re headin’ to.”

    “Okay, KFC for me, Indian for you.”

    “Sounds like a plan,” Goetz concluded the conversation as he carefully stood up and traversed over to the bus’s restroom.”

    In the corner of the room, an intern muttered, “And…sent.”

    “Huh, what?” Nichols looked over to him, “You say something?”

    “Nothing, nothing”

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    “REPUBLICANS ARE SUCH IDIOTS”! Goetz’s True Colors Revealed In Outrageous Leaked Footage

    ...“Not only are his comments about his own base a show of his harmfulness and contempt for his fellow Republicans, but his dissing KFC dishes is an insult to the legacy of one of America’s most celebrated leaders,” says former Senator Patrick "Kelly" Downard (R-KY). Indeed, the insult could potentially do more damage to his candidacy than his “idiots” comments – the late Colonel Sanders, while having an approval rating among Democrats of roughly 50% (much higher than other Republican presidents) is adored by the GOP, where The Colonel’s approval rating among registered Republicans is roughly 90%...

    The Wall Street Journal, 3/29/2012



    …KFC HQ reacted to the comments immediately. At a press meeting in Florence [KY], Hannon denounced Goetz’s comments about their products, while McNaughton and Novak took to the technet to condemn the candidate’s criticisms…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    GOETZ CLAIMS LEAKED VIDEO IS “A FAKE,” POLLS SUGGEST FEW BELIEVE HIM

    The New York Times, 3/31/2012



    …The Goetz campaign was in freefall. Like rats fleeing a sinking ship, people began to distance themselves from him and his descending poll numbers. Prominent populist politicians and commentator from Grits and Chenoweth to Limbaugh and Beck rescinded their endorsements and bolted to other populist candidates such as Keith, Buck, Jones and Harley Brown. “Damage control” became the phrase of the week as the former Senator’s inner circle scrambled for over each other attempting to find a solution to the problem, and an answer to the question “How do you win an election after insulting a majority of the voters?” They did not like the notion that the answer was “You don’t.” And their alternative answer, the unpacked claim that the footage was doctored, was not gaining traction outside of the small handful of Goetz’s most diehard followers…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    MODERATES ROMNEY AND BONEHAM DROP OUT, ENDORSE GRAMMER

    …the suspensions occurred within hours of each other, with Bonham making his announcement first at 9:00 in the morning. “I am not the first person to say that Goetz’s bullying is a bad impression for children and a dangerous influence for adults that is unbecoming of the Grand Old Party; I encourage all populists in the party to seek out a more unifying and inspiring standard-bearer – and, possibly, one with better standards, too,” Boneham noted in his withdrawal speech…

    The Washington Post, 4/2/2012



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    – Governor Gary Johnson (R-NM), with his Presidential campaign’s Communications Director Joe Hunter (seated, using a pocketcomp) beside him, watches the results of the New Hampshire Republican Presidential primary on a TV monitor, 4/2/2012



    …Gary Johnson knew we would never recover from his fourth-place finish in New Hampshire. With the writing on the wall, the 2008 Vice Presidential nominee withdrew from the race on the morning of April 3, endorsed Grammar, and returned to the Governor’s mansion in Santa Fe to veto some more state legislation. Hours later, at 12:30 in the afternoon, moderate US Congressman Fred Karger bowed out of the race as well, citing fundraising issues, and endorsed fellow Californian Kelsey Grammer as well…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    …last night was a disaster for the once-ascendant Goetz campaign, as the former Senator failed to win a single state. His best showing was in his home state of Colorado, where Governor Grammer came in first place, Governor Brown came in second, and Goetz came in third. In fact, of the ten primary contests held tonight, it appears Grammar may win six of them – Colorado, Florida by a plurality, Vermont, Wyoming by a hair over Harley Brown, and the territories of Guam and American Samoa. Governor Brown has won Utah and his home state of Idaho, and is projected to win the state of Minnesota as well. The tenth contest, North Carolina, has been called in favor of regional favorite Lindsey Graham. …In tonight’s Democratic primaries, Wellstone has won all contests with ease, and so many pundits are wondering when former Governor Bart Gordon will concede. …And we are just now being informed that Senator Lyle Hillyard of Utah will withdraw from the race in light of him coming in third place in his home state, just behind Harley Brown and Kelsey Grammer…

    – CBS Evening News, 4/3/2012 broadcast



    AZERBAIJAN BACKS DOWN AFTER U.T. NAVY FIRES “WARNING SHOT”

    …the firing across the bow of the Azerbaijani Navy vessel is the closest the two nations have ever come to declaring war on one another... Backchannel discussions between the embassies of the two nations is being credited with convincing both nations to down before war actually broke out. …“As global markets switch away from oil and natural gas, this region is going to have to adapt,” says one professor of Central Asian studies at Oxford, “The knee-jerk reaction is to grab as much as possible and sell, sell, sell before the market dries up faster than the Aral Sea under Soviet rule. The better reaction is to invest in solar energy. Turkestan contains vast deserts capable of producing enough solar energy to power both the U.T. and Azerbaijan. The potential is there, but the governments have to acknowledge it and act upon it.”

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 4/4/2012



    HILLYARD BOWS OUT, BACKS GRAMMER: “He’s A Candidate With Heart”

    The Salt Lake Tribune, 4/4/2012



    MODERATES ARE DROPPING OUT, UNITING BEHIND GRAMMER

    ...“We can’t afford another defeat as humiliating as 2004,” said candidate-turned-Grammer-surrogate Rupert Boneham earlier today. …The general sentiment among many with the party is that a nominee as conservative as Bernie Goetz cannot win in November. “The far right had their chance and they blew it big time. Olympia Snowe’s stellar performance and securing of the popular vote proves that it’s time for a more reasonable, bipartisan nominee,” notes Bill Weld, another candidate-turned-surrogate...

    The New York Times, 4/5/2012



    …For everyone just clicking in, I repeat – Bernie Goetz has bowed out of the Republican primaries President, concluding a controversial campaign only roughly a month after it began. Goetz, who last won an in election 1996 and last held public office in 2003, has not endorsed any of the other candidates, and it is currently unknown if he plans to run as a third-party candidate in a repeated of his 2008 campaign. Given the impact his “idiots” comment had on his performance in the Republican primaries, it will be interesting to see just how badly he damaged his support among his own followers such he mount another third-party bid…

    – KNN Breaking News, 4/6/2012 broadcast



    “When I entered this race, I got a lot of press. I got a lot of attention from a lot of reporters. But reporters aren’t voters. I’m taking my cowboy hat out of the ring, putting it back on my head where it belong, and I’m wishing Mayor David Brown the best of luck. He’s the kind of candidate we need in the White House.”

    – musician Toby Keith (R-OK), 4/7/2012



    ...While Harley Brown’s manner of speaking was acerbic and caustic, it was effective in winning over dissatisfied and disillusioned Goetz followers. Similarly, my proclivity for a more witty and pensive form of elocution appealed to moderates and Republicans opposed to the sardonic rhetoric and policies of the Goetzites. …Primarily, I ran on my record as Governor, and utilized my ability to commiserate with voters. …With each passing day, the candor of Harley Brown made him the conservative populist “good twin” to Goetz’s hate-filled populism, while Lindsey Graham became increasingly viewed as Harley’s “evil twin” for the former’s campaign’s heavily religious talk of “political fire and brimstone”…

    – Kelsey Grammer’s second autobiography “So Far, So Good,” Dutton Press, 2021



    James Rolfe
    (July 10, 1980) is an American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer, actor, and ontech personality. He is best known for creating and starring in several videogame-related media projects, from ontech reviews to TV shows and movies, such as The Flash (2005, co-writer) and Poison Ivy (2010, side character).

    Rolfe began creating home videos in the late 1980s. After graduating from high school in 1998, at a time when the technet already had several technetters reviewing video games, Rolfe moved to California to peruse work in the booming superhero movie genre. Rolfe’s first screenwriting job was for Ton-o-Toons, working on the final season of The Defenders of Dynatron City. From there, he worked on other projects. In 2005, he began downloading videos onto ourvids in which he reviewed superhero films from the perspective of someone who had actually worked on such projects. Rolfe soon expanding his reviews to video games. Feedback to these videos encouraged Rolfe to go into acting, with his first role being a minor character in Zionchek For President (2009).

    [snip]

    In 2012, Rolfe announced ontech that he was working with Paramount on “a movie about video game movies,” and that Crispin Glover had expressed interest in his script. The film project is still in development as of 2013.

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2013



    …On April 10, ten more primary contests were held in the month’s second “cluster” of elections. While Harley Brown was projected the winner of Alaska, Michigan, North Dakota the Northern Mariana Islands, and the U.S. Virgin Islands, Governor Grammer won Indiana, Potomac (with David Brown coming in a close second), Texas, Virginia, and Puerto Rico. Graham cried foul due to TH fact that on the ballots in several contests were the names of several conservative candidates who had already dropped out; his complaints ignored the fact that several moderate candidates who had already dropped out were on the ballots as well.

    In the Democratic primaries, the results allowed Wellstone to clinch the nomination early; challenger Bart Gordon dropped out three days later…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    RACZKOWSKI BOWS OUT AFTER HOME STATE LOSS, ENDORSES HARLEY BROWN

    – The Detroit Free Press, Michigan newspaper, 4/11/2012



    …The election also saw a small schism form in the growing libertarian faction of the party. After Senator Stan Jones withdrew from the Presidential race, he enthusiastically endorsed Harley Brown, while less “extremist” libertarians such as Gary Johnson rallied behind Grammar. The formation of two camps within the libertarian faction – one backing the populist Brown, the other backing the moderate (or “sensible conservative,” as he was beginning to call himself more often in or to reach out to more primary voters) Grammar – highlighted the internal debate over what exactly a libertarian Republican party should look like…

    …Meanwhile, in an effort to salvage his faltering campaign, Lindsey Graham, who had only won two southern primaries, announced that he had preemptively selected a running mate. After eyeing the four upcoming primary states and subsequently contacting US Senator Jan Brewer (AZ), Governor Mary Starrett (OR), and former Governors J. C. Watts (OK) and Fred Hemmings (HI), the Graham/Brewer ticket was born…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    MOTHER-POST: Does Anyone Else Hate The New Character Designs For The Homestar Runner Movie?

    So because the series creators, The Brothers Chaps, rejected doing a TV show with Disney (something over conflicting goals and priorities, the brothers wanting to keep it surreal and keep it “stay true” to the techtoons’ roots or something [3]), they’re making a standalone film through Touchstone. Now I get that when shifting from the small screen of the technet to the big screen on a movie theater (which still exist for some reason (I thought SARS killed them all off)) some character designs need to be shifted to adjust to the new medium, but just look at what they’ve done to the main character!:

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    [pic: imgur.com/RtWnnWS.png ] [4]

    I thought the whole idea was that the characters were surreal, and a big part of that was some characters having invisible limbs. It was weird, but that was the point. He just looks odd now. Anyone agree with me on this?

    >REPLY 1:

    I think them leaving his arms invisible would have confused a lot of newcomers. You want a movie to appeal to both fans and new audiences, too.

    >REPLY 2:

    Meh. I can live with it. I remember how the techtoons really helped get through the safezoning – The Dark Times – an era I’m happy is long gone.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    The problem though is that if everyone forgets about The Dark Times as you put it they will repeat it. Already I’m seeing a lot of people reverting back to the old ways of being filthy – everyone putting their bare hands on store door handles, rubbing or scratching a part of their face, nonchalantly like that’s not at all how you’d get yourself killed during the SARS era. And more people, little ones too young to remember to lockdown and others born after it was all over, they never learned the lessons we’re forgetting. Shame.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    Dudette, lighten up! We’re talking about Homestar Runner here (and I agree – his arms are distracting!)

    >REPLY 3:

    It’s a surrealist comedy. The humor comes from character interactions, not from understanding why the characters look the way they do. So really the character design doesn’t matter as long as the characters themselves are funny. And they are, so the whole thing is a moot point.

    >REPLY 4:

    I agree that it’s bad, but I don’t hate it. I’ve accepted it and consider the movie be non-canon regardless of whatever kind of plot it ends up having. I looks like it’s going to be good. I already like the new theme song – “Homestar Runner” by The Very Low Sodium Band – it’s pretty catchy! [5]

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 4/15/2012 posting




    GOP WESTERN CLUSTER KEEPS GRAMMER IN THE LEAD

    …while Governor Harley Brown won the Arizona contest, Governor Grammer achieved victory in Hawaii, Oklahoma, and Oregon in what has become a two-and-a-half-man race for the GOP nomination…

    The Washington Post, 4/17/2012



    >REPLY 1:

    You know, he’s a lot more fiery and relatable than I thought he’d be.

    >REPLY 2:

    But not more dramatic. Definitely not Frasier Crane.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    Not Dr. Schwarzchild, either.

    >REPLY 3 (note: postmaker banned 5/5/2015):

    Grammer’s wrong – we don’t need more freedom of speech, we need more freedom from speech! Introverts and deaf-mutes unite!

    >REPLY 4:

    Grammer’s going to win this thing, isn’t he?

    – comments section of “Kelsey Grammer Speaks At D.C. Fundraiser, 4/18/2012” video uploaded to OurVids.co.can, a video-sharing netsite, on 4/19/2012



    …In political news, Mayor David Brown of Texas has suspended his long-shot bid for the US Presidency, telling his followers to support, quote, “whichever candidate is best qualified to maintain law and order,” unquote. Meanwhile, Lindsey Graham refuses to drop out of the race, telling supporters ontech that the Graham/Brewer ticket will finally regain momentum in the upcoming primaries...

    – NBC News, 4/20/2012 broadcast



    NYC’S OLYMPIC MAKEOVER IS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE – BUT ALSO OVER-BUDGET

    …Improvements in the city’s subway sanitation, which have been pretty pristine since the SARS pandemic, may have been key to winning the hosting duties, as Mayor Hamberg cleaned up the tunnels and routes considerably. …Ahead of hosting the 2016 Summer Olympics, Mayor Hamberg is overseeing the construction of a rowing course in Queens, a velodrome in the South Bronx, and a marina along the coast of the Atlantic Ocean. Additionally, work has started on an Olympic Village on Governors Island, along with work on an equestrian center on Staten Island, and the refurbishing of the historic 369th Regiment Armory in Harlem for additional amenities. The plan is to basically have all parts of the city involved and showcased. However, this has required rezoning – expensive rezoning, and if the expected 2013 budget is any indication, it will be city renters who pick up the bill...

    The New York Post, 4/21/2012



    HARLEY SWEEPS SOUTHERN CLUSTER AS CANDIDACY RESURGES!

    …Governor Brown has narrowly achieved victory in Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Tennessee…

    The Arizona Republic, 4/24/2012



    GRAHAM, RAMSEY EXIT WHITE HOUSE RACE

    ...Governor Dave Ramsey, who was running a “favorite son” candidacy after underperforming in the First April Cluster, has dropped out after losing his home state of Tennessee’s primary, and has endorsed Governor Grammer...

    The Boston Globe, 4/25/2012



    …When Hudson Holliday ended his White House bid on April 28, his passionate endorsement of the boisterous Harley Brown highlighted an “image” problem on Grammer’s end. Citing the need for an “image of strength,” Holliday declared that Brown would be more intimidating on the world stage, and claimed that a former actor would be taken seriously by other countries, especially those “who hate America, like China, Myanmar, Eritrea and Sudan.” Despite Grammer’s own record as Governor, he continued to receive flak for the perception of his candidacy. On the other hand, Grammer’s candidacy seemed to be the one most palatable to the milieu of the Republican party and, albeit to a less extent, the D.C. political establishment as well.

    Nevertheless, in the wake of Harley Brown sweeping all four of the latest primaries, Grammer felt the need to add more verve to his campaign schedule and rhetoric in order to avoid a deadlocked convention or an upset Brown victory. His campaign team’s 'numericalized' data did little to answer the question of how to best appeal to those to Grammer’s left, outside of straight-up making phony promises. Instead, Grammer doubled down on his message of “sensible conservatism” to frame government intervention not as interference or welfare assistance but as government patriotically “giving back to the people”…

    – Miriam Pawel’s The Grammer Campaign, Doubleday, 2013



    …In the spring of 2012, McDonald’s began an internal investigation to determine how to improve how their frosty machines due to continuous malfunctions and breakdowns. A steady decline in frosty sales over the years began to finally yield concerns at the top, as the Directors began to wonder if declining quality in customer service was causing once-loyal patrons to begin buying frozen goods at rising franchises such as Culver’s instead...

    – Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal, Mariner Books, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2012



    TONIGHT’S PRIMARY RESULTS: Near-Even Split: Brown Wins Kentucky and Kansas, Grammer Picks Up New York and Rhode Island

    – thehoustonchronicle.co.usa, 5/1/2012



    …longshot candidate Robert Burck, better known as The Naked Cowboy to New York City residents, has bowed out of his race for the Presidency after failing to receive any delegates in last night’s Republican primary contests. Burck, a conservative populist who had won no primaries thus far, was hoping that his small handful of delegates would deadlock the Republican National Convention and allow himself to step in as either a kingmaker or a compromise candidate. However, Burck has now announced his support for Governor Harley Brown. Burck’s withdrawal means that Governors Grammer and Brown are the last two candidates in the race…

    – ABC News, 5/2/2012 broadcast



    FDA WARNS CONSUMERS OF “SEVERE RISK”: Toxic Heavy Metals Discovered In Baby Food Products

    …The F.D.A. is currently in the process of contacting stores, ordering the products to be pulled from shelves immediately…

    The New York Times, 5/3/2012



    4 May 2012: On this day in history, Nicole Brown Simpson publishes a book entitled “If I Did It,” referring to her repeat pleads of innocence over the years in connection to the mysterious murder of her husband, Orenthal James “O.J.” Simpson. The book, meant to highlight the ridiculousness of theories claiming that she did in fact murder her husband in self-defense back in 1995, instead only raises awareness of these theories. Simpson causes more controversy during interview given during the subsequent book tour, in which she fails to truly justify the book’s title and premise, leading to several fervid lafpics.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    GRAMMER REGAINS GROUND IN MIDWESTERN CLUSTER: Brown Wins Arkansas, Grammer Wins Illinois, Iowa, Ohio

    The Chicago Tribune, 5/8/2012



    …The F.E.C. is formally investigating Bernie Goetz for alleged misuse of personal and campaign funds during brief Presidential run earlier this year…

    – KNN, 5/9/2012 Breaking News



    GRAMMER SWEEPS ARCADIAN CLUSTER

    …the actor-turned-Governor of California won the states of Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Washington, while the colorful Governor of Idaho won West Virginia with ease... US Senator and former Presidential candidate William Weld (R) received 20% of the vote in his home state of Massachusetts’ primary despite Weld no longer being a candidate in the race …The last time a “favorite son” won a primary, and the last time an undeclared candidate won a primary contest, was in 1992, when supporters of former Vice President J. J. Polonko Jr. wrote in his name in the GOP Presidential primary in New Jersey...
    – The Chattanooga Times Free Press, 5/15/2012



    GRAMMER CLINCHES THE NOMINATION!

    …with the latest round of primary contests, the Governor of California has obtained enough delegates to now be the Republican Party’s Presidential nominee-in-waiting…

    The New York Times, 5/16/2012



    Herbert Powell
    is a recurring character on the long-running TV series “Futurama,” which premiered on September 17, 1994. Voiced by Danny DeVito, the character is the long-lost half-brother of NNYC Mayor Homer Simpson. Simpson is a more frequently featured recurring character in the series, often dealing with the mayhem caused by the main characters of the series (the crew of the Planet Express delivery company) but also often turning to them for help during various crises. Powell, being less successful than his brother, is best known for attempting numerous and diverse get-rich-quick schemes, often with Bender’s support. Powell has developed complex relationships with other characters on the show, struggled to establish mutual trust between him and Simpson, and often gets the Planet Express crew, especially Bart and Key, into trouble during his efforts to achieve fame and fortune while.

    Powell has received fairly positive reviews from critics and audiences, He has been described as a being “best in small doses,” a “surprisingly complex character,” a “shoulder devil” to characters to drive the plot of episodes along, and “a character with positive and negative traits – temperamental, impatient, mischievous and money-hungry, but also insecure, lonely, sympathetic and remorseful – and a certain charm that only DeVito can pull off.” As of May 18, 2012, Herbert Powell has appeared in 31 episodes; Powell has had non-speaking visual appearances in 15 episodes (mostly in crowd scenes (parties, sporting events, angry mobs, refugee centers, panicked masses, etc.) but also in montages), has had minor speaking appearances in 4 episodes, and has been “featured” as a main character in 12 episodes.

    FEATURED APPEARANCES (show / hide)

    1: “O Brother, How Are Ya?” (Episode 1 of Season 3) – first aired September 13, 1996
    Herbert Powell, a seller of “salvaged” spacecrafts on the far side of the Horsehead Nebula, travels to Earth to accuse Professor Farnsworth of stealing his design for a spacecruiser that he believes will be the “next big thing.” Finding the Professor at city hall, where Farnsworth is working with the Mayor on a plan to defeat a race of owls that are quickly evolving into man-eating crabs (a plotline that plays out in the background for the rest of the episode), Powell crashes the meeting and he and the mayor are shocked by how much they resemble each other.
    Searching the Mayor’s late father’s documents for an answer, Lisa Wong uncovers a secret confession that the Professor deciphers; the confession reveals the father’s one-time affair, which was taboo because the woman was from New Jersey, and thus the affair had to be hidden. Feeling guilty for living a privileged life while Powell grew up in “space poverty,” Simpson treats Powell to a night on the town (triggering a montage of the brothers hanging out while the city is being increasingly overrun by “crowls” (crab-owls), only for the two to be having too much fun to notice).
    After a week of Powell “crashing” at the Mayor’s apartment, Simpson is downplaying Powell “practically moving in” at a meeting with the Planet Express crew. Returning home, though, Simpson overhears Powell talking on a virt-phone, trying to use his brother’s mayoral connections to expand his spacecrafts business. Outraged, Simpson interrupts the virt-meeting, accuses Powell to taking advantage of him, and kicks him out. The argument spills outside the apartment, with Powell accusing Simpson of only humoring him out of guilt and not due of genuine care. The argument is cut short by a new breed of mega-crowls “rudely” walking by and snipping off Simpson’s outstretched hand. In the next scene, Powell is on a spacebus heading back to the Horsehead Nebula, while Simpson, with his hand reattached but bandaged, immediately regrets rejecting his sole living relative. Roaming the streets of NNYC while sad, panicked passersby mistake the disheveled and crying mayor as being despondent over the mega-crowls taking over the city.
    (The mega-crowls are later shown being chased into underground caves beneath New Trenton at the start of the next episode, but the Mayor and Herbert Powell are not mentioned in that episode).

    2: “Voyage of The Evergreen” (Episode 14 of Season 3) – first aired February 28, 1997
    Herbert Powell returns to NNYC to ask Simpson for forgiveness for taking advantage of his half-brother in his previous appearance. Powell then visits the Planet Express crew to reveal that, upon returning to the Horsehead Nebula, he discovered that the design he thought he had creating independently (as described in his previous episode) was actually a design he traced over while intoxicated. To make amends for giving the crew a fright at the start of his previous episode, Powell gives the crew a free trip to the Horsehead Nebula Hotel, Spa and Amusement Park. However, Leela and Key soon question how he can afford to pay for the trip; this leads to the two of them investigating while the rest of the crew enjoy the amenities. Eventually, Leela and Key discover that Powell plans on using their luggage to smuggle out space contraband in exchange for the money he needs to open a legitimate used spacecraft store. They reveal his plans to the rest of the crew, only for them to support the scheme to thank Powell for the great time they’ve had there. The scheme is successful. Leela chastises Powell for his ill-gotten gains, seemingly guilting Powell into deleting his funds. After the crew drop Powell off in the Horsehead Nebula, though, it is revealed that Powell deleted a fake fund-drive and saved the real one, only to discover he must have switched them accidently, as his current fund-drive is empty; the episode ends with the reveal that Leela switched the fund-drives and, after momentarily contemplating pocketing the money for herself, went ahead and deleted the funds.

    3: “Brother, Can You Spare a Design?” (Episode 23 of Season 3) – first aired May 30, 1997
    The episode begins with a newsreel describing how Powell has partnered with ex-cons to establish a spacecraft design company that is a rising star in the industry. Meanwhile, Mayor Simpson has lost re-election over a scandal (he was caught on camera eating deep-dish pizza). Hoping to improve his relationship with his brother, Powell invites Simpson to the Horsehead Nebula and gives him a job as head of the creativity division at the design company. However, while Homer proves to be an efficient organizer, he lacks the creativity needed for the job, so hires the Planet Express crew to help him. Unfortunately, with there being “too many cooks in the levitating kitchen,” and with Powell placing blind faith in Simpson and ignoring the warnings of the company co-founders, the new designs are unveiled, revealing hideous creations that even the aliens from Planet Vomit find repulsing. The disastrous public event calls the company’s backers and sponsors to pull all funding, resulting in the company going bankrupt and in the ex-con co-founders shivving him and harvesting many of Powell’s “non-vital organs” to be “even.” Angered by his sudden fall from grace and back to being destitute, Powell accuses Simpson of sabotage; Simpson swears it was not a revenge plot driven by jealousy over their reversals in fortune, with Bender claiming the mayor is too incompetent to do such a thing on purpose. Powell still blames Simpson and the Planet Express crew, along with his own blind faith in the idea of family, for ruining the company. Powell then drops them off in NNYC before disowning his brother and leaving for parts unknown; the final shot shows Powell expressing sadness and possibly remorse as he travels away from Earth. The episode later received some controversy for its allegedly “insensitive” depiction of ex-cons.

    4: “Life In New Jersey and Other Fun Places” (Episode 4 of Season 5) – first aired October 16, 1998
    The Planet Express spend the first third of the episode carrying out a dangerous mission to deliver goods to an outpost in the hopeless landscape of New Jersey, and when they are about to leave, discover Powell has been living in the grim region for six months, having failed to find work anywhere else. The crew decides to let him stay at the Planet Express headquarters and help him find a job. Eventually and reluctantly, Powell begs his brother (re-elected Mayor in the time since Powell’s previous episode) for help. Despite accusations of nepotism, Simpson puts Powell to work as a case worker for New Jersey refugees. Powell excels at the position and is quickly promoted, only for an office rival to discover that he is mishandling cases. Simpson is forced to fire him, but due to Powell saving his money due to being used to frugal spending, he now has enough saved up to invest in a new enterprise – pumping out sellable water from Jupiter’s moon, Europa. The two brothers depart with a heartfelt goodbye, as they forgive each other for past transgressions.

    5: “Gone With The Finned” (Episode 11 of Season 5) – first aired January 15, 1999
    The episode begins with Powell – whom the city is convinced is another hoodlum who coincidently looks like the “deceased” Herbert Powell hoodlum responsible for The Europa Incident – being sentenced to community service for rooting for the New Boston Red Sockets during an NNYC Batteryball game. Powell, working off his hours by helping students at Bart’s school, helps Bart come up with “the angle” for a music-themed school project. Their time together leads to them becoming friends. Meanwhile, a B-plot develops involving Patty the robot being courted by a paranoid member of the mafia. Soon after, Powell and Bart are visiting the NNYC Aquarium when highly-evolved fish-people from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean attack the place to “liberate [their] distant cousins from custody.” Powell seemingly dies in the ensuing melee. However, after observing inconsistencies with the circumstances of his “death,” Bart uses the skills Powell taught him to discover Powell alive in a hideout. He learns Powell took the attack (which he had learned about in advance from a tip from one of his “contacts” in the city) as an opportunity to fake his death and escape his creditors in the robot mafia. However, Patty, out of curiosity, followed Bart to the hideout, not realizing her boyfriend’s goons were following her. Soon after, the mafia attack Powell’s hiding place, and he must “face the music,” which becomes literal in the subsequent showdown.

    6: “20,000 Lightyears Beyond The Sea” (Episode 18 of Season 6) – first aired March 31, 2000
    Powell seems to have settled down into a normal life in NNYC with a promising career at his own advertising agency, only for Bender to convince him to join him on a get-rich-quick scheme of his own. The scheme begins a long and complex series of events that threatens the city. Powell saves the day with Bender’s help, but when Bender tries to take credit for it, Powell calls him out on it; this feud creates a bitter rivalry between the two in the third act, when Bender opens his own advertising company at the Planet Express station with the help of Professor Farnsworth. The conflict is only resolved when Leela and Lisa plan an intervention.

    7: “Around the Galaxy in 80 Seconds” (Episode 25 of Season 9) – first aired June 6, 2003
    At the start of the “bottle” episode, the Planet Express crew are returning home from a dangerous delivery when they come across Powell, who, after another get-rich-quick scheme went awry, has lost all his funds and is hitchhiking through the galaxy. Saying goodbye to his travelling companion, a large-headed robot named Marvin (a reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy), Powell hitches a ride with them back to Earth. Along the way, Powell is restless because there’s nothing that he can do to help them on the ship. He tries his hand at several assignments, but due to his mischievous ways, he instinctively does things in counterintuitive ways. However, when the ship is besieged by space pirates, Powell finally shows his usefulness by using the power of suggestion to trick the pirates and get them out of the scrape.

    8: “The Earthicanization of Herbert Powell” (Episode 19 of Season 11) – first aired April 8, 2005
    With Powell’s advertising business finally becoming a success, he considers settling down and starting a family. He soon falls for a beautiful woman, only for it to be revealed that he is becoming a victim of a get-rich-quick scheme spun by an all-female band of con artists. Leela, Patty and Lisa uncover the hoax and, after several tries, finally prove to Powell that his new girlfriend is tricking him. Not liking being on the other side, he pairs up with Bender to trick the tricksters. Their plan works, but due to Powell being heartbroken over the deception, pledges to do “only honest living” from now on, but is already showing difficulty in doing so by the end of the episode. Final line in the episode suggests that Mayor Simpson either hired the con artists to trick Powell and be caught in the act by Leela, Patty and Lisa in order to get his brother to turn over a new leaf, or that he knew Powell was being duped and but nothing for the same reason.

    9: “Mutiny on the Bot-knee” (Episode 14 of Season 14) – first aired March 7, 2008
    Herbert inadvertently stumbles into the role of being second-in-command for a gang of urban crime pirates. However, when he learns the crew plan to steal millions from the Mayor’s apartment, he must let his brother know without the gang learning about it.

    10: “Bots In Toyland” (Episode 7 of Season 15) – first aired November 7, 2008
    In a B-plot, Powell takes offense to his holographic image being present in City Hall’s “Hall of Shame.” After government bureaucracy delays the process of having his hologram removed from the hall, Powell decides to get rid of it by stealing it one night. With Bender’s help, Powell removes the hologram during a lightning storm, but as they make their exit, the two and the hologram are struck by lightning, splitting the hologram from his plaque and allowing Holo-Powell to run around free, causing mayhem. The two return to the Planet Express station and convince the crew to help them track down the rouge hologram. However, when they corner it, they feel sympathy for it. They ultimately capture it, but then set it free on a Tron-like planet.

    11: “Hi, Ma” (Episode 18 of Season 16) – first aired April 16, 2010
    While bonding with Key over the loss of family, Powell finds out that his long-lost mother is still alive, leading to Key and Powell travelling together to find her. This “heartwarming” episode is often considered to be one of the best episodes of the “Modern Futurama” era.

    12: “Crowl on a Hot Solar Panel” (Episode 21 of Season 18) – first aired May 18, 2012
    The Planet Express crew wake up in a trashed hotel with Powell and Police Chief Clancy Corvallis but no memory how they got there. Through the use of the Professor’s inventions the crew compile the events of the past two days, revealing an overuse of “drama juice” and the abduction of a small boy from Sagan’s Nebula who Powell discovers is his son (the product of a one-night stand), whom Powell was never told about. This is Powell’s recent appearance.

    MINOR SPEAKING APPEARANCES (show / hide)

    1: “Up And Atom” (Episode 4 of Season 4) – first aired October 17, 1997
    Powell appeared in a non-canon comic book-themed sequence as “Dr. Deadbeat,” an ineffective supervillain who tries to pretend to have powers through special effects and gimmicks; he is easily defeated by the Planet Express crew, who play the heroes in the sequence. This is Powell’s fourth appearance in the series overall.

    2: “The Wong Turn” (Episode 7 of Season 5) – first aired December 5, 1998
    Powell shows up at the start of the episode, revealing his Europa Water enterprise has released a Lovecraftian monster from the moon’s core, damaging several celestial bodies. Wanting by several police organizations and with a huge bounty on his head, Powell seeks refuge in NNYC. However, most of the episode focuses on Lisa’s time on the NNYPD, which she joined as a Special Deputy due to its personnel shortage brought on by so many officers leaving to search for Powell. Powell’s B-plot disappears during the second act; it doesn’t play out until the near-end of the episode, when Powell uses Professor Farnsworth’s closing machine to leave an identical corpse in NNY’s harbor for the police to find. This is Powell’s sixth appearance in the series overall.

    3: “Seven Brides for Seven Robots” (Episode 14 of Season 7) – first aired February 2, 2001
    Powell makes three brief “telecall” appears during the course of the episode. In his first telecall, Powell anxiously requests money from the Planet Express crew. In his second telecall, he requests help escaping from “these kidnapping guys.” His third and final telecall consists of him semi-incoherently shouting at the screen while riding a space-bike and seemingly being chased by his former captors.

    4: “From Here to Electricity” (Episode 3 of Season 8) – first aired September 28, 2001
    The final scene in the episode reveals that Powell has found a new job as a crooked prison guard at the prison to which this episode’s antagonist has been sent. In a 2007 interview, this episode’s writers revealed that they purposely chose to leaving the ending ambiguous “in case [they] wanted to bring…back” this episode’s antagonist in a future episode; however, as of May 18, 2012, said antagonist has not appeared again in the series; the character’s story, though, was continued in Futurama Comic Book #77, Vol. 3 (2009).

    NON-SPEAKING VISUAL APPEARANCES (show / hide)

    1: For Whom the Hypno-Toad Croaks (Episode 17 of Season 8) – first aired March 29, 2002
    Powell appears briefly at a scene at the beginning of the episode; he one of the many party guests who run away in a panic upon seeing the Planet Express ship about to crash land into their black-tie event.

    2: “Road To…Somewhere” (Episode 4 of Season 10) – first aired October 17, 2003
    Powell can be seen in the angry mob during the third act.

    3: “Citizen Key” (Episode 20 of Season 10) – first aired April 16, 2004
    Powell is briefly seen in the foreground of a large crowd congratulating Key at the start of the second act.

    4: “Mr. Corvallis Goes to New Washington State” (Episode 5 of Season 11) – first aired October 29, 2004
    Powell is shown in a part of the campaign montage.

    5: “The Empty-Headed Professor” (Episode 11 of Season 12) – first aired January 6, 2006
    Powell is one of the many people hypnotized by the Hypno-Toad’s rival, Mesmero-Frog, during its takeover montage; he is seen again in the third act as part of the crowd of hypnotized citizens, but despite his mouth moving, his voice isn’t heard, as all crowd-members are speaking in unison.

    6: “Cheaper By The Passel” (Episode 22 of Season 12) – first aired May 12, 2006
    Powell can quickly be seen in two crowd scenes during the episode’s sporting events montage.

    7: “1,001 Crustaceans” (Episode 6 of Season 13) – first aired November 17, 2006
    Powell can be briefly seen the refugee camp during the second act; he is discussing something with some the race drivers from the third episode on Season 12, but because it is in the background, neither he nor the drivers are heard.

    8: “Come Back, Little Syboujitifes” (Episode 1 of Season 14) – first aired September 7, 2007
    Powell is one of the characters assembled by Corvallis to serve as waiters for the event in the third act; all of them have apparently agreed to the job in exchange for “the charges [being] dropped.” He is one of the non-speaking waiters.

    9: “A Spacecar Named Debbie” (Episode 8 of Season 14) – first aired November 30, 2007
    Powell can briefly be seen running for safety in the background in one scene. Later, he can be seeing hiding out in the bunker that is quickly inspected during the sequences when the Planet Express crew are looking for Key.

    10: “Nelson’s Pendulum” (Episode 16 of Season 14) – first aired February 15, 2008
    Powell is briefly seen among the spectators at the sporting events occurring at the start of the episode. He can be seen attempting to steal a hot dog from a young an alien boy, until for the hot dog to produce an arm, smack Powell across the face, and return to its place on the alien’s plate.

    11: “Mona Leela” (Episode 25 of Season 14) – first aired June 6, 2008
    Powell is seen briefly during the both panicked and angry crowd during the third act.

    12: “The Last Weekend” (Episode 9 of Season 15) – first aired December 5, 2008
    Powell is seen throughout the third act. Powell is first seen entering the Doomsday Party as an invited guest, with Bart commenting on his suit’s malfunctioned collapsible hanger which seems to be fused to his skin due to some sort of accident, and Powell non-verbally excusing himself. Powell is seen again among the other party guests with marks of damage on his suit. Powell is then repeatedly seen in the background in several more party scenes.

    13: “Till The Smog Rolls By” (Episode 12 of Season 15) – first aired January 16, 2009
    Powell appears at the end of the episode and, upon seeing the damage left behind by the events of the episode, asks “Whoa, what’d I miss?”

    14: “Key West” (Episode 6 of Season 16) – first aired November 13, 2009
    Powell can be seen in the panicked crowd in the first act; he is later seen in the background during the second act, diving into the harbor to save his suitcase, drying out his belongings, and then diving back into the water to recover his hat before finally saving a drowning child, who kicks him before running away.

    15: “By A Roll of The Hendecagon” (Episode 18 of Season 17) – first aired April 8, 2011
    Powell is seen among a row of citizens mourning the money they lost betting on the losing team in the third act.

    – wikia.co.can/futurama/characters/recurring_characters/Herbert_Powell



    GRAMMER WINS MISSOURI, SOUTH CAROLINA, AND WISCONSIN PRIMARIES UNOPPOSED

    – 273towin.co.usa, 5/22/2012



    WASHINGTON STATE LEGISLATURE PASSES PRETRIAL FAIRNESS ACT, ENDING STATE’S MONEY BOND SYSTEM

    ...“The bail bonds system has made it so access to wealth determines how long one awaits trial in jail before the case is even decided,” argued one supporter of the bill. “It is unfair, humiliating and degrading to have it so money determines whether one is in jail or free while awaiting trial.” The passing of the landmark legislation aims to “alleviate financial burden from people.” However, opponents in the state legislature claimed that the revenue brought in by the bail money system will now need to be replaced with higher taxes to make up the difference, lest the courts fail to have the funding needed to operate properly and efficiently…

    The Boston Globe, 5/24/2012



    F.D.A. INDICTS BABY FOOD COMPANY LEADERS OVER TOXIC HEAVY METALS IN PRODUCTS

    …the indictments concern the company leaders allegedly knowing of the dangerously high levels of inorganic arsenic, lead, cadmium and mercury, and failing to report them to the Food and Drug Administration or to the US Department of Agriculture…

    The Los Angeles Times, 5/28/2012



    DID THE JACKSON HAVE PARATORE KILLED?

    Exactly one year ago, Jim Paratore (1953-2012), a TV producer for The Herring Network and several independent newsletter and ontech magazine startups, died suddenly, abruptly, and without warning from a heart attack. Paratore was an outspoken critic of the Jackson and Wellstone administrations, and before his death claimed there was “undoubtedly more evidence” of Jackson being anti-Semitic. Is it possible that Paratore was murdered for attempting to find Audio-Visual evidence of Jesse Jackson Sr. saying anti-Semitic things, and was silenced in an effort to keep Wellstone from losing re-election?!

    – conspiracytheoriesforum.co.usa, 5/29/2013 posting thread “motherpost”



    …and in political news, Governor Grammer, the Republican presumptive nominee for President, won last night’s primaries, in Nebraska and for Republicans Abroad, with over 80% and 90% of the vote, respectively…

    – ABC News, 5/30/2012 broadcast



    IRELAND PASSES ABORTION AMENDMENT IN NATIONAL REFERENDUM

    …The people of Ireland have voted to amend their constitution to permit the Oireachtas to pass legislation favoring abortion. Specifically, the legislation will amend their national constitution’s prohibiting of abortion except in cases where there is serious risk to the life of the mother. It will effectively repeal the eighth amendment of Ireland’s constitution. …The referendum on the subject was approved decisively (59.7% to 40.3%) and amid high voter turnout…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 31/5/2012



    “I can’t comment on why Goetz said what he did; personally, I still believe he was just tired or drunk and didn’t mean at all anything that he said. Or maybe it was a doctored video like Goetz said it was, I couldn’t say. But I can say one thing. I could tell that Goetz wasn’t going to win the nomination, that the division of the conservative votes was going to let some wimp like Grammer get the nomination. And frankly, I’d just gotten sick of the pompousness of the Republican establishment. They weren’t listening to their core supporters – the conservatives of this country that for too long had been ignored by both parties. So before the primaries had even started, I started to organize an alternative to the two-state dilemma.”

    – Jason Buck, NPR interview, 2015



    …with tonight’s final round of primaries in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota all adding to the total delegate counts of presumptive nominees Kelsey Grammer and Paul Wellstone, tonight concludes 104 contests – that’s 57 contests per major party total, accounting for 52 states, plus four U.S. territories – the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam, and the Northern Mariana Islands – and Americans Abroad…

    – CBS Evening News, 6/5/2012 broadcast



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    Popular vote:

    Kelsey Grammer – 10,305,032 (54.5%)

    Harley Brown – 4,972,889 (26.3%)

    Lindsey Graham – 1,342,490 (7.1%)

    Bernie Goetz – 718,515 (3.8%)

    David Brown – 397,075 (2.1%)

    Robert Burck – 302,534 (1.6%)

    Rupert Boneham – 226,899 (1.2%)

    Lyle W. Hillyard – 170,175 (0.9%)

    William Weld – 151,267 (0.8%)

    All other votes – 321,442 (1.7%)

    Total votes cast: 18,908,315 (100.0%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Democratic Party Presidential Primaries, 2012

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    – clickopeida.co.usa



    COBAIN TALKS MENTAL ILLNESS IN CANDID NEW INTERVIEW

    “It was cool meeting with him last summer. Growing up, John Lennon was definitely my favourite Beatle, hands down. I don’t know who wrote what parts of what Beatles songs, but Paul McCartney embarrasses me. Lennon was obviously disturbed [laughs]. So I could relate to that.” …“It was great to finally hang out him because from the books I’ve read — and I’m so skeptical of anything I read, especially in rock books. So I just felt really sorry for him. It seemed like for a lot of the time, his life was a prison. He tried to get out by getting into politics, but that shit just kept him in. He was imprisoned. It’s not fair. That’s the crux of the problem that I’ve had with becoming a celebrity — the way people deal with celebrities. It needs to be changed; it really does.”

    Cobain then talked about the parallels between how he and Lennon struggled with coping with the dark side of fame: “No matter how hard you try, it only comes out like you’re bitching about it. I can understand how a person can feel that way and almost become obsessed with it. But it’s so hard to convince people to mellow out. Just take it easy, have a little bit of respect.”
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    – tumbleweedmagazine.co.usa, 6/10/2012 article




    ANTONIO VILLAR ELECTED NEW DNC CHAIR

    …Villar (b. 1953), a longtime party insider, easily defeated former US Representative Edward Paul “Ed” Hernandez (b. 1957) for the position…

    The Washington Post, 6/12/2012



    SURREAL SLEEPER HIT SHOWS AVENUE FOR UNCONVENTIONAL ANIMATION STILL WIDE OPEN

    …A hit with its loyal fan base and not too difficult to follow for those just learning about the techtoon series that reached its peak in the mid-aughties, The Homestar Runner Movie is a flashier, better-animated love letter to the original cartoon shorts which, much like this movie, is gaining moviegoer attention by word-of-mouth… The creators behind film have indicated that they do not plan on making a cinematic sequel despite this film’s apparent financial success in order to “preserve the integrity and style” of the characters…

    Variety, 6/14/1996 review



    …Various media outlets reported that the Grammer campaign was considering numerous possible contenders for the position of running mate. Among them, the most frequently mentioned were the following individuals:

    – Incumbent US Senators: Gus Bilirakis of Florida, Randy Brock of Ohio, Helen Chenoweth of Idaho, Barbara Cubin of Wyoming, Luis Fortuno of Puerto Rico, Kay Granger of Texas, Lyle W. Hillyard of Utah, Clyde Cecil Holloway of Louisiana, Hillary Rodham-Clinton of Tennessee, Margaret A. “Meg” Ryan of North Carolina, Michael Steele of Maryland and William Weld of Massachusetts

    – Incumbent Governors: Rupert Boneham of Indiana, Harley Brown of Idaho, Mark Darr of Arkansas, Fred Grandy of Iowa, Lynn Jenkins of Kansas, Maureen O’Connor of Ohio, Dave Ramsey of Tennessee and David Woods of Alabama

    – Former US Senators: Jim Edgar of Illinois, Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas

    – Former Governors: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina

    – Incumbent US Representatives: Mark Sanford of South Carolina, John E. Sununu of New Hampshire, Rob Portman of Ohio and Jim Webb of Virginia

    – Other: singer-songwriter Toby Keith of Oklahoma, US Army General (ret.) Ronald L. “Ron” Kovic of New York and Dean of West Point Glenn Rieth of Virginia

    In mid-June, Rodham-Clinton reported declined being considered for running mate, citing her daughter still battling cancer at the time. After Grammer became the party’s presumptive nominee, most media outlets began reporting that Grammer’s shortlist included, Brock, Brown, Granger, Ramsey, and Weld, with Boneham, Hillyard and Steele occasionally being included on these supposed shortlists as well…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Grammer had favored picking Kay Granger from the beginning, but the circumstances had changed since then. The California moderate’s inner circle was convinced that he needed not just a conservative running mate, but a “hard-edged” [8] conservative.

    “Despite the speeches, analysis shows you still have a ‘soft’ image that does well among women independents but poorly among male conservatives and very poorly among male and female populists,” his Chief of Protocol, Charlotte Schultz, explained.

    “Am I at least doing well among BLUTAGO populists?” Grammer asked.

    “Actually, no, they mostly supported Harley.”

    “Damn!” He laconically replied. “Options, people?”

    “I think we should select a populist. The biggest candidate we need to placate is Brown, since he received more votes than anyone else in the primaries. Maybe pick someone he would approve of, that could get him to endorse us,” noted Schultz.

    According to most sources, it was Grammer’s Deputy Chief of Staff who then suggested the Governor select Harley Brown himself for running mate, explaining that “He could give us a lot of headache if he’s against us instead of with us. At least offering it to him could be a big olive branch to them.”

    “How about we offer him a cabinet position?”

    “He would very likely want a military post,” Schultz surmised. “Probably defense, Navy Secretary, maybe even National Security Advisor.”

    Grammer mulled over the situation. “There needs to be some other effective way to appeal to the Brown backers.” Rubbing his jaw, he considered aloud “Maybe if I brought back my beard. Grew it out again.”

    The Governor’s media strategist shook her head. “Bad optics, sir. It either reminds people of the President’s beard or of the beard worn by that villain you played in that movie a few years back.”

    “It’s a cultural thing, sir,” the Governor’s Chief of Staff, Paul Wachter, added. “Most people see Brown as surly, boisterous and unkempt and see you as refined and dignified.

    “You mean they think I’m pompous, don’t you? Please, give it to me straight.”

    “Many voters still see you as stuffy and you apparently come off as too opinionated at times.”

    “But that’s not me, that’s Dr. Frasier Crane. I’m not Frasier Crane!”

    “Well, that ‘I’m listening’ soundbite didn’t help you make that distinction, honey,” the lovely Mrs. Grammer bluntly but sympathetically observed.

    Grammer sighed, “Polemical remarks aside, I think it’s best that we start vetting Boneham and the two Kays immediately.”

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    TRUCK OFF!

    Premiered: June 30, 2012

    Genre(s): action

    Directed by: Don Michael Paul

    Written by: Barry L. Levy and Ron Underwood

    Produced by: Ogden Gavanski

    Main Cast: Duane Sand, Luciano Huck, Sithembile Xola Pearl Thusi, Matthew Ansara, and Gary “G-Thang” Johnson, with Robert “Reb” Brown and David Mayer de Rothschild

    See Full Cast Here

    Synopsis:

    The film centers on a demolition derby as viewed from the perspective of several characters, with some of them genuinely aiming to win its hefty cash prize, while others plan to use the event as a cover for unrelated crimes, such as a bank robbery, an assassination, and a drug transfer. Their paths clash and become intertwined in a chain reaction of high-octane action and misadventure.

    Reception:

    The film was considered a financial success due to nearly doubling the money put into it. Audiences gave the film generally positive reviews. While critics panned it, some did single out the performance of actor Duane Sand (in his first “main character” role) as the best aspect of the film, possibly contributing him receiving more prominent film roles during the 2010s decade…

    – mediarchives.co.usa, c. 2019



    SANTIAGO CREEL ELECTED PRESIDENT OF MEXICO

    …with incumbent President Marcela Guerra Castillo (PRI) term-limited, the race saw a wide range of candidate vying for the Presidency… Santiago Creel (PAN) defeating Jesus Casillas Romero (PRI) means that Mexico will have a President from the PAN political party for the first time since 1994…

    The Houston Chronicle, 7/1/2012



    …after several weeks of bilateral talks, both United Turkestan and Azerbaijan have agreed to maritime boundaries along the Caspian Sea’s equidistant line…

    – BBC World News, 2/7/2012 broadcast



    “WHAT A VIEW!”: Mayor Wintersmith Opens The New Tallest Building In America

    …Chicago Mayor Al Wintersmith proudly cut the ribbon at the Grand Opening Ceremony of The Chicago Spire [S1], an impressive skyscraper that began being built in 2007. After five years of construction at 400 N. Lake Shore Drive, the towering structure topped-out at 150 floors and 2,000 feet exactly, surpassing the Sears Tower by nearly 600 feet, making this multipurpose site the new tallest building in Chicago and, at 2,000 feet surpasses the Twin Towers of New York City to become the tallest building in the US, and the second-tallest building in the world, behind the Dubai Tower of the U.A.E. by roughly 800 feet…

    The Chicago Tribune, 7/4/2012



    MOTHER-POST:

    What The Hell Did I Just Watch?: My Take On The Catdog Movie

    So The CatDog Movie finally hit theaters, and if you miss it, they plan on airing it on TV ahead of selling it on Micro-LD to maximize profit. And while its animation quality to vastly superior to the cartoon, this is not necessarily a good thing. The show experimented with facial expressions and how greatly they could exaggerate body movement, especially for Cat and Dog’s conjoined body, but this movie pushed it too far in my opinion. Some of that stuff was something out of a bad fever dream. Half the time I thought the animators were purposely messing with the audience. And don’t even get me started on the plot! Anyone else think the animation was too trippy, in a way that departed away from the style and tone of the series?

    >REPLY 1:

    Not to be a ruiner, but I though the premise of the story was pretty good. Through a misunderstanding, Lube leaves town to purchase a pizza but accidently takes a valuable item with him, prompting a search for him that has CatDog retrace famous locations from the show and also explore new ones. I don’t think the animation was too bad, either.

    >REPLY 2:

    I think they overdid it with the stretchiness of the animation because they were overcompensating for the crap story.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    Do they show how CatDog goes to the bathroom (I’ve only seen the commercials).

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    The opening scene is set in a public restroom. What do you think?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    You mean they show it?!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:

    You hear it, but they don’t hit you over the head with it. Besides, it really isn’t the most controversial part of the film. But I won’t ruin that for you.

    >REPLY 3:

    I liked the animation style, it reminded me of Mina and The Count, but much more detailed. Anyone remember that show? Anyway, I’m still surprised this got an AAA rating from the MPAA – there was at least one scene or two that I would not consider to be suitable for children.

    >REPLY 4:

    I didn’t like it as much as I thought I would. It was fun to look at, they kept the mysterious tone balanced, they didn’t reveal too much about the town and CatDog’s origin story (I like pondering all the theories instead of knowing outright what’s really going on because it allows me to look at the show through more than just one vantage point – it’s fun!) and the voice work was stellar as always, but the surprisingly cluttered and chaotic mess of a story didn’t sit well with me. At least they knew to take a breather for the ending, giving us a chance to say goodbye to these characters.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 4:

    Eh. They’ll probably just revive it in a few years. Happened once before, you know.

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 7/11/2012 posting



    GORDONMANIA: The Music Behind Gordon Lightfoot’s Resurgence In Popularity

    …the celebrated singer-songwriter’s voice has aged, and with it, his songwriting has evolved, taking on a more rustic and wise sort of tone and vibe that is different from yesteryear’s Lightfoot but is charming in a new way that seems to really speak to a new generation of Canadian fans and listeners…

    Vice, Canadian-American arts/lifestyle/culture magazine, July 2012 issue



    …The company made the announcement with the “New Frontier” commercial. The 30-second segment opened to a shot of The Colonel, played by a model whose face in never shown, hesitantly standing on a road in a forested area. A narrator says “This time, The Colonel is entering unknown territory.” A close-up shot of a sign-post reveals that this is the Kentucky-Tennessee border. The Colonel stand-in nervously taps his fingers on the top of his cane. As dramatic music swells, he nervously and cautiously steps over the border into Tennessee. The camera quickly cuts to rocks on the road trembling before cutting to the hill in front of the Colonel, showing a wave of ecstatic customers rushing toward him. As the seemingly descend upon him, the camera zooms in on the package in The Colonel’s other hand – “introducing: Nashville Hot KFC – crispy, juicy, spicy chicken in a marriage of The Colonel’s Original Recipe with the Nashville Hot Classic that is so good,” the narrator explains as the new offering is displayed before cutting back to The Colonel crowd surfing and then being paraded into Tennessee by the adoring crowd as the company icon showers the crowd with wings (all while The Colonel's face is away from the camera), “you won’t believe we didn’t think of this sooner.”…

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    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    …One political analyst opined, “Grammer continues the GOP tradition of nominating TV personalities. First, The Colonel with his commercials and movie cameos, then Lee Iacocca with his car commercials and that one cameo in Miami Vice. Now, the party has taken things up to eleven with the nomination of an actual TV star.”

    Another one noted, on T.O.N., no less, that “If elected, this supposed Man of The People will be the wealthiest President since Lee Iacocca and the ninth wealthiest in American history.” This was factual true, as Forbes had announced that Grammer had a net worth of $80million in 2010 [10]. For reference’s sake, George Washington was the wealthiest President in US history, with a net worth of $587million in 2016 dollars. After him was Thomas Jefferson with $236million. Lee Iacocca was the third-wealthiest US President ever with a net worth of $160million in 1992 [11]. Next on the list is Theodore Roosevelt at fourth-wealthiest, followed by Andrew Jackson, James Madison, Lyndon B. Johnson, and Herbert Hoover at eighth-wealthiest, with $83million in 2016 dollars. A President Grammer would come in at just under Hoover, at ninth place, above the next-wealthiest Presidents: Franklin Delano Roosevelt, John Tyler, Larry Miles Dinger, James Monroe, Martin Van Buren, Jeremiah Denton, Grover Cleveland, Jack Kemp, and John Quincy Adams, in that order [12] (Colonel Sanders, the twentieth-wealthiest President in US history, had a peak net worth of just $22million [13] due to his years of charity donations).

    Sadly, these passive-aggressive snipes from media allies were viewed by most with Wellstone’s inner circle as being the most affective forms of attack against the Grammer campaign in the summer of 2012. Despite all of the candidate’s flaws, from his history of drug use and his exorbitant wealth to his vague campaign message of “sensible conservatism,” the people behind the Wellstone re-election bid were failing to efficiently strategize ahead of the conventions. The President was tasked with doing his best to curb inflation rates while at the same time trying to keep the two sides of Wellstoneland – the presidency and the campaign – separate and distinct, with one band of backers running the campaign out of Minneapolis while another oversaw Presidency-centric operations in DC. Internal bickering over messaging, the level of attack (with Bob Ross reportedly sparring with Wellstone’s Chief of Staff over the merits and shortcoming of taking “the high road”) and other aspects made for a chaotic inner circle. Thankfully, internal disputes did not spill into the news media, and was successfully kept out of public view. Really, the only major indication of internal problems was the inconsistent pacing of official press releases.

    Nevertheless, the bulk of operations repeatedly switching back and forth between the one city and the other only highlighted the need for a more centralized campaign to be defined before the “home stretch” of the race truly began in late summer…

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    PM McTEER ANNOUNCES NEW TAX HIKES: Claims “Minor” Increases “Across The Board” Will Combat Rising Inflation Rates

    The Calgary Herald, daily newspaper in Alberta, Canada, 7/27/2012



    …According to a source close to the Grammer campaign, California Governor and Republican nominee-in-waiting Kelsey Grammer has, after weeks of delay and just a few weeks ahead of the Republican National Convention, finally selected a running mate... [14]

    – CBS Evening News, 7/30/2012 broadcast




    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] While the Powerpuff Girls was inspired by the pre-major-butterflies artwork of Margaret Keane, McCracken conceived the series “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends” after he and his fiancé adopting dogs from a shelter in the mid-2000s; given that there’s a lot of variables at play there (who he dates/marries, if he even opts to adopt dogs in the first place, etc.), I don’t think he would have developed it in OTL. @Igeo654 as for Wander over Yonder, it’s likely that the zaniness of that series shows up sooner in the characters of this Popeye the Sailor reboot series.
    [2] Credit to @Sunstone77 for this italicized line.
    [3] As described here: https://www.wired.com/2007/06/homestarrunner/
    [4] Picture from here: https://www.deviantart.com/redheadxilamguy/art/Homestar-Runner-with-actual-arms-603655432
    [5] My thoughts on the song, @Igeo654
    [6] These primary results are based on the poll results as they were on February 5, 2021
    [7] Italicized segments found here are quotes/bits from this OTL article: https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/kurt-cobain-favourite-beatles-member-john-lennon/
    [8] As put by @Sunstone77
    [9] An OTL skyscraper project that was cancelling IRL due to the 2007-2008 recession, which did not happen ITTL, and thus, this got built!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Spire
    [10] OTL, according to celebritynetworth.com
    [11] OTL, it was $150million at the time of his OTL death; here, he made this much by also being MLB Commissioner and by handling Chrysler and Ford differently, as mentioned in previous chapter (way back when).
    [12] Based on wikipedia’s list of Presidents by net worth.
    [13] OTL, the Colonel’s net worth was only $10million IOTL, according to celebritynetworth.com

    [14] Ahead of the 2012 RNC, I made a preference poll concerning who Grammer should pick to be his running mate: https://www.strawpoll.me/42590290

    And here’s a quick breakdown of the 6 options on the poll:

    US Sen. Randy Brock of Ohio, age 69 – a bit to the right of Grammer, both fiscally and socially, this African-American legislator could help win over states in the Midwest with his blue-collar appeal, help a President Grammer work with congress better, and improve minority voter turnout in favor of the GOP.
    Gov. Harley Davidson Brown of Idaho, age 58 – the surprise champion of the GOP’s populist faction during the primaries, his military experience and appeal to religious and blue-collar voters could counter Grammer’s weaknesses in all of those areas; Brown’s selection would very likely unite the party.
    US Sen. Kay Granger of Texas, age 70 – experienced in the inner workings of D.C. and from an electorally-rich state, her selection could improve female voter turnout in favor of the Republican ticket and better promote the image of Grammer’s candidacy being serious and professional.
    Fmr US Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas, age 69 – very similar to Granger except for being closer to the Religious Right, Hutchison also has made many connections to political donors since leaving office in 2009, and her being out of office could allow her to stump for Grammer should his gubernatorial duties call him away from the campaign trail.
    Gov. Dave Ramsey of Tennessee, age 52 – having a financial expert as second-in-command could help Grammer during any fiscal issues that could arise during his presidency (inflation and the budget have been very prominent political talking points as of late); his selection could also help better secure the south for the Republican column.
    US Sen. William Weld of Massachusetts, age 67 – his selection would reject calls for a unifying ticket and instead double-down on Grammer’s more liberal and "light-libertarian" policies, albeit at the risk of alienating conservatives, populists, and the Religious Right all still significant in the party, especially those already itching to bolt for a more satisfactory third-party option. ( @Light_Star 1)

    @Igeo654 – Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch was born in 1985, more than twenty years after the POD begins to really have an effect on things. So for sake of argument, let’s just assume that his parents still ended up together and conceived him and his twin sister at the same time that they did in OTL. And that like in OTL, the Hirsch twins spend their summers with their great aunt “graunty” Lois, who has a cabin in the woods like in OTL. It is possible he could make a show similar to Gravity Falls, but with a character named Graunty Lois in it. Or, since IOTL he went to CalArts and worked on other projects before making GF, maybe one of those projects takes off (his senior film “Off The Wall,” the cartoon short “Imaginary Friend” (IOTL, it’s about a little kid whose imaginary friend is a flying Richard Nixon (it’s available on YouTube!), so here it’d probably be about someone else), a scrapped stop-motion film for Laika Studios, etc.). It really all depends on whether or not the POD butterflied away the circumstances that lead to his parents meeting each other, conceiving him, and giving him the same upbringing that they did IOTL. Thoughts?

    @Tannenberg – I’ll include more glimpses into how the technet looks and other technet aspects in upcoming chapters; is there anything specific on your mind?

    @CamtheWideboi – “Lloyd Havaw Reese” is an alias (see Chapter 102’s footnotes)

    Glad my quote made it into the canon Should have seen it hurting his image a little though, but I suppose there's worse things he could be dealing with. I alwqys liked Kelsey with a beard but I understand how it tends to make him look more villainous and there being more pictures of him clean shaven then not, especially if you use his screenshots from his more modern shows like Boss.

    I'm also kind of confused as to who Lloyd Havaw Reese is. Who are they otl?
    It's an anagram. I'll cover it better in the next chapter.


    Also, some other people in case y’all were wondering about them:

    Jeremy Scahill (b. 1974) – investigative journalist praised for his work covering the Bernie Bros of 2004; began a part-time acting career in the 2010s

    Richard Sherzan (b. 1946) – served in the Iowa state House from 1979 to 1991, retiring to unsuccessfully run for a US Senate seat in 1990 but losing the Republican nomination to future President Larry Miles Dinger; later served in the Arizona state Senate from 2015 to 2019 (lost re-election).

    Gary Dockery (b. 1954) – Chief of Police/Sheriff for Walden, Tennessee during the 2000s decade; retired from law enforcement in 2014

    Leonard Peltier (b. 1944) – Native American activist and writer best known for being shot and wounded in a well-publicized example of Native Americans suffering police brutality, way back in 1981; currently travels the country promoting his culture at various functions

    Frederick Theodore “Ted” Rall III (b. 8/26/1963 in Cambridge, MA) – being in high school during the Trojan Tower Disaster increased his interest in engineering and applied himself better during his time at Columbia U, finally majoring in nuclear engineering and graduating in 1990; 13 years later, in 2003, shortly after being promoted to nuclear technician at a nuclear power plant near his hometown of Kettering, Ohio, he was blamed for also causing a nuclear meltdown after not following proper procedure, and was fired; after failing to challenge his dismissal in court, he was 40, unemployable, and in debt; after contemplating suicide, he became a born-again Christian and joined an Evangelical sect in Broward County, FL; he currently works as motivational speaker

    Dwight Grotberg (b. 1/26/1967) – Republican perennial candidate in North Dakota

    Lyle H. Boren (5/11/09-7/2/92) – father and grandfather of Oklahoma politicians David Boren and Dan Boren, respectively; opposed labor strikes on defense plants and supported expanding the federal government, actions mirrored by the political careers of his son and grandson.

    Aristeidis Alafouzos (1924-2017) – Greek shipowner and media mogul; owner of Glafki Maritime Limited, after entering shipping in 1964 and eventually entering a bitter rivalry against another wealthy merchant, Aristotle Onassis. The Aristeidis-Aristotle feud (which finally ended after more than 20 years with the former outliving the latter, who passed away in 1999 at the age of 93) was legendary in Greece and pretty much nowhere else.

    Paul America (b. Paul Johnson in 1944) – here, he never met Andy Warhol in 1965, was renamed Paul America, and became addicted to heroin and speed; instead, he became an anti-war beatnik (he was not “angry” or active enough to be a shoutnik) in the early 1960s and eventually became actor in many low-budget independent films during the 1970s and 1980s, but was best known for being a character actor in TV shows during the 1980s and 1990s; returned to political activism in the 1990s before landing an iconic role in the “Dark Tower” miniseries of the late 2000s decade; still alive, and still acting

    George Grizzard (1928-2007) actor like in OTL; among his more noteworthy roles was his portrayal of President Mondale in a 1989 miniseries

    Josefina Eugenia Vazquez Mota (b. 1/20/1961 in Mexico City) – billionaire businesswoman and political donor in Mexico with alleged Presidential aspirations

    Artyom Fyodorovich Sergeyev (5/3/1921 – 15/1/2008) – rose to Major General; die-hard Communist like IOTL, and his last words in 2008 were “I serve the Soviet Union” like IOTL; during the fall of the Soviet Union, he commanded Air Defenses around factories in eastern Ukraine despite wanting to contribute to the war effort against separatists during the USSR-UT War; he later claimed in interviews that had the “traitorous” Dmitriy Ustinov placed him in charge of aerial tactics during said war, the USSR would have “crushed the insurgents” and “returned to global dominance” by the end of the 1990s.

    Albert Speer Jr. (b. 1934) – strongly anti-Nazi architect and urban planner who opposed German reunification, believing the “German separation” guaranteed “global unity”; currently retired

    Jean-Marie Loret (1918-1985) – French railway worker whose mother claimed he was Hitler’s son, meaning that, through him, Hitler may have a grandson; he was briefly kidnapped by incompetent neo-Nazis in a minor 1979 incident

    Joseph P. “Joe” Clancy (b. 1955) – joined the Secret Service in the 1980s after working as a history teacher; assigned to the President’s personal detail in 1997; formed a friendship with President Jackson; just got promoted to Director of the United States Secret Service

    Sergei Nikolayevich Kourdakov (b. 1951) – defected from the USSR to the US like in OTL, and after gaining the trust of President Sanders, was assigned a security detail; this precedence led to the creation of a special safety agency/protocol being established for defectors in 1973; Kourdakov, after obtaining permanent residency in 1974 and beginning work as a translator, columnist, and special advisor for multiple agencies, survived at least 17 attempts on his life (5 of them getting very close to being successful) before the USSR collapsed; only then did he marry, resulting in him fathering 7 sons and 4 daughters

    Sedinam Kinamo Christin Moyowasifza Curry (b. 1/1/1962) – inspired by Shirley Chisholm’s 1972 bid for the Presidency and her parents’ involvement in civil affairs such as education and union rights, she joined the Green party in the 1980s, and soon after founded the Green Party Black Caucus. She participated in the Second Arkwave, and moved to The Sanwi Kingdom in the 1990s, to serve as an advisor to the young nation’s new Crown Prince, Jimi Hendrix. She moved back to the states in 2001 after Jesse Jackson’s inauguration, and served on several progressive and Green Party-affiliated organizations and non-profit groups. She also reluctantly became a perennial candidate of sorts, running for Congress several times since returning to the US (having retained her citizenship when she moved overseas) but never winning despite obtaining the Democratic nomination for a seat in 2004 and the Green party nomination for another seat in 2006 and again in 2010.

    Larry Walters (b. 1949) – after failing to enter the US Air Force due to his poor eyesight, he spent years working as a truck driver before acquiring a pilot’s license in 1981; three years later, he received permission from the FAA to try out a life-long dream of his – flying by tying 45 special helium-filled weather balloons to a patio chair; the federally-authorized and well-publicized feat, performed in early 1986, saw “Lawnchair Larry” spend 73 minutes floating above the Mojave Desert, reaching a height of 20,000 feet and travelling 23 miles before safely landing on the ground. The publicity from the incident led to Walters finding work as a small-aircraft pilot as he was able to afford to get corrective eye surgery in 1989. Despite inspiring the extreme sport of cluster ballooning, he was twice divorced, in dept, and was suffering from depression when SARS spread to the US, costing him his job as a pilot; he soon became an alcoholic, and it was only after his family and college-bound children intervened that he was able to sober up. Years later, in late 2010, after much preparation, Walters recreated his patio chair flight for a TV special on the 25th anniversary of the original 1986 flight; he is still alive today

    The Sears Point Raceway Music Festival of December 1969 – butterflied away

    Susan Jane Helms (b. 1958) – US Air Force General (since 2010) and former NASA astronaut, similar to OTL; she had the potential to be on the Milestone and Seeker mission, only for her to have to bow out of the program early after breaking her arm in an unrelated freak accident



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  • Chapter 104: August 2012 – January 2013

    “I think that we’re all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better – and maybe not all that much better, after all.”

    – Stephen King (OTL)



    The two Governors met at Brown’s office in Idaho’s capital of Boise. Grammer held back a slight feeling of antipathy toward his situation, of trying to appeal to the unkempt Idahoan before him. But, the man had done his homework, researching motorcycles and watching Harley’s purportedly favorite film in order to develop some “common ground” ahead of the meeting.

    The two men discussed Brown’s role in a potential Grammer administration, with Grammer promising Brown that the VP would participate in “all major cabinet meetings,” then proceeded to watch the 1967 movie “Hells Angels on Wheels.” After doing lunch (KFC, naturally), the two men concluded the meeting with a brief exchange in Brown’s inner office.

    “Harley, you understand that the extensive vetting process will not be some astringent assault on your background.”

    “Hey, I’m an open book, Kels,” Harley smiled, “I’m done nothing to be ashamed of, and the stuff people say I should be ashamed of just don’t know what they’re talking about.”

    “Yes, well,” replied Kelsey, “Pending the discovery of some skeleton so massive that it would make Jake Butcher blush, I think I’ve found my running mate.” The California Governor feigned a smile and reached his hand out to his Idahoan counterpart. He only winced internally at the surprisingly greasy and sweaty feel of Harley’s recently-washed palm as they shook hands on it.

    “Glad to be on board, sir,” Harley chuckled.

    “Likewise,” Kelsey lied.

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    Kelsey visited my office in Boise, desperate that I join his ticket. He knew he wouldn’t be able to win over the Goetzites, but I could convince them to give the GOP another chance. I walked right in and began practically begging me, almost on his hands and knees, to take on the important role of second-in-command. It was a good thing for his sake that I sort of liked Kelsey. Sure, his alleged charm came off too often as him being a smug enlist, but I appreciated his stance on law-and-order, and his devotion to improving the American landscape.

    To see if he was worthy of my time and energy, I made him sit down and watch the 1967 movie “Hells Angels on Wheels,” one of the greatest films ever made. He watched his reacts and we talked about it afterward. He seemed very accepting and supportive of the rugged frontier culture. I was surprised to learn how much he actually already knew about motorcycles and the Mud Marines. I was impressed. So I figured, “Why not?”

    – The Wildest Ride: The Autobiography of Harley Brown, 2021



    GRAMMER PICKS HARLEY BROWN FOR RUNNING MATE

    …while several other politicians were rumored to be considered, Grammer has chosen Brown to be his running mate in what may be a move to appeal to dissatisfied members of other factions of the Republican party and unite the GOP. ...While such "unity" tickets have worked to secure victory in the past, history also suggests that such tickets do not make for stable White House administrations. The best example of this from modern history would undoubtedly be the "unity" ticket of Walter Mondale and Mike Gravel, the pairing of a moderate with a progressive that resulted in the President and Vice President having a cold, icy, and rocky relationship that only worsened as their time in office worsened…

    The Washington Post, 8/8/2012 [1]



    On August 10, a saw mill exploded near Great Falls, Montana, killing six workers. The incident was a tragic example of bureaucratic oversight, of a state government that had grown to become too big for its britches. I made note of this in my very next newsletter, and called for higher worker rights. …I think I only wanted state-level attention, but when my comments caught the attention of technetters, my words went fervid. Suddenly, I was receiving more attention than ever before. I find it to be thrilling and uplifting, but at the same time absolutely terrifying… Maybe I wanted to get caught. Maybe I was just tired of living a lie for twenty years. Well, at least I caught the attention of some people, and convinced at least some of my fellow members of humanity to oppose all systems that do not work for them, the people…

    – Lee Harvey Oswald’s autobiography Call Me By My Real Name: Confessions From a Fallen Hero, published posthumously



    …The inability of the Wellstone administration to resolve the Sudanese Conflict peacefully had somewhat damaged the President’s image and reputable abroad despite his administration essentially pinning the blame on the State Department, with there being serious internal discussions of replacing US Secretary of State Harvey Gantt with the US Ambassador to Egypt, or with former diplomat Bill Gwatney. Regardless, the violence unfolding in Darfur had the potential to significantly hinder Wellstone’s re-election bid that year, and as a result, in August 2012, Wellstone called on the leading members of the UN, especially Western European leaders such as UK and France, as well as Canada and Australia, to “carry the weight” of the peace talks process. While the UK’s Mary Creagh was enthusiastic, her Parisian counterpart was reluctant in contributing to rising accusations in Sudan of “western imperialism…returning” to Africa…

    – Walter Allen McDougall’s The Promise And Potential Of US Foreign Policy In The 21st Century, Dove Books, 2019



    TEHRAN OLYMPICS END WITH RECORDS BROKEN, FRIENDSHIPS FORMED, AND MEMORIES MADE

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 12/8/2012



    …The Governor’s image consultants went to the archives to dig up footage from when Colonel Sanders had visited the set of Cheers in 1980s. Being a teetotaler, The Colonel did not approve of the setting or the show’s handling of alcoholic characters such as Norm, the former President did appreciate the humor, and visited the set as part of a larger tour of the studio. The consultants seized upon one image from the visit, a photograph of The Colonel standing alongside Kelsey Grammer on the stage of Cheers. The image was the perfect way to visualize Grammer’s message of dignity and “compassionate and rational” conservative, and a way of suggesting that Grammer was destined for the White House by drawing parallels between the two Republicans in the photo. The image ended up being placed throughout the convention, covering walls and posters in a celebration of what the GOP was, what the GOP is, and what the GOP could be…

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    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    “Good evening America, I’m listening.”

    “This campaign is all about truthfulness. And the truth is that I oppose hateful rhetoric being it is not productive. If we are to have a meaningful conversation with the American public this autumn, it must be a conversation focused on the issues – the benefits of smaller government, the rewards of lower taxes, the need to assure that all Americans can pursue prosperity.”

    “I said earlier that I’m listening, but, you know what, was a sound bite, people. For a President does more than simply listen – to the people, to advisors, to experts, to what their own heart, head and guts have to say. He reacts. He takes action.”

    “I believe that everyone wants to be responsible for it themselves. I truly don’t believe that everyone wants the government to take care of every problem they have, I truly don’t believe that. But that’s the story that the Democrats sell and that is what we are fighting at.”

    “I am not Dr. Frasier Crane. I am not Dr. Schwarzchild. I am not Ebenezer Scrooge and I am not General Patton. I am Kelsey Grammer. I am a patriot who has the experience to serve in the Oval Office. The Presidency is not a role for which I am auditioning, it is a job for which I am applying, and the primaries have shown that no less 10,305,032 people have taken a look at my resume and think I am the right person for the job!”

    – snippets from Kelsey Grammer’s acceptance speech at the 8/14-17/2012 Republican National Convention, 8/17/2012



    FORMER US REP. JASON BUCK ANNOUNCES POPULIST BID FOR PRESIDENT!

    …Jason Buck (b. 1963), a former NFL player, was elected to congress from Utah’s most conservative House district in 2002, 2004, 2006 and 2008, and was succeeded by Jonathan E. Johnson III in 2010. …Buck proclaimed, “This is a bid not just for those who feel betrayed or unsatisfied with the nominee of Kelsey Grammer. This is not just for those who feel that Harley Brown has become a sellout. This is a bid for everyone who is sick of the two-party system, for everyone who is sick of congressional gridlock, sick of American weakness abroad, and sick of America continuing down the wrong path year after year. America is not meant to be this weak. America is a strong nation, a nation built and preserved by strong people. We were like that before and we an be like that again. …Genuine leadership is lacking in our capital and in our actions overseas, and when I am in the White House, we will return strength to the capital, to the military, and most importantly to the workers, the hardworking core of America’s greatness!”

    The New York Times, 8/16/2012



    THE COMPLEXITY OF BALLOT ACCESS

    When running for President as a third-party candidate, one of the most difficult obstacles to overcome is not debate access, but something even more basic, something that is right at the start of it all – ballot access. The hurdles a candidate must go through to get their name on a state ballot vary from state to state, and range from signatures to monetary charges to deadline clearances. These hurdles are even more challenging for last-minute entrants, who must scramble to gain access before deadlines lock them out.

    For example, when Jason Buck entered the race for President in 2012, half the states had already finalized their ballots, giving Buck only two months to get on at least 273 Electoral College Votes worth of state ballots (one of the two requirements needed to get into the major-party Presidential debates, the other one being an average of at least 10% in certain polls).

    As a result of this short window, Buck’s campaign had to act quickly, and work in tandem with state-level affiliates and allies. He ended up running on the official Boulder Party ticket in only 14 states. In West Virginia, Buck was listed as the nominee of the Strong Party, which was the Boulder Party’s state affiliate. In five states where the Boulder Party was not “officially recognized” due to failing to gather enough signatures, Buck was endorsed by, and received the nominations of, the state versions of older minor conservative third-party organizations and labels such as the Defense Party, the Country Party, and the Exposure Party. And in Minnesota, the local Action party convinced its nominees to drop out and be replaced by Buck’s ticket, requiring the ballots to be redone. Additionally, Buck received write-in access in six states.

    For all of Buck’s efforts, the candidate ended up on the ballot in only 21 states, which totaled 289 EC votes. Concurrent with these efforts, though, came the even more daunting challenge of the race – climbing to at least 10% in the national polling…

    – minorpartiesmatter.co.usa/history/2010s/article#47863095



    OAKLAND MAYOR CAUGHT UP IN D.U.I. SCANDAL

    …Mayor of Ignacio De La Fuente of Oakland, California was given a “moving violation” citation after being pulled over by Oakland Police for reportedly “swerving back and forth”… De La Fuente subsequently failed to pass a sobriety test…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 8/26/2012



    Mayors of OAKLAND (California)

    5/1/1966-6/30/1977: 44) John H. Reading (R, 1917-2003) – former businessman; previously served on the city council from 1961 to 1966; was instrumental in the expansion of the Oakland International Airport; appointed by city council to finish predecessor’s term after he resigned; was on good terms with President Colonel Sanders and with US Senators Thomas Kuchel and Richard Nixon; retired; later served in the Denton administration as a special advisor for the Small Business Administration

    1967 (special): Sam K. Cook Jr. (I) and Paul Montauk (I)

    1969: Lawrence A. Joyner (Natural Mind) and Henry H. Haight III (I)

    1973: Bobby X (Black Rights) and Otho J. Green (I)

    7/1/1977-6/30/1997: 45) Lionel Joseph Wilson (D, 1915-1998) – previously served on the Alameda County Municipal Court and as a judge of the Alameda County Superior Court; city’s first African-American mayor; worked to develop the city’s downtown area and improve city transportation (supported the 1995-to-2001 multi-state proposal to introduce maglev train station linking San Diego to Seattle during his final term); praised for his handling of the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake, visiting hospitals and working with the city council and experts to address repair and rebuilding efforts to improve safety features in new buildings; won in 1993 after main opponent jokingly promised “fried chicken in every pot,” which he later claimed was an attempt to reach out to Republicans (alleging it was a reference to President Colonel Sanders) but was still considered by many to be a “racist” and “demeaning” comment, allegations which Harris challenged due to him being African-American; retired over declining health due to cancer

    1977: John J. Miller (D)

    1981: Hector “Reno” Reyna (I) and Dave Tucker (I)

    1985: Armand Leo Choinard (I) and George W. Sams Jr. (Black Rights)

    1989: Hugh E. Bassette (D), Cestra E. “Ces” Butner (D) and Alex Rackley (Black Rights)

    1993: Elihu M. Harris (D)

    7/1/1997-11/11/2008: 46) Wilson Riles Jr. (D, b. 1947) – city’s second African-American mayor; began his political career by working on Shirley Chisolm’s 1972 campaign for President; served on the city council from 1979 to 1996; worked on neighborhood non-profit housing, alternatives to incarceration, bilingual education, and addressing the root causes of city homelessness such as housing rates and an apparent lack of city rehab centers; resigned after winning a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives (and served from 2009 until losing re-nomination in 2017); currently works as a special advisor for an Anaheim-based law firm

    1997: Leo Bazile (D), Audrey Ricer Oliver (D), Hector “Reno” Reyna (I) and Shay X (Black Rights)

    2001: Mary V. King (D)

    2005: Desley Brooks (D)

    11/11/2008-6/30/2009: 47) Edward J. Blakely (D) – city’s third African-American mayor; former educator and urban planner; previously served on the city council from 2001 to 2008; appointed by city council to succeed Riles; lost bid for a full term; later elected back to the city council

    7/1/2009-6/30/2013: 48) Ignacio De La Fuente (D, b. 1949) – born in Mexico and immigrated to California at the age of 21; previously worked as a union representative and served on the city council from 1992 to 2009; opposed recreadrug legalization measures amid concerns over “abuse as well as control, certification, and monitoring of caregivers”; known for criticizing President Paul Wellstone's handling of numerous issues; lost re-election over a scandal involving him driving recklessly while intoxicated; currently works for a Mexican-American rights lobbying firm

    2009: Edward J. Blakely (D) and Hector “Reno” Reyna (I)

    7/1/2013-6/30/2021: 49) Don Richard Perata (D, b. 1945) – son of Italian Immigrants; previously served in the state assembly from 1996 to 1998 and in the state senate from 1998 to 2012; staunchly supported efforts to improve gun control, support mental health improvement efforts, better regulate the legal recreadrug industry, and support immigrant workers; investigated by the FBI in 2018 but was cleared of campaign fund misuse in 2020; retired due to low approval ratings

    2013: Ignacio De La Fuente (D)

    2017: Libby Schaaf (D)

    7/1/2021-present: 50) Sheilagh “Cat” Polk Brooks (D) – city’s first female Mayor and city’s fifth African-American Mayor overall; former progressive political activist, theater artist, poet, businesswoman, and talk radio show host; ran on a platform focused on education and racial justice; incumbent, having entered office just three days ago

    2021: Pamela Price (D)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    ISAAC MOVES IN: Hurricane Winds, Rain Envelop Metro Areas

    The Times-Picayune, Louisiana newspaper, 8/29/2012



    …Hurricane Isaac dissipated on September 3, leaving in its wake 23 direct deaths, 4 indirect deaths, and nearly $3billion in damages, primarily across the states of Florida, Puerto Rico, Louisiana, Kentucky, Mississippi and Alabama, as well as Cuba, Hispaniola, The Bahamas and the Leeward Islands…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/Hurricane_Isaac_(2012)



    Neurotically Yours: How Foamy the Squirrel Is Already A “Cult Classic”

    …the smoothly-animated series with crude, disturbed and foul-mouthed characters only just began its second season, but already the show has accrued a strong base of fans. While rather small when compared to other fan bases, “Foamers” are passionately invested in the semi-syndicated lives of the show’s characters, with the Fourth-Wall-breaking Foamy being a clear favorite among these fans…

    Vice, Canadian-American arts/lifestyle/culture magazine, September 2012 issue



    WELLSTONE/ROSS RE-NOMINATED ON FINAL NIGHT OF DNC

    …the party’s platform calls for a greater focus on education in a second Wellstone term, calling for college student loan debt forgiveness for low-income graduates in order to discourage dropouts. The platform also calls for even bolder steps to combat Global Climate Disruption, as well as promoting more job creation via a stronger FJG program, a stronger green energy policy, empowering labor, more affordable housing, and “a return to the subject of police reform,” which could mean a return to the police precinct reform efforts attempted during the Jesse Jackson administration…

    The Minneapolis Star, 9/5/2012



    …After the 2012 DNC concluded, Grammer laid out a specific outline for revenue and spending for his tenure if elected. He explained that he would simplify the tax code and change the tax bracket system from nine brackets to six. President Wellstone’s inner circle immediately began considering releasing a tax plan of their own to combat its media presence, and ultimately release a less detailed outline three weeks later...

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    “America is at its best when it has no major foreign enemy, when it can’t blame its internal problems on external affairs. We are at our best when we focus not on pop culture or paranoid claims, but on systemic issues still unresolved. Four years is not enough time for any politician to amend such deeply-rooted woes.”

    – former Vice President Jerry Litton (D-MO), Wellstone’2012 surrogate, 9/8/2012



    SENATORS BACK WELLSTONE’S CALL FOR A CLEAN ELECTRICITY STANDARD

    …the plan to have all us electricity standards come from clean sources by 2030, and to make the US power sector carbon-free by that same year, are a part of Wellstone’s re-election platform. US Senator Charles Dean (D-VT) pledges to see the US adopt the standard under a second Wellstone term. …The proposed bill to implement a policy/standard would allow for homeowners who generate solar power and other clean energy to earn tax credits for zero-emission electricity, including through means that are renewable and/or hydropower in nature. …Opponents claim such a policy will damage the economy by trying to control the energy market, which is responsible for over a quarter of the US’s greenhouse gas emissions at the moment…

    The Washington Post, 9/10/2012



    FORMER WEST VIRGINIA GOVERNOR JOINS JASON BUCK’S 3RD PARTY TICKET

    …Bob Wise was the conservative Governor of West Virginia from 2005 to 2009, and served in the US House of Representatives from 1983 to 2001. …According to an anonymous former member of the Buck campaign, another consideration for the position of running mate was Louis Barletta, the conservative Republican mayor of Hazleton, Pennsylvania since 2000 who was one of the first elected officials to endorse Buck’s populist candidacy. However, Buck, who served in the US House as a Republican from Utah for eight years (retiring to unsuccessfully run for the US Senate in 2010, reportedly wanted a running mate with “more weight, but without taking attention away from himself.” Other rumored considerations for the Buck ticket included US Rep. David McKinley (R-WV), former US Rep. Barbara Coe (R/B-CA), US Senator and former NASA astronaut Jon McBride (R-WV), and former Governor Doug Swanson (R-NV)…

    Associated Press, 9/12/2012



    “Do not underestimate the power of the Boulderites to influence the results of this election. Trying to resolve issues concerning trade and market freedoms are virtuous pursuits, but the wealthy backers of Jason Buck use scapegoating tactics to ignore the economic woes that afflict us all.”

    – Bern Sanders, Wellstone’2012 surrogate, 9/13/2012



    …the Republican Party sought to frame the election as a referendum on the incumbent, while the Democrats sought to frame it as a choice between two candidates and what the next four years should look like. Biggest benefit to the Democrats was the possibility that the Buck/Wise ticket would split the anti-Wellstone vote in enough states to spoil the election in their favor. Republicans were very much aware of this potential result, given that internally polling revealed that, even with the populist Harley Brown on the ticket, Grammar’s campaign was not winning over “unwanted” support from white supremacists, who instead flocked to the likes of Buck and other third-party candidates – a trend that gave many in the GOP mixed emotions…

    – Richard Wolffe’s The Message: Reselling the Wellstone Way, Hachette Book Group, 2013



    …As the 2010s continued, the notion of KFC expanding into Africa became more palatable as early reports indicated that markets in Morocco, Tanzania, Mozambique and even the once war-torn Rwanda would not be hostile to a western/American franchise. Even Angola and Uganda, two countries that the US briefly invaded in the mid-1970s, were reportedly open to the idea of allowing the franchise to open an outlet in their respective national capitals on a trial basis. The consensus among analysts was that the promises of hospitality stemmed from KFC reputation of being a symbol of peace. The 1979 Atlanta Peace Treaty that stabilized the Middle East, and The Colonel’s famous contributions to the temporary ceasefire between India and Pakistan, that had lasted for much of the 1990s, had convinced many that the Eleven Secret Herbs And Spices had a way of calming hostilities in a way that would be welcomed to troubled regions. These reports led to the FLG Board of Directors taking an even closer look at expansion into the few remaining countries on Earth that were without at least one KFC outlet…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    WELLSTONE/ROSS: 46%

    GRAMMER/BROWN: 43%

    BUCK/WISE: 7%

    OTHER/UNDECIDED: 4%

    – Gallup national poll, 9/16/2012



    “This country’s going to hell under Paul Wellstone and it won’t get that much better under another Republican administration. Vote Buck/Wise.”

    – actor Dean Cain, endorsing the Buck/Wise ticket, 9/17/2012



    “Both Democrats and Republicans are wolves in sheep wool. But of the two wolves, the Democrats are more obvious, and so are the lesser of two evils. I will vote for the Green party candidate, but I understand it if my supporters and followers go and vote for Wellstone. I understand. He has been a more active, pragmatic and productive President than I expected him to be. Of the corrupt pack of selfish wolves making their den out of the federal district, Wellstone seems to be the least heinous.”

    – Former US Senator Peter Isaac “Pete” Diamondstone (LU-VT), 9/19/2012 interview



    …Republican Senators have vote down a proposed bill that would have allowed the federal government to overview billion-dollar transactions, and also increase the Federal Inheritance Tax…

    – ABC News, 9/21/2012 broadcast



    “Maybe the Democrats are purposely introducing legislation, knowing we’ll vote it down, in order to have these rejections to run on in the general election. To paint us as the party of ‘no,’ like what Grammer said in one of the debates a while back.”

    – US House Majority Whip to House Speaker McMaster (allegedly, possibly anecdotal), c. 9/21/2012



    …In response to Wellstone’s tax outline going public, Grammer reiterated his own proposals in stump speeches – especially in the Rust Belt, where residents were becoming increasingly critical of what they were viewing as “wasteful” government spending – highlighting the benefits of his aforementioned outline for revenue and spending for his tenure if elected...

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    LEBANON ELECTS A NEW PRESIDENT, ENDING LEADERSHIP VOID

    …the nation’s leadership crisis came to a close with the election of Albert Mansour over Suleiman Frangieh. Mansour, b. 1939, is Lebanese Greek Catholic who has served in Lebanon’s parliament since 1972, and has been heavily involved in Lebanese issues concerning Treasury and Defense for decades…

    The Daily Telegraph, 23/9/2012



    SIMON & SCHUSTER’S NEWEST KW2 BOOK SALUTES THE CONFLICT’S HEROES

    …Commander Ken Armstrong’s 1996: The Second Korean War offers a gripping and detailed overview of the conflict that defined the mid-1990s and forever changed the face of the Korean peninsula. The experienced author covers the subject from multiple angles to lay out a rich and comprehensive understanding of how the conflict unfolded, how it concluded, and who was involved in the liberating of an imprisoned nation…

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    Above: Commander Ken Armstrong

    The New York Times, book review section, 9/24/2012



    TAOISEACH OF IRELAND CALLS FOR CLOSING OF “HEINOUS” TAX LOOPHOLES

    …Dermot Ahern (Fianna Fail) is trying to get the Irish government to reassess the nation’s treatment of foreign businesses versus domestic producers, despite the country’s courts already voting in favor of the major corporations four years ago. The sudden push may be a political tactic, given that Ireland’s next parliamentary elections are to be held next month…

    The Daily Guardian, UK newspaper, 25/9/2012



    …While Harley Brown worked vigorously to help the GOP reabsorb voters that had splintered away to vote for the Boulder Party in 2008 and, to a far lesser extent, in 2010 as well, Kelsey Grammer was faced with the juggling act of appealing to anti-Democrat voters while concurrently reaching out to conservative Democrats and Democrat-leaning independents that could make or break the election even without a prominent showing from the Boulderite nominee...

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    McTEER’S APPROVAL RATING AVERAGE IS DROPPING OVER NEW TAX HIKES

    …The Prime Minister has placed herself in a precarious position, and is increasingly vulnerable to political criticism from opposition leader George Arthur Rogers (PC-AB)…

    The Vancouver Sun, Canadian newspaper, 9/28/2012



    ON THE LIGHTFOOT TRAIL: Following The Gordon Lightfoot Tour of All Ten Provinces in Ten Hectic Days

    The Walrus, Canadian general-interest magazine, September 2012 issue



    CHICK-FIL-A’S NEW SANDWICH SELLS OUT JUST THREE WEEKS AFTER ITS LAUNCH!

    …Crispy, crinkly, and crunchy, with a golden-brown texture, this delightfully tender, robust, flavorful, and juicy new chicken sandwich has a unique kick. Few chicken sandwiches work without pickles, but the culinary development team at Chick-fil-A have made a breakthrough with a new sauce that has a “prickly” taste to it, along with it having a creamy, rich Cajun-style that is decidedly spicy without being too spicy…

    – knn.co.usa, 10/1/2012



    MODERATOR: “Gentlemen, foreign policy has taken a backseat in this election, so let’s discuss it for a moment. Right now, Darfurian forces are fighting off Sudanese soldiers in the city of El Daein while South Sudanese separatists fend off a similar attack from Khartoum on their city of Aweil. President Wellstone, your efforts to end the conflicts have not been as successful as you had hoped they would be over a year ago. In light of all this, what can we expect from a second Wellstone term in regards to the Sudanese conflict.”

    WELLSTONE: “What is happening in Sudan, Darfur and South Sudan is an atrocity because of the actions of the peace at the top. The Sudanese government refuses to negotiate, and the people of Darfur and South Sudan have lost hope in the idea of the pen being mightier than the sword. But the answer to bloodshed is rarely ever more bloodshed. In a second term, this administration will work with allies in the region and around the world to pressure the Sudanese into a meaningful ceasefire so talks on a lasting peace deal can resume.”

    MODERATOR: “Thank you for your reply. Governor Grammer, the situation in Sudan requires foreign policy experience. Do you have any?”

    GRAMMER: “Yes, actually I do. As the Governor of one of the largest economies in the world, I worked with the head of states of several major countries in order to obtain binational and international trade deals that benefited American workers. That required me to meet with diplomats and important figures from around the world. As for the situation in Sudan, well, the great thing about being in charge is that you’re never alone. The President can always surround himself with the leading diplomatic experts that America has to offer, which is something that the President has unfortunately failed to do.”

    [snip]

    GRAMMER: “In short, the size and responsibilities of government are reflective of the freedoms its people enjoy at the state, community and individual levels.”

    [snip]

    WELLSTONE: “While I appreciate Governor Grammer’s enthusiasm for my job, the fact remains that history has shown time and again that small-government policies only benefit the rich.”

    [snip]

    MODERATOR: “Governor Grammer, how would you approach human rights violations such as those occurring in places such as Tajikistan and Myanmar?”

    GRAMMER: “I would handle them similar to how I handled the human rights violations in L.A. sweatshops. I worked with law enforcement to crack down on corruption and enforce the worker rights laws that are meant to protect workers from such atrocities. I also promoted business transparency, because every single government system can be corruptible, from socialism to anarchism to fascism to monarchism. Libertarianism works best when businesses are honest and principled, and business transparency in California has worked to combat the corrupt businesspersons that soil the reputation of the good businesspersons.”

    WELLSTONE: “Can I reply? Thank you. I believe Grammer’s comments are misleading. According to the corruption watchdog group, the Public Integrity Agency, corruption in California has only decreased 0.9% since 2007 – ”

    GRAMMER: “So you admit it’s decreasing!”

    [snip]

    WELLSTONE: “We’ve talked quite a lot about the value of human life tonight, about suffering, about the maligned, the mistreated, and the massacred. Both of us here on this stage tonight have experience of these points, different experiences, but experiences nonetheless. And while I couldn’t tell you the difference between a Kalashnikov and a Carcano, I see that as a plus, because it allows me to take a step back from cold calculating military tactics and see the humanity of the problem. I let military experts help me determine how best to approach a conflict, but only after all avenues, opportunities and attempts at negotiating peace have fallen through. And we still have opportunities and avenues to peace in Sudan. I have not given up, I still have hope and faith in the American peacemaking process.”

    [snip]

    GRAMMER: “One major difference between the President and I is that I am less willing to cling to negotiations when obvious elements do not want peace. If a hostile element refuses to even come to the table for a peace deal, it is our moral duty to do whatever we have to do to end the carnage, even if it ironically means greenlighting the carnage of war.”

    – snippets from the First Grammar-Wellstone Presidential debate, Tuesday 10/2/2012



    GRAMMER/BROWN: 48%

    WELLSTONE/ROSS: 44%

    BUCK/WISE: 6%

    OTHER/UNDECIDED: 2%

    – Gallup national poll, 10/4/2012



    …Paul McCartney’s latest album, “Reunion,” is a collaborative effort by McCartney, Martin Glover and Denny Seiwell, among other contributors, to try and recapture the energy and rigor of their youth, at which they have mixed success…

    Variety, review section, 10/5/2012



    MODERATOR: “Governor Brown, how can the people trust you to be an ally of and not undermine a Grammer Presidency when you have gone on record saying that God told you that you are destined for the Presidency?”

    BROWN: “Now that’s a factual lie, ma’am! God never used the word ‘Presidency.’ He told me I was, quote, ‘you will be destined to lead this country to glory,’ end-quote. And, you know, look at Vice President Ross, and his leadership on preserving America’s natural beauty. Look at Wellstone, when he was VP and he was in charge some important stuff – important to Democrats, that is. And VPs, uh, Meredith, Litton, and even Mike Gravel at times. They all played important roles in their respective administrations. The VP is not just an understudy position, it’s a tactical position. It’s a platform for maneuvering the make sure everything on the administration’s agenda, it, uh, what on it that the President can’t get to, the VP finishes up. It’s a tag-team effort. I can do a lot of good to promote real American values while Kelsey deals with taxation and regulations. I’ll preside over the Senate, he’s preside over the White House stuff.”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I’ve often said that everyone sees nature in their own way. There are summer people, there winter people. The same goes for politics. I think that people in charge have a responsibility to help all people, to lend a helping hand. I believe it should be a generous hand, and Harley believes it should be a tiny little hand, and that’s okay. That’s why we’re here, to talk about what he supports, what I support, and what the good people of America want.”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I’m happy that Harley agrees with me on the importance of land conservation and forest restoration. But that is the very reason why I think it’s a good idea to have a strong central government, to set up some ground rules for how to best go about it, make sure nature isn’t being protected in only some states, and ignored and discarded in others. I agree with Harley’s comment that a lot of good work is done at the state and local levels, where implementing these policies are a lot more visible, but at those levels, it’s the responsibility of each and every one of us to do our part to make a better world for each other. That’s a big responsibility. And a strong government can really help with that.”

    – snippets from the Brown-Ross Vice President debate, 10/9/2012



    …The VP debate showcased the sharp contrast between the boisterous Brown and the soft-spoken Ross. Brown refrained his colorful language as best he could and for the most part kept his cool, while Ross easily maintained a patient demeanor throughout the discussion. With Ross promoting “kindness” and Brown supporting “good ol’ American rugged individualism,” it was debate was surprisingly cordial. While Ross’s closing line, which suggested, either in an offering of unity or in a moment naiveté, that “this country belongs to all of us – so let’s make it the way all of us want it to be,” did cause some head-scratching from some analysts who over-thought the comment, post-debate polling showed that a slim majority of viewers believed that it was the Vice President who “won” the debate. And after Wellstone’s poor performance in the first Presidential debate, the Democratic Party needed such a “victory” to pull them up in the polls…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    BURGER COMPANIES INCREASING ADVSPENDING AS MARKETS KEEP WIDENING

    …The comptetion among fast-food franchises is heating up. ...Most recently, Wendyburger has rolled out a new sandwich, and just weeks after rival chicken seller Chick-fil-A released a new sandwich of their own. Wendyburger’s is a chicken filet topped with lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise (optional), homestyle, and a brand-new sauce recipe!

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 10/11/2012



    WELLSTONE BOUNCES BACK IN SECOND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

    …Notable comments from Grammer included “Separation of church and State doesn’t mean separating state from human decency” and other attempts to try and appeal to religious voters, and discussing how Thomas Jefferson warned that the “bigger the government gets, the smaller the people’s individual rights get” in his closing statement...

    – The Washington Post, 10/16/2012



    …A last-minute blow to the Buck/Wise ticket came in the form of audio resurfacing on October 19 and quickly going fervid ontech in a moment that proved polarizing and damaging. The audio was from a 2008 interview on KDWN’s late night political call-in talk radio program Coast to Coast AM, in which the former Governor described his experience of a UFO sighting at O’Hare International on November 7, 2006 [2]. Circulation of the audio clip increased coverage of and ontech discussions over Wise’s 2006 UFO sighting. Suddenly, instead of attracting disgruntled conservatives currently or formerly in the Democratic column such as Toby Keith and Bart Gordon (which was the original intention of having a former Democrat on the ticket), Wise’s presence was attracting ufologists, cryptid enthusiasts, and fans of paranormal paraphernalia, leading to some critics joking that the ticket was that of “The Bigfoot Party” while technetters discussed the merits of the sighting and what this said about Bob Wise, with some applauding his honesty, while other claimed it delegitimized the ticket. Nevertheless, the Buck/Wise remained popular in formerly heavily Goetzite places such as Idaho, Montana and Wise’s home state of West Virginia…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    IRELAND PARLIAMENT ELECTIONS: Fianna Fail Majority Gains Even More Seats

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 21/10/2012



    GRAMMER: “Nobody should have to pay more in taxes than they do on food, shelter and clothing combined. I’m not making monstrous mountains out of milquetoast and mundane molehills, I’m talking about the real bread-and-butter, salt-of-the-earth, Mom-and-Pop-shop issues here!”

    [snip]

    WELLSTONE: “Government intervention in the private sector is what got rid of slavery and child labor, and gave the American workforce and workplace things like woman worker protections, the 80-hour work week, minimum wage, and sick leave. And a strong federal government is needed to maintain and protect these rights!”

    [snip]

    GRAMMER: “As President, I will support Victim’s Rights legislation to make louder the muted voices of the survivors of tragedy and what they want to have happen to perpetrators found guilty of heinous acts. Now I will admit, this is a personal issue for me, because my father was killed in a home invasion. …A killer may live with remorse for the rest of their lives, but the next-of-kin have to live with tragedy for the rest of theirs.”

    – snippets from the Third Grammar-Wellstone Presidential debate (considered a “draw” by most viewer polls), Monday 10/22/2012



    GRAMMER/BROWN: 47%

    WELLSTONE/ROSS: 47%

    BUCK/WISE: 3%

    OTHER/UNDECIDED: 3%

    – Gallup national poll, 10/22/2012



    Hurricane Sandy
    , also unofficially referred to as Superstore Sandy, was the deadliest, strongest and most destructive hurricane of the 2012 Atlantic Hurricane season, costing billions of US dollars in damage and killing 195 people [3] across eight countries. …The storm formed on October 22, developing from a tropical wave in the western Caribbean Sea before quickly strengthening; it became a hurricane on October 24, and made landfall near Kingston, Jamaica a few hours later…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    TONIGHT’S GOVERNOR DEBATE: Candidates Try And Fail To Take Down McCain

    ...frontrunner Barack “Rocky” McCain, a moderate-to-conservative Republican state senator, proclamation “What I believe in is a tax system that is fair. I don’t think government can solve every problem. I think that we should make sure that we’re helping young people go to school. We should make sure that our government is building good roads and bridges and hospitals and airports so that we have a good infrastructure here in Montana,” was well received by the debate audience [4]. …Schweitzer flopped, while Independent candidate Lloyd H. Reese was the surprise breakout candidate, calling for a form of government that all three other candidates labelled “socialistic.” …Garrison subjectively had the worst performance of the night. At one point in the debate, he began a spiel that almost led to him uttered the N-word, only for him to immediately claim he was somehow mentioning a Italian beverage called a “Negroni cocktail” in the middle of a sentence about McCain’s voting record. Then, in his closing remarks, Garrison claimed both McCain and Schweitzer are “socialistic control freaks,” advocated for the Gold Standard and for the abolition of seatbelt laws and background checks on guns, and opined “If Montanans need to secede from the union to retain their freedom, then so be it.”…

    – The Billings Gazette, Montana newspaper, 10/24/2012



    …I still can’t believe I got onto that stage. The state of Montana’s Election Committee Board decided to allow all four candidates on the ballot to participate, and, after fearing that my absence would raise suspicions, I readied myself for the opportunity to get my ideas – but not necessarily my face – out there, onto my biggest-ever soapbox. I am very proud of my performance that day. It was my first real time in the spotlight and it really wasn’t that bad!…

    – Lee Harvey Oswald’s autobiography Call Me By My Real Name: Confessions From a Fallen Hero, published posthumously



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    – still/frame from a Rocky McCain For Governor advertisement (commercial), c. October 2012



    STATE FORECAST: A CATASTROPHE!

    …With parts already flooded, many coastal communities are evacuating. Governor Clark is coordinating with ODERCA and state emergency organizers in preparation for what is expected to be one of the worst storms to hit the Garden State in recent memory…

    The Star-Ledger, New Jersey newspaper, 10/29/2012



    Hurricane Sandy reached a top speed of 109mph as it swept through The Garden State, tearing up communities, disabling power lines and ultimately killing 29 people in the state before flooding parts of New York City and beyond… [5]

    – clickopedia.co.usa




    …Wellstone traveled to New York and then New Jersey to inspect the extent of the damage. A 40-foot chunk of New Jersey’s Atlantic City Boardwalk had been washed away, and National Guardsmen were actively working to help those hit in places such as Hoboken and Bergen County. In both states, hundreds of thousands remained without power, and dozens of thousands of homes had been damaged beyond repair or obliterated by the wrath of the storm.

    In a showing of bipartisanship, Grammer and Wellstone placed country over politics and agreed to a 48-hour truce in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, in order to assist charitable organizations seeking to raise relief money in obtaining better news coverage. Both candidates visited areas that had been hit worst by Sandy and met with victims as well as with members of ODERCA and the National Guard...

    – Richard Wolffe’s The Message: Reselling the Wellstone Way, Hachette Book Group, 2013



    WELLSTONE/ROSS: 49%

    GRAMMER/BROWN: 48%

    BUCK/WISE: 2%

    OTHER/UNDECIDED: 1%

    – Gallup national poll, 11/5/2012



    …Well, it’s just turned 2:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, and it looks like we just might be able to call the Senate before the Presidency…

    – CBS Evening News, 11/6-7/2012 broadcast



    November United States Senate election results, 2012

    Date: November 6, 2012

    Seats: 35 of 104

    Seats needed for majority: 53

    New Senate majority leader: Webb Franklin (R-MS)

    New Senate minority leader: Gary Locke (D-WA)

    Seats before election: 55 (R), 48 (D), 1 (I)

    Seats after election: 56 (R), 47 (D), 1 (I)

    Seat change: R ^ 1, D v 1, I - 0

    Full List:

    Arizona: Grant Woods (R) over David Garcia (D), Richard Mack (Liberty) and Jim Pederson (I); incumbent Harry Braun (D) retired

    California: incumbent George Deukmejian (R) over Judy May Chu (D)

    Connecticut: incumbent Warren Mosler (D) over Penny Bacchiochi (R)

    Delaware: Ruth Ann Minner (D) over Kevin Wade (R); incumbent Daniel Frawley (D) retired

    Florida: Allen West (R) over incumbent Alexander Penelas (D)

    Hawaii: incumbent Mazie Hirono (D) over Linda Lingle (R)

    Indiana: Jackie Walorski (R) over Brad Ellsworth (D); incumbent Katie Hall (D) retired

    Maine: incumbent Olympia Snowe (R) over Benjamin Pollard (D) and Andrew Ian Dodge (Independent)

    Maryland: Carl Frank Stokes (D) over incumbent Michael Steele (R)

    Massachusetts: incumbent Kathleen Hartington Kennedy-Roosevelt (D) over Brian Paul Lees (R)

    Michigan: Hansen Clarke (D) over incumbent Andrew “Rocky” Raczkowski (R)

    Minnesota: incumbent Hubert Horatio “Skip” Humphrey III (D) over Rod Grams (R) and Michael C. Colley (Country)

    Mississippi: incumbent William Webster “Webb” Franklin (R) over Roger Weiner (D)

    Missouri: Sarah Hearne Steelman (R) over incumbent Alan Wheat (D)

    Montana: Denise Juneau (D) over incumbent Stan Jones (R)

    Nebraska: incumbent Don Stenberg (R) over Chuck Hassebrook (D)

    Nevada: incumbent Patricia Anne “Patty” Cafferata (R) over Barbara Buckley (D)

    New Jersey: Upendra Chivukula (D) over incumbent Thomas Kean Jr. (R)

    New Mexico: incumbent Debbie Jaramillo (D) over Greg Sowards (R)

    New York: incumbent Tom Suozzi (D) over George Maragos (R)

    North Dakota: incumbent John Hoeven (R) over Pam Gulleson (D)

    Ohio: incumbent Sherrod Brown (D) over Larry Lee Householder (R)

    Pennsylvania: incumbent H. J. Heinz III (R) over Jason Altmire (D)

    Potomac: incumbent Eleanor Holmes Norton (D) unopposed

    Puerto Rico: incumbent Luis Fortuno (R) over Cirilo Tirado Rivera (D)

    Rhode Island: incumbent Myrth York (D) over Barry Hinckley (R)

    Tennessee: Mae Beavers (R) over incumbent Bob Clement Jr. (D) and Zach Poskevich (Independent Republican)

    Texas: incumbent Kay Granger (R) over Henry Cisneros (D), Gene Kelly (I) and Rick Noriega (La Raza Unida)

    Utah: incumbent David D. Marriott (R) over Benjy McAdams (D)

    Vermont: incumbent Anthony Pollina (D) over H. Brooke Paige (R) and Boots Wardinski (Liberty Union)

    Virginia: incumbent Ben Lewis Jones (R) over Harris N. Miller (D)

    Washington: incumbent Norm Rice (D) over Mike Baumgartner (R)

    West Virginia: incumbent Betty Ireland (R) over Natalie Tennant (D)

    Wisconsin: incumbent Russ Feingold (D) over Kris Kobach (R)

    Wyoming: incumbent John S. Wold (R) over William Bryk (D)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    …The addition of five more women elected to the US Senate rose the number of female lawmakers in that chamber to a new record of 36 – 20 were from the Republican Party (17 incumbents, plus newcomers Jackie Walorski, Sarah Hearnes Spellman and Mae Beavers) and 16 were from the Democratic Party (14 incumbents, plus newcomers Denise Juneau and Ruth Ann Minner)…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    …The new Senators suggested a shift in the ideological factions of both parties. In the Republican camp, former state Attorney General Grant Woods of Arizona promised moderation in a campaign that contrasted with the rest of the incoming GOP freshman. Senators-Elect Allen West of Florida, Jackie Walorski of Indiana, Sarah Hearne Steelman of Missouri, and Mae Beavers of Tennessee introduced a more “strongheaded” element to the chamber with their aggressive and relatively populist campaigns... Meanwhile, Democratic newcomers indicated that rural populism and urban progressivism were still prominent parts of the Democratic base. Ruth Ann Minner of Delaware, Carl F. Stokes of Maryland, Hansen Clark of Michigan, and Upendra Chivukula of New Jersey reflected Democratic gains in their respective states, while Senator-Elect Denise Juneau of Montana had narrowly achieved victory by appealing to fiscally-conscious voters via libertarian-leaning talking points that won over Republican-leaning independents and undecided voters…

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    United States House of Representatives results, 2012

    Date: November 6, 2012

    Seats: All 441

    Seats needed for majority: 221

    New House majority leader: H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC)

    New House minority leader: Barbara B. Kennelly (D-CT)

    Last election: 249 (R), 192 (D)

    Seats won: 239 (R), 202 (D)

    Seat change: R v 10, D ^ 10

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    …In the House of Representatives, Democrats performed better than they had anticipated for tonight, gaining a net total of ten seat. These results go against initial projections suggesting that the party could end up with a net loss of anywhere between 5 and 15 seats...

    – CBS Evening News, 11/8/2012 broadcast



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    …non-profit organizer and former Miss Indiana pageant winner Shelli Renee Yoder (D) defeated businessman John H. Schnatter (R)…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    United States Governor election results, 2012

    Date: November 6, 2012

    Number of state gubernatorial elections held: 12

    Seats before: 29 (R), 21 (D), 2 (I)

    Seats after: 28 (R), 22 (D), 2 (I)

    Seat change: R v 1, D ^ 1, I - 0

    Full list:

    Delaware: incumbent Jack Carney (D) over Jeff Cragg (R)

    Indiana: John R. Gregg (D) over incumbent Rupert Boneham (R)

    Missouri: incumbent Perry B. Clark (D) over Dave Spence (R)

    Montana: Barack “Rocky” McCain (R) over Brian Schweitzer (D), Lloyd Havaw Reese (I) and Ben Garrison (Boulder); incumbent Michael R. Cooney (D) retired

    New Hampshire: incumbent Rushern L. Baker III (D) over John Henry Sununu (R) and William Byrk (I)

    North Carolina: James V. Taylor over incumbent Fern Shubert (R)

    North Dakota: incumbent Heidi Heitkamp (D) over Rick Berg (R)

    Puerto Rico: incumbent Hector Luis Acevedo (D/PD) over Dr. Ivan F. Gonzalez Cancel (D/NP)

    Utah: Robert Wood Young (R) over Jim Matheson (D); incumbent Karl Christian Rove (R) retired

    Vermont: Bernard Peters (R) over Charles Dean (D); incumbent Deborah L. “Deb” Markowitz (D) retired

    Washington: incumbent Lisa J. Simpson (D) over Rob McKenna (R)

    West Virginia: Charlotte Pritt (D) over incumbent David McKinley (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



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    – clickopedia.co.usa, 2012



    PRITT PROMISES PRAGMATIC POLICY AS POPULIST POPULACE PREPS FOR PROGRESSIVE POLITICAL PUSH

    …Governor-Elect Charlotte Pritt “is the refreshing change of pace that our state so badly needs,” says one of her supporters…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 11/8/2012



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    – A promotional image of Governor-Elect Charlotte Pritt (D-WV), c. November 2012



    …In the gubernatorial races, both parties essentially broke even. While Democrat John Gregg unseated Republican incumbent and former Presidential candidate Rupert Boneham in an upset, Republican “darling” Rocky McCain cruised to victory in Montana’s open race. …Wealthy businessman and politician Robert Wood Young, a descendant of the LDS Church leader Brigham Young, was elected Governor of Utah with almost 80% of the vote... Bernard Peters’ election to the governorship of Vermont over Democrat Charles Dean was one of the biggest surprises of the night. After nearly a decade of Democrat Governor Deb Markowitz’s rising tax rates and business regulations allegedly driving away small business owners and struggling families, the conservative Republican former state legislator Bernard Peters capitalized on the sense of voter fatigue by running on a moderate platform. His low-cost TV, radio, and technet ads highlighted his non-political life as a hunter and logger to appeal to blue-collar Vermonters. Meanwhile, his general election opponent did more harm to his own campaign than he realized by praising Markowitz and reminding voters that he was the brother of another state lawmaker, the less-popular Howard Dean. Depicting Dean as a corporate elitist who would continue Markowitz’s tax hikes, Peters successfully mobilized middle-class and rural Vermonters to turn out in droves. Peters pledged to lower taxes and promote small business growth to “make sure the next generation of Vermonters won’t have to leave the state to find work and start families,” while Dean seemed to run a very vague campaign filled with generic platitudes. Furthermore, polls showing Charles Dean winning by a margin anywhere between 10% and 5%, plus Dean’s own lackluster campaigning – essentially dismissing the general election due to how easily he won his party’s primary election – supposedly contributed to Democratic turnout being below average on Election Night. The result was Peters edging out Dean, 51% to 48%...

    – John Sides and Lynn Vavreck’s A National Gamble: Choice And Chance In The 2012 Presidential Election, Princeton University Press, 2014



    …The President has performed better in the Midwest due to him doubling down on his local roots in the final weeks of the campaign over concerns that Grammer and Brown were targeting ‘vulnerable’ states such as Iowa and Wisconsin. However, the President’s campaign team seems to have underestimated libertarian strength out west, and the complete deflation of the Buck/Wise ticket in the final weeks and days of the campaign... With all but two of the states called, but with neither candidate receiving a majority of Electoral College votes, the election now falls onto Pennsylvania and, of all places, New Jersey. While Pennsylvania is typically a swing state, New Jersey voters have usually leaned toward Democratic candidates in recent election cycles, so it is possible that this election could be a realigning moment. Either that, or, as New Jersey’s Governor Clark pointed out on our program yesterday, results are slow to come in due to the Garden State still reeling from the devastating effects of Hurricane Sandy…

    – KNN, 11/8/2012 broadcast



    ELECTION UPDATE: RECOUNT REQUIRED IN NEW JERSEY AND PENNSYLVANIA!

    …many polling stations had to be relocated after the storm, while voting ontech, a more recent alternative to mail-in ballots, does not have a strong infrastructure in New Jersey…

    The New York Times, 11/11/2012



    13 November 2012: On this day in history, a total solar eclipse occurs in parts of Australia and the South Pacific.

    – onthisday.co.uk



    …In an interesting development, the Presidential recount in New Jersey will continue for longer than initially thought, as several early-voting ballots have been found in a sunken mail truck in Burlington County. The mail truck was most likely hit by Hurricane Sandy. The whereabouts of its driver remain unknown...

    – The Overmyer Network, 11/14/2012 news broadcast



    “This whole thing with the mail truck being overlooked, it could be a ploy to steal the election for Wellstone. I don’t have any more evidence than the police do, I’m just pointing out that it’s all very fishy, and not because the storm threw fish on everything. I just think that this needs to be investigated further.”

    – Harley Brown (R-ID), 11/15/2012 KNN interview



    …This just in – in the Presidential election, the state of New Jersey has been called for President Wellstone, narrowing the contest down to Pennsylvania... If Grammar wins the recount in PA, he will become President despite having lost the popular vote, albeit by razor-thin margin…

    – KNN Breaking News, 11/17/2012



    “What I want to know is, well, where is the driver of that mail truck? Was he paid off, was he bumped off, is he innocent, or is he guilty? Where is the driver?”

    – Harley Brown, 11/18/2012 KNN interview



    BODY OF MAILMAN FOUND IN PINE BARREN SWAMP IDENTIFIED

    …he was last seen driving the mail truck found in a river in Burlington County that was at the center of several controversies concerning the Presidential recount in the Garden State. It is most likely that he and his truck were swept off the road by the destructive wind of Hurricane Sandy, with the driver being blown roughly one mile away from the truck…

    The Star-Ledger, New Jersey newspaper, 11/21/2012



    PENN RECOUNT ENDS: GRAMMER WINS ELECTION!

    The New York Times, 11/29/2012



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    Tickets:

    Gov. A. Kelsey Grammer (CA) / Gov. Harley Davidson Brown (ID) (Republican) – 68,896,770 (47.7%)

    Pres. Paul D. Wellstone (MN) / VP Robert Norman “Bob” Ross (AS) (Democratic) – 70,630,023 (48.9%)

    Fmr US Rep. Jason Ogden Buck (UT) / Fmr Gov. Robert E. “Bob” Wise Jr. (WV) (Boulder (Strong on the WV ballot)) – 3,033,191 (2.1%)

    Mr. Peter Coors (CO) / Fmr Lt. Gov. Warren Mosler (VI) (Moderate) – 722,288 (0.5%)

    Mr. Rich Whitney (IL) / Mr. Harley Mikkelson (MI) (Green) – 587,750 (0.4%)

    Pstr. Terry Jones (FL) / Ms. Susan Gail Ducey (OK) (Salvation) – 433,313 (0.3%)

    All other votes – 134,238 (0.1%)

    Total Votes – 144,437,674 (100.0%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “Ay Caramba!”

    – Katherine Soucie (the voice of Bart Farnsworth, enemy of Dr. Schwarzchild (a retired recurring character voiced by Kelsey Grammar) on the long-running TV series “Futurama”), public comment on the social blogging site FriendLink.co.usa, 11/29/2012



    “So, he isn’t going to be in the 2014 Frasier Reunion Special, is he?”

    – David Hyde Pierce, FriendLink.co.usa, 11/29/2012



    “Now THIS is some bullcrap!”

    – Dan Butler, portrayer of Bob “Bulldog” Briscoe on Frasier, PalChat.co.usa, 11/29/2012



    “If they had just given him an Oscar for playing Patton in that drama movie, this all wouldn’t have happened.”

    – former political analyst James Carville, 11/30/2012



    GOVERNOR-ELECT MEETS WITH OUTGOING GOVERNOR

    …incumbent Governor Karl Christian Rove (Republican; b. 1950) is leaving office after a single term. Rove had retired last year to run for President, but declined to try for a second term after dropping out of that race early, before the primaries had even begun, due to poor fundraising and low polling...

    …Our next governor will be Robert Wood Young (Republican; b. 1947), a conservative with a diverse background. Young is an author and former broadcast journalist who served as the Mayor of Augusta, Georgia from 1999 to 2005, and as the Regional Director of the US HUD Department for the Atlanta Region from 2005 to 2006. President Jackson appointed him to the President’s bipartisan Advisory Council on Historic Preservation in 2007, the year before Young left D.C. and moved to Utah to become the President and CEO of the Southwestern Natural Sciences Academy. Young is a conservative and a direct descendent of Brigham Young…

    – The Standard-Examiner, Utah newspaper, 11/30/2012



    The Story Behind The Collapse Of The GOP In West Virginia

    …With the incumbent Republican Governor failing to address the issues of mining-related health issues, irresponsible and underage recreadrug use, and poor road infrastructure, voters opted for either the Democratic of Boulderite nominee. With former Governor of West Virginia Bob Wise being Jason Buck’s running mate, the Buck/Wise ticket received more attention and appeared more appealing to conservative voters as an alternate to the Republican Party. The subsequent splitting of the non-Democratic vote was a boon to the campaign of Charlotte Pritt… At the Presidential level, West Virginia voters preferred Buck to Grammer and Wellstone, but at the gubernatorial level, the Boulderite/Strong Party candidate, Clark Barnes, was uninspiring and a poor debater. As a result, voters in the state split their tickets, dividing the conservative vote enough for Pritt to be elected Governor, while support for the “squeaky-clean elitist” Grammer, as Governor McKinley call him, plummeted enough for Buck/Wise to win a narrow plurality and win the state’s Electoral College votes…

    – thewashingtonpost.co.usa, 11/30/2012



    “There is legitimate fear on the American Left that the ‘New Progressive Era’ that we’ve been living in since 2001 – an era of compassionate governance, of civil service reform, and of some trustbusting here or there – has suddenly come to an end.”

    – political commentator Janice Fine, 12/1/2012



    …There were few incidents of Wellstone supporters reacting to the election results with violence, with the most passionate of Wellstone’s supporters being seen crying into their hands beside discarded stickers, banner and signs showcasing their approval of the now-outgoing President. Nevertheless, THN exaggerated the moments. The network’s most legitimate point, however, was their argument that, since the total number of votes for both the Democratic Party and Green Party did not equal 50%, but the total number of votes for all conservative tickets did, then Grammer is mathematically the people’s choice, and would have won a majority of the popular vote if the election had been held either with ranked-choice voting or in a two-round system.

    …Calls for EC abolition went into overdrive on both sides of the political aisle, with Republicans now being joined by Democrats. However, it was still noticeable that many Republicans stopped complaining about the E.C., while others with the G.O.P. supported it over the notion that third-parties would no longer be able play spoiler to their party’s candidates under seemingly any E.C.-free system…

    – Roberta Gillespie’s Watershed: An Assessment of The Wellstone White House, Princeton University Press, 2016



    REP. JACK BROOKS, DEAN OF THE HOUSE, PASSES AWAY AT 89

    ...Jack Bascom Brooks (D-TX) had just won re-election to what he swore would be his last term. Brooks had served continuously in the US House of Representatives for almost 60 years, starting on January 3, 1953. The new Dean of the House is Al Quie (R-MN), who has been serving in the House for almost 55 years (since entering office on February 18, 1958), and was planning on retiring from his seat in 2014, at the age of 91...

    The Washington Post, 12/4/2012



    4 December 2012: On this day in history, Typhoon Bopha, the strongest tropical cyclone to hit the Philippines in this year, makes landfall on the island of Mindanao; no casualties are reported, but many are reported injured by flying debris and falling trees, and multiple homes and buildings are destroyed, cutting power and forcing the cancellation of flights and ferry services for several days.

    – onthisday.co.uk



    HANNON OUT, R&D HEAD MCNAUGHTON IN AT KFC HQ

    …While the energetic Mary Lolita Starnes Hannon, age 81, has retired from the position of CEO of Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc., but will remain "actively invested" in the company as a Senior Advisor…

    – usarightnow.co.usa/business, 12/5/2012



    …and in a curious and interesting development, the Federal Election Commission has revealed that they are working with law enforcement agencies as part of an investigation into former Independent gubernatorial candidate Lloyd Havaw Reese…

    – KTVQ Channel 2, local news station for Billings, Montana, 12/8/2012 broadcast



    VARVARIS LEADS LIBERALS TO VICTORY!

    …At the age of 38, Nick Varvaris has lead the Liberal Party to returning to power. ...The election was set in the midst of rising taxes from the Warren Williams administration in response to rising inflation rates, which Varvaris has claimed is being brought on by an increase in international trade and outsourcing jobs to India... The Liberal Party received a comfortable majority of seats of the Labor Party, meaning they will not have to work with the Christian Democratic Party (led by Alasdair Webster) or with the Outsiders Party (led by Mark Latham) to form a working government…

    – The Northern Territory News, Australian newspaper, 12/12/2012



    …In political news, Prime Minister Mary Creagh is promising to work with incoming American President Kelsey Grammer to form a, quote, “meaningful partnership,” unquote, in the hope of working with him on concerns relating to trade, commerce and foreign affairs…

    – BBC, 14/12/2012 broadcast



    SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR BOB ROSS?

    At 70, the cancer survivor describes himself as “fit as a new fiddle,” but when asked if he will run for President in 2016, he suggested that it was “premature” to say, and suggested that his political career is effectively over with the comment “This job has tired me out, and I have seen the number Paul [Wellstone]’s job has done on him. It’s not something anyone can do, or do lightly. …I think I’ve have enough of this place.”

    …In 2008, Ross handed over his instructional art TV show to his son and other instructors. He may simply appear on that series on occasion as a guest, or begin hosting a new series to continue spreading joy to new generations of aspiring artists…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 12/16/2012 e-article



    …A December 2012 report on how the SARS lockdowns affected Indian student learning revealed that early education in India from 2002 to 2005 was impacted far more greatly than initially feared. To sum up the report bluntly, only 10% of Indian families could afford homeschooling, while most school districts had to choose between holding schools at parks and sports fields or cancel the school year entirely. Many parents who sought to continue their children’s education relied textbooks donated to them, but those without charity suffered the most. The report clearly shows a correlation between poor test scores and districts hit worst by the pandemic. Uttar Pradesh was the worst affected region, where school was effectively cancelled for 2.5 years...

    – Rajiv Ahir and Kalpaha Rajaram’s A Brief History of Modern India, Borders Books, 2021



    UNITED KOREA ELECTS NEW PRESIDENT

    …Han Myeong-sook, 68, who previously served as the country’s Prime Minister, will become United Korea’s second female President …Han won over Kim Jung-sook, 64, a lawyer and member of parliament whose candidacy was inhibited by assumptions from uninformed voters that he is related to the former Kim Family Regime despite Kim being a very common surname in Korea...

    The Daily Telegraph, side article, 19/12/2012



    >MOTHER-POST: Wait, Wasn’t The World Supposed to End Yesterday?

    I remember a lot of people saying in, like, 2009 and 2010, that something called a Mayan Long Count calendar predicted that the world would come to an and yesterday. Did Earth miss the memo or something?

    >REPLY 1:

    It was just another Y2K-level scare, only with less clout. And like how most people freaked out over Y2K in 1997 and 1998 and less so in 1999, talk of 2012 being the End of Days lost momentum as the date approached. Guess it’s only fun to talk about everyone dying when the date isn’t right around the corner or so.

    >REPLY 2:

    I remember I kept saying that the Mayans ended their calendar there and just continued with the dates on some other tablet or what-have-you that we just haven’t found yet.

    >REPLY 3:

    I’m surprised no big-time Hollywood people tried to make it into a movie. The closest we got was the 2009 Alex Proyas film “Knowing.”

    >REPLY 4:

    There were lots of people praying last night. Several channels covered how hundreds traveled to the Yucatan to pray at the temples there. Personally, I think the power of prayer prevented the world from coming to an end last night. Our fear of losing all the beauty of this world, combined with great strides toward peace and universal brotherhood in recent years, convinced The Powers That Be to spare us from destruction.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 4:

    Or maybe the End of Days is meant to begin yesterday and slowly come about. Maybe the wheels are in motion and things will only worsen in the upcoming days, weeks, months or even years.

    >REPLY 5:

    I remember there being a lot of Anti-Semitism attached to this prediction after Wellstone won re-election. A lot of now-banned people on this site claimed he would help Israel take over the Middle East somehow and kill all the non-Jewish people there for some reason, somehow leading to a global thermonuclear war. Glad to see that none of the theories were even remotely close to reality!

    >REPLY 6:

    I completely forgot about this end-of-the-world claim! I remember it being kind of prominent in like 2008. Oh well, it morbidly fun to imagine what it would look like at the time while it lasted. So, when’s the next time the world’s to come to an end?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 6:

    I heard some religious fundamentalist somewhere say that 2020’s a good bet.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 6:

    Huh.

    – conspiracytheoriesforum.co.usa, 12/22/2012 thread



    “Friends, as we close this year and this chapter in American history, I am reminded of a quote that has motivated me throughout my life. It is my favorite quote. It is from Wendell Phillips, an abolitionist from the 1840's. At that time both political parties were very weary of the slavery issue and they weren't sure how to confront it. But not Wendell, he just said slavery was a moral outrage, that it was unconscionable, and he wouldn't equivocate. He wasn't afraid to speak out.
    After he gave a particularly fiery speech about abolition, a friend came up to him and said, "Wendell, why are you so on fire?"
    And Wendell turned to his friend and said, "Brother May, I'm on fire because I have mountains of ice before me to melt."

    As long as we still have blood pumping through our veins, we too will always have the ability to melt whatever mountains of ice lie before us.

    Thank you all for your energy, for your time, and for your contributions to fulfilling the American promise of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Thank you all for your love for your country, for your love for your fellow Americans, and for your love for your fellow human beings. And thank you for your passion to do what is right. It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve here. Thank you all, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays.”

    – US President Paul Wellstone’s private address to staff, White House Office Christmas Party, 12/23/2012 (published 2015) [6]



    FUTURAMA DRAMA: I MISS DR. SCHWARZCHILD

    His last speaking role, all the way back in early 2006, wasn’t that stellar, and the character’s next appearance after that was in a non-speaking bit in 2007, showing he’d taken over a planet in a clear reference to his voice actor becoming Governor of California. He then appeared in minor line-free cameo appearances, typically as a background character or on a poster. In the most recent episode [of the long-running animated TV series Futurama], the Semi-Mad Doctor’s wordless cameo was even smaller than the 2007 one, showing he had “promoted himself” to controlling a solar system of 52 planets “and an asteroid designated for federal administrative use.” The bit just reminded me of the show’s slow decline in quality over the years. I really think that they should have just done a recast with a Grammer sound-alike, instead effectively retiring the role, because at this point, I think it’s very unlikely that Grammer will come back to give the character the proper send-off that he (and, I dare say, his fans) so definitely deserved. A real shame.

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 12/27/2012 posting



    “I was getting briefed on an update on the cleanup stuff happening in the Garden State, and apparently, and I know you’re going to tell me if I’ve got this wrong because the media usually knows more about these things, but according to the data stuff I’ve seen, over seventy people drowned, died by drowning, during Hurricane Sandy. I think that’s just awful, it’s awful that New Jersey’s Governor, uh, a Democrat, uh, basically just let that many people drown during that storm. I’m all about government leaving people alone, but there’s a difference between minding your own business and letting your own people die.”

    – Vice President-Elect Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID), KNN interview, 12/28/2012 gaffe



    “I would just like to apologize for some comments I made yesterday, not because I said them, but because of how I said them. They may have come off the wrong way. I did not mean to offend, and in light of additional information, um, coming to light, I would like to apologize to Governor Clark for misunderstanding the nature of the situation still ongoing in his state.”

    – Vice President-Elect Harley Brown, 12/30/2012 statement



    “NO CLEAR END IN SIGHT”: Post-Sandy Cleanup Efforts Expected To Continue For “Several More Months”

    …Hurricane Sandy slammed into New Jersey and New York almost three months ago, and the tiresome recovery efforts are still ongoing, as homes and businesses are repaired, rebuilt and reopened. However, many are still struggling in the aftermath of one of the most ferocious storms to hit the region, and due to the extent of the damage, it does not look like the cleanup crews with be celebrating a job well done in the immediate future...

    The Wall Street Journal, 1/3/2013



    WELLSTONE SIGNS $48BILLION HURRICANE SANDY RELIEF AID BILL INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 1/5/2013



    …President Wellstone met with President-Elect Grammer and New Jersey Governor Joe Louis Clark in Trenton, New Jersey today to assure locals that help is being delivered, as parts of New Jersey are still reeling from the disastrous Hurricane Sandy. The trip to the Garden State was the fourth time that the outgoing and incoming Presidents have met to discuss foreign and domestic policy in what has been, apart from some comments by Vice President-Elect Harley Brown, an overall smooth and genteel transition of power…

    – KNN, 1/7/2013 broadcast



    …The president’s brother is dead at 76. Stephen Wellstone of Minneapolis passed away on January 9, the family of President Wellstone announced earlier today. An avid gardener and dog lover, Stephen Wellstone taught elementary school for 24 years in Arlington, Virginia before working at the Hennepin County Medical Center in Minneapolis for 14 years. He is survived by several nephews and nieces, his brother Paul, and by many close friends. His funeral service will be a private affair on the 12th...

    – ABC News, 1/10/2013



    FORMER GOVERNOR CANDIDATE LLOYD HAVAW REESE MAY BE INDICTED

    …documents and records of his existence only going back to 1992 has raised questions over the former candidate’s background. …While Reese has proclaimed he has a “right to privacy,” the fact that law enforcement have reportedly requested that he not leave the country until the F.E.C. matter is resolved is concerning…

    The Washington Post, 1/14/2013



    NET TRAFFIC REPORT: Electoral College Abolition Petition Gaining Thousands Of Signatures

    …a petition funded by the Americans For Lawful Electoral Change Committee is calling for the abolishing of the U.S. electoral college is circulating ontech. The action is similar those taken by conservative-leaning netsites four years ago, except now the petition is receiving heavy circulation on both conservative-leaning sites and liberal-leaning sites as well. Furthermore, this petition’s number of signatures has already surpassed the number of signatures that had been gathered for the AFLECC’s 2008 petition by the end of May 2009…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 1/16/2013



    MOTHER-POST: My opinion:

    The Top Five Best and Worst Aspects of the Wellstone administration

    BEST

    1 – Major Tax reform – passed legislation that benefitted the poor at the expense of the rich

    2 – Electric Power push – launch massive electric power grid projects to back green energy and create jobs

    3 – Intervention in Africa – Wellstone being anti-interventionist meant that he send diplomats instead of military ground troops to troubled areas abroad

    4 – Strengthened Universal Healthcare and the NITR – worked to ensure anti-UHC members of congress could not easily dismantle the popular institutions

    5 – Combated Racist and Anti-Semitism – collaborated with his Attorney General to combat voter suppression and other issues

    WORST

    1 – Put the Balanced Budget Amendment to the test – paying for social programs was expensive, so Wellstone has relied on a healthy economy and low unemployment to get by (though many credit the work of Treasury Secretary Timothy Johnson for keeping things in check)

    2 – GOP Obstruction – Wellstone failed to pass several laws in 2011 and 2012 due to GOP opposition

    3 – Race relations did not improve – If anything, his predecessor’s comments led to a rise in racist activities under his term

    4 – Controversial Comment – First Lady Sheila’s comments and VP Bob Ross’s actions were also heavily criticized by the likes of THN

    5 – Unfinished Business – failed to address “the Doomed State of Sierra Leone,” and its regional refugee crisis – the place is a virtually lawless state overrun with recreadrug lords, warfare, slavery, famine, death, disease, and corruption, leading to millions fleeing to neighboring countries.

    Thoughts, anyone?

    COMMENTS SECTION:

    Comment 1: You can't really blame the obstructionism on Wellstone. Sierra Leone is going to be too big of a Gordian knot for any President to try to untangle. And as for point #4... THN, really? You're sourcing those guys?

    Comment 2: I think the BBA was his biggest inhibitor, not a "failure"

    Comment 3: I can't tell if this list is biased in favor or against Wellstone

    – whitehouserankings.co.usa, thread opened 1/18/2013



    “I, Allen Kelsey Grammer, do solemnly swear… People, you don’t spend six years as the governor of one of America’s largest states without learning a few things about politics. …“Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not to blame the past but instead accept our own responsibility for assuring the brightness of the future. …The time has come for our national lawmakers to show America and the world was successful bipartisanship looks like. We have to showcase fiscal responsibility with unity and rationality, not obstructionism to the detriment of the American citizen. We have to reign in wasteful spending without depriving people of badly needed programs. We are a moral people, and so our good consciences compel us to help those that cannot help themselves. To use a limited government to support those who are truly without, and to allow the individual freedom of each American citizen to flourish and determine the path of their life. …Humanitarian fiscal conservatism has come at last to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!”

    – Kelsey Grammer inaugural address (abridged), 1/21/2013



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    Kelsey Grammer, the 44th President of the United States of America



    QUERY:

    Why Was The 2013 Inauguration A Day Late? (And does it mean Speaker McMaster was President for 1 Day?)

    TOP ANSWER:

    The official inaugural ceremony was delayed by one day because January 20, 2013 fell on a Sunday. This sort of delay has happened seven times before, in order to not upset or interfere with Christian services that occur every Sunday. However, while the inaugural ceremony is delayed, the swearing-in of the new President is not. President-Elect Kelsey Grammer and Vice President-Elect Harley Brown were both sworn into their respective offices by Chief Justice Alan Page at noon on January 20, 2013, in a private, official ceremony hosted in the Blue Room of the White House. The public, formal ceremony was held at the US Capitol Building the next day.

    – queries.co.usa, 2013 query



    26 January 2013: On this day in history, DC goes back to being Washington, DC. In one of his first actions as US President to be done via an Executive Order, US President Kelsey Grammer officially changes the name of the US Federal Capital District, reverting it from “District of Columbia” back to “Washington, District of Columbia.” Grammer cites the name’s historical significance, and that the name is not used by the state of Potomac, the state which surrounds the nation’s capital, and thus should not have been retired after all.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    …Grammer is the first US President to have been married four times. First, to dance instructor Doreen Alderman from 1982 to 1990 (with whom he had two children), then to makeup stylist Barrie Buckner from 1991 to 1995 (producing one child), and next to Tammi Baliszewski from 1997 to 2001 (also producing one child), before finally (after being briefly engaged to French actress Juliette Binoche) marrying actress-turned-First Lady Marissa Joan Hart [M1].

    Best known for her role as the titular character in the TV franchise “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” (1996-2003), Hart met Grammer while both of them were working on the Steven Spielberg film “Bandito: The Life of Patton” in 2002, in which Hart played the love interest in a B-plot; she and Grammer, who played General George S. Patton in the film, shared two scenes together. The two soon began dating and were married on January 7, 2004 in Hart’s home town of Sayville, New York. Grammer was 49; Hart was 28. The marriage has produced three children (in 2005, 2007 and 2010, totaling seven for Grammer) as of the publication of this book.

    Their time in the White House is not the first time that there was a two-decade age difference between the President and the First Lady. President Grover Cleveland had caused a stir marrying someone roughly 27 years younger than himself, and President John Tyler set the record by marrying someone thirty years younger than himself (and younger than three of his children from his previous marriage). Up until their entrance into the Presidential residence, though, the most recent example of such a wide age gap was the twelve-year age difference between Claudia Sanders and The Colonel.

    First Lady Marissa Joan Hart is known for having a very energetic personality, redecorating the Executive Residence to give it a “more modern and lived-in feel,” in contrast to First Lady Sheila Wellstone’s retention of its more traditional aesthetics. A gracious host like the First Ladies before her, Marissa is a passionate supporter of a number of causes, charities and organizations, including March of Dimes, several conservation societies, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, anti-bullying measures, Feeding America, The Art of Elysium, and IFS Virus research. However, her most prominent actions have concerned “child protection” causes such as eliminating child hunger, child homeless, child abuse, child neglect and child poverty...

    – Kate Andersen Brower’s FLOTUS: The Grace And Power of America’s Modern First Ladies, Book on the First Ladies, Harper-Collins Publishers, 2013



    REESE DISAPPEARS! The Secluded Publisher Vanishes From Cabin Home Near Missoula Amid Investigation Into Background!

    “Innocent people don’t flee,” says one anonymous member of the F.E.C.’s investigative task force team…

    The Missoula Independent, Montana newspaper, 1/29/2013



    THE KELSEY GRAMMER ADMINISTRATION AT THE START OF 2013

    Vice President: Governor Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID)

    CABINET

    Secretary of State: campaign advisor and former Dean of Stanford University’s Institute for International Studies Richard L. Morningstar (R-NY)

    Secretary of the Treasury: US Senator William Floyd “Bill” Weld (R-MA)

    Deputy Secretary of the Treasury: former Democratic Party of Maryland Treasurer Osman “Oz” Bengur (D-MD)

    Secretary of Defense: USAA Chairman, US Air Force Colonel (ret.), retired NASA astronaut and former US Air Force test pilot Eileen Collins (I-TX)

    Deputy Secretary of Defense: Lawyer and general counsel for the US Veterans’ Affairs Department Ivan Kenneth Fong (I-PO)

    Attorney General: state Attorney General, former District Attorney and former Assistant District Attorney Susana Martinez (R-NM)

    Deputy Attorney General: lawyer and state deputy attorney general Boyd Rutherford (R-MD)

    Postmaster General: outgoing US Attorney General, former US Senator, former Administrator of the National Roadways Safety Administration, former US Transportation Secretary, former EPA Administrator and former US Labor Secretary Ralph Nader (I-CT)

    Secretary of the Interior: former US Deputy Secretary of Community Development Alphonso R. Jackson (R-TX)

    Secretary of Agriculture: businessman and entrepreneur Harold Lee Scott Jr. (R-KS)

    Deputy Secretary of Agriculture: US Representative and former West Kendall, Florida councilwoman Martha Bueno (R-FL)

    Secretary of Commerce: businessman, banker and former CEO of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. R. Severin Fuld (I-NY)

    Secretary of Labor: US Representative Steven Craig Gunderson (R-WI)

    Secretary of Education: Dean of Texas A&M and former state Secretary of Education Margo Spellings (R-TX)

    Secretary of Health and Humane Services: US Representative Michelle Eunjoo Park Steel (R-CA)

    Secretary of Transportation: US Representative and former businessman Frank Alo LoBiondo (R-NJ)

    Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs: outgoing US Deputy Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs and former US Representative Rodney Alexander (R-LA)

    Secretary of Energy and Technology: businessman Harold Glenn Hamm (R-OK)

    Secretary of Community Development: physician and former Marstronaut Patricia Consolatrix Hilliard “Doc” Robertson (I-PA)

    CABINET-LEVEL POSITIONS

    Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA): US Marine Corps Commander (ret.) and former state senator Winsome Sears (R-VA)

    Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI): former IRS Commissioner and former state Lieutenant Governor Wilford V. Oveson (R-UT)

    US Trade Representative: former US Deputy Secretary of Community Development Catherine Austin Fitts (R-PA)

    Administrator of the Small Business Administration (SBA): biochemist, inventor, businessman and philanthropist Robert L. Barchi (I-NY)

    Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA): Administrator of the California Environmental Protection Agency Terry Tamminen (D-CA)

    Administrator of the Overwhelming Disaster Emergency Response Coordination Agency (ODERCA): businessman John W. Hickenlooper (I-CO)

    THE PRESIDENT’S EXECUTIVE OFFICE

    White House Chief of Staff: gubernatorial Chief of Staff Susan Kennedy (D-CA)

    White House Deputy Chief of Staff: gubernatorial Deputy Chief of Staff Patricia Clarey (R-CA)

    Counselors to The President: campaign Chief of Staff Paul Wachter and campaign strategist Steve Schmidt

    Chief Domestic Policy Advisor: “conservative healthcare” advocate and former nurse Renee Amoore (R-NY)

    Chief Economic Policy Advisor: venture capitalist and Wall Street securities analyst Mary Meeker (I-IN)

    Chief Foreign Policy Advisor: Kansas-born Iranian-American energy lecturer Rob Sobhani (R-MD)

    Chief National Security Advisor: Seattle Chief of Police, former Los Angeles Chief of Police, and former Boston Police Commissioner William J. Bratton (D-WA)

    Director of the Office of Management and Budget: Harvard University economics professor Kenneth Rogoff (I-CT)

    Director of the Domestic Policy Council: former US Deputy HHS Secretary and former Virginia Secretary of Health and Human Resources Claude Allen (R-PA)

    Other Counselors, Advisors, and Key Personnel: speechwriter Peter Grigsby and John Decker; finance professor Murray Sabrin (R-NJ); former US Representative and attorney for political malpractice and toxicology Nancy Lord (R-SC); economists Larry Summers and Frederic Mishkin; staffers Mona Mohammadi, Daniel Ketchell, Greg Dunn, Karen Baker, Daniel Zingale, and Gary Delsohn

    White House Communications Director: author, columnist and campaign communications coordinator Armstrong Williams (R-SC)

    White House Assistant Communication Directors: campaign communications directors Adam Mendelsohn and Rob Stutzman

    White House Appointments Secretary: campaign appointments secretary and hemophilia awareness advocate Ryan Wayne White (R-IN)

    White House Press Secretary: campaign Chief of Protocol Charlotte Schultz (I-CA)

    OTHER MEMBERS

    Solicitor General (representative of the Federal Government before the Supreme Court): US Representative Tom Campbell (R-CA)

    Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: US Navy Admiral and Commander of the US Pacific Fleet Derwood Clayiborne “D.C.” Curtis (I-IL)

    Secretary of the Army: former Governor and former Major General of the Mississippi Army National Guard Hudson Holliday (R-MS)

    Secretary of the Navy: US Navy Admiral James George Stavridis (D-FL)

    Federal Reserve Chairman: banker, businessman and former CEO of Goldman Sachs Henry Paulson (R-FL)

    NASA Administrator: Deputy NASA Administrator and former Aeronautics Research Mission Director John McAfee (Liberty-CA)

    NOTABLE AMBASSADORS

    To the United Nations: banker, conservationist, former US Ambassador to Belgium and US Navy Commander (ret.) Theodore Roosevelt IV (R-FL)

    To Argentina: former Treasurer of the US Bay Buchanan (R-VA)

    To Australia: former US Representative and former Crabb, TX Mayor Brian Christopher Zimmerman (R-TX)

    To Bangladesh: former Special Assistant to the US Secretary of State James Francis Moriarty (I-PO)

    To Brazil: former RNC Chair Ralph Reed (R-GA)

    To Canada: outgoing Chair of the US President’s Auto Industry Task Force Harry J. Wilson (R-NY)

    To China: former Federal Reserve Chair, former US Representative, and former Chair of the US International Trade Commission John Kasich (R-OH)

    To Egypt: former US Ambassador to Guinea-Bissau and former US Ambassador to Senegambia Marcia Stephens Bloom Bernicat (D-NJ)

    To France: President of the Minaret of Freedom Institute libertarian think tank Imad-ad-Dean “Dean” Ahmad (R-MD)

    To Germany: Governor Mary Starrett (R-OR)

    To India: former US Ambassador to China and former US Assistant Secretary of State Winston Lord (R-NY)

    To Indonesia: businessman and former CEO of Marvell Technology Group Sehat Sutardja (I-CA)

    To Iran: former US Ambassador to Azerbaijan and husband of Zeyno Baran Matthew James Bryza (I-PO)

    To Italy: former US Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX)

    To Japan: former Governor Kenneth James Fanning (Liberty-AS)

    To Korea: historian and Oberlin College professor Sheila Miyoshi Jager (I-OH)

    To Mexico: businessman, inventor, entrepreneur and professional survivalist John Ellis “Jeb” Bush (R-FL)

    To New Zealand: businessman, political activist, former US House nominee and US Army Brigadier General (ret.) Keith Russell Judd (R-AZ)

    To Nigeria: former US Ambassador to Bangladesh and former US Ambassador to The Philippines Harry Keels Thomas Jr. (I-NY)

    To Pakistan: former Assistant Secretary of State for International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs Anne Woods Patterson (I-AR)

    To The Philippines: former US Representative John Eric Ensign (R-NV)

    To Russia: former Los Angeles Chief of Police and libertarian political activist Norma Jean Almodovar (R-CA)

    To South Africa: addiction treatment advocate and former Deputy Director for the Office of Nation Recreadrug Policy Andrea Barthwell (R-IL)

    To Spain: outgoing Governor Kelley Ashby (R-NH)

    To Tanzania: former US Ambassador to Cameroon, former US Ambassador to Peru, former US Ambassador to Colombia, former US Ambassador to Morocco, and former US Ambassador to Kenya Myles Robert Rene Frechette (I-PO)

    To Thailand: former state Representative, former City Council member, and former US Representative Charles Kong Djou (R-HI)

    To Turkey: scholar, Senior Fellow at the Hudson Institute think tank, and wife of Matthew James Bryza Zeyno Baran (I-PO)

    To the U.K.: investment bank director, lecturer, and former Deputy Director of Central Intelligence George John Tenet (R-NY)

    To Vietnam: former state Representative and former US Representative Hubert Vo (D-TX)

    To Yugoslavia: outgoing US Ambassador to South Africa Jenean Michelle Hampton (R-MI)

    – KelseyGrammerPresidentialLibraryAndPerformingArtsCenter.org.usa/cabinet_composition/2013



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)

    [1] Based on the results of the poll as of 2/10/2012

    [2] The full comment can be found in Chapter 92!

    [3] The hurricane is less deadly ITTL due to earlier administrations more actively/aggressively/pragmatically addressing Global Climate Disruption (climate change) here.

    [4] The italicized line is an OTL quote from the article “Obama says he’d be seen as moderate Republican in 1980s” by Ian Swanson, 12/14/2012 (the hill.com)

    [5] The hurricane is slightly less powerful here due to the same explanation given in note/source #3

    [6] Italicized parts are from here: http://www.schoolsmatter.info/2013/12/paul-wellstone-is-more-prescient-than.html

    [7] IOTL, Melissa Joan Hart was named after the 1972 Allman Brothers song “Melissa,” which was named that due to serendipitous circumstances (according to the sources that were linked on Wikipedia, Gregg Allman was struggling with finding the right name for it, and when he went to a grocery store one day, a woman there was talking to someone named Melissa. What are the odds that those exact events still occur so many years after this TL’s POD?), so here, different events unfold, and either the song is called something similar, or Hart is named after something or someone different...



    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: February 26 at the very latest!

    I expect and hope for a number of Peanuts related parodies in regards to the current VP.
    Good grief!

    Wonderful updates as usual. I loved what you did with Doug and James there. My interest in the Technet is how the timeline version of YouTube looks like. Does it have the same problems of monetization? Does it have similar trends? I think it would also be interesting to see how the videogame industry looks like here. Excellent story and I hope it wins the Turtledove.
    I'll cover the history of ontech videos and the monetization issue in the next chapter for ya. I admit, I don't know that much about video game histories but since I mentioned some games many chapters ago I'll write up an update. Thanks for the compliments!

    How did the Cold War end in TTL?
    The Soviet Union collapsed in 1984, as covered in the 1984 chapters
     
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  • Chapter 105: February 2013 – June 2013

    “Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come. I’m waiting on the good times now.”

    – Bob Ross, shortly after the death of his wife, 1992 (OTL/TTL)



    SIGNS OF DISMAY LINGER AT SHORE: Rebuilding Forces Some To Put Storm-Ravaged Homes On Market

    …As post-Hurricane Sandy cleanup efforts continue in the Garden State, “For Sale” signs have replaced towering piles of debris in the front yards of flood-damaged homes…

    The Star-Ledger, New Jersey newspaper, 2/2/2013



    ...the US Ambassador to the United Nations has proposed a Security Council Resolution as a means of addressing the ongoing situation in Sudan. The resolution demands an immediate ceasefire occur between the nation of Sudan and the partially recognized breakaway nations of Darfur and South Sudan within 30 days, or the UN will establish a no-fly zone and take swift action to protect civilians in the troubled region…

    – CBS Evening News, 2/3/2013 broadcast



    US MULLING MILITARY OPTIONS IN LIBYA

    – thedailytelegraph.co.uk, 2/4/2013



    US-LED COALITION ENFORCING SANCTIONS, EMBARGOES ON SUDAN IS “NOT ENOUGH,” SAYS DARFUR LEADERS

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 5/2/2013



    PEARCE DEFEATED IN RECALL ELECTION: Don Goldwater Unseats Controversial Incumbent

    …In a multi-candidate race, state senator Donald H. Goldwater (R) has defeated Mayor Neil Giuliano (D), incumbent Russell K. Pearce (R) and several less prominent candidates with a plurality of 46% of the vote. …While Governor Russell K. Pearce (R) avoided being convicted and removed from office in last year’s impeachment trial, anti-Pearce sentiment among voters led to Republican candidates underperforming in the 2012 midterms. Pearce’s controversial and divisive rhetoric and unpopular actions while in office possibly contributed to Kelsey Grammer only barely winning Arizona in last year’s presidential election. Furthermore, in the state legislative elections of that November, state Democrats flipped the state House and Senate, leading to alleged talks behind closed doors that a second impeachment trial would be held by Democratic lawmakers in a few months if the recall election was unsuccessful…

    …Before entering politics, Pearce worked in law enforcement for nearly 20 years. In the 1990s, he ran the state Department of Motor Vehicles before serving as a state representative from 2000 to 2006. Pearce was also state senator, from 2006 to 2011, prior to being elected Governor in the pro-Republican 2010 midterms. Running on a heavily conservative campaign of opposing UHC, police precinct reform, and high taxes (and, low-key, all forms of immigration into the US), Governor Pearce’s tenure began with him trying to implement racist policies, and feuding with the state’s department of education over “the teachings of Western civilization,” trying to remove “anti-American ideologies” from schools. He openly supported the idea of the forced deportation of millions of Hispanic immigrants “and their children…as a safety measure” as his tenure continued. By 2012, his approval rating was below 30%; his ties to eugenics organizations and endorsements from white supremacists only lowered these numbers further, inhibiting his efforts to attract businesses favoring the for-profit prison industry to the state.

    Efforts to recall him from office began in 2011, with signature petitions being circulated ontech and in-person across Arizona. Last September, the state Secretary of State verified that the number of signatures required to trigger a recall election had been collected, and after copies of the petitions were sent to all Arizona counties for further verification, a recall election was officially called for in December. This recall effort was led by several prominent Arizona Republicans, including Pearce’s own ex-wife, who divorced him amid domestic abuse allegations that were settled out of court back in 1982. …The winner of the recall election is whoever receives a plurality, even if the plurality winner is the candidate whose recall is sought, as they also appear on the ballot...

    ...Pearce possibly undermined his own efforts to win the recall election two weeks ago when he suggested to a crowd of supporters the poor, unemployed and mentally impaired should receive forced sterilization. After Tom Fink of Alaska, Pearce is only the second Governor in modern American history to be recalled from office. …Don Goldwater will enter office next week...

    – The Arizona Republic, 2/6/2013



    Our first official cabinet meeting went as expected, with the people picked for the important posts each having a level head, a stick up their asses, an ego the size of a small planet, and a bunch of their own ideas about what to do about certain issues and policies. I didn’t know what Kelsey saw in most of them. Each had differing ideas on what was of high priority and of what could be placed on the back burner.

    For example, Agriculture Secretary Scott wanted to curb illegal immigrant protections, but most saw it as a minor issue given that, at the time, over 80% of all immigrants entered the US legally. Instead, trade and regulations were discussed at length at the meeting. I got my two cents in by calling for allowing states to have more say over gun control measures, and to expand the exit options available for Americans wishing to opt out of our communistic UHC healthcare system. I think it was well received because Kelsey brought them up again after talking to all of us about how to address GCD, how to keep Social Security solvent, and – most importantly for the administration from the get-go – how to implement the tax cuts that Kelsey promised on the campaign trail.

    Secretary of Energy Harold Hamm then brought up job creation in private industry, versus the US’s FJG program, and also brought up the best way to implement the administration’s energy policy, on which he, Scott and Commerce Secretary Fold disagreed. The strongest endorser of Grammer’s clean energy proposals, apart from myself, naturally, was Postmaster General Ralph Nader, a man who had served in all but two of every last US Presidential Cabinet since The Colonel was in office. This did not surprise me in the slightest, though – Nader had always backed empowering labor, affordable housing, police reform, and ending gerrymandering. And he was the former head of the EPA. Why wouldn’t he back a proposal to convert old factories in the Rust Belt into eco-friendly shopping centers, apartments and office space?…

    …We had an interesting cross-section of the American population represented in the cabinet. Secretary of State Rich Morningstar was a bookworm of a man, a thinker who got along well with Treasury Secretary Bill Weld, another scholarly type. They stood for all the bibliophiles of America. At Defense, though, was US Air Force Colonel (ret.) Eileen Collins – my kind of woman! Attorney General Susana Martinez, a Hispanic-American, had a good head on her shoulders, too. The same could be said about our African-American Secretary of the Interior, Alphonso R. Jackson, and about Labor Secretary Steven Craig Gunderson, the very first openly-homosexual member of a US Presidential cabinet…

    – Harley Brown’s Riding Through Hell (a.k.a. Congress): The Political Career of Harley Davidson Brown (So Far), Simon & Schuster, 2020



    Grammer opposed the “suppressive” structure of the Jackson-Wellstone Era’s tax system, and sought to reverse the high income tax rates and return the once-high police budgets. During the President’s talks with congressional leaders, Speaker McMaster encouraged Grammer to “go bold” on tax cuts for the rich and expanding the US military budget. Vice President Brown was reluctant to back the former proposal, but he was enthusiastic about the latter one.

    One financial program that was a passion project of sorts for both Grammer and Brown, though, was one meant to support low-income expected mothers and single expected mothers in an effort to decrease “voluntary abortions,” while still keeping abortion funding at the level it was under President Jackson. ...“I think the fabric of this status quo being disrupted is a good thing,” Grammer reportedly told a gathering of his inner circle during these talks. “I don’t think Washington did us any favors for the last 50, 60 years, I think they’ve all been sort of the same party. And I don’t think they’ve been helping anybody but themselves.” When members of the Grammer White House asked about whether American can come together again amid political strife, Grammer said his countrymen “will be just fine…We’ve been through a lot worse.” [1]

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022




    SOURCE: Wall Street Insiders Are Becoming More Inclined To Sell Than To Buy, Cause Uncertain

    – The Milwaukee Journal Sentient, 2/9/2013



    …The Postmaster General is in charge and in control of the US Post Office Department, referred to in the office as just “The Post Office.” Historically, the department had been responsible for overseeing successful collection and delivery of paper mail and packages. But in the modern world, there was a far more profound aspect to the occupation: the department was now responsible for digital mail, not just the paper kind. In order to not violate privacy rights, we immediately sought to work with private delivery companies to regulate, schedule and organize multiple initiatives, such as rules and conditions for using drone technology for private delivery systems. For example, “Drone pathways,” effectively “channels” in the sky where drones tended to travel in their delivery routes, were cross-referenced and compared to bird migration patterns and common airplane routes in order to shift and adjust safety recommendations. However, while more powerful than one may believe it is, the position of US Postmaster General is no longer considered to be the somewhat sinecure-like position than it once was for the latter half of the 20th century…

    – Ralph Nader in his autobiography All For The People: A Life’s Journey, 2019



    PM VARVARIS TO ABORIGINAL AUSTRALIANS: “WE APOLOGIZE” FOR THE STOLEN GENERATIONS

    …Prime Minister Jim Varvaris today gave a formal apology to the Indigenous Peoples of Australia for the forced removals of Aborigine children from their families by the Australian government between 1905 and 1967. Presenting the apology on the floor of Australian parliament, Varvaris announced that the Australian government “ruefully and woefully regrets these atrocious acts, which produces grief, suffering and heartache onto the indigenous people, our fellow Australians,”… Varvaris has notable shifted to the center since becoming Prime Minister; at the start of his time in parliament, he was noticeably much more to the right. For example, when Australia passed the Marriage Equality Act of 2009, which legalized same-sex marriage throughout Australia, Varvaris was part of the Band of Seven, a group of MPs who protested in front of the office of then-PM Ignatieff over their opposition to his support of the Act…

    – Reuters, 2/13/2013



    The Bashnya Rossiya (or Russia Tower) is the main building of the Russia Tower Office Complex in the Moscow International Business Center in Moscow, Russia. Standing at a height of 1,919 feet and 111 floors, it is the third-tallest building in the world, behind the US’s Chicago Spire (2,000 feet) and the UAE’s Dubai Tower (2,626 feet). After scaling down the initial design for a tower 2,200 feet tall, construction on the mixed use business and residential building began in April 2008 and finished in February 2013…

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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “The Every Vote Counts National Initiative is ahead of schedule in regards to gathering signatures… The passing of the National Initiative Amendment established this independent agency, the Electoral Trust. I consists of a Board of Trustees and a Director. That’s 54 Board of Trustees members – 1 for each of the 52 states, plus 2 Trustees Board members for the federal district and all the other US territories, with the Director – that’s me – serving as a tiebreaker vote when necessary. All of these positions are for one year and for one year only. And all of us are recallable. Plus, there are other safeguards set up to defend the democratic process and protect it from corruption from the powerful top percentile.”

    [snip]

    “So, this is how the long process starts. Any citizen can propose and/or sponsor an initiative, and it is the responsibility of this entity, the Electoral Trust, to assist said sponsors in preparing initiatives – for drafting it and qualifying it, and then distributing information on the proposed initiative. Any contributions from corporations, including but not limited to labor unions, political parties, industrial groups, organized religions and associations, and PACs are strictly prohibited. Violation of this rule is a felony.

    The proposed initiative then has to qualify in one of three ways: a collection of extensive public opinion polls qualified by the Electoral Trust; a legislative resolution passed by a simple majority in both chambers of the US Congress; or a petition, with the number of signers needed for qualifying being determined by the Electoral Trust. That’s all step one.

    And at the moment, there are several such petitions going around.”

    – Tom Atlee, Director of the Electoral Trust, the independent agency responsible for overseeing National Initiative procedure, 2/15/2013 press briefing



    GEORGE ROGERS ELECTED NEW CANADIAN PRIME MNISTER AS PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVES RETURN TO POWER

    …Goerge Arthur Rogers of Alberta has lead the PCs to a parliamentary majority over the incumbent Progressive Liberal Party, led by now-outgoing PM Maureen McTeer of Ontario. The Quebec Party, led by Jacques Duchesneau of Quebec, and the Green Party, led by David Chernushenko, each lost two seats in a dramatic and decisive surge in voter turnout against McTeer and her recent tax hikes… Rogers will become the first-ever Black Canadian Prime Minister…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 19/2/2013



    DE BEERS RE-ENTERS U.S. MARKETS

    …the controversial diamond company was allowed to re-enter the US market after paying a $50million fine in 2010 for price fixing, and after two high-ranking De Beer officials received prison sentences in 2011, each for conspiracy to fix market prices in the late 1990s and early aughts…

    The Wall Street Journal, 2/21/2013



    “…The legal proceedings only temporarily disrupted their projected financial gain. Denying them access to our lands only made the company even more depraved. Hundreds more of us were working people to death to make up for lost revenue. …It was only a matter of time…”

    – Davi Kowe, in joint interview with Roy Sesana, 2020



    BELGIUM PM CATHY BERX DEMANDS GERMANY INVESTIGATE DEUTSCHE BANK

    …the bank allegedly defrauded hundreds of Belgian residents out of millions of euros in a recent international incident…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 23/2/2013



    Heidi Suzanne Nelson
    (b. August 7, 1972) is the current US Deputy Secretary of Commerce

    [snip]

    Nelson was born in San Luis Obispo, California to Seventh-day Adventists who served was missionaries while working as dental health professionals. As a result, Nelson lived in Kenya, Nigeria, and parts of Asia while growing up. Developing an interest in business and world trade as a child due to these experiences, Nelson graduated from Harvard Business School with an MBA in 1995 before studying abroad and receiving a Masters of European Business degree from Oxford in 1997.

    In 1997, Nelson began serving as a special deputy to the US Trade Representative, then became an economic policy director on President Dinger’s re-election campaign in 2000. After Jesse Jackson was elected President, Nelson began working in the private sector, and became a managing director for Goldman Sachs in 2009. Nelson was selected to serve in President Grammer’s Commerce Department due to her small-government philosophy and her experience in the field of international trade relations

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. February 2013 [2]



    Report: The Wave of Deutsche Bank Indictments Is Sending German Consumer Confidence Plummeting!

    – The Financial Times (FT), UK daily newspaper, 23/2/2013



    …With the new congress, the Republican Party had a government trifecta, and so were easily able to implement their agenda. Almost immediately, Speaker McMaster placed several Jackson/Wellstone-era welfare programs and regulation policies on the Chopping Block, stripping them of funding or outright cancelling programs deemed either, “frivolous,” “invasive” “oppressive” or “nonessential.” While the House and Senate leaders went about reversing policies concerning various subjects, affecting millions of people, President Grammar sought to decrease the size of the federal government at the cabinet level, especially at the Department of Community Development...

    …President Grammer also instructed congress to begin work on a major tax reform bill, which was introduced onto the floor of the House just a few weeks later…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    “Yes, the U.S. annual quarterly income for the fourth fiscal quarter of 2012 was down, marking the first economic drop for the first time in ten years, but it is not anything to worry about. It was most likely mere delayed reaction by liberal, pro-Wellstone corporations to the election victory of President Grammer back in November of that quarter…”

    – Henry Paulson, Chair of the Federal Reserve, the central banking system of the US, 2/27/2013



    …Soon after entering office, Vice President Harley Brown began promoting in earnest a large-scale architectural engineering proposal. Originally proposed in 2006, this proposal was the conclusion of the NYC Panel on Global Climate Disruption that NYC Mayor Margaret Hamberg convened to study “hypothetical crisis scenarios” at the start of her first term. The panel determine that the city’s vulnerability to climate-induced risks such as severe blizzard, heat wave, and hurricane conditions merited immediate action. The panel’s 2006 report was entitled “The Merits of Storm Barrier Construction and Emergency Service Reform for New York City in the Immediate Future.”

    Hurricane Sandy had devastated the region in autumn 2012, and GCD experts believed that another hurricane of such strength would hit the region in the immediate future. However, not all politicians supported the notion that the best solution to construct a series of dam-like barriers built across the bodies of water connecting New York City with the Atlantic Ocean.

    “This would be a huge waste of taxpayer money,” argued fiscal watchdog US Sen. Randy Brock (R-OH), “If sea levels are rising and storms are indeed getting worse, building a dam is pointless because the height that the water will reach will someday be over the height of the barrier. It’d be more beneficial to everyone involved if buildings in the affected areas were build better – built to last – built to better withstand the forces of floodwaters.”

    Vice President Brown, however, saw the proposal as an opportunity to “eliminate unemployment,” as constructing the required barriers would require “hundreds of thousands of low-skill workers” by some estimates…

    [snip]

    …Barrier supporters pointed to the historical precedence for this proposed endeavor. The Thames Barrier of the Greater London Authority successfully opened in 1984; the Saint Petersburg Dam of Russia was finally completed under Vladislav Volkov in 1993; and the Maeslant Barrier of the Netherlands, also known as the “Maeslantkering,” was completed in 1997…

    [snip]

    …Vice President Brown added, “Now, I’m agnostic when it comes to certain aspects of global warming, but this project will produce jobs, no doubt about it, so even if it turns out to be pointless, it won’t be a pointless waste of time if it helps feed American families”...

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    Above: a map of the proposed storm surge barrier locations discussed in both the Option A “one big one” proposal, and the Option B “several little ones” proposal; Vice President Brown supported implementing both options “for safe measure”

    – Doris Helen Kearns Goodwin’s Leadership In Turbulent Times, Simon & Schuster, 2018



    “The rise in virtual work, spurred on by the safezoning measures of the SARS years, means that there’s less real estate being used. The renting of office space is at a historic low. City office space being in a state of “undercapacity” is at an all-time high. And as a result, real estate values are dropping. That trend is hurting small businesses as well as large ones. This and gentrification is why the rent is too damn high in New York City, and it is only getting higher and higher. And what is our Mayor doing? Oh, she’s aware of the empty buildings. But she ain’t fillin’ them up, she’s wiping them down with antibacterial wipes! Gotta keep those vacant lots clean, huh? Because everyone knows how crowded those places are, why, they’re just filled with workers – oh wait!”

    – NY politician and NYC Mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan, 3/1/2013



    THE DUKE DECLINES RUNNING FOR AN 8TH TERM

    Boston, MA – In a game-changing moment, Governor Michael Dukakis has announced his decision to not run for re-election next year, saying in a press briefing “my work here is almost done. The time has come to pass the torch of freedom and equality on to another person.”

    Dukakis, also known both affectionately and derisively as “The Duke,” has been a staple of Massachusetts politics for decades, having served in his current office for over 28 non-consecutive years. Dukakis, as Lieutenant Governor, ascended to the governorship in 1977, and was elected to his first a many full terms in 1978. Amid high approval ratings due to his progressive policies, he won re-election in 1982 and 1986, and declined to run for re-election in 1990 to enter academia, after passing up running for President in 1984 and 1988. However, discontent with teaching politics and diplomacy at several colleges, Dukakis won another gubernatorial term in 1998, and won re-election in 2002, 2006, and 2010.

    Dukakis’ legacy is a mixed bag, with some praising his education, transportation, and infrastructure redevelopment programs as being effective and forward-thinking, while others criticize his environmental protection policies as being lackluster and overall inefficient. Another controversy of his arose earlier this year, when William Weld resigned from his US Senate seat to become the US Secretary of the Treasury. Dukakis selected a liberal Republican to be appointed to the vacant seat, which was in-line with the state’s laws stating that a US Senate appointee must belong to the same party affiliation of the person who had been elected to that seat. The controversial part was his selection of Lew Evangelidis, a fellow Greek-American; the selection led to widespread allegations of nepotism on both sides of the political aisle, and of both sexism and racism on the left side.

    Unsurprisingly, Dukakis’ retirement is bringing relief to voters wanting change. “It’s time for a new generation to take over,” says one member of the MADEM State Committee. “Preferably someone a bit younger,” they add, referring to the fact that Dukakis, who was born in Massachusetts to Greek immigrants in 1933, will leave office at the age of 81. “This announcement means that we can finally start a new chapter in Massachusetts history.”

    The governor’s decision to retire next year also means that the race for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination is wide open, without an incumbent or a clear favorite, for the first time in roughly 15 years. The Chair of the State Democratic Party told reporters earlier today “we’re expecting a large and diverse crowd of candidates this time around.”

    – The Boston Globe, 3/3/2013



    REVIEW: The Latest Chicken Sandwich War Entries: Jimmy John’s Colby Jack Chicken and Whataburger’s Kickin’ Chicken Sandwich Supreme

    – tumbleweed.co.usa/food, 3/4/2013



    M.F. GLOBAL INSISTS IT IS IN GOOD HEALTH DESPITE A 60% DROP IN SHARE PRICE

    – businesstoday.co.usa, 3/5/2013



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:

    APPROVE: 50%
    DISAPPROVE: 35%
    UNCERTAIN: 15%

    [snip]

    Comments Section:

    >Comment 1:
    I’m surprised by how quickly his “Honeymoon Period” is already drying up. I mean, how can you NOT like a President who looks like this?:
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    >Reply 1 to Comment 1:
    I think I just tossed my cookies, thanks.

    >Reply 2 to Comment 1:
    Lots of people can’t get over how this guy is the President now because he didn’t win the popular vote. A lot of people are still bitter about that.

    – Galluppolling.co.usa/sort_by_date/march_7,_2013



    …Earlier today at 1 Observatory Circle, Vice President Brown sat down with several politicians from New York City and New Jersey to discuss the costs and specifics of the proposal to construct a storm surge barrier system across the mouth of the Lower New York Harbor. During the discussions, Brown veered off-topic on a few occasions. It seems he couldn’t help but bring up last year’s Presidential Election recounts in New Jersey when conversing with the political figures from the Garden State…

    – NBC News, 3/8/2013 broadcast



    INTERVIEW: Gordon Lightfoot Talks Environmentalism, Culture, And The Evolution Of His Music

    The Walrus, Canadian general-interest magazine, March 2013 issue



    …Yet another German bank has filed for bankruptcy amid a wave of corruption investigations sweeping through the financial centers of Germany, especially in Berlin and Munich...

    – BBC News, 3/15/2013



    The 2013 London Mayoral election was held on 17 March 2013 to elect the Mayor of London, coinciding with the 2013 London Assembly elections...

    [snip]

    Background:

    As London began growing into a major international financial center in the 1980s, the Greater London Council was abolished under Prime Minister Goodlad, leaving the metropolitan area without a central administration until the city-wide Greater London Authority was created in 1992, under Prime Minister Lennon. Its formation led to the city’s first Mayoral election in 1993, with Secretary of State for the Environment and former Minister for Overseas Development Chris Patten (Conservative) winning a four-year term in said race. Term-limited, Patten left office in 2001; his successor, the former Minister for Sport Tony Banks (Labour), lost re-election to former MP Steven Norris (Conservative), who served from 2005 to 2013.

    The race centered on the range of mayoral responsibilities, especially transportation, housing and planning, and economic development. Given incumbent Mayor Norris’ waning popularity over controversies regarding his handling of city funds, Labour had the advantage heading into the final days of the election.

    Results:

    With 50.3% of the total vote, Labour candidate Nicky Gavron, the Deputy Mayor of London from 2001 to 2009, won over Conservative candidate Vicky Borwick, the incumbent Deputy Mayor from 2009 to 2012, who received 39.9% of the vote. Green Party nominee Jenny Jones received 5.1%; the three other candidates received the remaining 4.7% of the vote.

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    …West Virginia Governor Charlotte Pratt is offering petrol and coal companies tax credits for alternative energy innovation in her latest effort to amass funds for her massive urban farming programs. Pratt believes that her state can attract more tourists and businesses with micro farming projects in every single county in West Virginia in order to provide food security for state residents…

    – CBS Evening News, 3/19/2013 report



    FISCAL WATCHDOG SOUNDS WARNING: Claims Germany’s Bank Scandals Could Have “Monetary Ripple Effects” That “Easily Spread Out”

    – tumbleweed.co.usa/news, 3/20/2013



    …What it came to network neutrality, the Grammer Presidency took up the libertarian position of treating all netsites like businesses, encouraging them to grow and be prosperous but otherwise leaving them alone to make their own rules, terms, and conditions of use. The problem with self-regulating, though, is that it led to problems with death threats and ID theft in the 1990s, which in turn had led to the courts of California’s controversial attempts to make technet anonymity illegal on the grounds of security trumping privacy.

    As a result, Grammer sought to ignore the issue by instead focusing on and promoting other aspects of technet sites, such as expanding coax-band accessibility, making software easier for elderly users and the visually impaired, urging tech businesses to expand technet use in rural parts of the country, and encouraging companies to reach out to the physically isolated as well...

    [snip]

    …Studies show that more advertising often leads to less views. A March 2013 study, for instance, suggested that sites with ads covering more than 20% of the screen have 50% less view-traffic than sites with minimal ads...

    – Joy Lisi Rankin’s Computers: A People’s History of the Information Machine, Westview Press, 2018



    STATE SENATOR RESIGNS AMID SEXUAL PESTERING CLAIMS

    The Omaha World-Herald, Nebraska newspaper, 3/20/2013



    SUDAN FLYING ARMS TO DARFUR, PANEL REPORTS

    …UN peacekeeping forces are being targeted and killed by Sudanese forces in the breakaway republics of Darfur and South Sudan. Additionally, the government of Sudan is flying arms and heavy military equipment to their locations in Darfur in violation of UN Security Council resolutions, and are even painting the Sudanese military planes white in order to disguise them as United Nations or African Union aircraft…

    The New York Times, 3/21/2013



    U.N. BACKS ACTION AGAINST SUDAN REGIME: UNSC Resolution Adopted 15-0

    The Los Angeles Times, 3/22/2013



    “...The US-led UN intervention in Sudan began today with American fighter jets bombing Sudan’s Wadi Sayyidna Air Base, as well as Sudan Air Force facilities at Atbarah and Al Ubayyid. We also have reports that French Air Force fighter jets have begun firing missiles at several other targets throughout Sudan proper in a coordinated effort to try and prevent further Sudanese attacks on Darfur and South Sudan from being launched from said locations…”

    – BBC News, 23/3/2013 broadcast



    “Technically, the no-fly zones began with attacks on areas held by the Sudanese military and government in order to destroy Sudanese air defenses. This allowed our soldiers of the air to fly above the country without worry of getting shot down. That is how it started and it naturally escalated from there. …French fighter jets were deployed next as our allies began their individual operations to defend Darfur and South Sudan from further onslaughts…”

    – former US Secretary of Defense, 2019 congressional hearing



    …When Deputy NASA Director and former Aeronautics Research Mission Director John McAfee, a member of NASA since 1968 who had made billions of dollars developing software for the agency, was chosen for NASA director, the selection was controversial in a unique way. While McAfee was considered qualified for the job, his eccentric personality and quirky behavior led to some being considered that he would “embarrass” and agency and damage its reputation for being a serious leader in space exploration.

    McAfee’s reputation for making uncouth comments and faux pas over the years was on display on March 24, 2013, at a function held in Washington, D.C., where a discussion comparing outer space to exploring Earth’s deepest oceans led to McAfee making some rather unsavory comments concerning whales…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    People are too sensitive nowadays. I make one little joke about wanting to send out a probe to search for f@#kable space whales and suddenly everyone loses their sense of humor!

    – John McAfee, in his autobiography Outer Space Deserves More Iguanas: My Life Being Me, numerous on-net publication sites, 2022



    NATO ASSUMES COMMAND OF MILITARY INTERVENTION IN SUDAN

    …roughly 80,000 military personnel are joining the 90,000 soldiers of Darfur and South Sudan in opposing attacks from the 150,000-strong Sudan military...

    The Chicago Tribune, 3/26/2013



    “Yeah, Mayor Hamberg got us the 2016 Summer Olympics, but the city is now suffering unintentional negative consequence from that successful hosting bid. The sudden attention is raising property values across the city, making it harder for people in N.Y.C. to afford to pay the rent, making it harder for families to afford to feed their kids breakfast, lunch and dinner. Report after report all show that for the first time since the 2002 SARS pandemic, there are more people moving out the city than there are people moving in. That shouldn’t be. We have to fix that! And you know how? By lowering the damn rent! Why? Because – say it with me – the rent is too damn high!”

    – NY politician and NYC Mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan, 3/27/2013



    TWO ELECTORAL COLLEGE REFORM INITIATIVES HAVE NOW QUALIFIED FOR PUBLIC HEARINGS

    The New York Times, 3/28/2013



    FORMER CEO OF M.F. GLOBAL INDICTED AMID FRAUD INVESTIGATION

    The Chicago Tribune, 3/29/2013



    ANDERSON COOPER: “…President Grammer today announced the tariff proposals for India, saying that, due to that country’s economic expansion, American workers and manufacturers need to be protected from the phenomenon that is outsourcing, which he called ‘a siren song’ in his remarks earlier today. Richard, can you tell us anything more about this? Any insight?”

    Former WH Chief Foreign Policy Advisor Richard W. RAHN: “Well, this is clearly the President’s way of threatening other, bigger dogs with bigger tariffs if they don’t valuate our currency higher.”

    COOPER: “Yes, and the US Trade Representative is important for this as well...”

    – KNN, 3/30/2013 broadcast



    “I have grave concerns over the direction of Germany’s markets”

    – Dutch President Adriaan Jozef Kea, 4/1/2013



    The Sandwich Wars Are Heating Up!

    …Whataburger is kicking off Spring Break Season 2013 by introducing a new contender – the new Korean Fried Chicken Melt – to the fast-food sandwich wars…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 4/2/2013



    US FISCAL QUARTER ENTERING ECONOMIC “MINI-DIP”: The “Long Overdue” Mid-Quarter Slide Has The Potential To Get Bigger, Says Experts

    The Wall Street Journal, 4/3/2013



    US Sen. Mike GRAVEL (D-CA): “After the qualification process is complete, multiple public hearings will be held and conducted with the representatives of the sponsor and other relevant individuals.”

    Interviewer Krystal BALL: “So, it will be similar to the Citizen’s Initiative Review in Oregon?”

    GRAVEL: “Somewhat similar, but, obviously, at a much larger scale. After the hearings conclude, the Electoral Trust then convenes what is called a ‘Deliberation Committee.’”

    BALL: “What’s that?”

    GRAVEL: “Basically, it’s a committee consisting of U.S. citizens selected at random from the voter registration rolls of the relevant jurisdiction maintained by the Electoral Trust and balanced as fairly as possible. Committee members are not required to participate (like jurors) and will be compensated for time spent and expenses incurred in performance of their duties should they choose to participate. The Deliberative Committee then reviews the Hearing Record, secure expert advice, deliberate the merits of the initiative, and prepare a written report and recommendations. Together with the hearing record and the committee’s report, the proposed National Initiative is sent to Congress for an advisory vote. Upon completion of the Legislative Advisory Vote, or 90 days after the initiative has been delivered to the legislative body, whichever comes first, the Electoral Trust then publishes a schedule for the election of the initiative.”

    BALL: “So, how long do you think it will take for it to get to Congress?”

    GRAVEL: “It depends. The registration rolls being certified could take a while, and the pace of the hearings and quality of the committee report could drag it out farther, let alone how Congress responds to it. Could be anywhere from one year to several years.”

    BALL: “Is there any way to speed things along faster?”

    GRAVEL: “Yes. People can get more involved in the process – sign the petitions, participate in the hearings and committees. Do their homework on the initiatives, because when it comes to the NIA, the voters are the lawmakers.”

    BALL: “So you really think people will know what exactly they’re voting on? I mean, do you really think they’ll do the homework on this, and not be swayed by how mainstream media outlets frame them?”

    GRAVEL: “I have faith in the American people. Besides, the Electoral Trust will take advantage of modern technologies in developing procedures for voting and validating the votes. Voters may use multiple modern technologies from anywhere in the world using the most sophisticated encryption and security protections available that day. The Electoral Trust has a netsite for each initiative proposal, and for each initiative that gets qualified for a vote, the site contains a summary of its Hearing Record, Deliberative Committee report, and Legislative Advisory Vote result, plus statements prepared by the sponsor, other proponents and opponents, and a balanced analysis of the pros and cons of the initiative, its social, environmental, and economic implications, costs and benefits. Voters can use this information to make informed decisions before they cast their votes.”

    BALL: “So just the one vote passes an initiative into a new federal law?”

    GRAVEL: “Yes – unless, of course, we are talking about a Constitutional Amendment. Because that is an even more serious and more permanent event, it gets two votes.”

    BALL: “Could you please explain that?”

    GRAVEL: “Sure. See, an initiative that modifies the Constitution is, under the NIA, enacted by affirmative vote of more than half the registered voters of the relevant jurisdiction in the second of two successive elections. If such initiative is approved in the first election, the second election shall occur no earlier than six months and no later than a year after the first election. Half of the electorate, not merely half the people who care to vote, must vote yes in the second election in order to amend the US Constitution.”

    BALL: “So first we hold an election, probably in November 2014 if the committee and hearing finish their business in time, or in November 2015 or November 2016, to coincide with the major elections of that year. Then in a second round of voting, more than half of all registered voters have to approve of it, not just have of all registered voters who vote. That means that we would have to see a large portion of registered voters actually voting. So if, say, 75% of all registered voters vote in the second round, 75% of that 75% would have to vote yes, because 75% of 75 is 56.3%. Right?

    GRAVEL: “Right. An initiative that enacts, modifies or repeals statute law assumes the force of law when approved by more than half the voters in the relevant jurisdiction participating in an election. This means that in the case of statutes, the majority of the votes received will be counted as the favorable opinion (as opposed to modifying the Constitution, which will require more than 50% of all registered voters).” [3]

    BALL: “This will be a very long and complicated process then?”

    GRAVEL: “Rome wasn’t built in a day, Krystal.”

    – TumbleweedTV Interview Exclusive, 4/4/2013



    “We’re sorry, we’re going to have to interrupt you, because we have a Breaking News Special Bulletin. Under the weight of several bank bankruptcies, a shaky stock market, and a downturn in domestic production, Germany has officially entered a state of economic recession!”

    – CBS Evening News, 4/5/2013



    “I am more than confident that Germany’s market downturn will leave little impact on the United States.”

    – Federal Reserve Chair Henry Paulson, 4/6/2013



    PM ROGERS’ PLAN TO REVERSE MCTEER-ERA TAX HIKES

    …the new Canadian Prime Minister has announced a “tax stabilization plan” to reduce former PM Maureen McTeer’s tax hikes by shifting the age of eligibility for Old Age Security from 65 to 66 over the next four years, and then from 66 to 67 in another four years. The plan, which is already proving itself to be controversial and polarizing ontech, cited the extension in the average Canadian lifespan, and reiterates that such action is necessary in the wake of the nation’s worsening the tax burden...

    The Calgary Sun, Canadian newspaper, 4/7/2013



    …the federal government is encouraging all private energy companies to contribute to the effort to make hydrogen power mainstream and affordable. The US Department of Energy and Technology is backing hydrogen-based research and development endeavors at MIT and other universities and engineering schools, with many Democrats – former US Senator Harry Braun being the most prominent one of them, by far – encouraging such endeavors as well…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 4/8/2013



    HSBC, UK’S LARGEST BANK, LAYS OFF 11,000 WORKERS AS GERMANY’S RECESSION HITS BRITISH MARKETS

    Associated Press, 4/9/2013



    …Behind closed doors, Wall Street executives were growing concerned that the economic stress in Europe was beginning to impact the American stock market. The stocks of several major U.S. banks began entering decline first, with some of the more higher-up executives publicly encouraging people to buy while they themselves were selling instead…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    THE NEW TACO IN TOWN

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    …Taco John’s is starting to give Zantigo and Chi-Chi’s a run for their money... Founded in 1969, Taco John’s is a more Americanized/fast-food-on-the-go take on Mexican cuisine, even more so than its more established competitors…

    Nation’s Restaurant News trade publication, early April 2013 issue



    WACHOVIA FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY AMID STATE A.G. PROBE LAUNCHED IN 2011

    – The Winston-Salem Journal, North Carolina newspaper, 4/11/2013



    BREAKING NEWS: DOW Plummets 400 Points As US GDP Continues To Slide!

    – thenewyorktimes.co.usa, 4/12/2013



    …China’s Treasury and Commerce Ministers were observed behaving “suspiciously” in the weeks after Germany’s economy practically collapsed. The US Ambassador to China (former Federal Reserve Chair, former US Representative, and former Chair of the US International Trade Commission John Kasich) informed Commerce Secretary Fuld of this, but according to Fuld’s undersecretary, no action “at all” was taken to discover if the Chinese were aware of the recession spreading or if the Chinese were just worried that it would spread due to how globally interconnected national markets and economies had become to one another.

    Meanwhile, Li Yuanchao (b. 1951), the Secretariat of the Communist Party of China and a rising star in the PRC, advised Premier Yang Gang (b. 1953) against moving forward on a potential deal with Australia to improve and modernize trade between the two nations, much to the consternation of diplomat Han Zheng (b. 1954), who was reportedly kept “out of the loop.” Concurrently, Chinese billionaire Deng Jiagui (b. 1951) began selling off several U.S. holdings to less-wealthy American investors…

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    the UN security council formally referred the situation in Darfur to the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court, taking into account the report of the International Commission of Inquiry on Darfur. On April 14, after reviewing the facts of the matter, the Judges of the International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Sudan military leaders Ahmed Haroun and Ali Kushayb. The Sudan Government responded with a statement that said that the ICC had no jurisdiction to try Sudanese citizens and that it would not surrender the two men... [4]

    – clickopedia.co.usa




    RECESSION! U.S. ECONOMY OFFICIALLY ENTERS ECONOMIC CONTRACTION!

    …the Commerce Department’s report confirms that the US had been in a state of economic recession since the year’s first fiscal quarter ended on March 31…

    The New York Times, 4/15/2013



    News Alert: The price of Gold Has Soared to Over 8%!

    – businesstoday.co.usa/4/16/2013



    “So, you still think investing in gold is a bad idea?”

    – Ron Paul, The New Ron Paul Freedom Report, 4/17/2013 article



    …The 2013 recession happened the way all recessions do, when economic activity contracts. However, in 2013, it was also, at least partially, caused by the Deutsche Bank fraud scandal that unfolded in Germany at the beginning of the year, and the close interconnected markets of western Europe. US Secretary of the Treasury Bill Weld immediately responded to the downturn with efforts to stop the bleeding and minimize the vicious spiraling cycle of decline:

    weak market -> weak sales -> weak profits -> layoffs -> higher unemployment -> weaker market -> weaker sales.

    Weld argued that Grammer needed to improve the US’s economic “safety nets” such as the Negative Income Tax Rebate, as government interference always breaks the cycle, because letting the cycle run its natural course worsens the human suffering involved.

    With Walter Mondale having found himself in a situation much like Grammer’s back in 1978, the former President sat down with Grammer soon after the recession was officially declared, and encouraged the new President to take action from the very start of things, actions that were to the left of Grammer’s party…

    – Rick Perlstein’s Majestic Melees: The Trials and Crises of the Fritz Mondale Presidency, Simon & Schuster, 2019



    ...Wachovia was soon followed by Citibank, then UBA, then Washington Mutual. Despite repeatedly voicing opposition to government bailouts, the heads of Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch were soon lobbying for Grammer to approve of interdictions to keep them from faltering like the other major banks. The Board of Merrill Lynch was especially vocal, taking out a full-page ad in the New York Times reading “If we fall, you all will too,” a decision that only worsened their market standing…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    The libertarian response to recession is to promote private individuals, businesses, religious institutions, and NGOs spending their money to help out their fellow citizens. The primary problem with this idea, of encouraging an unorganized collection of individuals and groups to help people and provide them with decent employment, education, food, housing, and technet access, is that it only occasionally works at the local level and rarely works at even the state level. Those hit hardest by economic slumps require more organized relief efforts that rely more on the responsibilities and obligations of their elected officials than on the whims and moral compulsions of strangers.

    During the 2013 recession, referring to by the US Secretary of Commerce R. Severin Fuld as the “Unlucky Recession,” Fuld suggested that government response be delayed for as long as possible, reportedly telling US Secretary of Agriculture Lee Scott “We could drag out responses by saying that more data needs to be collected, and then that we are debating what to do and how to implement solutions. And by that time, the recession will be curing itself.” The notion of letting the economy run its course was allegedly intriguing to the President, but ultimately rejected upon Grammer viewing the statistics concerning how many people were being impacted and were suffering in the short term.

    “But government intervention will only make things worse,” allegedly countered the US Secretary of Energy and Technology, wealthy businessman Harold Glenn Hamm of Oklahoma. “For example, if we said we were, say, going to lower interest rates to stimulate the economy, people would just stop borrowing because, well, why borrow now at 5% when you can borrow later at 4%?”

    “That is a good point, I’ll admit,” replied Grammer, “But the thing is, Congress is not majority-libertarian. Heck, even the GOP is not majority-libertarian. The people working in the Congressional Building over there – wait, no, over there – they want to take some kind of action. So I think we should – we should work as quickly as possible to reduce regulations that have shown to slow down economic growth.” He ordered, “Everyone check the stats and trends from the 2002 SARS downturn. We can’t just sit back on this, not on something as big and as serious as this.”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    MCMASTER’S “MASTER PLAN” EYES REGULATION CUTS AMID RECESSION WOES

    ...The US House’s proposed Emergency Deregulation Bill would reverse the Jackson-Wellstone era regulations that President Grammer claims they are “restricting business growth”…

    The Los Angeles Times, 4/21/2013



    “Businesses can pollute, bankers can commit fraud, managers often cheat workers, people can be injured on the job through no fault of their own, and companies can produce unsanitary food and ineffective medicine. Government is meant to minimize all of that damage, not turn a blind eye to all of it.”

    – US Rep. and progressive firebrand Alexandra Lugaro (D-PR), 4/24/2013



    D.C. DEMOCRATS CALL FOR FEDERAL RESERVE TO INCREASE MONEY SUPPLY

    …The Employment Act of 1946 made high employment and stable prices a responsibility of the federal government…

    The Washington Post, 4/25/2013



    …a rising number business experts are calling for the federal government to bail out the major banks currently on the verge of financial collapse…

    – CBS Evening News, 4/26/2013 broadcast



    …Due to Germany’s government and leaders maintaining strongly anti-nationalization policies for decades, their Chancellor had begun privatizing the German banking system at the start of his administration roughly three years earlier. Upon the bank fraud scandal contributing to the start of the recession, Chancellor Schroder worsened the situation by deciding against bailouts across the board. The resulting recession thus turned into a major financial crash for the nation beginning on April 18. All countries connected to Germany scrambled to cut their trading and financial ties as fast as possible in order to avoid being dragged down any further, into a deeper recession, or even a slight depression with this country. In Germany, bonds market stops working, ATMs soon emptied out. A small riot broke out in Munich on April 28. By the end of May, the crisis in Germany peaked with 40% of all German companies within Germany declaring bankruptcy. Mass unemployment, and even talks of revolution, began to dominate daily discussions. For several more weeks, further small outbreaks of rioting engulfed city streets, and countrysides developed a “bunker” mentality not seen since the SARS pandemic…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    Businessman KEVIN O’LEARY: “We need the government to step in and do its job to protect American investors.”

    Journalist ANDERSON COOPER: “But wouldn’t bailing out the big banks undermine the very concept of free enterprise?”

    O’LEARY: “No, because free enterprise cannot prosper and flourish without an economy, and if the major companies collapse, there will be no major company of which to speak.”

    – CBS roundtable discussion, 4/28/2013 broadcast



    …The impact that the “EU Recession” had on a European country depended on how closely said country was to the European Union. …The countries most loyal and compliant to EU guidelines and regulations (70% and up), were Sweden, Poland, Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Austria, France, the UK and Czechoslovakia. These countries contrasted with those that were the least loyal and compliant to said guidelines and regulations (40% and down): Romania, Portugal, Bulgaria, Latvia, Luxembourg, Greece and Malta… [5]

    – clickopedia.co.usa/2013_European_Recession




    …Due to Spain already suffering a weak economy in the wake of financial problems of their own in regards their post-SARS economy growing so quickly that inflation was becoming a major worry, when Germany’s economy entered recession, Spain’s was the next one on the continent to “fall.” …Farther overseas, the growing autocratic regime in Tajikistan turned out to be a paper tiger, as the recession raging across Europe caused the Europe-reliant economic system of Tajikistan to collapse!...

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    GRAMMER, TREASURY SECRETARY, OTHER FINANCIAL LEADERS AND ADVISORS CONVENE AT CAMP DAVID TO WORK ON REDUCING RECESSION IMPACT

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    The Boston Globe, 5/1/2013



    “…Nobody can know what an incoming cash flow will be because nobody can accurately predict future economic activity. Because of this, the Balanced Budget Amendment works with budget projections more so than on hard figures. And as a result of that, the US Congress is able to tamper and tinker with said projections. One possible saving grace is the fact that the B.B.A. does allow the U.S. Congress to suspend the B.B.A.’s budget requirements in times of national crisis such as war and financial crisis. Unfortunately, the amendment's biggest proponents in the US Senator, backed by former Senator Ronald Paul of Texas, a Republican libertarian, are blocking the clause from being invoked. The Senators believe invoking it create a dangerous precedent and lead to the clause being used in every single year of every Democratic administration. However, it is possible for congress to pass a law to reduce the number of votes needed to invoke the clause, but that law may take a while to go through the legislative process in the face of such conservative stonewalling…”

    – TON, 5/2/2013 news report



    With deficit spending being pretty much impossible due to the restrictions of the BBA, an alternative solution was reached.

    “A whopping $1trillion in tax relief for working Americans, essentially giving tax money back to the people, to encourage consumer spending so the people can spend, spend, spend their way out of a recession!” Grammer exclaimed, “Good ol’ supply and demand shall win the day!”

    “But what about the banks, Mr. President?” asked Commerce Secretary R. Severin Fuld.

    “I think we should let them go belly-up,” Grammer nodded to his own idea very matter-of-factly.

    Fuld was shocked, “What?!”

    Grammer defended his stance. “In the words of Colonel Sanders, ‘There’s no such thing as a bank too big to fail.’ [6] I’m not backing this idea for the sake of libertarianism, mind you – I’m doing this for the people.”

    Fuld protested, “But Mr. President, the banks crashing will plummet the economy even further, possibly right into a depression. The number of job losses with skyrocket from 2,000 a month to 50,000 a month at the very least! You have to bail out the big banks because that’s where most of the nation’s money lies!”

    Grammer gave him a hypothetical. “Then how about we bail out the big bank and the small banks, too?”

    “Bailing out the small banks won’t do anything significant,” answered Fuld.”

    Federal Reserve Chair Henry Paulson joined Commerce Secretary Fuld in opposing bailing out small businesses. “If we don’t help out those at the top, we will have breadlines and crimes waves. The NITR just won’t be able to cover everyone!”

    Brown offered his two cents, “Bailing out the banks would take a huge chunk out of the US national budget, so we could pin the lack of bailouts on the BBA.”

    Fuld asked, “I thought you support the BBA.”

    “I do. But that doesn’t mean we can’t hide behind it when we have to,” Brown explained. “I love my dogs, but don’t think I don’t blame the nearest one whenever I rip a fart!”

    “Crass analogies aside, the American people deserved a government that has their banks,” Grammer remarked.

    “But we would support the people by supporting the banks,” Fuld countered.

    Treasury Secretary Bill Weld shook his head, “I disagree. Banks failing would make for short-term pain but long-term gain.”

    Paulson, “Hold on. Not bailing out the top banks would be in violation of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913!”

    “Martinez, is that true?” Grammer asked the US Attorney General.

    “Um,” Susana contemplated for a quick moment, “I don’t think so. That piece of legislation created the twelve Federal Reserve banks, none of which are being discussed here. So, uh, Paul, with all due respect, I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.”

    “You mean a politician is doing some bulls#!ttin’? What a shocker!” Brown sarcastically explained with a grin and a gravely chuckle.

    Grammer ignored the crack and assessed the situation. “News reports on the crisis are raising the prospect of empty ATMs and checks uncashed. There have even been stories in major media outlets about the bank runs of 1929. But no such scenario is in the cards this time around, is there?”

    Weld answered. “Unlike 1929, we have the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. The FDIC was created precisely to prevent the sort of bank runs that were common during the Great Depression and earlier financial panics. The FDIC is very good at taking over a failed bank to ensure that checks are honored and ATMs keep working. In fact, the FDIC has already taken over several major banks and many minor ones during this ‘Unlucky Recession,’ as many are calling it. Business can carry on as normal and most customers – unless they follow the news closely – can remain completely unaware that their bank has gone belly-up in all this.”

    “And if the big banks do collapse?”

    “It will stretch the FDIC staff too thin!” answered Fuld.

    “Then we just hire more people. With all the banks falling, a lot of financial people will be looking for work,” answered Brown.

    Grammer turned to his VP, “that’s actually a good idea.”

    “But it’s socialism!” Paulson exclaimed.

    “It is?” asked Brown, “I thought it was helping people out.”

    Weld then said to Fuld and Paulson, “If bank collapses become more widespread, it is certainly possible that there would be glitches at the FDIC that could lead to some people being unable to access bank accounts immediately, but that inconvenience will most likely last for a few days, not weeks or months.

    The Great Depression ended because of the massive government spending needed to fight World War II. But we don’t need a war to spend money
    . Granted we could increase spending in the war in Sudan, but that’s beside the point. The point I’m making here, ladies and gentlemen, is that if the private sector is not creating enough demand for workers, the government can fill the gap by spending money on infrastructure, education, healthcare, child care or many other needs. [7]

    “Also,” Chief Economic Policy Advisor Mary Meeker sided with Weld, “Until the Great Depression, not bailing out banks was official US policy. Runs on the banks are not major things anymore because FDIC insurance allows it so when a bank is wiped out, the people aren’t wiped out with it.”

    “Economic collapse doesn’t prevent government from spending the money needed to restore employment and build the economy back up…right?” Brown asked sincerely.

    Fuld brushed away the Vice President’s question to again try and convince Grammer to reconsider his decision. “Lots of congressmen on the hill are gravely certain the bailouts are necessary.”

    “Yes, I already know that corporate lobbyists have gotten to a lot of the hill’s congressmen,” he answered.

    “Would more tariffs help?” Brown spoke up a bit more.

    “Given that they never do in times like this, I’m to have to say no, Harley, they won’t,” Meeker said kindly but certainly and decisively.

    “Hey, just a thought,” Brown raised his hands, almost sheepishly.

    “Look, this isn’t the end of the world,” Grammer said. “Look at the stats again; this is only slightly worse than the crash of ’78.”

    “So as long as we don’t tighten the money supply, raise interest rates or allow banks to fail by the thousands, we should be fine, right?” Brown.

    “Right,” answered Weld. “The biggest problem, it seems, would actually be the commercial paper market. With people not being able to borrow for a short while, even small businesses won’t be able to meet payroll or pay suppliers. That is the disaster we have to avoid.”

    “How?” Grammer asked Weld.

    “By bailing out small businesses. I say, if you want to go the libertarian route, then the bigger the corporation, the smaller the assistance,” Weld answered.

    “I like that,” Grammer nodded in approval. “And Paulson, the Federal Reserve can announce a special lending facility to buy commercial paper, ensuring the availability of credit for businesses.” Grammer walked to the front of the room, tired, and running his hand over his balding head. “Okay, so here’s the bottom line – the downturn may become more severe immediately, but it will rebound faster if we bail out the big banks. End of discussion.”

    Fuld went “But sir –”

    “End of discussion,” Grammer reiterated.

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    EXTRA! GRAMMER SACKS HIS SECRETARY OF COMMERCE!

    …US Commerce Secretary and former CEO of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. R. Severin Fuld has been accused of ignoring crucial signs of imminent economic recession in the weeks and even months leading up the market contractions… Fuld also reportedly disagreed with the President on how to proceed with recession relief efforts, with two separate sources claiming that Fuld supported bailing out large banks but not American workers or even small banks… At the press briefing, Fuld simply remarked that he and the President had “agreed to go in separate directions.” Fuld did not take any questions and could not be reached for comment…

    The Chicago Tribune, 5/6/2013



    …Upon returning from Camp David, President Grammer announced his $1trillion tax relief plan and his push for the proposed 5%-across-the-board tax cut bill. As for bank bailouts, Grammer announced his support for a majority-Democrat-sponsored Senate bill to bailout small banks but not major banks. Such a bill had already been introduced in the Senate, but now it had received Grammer’s greenlight. The situation led to it being pushed through committee and hearings with emergency sessions. Senate Democrats slipped in caps on executive compensations for small businesses bailed out prior to its advancing to the House, where Speaker McMaster was more critical of its composition.

    Republican reaction to his decisions were split. While the GOP held a majority of seats in both chambers, enough Libertarian Republicans broke ranks in each chamber to deny the proposed bailout bill passage, striking it down by narrow margins in both the House and the Senate by the end of the month. Denying corporations a pass at facing the consequences of their actions sent corporate lobbyists reeling; in the media, some financial talking heads even began calling for Grammar to be impeached for “dooming” the US to experiencing a second Great Depression…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “Well, that’s one way to break up The Big Banks.”

    – media mogul Bern Sanders, 5/9/2013 radio appearance



    “A recession is two consecutive quarters of decline in national income. Sales go down, production goes down, and unemployment goes up. Now in a situation like that, you would think that our Mayor would do the sensible thing and impose rent caps. But did that happen? No! So now we have employment too damn low. The economic recovering going too damn slow, and the rent is still – guess what – too damn high!”

    – NY politician and NYC Mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan, 5/11/2013



    …with Europe seemingly falling apart, President Grammar is reportedly working tirelessly to try and minimize the fallout in American markets, meeting with officials from the Treasury and Commerce Departments almost every day and cancelling exercise sessions to make more room for meetings with congressional leaders. However, it is still unknown just how effective his efforts to curtail the ongoing economic onslaughts will be…

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    The Washington Post, 5/12/2013



    DIGITAL DIPLOMACY: Grammer Talks Strategy With European Powers In Several Large Group-VidCalls

    Associated Press, 5/13/2013



    …And now for some more good news! In the beautiful city of Omaha, Nebraska, Republican woman-of-the-people and registered nurse Jean Stathert was won the mayor’s seat, unseating the corrupted Democratic incumbent and bringing an end to twelve years of liberal tyranny over this great city on the Great Plains…

    – The Herring Network, 5/14/2013 broadcast



    Mayors of OMAHA (Nebraska)

    1973-1987: 44) Edward Zorinsky (R until 1976, then D; 1928-1987) – city’s first Jewish mayor; former business manager and operator; previously served on the Board of Directors for the city’s Public Power District from 1969 to 1973; hailed for his response to the Omaha tornado season of 1975; failed in his attempts to win higher office in 1976, 1978, and 1980; died in office from a sudden heart attack at the age of 58

    1973: James Dworak (D)

    1977: Robert G. Cunningham (R)

    1981: Albert L. Veys (R, 1919-2002)

    1985: Bill Krejci (R) and Betty Abbott (I)

    1987-1987: 45) Stephen H. Tomasek, Jr. (R, 1920-2001) – previously served on the city council from 1977 to 1987; ascended to the mayor’s seat due to being next-in-line as head of the city council (since 1985); retired and served on the city council again from 1989 to 1999

    1987-1988: 46) Bernard R. “Bernie” Simon (D, 1927-1988) – won a special election to complete Zorinsky’s final term; previously served on the city council; died in office from cancer at the age of 60

    1987 (special): P. J. Morgan (R), Isabel Cohen (I) and Mort Sullivan (I)

    1988-1989: 47) Fred L. Conley (D, b. 1948) – city’s first African-American mayor; previously served on the city council; ascended to the mayor’s seat due to being next-in-line as head of the city council (since 1987); retired

    1989-2001: 48) Richard Takechi (R, 1937-2011) – city’s first Japanese-American mayor; previously worked as a jeweler and business developer; previously served on the city council from 1977 to 1981 and again from 1985 to 1989; retired to unsuccessfully run for Governor in 2002

    1989: Walt M. Calinger (D) and Mort Sullivan (I)

    1993: Sebastian A. “Subby” Anzaldo (D, 1933-2019) and Mort Sullivan (I)

    1997: Marc Kraft (D), Lou Lamberty (I) and Mort Sullivan (I)

    2001-2009: 49) Fred L. Conley (D, b. 1948) – served in the state House from 1995 to 2001; retired; has been serving in the state senate since 2011

    2001: Harold John “Hal” Daub Jr. (R, b. 1941)

    2005: James Vokal JR. (R), Mort Sullivan (I) and Randy William Brown (I)

    2009-2013: 50) Brenda Council (D, b. 1955) – city’s first female mayor, second African-American mayor, and first female African-American mayor; previously worked as the chief labor counsel for Union Pacific Railroad; previously handled unfair labor practice charges as an attorney for the National Labor Relations Board of Kansas City; previously served on the Omaha Board of Education from 1983 to 1989, on the city council from 1989 to 1997, in the state House from 1997 to 2003, and in the state senate from 2003 to 2009; lost re-election; was elected to the U.S. House in a special election in 2018, and serving from 2018 until losing re-election to a second full term (and third term overall) in 2020 in an upset; has expressed interest in running for public office again in 2022

    2009: Dave Friend (R, b. 1959), Dan Welch (Conservative) and Brad Ashford (Moderate Democratic, b. 1949)

    2013-present: 51) Jean Stothert (R, b. 1954) – city’s second female mayor; previously worked as a critical care nurse and nursing manager; previously served on the city council from 2007 to 2013; incumbent; has expressed interest in running for Governor in 2022

    2013: Brenda Council (D), Dave Nabity (Conservative) and Maura DeLuca (Workers’)

    2017: Heath Mello (D, b. 1979), Christopher N. Geary (Conservative) and Ean Mikale (Workers’)

    2021: Kimara Snipe (D), Taylor Royal (Conservative), Mark Gudgel (Liberal) and Jasmine L. Harris (Workers’)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    DEMOCRATIC LAWMAKER BLAMES GERMAN BANKS FOR US RECESSION

    …“They broke the trust of the German people, and because we all trade with one another, we all are now paying for their corruption and greed,” US Rep. Bill Pascrell (D-NJ) said to reporters earlier today…

    The Star-Ledger, 5/15/2013



    …Russia, meanwhile, was doing rather well, as their President at the time has been wary of developing close ties to the EU ever since entering office in 2005. With the vigorous work of his economic team, the nation seemingly warded off, or at least delayed, a major recession from crippling its economy by, as it turned out, just a few more years…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    …times of economic and political turmoil have a way of turning people to gardening. Families begin establishing small crop production areas in front yards or back yards. Communities start to share vegetation spots and growing tips to help each other generate food and keep each other grounded in some sense of certainty during uncertain times. During World War Two, 40% of the United State’s produce came from privately-run-and-maintained Victory Gardens, and similar production trends were recorded during the SARS pandemic.

    If you or a loved one is struggling during this time and is expecting the recession to last for a good long while, maybe time is ripe for planting some late-blooming crops. We suggest starting off with the fastest-growing crop, the radish…

    – outdoorsman.co.usa, 5/17/2013 article



    …the UN International Tribunal Court’s Head Prosecutor has officially filed ten charges of war crimes against Sudan’s incumbent President Omar al-Bashir, including three counts of genocide, five of crimes against humanity and two of murder. Al-Bashir is the first incumbent head of state to charged with such crimes since the implementation of the Gaddafi Protocol Rules in 1985…

    – BBC News, 5/18/2013 report



    STATE ASSEMBLYPERSON STEPS DOWN IN THE WAKE OF A SEXUAL PESTERING LAWSUIT!

    The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio newspaper, 5/19/2013



    JAMES HAHN WINS RE-ELECTION

    …incumbent Mayor of Los Angeles and former businessperson James Hahn (D) has won a second mayor term over B-list Hollywood actor and city councilman Eric Garcetti (D). With a margin of victory of roughly 3%, the race was much closer it was initially expected to be, arguably due to Garcetti’s recurring claims that Mayor Hahn is not doing enough to address the city’s economic downturn… Hahn and Garcetti had come in first and second place, respectively, in the March 5 blanket primary election, defeating Rick J. Caruso (R), Paul Krekorian (D), Norton Sandler (Natural Mind) and other candidates...

    The Los Angeles Times, 5/21/2013



    “Some analysts think that the UNIT-Court’s indictment is counterproductive and harms the quote-unquote ‘peace’ process. In their defense, it’s only been a few days since the indictment, and already conditions in the displaced camps and POW camps in Sudan are deteriorating. But on the other hand, it may just help inhibit other would-be dictators because the UN is attempting to, essentially, criminalize warfare. And criminalizing something as criminal as warfare is not a vice, in my opinion.”

    – Former US Secretary of Defense Susan Livingstone, 5/21/2013 interview



    POPEYES ADDS 3 NEW SANDWICHES TO MENU TO COMPETE IN RISING CHICKEN WARS

    …Popeyes is launching a new line of sandwiches next month in an effort to win over customers in the newest fast food chicken war. The company announced today that the new offerings will be available nationally on June 23: The Dynamo, topped with pickles and served on a potato roll, the Spicero, which adds a spicy pepper sauce, and the Sweetero, which comes with lettuce, tomatoes, and honey mustard. The company likely hopes that these new products will draw in more traffic to its locations. “Lots of fast food joints lose customers to bigger competitors like McDonald’s and KFC, so they are hoping to win customers back,” says former advertising supervisor for Chick-fil-A Samuel Miller. The new sandwiches are currently being tested in several regional markets. “It is most likely that Popeyes’ investors anticipate good turnaround from these new offerings,” says Miller. “The growing category of consumer interest in chicken sandwiches likely presents a significant opportunity for improvement for many chains. For Chick-fil-A, it’s reputation; for Popeyes,’ it’s recognition”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 5/22/2013



    The UK Stock Market Is Collapsing, But Scotland Is Bearing The Brunt Of It

    The Wall Street Journal, side article, 5/24/2013



    “…And in Washington, D.C., in another reported ‘reshuffling’ of his administration, President Grammer has fired Federal Reserve Chair Henry Paulson, allegedly for ‘overlooking’ recession warning signs…”

    – TON, 5/25/2013 news broadcast



    TAX RELIEF BILL NARROWLY PASSES SENATE, 55-49

    …the tax cut margin is 5% across the board, with an extra 1% cut for businesses that double their number of full-time employees, supplements the $2trillion in tax relief... The bill was worked on alongside a much larger omnibus package what should be voted on in a month if the Senate and House stick to their respective schedules…as government spending is a more powerful tool to fight recession, the federal government also announced today that it has signed a contract with an office supplies chain in order to keep open several factories in the US that develop items such as cabinets and desks. The Defense Department has similar plans reportedly underway, according to the Press Secretary of the US Department of Defense…

    The Washington Post, 5/26/2013



    MOTHER-POST: Actrx/Actrxs – A New Term For Actors And Actresses?

    I keep seeing people use this gender-neutral term for thespians/performers. It’s not confined to technet sites. Places like the L.A. Times, the Hollywood Reporter, usarightnow.co.usa, and Tumbleweed have been using them, too. Is this a thing now? And how the heck do you pronounce it?

    >REPLY 1:

    Who cares about this when there’s a frickin’ recession going on?!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    People tend to try and take their minds off of things that they alone can’t do anything about. It doesn’t always lead to them putting their minds on something constructive or positive or even good, you know.

    >REPLY 2:

    I think you pronounce it “ak-trix” and “ak-trix-es,” if you see what I mean. Does this help?

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 5/27/2013 posting



    GOVERNOR TOM GOLISANO SWITCHES FROM INDEPENDENT TO REPUBLICAN TO SUPPORT GRAMMER: Says He Support’s The President’s “Inspiring” Efforts to Combat Recession

    The New York Times, 5/29/2013



    May 30, 2013: the Federal Reserve lends insurance giant AIC $70billion in exchange for 82% of its stock

    – washingtonpost.co.usa/timelines/the_unlucky_recession



    …The people of United Vietnam voted in a new President today. Two-term incumbent Nguyen Thien Nhan of the Order and Stability Party lost a bid for a third term to challenger Viet D. Dinh of the Safe Center Party. Both candidates had received pluralities in the nation’s blanket primary held on the 16th, preventing the race’s original frontrunner, the nominee of the Strength Through Peace, from advancing to today’s runoff election…

    – BBC World News, 31/5/2013 broadcast



    GRAMMER’S GAMBLE: Backs Cuts To UHC, Farm Aid To Pay For Stimulus Package

    ...the large omnibus package will trigger billions of dollars in reductions to critical social programs in order for it to not violate the Balanced Budget Amendment. “I believe this bill package is in line and in step with the Founding Father’s idea of limited taxation,” says Senator Spencer Bachus (R-AL), who noted to reporters yesterday that, under the limitations of the BBA, Congress must offset the cost of each piece of legislation they pass, which was not a major concern during the previous ten years of economic growth, but now could seriously impact economic recovery.

    “I am very concerned about this bill,” counters the Budget Chair of the US House. The situation is complicated because both parties are divided to some degree on approving the proposed bill. “It is possible that some Republicans may split and join the Democrats in calling for stronger bill.”

    One senior aide to a longtime Senator, though, claims that provisions to avert the programming cuts could be added to must-pass BBA-related legislation such as annual spending bills. However, this would be at the expense of the taxpayers. “The damn BBA could inhibit alleviation and in doing so damage long-term economic growth to such a degree that it could ironically worsen spending and debt conditions for the federal government!”

    Associated Press, 6/1/2013



    FRESNO ELECTION RESULTS: Former Mayor Falls As GOP Stays In Charge

    …The mayor-elect will be sworn in on July 1…

    – The Sacramento Union, 6/1/2013



    Mayors of FRESNO (California)

    1989-1997: 21) Karen Humphrey (D, b. 1945) – former local news reporter; previously served on the city council from 1979 to 1987; city’s first female mayor; controversially reform property tax laws, adjusted election dates and method (making Fresno one of the first major cities to adopt Ranked-Choice Voting), adjusted term limits, and passed campaign finance law reform during her second term; term-limited; later served in the US House from 1999 to 2009

    1988: Dale Doig (D, b. 1935)

    1992: Norwood James Patterson Jr. (R, b. 1948)

    1997-2005: 22) Michael Erin Woody (R) – businessman; focused on tax cuts, deregulation, and supporting city police to support the War on Recreadrugs; re-elected in a landslide amid minor, scattered opposition; term-limited; later elected to the state senate

    1997: Dale Doig (D), James “Jim” Lanas (I) and Lewis A. Jackson (I)

    2001: Chris Mathys (I), Garry Bredefeld (I), Sal Quintero (I) and Daniel Ronquillo (I)

    2005-2013: 23) Barbara Ann Hunt (R) – previously served on the city council from 1999 to 2005; was an ally of Mayor Woody; term-limited

    2005: Sue Saigal (I), Michael Eagles (I) and Johnny Nelum (I)

    2009: Henry T. Perea (D, b. 1977), Jerry Duncan (I), Barbara Ann Hunt (I), Tom Boyajian (I), Ignacio C. Garbibay (I) and Henry M. Montreal (I)

    2013-2021: 24) Richard Renteria (R) – former insurance broker; term-limited

    2013: Karen Humphrey (D), Joe Garcia Jr. (I), Rick Morse (I)

    2017: Henry R. Perea (D), Doug Vagim (R)

    2021-present: 25) Andrew Janz (D) – city’s first Asian-American mayor; previously served as a county D.A. prosecutor; incumbent, having entered office just three days ago

    2021: Nickolas Wildstar (Liberty), Brian Jefferson (I) and Floyd D. Harris Jr. (I)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, 7/4/2021



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    – A fleet of Toyota Land Cruisers, used as 'technicals' on both sides of the war, carry Darfur militia members past locals in a small village outside of Nyala, southern Darfur, 6/2/2013 (source: National Geographic)



    “…At this point, the stimulus package is the merger of Senator Hillyard’s stimulus proposal, introduced days after the recession was declared, and Grammer’s original Tax Overhaul proposal for multiple tax cuts…”

    – Jim Tankersley, political analyst, NBC roundtable discussion, 6/3/2013



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:

    DISAPPROVE: 43%

    APPROVE: 42%

    UNCERTAIN: 15%

    – Gallup polling, 6/4/2013 report



    June 5, 2013: the Director of the Congressional Budget Office tells the House Budget Committee on live national television that a Wall Street bailout plan, proposed by several members of congress and backed by many financial analysts, could actually worsen the recession

    – washingtonpost.co.usa/timelines/the_unlucky_recession



    …In June 2013, MF Global (known as Man Group and Man Financial until 2007) finally relented and filed for bankruptcy after months of investigations at the federal and state levels. …The former CEO of the global financial derivatives broker/commodities brokerage firm continued to deny knowing of the company’s conspiracy to commit capital requirements fraud that led to MF Global’s insolvency despite his signature appearing on recovered documents revealing balance sheet discrepancies that had led to its subsequent liquidity crisis over accounts outstanding. However, the former Board of Director Chairman for MF Global did admit to a $700million transfer from customer accounts to subsidiaries to mask liquidity shortfalls. …When President Grammer expressed reluctance to bail out the company due to its leaders’ “criminal betrayal of their customers’ trust in them,” as he put it, the company fails to switch registration and headquarters to Bermuda, worsening their own legal issues…

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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    MORGAN STANLEY FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY AS LEADING U.S. BANKS STRUGGLE TO STAY AFLOAT

    …the federal government’s subjectively callous and irresponsible decision to not bail out the major banking companies hurt hard by the recession has forced a dramatic reconfiguration of Wall Street policies. Unable to rely on the federal government in their hour of need, banks are loaning each other funds in an effort to ward off their demises, which would be terrible for the economy of the nation and the world…

    – The Wall Street Journal, 6/7/2013



    …So far, the French Air Force have reported losing only one plane, a Rafale, to Sudanese government forces, and the US and Italian militaries have reportedly not lost a single plane. …French, US and Italian stations in the neighboring states of Chad, Ethiopia and Djibouti are currently being used as key launch points for military operations meant to defend Darfur and South Sudan from further Sudanese aggression…

    – CBS Evening News, 6/8/2013 broadcast



    JIMI HENDRIX IS DEAD, AGE 70

    Adjouan, THE SANWI KINGDOM – Jimi Hendrix, the singer-songwriter of several hits such as “Hey Joe,” “Purple Haze,” “Wayward Slope,” “The Wind Cries Mary” and “Don’t Lose Control (Of Your Life)” who was known for becoming an official Crown Prince of a small African country in the 1990s, has passed away at the age of 70. Hendrix, b. 1942, passed away in his sleep at the Hendrix Royal Palace in Adjouan. According to his family’s spokesperson, Hendrix died from the long-term effects of Hendrix experimenting with hard drugs during the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, compounded by a recent bout with an unspecified fever indigenous to the region.

    Hendrix officially became Jimi I, the Crown Prince of The Sanwi Kingdom, on June 7, 1995, and served on the partially ceremonial throne for almost exactly eighteen years, during which time the singer-songwriter-turned-monarch, with the support of the Sanwi Governing Council and its head, King Amon N’Douffou IV, pushed for the country to westernize in order to bring in tourism from the US, Canada and other nations. Ahead of this, he oversaw road development and the hiring of African-American tutors to teach the kingdom’s teacher in order to improve school education.

    Also serving as the Master of Ceremonies for the spring and harvest festivals year after year, Hendrix reportedly would often play guitar for his citizens. His last album, Tender Hurricane, release in 2004 over twelve years after his last album was released, blended his earlier sound with the traditional music of the Sanwi people.

    It is most likely that Hendrix’s oldest son, Hosea Williams Hendrix (b. 1972) will now ascend to the semi-ceremonial position as Crown Prince Hosea I...

    The Los Angeles Times, 6/11/2013



    NEW FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR AGREES TO HOLD BANKS ACCOUNTABLE FOR ACCOUNTS FRAUD SCHEME

    Washington, D.C. – The new Federal Reserve Chair, former White House OMB Director and former Harvard University economics professor Kenneth Rogoff, today acknowledged the Fed’s decision to hold responsible the Board members of several American banks whose allegedly illegal actions may have worsened the recession in the United States.

    Rogoff today announced that the Federal Reserve will freeze the monetary growth capabilities of several billion-dollar banks “until they are proven to be trustworthy,” in a major detraction from the Grammer administration’s overall anti-regulations policies…

    The Washington Post, 6/12/2013



    “Should the President be impeached for negligence? More about this after a word from our sponsor…”

    – THN, 6/13/2013 broadcast



    …In 2012, incumbent Prime Minister Gianfranco Fini (CNA) lost majority control amid economic instability, and was replaced by the much more liberal Bobo Craxi (NSA), whose policies were controversial for their allegedly “overreaching” nature. As the new Prime Minister began his tenure, Italian citizens were highly anxious. The tension and uncertainty of Italy’s future heightened even further when Craxi appointed Alessandra Mussolini, the literal granddaughter of dictator Benito Mussolini, to head the Ministry of Economy and Finance. Fortunately for her, Mussolini’s plan to steadily lead recovery efforts in order to not shock the nation’s markets were supported by most politicians. Her biggest critics, it seemed, were young technetters who joked about her genealogy ontech, primarily via lafpics…

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    By June 18, the economy was no longer on the verge of economic freefall, but it was not improving quickly as expected. Complicating the issue was the fact that the major banks continued to react to Grammer’s refusal to bail them out in damaging ways. Despite their lobbyist’s best efforts, The Cavalry wasn’t coming, and so the giants left standing began loaning each other nonexistent funds in a matter that was threatening to worsen the situation. Conservative and moderate Republicans in congress again sought to pass a bill to bail out the big banks that month, but were again blocked by their more adamantly-libertarian coworkers.

    As a result of these developments, when President Grammar awoke on the morning of June 25, he took several phone calls and vidcalls before joining his wife for breakfast. First Lady Marissa decided to enjoy freshly diced mixed fruit with a half grapefruit and a small bowl of oatmeal, while the President went for a much heartier meal – a western omelet with hot cakes and creamed chipped beef on the side, buttered toast, and a copious amount of coffee.

    “Well this is a rarity! When was the last time we managed to sit down together like this? A month ago?” Observed the First Lady. “My schedule has been so busy lately, it’s ridiculously, really.”

    The President shifted his posture, then began gyrating his shoulder blades. A small groan of discomfort caught Marissa’s ear.

    “You alright, honey?”

    “I’ve been better,” her husband said. “I was up all night working on political junk. Now I have this odd pain between my shoulder blades. And my neck’s all in knots. I must have slept in a very weird position last night or something.”

    “Maybe you should clear your schedule to take in some stretching and yoga,” Marissa suggested. “Maybe you can get a massage therapist – a legit one, mind you.”

    “I’ll be fine, lovely. Besides, I can’t clear my schedule. I still have a lot of work to do. Lots of people to meet, lots of whom could very easily accuse me of favoritism if I met with others but not with them.”

    “That’s just ridiculous,” Marissa sighed, shaking her head as she scooped up another small spoonful of citrus.

    “No, these people are ridiculous, sweetie!” He exclaimed with frustration. “Did I tell you about all the lobbyists crawling around D.C.? So many of these lawmakers are in the pockets of some of the biggest brands in the world. And yet they keep asking for government handouts. And to make matters worse, some don’t even like the idea of poorer people getting the handouts. Who are these warped people? Where do they come from? It’s ridiculous! I’m trying to protect the working class from losing everything they own, while all with creeping peons roam about looking for weak prey to sacrifice to the out-of-touch evil-Niles-Crane-like CEOs pocketing nearly 300 times their worker’s salaries.”

    Marissa smirked, but in a sitcom-like way, not in a mean-spirited manner, “Says the man who was paid nearly a million bucks per episode of Frasier!”

    “That was different,” the ranting Head-of-State countered, “I wasn’t paying passing around ill-gotten kickbacks like Deutsche Bank or stealing that money right out of the till like what MF Global got caught doing.” Before he could continue his kvetching, the President suddenly put his right hand to his forehead and let out a sharp exhale.

    “Honey?”

    “Whoo,” Grammar grabbed a glass of water and took a generous gulp. “Lightheadedness. Huh. I really must have slept poorly last night!”

    “Your running yourself ragged, honey bear. Don’t overextend yourself on this!”

    “But we’ve got to get that bill passed and – Ooh.” He now suddenly turned, almost flinching, to his left elbow. He grabbed his left again.

    “What is it?” There was a serious and worried tone in Marissa’s voice.

    With an uncharacteristically shaky tone, Grammer utter, “That, uh, that was odd. It was like a, um, a sharp pain in my left arm.”

    “Is it gone?”

    “Not…really…Gah!”
    The Secret Service rushed over as soon as the President fell out of his chair, rending his breakfast platter airborne and prompting Marissa to leave her own seat to rush to her husband’s side.

    “Someone get the President some water,” barked head Serviceperson Chaffetz.

    First Lady Marissa called him over “Jason!”

    The color was leaving Grammar’s face.

    “Medic!” Chaffetz amended his request

    As the other agents converged onto the area, Marissa could hear one of the servicepersons speak worriedly into his wrist: “Sojourn is down, Sojourn is down!”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)

    [1] Italicized lines were pulled from here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life...rump-calls-rest-washington-clowns/3691179002/

    [2] Rafael Edward Cruz was never born ITTL because, as mentioned all the way back in one of the 1960s chapters, Cruz’s father was killed defending his birth country during The Cuban War of the 1960s

    [3] All of the chunks of italicized passages here were pulled from this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_initiative

    [4] Italicized lines pulled from the Wikipedia article on the OTL conflict

    [5] Composition is similar, but not identical, to OTL

    [6] The Colonel said this bit on March 7, 1978 in this timeline

    [7] Italicized lines pulled from the Los Angeles Times op-ed article “The bank bailout of 2008 was unnecessary. Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke scared Congress into it”



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  • Chapter 106: June 2013 – December 2013

    “Tough times don’t last – tough people do!”

    – Trace Adkins, (2020 IOTL, 2013 ITTL)



    Press Secretary Charlotte SCHULTZ: “The President has experienced a very mild myocardial infarction.”

    Press Member, THN: “So he’s had a heart attack.”

    SCHULTZ: “If you want to dumb it down, sure, but do note that the President is in stable condition and is recuperating in a recovery room at George Washington University Hospital.”

    Press Member, KNN: “Do we know what caused the attack?”

    SCHULTZ: “Yes, it was caused by a blockage of blood flow to the heart muscle, probably from a blood clot.”

    Press Member, TON: “Has the President ever had a heart attack before?”

    SCHULTZ: “He may or may not have experienced a miniature heart attack, also known as a silent heart attack, in October 2004.” [1]

    Press Member THN: “Well, which is it?”

    SCHULTZ: “His physicians can you give more details when they are available – ”

    Press Member THN: “And is it possible his poor health is the long-term result of the President’s cocaine use in the ’80s and ’90s?”

    SCHULTZ: “While cocaine use has been linked to cardiovascular issues, rest assured that the President has not touched the stuff in 25 years.”

    Press Member, ABC: “When can we expect him to resume Presidential duties?”

    SCHULTZ: “Very soon.”

    – White House Press briefing, 6/25/2013



    Harley Davidson Brown served as Acting President for almost three hours, from 9:15 AM to 11:58 AM, E.S.T., while the President underwent emergency medical treatment. When he was being escorted to the hospital, President Grammer was informed that he may require emergency surgery or sedation if his medical emergency was more serious than expected. Understanding the situation, Grammer voluntarily transferred his authority to his Vice President.

    During this three-hour window of exercising the powers and duties of the Presidency, Harley Brown, together with “Acting First Lady” Joni Brown, as Harley called his wife, comforted First Lady Marissa and the President’s children and his sister Karen Grammer-Smith. Harley Brown then made several additional phone calls before balking at “security concerns” and driving his Harley-Davidson motorcycle around Potomac’s Rock Creek Park to clear his head. His Secret Service agents followed close behind him on standard-issue motorcycles of their own.

    The APOTUS stopped at the border to Maryland to stretch his legs and take in the scenery near the edge of the park. “I didn’t want to think about Kelsey, about what the hell could be happening to him over in the ER,” he later said in an interview. “It all just came at me very fast. I wasn’t sure what to do. And I said this to my head of security, Dominick. Crazy Dom got off his own bike, walked over to me, I told him what was what, what was going through my mind, and he just said, ‘Do what’s right.’ I decided that if I was going to be Pretend-POTUS, that I’d make the most out of it. I told Crazy Dom, ‘I’m heading back to the capital building. McMaster and I are going to have a little…talk.’”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    BREAKING: Congress Passes Stimulus Package Just Hours Before Breaking For Summer Recess!

    …libertarians on the hill tacitly backed the bill due to its stripping some social program funds to keep the federal budget balanced, much to the consternation of many liberal Democrats…

    – knn.co.usa, 6/27/2013



    BROWN: Hey.

    GRAMMER: Hey.

    BROWN: I uh, I’m not catching you at a bad time, am I?

    GRAMMER: No, no, uh, Karen just stopped by, and you just missed her. You’ve met my sister, right?

    BROWN: More than a few times now.

    GRAMMER: Really?

    BROWN: She’s at the White House practically all the time, Kels.

    GRAMMER: She’s a good aunt to my kids. Spoils them, really.

    BROWN: [chuckle] Nothing wrong with spoilin’ your kids. I do that to my own, and most of them have turned out just fine.

    GRAMMER: Huh. Well, um, call me The Amazing Criswell, but I get a nearly-clairvoyant feeling that you’re not here entirely on a social call.

    BROWN: You’ve got me all wrong, Kelsey. I think. I, uh, I was told you were doing better and I wanted to check in on you.

    GRAMMER: Oh. Um, thanks.

    BROWN: Don’t mention it. I heard it wasn’t too bad, anyway.

    GRAMMER: You heard wrong, Harley. My heart frickin’ stopped at one point!

    BROWN: Nah, really? People don’t tell me anything!

    GRAMMER: They had to blast me twice and get me started all over again. And in the moment I kept thinking, ‘Oh gosh, I have got to hang on. I’ve got too much junk I’ve got to take care of. I’ve got to take care of my family. I’ve got to take care of, well, everything. And the moments between states of unconsciousness felt like somebody was actually trying to tear my chest apart with, like, the jaws of life. [2]

    BROWN: Aw, jeez, man! That sounds like it really sucked.

    GRAMMER: Hmm. Well, did you also know that, usually, heart attack victims stay cooped up in places like this for as long as a week? I’m heading out tomorrow! Aren’t I lucky? The President with a weak heart.

    BROWN: Ah, don’t feel so sorry for yourself, Kelsey. You got lots of millions of people out there all hoping and wishing you a full recovery.

    GRAMMER: Of course they are. They all are counting on me to sign the stimulus package into law.

    BROWN: There’s also some people ’round who genuinely care about you and your health and you know it. Mr. President.

    GRAMMER: Eh, I guess you’re right.

    BROWN: Tell me something I don’t know.

    GRAMMER: Like what?

    BROWN: Oh. Em, eh, like, uh, what’s going to happen now? You’re going to take it easy for a while or something, right?

    GRAMMER: Heh. Well, the doctors want me to rest up for a few weeks. While Europe burns away in a flame of financial fury, I’m supposed to laze about popping pills and sipping diet shakes.

    BROWN: And I’m guessin’ you’re not gonna want to do that.

    GRAMMER: I can’t, I’m the President. I don’t have the privilege of relaxation.

    BROWN: Well, if you don’t take it easy on yourself you’ll get another heart attack and maybe then you won’t have the privilege of life.

    GRAMMER: [groan]

    BROWN: My offer still stands, you know. Remember what I said yesterday? Over the phone? You can let me take on some more of the little stuff. Let me be the guy who has to meet with the Senators and Congressmen, be your go-between, while you chatter away with those pesky posh Europeans. Just because you can try and take care of everything on your own doesn’t mean that you should.

    GRAMMER: [pause] Tell me, is what I’m hearing true? Did you really play a role in getting those senators off their asses to finally pass the stimulus bill yesterday?

    BROWN: I may have talked to some folks. Threatened to make their lives a living hell, especially if you didn’t make it. Either way, if they didn’t put it to a vote I may have suggested bringing the wrath of the populists in the party down onto them the next time their name’s on a Republican primary ballot. That twisted a few arms – not literally, mind you, though some of those snobby s#!theads deserve even more than that.

    GRAMMER: [chuckle] You’re preaching to the choir, Harley.

    BROWN: Yeah, you get it! So how’s ’bout it?

    GRAMMER: [pause] I’ll start you off with a big fish. The Governor of American Samoa next month. Give him a tour of the city. Do your homework.

    BROWN: No sweat! You can depend on me, Kels!

    GRAMMER: Here’s hopin,’ Harley, here’s hopin.’

    – George Washington University Hospital, President’s private recovery room, security recording, recorded 6/28/2013 (leaked 2/2/2020)



    “…There, you can see the President’s entourage behind us, he’s being wheeled out of the hospital, the First Lady is with him there, and he’s heading to the Presidential limousine. …Reliable sources have told us President Grammer plans on maintaining a very light schedule for the next few days, with only a few VidCall meetings per days, in order to adhere to the orders of his doctors, who have told him to, essentially, just take it easy for a few weeks, and follow his new medication plan, cardio workout schedule and dietary guidelines…”

    – KNN, 6/29/2013 broadcast



    …The 2010s saw a renewed focus on the effects of one’s Digital Footprint. Technet user actions have consequences, for every action can be tracked, traced and monetized on most “common public” sites, meaning that the dark web is more “secure,” but also more nefarious. Furthermore, sitebuilding in the early half of this decade was increasingly costly as technet connection speeds increased. Netsites also began to become more open with its data-collecting policies in the name of transparency and combating e-threats. However, this led to the term “thoughtsharing” becoming a derisive term for some places. And yet, most users of e-devices agreed to site terms and conditions due to how the technet helps people connect to one another, look things up, buy things online, perform acts of e-commerce, e-banking, and networking, and perform ontech jobs that were never thought to even be possible just twenty years prior...

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    – Joy Lisi Rankin’s Computers: A People’s History of the Information Machine, Westview Press, 2018



    …Reports indicated that the President was recovering nicely, but his schedule was kept light, and did not return to its pre-attack level of activity until roughly two weeks after leaving the hospital. During that time, Grammer took the “opportunity” to spend more time with his younger children and grandchildren. He also took the experience to briefly break from the libertarians to actually praise America’s healthcare system, saying “the American version of universal healthcare is the best version of UHC on this planet.”…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN!: Decorous “Dinosaur Days” Delivers Decent Delights!

    …CRI has come such a long way in such a short number of years…

    Variety, film review section, 7/1/2013 article



    “Rich or poor, we all have a responsibility to turn the woes that ail us into opportunities for good. Americans are resilient and resourceful. They do not need an oppressive government system to tell them to do what is right. What they need is a government system that uses the money of the American taxpayer to help the American taxpayer when times are tough. Tax money is the money of the American citizenry. And so, my dear fellow Americans, consider this to be a rebate of sorts.”

    – US President Kelsey Grammer, upon signing the 2013 Emergency Economic Relief Bill into law, 7/2/2013



    YESTERNIGHT: The Second Korean War

    Premiered: July 4, 2013

    Genre (s): action/thriller/suspense/war

    Directed by: Steven Spielberg

    Written by: Randall Wallace and John Rice

    Produced by: Terence Chang, Bruce Davey and Stephen McEveety

    Cast:

    Michael Shannon as Gary Luck

    Adam Beach as Eric Shinseki

    Evan C. Kim as Kim Jung-Il

    Steven Yeun as Kim Jung-Nam

    Catherine Zeta-Jones as Ann Dunwoody

    Djimoun Hounsou as Larry R. Ellis

    James Hong as NK General O Kuk-ryol

    Robin Williams as Anthony Zinni

    Randy Quaid as Harley Davidson Brown (cameo)

    Ken Armstrong as himself (cameo)

    Steve Buschemi as Larry Dinger (cameo)

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    The film covers the final days of the Second Korea War from the perspectives of military personnel on both sides of the conflict, and the glory and horrors of war they experienced.

    Reception:

    The film received positive reviews from critics and was well-received both at the box office and from audiences… Special praise was also given to the acting of Robin Williams and Steve Buschemi, both of whom were cast against type but nevertheless gave positively-received dramatic perfromances…

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    …When the effects of Germany’s market crash finally reached the shores of Australia, Prime Minister Varvaris’s government responded by pushing for a large economic stimulus package to shield Australian businesses from the effects of the far-reaching recession. However, more liberal members of his government opposed the package due to it doing little to help working families in Australia, bailing out large companies and failing to provide much for laid-off owrkers. This led to debate that put the stimulus package on hold for several weeks, until a compromise could be reached between Liberal and Labour MPs…

    – Barbara A. West’s The Political History of Modern Australia, Infobase Publishing, 2020



    “I am concerned that the current administration appears to be overlooking how self-driving trucks are becoming a big thing now, especially since the current president’s libertarian-leaning deregulation policies only promotes such so-called ‘technological innovation’ at the expense of low-skilled workers.”

    – former US Secretary of Energy and Technology Chase Peterson, 7/14/2013 interview



    “…The Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations today announced that it is expanding its emergency operations to Germany and Spain and families across Europe beginning to feel the long-term effects of the widespread market downturn…”

    – CBS Evening News, 7/19/2013 broadcast



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    – A small SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine located in Albemarle, North Carolina, c. July 2013



    “…In northern Darfur, the Rezeigat tribe and the Beni Hussein group have signed a peace deal in order for the two groups to better fight their shared enemy, the military of Sudan…”

    – BBC News, 23/7/2013 broadcast



    …The Minerva Building in London, standing at 712 feet tall, was designed in 2001, in the lull between the recession of the late 1990s and the near-depression of the SARS years of the early 2000s decade. Upon its initial design being revised and its construction put under new management (after the original architects were caught up in financial scandal), the building was almost done being built when the 2013 recession set in. Construction was put on hold, leaving the building half done. Its image, of large, seemingly-hollowed-out edifice, become an iconic symbolic for the UK’s “hard times”…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “…the international community was stunned by the UN’s announcement today that Somalian government agents hired former members of defunct Mexican recreadrug cartel to try and assassinate a Somali opposition leader last month. Ontech, many are calling for major buyers of Somali products to halt all purchases in protest of the Somalian President Muhammad Ali Samatar’s latest illegal and impeachable actions committed since entering office in 1995…”

    – BBC News, 25/7/2013 broadcast



    UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS DROPPING AS STIMULUS PACKAGE, N.I.T.R. “BOOSTER REBATES” BEGIN TO KICK INTO EFFECT

    – knn.co.usa, 7/26/2013 report



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:

    APPROVE: 57%

    DISAPPROVE: 32%

    UNCERTAIN: 11%

    – Gallup polling, 7/27/2013 report



    FORMER V.P. WILLIAM SCRANTON IS DEAD AT 96

    …According to a spokesperson for the family, the moderate Republican died from a cerebral hemorrhage… A descendent of the family that gave Scranton, Pennsylvania its name, Scranton could trace his lineage back to the Mayflower. His deep ties and connections to the uppermost classes of political society contrasted against the humble origins of The Colonel… A loyal ally of President Colonel Sanders, Scranton followed the example of VP Richard Nixon in being an active member of the administration, leading efforts to improve American health and food choices, combat Big Tobacco, and investigate the merits of the proposed policy referred to as “busing.” …Despite his best efforts, Scranton narrowly lost the 1972 Presidential election to Walter Mondale. He never ran for elected office again, and entered private business soon after, serving as a board member of corporations and service organizations and as a trustee of Yale University, his alma mater. Also in his post-VP life, Scranton served as an unofficial advisor to many state and national politicians, including as an unofficial advisor for the Denton White House during its earlier years. However, he declined serving in major official positions such as GOP National Committee Chair in 1977, and as the US Ambassador to the UN. …Scranton is survived by his wife, former Second Lady of the US Mary Scranton, who served in the Denton and Kemp administrations, and four children, including former Pennsylvania Governor and former Presidential candidate William Scranton III…

    The Philadelphia Inquirer, 7/28/2013



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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    …On July 29, following weeks of fighting, a coalition that included SLA and JEM reported that they had taken Um Rawaba in North Kordofan, outside Darfur, and that they were headed for Khartoum to topple the President of Sudan. The head of an SLA faction, Abdel Wahid Mohammed al-Nur, called it “a significant shift in the war,” which was what many were calling the conflict by then. …An estimated 300,000 were displaced by violence from March 2013 to July 2013… [3]

    – clickopedia.co.usa




    30 July 2013: on this day in history, the US Department of Defense’s Domestic Security Agency founds its Domestic Dangers Division, meant to combat home-grown extremism, radicalization, and other forms of domestic terrorism; the DDD aims to monitor for potential signs of ideological and political radicalization in an effort to combat cyber-terrorists targeting school netsites, defend verbally harassed technetters, and investigate e-threats whenever reported; the DDD initially received a very small budget when compared to other divisions of the department’s agency, but was nevertheless heavily criticized by populists in the US as being used as a tool to invade people’s privacy…

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    Anthony Avella Jr. (Democratic/Conservative) – 44%

    Anthony Weiner (Progressive) – 29%

    Malcolm Smith (Republican) – 12%

    Jimmy McMillan (Working Families/Liberal) – 8%

    Undecided/Other – 7%

    – Quinnipiac Poll for the 2013 NYC Mayoral election, 8/1/2013



    …In August 2013, conservatives and some liberals on the hill finally began supporting the proposed special temporary FAD program, a federal pilot program based on earlier state-level programs, for pregnant women who are financially insecure, in order to promote adoption over abortion. Former President Jesse Jackson came out in support of it, which surprised many, but given his early stances on abortion in the 1970s, researchers, historians and analysts were not at all surprised by his endorsement of the proposed program [4].

    Due to the efforts of many people and organizations of the years, adoption was losing its negative stigmas. This was helped along by the likes of adopted people or adoptive parents such as Dave Thomas, Tom Vilsack, Lando Sanders, Barack McCain, Cheri Jo Bates and other prominent Americans.

    However, in the wake of economic recession, the so-called “money-for-life” program was put on hold until early 2014, but in the meantime, Vice President Brown proved to be a fierce supporter of the program, saying that it was one of the very few times where government intervention into the American People’s lives was warranted…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …When a recession probability index has substantially decreased and the fiscal quarters have ceased their downward trends, the recession has likely ended. For example, when the US entered recession in early 2013, the economic “bleeding” did not officially stop until early August, when the Federal Reserve announced that the Sahm indicator had peaked, leading to the US Stock Market suddenly becoming much healthier over the next several days. However, the impact of a recession typically lasts for much longer, for several months if not over a year, depending on how widespread was its impact. Furthermore, while large corporations tend to escape recessions unscathed, most low-income workers and small businesses bear the brunt of the recession’s effects…

    – Investopedia.co.usa



    D.C. DECLARES RECESSION OFFICIALLY OVER, BUT ITS EFFECTS STILL LINGER

    The Washington Post, 8/6/2013



    …The user-friendly interface of modern video downloading and video sharing sites allows for larger companies such as Canada’s OurVids and the US’s smaller counterpart, Vidhub, to acquire millions of users and visitors. By 2013, OurVids was reporting a revenue off $10billion and roughly 1.2billion users. Also in 2013, roughly 38% of the world’s population had access to the technet, through either dial-up or, more commonly, the faster and more modern coax-band technology...

    – Joy Lisi Rankin’s Computers: A People’s History of the Information Machine, Westview Press, 2018



    August 8, 2013: the Federal Reserve again elects not to raise interest rates despite continued pleas from Wall Street [5]

    – washingtonpost.co.usa/timelines/the_unlucky_recession




    “…As the search for missing politician Lloyd Havaw Reese continues, the FBI has now gotten involved in investigating the disappearance due to suspicion of conspiracy or, quite possibly, treason, as state authorities have found no evidence of kidnapping but have discovered evidence suggesting that Mr. Reese has in fact fled the state, if not the country…”

    – ABC News, 8/9/2013 broadcast



    …I guess I should have taken my pocketcomp with me, instead of deleting its search history. That must have looked suspicion. On the other hand, they probably could have tracked me down with the pocketcomp. Then perhaps I should have taken it with me, and had then destroyed it somehow. Any way, it is possible that the FEC charges were just a front to investigate me for stirring up so much anti-establishment sentiment after that gubernatorial debate. Just look at that populist I debated there, Garrison, a clear and obvious hack. He is not investigated, and I’m not surprised why not – he didn’t do or say anything to inspire a generation of political activists...

    – Lee Harvey Oswald’s autobiography Call Me By My Real Name: Confessions From a Fallen Hero, published posthumously



    Forward to: Gen. Milley

    Hashaba, 100km NW of Al-Fashir, has burned to the ground. Group C currently taking Tabit, reporting back encountering, liberating “dozens upon dozens” of woman, children held hostage, abused.

    – US Army Internal Report, 8/11/2013 (leaked 2/10/2021)



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    – Former Vice President James Howard “Jim” Meredith and his wife at the University of Mississippi, smiling at the unveiling of a statue of Meredith as a young man attending said university, 8/12/2013



    WHY IS THE E.U. STILL IN RECESSION?

    The Financial Times, 8/14/2013 special issue



    THE PRC IS TRYING TO CREATE ITS OWN TECHNET

    …the People’s Republic of China is attempting to launch the nation’s own, separate, isolated version of the technet in the face of rising calls for freedom of speech and other democratic ideals among the nation’s citizens. “Such an alt-technet will most definitely be heavily censored,” says former US Secretary of Energy and Technology Rod Driver, “and it is not frivolous to postulate that if they are successful, Russia could soon follow.” Indeed, Russia’s controversial President has been highly critical of technet-based criticism about himself and his policies, opening investigations into netsites and orchestrating media blacklisting operations…

    Associated Press, 8/16/2013



    “…In order to help get American workers back on their feet, South Dakota Governor Stephanie Herseth has announced her support for a proposal to complete the Mount Rushmore National Memorial. Apparently, Mount Rushmore was originally meant to depict the entire bodies of four US Presidents sticking out of the ground, not just their faces sticking out of the mountain. However, while some ontech believe that the completion of the project would allow for the hiring of several hundred workers and increase tourism for the state, the Lakota and Sioux Native Americans who claim to have been cheated out of the Black Hills land on which Mount Rushmore stands are strongly opposed to any more construction on Rushmore. US Senators from South Dakota Terri McGovern, a Democrat, and SuAnne Big Crow, a Republican, have yet to comment on the controversial proposal…”

    – ABC News, 8/17/2013 broadcast



    PM ROGERS ANNOUNCES NEW BUDGET LAYOUT

    …next year’s budget would include cuts to the CBC, and the laying off of over 20,000 “redundant and/or superfluous” federal jobs, at a time when unemployment is already on the rise... However, the budget cuts would not include the discontinuation of the Penny by the Royal Canadian Mint, as part of a deal with moderate factions within the PC party that support retaining its use...

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 8/19/2013



    MIDDLE EAST REELING FROM ECONOMIC SLIDE LINKED TO E.U. TRADE DEALS

    – The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 21/8/2013



    REPORT: Israeli Economy Conditions Are At Their Worst Since SARS

    – knn.co.usa/international, 8/25/2013 posting



    KFC RELEASES THEIR ANSWER TO CULVER’S BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERS

    …KFC has introduced a new chicken sandwich variety that is their answer to a popular poultry dish found at Culver’s. KFC’s new Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, which is set to become available at all US outlets by the end of the week, is a tasty composition of classically-treated chicken fillets topped with a delightfully tangy blue cheese sauce…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 8/26/2013



    …As the nation of Morocco produced a whopping 70% of Western Europe’s imports [6], the 2013 crash lead to less people purchasing items, creating economic slump for Morocco as well. …The tightly interwoven international trade community’s impactful blow contributed to a rise in political instability and dissatisfaction in Morocco, too, with Moroccan King Mohammed VI needing to work tirelessly to get his nation back up onto its feet. First, he dealt with growing civil disobedience by promulgating political reform to combat the post-crash corruption unfolding, and in late 2013 introduced a new national constitution, which was passed by a public referendum in early 2014. These legal changes lowered anti-monarchy sentiment and improved the King’s popularity among a people slowly but surely climbing back from the throes of economic decline and the very real threat of economic ruin…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    THE SUKKOT WAR: What The New Anti-War War Movie Gets Right And Wrong

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    …The film covers the Sukkot War of October 1967 from the perspective of the top leaders involved, and, in a B-story, two families caught in the crossfire, struggling to stay together and survive the conflict. With a large theatrical budget backing the project, the director and producers have managed to create a suspenseful work. Depicting agitators to be the heads of state and the average Egyptian and Israeli citizens as well as well-intentioned people caught up in the furor of government propaganda. The film has picked up some controversy for its portrayal of historical figures, and has not yet been released in theaters in parts of the Middle East...

    ...But how does the film hold up on its own merits? Well, one can certainly see why it so paradoxically both popular and unpopular. In just 102 total minutes of running time, character development explored and action scenes are expertly filmed, but historians are critical of how it ignores pre-existing hostilities among civilians. In fact, the debate over the film’s treatment of regional conflict is quite similar to the one about the chicken and the egg: did 20th-century people influence policy, or did government policy influence the notions of the people? Most believe the former, and some historians disagree...

    …But regardless of the film’s historical accuracy, it cannot be denied that the film keeps you on the edge of your seat!

    – film editorial, Variety magazine e-article, 8/29/2013



    FLOTUS AND POTUS EXPECTING BABY! …First Lady Marissa Joan Hart-Grammer went onto social media to announce that she and the President are expecting a heavy. The message announcing her pregnancy did not specify due date…

    Associated Press, 8/30/2013



    “…A civil crisis is erupting in Spain as part of the domino effect of the European Crisis of the continent’s economy collapsing. Spanish citizens are rioting in the streets of cities such as Madrid and Barcelona, and anti-government sentiment is on the rise in places such as Catalonia and the Basque Country, leading to rising concerns that these trying times could encourage a resurgence in separatist activism in both of the aforementioned regions…”

    – BBC News, 1/9/2013 broadcast



    TEL-AVIV MAN ARRESTED IN FOILED SUICIDE BOMBING ATTEMPT

    The Miami Herald, 9/2/2013



    TEL-AVIV POLICE REVEALS AWFUL TRUTH: Acts of Hatred Numbers In Israel Are “The Highest In 30 years”

    The New York Times, side article, 9/4/2013



    …For the first time in my life, I was scared to go to school. A welcoming place of diversity and education had taken on a troubling and foreboding aura of danger, amid fears that some kind of Act of Hatred would occur at the sight of some student gathering. Whether the rumors were the result of paranoia or were merited, Uncle Yosef did not help matters with his insistence that in this case they match the latter theory. Violence was indeed on the rise in the Middle East, like what he had described to us now and again for the past two year, but while he beamed with pride at the thought of vindication, Mother and Father fretted. For the first time ever, when began actually using the deadbolts on the house doors.

    But through it all, through the fear that the era of Our Delicate Peace was indeed at an end, our mother continued her friendship with Suhana down the street. She knew that an attempted suicide bombing on the other side of the country was not her friend’s doing. She was smart enough to know that guilty-by-association was the biggest trap that a society can fall into. The societies of the Middle East had been falling into those kind of traps for decades, until a chicken salesman from across the seas helped us out. He didn’t remove the traps, he didn’t teach us how to avoid the traps. But he did set us on the course to realizing the traps were there, that attacking friends and neighbors simply cannot yield a properly functioning civilization.

    It’s a shame we couldn’t figure that out until after the 2020 Olympics were selected. That was a real disappointment. If anything, it delayed Middle Eastern morale and productivity from improving by several weeks, maybe months…

    – Tamar Kohen’s A Mix of Flavors, 2021 autobiography



    IOC Session No. 126

    Date: September 7, 2013

    Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina

    Subject 1 of 1: bidding for hosting the 7/24/2020-8/9/2020 (or XXXII) Summer Olympics

    Description:

    Due to the members of the IOC electing cities in Europe for hosting duties in 1992 (Barcelona), 2000 (Manchester) and 2008 (Berlin); one in Africa for duties in 1996 (Cairo); two in Asia for duties in 2004 (Beijing) and 2012 (Tehran); and one in North America for duties in 2016 (New York City), there were calls for the members to elect a city in South America for hosting duties, as the continent had never hosted a Summer Olympiad, or Australia, which had not hosted a Summer Olympiad since 1988.

    Jakarta, Indonesia; Rome, Italy; Paris, France; Annam, Jordan; Sydney, Australia; Prague, Czechoslovakia; Rio de Janiero, Brazil; and Nairobi, Kenya had all sought to host the Olympic Games in the past, but due to growing economic problems, only Jakarta submitted a bid.

    Ahead of the hosting process, much media attention had been on Jerusalem, a city submitted in a joint Israel-Palestinian entry, for hosting duties. The city was considered to be a leading candidate, until rising violence in the Middle East soured efforts to promote the city at the last minute. As a result, Santiago, Chile, a city with warm weather, amply accommodations, the best medical services on the continent, widespread public support, and a thriving economy in a country that had not been significantly impacted by the 2013 EU Recession, became the surprise winner of the hosting duties.

    Results Breakdown: 97

    Santiago, Chile – 13 (Round 1) – 16 (Round 2) – 24 (Round 3) – 26 (Round 4) – 35 (Round 5) – N/A (Runoff) – 56 (Round 6)

    Baku, Azerbaijan – 18 (Round 1) – 21 (Round 2) – 23 (Round 3) – 25 (Round 4) – 31 (Round 5) – 33 (Runoff) – 41 (Round 6)

    Jakarta, Indonesia – 19 (Round 1) – 23 (Round 2) – 26 (Round 3) – 28 (Round 4) – 31 (Round 5) – 30 (Runoff)

    Tokyo, Japan – 16 (Round 1) – 14 (Round 2) – 13 (Round 3) – 18 (Round 4)

    Jerusalem, Israel/Palestine – 8 (Round 1) – 15 (Round 2) – 11 (Round 3)

    Toronto, Canada – 11 (Round 1) – 12 (Round 2)

    Madrid, Spain – 7 (Round 1, withdrew ahead of Round 2)

    Doha, Qatar – 5 (Round 1)

    End Result:

    Santiago, Chile won hosting duties on the 6th round

    – aldaver.co.usa/votes.html



    …Then, in September of that same year, a CIA report to President Grammer confirmed AP reports that the PRC was trying to clamp down on free-market-oriented netsites exposing their citizens to the benefits of unionizing and democratization. The CIA explained that China’s ruling class was using the effects of the 2013 recession sweeping the western world as an excuse to shut down various netsites. President Grammer responded by meeting with not his State Department but his Treasury Department. Grammer believed that the sooner the economy recovered, the sooner China would either lessen its grip on their users of the technet, or be forced to confront their actions at the UN…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …The “European Crisis” arguably hit Spain the worst in terms of civil violence. Already dealing with a mild recession since early 2012, that nation saw civil order nearly fall apart as unemployment skyrocketed. The nation’s monarch, King Juan Carlos I, began seriously contemplating abdicating over these issues, as public perception of him began to dip. Despite Spanish parliament having more power than he on such matters, he was a central figurehead during all of this disarray…

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    …The tide of the war continued to go against the Sudanese military as Darfur and South Sudan increased their foothold in Sudan territory. On September 14, it was reported that the President of Sudan had successfully struck down a coup-d’état against him, as the officials of his army began to question if the opposing and approaching coalition of troops were capable of taking the capital…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Anthony Avella Jr. (Democratic/Conservative) – 43%

    Anthony Weiner (Progressive) – 31%

    Jimmy McMillan (Working Families/Liberal) – 17%

    Malcolm Smith (Republican) – 8%

    Undecided/Other – 3%

    – Quinnipiac Poll for the 2013 NYC Mayoral election, 9/15/2013



    Headbuster Hotel

    Premiered: September 16, 2013

    Genre(s): romantic comedy

    Premise:

    A movie about finding love in the weirdest places. An undercover FBI agent/informant in the mob (trying to get away from the gangsters he ratted out) and a head gangster (trying to get away from the FBI agents after her) each fake their own deaths. Having rhinoplasty and beginning new lives for themselves, the two coincidently decide to move to the same town. The two soon meet each other, and, falling for each other, agree to spend a weekend at a hotel. Soon after arriving, a storm blows in. Trapped indoors, the two consummate their growing love for each other only to slowly begin to realize the true identity of the other.

    Reception:

    The film received praise from critics and audiences and was a major box-office success.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    ...In a significant act that many credited with contributing to the curbing and ultimate decline in violence in the Middle East in the immediate aftermath of the Great European Recession, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, together with several major imams, issued a series of fatwas condemning honor killings and domestic violence. Concurrently, rabbi Yitzhak Yosef and Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem Aryeh Stern ordered all practicing Jews in the city to “throw hope instead of stones” and remember “a cart can’t work if you throw away the wheels to spite the axle.” Stern pleaded for all residents to calm down and stay united in order to improve the economy during “these trying but temporary times.”

    Additionally, in an effort to minimize the damage the rise in hostilities could have on the Middle East functioning as a single united economic bloc on the world stage, King Abdullah II of Jordan held a press meeting with the leading rabbis and imams of Amman, Jordan to condemn “violence against strangers and friends,” distinguishing “admirable violence against enemies” by stating “you must know who a person is. You cannot judge someone blindly, you cannot assume the worst of your neighbors, coworkers, friends, schoolmates and fellow patriots. One Jewish saying tells us that a drowning man will grab anything, even a sword. But to grab the sword when a rope is closer makes a drowning man and drowning fool.” The King reiterated that the economic contraction would subside, and called on all residents to “work together” until the economy returned to pre-recession conditions…

    – Madawi al-Rasheed’s The History of Modern Saudi Arabia, Sunrise Books, 2019 edition



    REGIONAL LEADERS STAND FIRM AGAINST MIDDLE EAST STRIFE

    ..In what many have dubbed the most important Chicken Dinner Summit in years, community leaders from across the Middle East converged on Jerusalem for annual talks, speeches and breaking bread over a beloved food staple. …Predictably, the Syrian delegation made the most controversial remarks, with the lead delegate making the vague proclamation, “The greatest nation on the map has not right to try and erase any other nations off the map.” …All attendees retained a united front in calls for cooler heads to prevail amid the ongoing economic crisis affecting countries across the western world.

    – The New York Times, 9/23/2013



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    – former US President Paul Wellstone expresses his thoughts on developments unfolding in the Middle East, NBC News segment, 9/24/2013 broadcast



    …On September 26, the US House voted down a controversial bill that would have made techsite owners, moderators and service providers liable for certain things that their users post. “It is arguable that self-censorship can’t be trusted to function as it should all the time, but moderators are already doing a good job monitoring and cracking down on things,” observed William Sorrell (D-VT). Moreover, the bill was rejected out of fear that the costs of enforcing such legislation would be staggering and severely cut into the federal budget, along with the fear that legal liability would run technet-related companies out of business, especially small sites and companies. Additional concerns of the bill directly or indirectly oppressing freedom of speech and other parts of the First Amendment led to some conservative DC lawmakers expressing concern that if the bill was not nipped in the bud, the issue could go to the courts, possibly all the way up to liberal composition of the US Supreme Court…

    – Luis Gutierrez and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s Getting Your Act Together: Our Time In Congress During The 2010s, Simon & Schuster, 2022



    …Netsite Monetization was a major ontech issue during the 2010s. Monetization, meaning the process of converting something into money, found its way to the technet at the close of the 1990s and boomed during and after the SARS pandemic, as technetters sought to entertain people during the trying months of safezoning. As netsites can generate revenue through ontech advertising, subscription fees, and merchandise purchases, this trend saw more businesses big and small invest in ontech promotion and customer-connecting. In the ontech music industry, for example, companies such as TuneStore and Omega-Point dominate ontech purchases and downloading options and capabilities. Gone are the peer-to-peer file sharing days of Pepvibes from the mainstream technet, as the post-SARS technet landscape became increasingly commercial, capitalistic and personalized as the 2010s dawned.

    …Failing to properly monetize netsites via poor revenue modeling can at times lead to technet-based businesses folding, though this trend of netsites going “permanently off-tech” (i.e., “dead”) occurred most prominently during the “European Crisis” of 2013, only for them to be replaced by other sites, filling in the void they had left behind. …Noosphere and other companies, though, still promote the notion that “globalized thought” can still be a secure and private experience while yielding profits for companies via monetization…

    – Joy Lisi Rankin’s Computers: A People’s History of the Information Machine, Westview Press, 2018



    PM ROGERS MEETS WITH OPPOSITION LEADERS AMID “MARKET ADJUSTMENT” EFFORTS

    …MP Gareth Bacon (ON-PC), formerly in charge of the Treasury of London during his time in the UK’s parliament, has joined Rogers in addressing “frivolous, redundant and wasteful” financial programs allegedly putting a strain on the national economy…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 9/30/2013



    JERUSALEM MAYOR SUGGESTS ISRAEL-EU TRADE REFORM

    …“Our connections to the continent took us down. We need to make sure that that can’t happen again, but in a way that still promotes international trade.”…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 1/10/2013



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:

    APPROVE: 57%

    DISAPPROVE: 33%

    UNCERTAIN: 10%

    – Gallup polling, 10/2/2013 report



    …Due to their special “observer” status in the EU, Yugoslavia was not impacted by the 2013 Recession as severely as the nations of Western Europe. …Greece and Turkey, however, did experience unemployment rates skyrocket in the face of the effects of the recession. With both of those countries suffering, some members of their populations blamed outsiders for the job losses, leading to a rise in xenophobic sentiment. Ahead of the 2013 Turkish parliamentary elections, Turkish activists and populist candidates blamed their connection to Greece and Europe for the nation’s economic woes, with the opposition leader calling for a rejection of westernization for a shift to maintaining closer ties to the “Middle Eastern bloc.”

    On 2 October, the party of the Prime Minister of Turkey survived the closer-than-expected challenge at the polls, winning another term in what the media labeled a “clear rejection” of bigotry and negativity in favor of stability and sensible numbers-based economic recovery...

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, 2018 edition



    McMILLAN WINS MAJOR VETERANS GROUP ENDORSEMENT

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    Above: a young Jimmy McMillan during his military service in the Indochina Wars

    – The New York Times, 10/3/2013



    “…Months later, it still felt like a recession. Business was slow because people were still having trouble finding work. Families were still struggling – not nearly as badly as before the stimulus package, NITR boosters and tax cuts went out – but still, people were struggling. So I did what I could. I hired as many people as we could. We slashed our prices, some as low as 50%, from October 2013 to March 2014. I personally donated to several charities. Why? Because it was the right thing to do. When you have the ability to help, you have the responsibility to help. That goes for strangers and for customers. Yeah, the Board of Directors didn’t like it at first, but that was because we were losing money at first. But because of the positive media coverage, our sales practically skyrocketed once the economy got back into shape…”

    – Stephen Hillenburg, 2017 interview



    …As NASA Director, McAfee pushed forward several ambitious plans to expand America’s presence in space exploration. In October 2013, he launched a campaign to accrue private donations from individuals, groups and businesses to help NASA finance the building and launching a lunar station that he called “The Sog,” which was short for “Sustained Orbital Gateway.” The Sog would remain in lunar orbit and serve as a solar-powered communication hub for future colonies on Mars, as well as serve as a short-term habitation module for humans and as a holding area for lunar rovers and other ROLAs (Robotic Lunar Assistants). Calling it “an International Space Station and Bot Garage for The Moon,” the plan, dubbed Project Postman, aimed for The Sog to be completed within the next ten years and cost over $50billion to construct on Earth before being launched and assembled in space. That did not account for trips ROLAs would have to take to get to and from the Sog/the Moon for maintenance and repairs. The cost, however, shifted when factoring in amenities for human “guests” to what some described as a lar phone tower manned by robots.

    Given its size and cost, some at NASA proposed that The Sog be made into an international endeavor, which McAfee rejected on a matter of principle, arguing that, at the very least, the US should “indisputably lead” the effort if it was made into an multi-national effort. In a rare moment of agreement, Deputy Director Jeffrey Bezos sided with McAfee’s Sog ideas, taking up an “America First” position on the subject. According to McAfee’s autobiography, McAfee did not trust this “truce” between them, writing “I suspected he was either brown-nosing, up tying a noose around my neck. Either way, I shook his cold and wet hand for the camera but consistently kept him at arm’s length.”

    Project Postman had financing issues from the very start, with the Grammer Administration refusing to increase NASA’s budget to instead endorse McAfee’s donation drives. However, as the nation was still recovering from the economic recession of 2013, progress on acquire the necessary funds to build The Sog were slow...

    – clickopedia.co.usa/Project_Postman



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    – A modern KFC outlet in Quito, Ecuador, c. October 2013



    IN DEFENSE OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

    …the Electoral College should be kept around as a backup in case of future electorate issues. The more obvious example of this would be what would occur if the Popular Vote of a Presidential election was too close to call – debate over discrepancies, allegations of voter fraud, and the potential for massive, extensive and time-consuming recounts that drag out past Inauguration Day. …If the process through which we elect our Presidents is to be reformed, it should be reformed so that the Electoral College still exists, but has less of an influence on the election outcome unless an emergency situation unfolds. If such a situation arises, then the good ol’ tried-and-true Electoral College can be picked up and dusted off to confirm the latest President-Elect and kept electorate chaos and disarray down to a minimum. …The E.C. would be a formality instead of a key part of campaign strategy that nevertheless still upholds our Founding Father’s idea for selecting America’s Commander-in-Chief...

    National Review, op-ed, October 2013 issue



    …As the 2000s decade came to a close, though, the 1990s trend of Japanese VG companies dominating the industry began to subside. The US’ Microsoft, Epix, and Glassgames, as well as France’s Ubisoft, grew to become fierce challengers to the likes of Sega, Sony, and Nintendo. The saturated competition contributed to the emergence of eighth-generation consoles, according to an October 2013 report.

    The 2010s saw ontech gaming become a much more prominent part of technet culture, as the industry expanded its advertising focus onto pocketcomp games. This action was a successful endeavor to reach out to people either initially uninterested in video games or unable to afford expensive gaming console hardware…

    – Steven L. Kent’s The Complete History of Video Games, Random House, 2019 edition



    SUDAN PRESIDENT CAPTURED!

    …after successfully fleeing from the nation’s conquered capital of Khartoum, Omar al-Bashir was apprehended as his private yacht, the vessel in which he was traveling to Eritrea of sanctuary, accidently traveled into Saudi Arabian waters, allowing UN authorities to converge on his location. …al-Bashir will face trial in the UNITC and will likely be sent to the UN Detention Unit in Helmond, the Netherlands, if found guilty of any war crimes. The fallen leader can be trialed by the UN because Saudi Arabia accepts ICC jurisdiction under special circumstances such as these, while Sudan and Eritrea do not…

    – The Washington Post, 10/12/2013



    “In light of the new President of Sudan suspending genocidal policies, NATO mission will end tomorrow.”

    – NATO Commander, 10/15/2013 announcement



    …International contributions under U.S. command allowed the leaders of South Sudan (Khalil Ibrahim, Ahmed Diraige and the martyred Gibril Ibrahim) and Darfur (Minni Minnawi and Abdul Wahid al Nur) to accrue the firepower to compliment our fury…

    When the fighting was over, roughly 400,000 were dead, and over 2million were displaced across the rest of Africa, with some others fleeing to parts of Europe and the Middle East. The effort of the US-led coalition had been to stabilize a region of the world rife with human rights violations and extremist arms trading in connection to similar black market activities still ongoing in Tajikistan, Eritrea, Somalia, Sierra Leone and Myanmar. Many talking heads were critical of their intervention, believing that the warfare had “opened the floodgates” to regional destabilization and had done more harm than good.

    But I was there. I know the before-and-after. My people broke away from a nation bent on destroying them. The bombardment worked. If Sudan is to fall as a consequence of its actions, then so be it.

    – Ebet Walleen’s Devils Arrive On Horseback, e-publication, 2017



    …In October, the Liberal-majority parliament passed an emergency stimulus package in exchange for lowering the prices that Labour had put on carbon pollution and raising emission caps…

    – Barbara A. West’s The Political History of Modern Australia, Infobase Publishing, 2020



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    – Colonel Sanders appearing on an episode of the long-running TV series "Futurama" in a character's sepia tone dream sequence, first aired 10/20/2013



    MEMBER OF AUSTRIAN PARLIAMENT RESIGNS AMID INSIDER TRADING INVESTIGATION

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 10/21/2013



    JIMMY MCMILLAN (WF): “By bringing the Olympics to New York City, Mayor Hamberg has made a host of things worse for millions of city workers and residents. Because we’re expecting fancier visitors soon, the rent is being artificially heightened to an unacceptable degree. Our next mayor has to fix the easily-fixable complex between inflation, gentrification, and income inequality. With construction work on new sports locations, low-income residents are being pushed to their wit’s end trying to make ends meet. And why? Because high-end projects, and the higher rates that come with them, do not benefit construction workers in the long run. In the long run, they benefit the donor class, the Wall Street sneaks, and the neoliberal do-nothings down in City Hall, among others. They benefit anyone who favors keeping the masses down with a biased economic system that keeps too many people too overworked and too underpaid to stop working, that keeps too many people too tired and too desperate and too busy to even question the machinations dictating their very lives.”

    [snip]

    TONY AVELLA (D): “I would just like to point out that, unlike the other Democrat in this race, I have never been accused of sexual pestering.”

    TONY WEINER (P): “No, white-collar crime is more your style.”

    [snip]

    MALCOLM SMITH (R): “I think felony disenfranchisement is a bad idea because felons who are allowed to vote will vote for whoever gave them the privilege to vote in the first place.”

    JIMMY MCMILLAN (WF): “And what’s so wrong with that?!”

    – transcript snippets from NYC Mayoral debate, 10/22/2013



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    [Note: the opening announcer mistakenly says Bloomberg instead of Hamberg]

    – A "McMillan for Mayor" ad, first posted 2/2/2013, went fervid 10/23/2013



    THIRD-PARTY MAYORAL CANDIDATE GAINING IN POLLS

    The New York Times, side article, 10/24/2013



    “…And in Paris, a member of the French Parliament has been formally indicted for allegedly moving stocks prior to French President Leotard’s announcement proclaiming that the nation of France was poised to enter an economic malaise…”

    – BBC News, 25/10/2013 broadcast



    “…New York Governor Blase Thomas “Tom” Golisano has officially endorsed Jimmy McMillan for New York City Mayor, in a last-minute announcement that could just prove to be a decisive endorsement for the rising third-party mayoral candidate. Despite McMillan running a rather populist campaign, several of his policies and proposals actually line up with those of Golisano…”

    – KNN Breaking News, 10/27/2013 broadcast



    “I have pointed out many times before, and, in more detail, in my new book, that the corruption of officials often follows economic decline [7]. So I’m not at all surprised that, now that the economy has collapsed again, this time more so in Europe, we are starting to see more and more news reports from places like the BBC, the Guardian, and the Daily Telegraph all describing corruption charges and allegations being made against political figures across the continent.”

    – businessman Andrew Yang, local NYC radio interview, 10/29/2013



    Anthony "Tony" Avella Jr. (Democratic/Conservative) – 35%

    James "Jimmy" McMillan III (Working Families/Liberal) – 30%

    Anthony Weiner (Progressive) – 29%

    Malcolm Smith (Republican) – 7%

    Undecided/Other – 1%

    – Quinnipiac Poll for the 2013 NYC Mayoral election, 10/31/2013



    NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR RE-ELECTED

    Trenton, NJ – The Garden State’s incumbent Governor Joe Louis Clark (D) won tonight’s gubernatorial election over state senator Joe Kyrillos (R) by a margin of roughly 5.2%. Clark’s administration has dealt with several economic hardships, such as last year’s Hurricane Sandy and this year’s recession, which both led to Clark receiving heavy criticism for failing to address the home ownership crises that immediately followed both disastrous blows… The race’s third-place finisher, at 3.7% of the vote, was Warren Wilhelm (Independent), a left-leaning businessman and real estate developer based in northern New Jersey, who had reached a polling peak of 9.5% in September...

    – The Philadelphia Inquirer, 11/5/2013



    …In what has been a mixed night for both Democrats and Republicans and a rough and grueling night for incumbent, Republican state senator Jeremiah Heaton was been elected the next Governor of Virginia, over Democratic opponent Dwight Clinton Jones. Incumbent term-limited Democratic Governor Les Steckel had been an early backer of Jones, but that endorsement possibly cost Jones votes from Virginians who disapprove of Steckel’s handling of this year’s economic recession…

    – CBS Evening News, 11/5/2013 broadcast



    JIMMY MCMILLAN WINS MAYORSHIP IN STUNNING POLITICAL RISE!

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    NYC ELECTIONS 2013: Working Families Candidates Secure Big Wins

    …former city councilman and political activist Jimmy McMillan, who won the nominations of the Liberal and Working Families parties in upsets earlier with year, has been elected Mayor of New York City in a narrow three-person contest. With 37% of the vote, McMillan, who ran on a platform focusing centrally on implementing a cap on rent for city apartments, has won over state senator Anthony “Tony” Avella Jr. of the Democratic and Conservative parties (who received roughly 32% of the vote), and former US Representative Anthony Weiner of the local Progressive party (who received roughly 24.5% of the vote). Republican nominee Malcolm Smith received roughly 5.5% of the vote…

    The New York Times, 11/5/2013



    FORMER WNBA PRESIDENT WINS MAYOR’S SEAT

    The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Georgia newspaper, 11/5/2013



    Mayors of ATLANTA

    1942-1961: 49) William Berry Hartsfield (D, 1890-1971) – developed city’s aviation center and improve city’s water supply; was credited with promoting Atlanta as “the city too busy to hate” during the Civil Rights Era of the 1950s; resigned for a position in the Johnson administration

    1961-1962: 50) Roy LeCraw (D, 1895-1985) – previously served in city government for 29 years; ascended as head of the city Chamber of Commerce; retired

    1962-1966: 51) Ivan Earnest Allen Jr. (D, 1911-2003) – businessman; “progressive” anti-segregation; improved city economy by modernizing infrastructure, business, and education; lost re-election in an upset over rising taxes
    1961: Lester Garfield Maddox Sr. (D, 1915-2003)

    1966-1970: 52) Samuel A. “Sam” Massell Jr. (D, b. 1927) – city’s first Jewish mayor; former realtor, city councilman, city Executive Committee member and city Alderman Board President; lost re-election in a bad year for Democrats
    1965: Ivan Allen Jr. (D)

    1970-1974: 53) Rodney Mims Cook (R, 1924-2013) – former city alderman; served in the state House from 1966 to 1969 and again from 1976 to 1989; won in an upset contributed to regional support for Republican President Sanders; established term limits, expanded civil rights, reformed zoning laws, and improved urban renewal efforts; lost re-election in an upset
    1969: Sam Massell (D)

    1974-1982: 54) Maynard Holbrook Jackson Jr. (D, 1938-2003) – former vice mayor/city council presiding officer/president; previously ran for the US Senate in 1968, raising his profile and prominence; city’s first African-American Mayor; modernized city’s airport and highway system; term-limited; lost later bids for a third term in 1985, 1989 and 1993
    1973: Rodney M. Cook (R)
    1977: Horace E. Tate (D, 1922-2002)

    1982-1983: 55) Sidney Julius Marcus (D, 1928-1983) – served in the state House from 1968 to 1981; focused on health, community, and ecology issues; died in office from cancer at the age of 55
    1981: Harold Dye (R)

    1983-1986: 56) Leroy Reginald Johnson (D, 1928-2019) – African-American; ascended to office as City Council President; previously served in the state Senate from 1963 to 1975; lost election to a full term

    1986-1990: 57) Charles Longstreet Weltner (D, 1927-1992) – city’s most recent white Mayor; notably anti-segregationist during the early 1960s; previously served in the U.S. House from 1963 to 1965 and again from 1969 to 1981; lost re-election; was diagnosed with esophageal cancer 6 weeks after the election
    1985: Leroy Johnson (D)

    1990-1998: 58) Leroy Reginald Johnson (D, 1928-2019) – combat crime rates by lowering unemployment rates with public works projects and rail transit service expansion; term-limited
    1989: Charles L. Weltner (D)
    1993: Michael Lucius Lomax (D, b. 1947)

    1998-2006: 59) Shirley Clarke Franklin (D, b. 1945) – city’s first female Mayor; African-American; previously served as City Manager under Leroy Johnson from 1990 to 1998; term-limited; later elected Governor
    1997: Gloria Bromell-Tinubu (D, b. 1953)
    2001: Robb Pitts (D)

    2006-2014: 60) Marvin S. Arrington (D, b. 1941) – African-American; previously served as a judge in the Superior Court of Fulton County from 2002 to 2006; previously served on the Board of Aldermen from 1969 to 1994, and on the city council from 1995 to 2001; term-limited
    2005: William Craig “Bill” Campbell (D, b. 1953)
    2009: Jesse Spikes (I)

    2014-present: 61) Lisa Michelle Borders (D, b. 1958) – city’s second African-American female mayor; businessperson; former WNBA President; former President of the City Council from 2004 to 2014; incumbent
    2013: Elbert “Al” Bartell (R, b. 1956)
    2017: Keisha Lance Bottoms (D, b. 1970)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    CUSHINGBERRY RE-ELECTED MAYOR, 53%-41%-6%

    …The incumbent celebrated his victory with a speech at the Kwame Kilpatrick Memorial Civic Center…

    The Detroit Free Press, Michigan newspaper, 11/5/2013



    Mayors of DETROIT

    1962-1973: 68) Jerome Patrick Cavanagh (D, 1928-2011) – previously served as an administrative assistant at the Michigan State Fair Authority and as a member of the Metropolitan Airport Board of Zoning Appeals; implemented reforms to most city agencies to address race issues such as police brutality; worked to improve the city’s standard of living; resigned for a position in the Mondale administration; later unsuccessfully ran for the U.S. Senate
    1961: Louis C. Miriani (R, 1897-1987)
    1965: Walter C. Shamie (I)
    1969: Richard H. Austin (D, 1913-2001)

    1973-1974: 69) William George “Billy” Rogell (D, 1904-2003) – former MLB shortstop for the Detroit Tigers; ascended to office as City Council President, having served on the council continuously since the 1950s; city’s most recent white mayor; retired

    1974-1994: 70) Coleman Alexander Young I (D, 1918-1997) – city’s first African-American mayor; previously served in the state senate from 1965 to 1973; tenure focused on retaining the productivity of downtown business sectors marred by “white flight” and rising crime rates related to recreadrug abuse and gang warfare; retired
    1973: Mary V. Beck (D, 1908-2005)
    1977: John Nichols (I)
    1981: Ernest Browne Jr. (I)
    1985: Thomas Barrow (D, b. 1949)
    1989: John James Conyers Jr. (D, 1929-2019)

    1994-2006: 71) George Cushingberry Jr. (D, b. 1953) – African-American; previously served in the state House from 1975 to 1982, in the state Senate from 1983 to 1986, and on the city council from 1989 to 1993; attempted to bridge the widening gap between the city’s suburban and urban, middle-class and lower-class, and white and non-white populations; retired
    1993: Clifford Brookins II (I)
    1997: Dennis Wayne Archer (D, b. 1942)
    2001: Gilbert Roland “Gil” Hill (D, 1931-2016)

    2006-2007: 72) Kwame Malik Kilpatrick (D, 1970-2007) – African-American; previously served in the state House from 1997 to 2005; took an aggressive stance against crime and corruption; was considered by some pundits to be a potential candidate for governor in 2010, and possibly even for the Presidency someday; died in office at the age of 37 when he was fatally struck by a stray bullet fired by either police or perps during a bank heist that unfolded across the street from a restaurant from which the Mayor was exiting; subsequent investigations blamed the Mayor’s “dreadfully unprofessional” security personnel and members of the police for failing to follow basic safety and warning procedures; the media circus around the 2007-2009 trials and probes worsened city living conditions, after the lack of a clear shooter sparked riots in 2009 and spawned many conspiracy theories ontech; looked back on fondly
    2005: Freman Hendrix (D, b. 1950)

    2007-2008: 73) Kenneth Vern Cockrel Jr. (D, b. 1965) – ascended to office as City Council President; African-American; failed to cool tensions in the aftermath of Kilpatrick’s death; lost bid to complete predecessor’s term

    2008-2010: 74) Ella M. Bully-Cummings (D, b. 1958) – city’s first female Mayor; African-American; was the city’s Chief of Police from 2003 to 2005, and served on the city council from 2005 to 2008; lost re-election in the aftermath of 2009 riots and amid worsening living conditions
    2008 (special): Kenneth Cockrel Jr. (D), Sharon McPhail (D), Sarella S. Johnson (I), Angelo Scott Brown (D) and Clayton C. Johnson (I)

    2010-2018: 75) George Cushingberry Jr. (D, b. 1953) – drafted out of retirement by the local Democratic party establishment; lost re-election
    2009: Ella M. Bully-Cummings (D)
    2013: Phil Cavanagh (D) and Krystal Crittendon (I; unrecognized write-in)

    2018-present: 76) Coleman Alexander Young II (D, b. 1982) – is the son of the city’s 70th Mayor; African-American; previously served as a Member of the Michigan Senate from the 1st district from 2011 to 2017 and as a Member of the Michigan House of Representatives from the 4th district from 2007 to 2010; elected on a progressive reformist platform; incumbent
    2017: George Cushingberry Jr. (D)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    EX-NFL PLAYER ELECTED MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH!

    The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania newspaper, 11/5/2013



    Mayors of PITTSBURGH

    1959-1970: 53) Joseph M. Barr (D) – former salesman, former state senator from 1941 to 1959, and former state party chair from 1954 to 1959; modernized city infrastructure, including street lights, water services, and new stadiums; retired
    1959 (special): Paul Reinhold (R)
    1961: William Crehan (R)
    1965: Vince Rovitto (R)

    1970-1977: 54) Peter Francis “Mayor Pete” Flaherty (D) – former city councilman; resigned for a position in the Mondale administration
    1969: John K. Tabor (R)
    1973: Thomas A. Livingston (R)

    1977-1978: 55) Richard S. Caliguiri (D) – former City Council President; retired after initially considering running for a full term

    1978-1986: 56) Thomas J. Foerster (D) – moderate; previously served as a Member of the Allegheny County Board of Commissioners from 1968 to 1978 and as a member of the state House from 1959 to 1967; lost re-nomination in an upset
    1977: Barney Cook (R)
    1981: Fred Goehringer (R)

    1986-2009: 57) James E. “Jim” Simms (D) – former city councilman; aggressively combated crime and recreadrugs by founding after-school programs and mental wellness centers; worked with President Bellamy and city’s U.S. Representatives to bring Federally Guaranteed jobs to the city but also worked with businesses to develop private sector jobs in the city as well; improved roads and public transportation; praised for his handling of the SARS pandemic; resigned for a position in the Wellstone administration
    1985: Henry Sneath (R) and Thomas J. Foerster (D (write-in))
    1989: Kathy Matta (R)
    1993: Duane Darkins (I)
    1997: Edwin B. Fruit (Workers’)
    2001: James Carmine (R)
    2005: Joe Weinroth (R)

    2009-2010: 58) Doug Shields (D, b. 1953) – former City Council President; retired after initially considering running for a full term

    2010-2014: 59) Jake Wheatley Jr. (D) – previously served in the state House from 2003 to 2009; lost re-nomination
    2009: Mark F. DeSantis (R)

    2014-2018: 60) Franco Harris (D) – former NFL player; previously served as a state senator from 2009 to 2014; criticized for alleged government inexperience; lost re-nomination
    2013: Joshua “Josh” Wander (R)

    2018-present: 61) Rich Fitzgerald (D) – previously served as the Chief Executive of Allegheny County from 2012 to 2017; incumbent
    2017: Darlene M. Harris (I)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    ANCHOR: “We have breaking news coming out of Barcelona, Spain, where we can confirm that an explosion of some kind has just occurred at the site of the Sagrada Familia basilica there. We take you now to our Spanish correspondent, who has just arrived at the scene.”

    CORRESPONDENT: “There is pandemonium here as the people of this city look to the pillar of smoke rising up from the corner of the Sagrada Familia. For those watching who are unaware of this church’s significance, the Sagrada Familia is a large and uniquely designed basilica that, due to construction relying solely on private donations, is still in the process of being built despite its groundbreaking occurring over 130 years ago, in 1882.”

    ANCHOR: “Can you give us any idea what the extent of the damage is and what or who could possibly be behind this?”

    CORRESPONDENT: “Theories still abound at the moment, but I spoke to a local police officer who had been to the scene who swore the explosion was a planned bombing and not a construction accident of some kind. Right now, the most prominent theory – and I must stress that it is just theoretical at this time – is that the attack may be the result of Catalonian separatists, or, alternatively, an extremist reaction to the city’s promotion of the church at a time when many in the city are suffering from economic malaise. Regardless of the cause behind it, though, according to the officers we have spoken to, the explosion has damaged a large corner of the church, so much that repairing the damage could end up delaying the basilica’s estimated time of completion by no less than three or four more years, but that is an unconfirmed estimate at this time.”

    – KNN Breaking News, 11/9/2013 broadcast



    >MOTHER-POST: Who Bombed The Sagrada Familia?

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    >REPLY 1:

    I bet it was a false flag attack orchestrated by the Spanish government to turn public opinion against the Catalonian Independence Movement. Euro-Disneyland, located in Catalonia’s Barcelona, is too big of a cash cow for them to lose and they know it!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    Well if it wasn’t a domestic terror attack, the government failed to rally the nation against the Catalonians. According to latest poll, sympathy for the separatists has only risen due to Spain’s economy still being in the tank!

    >REPLY 2 to REPLY 1:
    Or maybe it’s a domestic terror attack meant to look like a government job!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2 to REPLY 1:
    Now why would they bomb their own church?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 2 to REPLY 1:
    It’s the perfect crime? They still haven’t figured out who did it, you know!

    >REPLY 2:

    Personally, I have a feeling it was just some nut who thought the city was building the church with city funds, or someone who got laid off from the nearby Disneyland Barcelona and for whatever reason blamed his or her misery on the church. When times are hard, people tend to lose their minds, you know.

    – conspiracytheoriesforum.co.usa, 1/1/2014 thread



    SO JUST WHO IS MAYOR-ELECT MCMILLAN?

    …James McMillan III was born on December 1, 1946 in New Smyrna Beach, Florida. After graduating from high school there in 1965, McMillan joined the US Army, and served in Vietnam, where he participated in the fall of Hanoi in 1967. A year later, after being transferred to Laos, his hands were burned while rescuing fellow soldiers from a bombed convoy, an action that gave him a Bronze Star and psychological trauma; he still wears gloves to hide his hands’ scars. After receiving two more stars in the line of duty, McMillan was honorably discharged in 1972 and moved to New York City later that year, where he found work as a letter carrier. He worked for the NYC Postal Service from 1973 until winning public office twenty years later in 1993. During the 1970s, McMillan expanded his interests into numerous careers. He earned a Black Belt in karate, tried to become a professional R&B recording artist, and even worked as a male stripper for a brief period to pay the rent on his East Village apartment.

    McMillan developed an interest in politics in the 1980s in response to the tax spending policies of then-Mayor of New York City Carol Bellamy, which he what he saw as “irresponsible overspending of the people’s money.” After years of political activism, he joined the Democratic Party and ran for city council, first in 1989 and again in 1991. He finally won election to the NY City Council for the Second District (the Lower East Side) in 1993, and won re-election in 1997. He lost a bid for a third term in 2001 but won back the seat in 2005 and once more in 2009. As a city councilman, McMillan often feuded with other Democrats over taxation issues, and developed a populist voting record, opposing tax raises but supporting BLUTAG protection laws. McMillan was also known for organizing publicity stunts; for example, in 2001, as he has been an ordained minister since 1992, McMillan married off a woman to her left shoe in a publicity stunt meant to criticize the wording of an anti-BLUTAG marriage bill that at the time was being proposed by a Republican state lawmaker. In 2010, he finally broke from the Democratic Party and became an Independent. In early 2011, he resigned from his seat to unsuccessfully run as a Republican for a vacant US House seat via Special Election. He switched back to being an Independent later that year…

    …McMillan plans to reign in wasteful spending and lower taxes in order to promote businesses and increase job numbers. “Cutting taxes and lowering rent will ease this city’s financial stress and help eradicate hunger and poverty from our streets and back alleys. We need to get the homeless out of the dumpsters and unemployment offices and into apartments and work stations.” McMillan aims to have the city legally seize unoccupied apartment buildings and create free college tuition to address homelessness, along with making the city’s anti-addiction programs more efficient without investing further funds into them “It’s not that the city doesn’t have enough money. It’s that the city doesn’t have the ability to use money wisely.” However, despite being fiscally conservative, he opposes cutting funding for children and seniors…

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 11/11/2013 e-article



    3RD FISCAL QUARTER REBOUND STUDIED: Supports “Slow But Sure” Market Recovery Notion

    The Wall Street Journal, 11/12/2013



    …And in political news, the Jesse Jackson Presidential Library and Museum formally and officially opened today in the former Commander-in-Chief’s home town and birthplace of Greenville, South Carolina…

    – The Overmyer Network, 11/19/2013 broadcast



    HOST: “Earlier today, yet another Human Rights Watch Group made the formal claim that the De Beers diamond mining-and-trading corporation is up to its old tricks again in Botswana, and with a vengeance. The Saan Bushmen of the country are allegedly experiencing even further persecution in their own land, of either the ethnic cleansing, forced servitude, or outright genocidal variety.”

    GUEST 1: “It is obvious that something needs to be done, but nobody seems to want to pay attention to thing amid the economic issues at home.”

    HOST: “Well what can be done about this?”

    GUEST 2: “I would suggest political reform.”

    GUEST 1: “The Saan People tried that, and failed.”

    HOST: “Alright, maybe foreign intervention, then?”

    GUEST 1: “Yes, but not of the military kind. There’s too much bloodshed over there already.”

    GUEST 2: “Oh, I agree, internal opposition can be externally supported. It worked with China and their treatment of the Uyghurs back in the 1980s, before China became such an economic juggernaut.”

    GUEST 1: “But De Beers is a multinational corporation. They may just take their nefarious business elsewhere, so it’s not enough to end the suffering in Botswana. The actions of De Beers itself must be stopped, period.”

    GUEST 2: “Well that’s much easier said than done, but I agree, something has to happen, and I believe that something will happen.”

    HOST: “What do you mean by that?”

    GUEST 2: “I mean it is inevitable that that corporation’s immoral and illegal policies will catch up to them someday. Maybe.”

    – NBC roundtable discussion, 11/23/2013 broadcast



    November 25, 2013: the FBI launches an investigation into whether or not fraud played a role in the collapse of AIG [8]

    – washingtonpost.co.usa/timelines/the_unlucky_recession




    …Over in the European Union’s headquarters, the organization’s Common Agricultural Policy was failing to alleviate rural farming conditions, prompting widespread criticism of the effectiveness of its subsidies and development programs. EU leaders responding by planning to reform and increase the CAP’s budget to return it to the efficiency it had in the 1980s without resorting to that era’s cost. In 1984, the CAP took up 74% of the EEC annual budget, but in 2012, the policy took up 35% of the EU budget. Outlining a more efficient CAP was instigated by UK PM Mary Creagh as overseas markets began to recover faster than those of the EU countries due to their closely-linked economies. Concurrently, more populist-leaning politicians on the continent supported calls for a new or reformed organization within the EU that would bind all EU nations to a looser free trade policy, one that would in theory be a “bigger, better, and stronger” version of the European Single Market that came into existence in 1993 via the Maastricht Treaty of 1992…

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    …in entertainment news, comedians Bobcat Goldthwait, Ernie Sabela, Jeff Garlin and Seth Rogen are all going to be in a movie together...

    – ABC Morning News, 12/1/2013 broadcast



    UNITED TURKESTAN RE-ELECTS ITS PRESIDENT

    …the incumbent President in office since January 5, 2011, Roza Otunbayeva of Kyrgystan (of the Social Democratic Party) has won her nation’s Presidential election…

    The Daily Telegraph, 2/12/2013



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:

    APPROVE: 57%

    DISAPPROVE: 29%

    UNCERTAIN: 14%

    – Gallup polling, 12/4/2013 report



    STATE ETHICS PANEL CLEARS CAROLYN GOODMAN ON FILED COMPLAINT

    …currently serving as both the Mayor of Las Vegas and as the First Lady of Nevada, Carolyn Goodman’s recent clash with the state Ethics Commission is the latest in a string of controversies surrounding the state’s dynamic “power couple”…

    – The Las Vegas Review-Journal, 12/5/2013



    Mayors of LAS VEGAS

    1959-1975: 17) Oran Kenneth Gragson (R, 1911-2002) – previously worked as small business owner; first elected on a pro-reform platform; opposed police corruption; his efforts to combat systemic racism but also support small businesses led to him being considered a “compassionate conservative,” also known as a “Colonel Conservative;” played an integral role in the construction of the US-95 freeway; retired
    1959: Wendell Bunker (I)
    1963: Myron E. Leavitt (D, 1930-2004)
    1967: Joseph M. Kadans (D)
    1971: William H. Briare (D, 1930-2006)

    1975-1991: 18) Harry Mason Reid (D, b. 1939) – previously served as the City Attorney of Henderson from 1964 to 1966 and as a member of the Nevada Assembly from the 4th district from 1969 to 1974; lost bid for US Senate in 1982; retired; unsuccessfully ran for higher office in 1992, 1994, 1996, and 2002
    1975: Ronald P. “Ron” Lurie (D, 1941-2020)
    1979: John W. Grayson Jr. (R)
    1983: Bob Stupak (D, 1942-2009)
    1987: Thalia M. Dondero (D, 1920-2016)

    1991-1999: 19) Janis Lyle “Jan” Laverty Jones (D, b. 1949) – previously worked as a car dealership owner and businessperson; addressed city issues such as homelessness, special education programs, vocational schools, and BLUTAGO rights protections; lost a bid for governor in 1998; retired and later served on the board of directors for several organizations
    1991: John M. Bonaventura (D, b. 1962)
    1995: John 3:16 Cook (D)

    1999-2010: 20) Oscar Baylin Goodman (D, b. 1939) – previously worked as a high-profile defense attorney; repeatedly accused of corruption by ethics watchdogs; resigned to become Governor
    1999: Robert Thomas Bigelow (D, b. 1945)
    2003: Tom McGowan (Country)
    2007: Beatrice Denise Turner (R)

    2010-2011: Acting) James Robert Coffin (D, b. 1942) – selected by city council to serve the remainder of Goodman’s term; retired

    2011-present: 21) Carolyn Goldmark Goodman (D, b. 1939) – founded and previously served as the president of The Meadows School; concurrently served as First Lady of Nevada from 2011 to 2015; repeatedly accused of corruption; incumbent; her son Ross Carl Goodman (D, b. 1970), a prominent attorney, is considered to be the leading candidate to succeed her in 2023
    2011: Christina Giunchigliani (D, b. 1954)
    2015: Stavros Anthony (R)
    2019: Philip Andrew Collins (Prohibition, b. 1967)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. July 2021



    ROBIN WILLIAMS ORDERED TO ATTEND LEWY BODY DEMENTIA SUPPORT GROUP

    …The order reveals publicly for the first time that Williams was diagnosed with the ailment in October after showing signs similar to Parkinson’s Disease earlier in the year. According to a source close to the celebrated comedian, Williams is also set to begin taking medication to combat the effects of Lewy bodies damaging nerve cells in the brain…

    – thehollywoodreporter.co.usa, 12/6/2013



    …Notably, while the major talking heads of the liberal media were kind and professional to the posh President Grammer, many were scornful and juvenile in their attacks on the Vice President. Their contemptuous attacks, however, lacked substance due to the lack of them having anything meaningful with which they could attack Brown, policy-wise. As a result, much of the anti-Brown publishing was of a dilettantish nature, essentially harassing and mocking the VP whenever he mispronounced a word, misinterpreted legalese, or uttered one of his colorful “Harleyisms.” One running gag during the early years of the Grammer/Brown era was cartoonish depicting Harley Brown as Charlie Brown from the Peanuts comic strip, rolling eyes or being worried after some “gaffe,” with a comment such as “that’s offensive, Harley Brown!” or a tagline like “That’s not how that works, Harley Brown!”

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    Above: one of many Charlie/Harley lafpics circulated ontech during the mid-2010s

    – Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, 2015



    ANCHOR: The FBI have made a shocking announcement concerning the disappearance of Montana politician

    FBI PRESS SECRETARY (in footage): We have ample and sufficient evidence suggesting beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr. Lloyd Havaw Reese is in fact a one Lee Harvey Oswald, an American expatriate presumed to have been killed in the Cuba War after reportedly assassinating Chet Guevara...

    – THN News, 12/9/2013 broadcast



    Before coming up with Lloyd Havaw Reese, I originally went by Harold Swavey until late 1989 and then by Roy Shale De La Vew until early 1990... Even so many years later, I still was not certain if I would be forgiven by the US government for siding with the Soviets and then the Cuban Communists, and I still was afraid that bitter Cuban Communist veteran extremists would assassinate me to avenge Guevara. At that point, even if anyone believed me when I told them it was a horrid accident, they could still decide to kill me on a matter of principle. It’s hard reasoning with extremists after all.

    …Of course, the only people that I truly hurt were my second wife and our children. They deserved better from me. Robert and Irina had to go through college while I was AWOL, again. I remember being in a bar in Lethbridge when I saw my wife on TV, trying to get away from the microphone mutts. To get them to leave her alone (I had always found her shyness around cameras to be quite cute), she told them that she thought I had been abducted, never once considering one reporter’s notion that I had suffered an attack of PTSD and had simply wandered off or something.

    I didn’t see her on TV when the FBI discovered my pre-Montana life. When I left, it pained me to just imagine what she would go through, but I just knew that I had to go. Staying around to be arrested and trialed would have hurt her even more that me turning tail and running away like a coward. At least, that’s what I told myself at the time. I told myself I was like a wild tiger, that I could never be kept in a cage labelled a federal pen. I told myself a lot of things...

    I left without a specific destination in mind. After skedaddling from Missoula, I headed north through the Flathead National Forest that I had travelled through many times before until I made it to Alberta. I stopped momentarily at Lethbridge before deciding to turn west, to British Columbia. I did not stop running until I came across a small town in Jasper National Park, using cash to rent out a small cabin where an old man could, with a bitter cold slamming the windows like a federal agent trying to break in, could rest beside a warm fire and think. Think about choices, think about fate, think about his history, his life, his present, his future. And think about how thinking is pretty much the only thing this old man has left to do.

    – Lee Harvey Oswald’s autobiography Call Me By My Real Name: Confessions From a Fallen Hero, published posthumously



    “We have lost, on average, roughly 70,000 jobs a month since April. If President Grammer had bailed out the big banks that number would have been half as much!”

    – business analyst Ben Bernanke, 12/12/2013



    “You know, I think I may have lost some political capital here. Oh well.”

    – Kelsey Grammer, 12/13/2013 (allegedly, possibly anecdotal)



    In the last cabinet meeting of the year, Grammer’s department leaders, inner circle members, and trusted advisors touched on a plethora of issues. There was the managing of the federal budget, Brown’s continued calls to improve the nation’s road-and-rail transportation maintenance nationwide to lower unemployment, the recently proposed notion of passing “Livable Income Checks” (a new term for the “Federal Aid Dividend” policies of yesteryear) until the economy returned to pre-recession conditions, the continued rumblings coming from Wall Street and its scandals, and rising calls to improve urban sanitation conditions that had fallen by the wayside in the ten years that had passed since SARS scared the world into washing its 15 million hands. Nearly all in attendance agreed that more tax cuts were to be worked on in the year ahead, but the room was split on giving federal assistance to the EU, with one half claiming their poor situation did not involve the US and the other half stating that theirs in fact did.

    One subject that was also discussed at length was wage theft. “Illegal immigration has been on the decline for years and outsourcing is still being discouraged but still practiced,” observed Labor Secretary Gunderson, “Most people hit by management malpractice are born-and-raised red-blooded American workers.” Gunderson then proposed that the White House host a series of meetings with business executives, labor organizers and state government leaders to determine how to protect workers from wage theft without inhibiting the freedoms, rights and privileges of private business. The proposal was noted, and scheduled to be revisited early in the New Year.

    Secretary of Energy and Technology Harold Hamm and Secretary of Community Development Patricia Consolatrix Hilliard “Doc” Robertson sparred over how to best respond to the long-term damaging effects of Hurricane Sandy on the Eastern Seaboard of the US. Robertson, in a somewhat contrarian move, called for a “smart” tax hike, prompting Hamm to immediately complain “the feds shouldn’t pay for the repair of low-income homes damaged in an Act of God. It bucks libertarian principle right on its ear!”

    Robertson countered by noting what the raised tax money would go to: ODERA, the National Hurricane Center, early warning systems, schools built as shelters, fire and police departments, rescue services, National Guard mobilization, and other government-led disaster relief elements. To all of them, Hamm scoffed, saying that businesses and state governments should instead be encouraged to implement these and/or similar ideas.

    The final subject of the cabinet meeting was the proposed stripping of the US’s Autogun Restrictions laws passed in the 1980s and 1990s. Vice President Brown believed that the sharp decline in school shootings after 1995 demonstrated that the US no longer needed such “draconian and backwards” laws, and that gun restrictions were best left as a “home rule” (read: states’ rights) state-by-state decision. However, a majority of those present disagreed with the Vice President’s assessment of the situation. Nevertheless, his comments did lead to some such as Secretary Martinez calling for loopholes in the laws to be closed.

    As the people left the Cabinet Room, the President said to “First Mate” Brown, “Now, Harley, I do think the road improvement proposal of yours would work.”

    “Thanks!”

    “It could even reach bipartisan approval, but as you’re the Senate leader, that could depend on you. I think you should try to win over some Senators on the other side of the aisle.” Smiling slightly, he asked, “You think you can do that?”

    “Heh! You know I can, bud!” Brown bellowed as he playfully but strongly patted his boss on the back.

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “PERSEVERANCE IS KEY”: First Couple Share Uplifting Words In Christmas Message Vid

    Washington, D.C. – President Kelsey Grammer and First Lady Marissa Joan Hart today released a heartfelt “video message” onto the First Lady’s homesite and the official White House netsite in an effort to boost up American morale this holiday season. Sitting on a couch with a surprisingly humbly-decorated Christmas Tree behind them, the Frist Couple of the United States wished all American well this winter, at a time when many are still looking for work and are struggling to pay for food and rent… President Grammer concluded, “Rest assured that this is not forever. Better times are right around the corner…”

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 12/23/2013



    United States Presidential Pets


    United States President have often either kept pets while in office, or have had family members living in the White House with them who had their own pets. Only Presidents James K. Polk and Andrew Johnson did not have presidential pets in the White House while serving in office.

    [snip]

    Dwight D. EISENHOWER – a parakeet named Gabby; a Weimaraner hunting dog named Heidi

    Lyndon B. JOHNSON – two beagles named Him and Her; a white Collie named Blanco; two turtledoves named Pa and Ma; and a Mongrel dog named Yuki

    Harland D. SANDERS – two bloodhounds named Corbin and Florence, originally puppies a friend gave to him and Claudia as a present while the Colonel was the Governor of Kentucky [9]

    Walter F. MONDALE – his daughter Joan had a puppy named Digger [10] and a pony named Maybelline, the latter being a 1973 birthday gift from Robert and Ethel Kennedy that Joan frequently rode [11]

    Jeremiah A. DENTON – an old mutt named Koala, adopted from a shelter in 1981 and died in 1984; two cats, with no official names, both belonging to the First Couple’s youngest two children

    Jack F. KEMP – a bulldog named Kroywen (New York spelled backwards); First Lady Joanne kept a parrot named Harold for the last five months of his time in office.

    Carol BELLAMY – two sheepdogs named Sweeper and Sal, and two cats named Freckles and Tabitha; all four got along well, making Bellamy once comment on wanting to always see the same sort of harmonious cooperation in congress

    Lido A. IACOCCA – a one-legged parrot named Skippy and a macaw named Snippy; his late wife’s mix-breed dog; two golden retrievers, a Dalmatian, and three mix-breed hunting dogs; a mustang horse named Roamer that was a gift from the Governor of Turkmenistan, a region of United Turkestan

    Larry M. DINGER – none himself, but his children had a plethora of cats, dogs, parrots and, most notably, two hamsters and a teacup pig named Monstrosity

    Jesse L. JACKSON – a pug named Graham; his son Jesse Jr. adopted a 1-year-old foster pup named Marbles in 2007

    Paul D. WELLSTONE – a bloodhound named DeForest, a Scottish Terrier named Epaphroditus (or “Epap” for short), and a donkey named Tiger that was a July 2009 gift from Republican politician Doug Wead

    A. Kelsey GRAMMER – three cats, named Zenobian, Cherubusco, and Moose, and a Jack Russel Terrier named Not-Eddie that was a December 2013 gift from California Governor Cruz Bustamante

    – clickopedia.co.usa [12]



    KFC-AFRICA SETS TO DOUBLE STAFF, JOBS AS FRANCHISE PREPS FOR EXPANSION PLANS

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    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 28/12/2013



    REPORT: Jobs Are Already Coming Back, Just Slower Than Expected

    …as the year comes to a close, the US government is optimistic, expecting a return to pre-recession employment levels within the next three months…

    The Wall Street Journal, 12/30/2013



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] IOTL, Grammer did not have any attack in 2004, and instead had a major heart attack on May 31, 2008
    [2] Italicized lines pulled from here: https://www.reuters.com/article/idINIndia-34651320080724?edition-redirect=in
    [3] Passage is lifted almost verbatim from the Wikipedia article on the OTL conflict
    [4] According to several sources found on his wiki page, OTL Jesse Jackson actually started off being pro-life and shifted to the left during his Presidential campaigns of the 1980s
    [5] Line pulled almost verbatim from here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/business/economy-watch/timeline/
    [6] Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_in_Morocco#Trade_with_the_EU !
    [7] IOTL, mentions this in his 2018 book “The War on Normal People”
    [8] This passage was pulled almost verbatim from here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/business/economy-watch/timeline/
    [9] The 1970 New Yorker article mentioned in several previous chapters ends with him saying that OTL’s KFC gravy “ain’t fit for my dogs,” suggesting he owned at least 2 dogs IOTL if he was being literal there
    [10] As mentioned in the June 19, 1983 NYT article “Understanding Mondale”
    [11] Joan was a horse rider IOTL according to her obituary
    [12] The entries on list from Johnson to Bellamy were from an earlier posting found here: https://www.alternatehistory.com/fo...ents-and-pms-ii.407398/page-463#post-20349860

    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: March 11, but hopefully sooner!

    Also: a thousand thanks for everyone who voted or considered voting for my timeline in the Turtledove Awards thread! What an honor!

    Oh shit. Worst. Possible. Time.
    Indeed
    Seems like that heart attack Grammer had in 2008 otl has finally caught up to him. I'm guessing those years in office meant he wasn't straining himself as much compared to otl until the stress of this financial crisis pushed him over
    Yep!
    What a chapter! First thank you for including Australia saying sorry for the Stolen Generation that I suggested to you :) I liked Mondale giving advice to Grammer. I also liked Grammer firing Paulson showed he's not afraid to make unpopular decisions. I was sad to hear Hendrix had died. And nooo please don't kill Grammer I was just beginning to like him over his refusal to bail out the banks and then he has a heart attack?! Way to keep us on edge x'D
    Glad you liked it! Your welcome! Thank you for the compliment!
    What, if anything, will Mayor McMillan do about the Olympics?
    We'll see what he can and can't do in the next chapter!
    Ah I'm glad Grammer didn't die I was worried for a second. Grammer's approval ratings are up I noticed too. Rip former VP Scranton :( Mayor McMillan is definitely a rising star keep an eye on him
    Sorry for getting you worried there, buddy!

    Good to see Robin Williams getting a proper diagnosis here. Even if he ends up retiring from acting, its nice knowing he'll have a better few years ahead. Also nice to see Brown being an effective VP and bucking expectations
    Definitely :)
    Thank you both! I just wish I could write jokes like the ones Williams could make. :( I can only imagine the things he'd have to say in this universe!
    will you cover this in a future post?
    I will cover it in 2016!
    has TTL USA seen more or less immigration than OTL, does it have a higher or lower GDP per capita, and does it have a higher, lower or the same population?
    Excellent question! I'll cover it in the next chapter!
    Also, I find it kind of funny that a Frasier reboot was just announced: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...er-reboot-paramount-plus-scli-intl/index.html
     
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    Chapter 107: January 2014 – June 2014
  • Chapter 107: January 2014 – June 2014

    “You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. We reply that the great cities rest upon our broad and fertile prairies. Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country.”

    – William Jennings Bryan, 1896



    Grammer began 2014 by calling for a second “wave” of tax cuts in order to give economy “one more additional boost” in the face of an economy that was recovering “too damn slow[ly],” as the new Mayor of New York City kept saying.

    The White House communications team spun the situation in order to cast the new legislation as being libertarian in nature, claiming it would “release” millions of “economic hostages.” White House Communications Director Armstrong Williams coined the terms “economic patriotism” and “patriotic spending” to simplify the concept of freeing up tax money to allow more people to invest in the re-growing markets, in order to bring the said markets back to their pre-recession levels.

    The Grammer administration also discreetly sought to work with Democrats to address the Big Banks having fooled around loopholes to get past Jackson-era regulations in the years leading up to the recession. MF Global’s actions were especially heinous to the President, who had reportedly told the pro-bailout RNC Chair “As far as I am concerned their chicken have come home to roost!”

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    Chaffetz concluded, “I know I said I’ve been working here for too long, but now that it’s all over, I actually think I’m going to miss this place.”

    His boss sighed, “Well I’d be lying if I said I won’t miss you. I hate to see you go, but I understand you just have to do this. Farewell, good sir” Standing up, he reached his hand out, “Once again, don’t think I don’t appreciate all that you’ve done for us.” As the two men shook hands, the President added, “And good luck running for Congress.”

    “Will I have your vote?” Asked the outgoing Secret Serviceman.

    “Given that I don’t live in your district, how about I give you my endorsement?”

    “That might actually be more helpful than your vote!”

    With a smile and wave, Grammer bid farewell to the serviceman and returned to his office to face even more national issues rearing their ugly heads, starting with the new Mayor of New York’s “crusade” against landlords…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    McMillan was a man of many adversaries, but in 2014, his biggest opponents were the landlords and the International Olympics Committee, neither of whom appreciated the new Mayors policy goals.

    “The expensive infrastructure developments of buildings that immediately fall into disuse is not worth the increase in global stature. Let other countries keep their prestigious global economic organizations. We don’t need to spend millions of dollars on swimming pools when public housing is a growing concern,” McMillan ranted during one of his many mayoral press conferences.

    Behind closed doors, McMillan proposed repurposing Olympic event locations into affordable housing centers once the Olympics left town in order to justify their construction costs. “We’ll have all this space, I say rent it out to whoever wants to live in Hamberg’s mistakes.”

    Meanwhile, McMillan pressed forward with a proposed rent freeze, eviction limits, and a free school lunch and free school breakfast, paid through a “humanity tax” of 0.1% on the top 5% of NYC residents. When wealthy New Yorkers went on TV to suggest that the Olympics could bring in enough revenue to cover anti-poverty measures, McMillan was quick to point out how unlikely it would be: “We can’t rely on games. They have historically been nothing but money pits. We have to invest in NYC businesses to better look out for NYC families.”

    Announcing a “Capital commitment” of $1.5billion for affordable housing in his first month in office, McMillan sought to work with “all community leaders, Black and White, Yellow and Red, Blue and Green and Purple and Brown, because we can’t have it so that every time a Black family moves in to one neighborhood, eventually all the white neighbors move out,” as he explained in the second week of his mayoral tenure. He clarified that “This voluntary segregation is not the fault of the white people moving out, but the fault of the white racists who spread lies and stereotypes to trick them into not loving they neighbor. Don’t be tricked. Think for yourselves. You’re New Yorkers, you should be good at that.”

    By his third week in office, weekly press meeting for "professional rants" were practically becoming expected from him. The one for late January began with McMillan explaining how “Developers care about profitability, but two-thirds of this city is renters, so the city’s new affordable housing program will require all land developers to set aside 33% of all housing units for low-income residents in exchange for tax exempt financing. And that rate fluctuates – the more you provide for the poor, the less you have to pay in taxes! Because taxes are supposed to go to helping the people and to helping the poor, so the more you contribute to their plight, the less time we the government have to spend playing the middleman! …We’re also working with city council to ease the process of getting an apartment. We’re starting by removing the housing lottery system. It’s dehumanizing. We’re not cattle. Getting a home shouldn’t feel like an auction. You need a home, you get a good home. You have money you, get a good home, too.” To do this, McMillan bolstered the capabilities of the Tenant Protection Agency.

    As a city councilman, McMillan had wanted to update the city’s zoning laws to allow more than half of his own district to be zoned for public housing. Now, he wanted to pass it again in order to get warehouses and factories converted into homes and shops. “Those Olympic buildings won’t be empty until 2017. Poor people can’t wait that long for new homes,” McMillan reportedly told his Chief of Staff Kris Davis and his Communication Director Christialle Felix.

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s RITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    The point I’m trying to make here is that it was easy for me to sneak around. I have a pretty genetic face. I can be anywhere. I can be anyone. You wouldn’t know. You wouldn’t assume I was an international gun smuggler. But I am. And once Sudan’s breakaway states began to stabilize, their respective governments fortunately turned a blind eye to black markets, provided that some of the revenue went to the tax payrolls. Even still, the industry was seeing tighter clampdowns and I felt like my work there was done anyway. The warfare was over and the cops had me listed as a “Person of Interest.” I love that term. It sounds vague but it so isn’t. So, where next? Why, Eritrea of course! The hideaway for soldiers of fortune, the oasis for those like me who make a living off of what isn’t legal. I provide services for those put down by their governments. I’m a tool-provider, a giver of hope to all who wish to someday cause some beautiful horror.

    – Tommy Gun Thompson’s With Cold, Dead Eyes: A Gun Runner’s Confessions, Borders Books, 2015 [1]



    …The rioting, protests, and down-spiraling approval ratings convinced the German Chancellor to reverse his stance. In order to alleviate the people, and protect his political future, Schroder finally signed off on a proposed deal to guarantee all private bank accounts…

    – Paul van den Noord’s A Continent In Crisis: Europe During The 2013-2014 Recession Era, Routledge, 2018



    EUROPEAN CRISIS UPDATE: Slow Uptick Bringing Hope To Consumers

    …European governments are investing hundreds of billions of euros into their banking systems, and are beginning to express more sincere confidence that aggressive financial moves will restore consumer confidence in international financial markets. Financial leaders on the continent are also confident that the slowly-but-surely improving situation over there will cool tensions in riotous places in Germany and Spain…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 1/24/2014



    The moment of change came before the end of his first month into office, when McMillan convinced city council to sign off on the establishing of a one-year (12-month) freeze on rent in order to help the city’s budget office better stabilize financial issues, citing the Unlucky Recession. “It’s not just for elderly residents, the disabled, the poorest of the people, but for everyone. This is for all the people, even the ones who don’t like me.”

    McMillan also sought to implement higher tax credits and tax break to combat rising housing costs.

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    Mayor McMillan was a captivating speaker who butted heads with state and local government officials in his crusade to lower rent in New York City

    Almost immediately, lobbyists and TV mouthpieces for the wealthy began to try and hammer in the claims that “rent control appears to help affordability in the short run for tenants, but in the long-run decreases affordability, fuels gentrification, and creates negative externalities on the surrounding neighborhood” [2] and that rent control can make a “bubble of ignorance” (“as inflation still continues, the longer things are frozen and locked into place, the worst it will be when the bubble “pops,” argued libertarian John Stossel on ABC). Of course, McMillan dismissed these concerns, saying that “the people are not going to be okay starving now because some out-of-touch rich person says that if they eat now, they’ll starve later.”

    McMillan also pushed for rent caps, which are “caps” on how high landlords can charge for rent, while still allowing landlords to earn the market price for their real estate. A counterpoint made was that rent also covers repairs, to which McMillan replied by encouraging “the people” to learn home upkeep skills, saying, in an informal ontech video posted to the official Mayoral netsite, “teach yourself a skill, get licensed to fix your own home, or hire someone poorer than you to clean your house. We could all hire each other to clean another’s home in a long chain of inter-relying employment.”

    However, in an act of politics leveraging, McMillan did agree with city council to back a program raising insurance benefits for landlord.

    …In regards to city issues not connected to rent, McMillan ended felony disenfranchisement of certain ex-cons, restoring voting rights for those who have completed their sentences and paroles/probation periods, via a Mayoral order that was upheld by local and then later state-level courts…

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s RITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    SENATE SIGNS OFF ON “MONEY-FOR-LIFE” BILL

    Washington, DC – On partisan lines, the US Senate today approved of a controversial bill to promote adoption over abortion, with the vote being 56 “yea” to 48 “nay.” Introduced in the Senate last August at the urging of President Grammer and the enthusiastic urging of Vice President Brown, the bill, if passed by the House, will create a federal program that will pay single and/or “financially distressed” expected mothers, who express wanting to have an abortion due to financial or emotional concerns, roughly $1,000 for every month they keep the pregnancy, with the final payment being double upon child being born and then placed into foster care. The bill aims to encourage women to carry unwanted pregnancies to term instead of aborting them, with the monthly payments being meant to cover financial losses or emotional distress not covered by their employer’s maternity leave program or by the maternal care aspects of American UHC. The bill controversial due to it implying that one can pay people to do what is “the morally correct thing to do,” as put by US Senator Helen Chenoweth (R-ID)...

    The Washington Post, 1/29/2014



    …Prime Minister Rogers’ cabinet included a diverse collection of PC rising stars, including Jim Prentice, Jason Kenney, Alanna Koch and André Bachand…

    – Richard Johnston’s The Canadian Party System: An Analytic History, UBC Press, 2017



    MCAFEE TO TRAVEL TO THE I.S.S.!

    Cape Canaveral, FL – NASA Director John McAfee has received a security clearance pass to travel onboard the next shuttleplane heading to the International Space Station. McAfee is heading to the international habitable artificial satellite in order to oversee the implementation of software protection coding that he himself wrote several years ago and personally updated as part of NASA’s Wellstone-era efforts to help the international scientific community upgrade and modernize the ISS’s technology.

    When asked if it was wise to take the trip at today’s news conference, McAfee replied “This might be the only chance I get to ever go up there, so you better believe I’m taking it!”

    His voyage will mark the first time that a sitting NASA Director has travelled to outer space…

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/space/news, 2/1/2014



    LARRY WILLIAMS TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION AFTER INITIALLY DECLINING INTEREST

    …the moderate Republican has decided to make a late entry into the GOP primary race and pursue for a seventh term, he says, because he disagrees with the direction that both the Democratic and Republican parties are heading. “Limited government does not mean sitting around and doing nothing while other people suffer. Republicans are not doing enough to help people… It is immoral and irresponsible to view people through the lenses of numbers, statistics, and profit potential.” Williams, whose daughter is Democratic activist and award-winning TV/film actress Michelle Williams, has critical comments to make about the Democratic party as well. “Democrats are becoming the opposite extreme of libertarianism by suffocating people with help – to the point that the help can’t honestly be called help anymore.”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 2/2/2014



    …Ironically, Yugoslavia being more economically isolated than its economically interconnected European neighbors made the nation better-off during the 2013 Crisis. In fact, some Italians actually moved the regions of Croatia and Albania to find work in 2013 and 2014, reversing a trend of Croatians and Albanian s moving to Italy to either seek more fruitful employment or to be more “westernized” in a rejection of Yugoslavia’s continued “and somewhat outdated third way” stance...

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, 2018 edition



    JIM EDGAR BEGINS TENURE AS FINANCIAL CORRUPTION COMMISSION CHAIR

    …former Governor and US Senator Jim Edgar (R-IL) today became the inaugural Chair of a new commission meant to advise the Grammer administration on combating financial misconduct and illegal market activities…

    – The Washington Post, 2/5/2014



    VP BROWN MEETS WITH NYC MAYOR MCMILLAN: Taxes, Rent, and Sea Barrier Discussed

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 2/6/2014



    …Brown another supporter was NYC native Valerie Percy. A daughter of Republic politician Charles Percy, who served as the Governor of Illinois from 1965 to 1973, Valerie helped evacuate Manhattan hospitals during Hurricane Sandy and had the connections to bring more media attention to the proposal. During an early 2014 meeting with Brown in D.C., Percy praised the proposal’s potential to encourage research and innovation in industrial design in “the engineering feat of a generation.”

    Due to his experience as the Governor of Idaho, Vice President Brown understood very well the importance of balancing a budget. As a result, he also understood the reluctance his fellow Republicans had to proceeding along with what could be an incredibly expensive public works project, costing no less than US$20billion by even the least generous estimates. After meeting with NYC Mayor McMillan in February 2014, Brown told reporters, “I’m a bit disappointed in the slow progress I’m being. This is a great dam-barrier proposal, and I was hoping Jimmy [McMillan] could speed things along.”

    In the meeting, McMillan reportedly remarked, “We have to ensure it will provide work for New Yorkers,” before shifting the conversation over to his efforts to ensure children had “breakfast, lunch and dinner” by easing job burdens on city families. “Parents already spend too much time struggling to make ends meet – time they could be spent raising and feeding their children they instead spend slaving away behind grills, cranes, assembly lines, custodial mops and steering wheels. The barrier would make more competition because it will be a project not just for New York but for the surrounding areas, too.” McMillan expressed concern that other cities would benefit more from the immediate construction than from NYC residents.

    “He said he’d look into it, but he wasn’t really enthusiastic about it,” said VP Brown. “He seemed like a liberal, but at the end of the meeting, he gave me a very anti-liberal reason for his reluctance – government overreach. He was concerned that government coordination with state and local governments would be chaotic. He said that you’d, for instance, have the New York and New Jersey governors each trying to take credit for success and blame each other for any SNAFUs along the way. There’d be tension between groups, between overlapping government agencies. He was concerned that it could go from being a cautionary plan to protect the city from the next Hurricane Sandy and turn into the greatest money pit the country had ever seen. But you know what? There’s a solution to that – we give it up to the private sector! You streamline the government agencies – get them in order, get them to fall in line – and you keep them out of the way of the businesses and enterprises that can build these barriers.”

    Despite the enthusiasm of Brown and other supporters of the barrier proposals, it was acknowledged that the project would still take years to be built once finalized, and as a result of the controversy of such a “long term” project, the Grammer administration shifted its focus towards more immediate and more nationwide concerns. However, Brown was certain to make the barrier project a talking point during the next several election cycles, whether it remained on the administration’s backburner or not…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    ALL EYES ON (THE MARKETS OF) TURKEY AS WINTER OLYMPICS BEGIN

    …with the economic crisis impacting Greek and Turkish markets, the success of the city of Ankara hosting these Winter Olympic Games could make or break them financially. Due to this, financial analysts are taking notes as the games officially begin today…

    The Financial Times, UK newspaper, 2/7/2014



    …In 2014, the Yemeni Houthi tribe, allied with the Zaidi tribe, began to wage war with the Wahhabists of Saudi Arabia over territory dispute, as the nations of Saudi Arabia had not established a clearly-defined border with the nations of North Yemen and South Yemen (nor with Oman, Qatar, and the U.A.E. for that matter). This regional warfare lacked air support but did have exceptional infantry power. However, due to its small numbers and remote location, it was ignored by most media outlets. Western sources were still invested in covering the steps taken to improve economies, while Saudi Arabian outlets simply downplayed the deadlines of the “local spat”…

    – Madawi al-Rasheed’s The History of Modern Saudi Arabia, Sunrise Books, 2019 edition



    FLOTUS GIVES BIRTH TO HEALTHY BABY BOY!

    Washington, DC – First Lady of the United States Marissa Joan Hart Grammer announced that today she gave birth to a healthy baby boy at George Washington Hospital, which lies on the border of Foggy Bottom Potomac. The newborn, weighing in at a hefty 7.4 lbs, is Joan’s fourth baby, and her fourth with President Grammer, but is the President’s eighth child overall; the newest member of the Grammar family will grow up with two brothers and five sisters – three are older siblings and four are older half-siblings born between 1983 and 1998. Hart, 37, and Grammer, who turns 59 in 11 days, have also announced, via social media updates posted by their staff members, that the boy has been given the name William Franklin Grammer, after his mother’s father William Hart and his paternal grandfather Frank Grammer.

    The birth makes Kelsey Grammer the first President to father a child with the First Lady while serving in office in 121 years. This kind of event last occurred in 1893, when President Cleveland fathered Esther Cleveland with First Lady Frances Folsom Cleveland.

    The Hartford Courant, Connecticut newspaper, 2/10/2014



    …after three years of declining health, Monroe passed away on February 15, 2014, the day after Valentine’s Day, at the age of 87. Her husband Harry Belafonte was reportedly at her bedside at her passing. …She was survived by her husband and several stepchildren from her previous marriages…

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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    …With Ted Kennedy dead, the remaining and less famous co-founder of Kennedy-Turner Broadcasting and the Kennedy News Network became more prominent in media, taking complete control of the company from Ted’s wealthy Kennedy family in Massachusetts in the aftermath of Ted’s passing. Turner shook up internal workings of the company to promote more “catchy” material in the face of rival networks.

    Outside the board room, Turner increased the visibility of his philanthropic work, giving millions to various organizations and efforts aiming to combat Global Climate Disruption. Turner considers GCD to be “highly dangerous,” and in a PBS interview that aired on February 16, Turner suggested that, if GCD was not properly addressed and rectified, “have of us will die and the remaining half will become cannibals.” Turner also suggested, in another issue, that all American couples should not be allowed to have any more than two kids in order to cut down on overpopulation…

    – Michael O’Connor’s A Tale of Two Teds: How Kennedy And Turner Built A Media Empire, Greenwood Press, 2017



    “Hi, I’m Kristy Swanson. I used to slay vampires in the ’90s, but nowadays I slay hunger by buying my family Chick-fil-A, the best chicken on the market. Because when it comes to chicken, Chick-fil-A will fill you up.”

    – Kristy Swanson, Chick-fil-A commercial, first aired 2/17/2014



    PRESIDENT AGREES TO “EXTENDED CAMEO” IN FRASIER REUNION SPECIAL!

    ...before gaining access to the nuclear launch codes, Kelsey Grammer starred as radio psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on the hit TV show “Frasier” from 1993 to 2004… According to the White House Press Secretary, Charlotte Schultz, the President has been in contact with the producers of the reunion special, and has agreed to record a brief exchange, as Dr. Crane, with the other characters of the series for two brief scenes, and appear in several brief VidCall messages.

    Neither NBC nor the White House have disclosed the special’s plot details. All that is currently known about the reunion special is that all other members of the original series have agreed to resume their respective roles for the primetime TV one-hour-long spot, and that it is set to be filmed in the summer and then air sometime in mid-November...

    The Los Angeles Times, 2/21/2014



    “WATCH: Incredible Celebrations At The Ankara Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony”

    Description: Turkey wows the crowd with stunning special effects and fireworks display, ending the games with a bang!

    – video uploaded to OurVids.co.can, a video-sharing netsite, on 2/23/2014



    The Unlucky Recession of 2013 inhibited consumer confidence, causing a brief halt in foreign purchasing. This impacted China’s trade with other nations, and was complicated further by unfortunate developments along the Yangtze River. Accounting for 70% of China’s rice production, recent floods in the Yangtze River basin had damaged millions of acres of cropland. The country’s National Bureau of Statistics subsequently recorded a 9% increase in average food prices. Pestilence resurges, most notably armyworms invading wheat fields and swine fever infecting hogs, also added to the politburo’s worry that another Great Famine was on the horizon.

    In order to avoid this, Beijing was forced to release and use over 40 tons of rice, 30 tons of corn, and 500,000 tons of soybeans from China’s Strategic Reserve. And to ensure their people would be fed (and thus, not revolt), China turned to several nations, hoping to open exclusive trade treaties with one of them in order to speed up the global markets impacted by the recession.

    – Carl Krosinsky’s Modern China: A Complex Recent History, Borders Books, 2020 [3]



    The fried poultry arms race is getting more intense! With upgraded sandwiches rolling out of the industry across America, Burger Chef is now unveiling its all-new selection of high-quality Big Chef chicken sandwiches. Now available at all Burger Chef locations and ontech, pick up some of this deliciousness today! Burger Chef – Better Than The Rest!

    – Burger Chef ad, paid promo space on various techsites, first “air-posted” 3/1/2014



    US Senate, Texas

    Primary Elections, 3/4/2014:

    Democratic Party Primary Results:

    Nancy Nathanson – 52.7%
    Dr. HyeTae “Harry” Kim – 35.9%
    Yvonne Davis – 11.4%

    Republican Party Primary Results:

    Mac Thornberry (incumbent) – 70.1%
    George Strake Jr. – 11.6%
    Dwayne Stovall – 9.8%
    Linda Vega – 5.9%
    Jerome Corsi – 2.6%

    – ourcampaigns.co.usa



    …UK PM Creagh worked hard with her secretaries to keep their nation’s national debt from growing faster than their GDP. Because the level of debt as a percentage of the total economy is more important than the total level of debt on its own, Creagh approved an amount of deficit spending not seen since the days of PM Dingle Foot...

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    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    …Wellstone re-entered the main news cycle for a while in early 2014, when he collapsed at a fundraiser for the Mayo Clinic. He was rushed to the hospital and left the next day, looking tired a worn out, but still better than he had looked in his last year in office.

    Democrats often overlook just how much Wellstone had major health issues during what would have been his second term. His multiple sclerosis led to him experiencing a stiffening pain in his legs that led to him sometimes relaying on a cane to walk, and occasionally even using a wheelchair on particularly bad days. The former President, though, was optimistic that his freed-up schedule would allow him to spend more time on physical therapies and other treatments…

    – Billie Lofi’s The Wellstone Way: The Life of a Passionate Progressive, University of Minnesota Press, first edition, 2017



    IRISH COURT RULES AGAINST TECH COMPANY

    …the Anglo-French IT services company Sema Group, which has a production facility near Galway, must pay Ireland 7 billion euros in back taxes on “foreign sovereignty” grounds. Sema Group will likely try to appeal the ruling…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 13/3/2014



    POPEYES CLOSES MORE LOCATIONS IN SPITE OF ECONOMIC UPTICK

    …10% of the chain’s locations, closed to make up for lost revenue during recession, making hundreds of their worker either out of work or furloughed, have failed to re-open. Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits, usually referred as just “Popeyes,” is a regional fast food chain sprawled out across the Sun Belt of the southern United States and concentrated around the Deep South and Texas. The chain continuing its scale-down is likely linked to its recent leadership shakeups as the company struggles to establish a healthy and stable workplace environment, especially in light of a recent sexual pestering accusation made against one of the former members of the company’s Board of Directors… While some diehard fans of Popeyes claim ontech that Popeyes’ chicken is even better than KFCs, that is debatable to say the least, given KFC outpolling its competitors in most ontech polls…

    The Wall Street Journal, 3/15/2014



    …Kelsey explained his idea to Secretary of State Dick Morningstar. “In the 1950s, the United States government would invite the Heads of State of other countries over to the US, treat them to a dinner hosted by the President, and give them a tour of our plants and factories. Even give them a ticker tape parade and a key to some city sometimes. Long gone are those days.” He continued, “Nowadays, most Presidents or Prime Ministers or whatever they’re called will just sit in at the UN General Assembly and, maybe, meet with the leader of State the Department.”

    Morningstar chimed in with “Yes, Mr. President. In fact, I just met with King Vong Savang of Laos.”

    “Now see, that’s what I’m talking about – we should have invited him to the White House! Colonel Sanders famously hosted a dinner at the White House for that old man’s father. Julia Child was involved, for Pete’s sake! And that dinner completely shifted Laotian foreign policy.”

    “So what are you getting at, Kelsey?”
    “This: we need to strengthen our ties with other governments beyond mere impersonal lip service. We have to improve our image and reputation abroad, and prove to the rest of the world that Americans are not overweight foul-mouth slobs.”

    Harley burped as he finished his burrito with a satisfied grin. “Hey, listen, is this gonna take long? I want to work on my motorcycle this weekend.”

    “Please be more patient and less poignant, Harley, especially since you should strongly support this. You always talk about how great thing were in the ’50s.”

    “Yeah, because Americans were respected back then,” Brown noted.

    “And why?” Grammer quizzed the Vice President.

    “We had freedom, we had rock-and-roll, and we nukes.”

    Grammer shook his head slightly, “We also had diplomacy that went above and beyond for visiting Heads-of-state.” Turning back to Morningstar, the President continued. “We need to be more generous with other heads of state to encourage them to adopt the democratic values we have in the hopes that it will encourage them to try and replicate our success.”

    “Well that’s just it, isn’t it?” sighed Secretary Hamm.

    “What?” Morningstar asked.

    “Why we stopped pulling out all the stops. We’re running out of things to be proud of. The liberal media keeps on harping about our racist past, highlighting the worst parts of our history instead of celebrating the best parts of today. Manufacturing’s being lost to China and India, two countries that are becoming way too big for their britches if you ask me. Some countries don’t like us intervening overseas all the time, and. apart from the Chicago Spire, we’ve got no big projects worth showcasing anymore. You can only look at wind turbines a certain number of times before you start to get bored by them.”

    “Well then we’ve got to put an end to all that,” Grammer proclaimed. “There’s still plenty of thing in this country to be proud of. Police reform, urban renewal, exciting clean energy projects like Harry Braun’s hydrogen thing, conservation and environmental protection efforts led by Harley.”

    “Sorry, what?” The Vice President was unwrapping another burrito.

    “Harley, are the roads of America not better than they were 30 years ago?” Grammer addressed Brown.

    “So yeah, we have some smooth roads all over this country,” Brown answered, reflecting on his experience of driving motorcycle across the nation’s landscape, roughing the patchy, chipped and cracked surfaces of roads in need of repair. Having a tendency to “go for a ride” – across miles upon miles of roads during when Congress was not in session, the VP could proudly report back that things were looking up for America’s vehicular infrastructure, at least overall. “Potholes are still a bitch, though. We need to come up with a new type of gravel that doesn’t collapse like that whenever cold snaps sweep through the northern states like that. Creates nothing but busywork jobs and clogged-up traffic.”

    “Harold, have someone look into that,” Grammer directed Energy and Technology Secretary Hamm.

    Morningstar continued Grammer’s list of symbols of Modern American Pride. “We’ve also got NASA, Disneyland, Arlington National Cemetery, the TVA, the graves of Ralph Abernathy and Hosea Williams – those all highlight the American struggle for liberty, the benefits of capitalism, and our success at innovation.”

    “We could also begin to show foreign leaders the success of our economic, and sports stadiums and cattle ranches and feed lots,” Grammar nodded, rather excited that Morningstar was warming up to the idea. “We need to encourage countries to, well, not necessarily westernized, but, say, to democratize, and maybe improve trade and relations with us along the way.”

    “Oh, so that’s how it would benefit us – trade deals,” Hamm nodded in understanding.

    Grammer nodded, “Right. At the moment, Africa makes up less than 5% of all of America’s foreign investment. Back in the day, diplomatic trips outside the Beltway promised some pomp and circumstance sorely missed in official Washington itineraries, often with local flair that could deepen a visiting diplomat or leader’s understanding of our politics and forges lasting positive impressions about us.”

    “Of course, this renewed focus on diplomatic trips would not just be about trade,” noted the stoic Secretary of Defense Eileen Collins. “It’s also be our way of combatting China and India.”

    Morningstar said, “I get what you mean. China’s picking up where we at some point left off, and India’s not too far behind. Just last month, China’s Premier treated the leader of South Africa to a trip to the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, and to their latest industrial parks, factories, and universities and research centers.”

    Grammer remarked contemplatively, “When the newly-sworn-in President of Uganda visited Lubbock, Texas in 1977, he was the guest of honor at a college football match. The band struck up his country’s national anthem. The student section held up colored pieces of cardboard to represent the country’s flag. The whole thing brought tears to the man’s eyes. And why? Because we cared enough about developing countries to give the red carpet treatment. It contributed to them becoming our allies and forming stable governments of their own. It’s high time we bring back that kind of diplomacy.”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022 [4]



    AMERICA FOR SALE?!: Asian Banks Are Buying Out Ours!

    …Chinese and Indian banks are investing in banks struggling to survive while gobbling up the remains of those who have fallen apart in the past year…

    Associated Press, 3/19/2014 exposé



    “It’s finger lickin’ good because nobody does chicken like KFC”

    – famous A-list actor Rob Lowe, KFC commercial, first aired 3/22/2014



    “I don’t want to impeach my President, but the fact that let down the American people, causing millions of people to suffer by letting the big banks falter, possibly in violation of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913, leads me to believe that maybe he did commit impeachable offenses back in May of last year. …No, we haven’t opened a committee on it or anything, but given the President’s reckless behavior regarding the banks last year, maybe we should. Maybe.”

    – US Senator Allen West (R-FL), TON segment, 3/27/2014 broadcast



    CHI-CHI’S REPORTS FIRST FQ SALES DROP IN TEN YEARS

    …When the SARS pandemic broke out in 2002, the company was quick to establish many outlets with multiple pickup lanes and closed-off dine-in seating in its wake, and that kind of investing in customer safety finally yielded positive financial results for the company more a year later, in early 2004. Like all industries involving people being less than several feet apart, food services were upended by the SARS pandemic, leading to the need for innovative amendments to how Americans eat fast food. Deliveries and pre-order pickups replaced dine-in accommodations, and many companies have maintained such amenities due to the subsequent financial benefits.

    Chi-Chi’s joined these companies in adjusting to the changed ways of customer interactions, trying the drive-thru only business model locally in the Southwest before successfully expanding it nationwide as customers increasingly used their computers, lar phones, pocketcomps or other device to simply place orders and then drive through to pick them up.

    However, the Unlucky Recession, combined with the rising prominence of taco chain competitors such as Taco John’s, seems to be cutting into Chi-Chi’s profit margin. A newly released study (found here) found that Americans’ top taco pickup spots are Zantigo’s in first place, Chi-Chi’s in second, and Taco John’s rising into third place, to the detriment of Chi-Chi’s numbers. The study also confirmed that Americans’ taco consumption increased 15% during the pandemic and has only dropped 5% since, with roughly 1 in 5 Americans eating at least 1 taco per day on average…

    – businessinsider.co.usa, 4/2/2014 e-article [5]



    …Things were finally starting to look up for the continent in April, when the US sent a generous “relief package” to several Western European countries such as Spain, France, Germany and the UK. Before too long, other countries began contributing to donation boxes meant to help raise relief for the people of the countries hit worst. …In an ironic twist, Eastern Europe essentially bailed out Western Europe…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    …After weeks of the Stimulus Package working its way through the GOP-held House’s committees, the bill only passed after conservatives successfully attached the “adoption-over-abortion” bill to it, essentially merging the two legislative proposals to create another large omnibus spending package. Less prominently featured in this omnibus package were FJG occupations covering transportation and infrastructure improvements, as well as the controversial Employee Non-Discrimination Act, and a deregulation of federal overtime rules…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    …While passing the 2014 Omnibus Stimulus Package improved how conservatives in the party viewed Grammer, with even Pastor Dale Huckabee praising Grammer for passing the bill, the President’s boosted numbers were overshadowed by praise given to Harley Brown. While both men were religious and pro-life, Brown was more open about it, consistently flaunting his faith and beliefs. As a result, Brown received even more praise from the far right than before. On one hand, this praise helped to bring back voters lost to the waning Boulderite party, lowering the chances of that populist third party spoiling narrow congressional elections in November. On the other hand, some of the praise was inaccurate, with many claiming that Brown had pushed Grammer to sign it into effect despite Grammer being both publicly and privately enthusiastic for it, and the two men agreeing on the issue of abortion as well…

    – Gary C. Jacobson’s The Power and the Politics of Congressional Elections, Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, 2015



    NARRATOR: “While Wiseau was working on securing a better special effects team to accommodate Trump’s requested script changes, The Don took a month off for a marriage and honeymoon.”

    MINNILLO: “I just thought he was a fun guy at the time.”

    NARRATOR: “Vanessa Minnillo was the former Miss Teen USA of 1998 and was a struggling actress, appearing in several small roles before dating the three-time divorcé. The two married on April 10, 2014. Trump was roughly twice her age.”

    MINNILLO: “I remember asking him, Donald, why isn’t Wiseau on the guest list? He said he wasn’t going to be able to make it and wouldn’t say more than that. But right after we came back from the honeymoon, I get a call from Wiseau, and he’s complaining about Donald abandoning their film project. So I ask Donald about it, and he says Tommy’s acting like a baby. Each one was claiming the other is not pulling their own weight. It started to get even uglier from there...”

    – Scott Neustadter’s Horrificent: The Trump-Wiseau Film Trilogy, TON Movies documentary, 2021



    MCAFEE SENDS NASA HIS REGARDS FROM THE I.S.S.!

    …his voyage comes at an exciting time for the agency. McAfee’s ambitious plans for a lunar robot hub to be built ahead of any further missions to Mars and beyond could re-energize American interests in space exploration. …McAfee’s trip comes six months after the Japanese space agency JAXA announced that their unscrewed space probe “Falcon 3,” launched in 2010 from the Tanegashima Space Center on a six-year (round-trip) mission to collect rock samples, had landed on the near-Earth and potentially hazardous asteroid Ryugu…

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/space/news, 4/12/2014



    …That was a wild wide – the most intense experience that I have ever had! I know it is a cliché to say, but I’ll say it nonetheless – if I had to do that all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing!...

    – John McAfee’s autobiography Outer Space Deserves More Iguanas: My Life Being Me, numerous on-net publication sites, 2022



    A YEAR LATER: How Are We Doing Now?

    …In the one year that has passed since it was officially declared on April 15, 2013, many Americans are still feeling the effects of the Unlucky Recession…

    Time magazine, mid-April 2014 issue



    MEXICO ON THE RISE?

    …Another report on Mexico’s handling of the 2013 wave of nationwide recessions seems to confirm that, when comparing ratios, percentages and rates, Mexico got through the economic contraction better than did the US. More jobs became available in the immediate aftermath, and more positions were either retained or were kept at typical employment rates in certain sectors of Mexico’s economy. This suggests that the government has learned its lessons from their bankruptcy crisis of the 1980s…

    Business Weekly, mid-April 2014 issue



    …Botswana’s Central Province contained the Orapa Mine, and the nearby Damtshaa Mine and Letlhakane Mine; farther to the southeast was the Tswapong Mine, not far from the South African border. It was at these mines that the men of Saan People, abducted and threatened, were forced to toil as diamond mine workers. The Diamond profits allowed for prolonged conflicts and increased human rights abuses in conflict zones such as Sudan and the DRC.

    But the spark that ignited the revolution was the fatal beating of a ten-year-old boy named Xan Sanawi. The child of the Saan People had been put to work in the diamond fields, and when he protested to working on a particularly hot day, they promised him food and water if he found any diamonds. The boy worked for seven straight hours and unearthed three small diamonds. Then he asked if he could have some water. The guards laughed at him. Enraged by the welching of the deal, the boy bit into one of the guards’ leg, leading to said guard hitting him with the butt of his rifle. The guards, either five or seven depending on the source, converged onto the boy and proceeded to beat him with their rifles. Xan’s injuries were so severe that he passed away from internal organ damage.

    Children had been killed before, but never so shamefully, and never so blatantly in front of so many workers on such a hot day. The image of the beating prompted several workers to raid the manager’s office, killing two “supervisors” and holding “the boss” hostage. And when they failed to get a reply from his superiors, he too was killed.

    News of child murder at labor mining camps spread, and with each retelling the atrocities of Xan’s demise only grew more distorted, exaggerated, numerous and grotesque. It was one child, ten two, then ten children being tortured to death. Riots at the camps led to more “managers” being killed as waves of workers stormed the HQ of their “employers.”

    With weapons seized the Saan People would tolerate the corruption permeating the diamond companies no more. And neither would they tolerate their corrupt government any more. Botswana had in the past twenty years become one of the most corrupt countries on the continent. After the nation’s founder Seretse Khama died in office in 1980, the nation experienced one disastrous President after another, with each one either proving himself to be corrupt, incompetent, or both, mismanaging budget and responding abysmally to drought crises. Because of these inept leaders, the 2013 recession was particularly hard on the hard-working people of Botswana.

    Frustrations finally came to a head with Botswana’s corrupt President Otsweletse Moupo being overthrown on April 22. Interim co-leaders Duma Boko and Mokgweetsi Masisi then asked former South Africa President Steve Biko, aged 68 in 2014, to serve as Acting President until a new government could be established, in order to give the now-nationwide revolution a sense of legitimacy. Biko was highly popular in the country for living there during the late 1970s and early 1980s, using his location as the base of anti-Apartheid operations and then moving back to south Africa once Apartheid collapsed in the early 1980s. After much contemplation, Biko agreed.

    – Davi Kowe and Roy Sesana’s Vulture, Trees And Blood: The Botswana Revolution, Borderless Books, 2020



    …Grammer purportedly concluded, “We have to uphold this administration to the three Ds of good governing – democracy, diplomacy, and deregulation. We’ll offer to negotiate peace, and if that fails, we’ll send the freedom fighters support. Experts, weapons, medicine, food, whatever supplies and other backup they need, but we will stop short of sending in our own men unless absolutely necessary. And even then, it will be like in Sudan – we won’t go in alone, we’ll bring back up in the form of allies. That way, if intervening militarily turns out to be a stupid idea, we won’t be the only government with egg on its face”…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …Under Kelsey Grammer, the IRS’s lax approach to groups seeking tax-free status was increasingly criticized on the left, especially in regards to VP Brown’s “chummy” relationship with certain religious groups, including major organizations such as the Church of LDS, and multiple evangelical and Pentecostal groups…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    “Today, in the nation’s capitol, Congressman Brian Calley was sworn in as the new US Secretary of Commerce, replacing Acting Secretary Heidi Nelson. Now, some are calling the promotion sexist given that only a third of the positions in the White House Cabinet and inner circle are currently held by non-male individuals, but, I dunno, I think that maybe Kelsey Grammer’s just nostalgic for his acting days. I mean, Congressman Calley does look a bit like Niles Crane, doesn’t he?”

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    – Seth Meyers, “Weekend Update” segment, SNL, Saturday 4/26/2014 broadcast



    “...And in religious news, the Catholic Church today simultaneously canonized Popes John the 23rd and John Paul the 2nd…”

    – CBS Evening News, 4/27/2014 broadcast



    “Now available at KFC – it’s the brand-new KFC Chicken Katsu Sandwich, the tried-and-true classic KFC original herbs-and-spices recipe together with a fresh Japanese style. It’s a tasty Kentucky Fried Chicken cutlet coated in a rich soy sauce-filed teriyaki sauce and topped with thin-sliced cabbage, mayo, and a sunny fired side-up egg omelet. All new at KFC – the place where chicken’s done right. It’s finger-lickin’ good!”

    – transcript of KFC-US advertisement, first aired 4/28/2014 (the Katsu Sandwich was first introduced in KFC Japan in 2009)



    …The general election was held on 5 May 2014 and pitted the majority Labour party, led by incumbent Prime Minister Mary Creagh, again the minority Conservative party, led by Jacob Rees-Mogg (a member of Parliament since the conservative “wave” of 2006). Other prominent parties in the election were the Liberal Democrats (led by Greg Mulholland), the Scottish People’s (led by Blair Jenkins), and the Green Party (led by Caroline Lucas).

    …PM Creagh’s response to foreign affairs in Sudan was widely praised leading up to the election. Most prominently, though, was her strong “helping-hand” government policies lifting many Britons out of dire straits and allowing the UK to recover from the Unlucky Recession faster than many other European nations such as Germany, France and Spain. For these reasons, Labour increased the size of their majority by 17 seats, with the Tories losing 18 and the LDs gaining 1. Ergo, Creagh stayed on as Prime Minister…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    United States:

    [snip]

    National GDP per capita: $61,022.35 USD

    Unemployment rate: 4.5%

    Life expectancy: 79.8 (average)

    – statistica.co.uk, c. May 2014



    SPAIN SIGNS TRADE DEAL WITH AMERICAN ENGINEERING COMPANY

    …Pullmantur Cruises, the largest cruise line company in Spain, plans to construct a fleet of small cruise ships in ports found in both American and Spain in order to encourage travelling and spending, following President Grammer’s model for economic recovery…

    The New York Times, 5/7/2014



    “It looks like we’re saving Europe’s ass once again!”

    – US Vice President Harley Brown, 5/8/2014 (Brown apologized for the remark on 5/10/2014)



    …The US established restrictive immigration polices under Iacocca and Dinger that were then relaxed under the twelve years of Jackson and Wellstone. …The US is still a favored destination for people in other countries due to our reputation as a land of opportunity; one common sentiment among immigrants to the US is wanting to go to a land “where even the poor are overweight,” highlighting the notion that “American poverty” is of comparatively better quality than poverty found in other countries. …The easing of legal immigration has curbed illegal immigration but has seemingly not significantly increased the rate of immigration… [6] …Currently, a plurality of people who come to live in the US are coming from Africa, where the wars in the DRC, Sudan nations, and Sierra Leone America have led to refugee crises. It is important to understand the difference between immigrants and refugees, though. Immigrants move from their nation voluntarily, while refugees flee from their nation in order to not be killed. Currently, a plurality of those immigrating to the US hail from South America due to the effects of the Unlucky Recession, while a plurality of those seeking refuge in the US hail from parts of Africa and parts of Asia…

    – migrationpolicy.org.usa/date-hub, c. May 2014



    >MOTHER-POST: Just Announced: Alex Hirsh’s “Mystery Shack” Season 2 Will Premier September 12!

    The next season will contain 15 episodes, each roughly 22 minutes long. This is really exciting news for me because I just this series. Thoughts?

    >REPLY 1:

    Eh, I liked Hirsch’s “Imaginary Friend” series better. It only lasted from 2008 to 2010 but it was fun!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    You mean that one about the idiot kid who can’t make up his mind who or what he wants his imaginary to be/look like so it’s a different thing each episode all while he doesn’t realize his imaginary friends are all the same shapeshifting alien who just wants to have a friend? I thought that show was weird!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    I think it’s where Hirsch got to think out a lot of idea and learn what works comedy-wise and what doesn’t. Mystery Shack is a lot more fine-tuned.

    >REPLY 2:

    I can’t wait for it to come out!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:
    Same! My favorite character is Graunty Lois, she and Grandpa Stan have good comedic chemistry.

    >REPLY 3:

    Looking forward to watching this! Season 1’s cliffhanger with the abducted pigs was surprisingly good for a kids’ show.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 3:
    It’s not just a kids’ show! Mystery Shack appeals to lots of people – I watched Season 1 with my dad and he’s an old guy and he loved it! He said it reminded him of Futurama and Life In Heck And Other Fun Places, and some Mark Frost show called The North.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 3:
    Hirsh actually grew up watching all three of those shows. That last one was made in 1988 after Hill Street Blues was cancelled and Frost wanted to make a dark, supernatural version of the kooky St. Olaf town mentioned in The Golden Girls (1985-1994), BTW.

    >REPLY 4:

    Which one of his shows was the one that had the Homestar Runner reference as show within a show?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 4:
    That was the weird show “Laika,” about unsung animal heroes or something like that. Even Hirsch said it’s like his least favorite of the like three or four shows he’s worked on.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 4:
    Our wrong. It was Imaginary Friend, the same crossover episode with some other short-lived DisneyToon Channel show. Hirsh wanted to work with Disney from the get-go but got his start/got his foot in the door by working for the people behind Homestead Runner. You can remember by remembering that both I.F. and H.R. were released under Disney’s Touchstone label.

    >REPLY 5:

    Yes we finally got a release date! I can hardly wait!

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 5/12/2014 posting



    PRIMARY RESULTS SET THE STAGE FOR MIDTERM ELECTIONS

    …In Nebraska, incumbent Orrin Hatch easily won the Republican nomination in tonight’s GOP primary over challengers Sid Dinsdale, Shane Osborn, Bart McLeay and Clifton Johnson. In the Democratic primary, David Domina defeated Larry Marvin by a decent margin.

    …The primary races in West Virginia were more contentious, with the incumbent US Senator Nick Rahall, a liberal Republican known for often siding with Democrats on legislation on occasion, fended off more conservative challengers Matthew Dodrill and Larry Butcher in tonight’s GOP contest. Concurrently, WV Democratic voters selected Paul T. Farrell Jr. to be their nominee over two other candidates, Dennis Melton and David Wamsley…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 5/13/2014



    POLAND’S KRYSTYNA BOCHENCK RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

    The Daily Telegraph, side article, 14/5/2014



    ANCHOR 1: “…And in political news, the final primary election of the night can now be called – while Oregon Democrats voted to renominate incumbent Democratic US Jefferson Smith over primary challenger Pavel Goberman, the GOP primary for that state was narrow – very narrow – coming in at a margin of 1%, and requiring a recount in one county. But the state Secretary of State has finally confirmed that controversial political activist Jo Rae Perkins, a former member of the Boulder Party of Oregon and a strong supporter of Vice President Harley Brown, has won the Republican nomination for US Senate over challengers Jason Conger and Time Crawley.”

    ANCHOR 2: “Perkins’ nomination is an upset for sure, but it is not as shocking as the results we saw unfold earlier tonight in Idaho.”

    ANCHOR 1: “That’s right. For those of you who weren’t watching earlier tonight, incumbent US Senator Helen Chenoweth, a populist conservative Republican from Idaho, has lost re-nomination to her sole primary challenger, the controversial constitutionalist Dr. Rex Floyd Rammell.”

    ANALYST 1: “Yes, those results were a stunning upset, and was a bit reminiscent of a very similar upset in the state four years ago, when incumbent US Senator Bo Gritz lost re-nomination to state lawmaker Carlos Bilbao. Here, however, there’s one very noticeable difference. In 2010, the primary victory was of the more moderate, traditionally-conservative lane of Republicanism. But tonight, the victor was someone who was even further into the populist right wing of the GOP than was Chenoweth. Rammell attacked Chenoweth’s mixed voting record, claiming she was not conservative enough for the state of Idaho, and that she had been in Washington D.C. for too long with little to show for it. Rammell also campaigned really heavily, so there are some signs for how he pulled this off, but they’ll be studied in greater detail as time goes on.”

    ANCHOR 2: “Also in Idaho, the state Democrats selected Nels Mitchell to be their party’s nominee for US Senate over perennial candidate William Bryk.”

    ANCHOR 1: “And earlier in the night, two other states held primary elections as well.”

    ANCHOR 2: “Right you are. In Arkansas, incumbent Democratic US Senator Jim Guy Tucker won re-nomination over challenger Bobby Tullis in a landslide, while Republicans nominated US Congressman Tom Cotton (R) over Steve Womack and Nathan LaFrance. Despite that state being heavily pro-Republican, Tucker is still quite popular there, and so is expected to win re-election in the fall.”

    ANCHOR 1: “And finally, in the Commonwealth of Kentucky, another incumbent Democratic US Senator, former Governor and former US Presidential candidate Martha Layne Osborne, easily won re-nomination over Burrel Farnsley and Tom Recktenwald, while state lawmaker David Patterson won the Republican nomination over initial frontrunner Shawna Sterling. Osborne’s chances of winning re-election in November are less than Tucker’s, but still favor her. So what do all these mean?”

    ANALYST 2: “Well the fact that the incumbents on the ballots tonight underperformed overall suggest there is a case of incumbency fatigue settling in over the nation. But given how heavily Democratic-leaning Oregon is and how heavily Republican-leaning Idaho is, it is very likely that Smith and Rammell are going to win in November. The same may be true for Tucker and Osborne, meaning that while the number of Democrats in the Senate next January may not rest on tonight’s states, their winners – especially Rammell – may still impact things – partake in proceedings, raise awareness on certain issues, et cetera…”

    – KNN Evening News, 5/20/2014 broadcast



    MIAMI MAYOR FERRE UNHARMED IN MINOR TRAFFIC ACCIDENT

    – Miami Tribune, 5/21/2014



    List of Mayors of Miami

    12/1/1957-1/1/1967: 29) Robert King High (D) – resigned to become Governor

    1957: Randall N. “Randy” Christmas (R)

    1959: William Wolfarth (R), John M. Gibson (D), Roland Horovitz (I), and George Kalil (I)

    1961: Arthur H. Patten Jr. (R), Otis Shiver (I), George B. Collins (I), and George Kalil (I)

    1963: George B. Collins (I)

    1965: Jerome Stern (I), Jon Carlton (I), and George Thomas (I)

    1/1/1967-12/1/1967: Acting) W. E. M. Johnson (R) – interim

    12/1/1967-12/1/1969: 30) Robert Lester Floyd (D) – finished in third in the 1969 blanket primary

    1967: O. D. “Jack” Henderson (R)

    12/1/1969-12/1/1985: 31) Maurice A. Ferre (D) – first Hispanic Mayor; entered office at age 34

    1969: Jon Carlton (I)

    1971: Carlos De Torres (I) and John Leach (I)

    1973: Gloria M. Calhoun (I), James Angleton (I), Roland Horovitz (I), and August J. Savarese (I)

    1975: Peter N. Williams (I)

    1977: Evaristo “Ever” Marina (R) and Celeste Coonan (I)

    1979: Rose Gordon (I)

    1981: Rodolfo Nodal Tarafa (I)

    1983: Xavier L. Suarez (R), Mike Simonhoff (I), Rose “Jackie” Floyd (Socialist Workers), and Eduardo Lambert (I)

    12/1/1985-8/2/1988: 32) Evelio S. Estrella (R) – former US Representative; died in office suddenly from a heart ailment at age 61

    1985: Maurice A. Ferre (D), Otis Shiver (I), and Harvey K. McArthur (SW)

    1987: Ernest “Ernie” Mailhot (SW), Marvin Dunn (I), and Manuel Benitez (I)

    8/2/1988-12/1/1989: Acting) Raul Pablo Masvidal (I) – interim; still alive at age 79 as of 7/4/2021

    12/1/1989-12/1/2001: 33) Wellington Rolle (R) – still alive at age 88 as of 7/4/2021

    1989: Danny Couch (D), Armando Lacasa (R), and Miriam Alonso (R)

    1993: T. Willard Fair (D), Laura Garza (SW)

    1997: Janet Post (SW), Kenneth Merker (I), and Juan Miguel Alfonso (I)

    12/1/2001-12/1/2013: 34) Maurice A. Ferre (D) – entered office at age 66

    2001: Wellington Rolle (R), Michael Italie (SW), and Juan Miguel Alfonso (I)

    2005: Evaristo “Ever” Marina (R) and Omari Musa (SW)

    2009: Joe Sanchez (R) and Cynthia M. Jaquith (SW)

    12/1/2013-present (7/4/2021): 35) Francisco “Pancho” Ferre (D) – incumbent, currently (7/4/2021) age 58; son of Mayor Maurice A. Ferre

    2013: Jeff Benjamin (R) and Tom Baumann (SW)

    2017: Francis X. Suarez (R) and Rose “Jackie” Floyd (SW)

    List of Mayors of Miami-Dade County (since 1996)

    1996-2000: 5) Alex Penelas (D) – retired to successfully run for a US Senate seat

    1996: Xavier Suarez (R)

    2000-2005: 6) Arthur E. “Art” Teele Jr. (R) – committed suicide soon after being indicted on corruption charges

    2000: Pamela Lynn Cheatham (D)

    2004: Jimmy Morales (D)

    2005-2006: 7) Jay Love (R) – interim county mayor

    2006-2012: 8) Miguel Diaz de la Portilla (R) – finished in third in the 2012 blanket primary

    2006 (special): Helen B. Williams (D), Jose Cancela (I), and Jose “Pepe” Cancio (R)

    2008: Roosevelt Bradley (D)

    2012-2020: 9) Luther Roderick “Uncle Luther” Campbell (D) – unsuccessfully ran for the Democratic nomination for a US Senate seat in 2018 and was the nominee for a US House seat in 2020; may run for high office again in 2022 and 2024.

    2012: Julio Robaina (R)

    2016: Marcelo Llorente (R)

    2020-present: 10) Daniella Levine Cava (R) – incumbent; younger brother of Miguel Diaz de la Portilla

    2020: Monique Nicole Barley (D)

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    SUDAN MILITARY LEADER FOUND GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES

    Human Rights Violator Unrepentant: “I Feel No Guilt In My Conscience!”

    – tumbleweed.co.usa/news, 5/22/2014



    …When I saw the footage on TV of the people of Botswana joining in on the overthrowing of their own government, with people passing out so many guns and other people happily accepting them, I was horrified. I thought, “Why on Earth am I there to make money off of all those ammo purchases?” So, within two days, I had relocated the focus of my operations from Eritrea to Botswana. The plight of the bushmen of the country, the Saan People suffering from De Beers diamond company operations, merged with anger all the other Botswanese peons had toward their country’s corrupt government. A revolution decades in the making, except nobody outside of southern Africa really cared so long as the rich got their diamonds.

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    In fact, the revolution was not as harmful as many announced it was. The diamond industry artificially inflating the price of diamonds was not going to be stopped by a bunch of rebels storming their nation’s political offices; that was the responsibility of the UN and multinational trade organizations. Diamonds can be mined by literal slave labor elsewhere; the top diamond producers in the world are Russia, Canada, Botswana, South Africa, Angola, the DRC, and Namibia, with China, India, Australia, Tanzania, and Guinea also contributing to the diamond production side of the industry.

    Global corporations were only concerned that their practice of actively politically destabilizing and corrupting local and regional governments to ensure workers can’t seek better treatment would be inhibited by similar revolutions in other countries as well. That is what made me so valuable to people like them. I could supply guns to their allies, to their enemies, or even to both. The higher bidder determined which of those three options I went with.

    With my reputation from the good work I had done in the post-KW2 fallout, I was able to easily fly guns into the region from Eritrea through my regular channels.

    “The dictator of Tajikistan will just have to find another gun runner until I am available,” I remember telling Moko Johnson, my then-ally in all this…

    – Tommy Gun Thompson’s With Cold, Dead Eyes: A Gun Runner’s Confessions, Borders Books, 2015



    SENATE PASSES HOUSE-APPROVED ANTI-LOOPHOLE BILL, 54-50

    …the bipartisan bill aims to clamp down on corruption in the banking industry...

    The Washington Post, 5/26/2014



    JUST A QUICK DRIVE

    Premiered: May 27, 2014
    Genres: buddy comedy/road trip comedy

    [snip]

    Cast:

    Ty Burrell as Frank
    Eric Garcetti as Ryan
    Treat Williams as Arnold
    Selena as Maria
    Jessyn Farrell as Hildy the angry bar maid
    Robin Williams as The Woodsman (minor role)
    Chris Farley as Matt Foley (uncredited cameo)

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    When they learn that an old family heirloom could be worth millions, brothers Ryan and Frank must travel from Maine to Seattle to collect the antique from the old family home’s attic before the house is demolished by developers. However, due to a past incident, neither of them can fly, and so must take trains, then buses, then hotwired vehicles to reach Seattle before it is too late.

    Reception:

    The film was modestly successful at the box office and received positive views from critics and audiences. Reviews for the film noted it having a “good balance of zaniness and heart.”
    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1:

    The running gag concerning one character – an out-of-touch woodsman who thinks SARS is still in effect and so continues to practice safezoning measures – was almost cut from the script over concerns that audiences would find it offensive. The film’s director, however, told the writers to take the risk due to her belief that the audience would relate to it, and look back on that awful era without being offended by the comedy pulled from it, believing that enough time had passed that “you can at least chuckle about it, especially viewers too young to remember the era,” as she put it in a post-premier interview.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    “When I got to travel to the ISS to oversee software upgrades, the feeling of weightlessness, the ability to see the Earth, this seeming peaceful sphere, from God’s perspective, it was, man, it was just amazing. And the drugs only heightened the experience.”

    “Drugs?”

    “Yeah, I did some drugs while on board. Brought them along with me up to the ISS. That old thig is falling apart, you know. We need to build a bigger one.”

    “You did drugs?”

    “Yeah. I smoked this cocaine-marijuana mix, I codenamed it ‘stardust.’ It was surprisingly easy to sneak onboard, and then we I excused myself for a bathroom break, I just lit it up. And let me tell you something. Best – high – ever.”

    – NASA Director John McAfee and host, WAMR-FM (107.5 MHz), Florida radio interview, 5/28/2014



    CALLS FOR SCOTLAND TO SECEDE WIND DOWN AS REGION’S ECONOMY BOUNCES BACK

    …Scotland was struck particularly hard by the efforts of the Unlucky Recession. In order to combat a rise in protests and violent incidents, PM Creagh has spent months working with Scottish leaders to lower unemployment rates and improve consumer spending in Scotland, and it seems those efforts are at last yielding results…

    – theguardian.co.uk, 5/29/2014 report



    “…The President’s leading advisor on financial corruption Jim Edgar has returned to full-time office activities after recovering from heart surgery last month, humorously proclaiming to reporters today, quote, ‘I’m as fit as the fiddle my voice sounds like,’ end quote...”

    – ABC Morning News, 6/1/2014 broadcast



    ROCKEFELLER TOWER FINALLY OPENS

    …the former Senator added, “and I think my father would be very proud of what we have accomplished here, too”…

    The New York Times, 6/2/2014



    LIST OF TALLEST BUILDINGS

    Key: 1 – Name – City, Country – year of completion – height (feet) – notes

    1 – Dubai Tower – Dubai, UAE – 2009 – 2,626

    2 – Nakheel Tower – Dubai, UAE – 2018 – 2,460 – located next to Nakheel Harbor

    3 – Shanghai Office Building – Shanghai, PRC – 2020 – 2,073 – tallest “twisted” building in the world; tallest building in the PRC

    4 – The Chicago Spire – Chicago, IL – 2012 – 2,000 – built at 400 N. Lake Shore Drive; tallest building in the US

    5 – Shenzhen Financial Center – Shenzhen, PRC – 2019 – 1,975 – second tallest building in the PRC

    6 – Bashnya Rossiya (Russia Tower) – Moscow, Russia – 2013 – 1,919 – part of the Russia Tower Office Complex of Moscow’s International Business Center

    7 – Unity Tower – Dan-Ilseong, United Korea – 2021 – 1,875 – located on the former DMZ/North-South border; tallest building in United Korea

    8 – Rockefeller Tower – New York City, US – 2014 – 1,776 – designed by Emery Roth & Sons and co-funded by former US Senator Michael Rockefeller

    9 – Tianjin CTF Finance Center – Tianjin, PRC – 2017 – 1,739 – third tallest building in the PRC

    10 – China Zun – Beijing, PRC – 2016 – 1,732 – fourth tallest building in the PRC

    11 – Tapei 101 – Tapei, Taiwan – 2004 – 1,667

    12 – International Commerce Center – Hong Kong – 2009 – 1,590

    13 – Central Park Tower – NYC, US – 2019 – 1,575 – third tallest building in the US

    14 – Saigon Center – Saigon, United Vietnam – 1999 – 1,525

    15 – Petronas Tower 1 and Petronas Tower 2 – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – 1998 – 1,500 – tallest “twin” towers in the world

    [snip]

    19 – Sears Tower – Chicago, IL – 1974 – 1,450 – fifth tallest building in the US

    20 – Guangdong Tower – Guangdong, PRC – 2015 – 1,445 – also known as “Canton Tower”; fifth tallest building in the PRC

    [snip]

    27 – Princess Farahnaz Memorial Tower – 2011 – 1,400 – also known as “Princess Tower”

    [snip]

    31 – 1 World Trade Center – New York City, US – 1972 – 1,368 – the “North Tower” half of the WTC building complex’s “Twin Towers”

    32 – 2 World Trade Center – New York City, US – 1973 – 1,362 – the “South Tower” half of the WTC building complex’s “Twin Towers”

    33 – Al Hamera Tower – Kuwait City, Kuwait – 2001 – 1,354

    34 – Marina Tower – Dubai, UAE – 2012 – 1,350 – eighth tallest building in the UAE

    [snip]

    39 – Trump Sunrise Tower – Santa Monica, US – 1997 – 1,331 – tallest building constructed by The Trump Organization

    41 – City Plaza Center – Guangzhou – 1996 – 1,325

    42 – Nanning International – Nanning, PRC – 2008 – 1,321

    43 – Golden Eagle Tower – Cairo, Egypt – 2019 – 1,300

    44 – Tour Sans Fin (Endless Tower) – Paris, France – 2018 – 1,296 – office building

    [snip]

    56 – Empire State Building – New York City, US – 1931 – 1,250 – 16th tallest building in the US

    [snip]

    68 – The Stratosphere Tower – Las Vegas, US – 1999 – 1,175 – more commonly known as “The Strat”; hotel/casino; tallest observation tower in the world

    [snip]

    85 – Signature Tower – Nashville, TN – 2012 – 1,000

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    PRIMARY NIGHT 2014: Moderate Dems Prevail As GOP Incumbents Stand Firm

    …In Alabama, incumbent US Senator Spencer T. Bachus III (R) won re-nomination unopposed, while in the Democratic primary, African-American state lawmaker Quinton T. Ross Jr. bested two conservative former Republicans, Harris Garner and Suzelle Josey.

    …Republican Iowans chose to re-nominate incumbent US Senator Terry Branstad over challengers Sam Clovis and Matthew Whitaker. Concurrently, Democratic Iowans selected Stephen N. Six over initial frontrunner Bob Quast, progressive “rising star” Ako Abdul-Samad, and freshman state lawmaker Leonard Boswell. Meanwhile, the primaries in Mississippi resulted in incumbent US Senator Peter H. “Pete” Johnson (R) besting challengers Thomas Carey and Chris McDaniel in a landslide, while state senator Travis Childers (D) won his party’s nomination over Bill Marcy, William Compton, and Jonathan Rawl with 50.1%, and thus narrowly avoiding a runoff…

    …Incumbent US Senator Larry R. Williams (R-MT) won re-nomination tonight over Susan Cundiff and Champ Edwards with a plurality, while Montana Democrats selected Amanda Curtis over John Bohlinger and Dirk Adams…

    …The Garden State saw former EPA Director Lisa Perez Jackson win the Democratic nomination for US Senate over Eugene Martin Lavergne in a landslide, after most state politicians opted to not challenge her in order to maintain a united front. The NJ Dems reportedly believe that they can flip this seat for the Democrats after being held for many years by a liberal Republican. This may be the case come November given who the Republicans have nominated – the controversial conservative Steve Lonegan, who bested moderate Richard J. Pezzullo, liberal Brian D. Goldberg, and libertarian Murray Sabrin in tonight’s primary. The US Senator currently holding the seat, Mary V. Mochary, is retiring, make this a race for an “open” seat…

    …In South Dakota, Native-American advocate and incumbent US Senator SuAnne Big Crow (R) easily won over challengers Larry Rhodan, Stace Nelson and Dr. Annette Bosworth, while R. J. Volesky (D) won his party’s nomination over Democratic state senator Rick Weiland…

    – The Washington Post, 6/3/2014



    CIVIL RIGHTS ACT PROTECTS TRANSGENDER WORKERS, SUPREME COURT RULES

    …With Chief Justice Alan Cedric Page leading the majority, with Associate Justices Aida M. Delgado-Colon, William Joseph Nealon Jr., Sylvia Bacon, Michael Joseph Sandel, Check Kong “Denny” Chin and Mary Murphy Schroeder agreeing and only Larry Dean Thompson and Emilio Miller Garza dissenting, the US Supreme Court today ruled that the language of the Civil Rights Act of 1962, which prohibits sex discrimination, applies to discrimination that is based on sexual orientation and/or gender identity. The ruling comes roughly 11 years after the Supreme Court ruled that same-sex marriage was legal in all 50 states…

    The Los Angeles Times, 6/4/2014



    Total World Population By Half-Decade:

    1990: 5,280,911,000 [7]

    1995: 5,704,380,000

    The Global Population reaches 6 billion in late 1998

    2000: 6,134,581,000

    2005: 6,592,342,000

    The Global Population reaches 7 billion in early 2010

    2010: 7,022,794,000

    Current Population (June 2014): 7,375,789,000

    – clickopedia.co.usa/world_population/history, c. June 2014



    Current US Population, including citizens, student visa users, dual citizenship holders, undocumented immigrants and all other applicable residents: 327,928,000 [8]

    – census.gov.usa/US_population/by_year, c. June 2014




    “…After several days of internal debate, the House Ethics Committee has decided to launch a formal investigation into NASA Director John McAfee’s reported actions on board the I.S.S. this past April. McAfee claimed in a radio interview last month to have smoked a cocaine-marijuana mix onboard the ISS, which, if true, was a violation of international conduct regulations. The equivalent of smuggling contraband onto an airplane, McAfee could face serious charges as a consequence…”

    – CBS Evening News, 6/7/2014 broadcast



    LOSE IT

    Premiered: June 10, 2014
    Genres: horror/drama/suspense/thriller
    Directed by: J. J. Burrows
    Written by: Jurgen Wolff
    Produced by: Steven Levitan and Paula Buckley

    Cast:

    “James Blunt” as Hogan Mayfield
    “Andrew Fields” as Marty Isaacson
    Treat Williams as Texas Tremaine
    Amanda Donohue as Lily Garmen
    Jeffrey Hirschfield as Jack LeRoy

    See Full List Here

    Tagline: There’s a surprise in store for you…and you’re not going to like it!

    Synopsis:

    A seemingly typical horror movie where the main character is an average man (seemingly played by an actor in his film debut) living in a small town in the Mojave Desert that is attacked by a masked maniac. Trying to survive the slaughter of his coworkers, he loses his medication, which turns out to be antipsychotic medication, causing him to snap and eventually attack the attacker, leaving the audience to wonder how far the average person can be pushed before they “lose it.” The “Starring” part during the end credits reveals – via the actors peeling off makeup – that Pauly Shore and Brock Pierce were playing the two main roles the whole time.

    Reception:

    Released in the mid-2010s, at the height of late ’80s nostalgia period in popular culture, the audiences who remembered that time period were initially shocked but retrospectively impressed by the range shown by Shore and Pierce in the film. As Shore and Pierce were starred in several films during that time period, the film led to a renewed interest in them, and indirectly helped resurrect Shore’s and Pierce’s respective long-dormant film careers.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    INDEX

    [snip]

    List of Heads of State of ROMANIA (1945-present)

    As GENERAL SECRETARY (1945-1982)

    10/16/1945-4/19/1954: Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej (Communist) – stepped down

    4/19/1954-9/30/1955: Gheorghe Apostol (Communist) – stepped down

    9/30/1955-3/19/1965: Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej (Communist) – died in office from lung cancer

    3/19/1965-3/29/1971: Gheorghe Apostol (Communist) – ousted in a coup

    3/29/1971-7/21/1971: Ion Gheorghe Maurer (Communist) – assassinated by an unknown sniper

    7/21/1971-4/28/1981: Elena Ceausescu (Communist) – fled the capitol during riots but continued to claim office until her capture and execution in July 1982

    4/28/1981-7/25/1982: Ilie Verdet (Communist) – stepped down

    7/25/1982-12/12/1982: Gheorghe Apostol (Communist)

    As PRESIDENT (1982-present)

    1) 7/25/1982-12/12/1991: Gheorghe Apostol (Communist, then Independent after June 1983) – resigned after holding Moldovan unification referendums

    2) 12/12/1991-1/7/1993: Alexandra Barladeanu (Independent) – led the unofficial “transitional government”

    3) 1/7/1993-1/7/1998: Michael I (Independent) – former King of Romania; retired after one term, as promised; officially called “Michael Romanescu”
    1992: Mircea Snegur (Independent) and Petre Roman (Democratic (big-tent centrist))

    4) 1/7/1998-1/7/2003: Nicolae Manolescu (Liberal Democratic (left-wing centrist)) – retired after one term, as promised
    1997: Gyorgy Frunda (Christian Democratic)

    5) 1/7/2003-1/7/2013: Theodor Stolojan (Christian Democratic (right-wing centrist)) – term-limited
    2002: Neculai Ontanu (Social Democratic (far-left)) and Dumitru Braghis (Liberal Democratic)
    2007 (first round): Corneliu Vadim Tudor (National Democratic (far-right)), Eugen Plesca (Social Democratic (far-left)) and Traian Basecu (Liberal Democratic)
    2007 (runoff): Corneliu Vadim Tudor (National Democratic)

    6) 1/7/2013-present: Dumitru Ciubasenco (Liberal Democratic (endorsed by Social Democratic)) – incumbent; first President from the former Moldova
    2012: Sorin Paliga (Christian Democratic) and Emil Strainu (National Democratic)

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, first edition, 2014



    Filmography:

    Film

    Date: Title – Role – Note(s)

    1992: Galaxies are Colliding – Peter

    1996: Down Periscope – Lt. Commander Thomas “Tom” Dodge

    1997: Disney’s The Twelve Dancing Princesses – The King and The Court Jester – voice (two roles)

    1998: The Real Howard Spitz – Howard Spitz

    1999: Standing on Fishes – Verk

    1999: Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas – Narrator – voice; direct-to-MLD

    2001: 15 Minutes of Fame – Robert Hawkins

    2001: Star Wars: Episode III: Guardians of The Force – General Daygn Vindigadge – minor role

    2001: Just Visiting – narrator – voice; uncredited

    2001: God Lives Underwater: Fame – Robert Hawkins – short film

    2002: Bandito: The Life of Patton – General George S. Patton – nominated for an Academy Award for Best Thespian, 2003 (lost)

    2003: The Big Empty – Agent Banks

    2003: Barbie of Swan Lake – Rothbart – voice; direct-to-MLD

    2004: Stewie: The Dog Boy: The Movie – Dr. Ivan Krank – voice; direct-to-MLD

    2005: The Good Humor Man – Mr. Skibness

    2006: Even Money – Detective Brunner

    Television

    Year: Title – Role – Note(s)

    1979: Ryan’s Hope – Waiter – 1 episode; uncredited

    1982: Another World – Head Paramedic – 1 episode

    1982: Macbeth – Lennox – TV film

    1983: Mondale – Minister Lester Mondale – TV film; minor role in flashback

    1984: Kate & Allie – David Hamill – 1 episode

    1984: George Washington – Lt. Stewart – 1 episode

    1984-1993: Cheers – Dr. Frasier Crane – 203 episodes; nominated twice for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series (1988, 1990)

    1986: Crossings – Craig Lawson – 2 episodes

    1987: You Are The Jury – Stuart Cooper – 1 episode

    1987: J. J. Starbuck – Pierce Morgan – 1 episode

    1988: Disney Presents: Mickey’s 60th Birthday – Dr. Frasier Crane – TV Special

    1988: Dance ‘til Dawn – Ed Strull – TV film

    1989: 227 – Mr. Anderson – 1 episode

    1989-1990: Star Trek: Excelsior – Captain Morgan Bateman Sr. – 3 episodes

    1990: Disney’s Earth Day Special – Dr. Frasier Crane – TV special

    1991: Baby Talk – Russell – 1 episode

    1991, 1995, 2003, 2005, 2011: SNL – himself – 5 episodes (host, 3; cameo, 2)

    1992: Wings – Dr. Frasier Crane – 1 episode (crossover episode); nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

    1993-2005, 2010: Futurama – Dr. Whitemarsh Telesphore Cherubusco Schwarzchild – 29 episodes; won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance (2003)

    1993: Roc – Detective Rush – 1 episode

    1993-2004: Frasier – Dr. Frasier Crane – 263 episodes; nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award nine times, won four times; nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Thespian in a Television Series Comedy six times, won twice; nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award 17 times, won once; won 2 out of 3 nominations for the People’s Choice Award, won 2 out of 3 nominations for the Satellite Award, and nominated twice for the Television Critics Association Award; nominated for the American Comedy Award twice, won twice

    1994: The Innocent – Detective Frank Barlow – TV film

    1995: Biography – George Washington – documentary; 1 segment

    1996: London Suite – Sydney Nichols – TV film

    1997: Fired Up – Tom Whitman – 2 episodes

    1998: Just Shoot Me! – narrator – voice

    1998: The Pentagon Wars – General Partridge – HBO TV film

    1999-2000: Star Trek: Deep Space Seven – Captain Morgan Bateman Jr. – 6 episode; recurring role

    1999: Animal Farm – Snowball – voice; TV film

    2000: Stark Raving Mad – Professor Ted Muttle – 1 episode

    2001: The Sports Pages – Howard Greene – TV film; 1 segment

    2002: Mr. St. Nick – Nick St. Nicholas – TV film

    2003: Becker – Rick Cooper – 1 episode

    2003: Gary The Rat – Gary Andrews – voice; 13 episodes

    2004: A Christmas Carol: The Musical – Ebenezer Scrooge – TV film

    2005: Star Trek: Liftoff – Mordecai Bateman – 1 episode

    2005: Sesame Street – himself – 1 episode

    2014: Frasier: The Reunion – Dr. Frasier Crane – cameo; TV special (pre-production)

    Theater

    Year: Title – Role – Venue (note(s))

    1981: Macbeth – Lennox – Vivian Beaumont Theatre

    1982: Othello – Michael Cassio – Winter Garden Theatre

    1982: Plenty – Codename Lazar – The Public Theater

    1983: Quartermaine’s Terms – Mark Sackling – Playhouse 91

    1983: Sunday in The Park with George – Young Man on the Bank and soldier – Playwrights Horizons (two roles)

    2000: Macbeth – Macbeth – Colonial Theater and Music Box Theatre (two venues)

    2000: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street – Sweeney Todd – Ahmanson Theatre

    – mediarchives.co.usa/Kelsey_Grammer/filmography, June 2014



    “You know, it really says something about our society, like modern society, we’re a lot more accepting of things. I mean, we never would have elected an actor, to like, to the Presidency, you know back in the day, like when I was growing up I mean, you know what I mean?”

    – TON Nighttime News co-anchor Sarah Heath, 6/17/2014



    …In political news, the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, and Oklahoma have held primary elections for their respective US Senate seats. In North Carolina, Dan Clodfelter won the Democratic primary over Ernest T. Reeves, while the incumbent US Senator, Margaret A. “Meg” Ryan, who should not to be confused with and is not related to the actress Meg Ryan, who re-nomination over Will Stewart, Greg Brannon, Heather Grant, Ted Alexander, Alex Lee Bradshaw and Edward Kyrn.

    In Oklahoma, incumbent Republican US Senator Steve Largent has easily bested primary challengers Erick Wyatt, Randy Brogdon and Eric McCray, while a big name in state politics, US Congressman and “legacy” candidate Dan Boren, has won the Democratic nomination over Matt Silverstein and Patrick Hayes. Boren’s political weight in the state could make this election the first competitive general US Senate election in Oklahoma in several years. No Democrat has been to the US Senate from Oklahoma since the “blue wave” year of 2004, but state senator Boren could change that.

    And finally, in the contests held in South Carolina, Republicans held a runoff between J. Gary Simrill and Lee Bright, the top-two finishers of the state’s June 10 primary contest, where Simrill and Bright finished ahead of Republican candidates two candidates Bill Connor, Randall Young, and Benjamin Dunn. Simrill, who was strongly endorsed and supported by House leader Dargan McMaster, edged out a victory over Bright. This means that Simrill will face off in November against incumbent US Senator Mike Thurmond, a Democrat, who won his party’s nomination on June 10 in a landslide over challengers Brad Hutto, Joyce Dickerson, Sidney Moore, Harry Pavilack and Jay Stamper…

    – CBS Evening News, 6/22/2014 broadcast



    ANNOUNCER: “The American Veterans Committee, together with the Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association, is pleased to welcome Vice President of the United States Harley Davidson Brown.”

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    BROWN: “Thank you, heh, thank you! Yeah! Wow, what a great turnout. Which is good because this is a noble cause we have here, supporting our troops, our brave men and women coming back from Sudan. You guys and gals have sure put together a great veteran charity dinner thing here. …[snip]… My heart goes out to all the veterans who suffer from the sneakiest of scars, the one that can’t be treated with some bandages and gauze – PTSD. …[snip]… It is inherently messed up for those who risk their lives, and kind of sacrifices their sanity, to have their patriotism be criticized by sheltered privileged upper-class college snobs who haven’t worked a real day in their lives. And I am sincere when I say that military veterans get discriminating looks from some people when they go onto certain liberal campuses. And I can relate to that. As a person who has been discriminated against, as a motorcycle guy, I’ve experienced firsthand tremendous discrimination by police forces. It seems like if you’re riding a Harley-Davidson and you’re wearing black leathers, they automatically got you pegged as a bad guy. And I can empathize [sic] with the tremendous, I say again, the tremendous discrimination against gays. Those poor people have been walked on by society”. Trans people, too. So to be gay and to be a combat veteran is to have two kinds of bravery at once. I’m very proud of the BLUTAGOs who served under me in Korea – or should I say the former North Korea? Heh-heh! – and I will always defend their rights and uphold the libertarian and deeply American philosophy of individual freedom and keeping the government out of the bedroom. Unless that’s your kink. Because, hey, to each their own, right?” [9]

    – remarks made at a Veterans of Sudan dinner function, Washington D.C., 6/24/2014




    …The successful deployment of US military personnel to lead a coalition of “concerned nations” into war-torn Sudan was a badly-needed shot in the arm for the Grammer White House. Claims that President Grammer had worsened the economic recession by breaking from the non-libertarian wing of the GOP and refusing the bail out the big banks was plaguing his approval ratings within the GOP. The Commander-in-Chief’s perceived strength at handling foreign affairs led to a nearly 10% uptick in interparty support for the President, allowed his inner circle to breathe a sigh of relief, albeit small one, as the midterm elections began to take form…

    – Gary C. Jacobson’s The Power and the Politics of Congressional Elections, Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, 2015



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] Credit must go to @ajm8888 for reminding me about this guy (he was last mentioned in March 2009)
    [2] Pulled almost verbatim from an OTL article from brookings.edu: “What does economic evidence tell us about the effects of rent control?”
    [3] Concept for this segment pulled from here: https://thehill.com/opinion/interna...ng-china-struggles-to-meet-basic-food-demands
    [4] Several passages, not just the ones in italics, were pulled from the 11/18/2020 csis.org article “Rediscovering America: Why African Leader Tours Benefit U.S. Foreign Policy”
    [5] Segment based on this article that @ajm8888 brought to my attention: “Brooklyn Park is first to get Taco Bell’s new drive-through prototype,” the startribune.com, 2/25/2021
    [6] This is because, without the destabilizing of the Middle East, and Mexico doing much better ITTL due to the destructive but effective activities of the Cartel Wars of the 1990s lowering the destructiveness of drug cartels, those countries are doing better than IOTL, and thus, immigrant to the US from those countries is lower than it is in OTL.
    [7] In the late 1990 Chapter, I explained in detail how the world population in TTL’s 1990 has 17,318,000 more people than OTL’s 1990 (roughly 5,263,593,000, depending on what source you use (I used the one listed on the wikipedia article for the year 1990)). Basically, it was because several wars played out differently, and TTL’s version of Roe-v-Wade did not happen until roughly twenty years later than did in OTL. With the continuation of that rate of 17million more people – but also factoring in the higher number of deaths in Korea and the implementation of TTL’s version of Roe v. Wade – I added 30 million more to OTL’s 1995 total and 64 million more to OTL’s 2000 total. The SARS pandemic killed hundreds of thousands of people, so I only added 80 million more to OTL’s 2005 total, and due to the OTL stagnation of the world population growth rate, added only 100 million more to OTL’s 2010 total. For 2014, I add 120 million more than there are in OTL.
    [8] The US population is equivalent to 4.25% of the total world population in OTL. ITTL the US has had UHC since 1990, likely saving thousands of lives at the very least. The twenty-year delay in a Roe-v-Wade case lead to 15,000,000 Americans not being aborted. More successful foreign policy spared thousands more as covers in the footnotes of the late 1990 chapter. Gun violence became less prominent due to the gun laws passed in the wake of the Iacocca assassination, sparing roughly 400,000 lives at the very least (IOTL, roughly 1.4 million people died from firearms in the US between 1968 and 2011, many of whom were suicides). All in all, I estimate that this means that the US has roughly 16,000,000 more people in it than in OTL’s 2014 (318,000,000, meaning here that number should be 334,000,000 in TTL’s 2014). To check this, I calculated that 4.25% of TTL’s total world population in 2014 (7,375,789,000, see the above Note for further information) and got 313,471,033. I split the difference and got 323,735,517, roughly 5million more people than in OTL. But I thought this “felt” a little low, so a sort of rounded it up as I felt more people would be immigrating to TTL due to its less archaic immigration policies and many other variables. Plus butterflies, of course.
    [H1] Italicized lines here were pulled from the OTL time.com article “Idaho GOP’s Biker Candidate on Life as a Viral Sensation”

    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: soon!
     
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  • Chapter 108: July 2014 – January 2015

    “Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try”

    – John F. Kennedy (OTL/TTL)



    BIPARTISAN COALITION ALLOWS FELONY VOTING BILL TO NARROWLY PASS HOUSE

    …The End to Felony Disenfranchisement Bill, also known as the Ex-Con Voting Rights Bill, has narrowly passed in the U.S. House, 226-215. The victory for disenfranchised former felons arrived after 16 Republicans, led by conservative Congressman Rick Santorum (R-PA), broke ranks and sided with all but three House Democrats voting “yea.” Calls for the bill to pass were spurred by NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan’s felon voting rights reform. However, this bill, if passed by the Senate, would only restore voting rights to those found guilty of committing “both nonviolent and victimless felonies” who have already completed their sentences and/or parole/probation periods. Nevertheless, Mayor McMillan declared the work being done on the bill’s passing to be “excellent progress.”

    However, the bill could die in the majority-Republican Senate, where US Senator George Deukmejian (R-CA), a longtime champion of “law-and-order” policies is calling for the bill to be struck down. He is joined by US Senator Steve Largent (R-OK), who stated today that “issues concerning felonious criminals must remain at the state level”…

    The Washington Post, 7/2/2014



    …The interparty backlash to libertarian Republicans crossing party lines was led by wealthy party donors and their lobbyists, especially banks that lost millions when Grammer refused to send them said. Even US House Speaker H. Dorgan McMaster was criticized by conservative talking heads on TV and ontech, accusing him of poor leadership for failing to keep the “hedgehog bloc” in line with national party policy. McMaster was taken aback by the attacks, and after so many years of party loyalty and dedication to hard-c conservative ideology. McMaster countered the remarks by working with the RNC and GOP PACs to target libertarian candidates during the primary season.

    However, by having several Libertarian Republicans be attacked on the right in their respective primaries just for occasionally backing Democratic policy, McMaster only widened the rift between the libertarian wing and non-libertarian wings of the party. He and other leading conservatives endorsing more conservative candidates in GOP primaries against libertarian incumbents in turn led to libertarians opposing him being re-nominated for Speaker should the GOP retain the house come January 2015…

    – Doris Helen Kearns Goodwin’s Leadership In Turbulent Times, Simon & Schuster, 2018



    “When I’m not starring in the next blockbuster I’m spending time with my family. And as a Dad, I want what’s best for kids’ health. That’s why the Ruffalos eat at Culver’s, where they use top-quality ingredients for meals that are healthy and tasty. Culver’s – Welcome to delicious”

    – actor Mark Ruffalo, Culver’s commercial, first aired 7/5/2014



    CO-ANCHOR: “…In Keystone, South Dakota, Native American activists from across the country have converged onto Mount Rushmore to protest Governor Stephanie Herseth’s plans to complete the famous sculpture. We now take you live to our South Dakota correspondent, who has more for us on this developing story.”

    CORRESPONDENT: “Hi, I’m here in the Black Hills’ Mount Rushmore National Memorial with Mr. Richard Oakes, a longtime Native American Rights activist and a Mohawk Native American, who has co-led some of the nearly one thousand Native Americans here. Mr. Oakes, can you tell you a little about yourself and why you and the rest of these people are here?”

    OAKES: “Thank you. I got into fighting for the rights of all Native Americans back in the 1960s. I started working as a high steelworker after turning 16, a job that had a lot of traveling in it. In 1963 I was drafted into the Army and fought in the Cuba War, where I was sent behind enemy lines more because of my skin color than my handling of Spanish. I lot of my Native American brothers and sister died in that war. In fact, Native Americans serve in the military at a higher rate than any other US demographic [1]. But still we go unsung. So much so that now Governor Herseth thinks she can easily ignore us and destroy even more of this sacred land. It’s not enough they carved faces into the Six Grandfathers, now they plan to carve out the bodies as is they are sticking out of the ground. It is a disgrace, it is an injustice, and it is something that all Native American groups and cultures can relate to, for it is a history and a tragedy that all of us Native Americans share.”

    CORRESPONDENT: “So what exactly do you plan to do with these protests?”

    OAKES: “Raise awareness of this injustice, and mobilize activists elsewhere to demand that this project is cancelled. We are reaching out to Americans of all ethnicities to stand with us in solidarity.”

    CORRESPONDENT: “Yes, you told me before we began taping that you have been involved in mobilization efforts for decades. Can you tell anything about that and how it relates to this protest?”

    OAKES: “Well after the war I was accepted into Minnesota U, where I fought to change the university curricula to include more Native American courses. I also helped to change the US federal government’s ‘Indian Termination Policy’ policies of Native American peoples and culture during the 1970s, and contributed to organizations that have been promoting a sense of unity among all Native American tribes starting in the 1980s. Most recently, I worked with the Navajo Nation to try a get US educational maps be printed with Native American nations more prominently outlined on them. So many Americans do not realize how many reservations still exist because they are not placed on typical maps. Just the states, and sometimes, the territories, but never the reservations. We worked on changing that, and we’re now working to halt the further desecration of these sacred lands…”

    – NBC News, 7/7/2014 segment



    Management decided to inform the workers the day after Independence Day, purportedly to “soften the blow.” When the laborers of Milliken & Company’s textile fabrics factory, the largest employer in Spartanburg, South Carolina, learned that 25% of them would be laid off due to rising production costs, and the rest would have their pay reduced, they were naturally upset. Meeting with their weak labor representatives led to the discovery of a flagrantly obvious loophole in their CBA contract, which was not scheduled to expire for another five months.

    The layoffs led to the remaining workers organizing in protest of the drop in wages, along with ongoing issues with the factory’s work culture. Accusations of wage theft soon found their way to the media. On July 9, the Moment of Truth arrived in the form of a massive worker strike – all ground floor workers exiting the factory to form a picket line in the parking lot, and a second row of protesting families and friends across the street.

    “Better conditions means less strikes, means less time lost, means more productivity! We know how powerful this is! We know they can’t afford this!” shouted one fiery laborer through a microphone as the local news began broadcast the footage of several hundred workers taking to the lot.

    Soon local politicians began to comment on the Spartanburg Textile Strike as it entered its tenth hour. The “bravery” of the workers, 55% of whom were Black, were strongly backed by US Senator Mike Thurmond (D-SC), an African-American lawmaker, and the white progressive Mayor of the City...

    …In Washington, D.C., President Grammer decided to send his Attorney General, Susana Martinez (R-NM), down to the factory to try and negotiate an agreement between management and the workers...

    – Andrew Boyd and Diane Osmond’s Beautiful Trouble: A History of The Modern Labor Movement, Oregon Press, 2021



    BERTA SOLER ELECTED PRESIDENT OF CUBA

    …Berta Soler of the National Coalition, defeated challenger Miguel Faria (officially Independent) in a landslide at a time of political party reorganizing for the island nation of Cuba. With the traditional two-and-a-half party system collapsing in Cuba, the National Coalition and several smaller parties are filling in the void. Soler (b. 1963), a Cuban Senator and human rights advocate, was a member of the Stability Party before she joined the NC. Her opponent, Miguel Faria (b. 1952) was a professor and lecturer with reportedly encyclopedic knowledge on socioeconomics, politics, medicine, and world affairs; he was endorsed by several parties currently at odds with the nation’s new dominant “big tent” party that is the National Coalition…

    The Miami Herald, 7/10/2014



    LATIN AMERICAN LEADERS ATTEND INTERNATIONAL SUMMIT

    The Houston Chronicle, side article, 7/11/2014



    Presidents of Colombia

    1958-1962: 20) Alberto Lleras Camargo (Liberal) – term-limited

    1962-1966: 21) Guillermo Leon Valencia Munoz (Conservative) – term-limited

    1966-1970: 22) Carlos Lleras Restrepo (Liberal) – term-limited

    1970-1974: 23) Misael Pastrana Borrero (Conservative) – term-limited

    1974-1978: 24) Alfonso Lopez Michelsen (Liberal) – term-limited

    1978-1982: 25) Julio Cesar Turbay Ayala (Liberal) – term-limited

    1982-1986: 26) Belisario Betancur (Conservative)
    – term-limited

    1986-1990: 27) Virgillio Barco Vargas (Liberal)
    – survived 1988 explosion from bomb planted on orders of Pablo Escobar; term-limited

    1990-1994: 28) Luis Carlos Galán (Liberal) – nearly assassinated twice; term-limited

    1994-1998: 29) Antonio Navarro Wolff (Peace) – adjusted term limits but declined running for re-election

    1998-2006: 30) Andres Pastrana Arango (Conservative) – co-led 2001-2003 peace talks that led to the 2003 Peace Accords that finally ended the Colombian Civil War; oversaw US troops leave country in 2003 after being station in Colombia since 1984 (making the US intervention the longest “war” in US history); term-limited

    2006-2014: 31) Bernardo Jaramillo Ossa (Patriotic Union) – term-limited

    2014-present: 32) Carlos Pizarro Leongómez (Democratic) – incumbent

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. 2021



    Presidents of COSTA RICA

    1962-1966: 34) Francisco Orlich (PLN)

    1966-1970: 35) Jose Trejos (UN)

    1970-1974: 36) Daniel Oduber Quirós (PLN)

    1974-1978: 37) Rodrigo Carazo (Independent)

    1978-1982: 38) Manuel Mora (PVP)

    1982-1986: 39) Luis Alberto Monge (PLN)

    1986-1990: 40) Carlos Manuel Castillo (PLN)

    1990-1994: 41) Alejandra Calderon Fournier (PUSC)

    1994-1998: 42) José Figueres (PLN)

    1998-2002: 43) José Miguel Corrales Bolaños (PLN)

    2002-2006: 44) Luis Fishman Zonzinski (PUSC)

    2006-2010: 45) Laura Chinchilla (PLN)

    2010-2014: 46) Otto Guevara (Libertarian)

    2014-2018: 47) Astrid Fischel Volio (Independent)

    2018-present: 48) Rolando Araya Monge (PLN)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. 2021



    Presidents of EL SALVADOR

    1967-1972: 32) Fidel Sanchez Hernandez (Military/NC) – pressured into allowing winner of the 1972 election to enter office

    1972-1977: 33) Jose Napoleon Duarte (CDP) – gradually introduced democratic reform; retired

    1977-1981: 34) Ernesto Antonio Claramount Roseville (CDP) – overthrown in military coup

    1981-1987: 35) Jaime Abdul Gutiérrez (Military/NC) – overthrown in civilian-based counter-coup

    1987-1988: 36) Adolfo Arnoldo Majano (Military/Independent) – essentially served on an interim basis while free elections were held in November 1987

    1988-1993: 37) Álvaro Magaña (Democratic) – term-limited

    1993-1998: 38) Rubén Zamora (Democratic) – term-limited

    1998-2003: 39) Carlos Quintanilla Schmidt (Republican) – term-limited

    2003-2008: 40)
    Schafik Handal (Democratic) – the son of Palestinian immigrants; barely survived a massive heart attack in 2005 and died from another one in 2010; term-limited

    2008-2013: 41) Rodrigo Ávila (Republican) – term-limited

    2013-2018: 42)
    Hugo Roger Martínez Bonilla (Democratic) – term-limited

    2018-present: 43) Estevan Montenegro (Republican) – won election in November 2017, entered office in January 2018 at the age of 36; incumbent

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. 2021



    SOUTH CAROLINA STRIKERS ADAMANT THAT “WAGE THEFT” CLAIMS BE ADDRESSED IN PROPOSED TALKS

    The Washington Post, 7/14/2014



    Maryland State Party Gubernatorial Primaries, 7/16/2014:

    Democratic Primary Results:

    Kumar P. Barve – 26.7%
    Jon S. Cardin – 24.5%
    Douglas F. Gansler – 21.4%
    Heather R. Mizeur – 18.1%
    Charles U. Smith – 5.7%
    James P. Cusick Sr. – 2.4%
    Ralph Jaffe – 1.2%

    Republican Primary Results:

    Daniel Bongino – 36.7%
    Lawrence J. Hogan Jr. – 35.9%
    David R. Craig – 11.6%
    Charles Lollar – 10.3%
    Ron George – 5.5%

    – ourcampaigns.co.usa



    SOUTH CAROLINA STRIKE SET TO END AFTER AG MARTINEZ LEADS NEGOTIATIONS!

    The Washington Post, 7/22/2014



    …Martinez convinced management to renew the workers’ Collective Bargaining Agreement, with the City’s Deputy Mayor joining her in moderating the discussions. A new CBA was announced that guaranteed a “living wage” for the next five years of employment, in a major win for the US Labor Movement. After 14 days of striking, the factory reopened on the 23rd… The strike was a part of a bigger underlying issue. Deregulation meant managers were becoming bolder in either efforts to exploit their workers, while the use of social media to be strikers informed and united demonstrated the mobilization possibilities of modern technology. Politically, the image of the abandoned work stations energized the GOP into blaming the “incident” on the Democratic lawmakers involved, especially US Senator Mike Thurmond (D-SC), while completely ignoring the positive long-term results gained by the workers through their short-term halt in production...

    – Andrew Boyd and Diane Osmond’s Beautiful Trouble: A History of The Modern Labor Movement, Oregon Press, 2021



    ...The rebels fought against the militaries of the ousted government and the mining corporations. Fighting was most intense in the eastern and northern parts of the country, with the eastern towns of Serowe and Selebi-Phikwe seeing vicious battles that resulted in the freedom-loving patriots prevail. The Kalahari Desert in the southwest of the nation also saw intense fighting and bloodshed. Meanwhile, in the Okavango Delta swamplands, retribution from the diamond companies concluded with battles, shoot-outs, and even hand-to-hand combat. I, Davi, had to drown a man, a guard for the local oil company who jumped me from behind, in the Boteti River, on which rests the town of Maun, the site of a terrible massacre instigated by the mining companies...

    …The Battle of Kanye centered on the city of the same name, which is in the southern part of the country, near the South African border and near the Botswanan capital of Gaborone. The Battle was over the local government aiding militia groups terrorizing the innocent. Much blood was spilled…

    …All the while, Acting President Biko sought to receive military support from South Africa in a conflict most outsider observers declared to be a civil war. How can that be when the mining of the blood diamonds that began this conflict in the first place are sold in markets around the world, including the western world? No, this was an internal reaction to external influencers, thus explaining Biko’s willingness to accept foreign funds, food and medical supplies, and his great reluctance to accept foreign troops and weaponry…

    – Davi Kowe and Roy Sesana’s Vulture, Trees And Blood: The Botswana Revolution, Borderless Books, 2020



    OLD-FASIONED DIPLOMACY AT HOME: Can Grammer Pull It Off?

    …Bangladeshi Prime Minister Mohammad Ali (not to be confused for the famous boxing champion of the same name) was given a “classic tour” of America during his visit to the US this month. President Grammer is trying to bring back old-fashioned promotions of the US to diplomats in the hopes of improving America’s reputation abroad and to strengthen western connections to developing countries. Ali, the new leader of his third world country, was taken beyond the Beltway and the UN Building for a tour of a shipbuilding facility in North Carolina and a textile company in Ohio before finishing off in Boston with a tribute to his country’s culture at the Carol Bellamy World Arts Performance Center at MIT.

    As Grammer had hoped, Ali returned to Bengladesh to sing America’s praises…

    Time Magazine, late July 2014 issue



    GRAMMER SACKS NASA DIRECTOR JOHN MCAFEE!

    …Sources have confirmed that President Grammer has fired NASA Director John McAfee for breaking international regulations in connection to a House Committee Panel’s recent findings. McAfee was at the center of controversy throughout this year, after he admitted in a radio interview to smoking federally-illicit narcotics onboard the International Space Station.

    Barely 18 months into office (his term began on February 12, 2013), McAfee, age 69, had trouble with more seasoned veterans of the agency, butted heads with numerous departments, and tried to redirect funding from some departments to others without clearing it with the proper channels. On the other hand, he also engaged and interacted with many young space enthusiasts ontech and at conventions, and used his position to promote private donations to NAA in the hopes of funding a lunar “Robot Hub,” a sort of pit stop for future expeditions to other celestial bodies.

    McAfee doing drugs on the I.S.S. in order to “see if getting high in zero gravity is as cool as I dreamed it is” was apparently the final straw. The fatal blow to his tenure, however, has been met with McAfee supporters online defending his actions. “What harm did he do exactly when nothing got blown up,” posts one such defender on euphoria.co.usa; another, a technetter on ourvids, writes “I thought this administration was supposed to be soft on drugs! This is oppression.”

    McAfee is expected to hand in a letter of resignation at noon tomorrow, ending what has been a short and tumultuous but memorable era in NASA’s history.

    The Houston Chronicle, 8/4/2014



    THE TOP TEN CELEBS OF THE CHICKEN WARS, RANKED

    With KFC competing with their “evil twin” Chick-fil-A and McDonald’s facing rising star Culver’s, even the smaller chains like Popeyes’s, Whataburger and Burger Chef are scrambling for celebrity endorsements as the huge ad campaigns of The Chicken Wars escalate. Here are our picks for the best celebrities endorsements to come out of this competition:

    1) Nickelback, Whataburger (July 2012) – the band sings an altered version of the first sixty-second of their hit song “What A Good Time” while pretending to ride GRI horses made out of fries to direct a herd of burger-shaped steers in one fun and trippy music Super Bowl music video

    2) Michelle Rodriguez and Jeb Bush, Chick-fil-A (October 2013) – the professional survivalist searches the woods for food only for the actress to direct him to a “Chick-fil-A cave”; the funny bit is a surprisingly trippy ad from a famously conservatively-run company

    3) Rob Lowe, KFC (June 2014) – the star of several dramas and thrillers of late gave his promo spot a sense of dread – that something terrible (or terribly clichéd) would happen if we didn’t eat “America’s favorite” chicken

    4) Shaquille O’Neil, McDonald’s (June 2014) – running in the same week as the Lowe ad, this spot sharply contrasts Lowe’s serious presence, as Shaq appears as an overly enthusiastic KFC manager is a comedic promo that shows off both the products and O’Neil’s acting range

    5) Randall Darius Jackson, Popeyes (February 2014) – going all out budget-wise, this musical gig aired during this year’s Superbowl and gave us all catchy tune to sing and, probably, gave Popeyes more customers to serve

    6) Jay Scott Greenspan, KFC (September 2013) – the award-winning thespian describes how he “grew up on KFC” while ordering at an outlet in a promo filmed in his home town for that wholesome “family values” feel

    7) The Farley Brothers, Culver’s (April 2012) – Chris, Kevin and the rest tour the Culver’s of their hometown of Madison, Wisconsin in a shaky-cam documentary style that gives a sense of raw, home-video honesty to what could have easily been a typical “back to your roots” segment

    8) Kristy Swanson, Chick-fil-A (March 2014) – A quick ad calling back to over two decades ago, when she was still relevant; still, she gets the job done with nostalgia for a zanier era in American pop-culture history, and does her best to tie it to chicken fillets

    9) Randy Quaid, KFC (April 2013) – the former voice of The Cartoon Colonel returned for his first on-screen advertisement, reflecting on the behind-the-scenes of the gig, all while praising both the Colonel integrity and his food’s high quality and taste

    10) Donald Trump, KFC (January 2014) – demanding only “the best” for himself, the former MLB player brings his wildly jingoistic attitude and wooden acting skills to KFC, reminded us all why we’re both dreading and anticipating the third Trump-Wiseau film

    – usarightnow.co.usa/culture/food, 8/6/2014



    GRAMMER WELCOMES DARFUR PRESIDENT TO WHITE HOUSE

    …Suliman Arcua “Minni” Minnawi of the Saharan Zaghawa people co-led the land of Darfur during its war for independence from Sudan, and has served as its President ever since. Minnawi, a former educator born in 1968 in Furawiyya, North Darfur, is highly popular among the Darfur people. Regardless, the State Department is urging Minnawi to hold elections in Darfur in order to ensure political stability in the region.

    Grammer believes showing Minnawi the benefits of the democratic process will convince him to pursue such political reform in Darfur. As such, the new head-of-state’s two-day visit to the US is only beginning at the White House. Tomorrow, Grammar will travel with him to a public high school in Philadelphia before flying out to a cattle ranch in Texas. These trips are a part of Grammar’s ongoing efforts to give leaders of developing nations “the red carpet treatment” in order to better promote American ideals abroad…

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    The Washington Post, 8/7/2014



    “This is all just bread and circuses. Some fanfare here, some spectacle there. The President needs to stop treating the highly revered office of the Presidency like it is another role in some shoddy TV movie. He needs to quit with the fancy distractions and photogenic photo-ops with obscure foreign leaders and get back to working with congress on the important issues at hand!”

    – US Representative Alan Grayson (D-FL), 8/8/2014 TV spot



    “I think it was irresponsible and wrong for President Grammer to put the lives of our fellow Americans in danger by intervening in the human rights violations in Sudan. We can’t be the leading referee to the world.”

    – political activist and perennial candidate Tulsi Tamayo (R-HI), 8/9/2014



    Why Is Wellstone So Silent On Grammer’s Success In Sudan?

    …the progressive darling must be stewing in sour grapes for failing to do in four years what his successor managed to accomplish in less than two…

    – National Review, mid-August 2014 issue



    GRAMMER MAY VETO POLICE REFORM BILL!

    …The President has suggested that the legislation may be too lenient to criminals and may also violate state-level voting registration laws...

    The Chicago Tribune, 8/12/2014



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    – Former US Vice President James Howard Meredith (R-MS) looking over his speech notes with his wife by his side at the unveiling of the James Meredith Multi-Issue Outreach Center in Jackson, Mississippi, 8/14/2014




    DEPUTY DIRECTOR JEFFREY BEZOS TAKES OVER AS THE NEW HEAD OF NASA

    The Houston Chronicle, 8/15/2014



    “TRADE-OFF DEAL” REACHED: Grammer Will Back Prison Reform Bill In Exchange For Victims’ Rights Bill Receiving Vote

    …“It’s important to understand that Kelsey is crime victim and has had serious trauma in his life,” says the White House Press Secretary. “This is very important to him to make sure crime victims rights are a part of our moral fabric and part of our national laws.”

    At the national level, “crime victims have no legal recourse when one of these rights is violated,” says US Rep. Jennifer Storm (R-PA). “Should a crime victim not be afforded the right to give their impact statement to the court at sentencing, for example, they have no standing to assert that right in court. The case is simply over. In order to remedy this, crime victims need the opportunity to petition the court, should these rights be violated. We seek to remedy this by elevating these current rights, from the statutory level, to the constitutional level; thus, creating a balance between the rights of the accused and the rights of the crime victim. This bill is a step in that direction.” The bill would also compel authorities to notify crime victims of upcoming court proceedings involving the crime defendant and to notify crime victims when defendants or convicted felons are released from prison. If passed, this legislation will also give victims the ability to file motions to challenge instances in which they believe their rights are being violated…

    The Washington Post, 8/17/2014 [2]



    HARLAND MORRISON ADAMS, GRANDSON OF COLONEL SANDERS, IS DEAD AT 81

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    Denver, CO - Harland Morrison Adams, born on November 26, 1932, passed away yesterday from natural causes at the age of 81, a spokesperson for his family announced earlier today. Adams was the son of Margaret Josephine Sanders and James Trigg Adams and the older brother of Francis Josephine Adams Wurster and James Trigg Adams III. Adams’ maternal grandfather and namesake was KFC founder Harland David “Colonel” Sanders. Adams was 32 when his famous grandfather was elected President, and Adams often visited the White House so his young children could spend time playing with their great-grandfather. Much like The Colonel, Adams was an entrepreneur, albeit one in the athletics and sports industries; Adams operated a string ski resorts in the Rocky Mountains, rang from New Mexico to Montana. Adams even attempted to open seasonal operations in the coldest regions of Appalachia during the 1990s. Adams passed away peacefully in his sleep at his home in Denver, Colorado. A “lovable, kind-hearted, energetic and fun-loving” man beloved by his family and friends, as his nephew William S. Adams puts it, the family of Harland has yet to announce the funeral arrangements. Adams is survived by his sister and brother, along with his wife of 60 years, Donna Smith, his daughter Tiffany, and his son Rhett. He will surely be missed.

    The Louisville Times, Kentucky newspaper, 8/18/2014



    …Grammer’s personal experience with criminals made him very reluctant to allow even non-violent criminals to regain voting rights after serving their sentences. Seeking out a way to appeal to undecided voters critical of apparent congressional gridlock, Grammer threw his weight behind another House-approved bill that was still in committee in the Senate. “This bill,” he told reporters at the White House, “gives crime victims a voice in the process and the equal rights they deserve.” Grammer, a crime victim, spoke somberly about his experience: His father was gunned down at the age of 38. “When I learned in 2005 that my father’s killer had released from prison, it was through a tabloid newspaper. It seemed like a cruel joke.”

    Due to being deeply committed to the victims’ rights cause, Grammar often volunteered his time and energy wherever he felt he could make a difference, by sharing his powerful personal story… …Grammer also sought to walk a middle ground by promoting shorter prison sentences for victimless crimes but longer sentences for crimes in which there was a victim or victims…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021 [3]



    Next Week’s Meeting, Subject 1 of 1:

    We need to implement additional sanitation efforts at all outlets in all US states and territories. After the implementation of new cleanliness initiatives, we would send out sanitation inspectors 50% more frequently. This action would in fact be a reaction to reputation to cleanliness upheld by Culver’s.

    When I cut the ribbon at a new outlet that opened in Casper, Wyoming last month, one parent – a mother of two young daughters – came up to me and said that after the SARS global pandemic she partied like the rest of us. But now she has young children, and she does not want them to grow up, live through and experience the horrors of those months, which seem to have been most forgotten by most people, she says.

    According to the head of our sanitation division, many of the restaurants that experience minor outbreaks of SARS every autumn belong to the same restaurant chains that have repealed all safezoning practices in their outlets. But at Culver’s, their alleged mentality of “understanding of the need to have a clean establishment” never really went away.

    These people, the customers – the mothers spending their money wisely, the young technetters spreading information faster than any grapevine of yesteryear ever could – they take note of these things, from the condiment racks to the pop filling stations to the undersides of the tables.

    Thus, we need to discuss how to best enhance our own cleanliness standards. I am convinced that it will be an economically and financially beneficial idea for us to improve our sanitation conditions in all of our locations.

    – KFC-US internal email, from CEO Collins to DoB members, 8/25/2014 (leaked 10/10/2020)



    SENATE NARROWLY PASSES BOTH CRIME REFORM BILLS IN RARE SHOWING OF D.C. COMPROMISE

    The New York Times, 8/27/2014



    “…In political news, US Congressman Piyush ’Harland’ Jindal, a Republican who has represented one of Louisiana’s most conservative House Districts since 2001, is facing backlash after coming out against the Water Resources Penalties Reform Bill. The proposed bill, which is receiving bipartisan support, aims to ‘shift’ fines so that instead of them being ‘flat,’ they will better correspond with the offender’s net worth. In other words, the wealthier you are, the bigger your fine will be for any polluting, littering or any other rule-breaking you make while in federally-controlled parks, nature reserves and water resources...”

    – ABC Morning News, 8/30/2014 broadcast



    …The annual federal budget once again adhered to the restrictive requirements of the BBA. To compensate for an increase in military funding, cutbacks wee made to other departments such as Interior, Energy and Community Development...

    – Doris Helen Kearns Goodwin’s Leadership In Turbulent Times, Simon & Schuster, 2018



    “…It’s imperative that the people turn out and vote in these states holding referendums on how we should proceed, uh, going forward with reforming the Electoral College so that ‘runner-up winner’ elections like 2008 and 2012 can never happen again. …I will be voting yes on Proposition 70 in November, which would cause California to shift to allocating their votes in the Electoral College by Congressional District, instead of our current winner-take-all allocation method that suffocates the will of whoever is not in the majority...”

    – US Senator Mike Gravel (D-CA), 9/5/2014 interview



    SENATE PASSES COMPROMISE BILL EXPANDING RIGHTS FOR BOTH FELONS AND VICTIMS

    …President Grammer will reportedly sign the bill into law next week …

    – The Washington Post, 9/6/2014



    “Oh, this frickin’ job,” Grammer crashed onto the coach. With a long, deep sigh he seemed to deflate like a balloon letting out air, slumping down into the seat. “Political opponents on the left and right. Countries abroad grinning with big smiles as they mount plans for economic superiority. Half the planet likes you for playing referee all the time, and the other half hates you for doing that exact same thing.”

    Brown walked over, with the heaving of his body weight, sat into the chair next to him and began to slowly break the seat, one stretched stitch at a time. “Oh come on, Kelsey, it’s not so bad.” Snapping off a cold one from the six-pack he had pulled out from the mini-fridge behind his desk, he offered “Want one?”

    “Can’t,” the President politely declined, “Doctor’s orders.”

    “What the doctor don’t know won’t hurt him.”

    “Yes, it’ll hurt the patient instead.”

    “Alright, fair enough.” The Vice President’s West Wing office was small but comfortable, and in the case of this particular Vice President was overwhelmed this paraphernalia showing off Brown’s love of biker culture and the bible. A scale model of his beloved Harley Davidson rested on his desk next to a photograph of Brown with the President of said motorcycle company, all smiles. The walls were covered with Bible quotes, with a giant cross fixed directly behind Brown’s extra-large office chair.

    “If people knew just how troublesome with office is, less people would run for it. So that career hacks trying to get something from you, like you’re some mind of genie in an oval bottle.” Grammer confessed, “Speaker McMaster has become a particular bete noire of mine.”

    “A what?”

    “He’s an ass, Harley.”

    “Oh,” Brown said cautiously, “Not to sound too much like Paul Wellstone, but, eh, Kelsey, quit your kvetching already, huh? You’re the President for Christ’s sake. Take charge!”

    “Heh. Yes, I should make them rue the day they went onto TON to rant about not caving in to the lobbyists’ demands.” The President ranted, “Those stubbornly insular snobs should have their underhanded tactics circumscribed, but alas, it won’t happen, Harely. Republicans want to deregulate everything, especially things at the top like billionaires oppressing workers, while the idiot Democrats want to bind up everyone and everything with so much red tape you’d think Edith Head went on a designing spree after suffering a stroke!”

    “Okay, I only got most of that,” said the VP, “But the way I see it, if you don’t lay down the law around here, they’ll lay down the law out there.”

    “Harley, you political parvenu, you. You’ve underscored the main issue. McMaster is unwilling to reach across aisle! I had had to do that last month or nothing good would have gotten passed. Being willing to compromise doesn’t mean comprising your beliefs!”

    “No, it means you’re not a d!ck!”

    “Exactly!”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    CLAIM: Chik-fil-A Has Been Serving Us Mutated Chicken For Years

    Footage posted ontech and widely circulated in the late summer of 2014 claims to show leaked archival documented udio-visual evidence “Chik-fil-A food scientists” studying chickens grown in a science lab do develop without heads, too many bones or even that many feathers, but are still breathing and thus are technically “alive.”

    VERDICT: Irrevocably FALSE!

    EXPLANATION: The “leaked footage” of mutated chickens is in fact footage from the 1960s Italian horror film La Morte ha fatto l’uovo (“Death Laid An Egg”), in which scientists grow/breed headless chickens with small bones and fewer feathers, obly for his creations to be destroyed at the scene of that very same scene. [4]

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    Pictured: stills from the alleged leaked footage of lab-grown headless-but-alive chickens

    EXTRA BIT: The “headless chickens” rumor may have contributed to the pro-healthy eating “fast food scare” of the mid-2010s

    – factorfiction.co.uk, a rumor/conspiracy theory debunking website, 11/21/2017 entry



    “…On Capitol Hill, President Grammar today signed a bill into law that will allow car buyers to deduct the interest on car loans and sales tax from their income taxes as a way to help the U.S. auto industry. The bill was enthusiastically supported by Michigan Governor Michael Moore and several Democratic and Republican politicians on the hill from The Rust Belt…”

    – The Overmyer Network, 9/9/2014 news broadcast



    US HOUSE JUDICIAL COMMITTEE STRIKES DOWN MOVE TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT

    …The article of impeachment will not receive a vote due to the committee finding “absolutely no evidence” of possible wrongdoing on the President’s part in regards to not bailing out America’s largest banks during last year’s economic contraction…

    The Washington Post, 9/12/2014



    COULD NINA HUDSON BE OUR FIRST BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT?
    …currently running for a U.S. House seat, Cleveland Mayor Hudson lost bids for higher office in 2010 and 2012, but is still considered to be a rising star among the most progressive members of the Democratic party…

    The Atlantic, monthly magazine, September 2014 issue



    NARRATOR: “While Donald and Tommy feuding over the growing size of Trump’s role on-screen, and his shrinking number of contributions off-screen, was growing more intense, it was the trouble with The Don’s marriage that came to a head first.

    MINNILLO: “I just wouldn’t tolerate it. The lying, the rudeness… [pause] …the affair Donald was having… [pause] I wouldn’t stand for it any longer.”

    NARRATOR: “After only five months and two days of marriage, Vanessa Minnillo and Donald Trump signed divorce papers.”

    MINNILLO: “I know he didn’t put up a fight because he wanted to be free. I know I unleashed him. But I was not willing to take on the burden of trying to hold down such a, well, person. I wouldn’t call him a man. He thought himself to be a man of a man, but he only kid himself – well, himself, and foolish young women like me.”

    – Scott Neustadter’s Horrificent: The Trump-Wiseau Film Trilogy, TON Movies documentary, 2021



    OHIO DINER WITH “HORRIFYING” CONDITIONS GOES FERVID ONTECH, IMPACTING FOOD TRENDS

    …a diner-and-bar establishment in Akron, Ohio has been ordered to shut down after USDA and state officials discovered “horrifying” sanitation conditions in its kitchen. Images leaked to the press showing a blatant disregard for even the most basic aspects of cleanliness and food-handling are circulating widely, and could be having an impact on the fast food industry. “In the week since the story broke out, sales are down 20%,” says an anonymous manager of one of the McDonald’s outlets found in the same county, “This is one of those cases where the irresponsible behavior of one bad apple gives the illusion of spoiling the bunch.”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 9/17/2014



    …As the western world steadily recovered from the economic debacle of 2013, China was poised to try and improve their own markets’ growth after years of relative stagnation by supplying funds to American and European banks in order to boost Europe’s economy and, in doing, so improve China’s own economy by strengthening companies abroad doing business with China’s manufacturing facilities in order to meet the demands of the western consumer markets…

    – Carl Krosinsky’s Modern China: A Complex Recent History, Borders Books, 2020



    ALL ABOUT ADAM

    Premiered: September 24, 2014

    Genre(s): comedy

    Cast:

    MAIN CAST:

    Adam Sandler as SNL’s Cajun Man, Conehead’s Carmine Weiner, Airhead’s Pip, Mixed Nuts’ Louie, Billy Madison’s Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore’s Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer’s Robbie Hart, The Waterboy’s Bobby Bouche, Big Daddy’s Sonny Koufax, Punch Drunk Love’s Barry Egan, Punch-Drunk Love’s Barry Egan, Mr. Deeds’ Longfellow Deeds, The Hot Chick’s Mambuza Bongo Guy, Anger Management’s Dave Buznik, 50 First Dates’ Henry Roth, Click’s Michael Newman, Reign Over Me’s Charlie Fineman, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan’s Zohan Dvir, and Grown Ups’ Lenny Feder.

    SECONDARY CAST:

    Chris Farley as SNL’s Matt Foley, Wayne’s World/Wayne’s World 2/Wayne’s World 3’s Milton Conover, Coneheads’ Ronnie the Mechanic, Airheads’ Officer Wilson, Billy Madison’s Bus Driver, Tommy Boy’s Thomas Callahan III, Black Sheep’s Mike Donnelly, Beverly Hills Ninja’s Haru, Dirty Work’s Jimmy No-Nose, Kneel Before Ed’s Edward Miller, Arbuckle’s Fatty Arbuckle, Kingpin’s Ishmael, and Ghostbusters 3’s David Fasbender

    Rob Schneider as Home Alone 2’s Cedric, Down Periscope’s Martin Pascal, Knock Off’s Tommy Hendricks, Susan's Plan’s Steve Stevenson, The Waterboy’s The “You Can Do It” Guy, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo/Due Bigalow 2’s Deuce Bigalow, Big Daddy/Mr. Deeds’s Nazo, The Animal’s Marvin Mange, The Hot Chick’s Clive Maxtone, 50 First Dates’ Ula, The Benchwarmers’ Gus Matthews, You Don't Mess with the Zohan’s Salim, and Grown Ups’ Rob Hilliard

    TERTIARY CAST:

    David Spade, Kevin Nealon, Eddie Griffin, Chris Rock, Drew Barrymore, John Mostel, Paul Shore, Yasmine Bleeth, Salina, and Jennifer Aniston all play at least two minor roles in the film

    Synopsis:

    Described as an Adam Sandler “shared universes” movie (poking fun at the “multiverse” trope found in many TV shows and films made by the same networks during the 2000s decade), Sandler reprises a majority of previous film roles for a “sequel” to all of them. A running gag in the film is that none of the characters notice the visual similarities between one another except for a homeless man (played by Paulie Shore) who grows paranoid from it.

    Reception:

    The film received mixed-to-positive reviews from critics, fairly positive reviews from general audiences, and praise from fans of his prior work. The film was also a modest financial success.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    IN THE SPIRIT OF SANDERS AND KROC: The Offerings of The Fast Food Cold War 2.0

    …The Chicken Wars – the recent escalation in chicken sandwich advertising – are not just clucking along, they’re heating up with new entrants from America’s most popular fast-food chains. This week one, McDonald’s and KFC kicked off the summer with their own takes on the crispy concoction that is the chicken sandwich. KFC went first with a tasty and affordable, extra-crispy filet on a buttered brioche bun with pickles and classic spicy mayonnaise – a product dubbed “Crunchy Chicken Special.” McDonald’s similarly-named “Crispy Chicken Special” – which tops chicken, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo with pickles and a spicy pepper sauce, all on a potato roll – soon followed...

    – knn.co.usa/culture/food, 9/29/2014



    …I disagreed with most of Bezos’s plans for NASA. I appreciated his decision to retain the Lunar Robot Hub idea, albeit on a smaller scale, in an overall effort for humanity to “return to outer space and stay there this time.” He called for another Marstronaut expedition, this time one meant to establish a permanent colony on the Red Planet by the year 2030. His plans were colonialist, but understandable – the more people we have on this planet, the less resources we have to share. We need to spread out if we are to survive as a species in the long term. So on that note, Jeffrey and I could see eye-to-creepy-eye.

    But I never stopped not trusting the man. I just could not shake off this bad and foreboding vibe that came with the statement “NASA Director Jeffrey Bezos.” Honestly, I would have preferred having Acting Director of NASA, who served before him, taking the post. I liked Jerome Apt – the very physical definition of a nerd, looking even goofier than Eddie Deezan – he had a more sincere and humane head on his shoulders, and should not have been passed over for the job in favor of Bezos. But Bezos was put in charge of NASA nevertheless, and I could do nothing about it. I just took my generous severance package and left to settle legal affairs out of court and then plan my next move…

    – John McAfee’s autobiography Outer Space Deserves More Iguanas: My Life Being Me, numerous on-net publication sites, 2022



    MCMILLAN DOES IT AGAIN!: Mayor Cuts Property Taxes For Low-Income Homeowners, Convinces City Council To Offer Tax Credits For Certain Commuters

    – The Staten Island Advance, NYC newspaper, 10/4/2014



    …of course, not all of Ross’ post-VP activities were apolitical. In 2014, he encouraged urban and sunburn residents of neighboring stares to visit West Virginia during the autumn to enjoy the lavish colors of the changing trees during that time of year. The emphasis, however, was part of a much larger effort by West Virginia’s Governor Charlotte Pritt it make her state “the Vermont of Appalachia.” Governor Pritt’s ambitious plans called for improving industrial towns with open-air markets and transforming vacant, decaying, and underutilized properties into thriving business centers and housing complexes. Most prominently, though, was her environmental renewal efforts to reclaim land damaged by mining companies and improve the state’s air quality and state parks and forests in order to bring in both more tourists and more residents.

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    Above: Wheeling, WV, the site of several urban revitalization efforts in the state

    Another famous artist who supported Pritt’s efforts was the apolitical musician John Denver (b. 1943). The skilled singer-songwriter, who had recorded the single “Easy To Talk, Easy To Listen” with Bob Ross in 1997, co-hosted a charity event in Hurricane, WV, with several West Virginia musicians to raise money for sufferers of Coal Lung, a.k.a. black lung disease, in October 2014. The event helped raise awareness in other parts of the country of the negative aspects of coalmining, and helped contribute to Pritt’s efforts to shift the state’s economy away from coal…

    – Kristin G. Congdon, Doug Blandy, and Danny Coeyman’s Happy Clouds, Happy Trees: The Bob Ross Phenomenon, University Press of Mississippi, Second edition, 2021



    THERE’S A GOODLAD! Former PM Regains Tory Leadership

    …Tonight’s election for Conservative Party leadership saw former PM Alastair Goodlad, Member of the House of Lords Lord Temporal since 2005, win the position in a landslide. His selection comes after all but one candidate bowed out upon him declaring himself a candidate; only musician Brian May, a candidate for an MP seat in 2011, remained in the race in protest of Goodlad’s “coronation,” but received only 11.9% of the vote. Goodlad won the remaining 88.1%.

    Goodlad succeeding the retiring Rees-Mogg reflects the internal upheavals of the party in recent years. When Rees-Mogg won the last party leadership election, on 9 September 2012, it was on a “for the future” message that he bested fellow candidates Alex Macmillan (an MP since 2005) and Sandra Rivett (MP since 1895). Rees-Mogg’s underperformance earlier this year was enough to convince the Tories to return to the style and policies of Goodlad, who entered the race at the last minute as a “unity” candidate…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 10/10/2014



    ELIZABETH HERRING APOLOGIZES FOR PRIOR NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE CLAIMS

    …the “Wellstonian” Democratic nominee’s long-shot bid for Governor of Oklahoma has become an even longer shot amid controversy over false Native American heritage claims. Herring, who was born in Oklahoma in 1949 and has lived and worked here for most of her life in academia, identified as “American Indian” on a registration card for the State Bar of Oklahoma back 1979. To quell claims of “leeching off of programs meant to help minorities,” as one of her Democratic primary opponents put it, Herring announced she would have her DNA tested. After the results came back, Herring delayed announcing them for nearly a month, raising suspicions that were confirmed upon her releasing them – it turned out Ms. Herring actually has less Native American DNA than the average Caucasian-American…

    The Lawton Constitution, Oklahoma newspaper, 10/12/2014



    “I can understand her mindset during all of this. I can relate to it. My parents lived in Chicago, see? Then Gary, Indiana, then finally moved to Colorado, where grandma had moved to years earlier due to wanderlust and a want for a change of scenery. Grandmother Gertrude, now, she was from Alabama and she claimed to be part Cherokee because many Blacks back then had to claim to have Native American heritage. And why? Because it was considered better than being black.” It’s possible something like this happened earlier in her family history. Should we condemn her stories told before she was born? No. But maybe she should criticize her for not ever getting the story verified.”

    – former Governor Wellington Marion Webb (D-CO), KXKL Radio Denver, local talk/news program, 10/14/2014 broadcast [5]



    19 October 2014: on this day in history, the Roman Catholic Church beautifies Pope Paul VI

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    ...As the midterms neared, the role of government in regards to private employment became a leading issue for debates. In the final the debate for a US Senate seat from North Carolina, for example, the two candidates in the race, challenger Dan Clodfelter (D) and incumbent Margaret A. “Meg” Ryan (R) upheld the standard positions of their respective parties.

    “The more Americans need to consume, the more they should produce in order to be more self-reliant,” stated Ryan in order to win over libertarians in her party.

    Clodfelter countered, “But self-reliance is only possible if workers given freedom to make a decent living, which includes higher take-home pay, better job security, and better job opportunities in the public and private sectors.”…

    – Gary C. Jacobson’s The Power and the Politics of Congressional Elections, Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, 2015



    GRAMMER SIGNS PARKS AND WATER RESOURCES PENALTIES REFORM BILL INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 10/21/2014



    “LLOYD REESE” LIKELY FLED THE US, CIA REPORT FINDS

    …The CIA concludes that there is “more than enough” evidence to suggest that the man known as Lloyd Havaw Reese has fled the United States. According to the spokesperson for the CIA, Mr. Reese, whose real name is Lee Harvey Oswald, most likely fled American authorities to either Canada, Mexico or Cuba. All three of those nations are working with the CIA and INTERPOL to try and find him for his connection to alleged misuse of campaign funds connected to his surprising but unsuccessful run for Governor of Montana two years ago…

    – The Billings Gazette, Montana newspaper, 10/23/2014



    …Of course, there were times when Harley showed his dangerously aggressive side, too. I recall one incident on the eve of the 2014 midterms, when we were discussing the continued rioting in the Catalonia and Basque regions of Spain. Things were only just starting to simmer down, but at the time that did not appear to be the case. As such, Harley pushed for further action in Asia and Europe, even wanting to use Air Force superiority if necessary. A military man for much of his life, Harley basically balked at the libertarian notion of non-military intervention if even greenlighting any intervention at all, and remarked, I quote, “Maybe we should just the bomb Basque region into submission!”

    “That might be too far, Harley,” I told him.

    “How? They’re causing trouble, let’s show them that when they act like some backwards hellhole like North Korea, we won’t treat them any better than some backwards hellhole like North Korea.”

    It took a while to convince him that Spain was a first-world nation with deep economic ties to the rest of Europe. …Personally, I found the notion of American planes bombing a part of Europe to be abhorrent, absurd, and – when considering the fact that, at one point in world history, European nations were invading North America – quite ironic…

    – Kelsey Grammer’s second autobiography “So Far, So Good,” Dutton Press, 2021



    Political consultant Max A. BOOT: “The stock market is back to being healthy again!”

    Former US Secretary of Labor ROBERT REICH: “But the stock market is not truly reflective of the actual economy, but reflective of how well-off the top 5% of the economy is. Even after efforts instigated under Presidents Jackson and Wellstone, efforts that I played a role in, even after those efforts, the number of people in this country who actually own stock is at a historic high, but even still, a wide majority of Americans still do not own any stock at all.”

    – CBS roundtable discussion, 10/29/2014



    November United States Senate election results, 2014

    Date: November 4, 2014

    Seats: 35 of 104

    Seats needed for majority: 53

    New Senate majority leader: Webb Franklin (R-MS)
    New Senate minority leader: Gary Locke (D-WA)

    Seats before election: 56 (R), 47 (D), 1 (I)
    Seats after election: 52 (R), 51 (D), 1 (I)
    Seat change: R v 4, D ^ 4, I - 0

    Full List:
    Alabama: incumbent Spencer T. Bachus III (R) over Quinton T. Ross Jr. (D)
    Alaska: incumbent Kevin Meyer (R) over Ray Metcalfe (D) and Susan Lindauer (Country)
    Arkansas: incumbent Jim Guy Tucker (D) over Tom Cotton (R) and Susan Benjamin (Green)
    Colorado: incumbent Langhorne “Lang” Sias (R) over Tom Strickland (D)
    Delaware: incumbent Marjorie “Midge” Osterlund (D) over Kevin Wade (R)
    Georgia: incumbent Bob Barr (R) over Edward Jerome Tarver (D)
    Idaho: Dr. Rex Floyd Rammell (R) over Nels Mitchell (D); incumbent Helen Chenoweth (R) lost re-nomination
    Illinois: incumbent Kwame Raoul (D) over Evelyn Sanguinetti (R)
    Iowa: incumbent Terry Branstad (R) over Stephen N. Six (D)
    Kansas: incumbent Carla J. Stovall (R) over Chad Taylor (D)
    Kentucky: incumbent Martha Layne Osborne (D) over David Patterson (R)
    Louisiana: incumbent Clyde Cecil Holloway (R) over Troyce Guice (D)
    Maine: incumbent Angus King (I) over Shenna Bellows (D) and Scott D’Amboise (R)
    Massachusetts: Demetrius J. Atsalis (D) over incumbent appointee Lewis George “Lew” Evangelidis (R)
    Michigan: Terry Lynn Stern Rakolta (R) over Mark Schauer (D); incumbent Jack R. Lousma (R) retired
    Minnesota: incumbent Sharon Sayles Belton (D) over Tim Penny (R)
    Mississippi: incumbent Peter H. “Pete” Johnson (R) over Travis Childers (D)
    Montana: incumbent Larry R. Williams (R) over Amanda Curtis (D) and Roger Roots (Liberty)
    Nebraska: incumbent Orrin Hatch (R) over David Domina (D) and Jim Jenkins (Independent)
    New Hampshire: Yvonne Katrina Lantos (D) over incumbent Kelley Ashby (R)
    New Jersey: Lisa Perez Jackson (D) over Steve Lonegan (R); incumbent Mary V. Mochary (R) retired
    New Mexico: incumbent Roberto Mondragon (D) over David Clements (R)
    North Carolina: Dan Clodfelter (D) over incumbent Margaret A. “Meg” Ryan (R)
    Oklahoma: incumbent Steve Largent (R) over Dan Boren (D)
    Oregon: incumbent Jefferson Smith (D) over Jo Rae Perkins (R (and endorsed by the Boulder Party of Oregon))
    Potomac: Anthony A. Williams (D) over Bruce Majors (R); incumbent David Schwartzman (D) retired
    Puerto Rico: incumbent Norma Burgos (R) over Margarita Nolasco Santiago (D)
    Rhode Island: incumbent Elizabeth H. Roberts (D) over Mark Zaccaria (R)
    South Carolina: J. Gary Simrill (R) over incumbent Mike Thurmond (D)
    South Dakota: incumbent SuAnne Big Crow (R) over R. J. Volesky (D)
    Tennessee: incumbent Hillary Rodham-Clinton (R) over Lincoln Davis (D)
    Texas: incumbent Mac Thornberry (R) over Nancy Nathanson (D), David Alameel (La Raza Unida) and Steve Stockman (Liberty)
    Virginia: Donald McEachin (D) over incumbent George Allen (R)
    West Virginia: incumbent Nick Rahall (liberal R) over Paul T. Farrell Jr. (D)
    Wyoming: Foster Stephen Friess (R) over Mary Throne (D); incumbent Barbara Cubin (R) retired

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    United States House of Representatives results, 2014

    Date: November 4, 2014

    Seats: All 441

    Seats needed for majority: 221

    New House majority leader: H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC)
    New House minority leader: Barbara B. Kennelly (D-CT)

    Last election: 239 (R), 202 (D)
    Seats won: 225 (R), 216 (D)
    Seat change: R v 14, D ^ 14

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    LIBERTARIAN ACTIVIST ELECTED TO CONGRESS

    …Representative-Elect Milton R. Wolf (b. 1971), a libertarian Republican, is board-certified radiologist who strongly supported President Grammer’s handling of the Unlucky Recession, but had organized a small protest outside the White House over the President’s actions concerning Sudan in early 2013. Wolf, a noninterventionist activist critical of America’s Universal Healthcare system, is the second cousin, once removed of Republican Montana Governor Barry McCain. The more centrist McCain who endorsed Wolf and campaigned for him in the weeks prior to the election despite their differing views on foreign policy…

    The Wichita Eagle, Kansas newspaper, 11/4/2014



    FORMER SECRET SERVICEMAN JASON CHAFFETZ WINS U.S. HOUSE SEAT

    – The Deseret News, Utah newspaper, 11/4/2014



    United States Governor election results, 2014

    Date: November 4, 2014

    Number of state gubernatorial elections held: 37

    Seats before: 27 (R), 23 (D), 2 (I), 0 (G)
    Seats after: 25 (R), 25 (D), 1 (I), 1 (G)
    Seat change: R v 2, D ^ 2, I v 1, G ^ 1

    Full list:
    Alabama: Richmond McDavid Flowers Jr. (D) over Adelbert Carl “Del” Marsh (R); David Woods (R) was term-limited
    Alaska: Lesil Lynn “Lizzie” McGuire (Liberty-Republican-Alliance) over incumbent Willie Hensley (Democratic-Green-Union) and Jerry Ward (Boulder)
    Arizona: Tina Flint Smith (D) over incumbent Don Goldwater (Liberty)
    Arkansas: Connor Eldridge (D) over incumbent Mark Darr (R)
    California: incumbent Cruz Bustamante (D) over George Radanovich (R), Tom Campbell (Liberty) and Judy May Eng (Green)
    Colorado: incumbent William “Bill” Thiebaut Jr. (D) over Patricia Elaine Miller (R)
    Connecticut: incumbent Nancy Lee Johnson (R) over Susan Bysiewicz (D) and Nancy S. Wyman (Independent Democratic)
    Florida: Alex Sink (D) over incumbent Bob Smith (R) and Pam Iorio (Independent Democratic)
    Georgia: incumbent Shirley Franklin (D) over John Barge (R)
    Hawaii: Douglas S. “Doug” Chin (D) over Jeff Davis (R); incumbent Muliufi Francis “Frank” Hannemann (D) retired
    Idaho: Butch Otter (R) over Brian C. Cronin (D); incumbent Sharon L. Block (R) retired
    Illinois: Al Giannoulias (D) over Christine Radogno (R); incumbent Roland Burris (D) retired
    Iowa: Kimberly Ann McFadden (R) over Jack Hatch (D) and Christopher Reed (Independent Republican); incumbent Fred Grandy (R) retired
    Kansas: Susan Wagle (R) over Carl Brewer (D); incumbent Lynn Jenkins (R) retired
    Maine: Patricia LaMarche (Green) over Mike Michaud (D) and Hannah Pingree (R); incumbent Peter E. Cianchette (R) retired
    Maryland: Kumar P. Barve (D) over Daniel Bongino (R); incumbent John Peter Sarbanes (D) retired
    Massachusetts: Maura Healey (D) over Kerry Healey (R); incumbent Michael Dukakis (D) retired
    Michigan: incumbent Michael Moore (D) over Pete Hoekstra (R)
    Minnesota: incumbent Alex Kozinski (IRL) over Margaret Anderson Kelliher (D)
    Nebraska: David K. Karnes (R) over Kim Robak (D) and incumbent Ernie Chambers (I)
    Nevada: Randy Quaid (R) over incumbent Oscar Goodman (D)
    New Hampshire: incumbent Rushern L. Baker III (D) over Walt Havenstein (R)
    New Mexico: Allen Edward Weh (R) over Gary King (D); incumbent Gary Earl Johnson (R) was term-limited
    New York: Michael Gianaris (D) over John M. Kennedy Jr. (R); incumbent Tom Golisano (I) retired
    Ohio: James M. “Jim” Petro (R) over Robert “Bob” Fitrakis (D); incumbent Maureen O’Connor (R) retired
    Oklahoma: incumbent Rebecca Hamilton (R) over Elizabeth Herring (D) and R. J. Harris (Liberty)
    Oregon: incumbent Tina Kotek (D) over Suzanne Bonamici (R) and Frances Lappe (Independent)
    Pennsylvania: incumbent Barry Goldberg (D) over Everett A. Stern (R) and Lynne Abraham (Boulder)
    Potomac: Linda Washington Cropp (D) over Kris Hammond (R); incumbent Vincent Bernard Orange Sr. (D) retired
    Rhode Island: Bob Healey (Independent) over Angel Taveras (D) and Brendan Doherty (R); incumbent Lincoln Davenport Chafee (R) retired
    South Carolina: incumbent Andre Bauer (R) over Tony Krajewski Thurmond (D)
    South Dakota: incumbent Stephanie Herseth (D) over Lora L. Hubbel (R)
    Tennessee: Monica Wehby (R) over Sara Kyle (D); incumbent Dave Ramsey (R) was term-limited
    Texas: incumbent Bill Owens (R) over Debra Medina (D/La Raza Unida)
    Vermont: Jeffrey “Jeff” Weaver (D) over incumbent Bernard Peters (R), Dan Feliciano (Liberty) and Cris Ericson (Independent)
    Wisconsin: incumbent Mark Green (R) over Ed Garvey (D) and David A. Clarke Jr. (Boulder)
    Wyoming: Cynthia Jo “Cindy” Hill (R) over Michael Allen Green (D); incumbent W. Richard West (D) retired

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    ALASKA DELEGATION

    Senators:

    Class 2: Kevin Meyer (R) since 2009

    Class 3: J. R. Myers (R) since 2011

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    Representative:

    District At-large: Ramona Gail McIver Phillips (R) since 2004

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    1959-1965: Ralph Julian Rivers (D) – lost re-election

    1965-1967: Lowell Thomas Jr. (R)
    – lost re-election

    1967-1970: Mike Gravel (D) – resigned upon election to a US Senate seat

    1970-1979: William L. Hensley (D)

    1979-1989: Jalmar Kerttula (R)
    – retired to run for Governor in the 1988 recall election

    1989-2003: Ramona Lee Etta Barnes (R) – died in office

    2004-present: Ramona Gail McIver Phillips (R) – incumbent
    2004 (sp): over Ernie Hall (D)
    2004: over Dennis Egan (D) and Alvin A. Anders (Action)
    2006: over Sarah J. “Sally” Smith (D)
    2008: over Diane E. Benson (D) and Lydia Darby-O’Callahan (Independent)
    2010: over Bruce M. Botelho (D)
    2012: over Daniel DeNardo (D)
    2014: over Dawn Mendias (D)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa/US_Congress/composition/date:11_11_2014



    Mayors of CLEVELAND

    1/1/1954-12/31/1965: 49) Anthony Joseph Celebrezze Sr. (D, 1910-1998) – previously served in the state senate from 1951 to 1953; improved the city’s infrastructure with urban renewal and rapid-transit system programs; lost re-election in an upset; later served in the U.S. House
    1953: William J. McDermott (R)
    1955: unopposed
    1957: unopposed
    1959: Tom Ireland (R)
    1961: Albina Cermak (R)
    1963: Willard W. Brown (R)

    1/1/1966-12/31/1967: 50) Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R, 1914-1999) – previously worked in real estate and previously served on the city council from 1954 to 1966; city’s first Republican Mayor since 1941; banned certain musicians from holding concerts at city-owned venues following a riot breaking out at a Rolling Stones performance in 1965; called certain civil rights activists “extremists” and called certain shoutnik leaders “traitors” for criticizing President Sander’s handling of Vietnam prior to the invasion of Hanoi; lost re-election by a narrow margin despite it being a good year for Republicans
    1965: Anthony J. Celebrezze (D)

    1/1/1968-12/31/1971: 51) Carl Burton Stokes (D, 1927-1996) – city’s first African-American Mayor; sought to revitalize low-income neighborhoods; addressed industrial pollution concerns and root causes after the Cuyahoga River caught fire in 1969; retired to successfully run for a U.S. House seat in 1972; later served in the US Senate
    1967: Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R)
    1969: Seth Taft (R) and Sydney Stapleton (I)

    1/1/1972-12/31/1975: 52) Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R, 1914-1999) – won over the Eastern European vote in both elections; cracked down on city crime and expanded cities international ties; accidently set the top of his hair on fire with a welder’s torch in a well-publicized 1972 incident; lost re-election over his handling of deteriorating racial relations despite the improving economy
    1971: Anthony Garofoli (D) and Arnold R. Pinkney (I)
    1973: Patrick L. Gerity (D)

    1/1/1976-12/31/1977: 53) Mercedes Cotner (D, 1905-1998) – city’s first female Mayor and city’s second African-American Mayor; served on the city council for 25 years and was often the bridge between conflicting factions on the council; retired after one term due to declining health
    1975: Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R)

    1/1/1978-12/31/1985: 54) Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R, 1914-1999) – early supporter of President Denton, and reportedly sought a position in his cabinet during the Buz Lukens Hush Money Scandal; lost re-election amid rising unemployment and public utility issues; decided against running for an unprecedented eighth term in 1991 after being diagnosed with cancer, and subsequently retired from public life
    1977: Ed Feighan (D), Arnold R. Pinkney (I) and Alyson Kennedy (Workers’)
    1979: Charles Lewis “Charlie” Butts (D)
    1981: Patrick Sweney (D)
    1983: Basil Russo (D)

    1/1/1986-12/31/1991: 55) Gary Kucinich (D, b. 1951) – previously served on the School Board and on the city council from 1976 to 1985; city’s youngest mayor, entering office at the age of 34; is the younger brother of U.S. Representative Dennis Kucinich (D); had the city hire and train unemployed citizens to become utility workers, and reformed the city’s tax system to have wealthier residents cover rising costs for education and utility work; reformed the city’s election process to a blanket primary-runoff system; retired to unsuccessfully run for a U.S. House seat in 1992
    1985: Ralph Joseph Perk Sr. (R)
    1987: James W. Barrett (I)
    1989: Benny Bonanno (D)

    1/1/1992-12/31/2001: 56) Michael R. White (D, b. 1951) – African-American; served in the state senate from 1984 to 1991; was pro-business and pro-police; retired to successfully run for a U.S. House seat in 2002, and later ran an alpaca farm and Ohio-based winery company
    1991: Tim Hagan (D)
    1993: David Rock (D)
    1995: Helen Knipe Smith (D)
    1997: Ralph Joseph Perk Jr. (R)
    1999: Raymond C. Pierce (D)

    1/1/2002-12/31/2009: 57) Bill Patmon (D, b. 1946) – African-American; city council from 1989 to 2001; close ally of his predecessor, though was noticeably further to the left of him on numerous issues, including education and healthcare, but not taxation and regulations; lost re-election amid allegations of corruption
    2001: Mary Rose Oakar (D)
    2003: James Draper (D)
    2005: Nelson Cintron Jr. (D)
    2007: Rick Nagin (Communist)

    1/1/2010-12/31/2015: 58) Nina Hudson (D, b. 1967) – African-American female; progressive and strong supporter of women’s rights; first elected in an upset; served on the city council from 2002 to 2009; struggled to work well with the city council; known for criticizing many fellow Ohio Democrats; lost re-election after alienating multiple local officials, who endorsed her runoff opponent, as did several prominent Democratic party leaders from the statewide and national levels; lost bids for higher office in 2010, 2012, and 2014 due to failing to gather support from major party leaders; currently (July 4, 2021) serving as a university professor; has expressed interest in re-entering politics someday, and so it is speculated that she may run for public office again in 2022 or 2023
    2009: Bill Patmon (D)
    2011: Laverne Jones-Gore (R)
    2013: Robert M. Kilo (I)

    1/1/2016-present: 59) Shirley A. Smith (D, b. 1950) – African-American female; previously worked as a radio talk-show host; previously served in state house from 1999 to 2007 and in the state senate from 2007 to 2015; incumbent
    2015: Nina Hudson (D)
    2017: Jeffrey D. Johnson (D)
    2019: John E. Barnes Jr. (D)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, 7/4/2021



    …Gabriela Barron Cuevas was born on April 3, 1979 in El Paso, Texas to Mexican immigrants seeking employment in the wake of the 1978 recession. Barron Cuevas graduated from Texas A&M with degrees in law and political science in 2001, and became shortly afterwards became a journalist for The Houston Chronicle. Her coverage of post-KW2 reconciliation efforts won her the prestigious Charles E. Green award in 2008. In 2012, Barron Cuevas was admitted to the bar and soon after was hired by a Houston-based law firm, where she specialized in media-based cases. As writing op-eds for local papers boosted her local presence, she was considered the favorite upon announcing a bid for congress in early 2014...

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    CALIFORNIA VOTERS REJECT PROPOSITION 70, 55.9%-to-44.1%

    The New York Times, 11/5/2014



    THE LATEST SARS VACCINE: Who Should Get It First And Why

    …SARS has gone from being a world-stopping plague to an annual seasonal “allergy” of a virus, deadly than the flu but thankfully and relatively less common. However, as the years pass, we have noted (see our reports here) a steady decline in sanitation practices. Because of these trends, we still urge all to get the latest version of the SARS vaccinations, especially in light of other reports (see here) having found that the number of people getting vaccinated nationwide has dropped significantly from last year’s numbers…

    – healthline.co.usa, 11/12/2014



    STATE REFERENDUMS ON ELECTORAL COLLEGE SEND CLEAR BUT MIXED SIGNALS

    ...In addition to several non-binding referendums, several liberal states have also signed onto a pact to cast their votes for whoever wins the popular vote. The “NPV Bloc” conflicts with support expressed for other EC-reforming ideas, such as implementing a two-round system, or even adding to the EC a stateless “bloc” of 30 electoral votes that goes to whoever wins the popular vote…

    The Boston Globe, 11/14/2014



    KFC’S PETE HARMAN DIES AT AGE 95

    The humble Utah businessman who helped bring "Finger-Lickin' Good" chicken to Utah and the world died at 95 on Wednesday. Utah native Leon W. "Pete" Harman passed away early Wednesday morning, James D. Olson, CEO of Harman Management Corp., confirmed.

    "Simply put, neither the Harman system nor the KFC brand would exist as we know them today without Pete's selfless leadership, commitment or passion," Olson said in a statement.

    Harman will be remembered as "an innovator" throughout the company, Olson said, from his idea to package complete meals for families on the go to a business model that allowed management teams to own significant interests in the restaurants where they worked in order to share in the profits. He was known for heading back to introduce himself to the cooks as soon as he entered one of the restaurants.


    Harman began selling business and future US President Colonel Harland Sanders’ signature chicken by the bucket in 1952, roughly a year after The Colonel began selling his birds in Kentucky, marking the first successful launching of The Colonel's offerings outside of The Bluegrass State.

    In an interview with The Deseret News in 2002, 50 years after that KFC outlet opened, Harman credited the positive atmosphere in Utah as part of the restaurant's success.

    "What really worked was the delightful labor force in Utah," he said at the time. "People believe in working, and they're friendly — that's the culture that got KFC off the ground and into the whole world."

    Harman was born in Granger, which is now part of West Valley City. His mother, Grace, died of pneumonia two days later, leaving his father with nine children. A year later, Pete's father married his brother's widow, Caroline Hemenway Harmon, who already had six children.

    Four years later, Pete's father died, and "Aunt Carrie" pulled the family together to make a living on the farm. Years later, Harman donated a building on the BYU campus named in her honor.

    Harman met and married his wife, Arline Harman, while working in restaurants in San Francisco. The couple moved to Salt Lake City in 1941 and opened their first restaurant together, the "Do Drop Inn." They met Sanders at a restaurant convention in Chicago in 1951. The rest is history, recounted in the book "Secret Recipe."

    Pete and Arline Harman relocated to Los Altos, California, in the 1960s, where they established their business headquarters.
    Harmon was not involved in the Sanders administration, but remained a close friend of The Colonel until his death in 1990. Arline Harmon died in January 2013 just before her 97th birthday.

    The Deseret News, Utah newspaper, 11/19/2014 [6]



    THE FRASIER THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: Little Frasier, Lots of Laughs

    …while former US Presidents have certainly lent their faces to a TV show or two in the past – Colonel Sanders being the most prominent – today’s entry into the annals of Reunion Special History marks the first time that a production company could truthfully boast that the incumbent US President agreed to an extended cameo for them, appearing for several scene involving phone calls, VidCalls, and two important scenes near the end of the 70-minute-long “mini movie” special... ...The premise of the special is that the Crane clan head out to Chicago to support Frasier, who has been hosting a regional TV talk show that is set to air its final episode. However, each causes trouble on the plane, causing them to be kicked off of it; with Martin’s RV totaled in a previous incident, and Niles having developed a fear of trains, the group has to hitch a ride to The Windy City, to Martin and Daphne’s enjoyment and Niles’ horror... The writers wisely avoided making too many political jokes, allowing anyone who enjoys witty humor and catching up on old friends to enjoy watching this special and check in one last time on these crazy and lovable tossed salads and scrambled eggs…

    – Variety magazine, TV/film review/editorial section, 11/25/2014



    UNHCR REPORTS 50K STILL STATELESS FROM SUDAN CONFLICTS

    …UN High Commissioner for Refugees, the UN agency responsible for aiding and assisting refugees, forcibly displaced peoples and the stateless, today revealed that over 50,000 people are still displaced from the Darfurian and South Sudanese Wars of Independence. …Most people who fled from the destruction and carnage of the warfare fled into neighboring countries such as Chad, with a majority of those fleeing being women and children. The UNHCR and many other organizations are working to assist these displaced individuals into finding statehood, while efforts to develop the two new African nation are worked on at the same time…

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    Above: an aerial view of a part of Darfur

    The New York Times, 12/1/2014



    UNITC FINDS ALI KUSHAYB GUILTY OF 51 CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, WAR CRIMES

    …the former Sudan military leader was arrested near the end of the war after fleeing to the Central African Republic…

    The Guardian, 5/12/2014



    “…Former President of Sudan Omar Al-Bashir has been found guilty of war crimes by the UN International Tribunal Court, and has been sentenced to life in prison at Helmond…”

    – NBC, 12/9/2014 news broadcast



    “Great! Maybe he and Gaddafi can get to be cellmates!”

    – comedian Dave Chappelle, reply-comment posted on buddytalk.co.usa, a popular social media netsite, 12/10/2014 post



    …while focused primarily on pragmatic short-term action, McMillan did plan ahead in some respects. For example, he used Turkey’s handling of the 2014 Winter Olympics as a reference point, along with Greece’s plans for the 2018 Winter Olympics, for how to best handle the post-2016 economic fallout of the city having stadiums and other amenities that were no longer in use. While the King of Greece showcased optimism, Jimmy McMillan expressed dread.

    “The city will take a hit long-term, but you can help by spending your money in your city. Don’t travel out of NYC to spend your money, don’t give up your money to some other town, and then wonder why your own town has no money,” the Mayor proclaimed at a press conference in December 2, as his one-year rent freeze neared its end. “Think smart – think local.”

    As 2015 approached, a rising issue for the Mayor’s office was the future city budget. The budget question was an important nor because the Governor and state legislature are the ones that authorize Empire state cities to take on debt, much to the consternation of McMillan. “We can’t go into debt without the state government’s approval, and it doesn’t look like this new idiot,” McMillan referred to then-Governor-Elect Gianaris during a meeting with his inner circle. “He’s not going to be working with us to solve the city’s budget problems. We’re in this alone.”

    Sitting in the Mayor’s office, McMillan was flanked by budget overseer Maria Doulis, head speechwriter Kim Phillips-Fein, and city councilpersons and political allies Liz Krueger and Kris Davis.

    “In a single block, diners, dry cleaners, hardware stores, beauty salons and other shops are all within walking distance, sharing spaces and foot traffic and all surviving together. Too many landlords hate that, the sense of community and people helping each other not to get money out of it, but because they’re not d!cks to one another,” McMillan lamented failing to lower the rent cap any more than $2,000 a month, but was hopeful that the past eleven months would be remembered in the 2015 “midterm” elections in the city – the rent freeze had been credited with contributing to the rise in employment rites, and several organizations were crediting it with noticeable drops in reports of depression and domestic disturbances.

    Economist James Parrott, another member of McMillan’s inner circle, suggested that the city close its budget gap by raise taxes on the riches residents.

    “Ever heard of white flight? Rich flight’s even faster,” was McMillan’s reply. “We’ll do that if absolutely necessary, but I think it’s not absolutely necessary at the moment.”

    “Well, at least one thing is working in our favor,” Phillips-Fein observed, “The city’s creditors, the once-major Big Banks, are still in shambles. I mean, yeah, they’re picking themselves back up, but only slowly.”

    McMillan contemplated for a moment, then sighed, breathed deeply, and exclaimed, “Berlin generated $3.6billion and spent more than $40billion for the Summer Olympics in 2008. As of 2013, Los Angeles, the host of the 1976 Summer Games, is the only host city that realized a profit from the games, mostly because the required infrastructure already existed, and all the construction work of the past several years tells you that we did not already have the right infrastructure to host the games. [7] But I’ve been told it’s too late to call them off now, so, what can be done? I’ll tell you what can be done, it’s something the Republicans will like – we are going to milk the games for all they’ve got. Charges, taxation, payments, fines, et cetera, for everything, from technet provider services to hotel mini-fridges to walking on our sidewalks. If an Olympian is doing something, we’re charging him for it. Because New Yorkers should not have to foot this bill. They should not have to suffer for the stupidity of the officials they elect. And they should not have to pay for the amenities of visitors. They’re already paying too much because, even with the rent freeze, the rent is still too damn high!”

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    “Yes, yes, I remember him. I drove him around about six, seven years ago I think. Very odd little man. He asked to be driven to this certain spot near town, way up on a hill overlooking the valley. Good scenic spot. I remember he walked around, and knelt down to look at this very old tree branch sticking out of ground. He asked in perfect Spanish for how old the tree was, and I told him, ‘older than you, probably.’ And he just nodded and muttered to himself, ‘Yeah, this is what did it. This f@#kin’ tree.’ He was a very odd fella.”

    – Cuban tour guide, segment for documentary on Lee Harvey Oswald, 2022



    …Ahead of the 2014 Christmas Mass, Pope Patrick I had privately and publicly expressed strong opposition to the proposed removal of certain restrictions on clerical marriage in the Eastern Catholic Churches’ diaspora. However, with his relationship with the growing liberal base of the church, the Pope reluctantly approved of such measures before the start of the New Year in order to better appease to the more liberal, “modernizing” and “westernizing” factions of the Catholic Church…

    – Robert Blair Kaiser’s Church In Search of Itself: Pope Patrick And The Battle For The Future, Knopf Books, 2019



    “When the economy is good, people fear when it will go back to being bad. This locks people into a perpetual state of worry. That has to change.”

    – media mogul Bernard “Bern” Sanders, NYC radio discussion, 12/23/2014



    SEASON’S GREETINGS: The First Family’s Christmas Vid Featured Baby Billy Grammer And The Technet Can’t Get Enough of Him!

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 12/26/2014



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    – KFC Special Offer in KFC Kuwait, 12/30/2014



    TEXAS DELEGATION

    Senators:
    Class 1: Kay Granger (R) in office since 2007
    Class 3: Mac Thornberry (R) in office since 2009

    Representatives:
    District 1: Wayne Christian (R, b. 1950) in office since 2005
    District 2: Thad Heartfield (R, b. 1940) in office since 1979
    District 3: Gabriela Barron Cuevas (D, b. 1979) in office since 2015
    District 4: John Kevin Ellzey Sr. (R, b. 1970) in office since 2015
    District 5: Ken Ashby (R) in office since 1997
    District 6: Dr. Laura G. Murillo (R) in office since 2013
    District 7: Sylvester Turner (D) in office since 2005
    District 8: George Brenneman (R) in office since 2007
    District 9: Royce Barry West (D, b. 1952) in office since 1999
    District 10: Brewster McCracken (R) in office since 2007
    District 11: Jeff Drost (R) in office since 2007
    District 12: Florence Shapiro (R, b. 1948) in office since 1999
    District 13: Kathy Whitmire (D, b. 1946) in office since 2013
    District 14: Chris Peden (R) in office since 2009
    District 15: James Byrd Jr. (D) in office since 2015
    District 16: Carol Alvarado (D, b. 1967) in office since 2013
    District 17: Kip Averitt (R) in office since 2011
    District 18: Marvin Bush (R, b. 1956) in office since 2015
    District 19: Arlene Wohlgemuth (R, b. 1947) in office since 2005
    District 20: Laura Lane Welch (R, b. 1946) in office since 1991
    District 21: James Arthur Strohm (R) in office since 2007
    District 22: Shelley Sekula-Gibbs (R, b. 1953) in office since 2006
    District 23: David Gordon Wallace (R) in office since 2009
    District 24: Steve Stockman (R, b. 1956) in office since 1995
    District 25: Raul Torres (R, b. 1955) in office since 2013
    District 26: Frederick Edgar Ferguson (R) in office since 1991
    District 27: Geanie Williams Morrison (R) in office since 2003
    District 28: Enrique Roberto "Henry" Cuellar (D, b. 1955) in office since 1999
    District 29: Clifford Messina (R) in office since 2005
    District 30: Eddie Bernice Johnson (D, b. 1935) in office since 1993
    District 31: Larry Gonzales (R) in office since 2015
    District 32: Steve Bartlett (R) in office since 1995
    District 33: William Patrick "Will" Wynn (D, b. 1961) in office since 2009
    District 34: Laura Miller (D, b. 1958) in office since 2007
    District 35: Ahmad Hassan (R) in office since 2011
    District 36: Lloyd Alton Doggett II (D, b. 1946) in office since 1995

    Composition: 25 Republicans, 11 Democrats

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, January 2015



    Republican House leadership election, 2015:

    Date: January 10, 2015

    Seats: All 225 Republican-held seats

    Seats needed to win: 113

    MINORITY LEADER:

    Description:

    Party infighting was seen as a major cause for the party losing 14 seats in the 2014 midterms, only allowing them to retain the House by a mere 4 seats. The GOP House’s libertarian “Hedgehog Caucus” blamed these election losses on McMaster’s “underhanded” tactics during the 2014 midterm primary elections, and subsequently sought an alternative candidate. After several higher-profile Representatives declined interest, the caucus members rallied behind moderate libertarian Rep. Larry Householder of Ohio in an effort to win moderates away from McMaster. Fearing that he would lose the election, McMaster promised to “reverse court and play ball” in the new legislative session, and swore that he would have “no qualms” with any Representatives that voted against him.

    Results:

    (Inc.) Dorgan McMaster (SC) – 149

    Larry Lee Householder (OH) – 72

    Tom Campbell (CA) (not a candidate) – 4

    Despite the efforts of the party’s libertarians to oust the incumbent Speaker, McMaster managed to hold on to power thanks to winning over more support from the moderate, the deeply religious, and the “country conservative” factions of the party.

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    …In the same hopeful vein as the UN Framework Convention on Global Climate Disruption and the 1996 Kiev Protocol, the Global Climate Disruption Intergovernmental Panel of 2015, also known as the GCD Zagreb Agreement, was signed in Zagreb Yugoslavia in January 2015 by the national leaders of all but 2 of the top 25 nations on Earth producing carbon emissions. The international agreement was a plan to cut carbon emissions in half by the year 2024, an ambitious plan led by France and the UK. The two holdouts, Saudi Arabia and the United States, opposed the agreement on the grounds that ten years was simply not enough time for their respective nations to convert to renewable energy. Environmentalists criticized President Grammer for this decision, noting that solar and wind power had in recent years become some of the largest providers of energy in the US, largely thanks to the “go green” efforts of the Jackson and Wellstone administrations…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “Well, actually, I do have to hand it to Michigan’s Governor, Michael Moore. He may be struggling to raise unemployment and bring back jobs from overseas, but he’s making up for it by getting at least some to work cleaning the water systems in his state. I just saw a CBS segment yesterday covering how some water sanitation experts are now calling Michigan’s tap water ‘The Best in the Midwest’ because he had several water disinfecting plants built all over the place. That, I have to admit, has been very impressive.”

    – former Governor Paul Soglin (D-WI), CBS News roundtable discussion, 1/17/2015



    CARLOS I TO ABDICATE

    Madrid, SPAIN – The King of Spain, Carlos I, has announced his decision to abdicate the throne in June of this year, a move that will make his son and heir apparent, Felipe VI, the new King of Spain. King Carlos I reportedly wanted to abdicate last year, but decided to wait until his nation was on the road to recovery before making his announcement...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 22/1/2015



    …Grammer went fervid ontech upon being spotted sporting a salt-and-pepper beard while attending a political fundraiser in late January 2015:

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    Technetters across party lines seemed to occur that the "fresh" face-cover suited him, and that he should keep it on.

    Behind closeted doors, Grammer’s political analysts were surprised by the positive reception, even more so by Grammer’s decision to grow it out in the first place. Several of his “optics” experts had been concerned that the President wearing facial hair would lead to complaint of alleged Republican hypocrisy, as, suddenly, Republicans would think that bearded Presidents look good, after spending roughly four years criticizing President Wellstone for sporting a beard.

    “This isn’t a callback to the dignified days of Lincoln,” Grammar told his optics analysts prior to attending the fundraiser, “I just think it looks good. Gives my jaw an even stronger sense of… well, of strength. And yes, I know Wellstone got nothing but flak for wearing a beard, but none of that flak was from me.”

    Privately, Grammer had actually decided to grow out the beard to buck said optics team and prove that their 2008 analysis of beard popularity in the US was wrong. Others have also observed that his decision to grow out a beard arose after Republicans lost seats in both chambers but retained both the US House and US Senate.

    “I like it,” reportedly said Vice President Brown about his boss’s new facial presentation. “I think he’s finally starting to embrace my philosophy of ‘to hell with perception, be honest with yourself!’” There was some wholesomeness to the Vice President’s candor, which is probably how he gained such a large following in the first place, from simply speaking his mind unfiltered, but there was also a kernel of truth to his comment as well. The President had survived a serious heart attack. It is very likely that Grammar had decided to have a more fulfilling time in office, and that went beyond policy to include how he presented himself.

    …Grammer was right in regards to American attitudes toward beards: just days after the fundraiser, an extensive study was published by Gallup that showed that the number of Americans wearing beards had risen considerably in the past eight years (2006-2014), indicating a return in popularity that preceded Wellstone becoming President…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS OF PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES

    1) Washington – Episcopalian and Deist

    2) J. Adams – Unitarian

    [snip]

    31) Hoover – Quaker

    32) F. Roosevelt – Episcopalian

    33) Truman – Baptist

    34) Eisenhower – Presbyterian – note: had no formal church affiliation until he became President, and was baptized, confirmed and became a communicant in the Presbyterian church 12 days after being sworn into office

    35) L. Johnson – Disciples of Christ

    36) Sanders – Assemblies of God – note: converted from Presbyterian in 1969; raised Advent Christian

    37) Mondale – Methodist

    38) Denton – Catholic

    39) Kemp – Presbyterian

    40) Bellamy – Episcopalian

    41) Iacocca – Catholic

    42) Dinger – Presbyterian

    43) J. Jackson – Baptist

    44) Wellstone – Jewish

    45) Grammer – Presbyterian – note: converted from Christian Science in 2003

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. January 2015



    WHICH E.C. REFORM IDEA IS BEST?

    We are going nowhere, but we’re getting there fast. The movement to replace our current Presidential Election system with one that is more reflective of the people’s choices and voices is gaining momentum on both sides of the political aisle, but is still essentially directionless, with lots of options going through but no clear consensus at the moment. Organizers need to mobilize, get together, and agree to united and rally behind one idea, or these reformists will not succeed in their efforts to avoid another 2008 or 2012 [8]

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 1/29/2015 op-ed



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] OTL, according to the OTL militarytimes.com article “A ‘Warrior Tradition’: Why Native Americans continue fighting for the same government that tried to wipe them out,” 11/15/2019
    [2] Italicized passages were pulled from here: https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/10/kelsey-grammer-pushes-for-marsys-law-what-does-that-cost.html
    [3] Ibid.
    [4] This movie is available on youtube (youtube /watch?v=kEFGYydIvkE); the scene is from 1:00:01 to 1:03:48
    [5] The backstory, and the italicized line, were both pulled from his OTL autobiography: https://www.google.com/books/edition/Wellington_Webb/nYw_NaCgJuMC?hl=en&gbpv=0
    [6] The italicized passages were all pulled from here: https://www.deseret.com/2014/11/20/20553178/utah-man-who-founded-first-kfc-dies-at-95
    [7] The italicized parts of this passage were lifted from the Investopedia.com article “The Economic Impact of Hosting The Olympics”



    [8] Speaking of which, here’s a poll to determine how the EC reform process effort turns out in this timeline – “Which process is best for electing Presidents in the US?”: https://www.strawpoll.me/42718641

    And here’s the nine options in the poll:

    1) Direct Popular Vote And Runoff Without The Electoral College – Abandon the EC via Constitutional Amendment. Electors, which the Founding Fathers called “enlightened gatekeepers,” are no longer necessary in the modern, nationalized, educated US, and thus reasons for them existing no longer exist. The two-round system would be modeled off that of France, where a runoff is held if no candidate receives a simple majority. On one hand, this would eliminate “second-place Presidents” from ever happened again. On the other hand, it could shut out third-party candidates who would likely fail to ever make it to the second round, and it would cause small states and rural concerns to be ignored as more people live in big states and urban areas, despite rural jobs such as growing food being vital for human existence (everyone knows you need food to live). Plus, if the voices of farmers and rural voters are basically snuffed out at the Presidential level, then the populist movement in the northern Rockies could go into overdrive.

    2) Direct Popular Vote And Runoff With The Electoral College – Similar to the above proposal and also done via Constitutional Amendment, except with this one, the EC is retained as a backup, in case the first-round election or runoff is too close to call ahead of Inauguration Day. But it would otherwise serve as ceremonial procedure, as important as is the VP certifying the EC results in January just ahead of the inauguration.

    3) Popular Vote “Bloc” Added to The Electoral College – the Electoral College Is amended via NIA to include a hefty “bloc” of several Electoral Votes, with proposals ranging from just 20 to a whopping 60, all of which are rewarded to the winner of the popular vote. This way, the current system remains in place but is nevertheless altered without needing to pass a Constitutional Amendment. Also with this addendum, the winner of the popular vote has a far greater chance of achieving victory, though it is not a guarantee; for example, in 2008, Snowe would have needed a bloc of 77 EVs to win, but in 2012 Wellstone would have needed a bloc of 32 EVs to win.

    4) National Popular Vote Compact – In lieu of instigating the long and complex process of removing the EC via Constitutional Amendment, a.k.a. “amending” it through the NIA, a binding agreement is made among several states to allocate their EVs to the Presidential election’s national popular vote winner. Already, efforts are underway in several states on both sides of the political aisle to establish this ahead of their the 2016 election or the 2020 election.

    5) Proportional Popular Vote In The Electoral College – Promoted by some members of congress in D.C. on both sides of the political aisle, using an NIA to divide the state EVs by vote share in a manner similar to the methods used by many presidential primary contests would resolve the EC’s winner-take-all nature, and eliminate major solidly left or solidly right states, such as Texas and California, from taking overly large shares of the EV total. However, this would possibly complicate things. For example, in the last Presidential election, no candidate won a majority, arguably due to third-party presence. Under this process, no candidate would have received a majority in the EC, and thus the election winner would have been determined in the House via a Contingency Election. Another issue around this proposal is the Twelfth Amendment, which specifies “a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed,” meaning that “fractional” Electoral Votes cannot ever be used for states with odd numbers that are too close to call ahead of Inauguration Day.

    6) Congressional District Allocation In The Electoral College – Change the allocation method for the EC, via NIA, to that currently used by only Nebraska and Maine, which allocates EVs by Congressional District. This would cuts down on the winner-takes-all aspect of the current form of allocating EVs. The new allocation would also be at the state level, which makes this appealing to some, as states determine their own allocation methods. Some state congresses are supportive of this as an alternative to the NPV Compact. The biggest problem with it is gerrymandering, which could impede the fairness of this system.

    7) Ranked Choice Voting Without The Electoral College – Implemented via NIA, voters would rank their candidate preferences, then their votes are reallocated to their next choice if their initial preference is eliminated in the first round. This would eliminate a messy “second election” runoff situation while still requiring votes to be counted more than once – in fact, the votes are “added up” again and again until a majority is formed. Some such as political activist Glenn Beck argue that it is too complicated of a process for Americans to follow, which is just kinder way of saying that Americans might be too dumb to use it correctly, and thus will lead to a surge in “unreadable” (and thus uncountable) ballots.

    8) Ranked Choice Voting With The Electoral College – Similar to the above proposal, and also implemented via NIA, except, similar second option on this list, the Electoral College is retained in case of emergencies, such as complications with the multiple-voting process and other incidents or situations that may unfold prior to Inauguration Day that would be resolved with the EC. The EC will otherwise serve a ceremonial position and would not impact the RCV.

    9) The Electoral College As It Currently Is – Leave the Electoral College alone. It has only failed America 5 times out of a total of 57 times, making for a success rate of 88.6%. Rejecting proposals to change the current process would allow US citizens to focus more of their time on addressing other important matters in the United States. This “do nothing” proposal is supported by some Republicans on the Hill.



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    “Never spend money before you have it.”

    – Thomas Jefferson (OTL)



    “And in the southeast Asian country of Laos, Vong Savang, King of Laos, has suffered but survived a minor heart attack at the age of 83. Born 27 September 1931, Von Savang has served in the somewhat-figurehead role of King since his father’s death in 1992...

    – BBC World News, 1/2/2015 broadcast



    …Grammar decided to give the Laotian King the red carpet treatment before it was too late… With luck, the invitation and subsequent tour of America’s greatness would rub off on the King’s son and heir apparent, Crown Prince Soulivong Savang, who was an avid anglophile but was less-than-enthusiastic about America over the continuing perception of the US’s foreign policy being “imperialistic” in nature.

    The President had that US Ambassador make the arrangements with Laotian PM Khamphoui Sisavatdy to ensure the trip was well planned out ahead of the royal tour…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    …The 2 February 2015 referendum was meant to defy the Euro-sceptics and allow the UK to fully embrace the European Union. Creagh staked her political future on the notion that the voters would surely agree to abandon the pound and adopt the Euro. Undoubtedly, the past two years highlighted the ramifications of a disunited financial front; unquestionably, the UK voters would understand this logic and reasoning.

    The UK citizens voting down adapting Euro by a margin of roughly 10% was a fatal blow to the Creagh administration, upending perceived indications of the citizens’ understanding of the financial situation and damaging Creagh’s reputation. The failure exhausted Creagh of her remaining political capital, and when faced between the options of either leading to party to defeat in the next generation election, or stepping down to let a more satisfactory Labour party member take the helm, Creagh went with the latter option. She announced her resignation on the fifth, specifying that it would not become effective until roughly one month later…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    …In space-related news, former NASA Director John McAfee, at the center of a congressional investigation, has been indicted for security violations, with prosecutors alleging that McAfee failed to disclose contents that he smuggled onto the I.S.S. last year…

    – ABC News, 2/7/2015 broadcast



    “OUTRAGEOUS!”: Major Ohio-Based Trucking Company Has Slowly Laid Off Half Its Workers Since 2010!!!

    The Columbus Dispatch, 2/10/2015



    GRAMMER IS FIGHTING WITH CONGRESS OVER SPENDING BILL

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    Above: Grammer during a political trip to New Mexico last month

    …the President is reportedly unsatisfied with the bill’s handling of cuts to federal income taxes and wants a passage addressing the raising of some tariffs to be removed due to “lingering Iacocca-era issues,” according to the reliable source…

    The Chicago Tribune, 2/15/2015



    COBAIN TALKS MUSIC, HEALTH AND AGING IN EXCLUSIVE NEW INTERVIEW

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    …“I never would have thought that I would live for this long. Twenty, thirty years ago, honestly, I honestly thought I’d be dead by now. That the drugs or my stomach problems would have done me in,” the singer-songwriter explains as he reflects on the fact that he turns 48 on February 20. “At least I still look good” he says before getting serious and beings discussing what it has been like raising his three daughters amid his tumultuous on-again, off-again marriage to their mother, Courtney Love. “Parenthood had been a roller coaster ride. Sometimes it’s bad, worse than any headache or stomachache, but thankfully, more often, being a dad is better than anything found in a needle or syringe”…

    – Tumbleweed Magazine, mid-February 2015 issue



    “…In light of the Prime Minister of Spain’s economic investments into the region through their national bailout implementations, the people of the Basque autonomous provinces have voted against independence in tonight’s regional referendum. With a margin of just 4%, the results are very close, even requiring a recount in more than one village, but the results are nevertheless very clear – the nation of Spain is in a period of economic recovery that is beneficial to more than just those at the top, and so tensions in the Basque region and Catalonia are at last starting to simmer back down to their pre-recession levels…”

    – ITV3, UK TV channel, 22/2/2015 broadcast



    AMERICAN EX-PAT SELECTED AS “INTERIM” PM!

    …Lawrence “Larry” Sanders was born in New York City in 1935 and moved to London in the late 1960s after “falling head over heels for the beautiful future Mrs. Sanders.” To the left of the party, Sanders, the older brother of American media mogul Bern Sanders, was elected to Parliament from Oxfordshire in 2000 after joining the Labour party in the 1980s and working his way up the political latter under the administration of PM John Lennon, whom Sanders found to be an “inspiration.” …He will assume the office of Prime Minister on the third of March…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 26/2/2015



    List of Heads of State of Bulgaria

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    Presidents of the Republic of Bulgaria

    1/5/1985-1/5/1995: 1) Zhelyu Zhelev (UDF) – term-limited

    1/5/1995-1/5/2005: 2) George Ganchev (BBB) – term-limited

    1/5/2005-1/5/2010: 3) Reneta Indzhova (DPS) – first female President; lost re-election

    1/5/2010-present: 4) Angel Marin (Socialist) – incumbent

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. February 2015



    “…It has, yes, it is now confirmed that the leader of Bulgaria, President Angel Marin of the Socialist party, has been deposed in a coup led by opposition leader Volen Siderov of the Patriotic Nationalist party. The coup, which has seen several hundred military officers storm the nation’s capital, is the first of its kind in Bulgaria since the 1992 coup attempt perpetrated by Foreign Minister Petar Mladenov. That endeavor to overthrow the people’s choice, however, was of a much smaller scale – dozens have been shot and killed in this bloody siege on the President’s residence, and the whereabouts of both Marin and the Prime Minister, both of whom were in the city at the time, are still currently unknown…”

    – BBC World News, 27/2/2015 broadcast



    TAMPA MAYOR GRECO RE-ELECTED

    …Greco, age 82, won a second term (and third term overall) with 71.2% of the vote, meaning a runoff will not need to be held on March 14…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, c. 3/1/2015



    10/1/1963-10/1/1967: 49) Nicholas Chillura “Nick” Nuccio (D, 1901-1989)
    – city’s first Italian-American mayor; former mayor from 1956 to 1959; previously served on the city council from 1929 to 1937 and on the Board of County Commissioners of Hillsborough County from 1937 to 1956; unseated incumbent in a race that saw both candidates oppose the Governor’s handling of Cuban refugees, leading to many anti-refugee voters sitting the election out in protest; moderate; criticized for his handling of flooding along the Hillsborough River; lost re-election

    9/24/1963: Julian B. Lane (D, 1914-1997)

    10/1/1967-10/1/1975: 50) Richard Attilio “Dick” Greco (D, b. 1933) – media-savvy civic activist and former businessman; city’s youngest mayor, having entered office at the age of 34; his election was considered a moment of “generational change”; addressed crime rates by improving social programs via taxation reform; was both praised and derided for having several city employees investigated for sexual pestering during the 1970-1971 Ark Wave; retired; later worked for an urban development company

    9/26/1967: Nick Nuccio (D)

    9/14/1971: Nick Nuccio (D), Armando P. Valdes Jr. (I) and Sam Capitano (I)

    10/1/1975-11/11/1982: 51) William F. “Bill” Poe Sr. (R, 1931-2014) – former realtor and insurance company chair; Air Force veteran; conservative; aggressively combated crime and strongly supported city police; sought to revitalize the city’s downtown area to curb rising unemployment rates in the immediate aftermath of the Economic Crash of 1978; won a second term, albeit very narrowly, due to dropping unemployment rates; resigned after winning election to the U.S. House, where he served from 1983 to 1987 (as he lost election to a third term in 1986); later worked in the insurance industry

    9/2/1975: Joe Kotvas (I)

    9/4/1979: Robert “Bob” Martinez (D, b. 1934)

    11/11/1982-4/1/1983: 52) Charles Miranda (D, b. 1940) – former criminologist; previously served on city council from 1974 to 1982; appointed by city council to complete Poe’s second term; adjusted term length and shifted election date; lost election to a full term

    4/1/1983-4/1/1991: 53) Rosemary Barkett (D, b. 1939) – city’s first female and first Arab-American mayor; born in Mexico to Syrian immigrants; former attorney; previously served as a state circuit court judge from 1975 to 1983; strongly supported by city’s Latin-American and immigrant communities; retired; later appointed US Circuit Judge of the US Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit

    3/1/1983: Charles Miranda (D)

    3/1/1987: Helen Chavez (R)

    4/1/1991-4/1/1995: 54) Faye B. Culp (R, b. 1939) – former teacher; previously served on the city council from 1987 to 1991; conservative; lost re-election; later served in the state House from 2006 to 2014

    3/1/1991: Guy Spicola (D) and Charles A. Eidson (I)

    4/1/1995-4/1/2003: 55) Jan Platt (D) – former city council member; previously served as county commissioner from 1987 to 1995; retired

    3/1/1995: Faye B. Culp (R)

    3/1/1999: Edward T. Young (R)

    4/1/2003-4/1/2011: 56) David Richardson (D, b. 1957) – city’s first openly Blutago-American mayor; previously worked as an accountant and previously served in the state House from 2009 to 2015; retired; later founded a large accounting firm

    3/1/2003: Frank Sanchez (D, b. 1959)

    3/1/2007: Marion Serious Lewis (I) and Aria Ray Green (I)

    4/1/2011-4/1/2019: 57) Richard Attilio “Dick” Greco (D, b. 1933) – city’s oldest mayor, having left office at the age of 86; retired due to old age

    3/1/2011: Rose Ferlita (R, b. 1945)

    3/1/2015: Harry Cohen (D, b. 1970), Ed Turanchik (D) and Becky Rubright (I)

    4/1/2019-present: 58) Carlos Guillermo Smith (D, b. 1980) – openly Blutago-American; former community activist; originally from Fort Lauderdale; previously served in the state House from 2012 to 2018; incumbent

    3/1/2019: Jennifer Necole Webb (D, b. 1979) and Edwin Aubron “Ed” Narain (D, b. 1976)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    JACK FRENCH KEMP DIES AT 79

    …the former US President was in poor health for the past many years, battling a form of cancer kept private by him and his family, with his official diagnosis and prognosis never being publicly disclosed... Kemp’s administration from December 1986 to January 1989 can be viewed as one of transition between the scandalous final years of the conservative Denton Presidency and the policies of the progressive Bellamy years. The Kemp years was best known for being energetic and relatively scandal-free, and is responsible for ZEDs, short for Zones of Economic Development, improving living conditions in urban areas across the country… After declining to run for President again in 1992, 2004 and 2008, Kemp served as a senior advisor for the Grammer campaign…

    The New York Times, 3/2/2015



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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    OLIVIA CHOW WINS LEADERSHIP ELECTION

    …With the Progressive Liberal’s first use of a Ranked Choice Voting system for their leadership elections, MP Olivia Chow of Ontario has won the PL leadership post, making her the leader of the opposition and the person that PM Rogers will face in the next general election. Chow won the position over Darrell Dexter of Nova Scotia, Jean-Yves Duclos and Guy Caron of Quebec, Charlie Angus of Ontario, Glen Murray of Manitoba, and Nathan Cullen of British Columbia…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 3/3/2015



    FORMER FLG CEO MARY LOLITA STARNES HANNON DIES AT 83

    …Finger Lickin’ Good Inc.’s current CEO, Adrien McNaughton, issued a public statement today, describing her as a “smart, witty and kind” leader, and praising her dedication to expanding the company, modernizing its business practices and upholding the Colonel’s dedication to cleanliness and the original recipe…

    – The Louisville Courier, Kentucky newspaper, 3/4/2015



    …The decline of the recreadrug cartels in Mexico are most often attributed to the Cartel Wars of the 1990s, similar to the intensity of the Yakuza during this same time period. However, many scholars tend to downplay the impact of recreadrug legalization during this period as well. Furthermore, it is very arguable that the decriminalization of recreation drugs at the federal level during Jesse Jackson’s second term played a vital role in recreadrug cartels failing to regain their old footholds in US cities following the American stock markets entering recession in 2013…

    – Novelist, researcher and former journalist John Clay Walker’s Recreadrug Lords And The Cartels of Today, 2019



    GRAMMER SIGNS TRADE PREFERENCES EXTENSION ACT INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 3/6/2015



    …After the conclusion of the rent moratorium, the city had a clearer understanding of how renters prioritized their income and, more importantly, how renters capitalized from it. McMillan’s partially-transferrable rent caps were picked up by other cities such as Detroit, Michigan and Charlotte, North Carolina, but the policy of rent control found in NYC had its been based on earlier rent control models. For example, in 1986, San Francisco voters reacted to President Kemp’s ZED proposals by passing a ballot initiative to expand the city’s existing rent control laws to include small multi-unit apartments with four or less units built prior to 1980 (which comprised roughly 30% of the city’s rental housing stock at that time), amid fears at the time that ZEDs would lead to racial-discriminatory gentrification trends for the city. While this led to only marginal success, a 1994 pilot program in Reno, Nevada yielded much more positive results both immediately and in the long term.

    These earlier endeavors saw the natural formation of two main types of rent control – vacancy control, where the rent is controlled irrespective of whether the tenant remains in the unit or not, and vacancy decontrol, where the rent level is controlled only while the existing tenant remains in the unit. Studies focused on California show that the policy of vacancy control protects existing tenants but discourages investors from building new rental housing units. [1] Thus, McMillan was encouraged to offer tax breaks to real estate developers starting in March 2015. This led to MLB pitcher-turned-real estate developer-turned-filmmaker/actor Donald Trump go from being one of his most harsh critics to being his most avid supporter at a time when Trump was beginning to shift his career’s main focus back into real estate…

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    WELD SAYS HIGHER TREASURY YIELDS SIGNALS RECOVERY, NOT INFLATION

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    Washington, D.C. – US Treasury Secretary Bill Weld announced earlier today that recently higher long-term Treasury bond yields are a sign that “market participants are anticipating a continuation of our strong recovery,” and not a rise in inflation, as has been claimed ontech is recent days…

    – Reuters, 3/9/2015



    GRAMMER WELCOMES PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL AT THE START OF A FIVE-DAY TOUR OF THE U.S.

    The Miami Herald, 3/11/2015



    JOINT HONG KONG-M.I.T. PROJECT MAKES BREAKTHROUGH IN BIONIC EYE RESEARCH

    …Engineers have published a paper on the trials of a bionic eye they have developed. The eye could restore sight to an estimated 285 million blind people and is hypothesized to become available in 5 years if early trials continue to yield positive results. This visual prosthetic could change the lives of sufferers of macular denigration and victims of eye accidents. The Electro-Chemical Eye’s design is based on that of the human retina, by mimicking the domed shape of the retina. Scientists at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology, in collaboration with MIT developers, made the breakthrough by placing photoreceptors inside aluminum oxide pores… [2]

    – scientificamerican.co.usa, 3/15/2015




    HOST: “And we are back with professional dietitian Cory Booker, here to show us his latest breakthrough in the field of healthy eating.”

    BOOKER: “That’s right, ma’am. I call it – ‘mangonnaise,’ a mayonnaise-substitute vegan spread made primarily out of mangoes! Now available on my ontech store…”

    – The Food Network, TV channel, 3/17/2015 broadcast



    HOUSE PASSES LIBRARIAN OF CONGRESS SUCCESSION MODERNIZATION ACT WITH WIDE BIPARTISAN SUPPORT; Grammer To Sign It Into Law “Soon”

    The Washington Post, 3/18/2015



    BOB ROSS INSTITUTE OF ART OPENS, CELEBRATING FAMOUS SOUTHERN ARTIST

    ...While living for much of his life in Alaska, Bob Ross was born and raised in Florida, where he worked as a carpenter before serving in the Cuba War. In 1994, Bob Ross told talk show host Phil Donahue that his paintings would likely never hang in the Smithsonian, but it looks like the famous PBS painter may have spoken too soon. The Smithsonian National Museum of American History in Washington, D.C. acquired four authentic Bob Ross paintings in March along with his original easel made from a step stool, paint brushes, and the palette used on The Joy of Painting, the now-classic public television show he hosted from 1974 to 1988, says Sarah Strohl, executive assistant at Bob Ross, Inc., the company started by Ross that now manages his brand. When Strohl stumbled upon Ross’s quote about his work never hanging in the Smithsonian, she was inspired to land at least one of his paintings there. “It was through a love of Bob and also being like, ‘No Bob, you’re wrong. You need to be in the Smithsonian.’ Stroll reached out to the former Vice President in 2013… [3]

    – The Miami Herald, 3/22/2015




    …Several tense weeks in Washington, D.C. came to a close today when President Grammer signed the Bipartisan Budget Act of 2015 into law…

    – CBS Evening News, 3/25/2015 broadcast



    “…As calls for Scottish independence subside, the leader of Scotland’s parliament, who has been a fiery vocal advocate for the waning Scottish independence movement, has announced his decision to step down from his current position amid political backlash to several incendiary comments she made last year, which are being described as ‘unprofessional,’ ‘divisive,’ and even ‘treasonous’…”

    – BBC News, 29/3/2015 broadcast



    NEMTSOV CLAIMS OPPONENTS ARE “CORRUPT,” THEY COUNTER AND CALL HIM “INEPT,” IN LATEST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

    Kommersant (The Businessman), Russian newspaper, 4/2/2015



    “We will prove to this court that Mr. McAfee willingly took actions that were not only illegal, but were also reckless and irresponsible. We will prove to the court that Mr. McAfee was, prior to the April 12, 2014 launch of the Shuttleplane dauntless to the International Space Station, briefed about the properties of fire in zero gravity, and how ash and smoke can contaminate air, instruments and experiments. We will prove he was informed of the high level of difficulty involved in ridding the I.S.S. of the smell of smoke. We will present evidence such as trace elements of cocaine found on the space suit Mr. McAfee wore on the date in question. And we will present audio recordings in which Mr. McAfee confessed to smoking a combination of cocaine and marijuana with a custom pipe carved in his likeness while experiencing zero gravity.”

    – Head of NASA’s legal team, Potomac Court, 4/4/2015 hearing



    28-YEAR-OLD ELECTED MAYOR OF MADISON

    The Post-Crescent, Wisconsin newspaper, 4/7/2015



    Mayors of MADISON (Wisconsin)

    1969-1971: 50) William D. “Bill” Dyke (R, 1930-2016) – fiscally and socially “hard-c” conservative; former TV/media personality and political interviewer; aggressively opposed shoutniks; lost re-election; later appointed to a circuit court seat

    1969 (blanket primary): Robert L. “Toby” Reynolds (I, 1930-1994), Adam Schesch (I) and Edward Ben Elson (I, 1941-1983)
    1969 (runoff): Toby Reynolds (I)

    1971-1983: 51) Paul R. Soglin (D, b. 1945) – progressive; former student organizer; previously served on the city’s common council from 1968 to 1971; one of the youngest mayors in the country at the time of his inauguration, shortly after turning 26 years old; resigned to serve as Governor from 1983 to 1995; unsuccessfully ran for President in 1988 and 1996; later worked as a political commentator, as a public speaker, as a columnist, and as an advisor and consultant for various progressive organizations

    1971 (primary): Bill Dyke (R), Leo Cooper (I, 1919-2001) and Alfonse Reichenberger (I, b. 1941)
    1971 (runoff): Bill Dyke (R)

    1973 (primary): Leo Cooper (I), David Stewart (I) and R. Whelan Burke (I)
    1973 (runoff): Leo Cooper (I)

    1977 (primary): Henry Reynolds (I)
    1977 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Soglin winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1979 (primary): Anthony “Nino” Amato (R)
    1979 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Soglin winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1981 (primary): Jim Rowen (I) and George Wiesner (I)
    1981 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Soglin winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1983-1983: 52) Joel Skornicka (I, 1937-2019) – previously worked in academia; selected by common council to complete Soglin’s term; retired and later returned to academia

    1983-1994: 53) Frank James “Jim” Sensenbrenner Jr. (R, b. 1943) – previously served in the state assembly from 1971 to 1975 and in the state senate from 1975 to 1983; conservative; won in 1985 over his second cousin; resigned after winning election to the U.S. House, where he served from 1995 to 2021

    1983 (primary): Alex Cunningham (D) and Lucille Berrien (Farm and Factory)
    1983 (runoff): Alex Cunningham (D)

    1985 (primary): Frank Joseph “Joe” Sensenbrenner Jr. (D, b. 1948) and Mary Kay Baum (Farm and Factory)
    1985 (runoff): Joe Sensenbrenner Jr. (D)

    1987 (primary): Eugene Parks (D) and Richard Berg (Farm and Factory)
    1987 (runoff): Eugene Parks (D)

    1989 (primary): Dennis Amadeus de Nure (I), Rich Bogovich (I) and Carnell Adams (I)
    1989 (runoff): Rich Bogovich (I) (de Nure died on the night of the primary election in a freak accident; Bogovich, demanding he advance to the runoff, took the matter to court, which ruled in his favor, resolving the “crisis” situation)

    1991 (primary): Toby Reynolds (I) and Mary Kay Baum (Farm and Factory)
    1991 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Sensenbrenner winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1993 (primary): Terry Turnquist (I) and Rich Bogovich (I)
    1993 (runoff): Terry Turnquist (I)

    1994-1995: 54) Wayne Bigelow (I) – previously served as Common Council President; selected by the common council to complete Sensenbrenner’s term; lost election to a full term; later returned to the common council

    1995-1997: 55) Al Matano (Progressive) – former aide to Governor Soglin; previously served on the common council from 1991 to 1995; failed to get much done due to opposition from a majority-moderate common council; lost re-election

    1995 (primary): Wayne Bigelow (I), Philip John Schumacher (D) and Todd Hunter (R)
    1995 (runoff): Wayne Bigelow (I)

    1997-2005: 56) David M. “Dave” Travis (D, b. 1948) – previously served in the state assembly from 1979 to 1997; almost lost in 2003 over his handling of multiple issues including SARS and police precinct reform; retired amid low popularity

    1997 (primary): Ray Allen (R)
    1997 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Travis winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    1999 (primary): John Hendrick (D)
    1999 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Travis winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2001 (primary): Bert G. Zipperer (Progressive) and Will Sandstrom (D)
    2001 (runoff): Bert G. Zipperer (Progressive)

    2003 (primary): David J. “Dave” Cieslewicz (D, b. 1959) and Will Sandstrom (D)
    2003 (runoff): Dave Cieslewicz (D)

    2005-2015: 57) Mary Lang-Sollinger (D) – city’s first female mayor; previously served on the common council from 1997 to 2003; moderate; retired

    2005 (primary): Dave Cieslewicz (D), Eugene Parks (D)
    2005 (runoff): Dave Cieslewicz (D)

    2007 (primary): Ray Allen (R), Davy Mayer (I), Peter Munoz (I) and Bridget Maniaci (I)
    2007 (runoff): Ray Allen (R)

    2009 (primary): Peter Munoz (I)
    2009 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Lang-Sollinger winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2011 (primary): Christian Hansen (Green)
    2011 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Lang-Sollinger winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2013 (primary): Satya Rhodes-Conway (D, b. 1971), Kyle Szarzynski (I) and Peter Munoz (I)
    2013 (runoff): Satya Rhodes-Conway (D)

    2015-2017: 58) Scott J. Resnick (D, b. 1986) – co-founded netsite development company; moderate technocrat; previously served on the common council from 2011 to 2013; entered office at the age of 28; lost re-election; later elected to the state House

    2015 (primary): Richard V. Brown Sr. (I) and Nick Hart (I)
    2015 (runoff): Richard V. Brown Sr. (I)

    2017-present: 59) Kelda Helen Roys (D, b. 1979) – city’s second female mayor; progressive; former tech entrepreneur, business owner, and attorney; previously served in the state assembly from 2009 to 2015; incumbent

    2017 (primary): Scott J. Resnick (I)
    2017 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Roys winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    2019 (primary): Zachary Wood (D), Raj Shukla (I) and Nick Hart (I)
    2019 (runoff): Zachary Wood (D)

    2021 (primary): Maurice S. Cheeks (D) and Nick Hart (I)
    2021 (runoff): not held; unnecessary due to Roys winning more than 50%+1 in the blanket primary

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    TONIGHT’S SNL CASTS PITT AGAINST TYPE IN SEVERAL COMIC SKETCHES

    …Recurring Guest Star Brad Pitt demonstrated his comedic acting abilities in tonight’s episode of Saturday Night Live, portraying actor-turned-politician Kelsey Grammer as a professional man surrounded by affable idiots and malicious morons… Guest star Nick Offerman’s spot-on depiction of Vice President Harley Brown is also worthy of praise, given its hilarious accuracy…

    – variety.co.usa/tv/reviews, 4/11/2015



    Portrayers of the US Presidents on NBC’s Saturday Night Live

    Walter Mondale – Chevy Chase (1975-1977), John Belushi (1977-1979), Bill Murray (1979-1980), Patrick Weathers (1980-1981)

    Jeremiah Denton – Chevy Chase (as Presidential candidate, 1980), Tim Kazurinsky (1981-1984), Christopher Lee (guest, 1984), Jon Lovitz (1984-1986)

    Jack Kemp – John “Tooz” Matuszak (1987-1988), John Belushi (guest, 1988)

    Carol Bellamy – Jane Curtin (guest, as Presidential candidate, 1988), Jan Hooks (1989-1993)

    Lee Iacocca – Phil Hartman (as Presidential candidate, 1992, and as President 1993-1995)

    Larry Dinger – Jim Brewer (1995-1999), Bob Newhart (guest, 2000)

    Jesse Jackson – Eddie Murphy (guest, as Presidential candidate, 2000), Tracy Morgan (2002-2003), Kenan Thompson (2003-2009)

    Paul Wellstone – Ronald “Horshack” Palillo (guest, 2001), Fred Armisen (as VP, 2002-2009, and as President, 2009-2013)

    Kelsey Grammer – rotating guest star lineup (Heath Ledger 2013-2014, Matthew Bomer 2014-2015, Brad Pitt 2015-2016, Woody Harrelson 2016-2017)

    – James A. Miller and Tom Shales’ The Comedy Wars: SNL vs. CSTV, Vanguard Publishing, 2016 edition



    France, UK, Germany Sign S.P.A.C.E. Accord In Response to McAfee’s “Stardust” Incident

    …The multinational “Scientific Planning for Aerodynamic Celestial Exploration” Accord aims to set specific guidelines for establishing international collaborative procedures for all manned outer-space vehicles and satellites. Prominent leaders in the modern Space Age, such as the heads of the space agencies of Russia, Saudi Arabia, France, Japan and Iran, have all called for the U.S. to sign onto the accord…

    – The Houston Chronicle, 4/13/2015



    …KFC was not the only company concerned about the increasing dominance of Culver’s on the culinary landscape of the Midwest. The fast food restaurant chain has a little bit of competition for everyone. Their butter burgers went up against McDonald’s, Wendyburger, Burger Chef and Whataburger, and their poultry selections put KFC and Popeyes on alert, but places like SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine was also threatened by a siphoning-off of customers due to Culver’s fish menu items, prompting SBUC executives to better strategize where they opened new locations in tandem with new Culver’s locations…

    – Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals, Sunrise Publishers, 2021



    “Watch: Henry Paulson Testifies Before Congress (Highlights Reel)”

    Run Time: 15min, 3secs

    Description: The US House Commerce Committee hearing concerns allegations that both former Federal Reserve Chair Henry Paulson and former US Commerce Secretary R. Severin Fuld sought to hide the signs of the recession by downplaying its seriousness, and cause it to be worse than it could have been by not doing anything at all to minimize its impact.

    – video uploaded to OurVids.co.can, a video-sharing netsite, on 4/15/2015



    I met up with my contact in the backroom a blacksmith shop in Moroka, seedy and sweaty little bush-country town, clinging for dear life on the edge of the Tati River five miles away from the Zimbabwe border. I gave the password to the guards, who nodded approvingly and stepped away from the door. With not too much haste – never make sudden moves around jumpy idiots with submachine guns – I slipped in to greet ol’ Vik. “Good to see you’re still alive.”

    “That cop’s bullet had my vest’s name on it,” he shrugged off his most recent near-brush with law enforcement. In his defense, it does come with the job, after all. But Viktor was much than just your typical everyday gun smuggler. Viktor Anatolyevich Bout was one of the most prominent Russian arms dealer of the post-FARC era. Born in 1967 in Tajik SSR, this big fish had earned the nickname “The Merchant of Death” by operating his own air transport companies for both legal and illegal services. He had been involved in smuggling ever since he was 17, when the USSR collapsed; he made a living smuggling local weapons out to places like Africa and North Korea before moving his base of operations to post-Volkov Russia and expanding his business from there.

    “I hear you’re getting around the embargoes from the capital,” I said to the former “kingmaker” for the Colombian Civil War. Smuggling arms to FARC had turned out to be the apex of his career, as the success of the peace process cost him millions and caused him to look for purchasers elsewhere.

    “You now smuggling diamonds?” He asked inquisitively.

    “No, but diamond smugglers often need protection.”

    He nodded, “Some of my friends may need guns. How many do you think they’ll need.”

    We talked price; I started high. “Ten?”

    “Two.”

    “Seven.”

    “Six.”

    I hesitated, “Six-point-five.”

    He tilted his head up while keeping his eyes on me, “Need the money that bad, huh?”

    “You know how it is, Vic. What do you say. For old times?”

    “Six-point-five, and throw in some uzis for half their price.”

    “Deal.”

    Just as we were about to shake on it, we heard two foomp-like sounds outside the door, like someone had simultaneously dropped two buckets full of laundry. Then we heard the door unlock. I asked, “Were you expecting someone else today?”

    “Not until 2:30.”

    “It is 2:30.”

    “I work on Russia time. I’m an hour ahead of–”

    The next sounds were heard were the crashing cacophony of the door swinging wildly out and the shouting of several armed officers filling up the room. They ordered us down on the ground, hands up and behind our heads. Just before a group of the hellhounds swarmed onto me to force me to taste the dusty floor, I exchanged a glance with Viktor. He looked surprised, a bit disappointed in his guards – which we later learned were 'tranqed' out by snipers – and scared that, this time, in this place, this third-world country still at war with itself, partially thanks to people like us, we were not going to get acquitted no matter how much bribing was done. Judging by the way he looked at me, he saw the same expressions wash over my mug as well.

    It was only after being handcuffed and blindfolded did I realize that these officers were not local, but were from the group of authorities that I had feared the most since the beginning of my career – they were INTERPOL!

    – Tommy Gun Thompson’s With Cold, Dead Eyes: A Gun Runner’s Confessions, Borders Books, 2015



    The Cairo Protocol is an international treaty which extends regulations and procedures originally laid out in the 1995 Kiev Protocol, which aimed to combat Global Climate Disruption via its signatories committing to a years-long plan to reduce greenhouse gas (/carbon) emissions. This protocol reinforced the commitment, adjusted timetables and regulations, and reestablished international cooperation. It was adopted in Cairo, Egypt on December 10, 2014, and was opened for signature four months later…

    …The US signed the Protocol on April 22, 2015, during the Grammer Presidency. In order for the treaty to become binding, it had to be approved by the US Senate, which was split evenly between the Democratic and Republican parties, 52-52, with Vice President Brown’s vote breaking ties in favor of the latter party. Most Senate Republicans joined the Vice President in strongly opposing ratification on the grounds of it possibly harming America’s independence, with Brown stating that “America is mature enough to handle its own problems; we don’t need people on a whole other continent telling us how to run our own country!” A majority of these Senators, and the VP, publicly stated that they believed that greenhouse gases/carbon emissions wee, at least, “contributing factors” to the record-breaking worldwide temperature increases, but behind closed doors, many of those same politicians expressed doubt, with Brown allegedly once stating “I’ve driven all over this country and it still amazes me how so enormously huge it is. How can human activity have such major effects on something so vast?”

    With 69 (2/3rds of 104) votes being needed, Grammer broke with his party yet again to join the 52 Senate Democrats in calling for 17 Republicans to vote in favor of ratification. Soon, nine Republican Senators (Snowe, Woods, Heinz, Fortuno, Marriott, Granger, Cafferata, Stenberg and Williams) announced their support for the treaty. By April 2015, the main talking point for anti-treaty Republicans was China’s open reluctance to sign onto the treaty. Grammer’s retort (“So you think we should be just as bad and just as wrong as the Chinese?”) was allegedly said to Senators Hatch, Holloway and Bachus at a private White House meeting in mid-April. Soon after said meeting, Grammar gave a short speech at a White House press briefing on April 16th, not to denounce Republican Senators holding back the treaty, but instead to denounce China for leading the world in pollution rates. The biting critique satisfied the conservatives in the party, and is credited with encouraging 9 more Republican Senators (Hatch, Holloway, Bachus, Wold, Dole, Gatsas, Bilirakis, Rammel, and Bilbao) to announce their support for the treaty, making for 70 Senators in total. Grammer signed onto the Cairo Protocol six days after the press speech.

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Reporter Marilyn WALLMAN: “As you can see by the closed offices behind me, the parliamentary squabble over the latest funding bill is impacting even the tourism department. Prime Minister Varvaris swears he will reach an agreement with the opposition soon, but without a passed budget, this office can’t afford to stay open indefinitely. For further insight into this, here with me is the floor manager for Australia’s Trafalgar Travel, a travel agency that is not run by the government, Mr. Morrison. So, Mr. Morrison.”

    Manager Scotty MORRISON: “Please, call me Scotty.”

    WALLMAN: “Alright, Scotty. What do you think about the government needing to close allegedly extraneous departments? Do you think this crisis will last longer than just a week, like the Prime Minister has promised?”

    MORRISON: “Well, first off, I think Varvaris is trying not to be booted out of office by his party, that’s why he’s promising a week, to buy himself some time. But now that he’s done that, he’s locked into it, so he’s probably going to have to concede someone to break it, else he could face a leadership challenge or something, because this is ridiculous. I mean, it’s good for some business, but given the shutdowns here and elsewhere of certain government parks, this is got to be costing us more and more money every day. And let me say this, I’ve lived in Australia all my life – my family roots go back to the First Fleet, in fact – and I’ve worked in the tourist industry for most of my life. I never made to the top, not yet anyway, but I’m a good manager because I pay attention to things, and I have to say this – never have I ever seen something as irresponsible as this.”

    – Nine News, Australian TV service, 4/23/2015 broadcast



    THE GAME-CHANGING RAMIFICATIONS OF THE MCAFEE TRIAL

    …Because NASA is headquartered in Potomac, and McAfee traveled to the I.S.S. in a shuttleplane owned by NASA, the case falls under Potomac jurisdiction, regardless of McAfee’s official residence being in Tennessee. The case is being presided over by Chief Judge Lee F. Satterfield…

    …This case is unprecedented in that it centers on the first-ever alleged crime to occur in space. A US criminal jurisdiction applies to the case because space, much like the high seas, is considered “res communis,” or “common to all” – belonging to all and to none. Thus, no country can claim it, but governments can hold their own citizens accountable for actions in space. Entering new legal territory, this case could establish a precedence for future protocols ahead of space tourism and increased military and commercial activities in space, trends which are projected to begin to occur in the next few decades...

    …Disagreeable or offensive smells may nauseate astronauts and put missions at risk because smells are intensified in the confined space and heat of the I.S.S.’s closed environment, making it difficult to eliminate odors once they are introduced. Furthermore, by McAfee getting high during his visit, he jeopardized his own ability to properly operate his space suit, putting the life of himself in danger as well as risking the lives of others on board…

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/space/news, 4/24/2015



    25 April 2015: on this day in history, a severe earthquake strikes Nepal, killing roughly 8,100 people; rescue operators save the lives of 40 people in the hours that follow as collapsed buildings are dug out from snowy avalanches triggered by the seismic activity.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    MEDGAR EVERS DIES AT 89

    …the prominent Civil Rights activist was the progressive mayor of Decatur, Mississippi during the 1970s, and ran for the Democratic nomination for a US Senate seat in 1984; had he won that nomination, it would have pitted him against future VP James Meredith. …Medgar publicly clashed with his more conservative brother, former mayor of Fayette, MS and 1980 presidential candidate Charles Evers, on multiple occasions in the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s over political philosophy. However, both put their political differences aside during family gatherings, a friend of the Evers family tells us anonymously… Medgar is survived by his wife Myrlie and their five children, all of whom were reportedly at his bedside when he passed away from natural causes…

    The Clarion-Ledger, Mississippi newspaper, 4/29/2015



    IRAQI VOTERS ELECT AL-SHAHRISTANI, REJECTING DIVISIVE INCUMBENT

    …Iraq elected its Presidents by a Council of Representatives by a 2/3rds majority until the implementation of an Electorate College election system based indirectly on US presidential elections via 1990-1991 reforms. Earlier today, that process was on full display as the incumbent President, the controversial Nouri al-Maliki (b. 1950), lost his bid for a second term by a margin of almost 15%. Said election’s winner, and thus the man who will be sworn into office on the eighth of May, is Hussain al-Shahristani (b. 1942) of the ASU (“Pro-West” faction). He defeated al-Malik exceptionally, while Ali al-Adeeb of the Dawa Party only received 5.1% of the vote…



    …After winning the Presidency in 2009 over Ayad Allawi of the ASU’s “Pro-West” faction and Rafi Hiyad al-Issawi of the National Gathering Party, the conservative politician al-Maliki immediately began trying and failing to reverse several popular social programs and regulations. Under al-Maliki, Iraqi relations with Israel were at their worst in over 40 years, which caused problems for the nation’s economy during the Unlucky Recession. While the outgoing President has not conceded and has announced that he is contesting the results, most political analysts in Iraq believe that little will come from the queries due to the sheer size of Al-Maliki’s his “landslide” loss...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 1/5/2015



    …seven years after their last manned moon mission, the Middle East has still hesitant to venture back out into the stars. The Saudi Arabian space agency was lacking self-confidence through most of its personnel. Successfully sending people a mission to the moon was one thing, but the death of one crew member and the serious injury of the Crown Prince onboard upon re-entry was another matter altogether. The scene had been understandably shocking, and the leaders of the Saudi Arabian space agency believed that indefinitely suspending manned travel was the right call. NASA, meanwhile, offered an olive branch in order to make up for openly questioning the validity of their lunar mission, then-Governor Harley Brown even openly stating his belief that the mission was a “publicity stunt” of sorts. Due to this, and due to Chinese public interest in space exploration beginning to rise, NASA offered to let the Iranians and Saudis space agencies make major contributions to the construction of a Sustain Orbital Gateway, which would be, essentially, a drone hub for robots on the Moon and a pit stop” for Marstronauts passing by on their way to the Red Planet. Both the Iranians and Saudis space agencies agreeing to the construction proposal gave hope to the possibility that US would soon return its gaze to the stars...

    – Madawi al-Rasheed’s The History of Modern Saudi Arabia, Sunrise Books, 2019 edition



    MCMILLAN SIGNS LANDMARK “REASONABLE CAUSE” EVICTION BILL INTO LAW!

    – The New York Times, 5/5/2015



    VARVARIS OFFICIALLY SIGNS OFF OF ON 2015-2016 BUDGET, ALLOWING SEVERAL FEDERAL DEPARTMENTS TO RESUME AT FULL CAPACITY

    – The Canberra Times, Australian newspaper, 5/8/2015



    …As Botswana’s Revolutionary War began to wind down, temporary tribal alliances helped to unify the revolutionary forces dismantling the country’s corrupt system from the ground up, with one military leader, a diamond mine worker-turned-lieutenant commander, famously saying “more evil blood than good blood is being spilled here today” on May 9… Meanwhile, the reeling government forces lost unity, territory, and foreign backup as the days and weeks of fighting continued on. The apparent success of the government overthrow made congressional war hawks like Milton Wolf (R-KS) bitterly criticized President Grammer for not doing more to defend the capitalist and pro-American government, once saying in a speech on the floor of the US House “corruption alone cannot make a government worthy of being overthrown. You do not throw out the baby with the bathwater!”…

    – Walter Allen McDougall’s The Promise And Potential of US Foreign Policy In The 21st Century, Dove Books, 2019



    GRAMMER SIGNS REVISED SPENDING BILL

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    – clickopedia or The Boston Globe, 5/10/2015



    Former Deliberation Committee member Chris PETHERICK: “The Electoral Trust is reviewing several petitions and proposals, but Electoral College reform is dominating the civilian efforts. And it seems the EC Reform movement is slowly shifting in favor of Ranked Choice Voting, but it’s very likely that it won’t be fixed in time for the 2016 election.”

    Panelist Ana NAVARRO: “Okay, interesting, now why is that?”

    PETHERICK: “It’s just how the system is set up, right, Senator Gravel.”

    US Senator Mike GRAVEL (D-CA): “Yes and no. Yes, because the process is designed to avoid flavor-of-month ideas to be passed in the heat of the moment, allowing the idea to stick around long enough for everyone to gather a clear understanding of its positive and negative attributes. No, because the processed could be sped up by congress simply passing a law reforming the EC upon viewing the Hearing Records and Deliberation Committee reports. But since they won’t do that, you’re basically right, Chris.”

    NAVARRO: “So, the pace of this it’s a good thing.”

    GRAVEL: “Maybe, maybe not. It depends on how forgetful people are. The farther we get from the 2008 and 2012 elections, the higher the number of people that simply forget about them.”

    PETHERICK: “Oh, I agree. This relatively slow process could hurt the momentum of the EC Reform movement because tend to focus more on the present than on the past. People are already starting to forget about the 2012 election and already many people have forgotten about the 2008 election because people move on. But we’ve got to remind them to fix the EC before they do so, and before it happens again.”

    NAVARRO: “Well, maybe the Electoral College will be reform in time for 2020 election.”

    GRAVEL: “Maybe. Remember, before UHC was passed in 1990, we had been discussing it since the early 1970s, so if a new voting process gets implemented in time for the 2020, it will actually be impressively fast, relatively and contextually-speaking.”

    PETHERICK: “Yeah, I agree, but I also think we can keep it in public discourse until that time comes, though. Even if it takes until 2020, we can keep it relevant by continuing to discuss the importance of utilizing the N.I.A. to bring attention to it, and by discussing it on important, major, wide-reaching platforms such as this one.”

    GRAVEL: “Was that a shameless plug?”

    PETHERICK: “It wasn’t shameless.”

    NAVARRO: “Ha-ha, well, um, this Ranked Choice Voting idea certainly is getting attention on the technet, where many are claiming that RCV is far too complicated for under-educated Americans.”

    GRAVEL: “Possibly, but that’s why people have to access all voting literature and helpful voting material that’s out there on the technet in the first place.”

    PETHERICK: “Yeah, and besides, RCV is still much better than a direct popular two-round system or a congressional delegation allocation system because the RCV would not fundamentally change voting habits in a negative way. And its instant-runoff ability is superior to the second round repeat system because its less costly in regards to both time and money!”

    GRAVEL: “And don’t forget about the other glaring problem with the CDA system – gerrymandering. If politicians didn’t work tirelessly to choose their voters before, under a CDA system the gerrymandering would be taken up to eleven!”

    NAVARRO: “But don’t the Democrats oppose gerrymandering?”

    GRAVEL: “Only when they aren’t the ones gerrymandering, Ana.”

    – Kennedy News Network, roundtable discussion, 5/11/2015



    12 May 2015: on this day in history, a major earthquake strikes Nepal, merely weeks after a severe one struck the region. Due to prior evacuations, houses still damaged, cleanup and emergency personnel still working, and a less severe magnitude, the seismic activity only kills 92 people.

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    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    List of Monarchs of Nepal

    [snip]

    1972-2014: Birendra Bir Bikram Shah (1945-2014, aged 68) – oversaw the nation shift to being a constitutional monarchy in 1990; defeated a Maoist coup attempt in 1998; died from heart failure

    2014-present: Nirajan Bir Bikram Shah (b. 1978, age 37) – was next in line to the throne after his older brother Dipendra committed suicide in 2002

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2015



    GRAMMER SIGNS SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS’ RIGHTS BILL INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 5/18/2015



    JULIETTE PARKER ELECTED MAYOR OF COLORADO SPRINGS: Former Homeless Person Unseats Incumbent In Stunning Political Upset

    – The Rocky Mountain News, Colorado newspaper, side article, 5/19/2015



    Mayors of COLORADO SPRINGS

    1975-1979: 36) Lawrence “Larry” Ochs (I, 1924-2003) – former businessman; began serving on the city council in 1967; became Vice Mayor in 1970; the last mayor to be elected by City Council rather than popular vote; worked aggressively to expand business opportunities for the city; retired

    1979-1985: 37) Robert Michael “Bob” Isaac (R, 1928-2008) – of Syrian Christian descent; former math teacher and law firm partner; previously worked as an assistant district attorney for the Fourth Judicial District of Colorado in 1965 and 1966, as a judge for the Colorado Springs Municipal Court from 1966 to 1969, and as a city councilman from 1975 to 1979; city’s first-ever popularly-elected mayor; “during his tenure, KVUU radio aired a daily drive-time segment called ‘Stump Mayor Bob,’ in which the DJs would call the mayor's office and ask him trivia questions” [source: his wiki article!]; resigned for a higher-paying position in the Denton administration’s Justice Department

    1979: Myron H. “Mike” Pike (I) and Ken Curtis (I)

    1983: Frederic J. “Fred” Weber (I) and Thomas C. “Tom” Fisher (I)

    1985-1985: 38) Leon Young (I) – city’s first African-American mayor; selected by city council to succeed Mayor Isaac; lost election to complete the 1983-1987 mayoral term

    1985-1991: 39) Cheryl D. Gillaspie (R) – city’s first female mayor; conservative; former business owner and political donor; known for carrying a pistol in public; lost re-election
    1985 (special): Mary Ellen McNally (I), Leon Young (I) and Frederic J. “Fred” Weber (I)

    1987: Joseph Jones (I)

    1991-2003: 40) Mary Louise “Mary Lou” Makepeace (R, b. 1940) – city’s second female mayor; previously worked as a caseworker and non-profit director; previously served on the city council from 1985 to 1999; promoted child rights, elder care, and beautification projects; known for her open, innovative, and unifying leadership; term-limited by an opposition-led city referendum in 2001; ran for Lieutenant Governor as an Independent in 2006 despite not officially leaving the GOP to oppose the “Goetzite” Republican nominee that year; later served in the U.S. House from Colorado’s 3rdd district from 2017 to 2021

    1991: Cheryl D. Gillaspie (R)

    1995: Jeff Valdez (I)

    1999: Will Perkins (R)

    2003-2011: 41) Sallie Clark (R) – former business owner; previously served on the city council from 1999 to 2003

    2003: Ted Eastburn (I)

    2007: Mike Coletta (I)

    2011-2015: 42) Charles Fowler (R) – former businessman; previously served on the city council 2005 to 2011; was a close ally of Mayor Clark; conservative; lost re-election in an upset

    2011: Kenneth Paul Duncan (I)

    2015-present: 43) Juliette Parker (I) – former “army brat” and former homeless person; previously worked as a small business owner and as a nonprofit organizer; supports fiscal responsibility and vocational education; ran a successful grassroots campaign against an “establishment” incumbent; currently working to combat the root causes of homelessness; incumbent

    2015: Charles Fowler (R)

    2019: Brian Bahr (R) and Lawrence Martinez (I)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    …Spurred on by Marin cutting funding to the military in the midst of the 2013-2014 economic recession sweeping Europe, many within the military junta soon found its civilian leader to have an unrealistic understanding of their nation’s military capabilities. Blaming Marin’s socialist policies and the nations of Greece, Turkey and Romania for Bulgaria’s economic woes, Volen Siderov wanted to send jets bomb Thessaloniki, Bucharest and Ankara “as a trilogy of warning shot.” This military leaders knew this would lead to those three nations quickly mobilizing of forces, bringing them to war. Only some of them, however, were aware of just how truly outdated their firepower was, and found Siderov’s notion to “use a lot of ammo to compensate for any problems” to be absolutely ridiculous. The plan to have other cities being hit by Bulgarian fighter jets was soon leaked to certain members of the nation’s parliament…

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, 2018 edition



    “…We can now confirm reports that the Bulgarian military junta that took control of that nation’s capital earlier this year has been overthrown in a counter-coup lead by prominent technocratic members of the Bulgarian National Assembly and several anti-Siderov soldiers within the military…”

    – BBC World News, 25/5/2015 broadcast



    …Marin was reinstated, Siderov was sentenced to life in prison for treason, and a massive crackdown on the military began to sniff out everyone in the armed forces who had particiated in or had supported the February Coup…

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, 2018 edition



    BROWN APOLOGIZES FOR HIS LATEST “HARLEYISM”

    …The Vice President told the joke, “Jewish men get circumcised because Jewish women won’t touch anything that’s not at least 20% off” [4] to a gathering of reporters outside the US Senate Chamber two weeks ago, shortly after Brown casted a tie-breaking vote that in favor of a Republican bill to extend federal regulations but lower fines for littering in national parks… In today’s statement, Brown announced “sometime a joke of mine may be construed by those of a gentle nature, a sensitive disposition or the young, to be offensive, shocking, or even obscene. To them, I apologize. To the rest of my fellow citizens who understood that the comment was in jest, the backlash highlights the need for us all to be more honest and straightforward with one another instead of deceiving each other and ourselves. Dishonesty in any of its forms and any encroachment whatsoever upon our sacred right to free speech is nothing more than bondage to fear. I believe that this or any other form of unwanted bondage is repugnant and do hereby announce that I hold it in great contempt. [5]”…

    The Boston Globe, 5/30/2015



    “Your majesty, I hope everything was to your satisfaction,” President Grammer said the royal visitor upon the completion of dinner. The dishes of the stately meal had all been rooted in Laotian tradition, but given an American spin her and there to highlight the theme of the trip – the strengths of close US and Laotian relations. Naturally, KFC was also served.

    At 83, King Vong Savang of Laos had no time for lengthy monologues, and so responded bluntly, “I was. I again thank you for welcoming us into your home.”

    “It was pleasure, sir, but the White House is not my home. I may live here, but its true owners are the 328 million citizens of America.”

    “I see. Well, then you can tell the landlords that I enjoyed the visit,” the octogenarian ruler smiled with sincere glee.

    As Grammar had wanted, the visit had taken the President and his VIP visitor beyond the Beltway. Over the span of three days, the two had traveled across the US, starting in Seattle to speak before the Laotian-American community there, complete with a trip to the “Little Laos” district and media outlets joking that Dr. Frasier had again returned to his home town. Next, the two visited Wichita Kansas, impressing the King with the sheer vastness of the Great Plains and the electric, wind and solar power systems strewn across it over the past several years, and allowing Grammer to check in on a state that had almost voted Democratic in 2012. Then the tour came to New York City to inspect the latest opportunities capitalism has to offer people and businesses, and partake in more American culture and cuisine. The tour came to a close in D.C. with a welcomed “sleepover” stay at the White House.

    At the end of the trip, Grammer turned to his second-in-command Harley Brown and said, “And that is his how you make an ally.”

    Indeed, Grammer and Laos’ Prime Minister would sign a major trade deal three months later…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    POTUS SIGNS CONSOLIDATED APPROPRIATIONS ACT INTO EFFECT

    The Washington Post, 6/4/2015



    …The company’s decision to expand farther into Africa did not stop at South Africa and Morocco. KFC’s CEO decided to be even bolder, and offered to open one small dine-in outlet in the capital of the new nation of South Sudan. The country’s leaders saw the notion as an offering of goodwill, and as an opportunity to develop the new nation’s struggling economic markets in a way that did not “threaten our national identity” given that this particular KFC would be donned in the local colors instead of its iconic red-and-white stripes, marking the first time in 55 years that a standalone KFC waived the uniform look. This shake-up in building appearance would later be replicated in KFC outlets in other nations as well; in fact, at the time of this book’s publications, roughly 20% of KFC outlets found outside the US maintain building facades closer to local designs than to the standard one… KFC-South Sudan opened in Juba on June 5, 2015…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    DRUMSTICKS AND DEMOCRACY: Northup’s Latest Studies How The Colonel Still Effects The Nation Today

    …Anne Meagher Northup’s Chicken and Politickin’: the Rise of Colonel Sanders and Rational Conservatism in the Republican Party, examines and analyzes Colonel Sanders’ impact on fast food culture, the US Presidency, the Republican Party, and world trends during his life, and how those impacts still reverberate is modern times...

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    The New York Times, book review section, 6/6/2015



    “..The totals were astounding to these researchers: no more than 10% of all applicants had been approved for state-level welfare programs in the state of Mississippi. The state’s Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program had rejected most welfare applicants under former Governor Hudson Holliday, and incumbent current Governor Martha Rainville, a Republican. Governor Rainville isn’t running for a second term amid low approval ratings, which are only getting lower in the midst of this growing scandal…”

    – KNN News, 6/7/2015 report



    MILLS: Republican politics often sing the praises of not just President Saunders but the company he founded as well. Did has led to the occasional news story about some KFC employee posting some controversial and wildly partisan comment ontech. These have in turn led to claims that KFC harbors a cult-like workplace environment. Does KFC have a cult problem?

    YOHE: I don’t think so. Low-key, there is a connection to the GOP, but it is the opposite of what those ex-employees have professed. That particular party loves us more. For example: ever since the days of the Colonel Sanders Presidency, in nearly every Republican administration, nearly every time there is a major celebration at the White House, KFC is served or offered somewhere. Kemp, Iacocca, Dinger, and now Grammer. So KFC has affected White House planning but the GOP does not affect KFC’s actions as a business.

    MILLS: But does the GOP impact the company workplace-wise?

    YOHE: We often enjoyed working with any administration, gubernatorial or federal-level regardless of political party, but workplace culture? Maybe. I mean, most who work for us are simply not political; they aren’t into politics because it’s not a part of the job to be political. We serve anyone and everywhere. But, I have to say, I worked at that company for decades, starting at the bottom even though my Dad was a big player in the company even then, and I worked up to middle and to the top. And, I’ve got to say, of those who were openly political during my time there, nearly all at the very top were Republican. I’d say half didn’t care; they cared about the food – you know, the whole point of the company – more than about who liked us more than others. About a quarter of my branch of the KFC family, for example, were independent, about 20% of them were Republican, most of which were avidly Republican, and about 5% were openly Democrat.

    MILLS: So were Democrats intimidated into not espousing their views, or do most Democrats simply not apply at FLG because they are discouraged from working there?

    YOHE. No, there’s a difference between affiliation and the reality of things. Yes, KFC has become associated with the GOP. It has become as much a symbol of their party as the elephant, similar to how a painted tree has become a symbol for Democrats thanks to the ascension of Bob Ross. But I worked at the top for ten years, and we didn’t care if you were a Democrat because half the country is Democrats, and shutting out half a country is never good for business. Why ever would any company shy away from so many potential customers?

    – Former CEO of FLG Inc.’s Smoky Mountain Bbq Steakhouse (2005-2015) David Yohe and a Reporter, Tumbleweed Magazine, 6/8/2015 interview



    …In the early summer of 2015, Vice President Harley Brown began calling for the US to pull out of the World Court, also known as the UN International Court of Justice. Initially, the US refused to ratify its protocol, but still had a jurist on the bench, until President Jesse Jackson got the US into it thanks to the huge to Democrats controlling the US Senate 63-37 in 2005. In private discussions with his VP, Grammer seemed supportive of the notion that the UN should not influence the US’s handling of judicial affairs…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    NATIONAL ASSEMBLY SPEAKER SAYS PRESIDENT SHOULD RESIGN

    …Speaker of the Vietnam National Assembly and unofficial opposition leader Dang Thi Ngoc Dung of Saigon, b. 1978, is joining the voices calling for President Viet D. Dinh to step down amid corruption claims…

    Tuoi Tre News, United Vietnam newspaper, 6/10/2015



    BEZOS’ BOLD PLANS FOR BOT HUB

    …NASA Director Bezos has just taken us one step closer to building a robot hub on the moon by obtaining for the administration a $25million donation from South African ore mining billionaire Elon Musk. …Shuttleplanes and the I.S.S. will play vital roles in the launching of a lunar orbiter. …Once operational, the S.O.G.’s robots can potentially carry out long-term experiments on the moon, explore its poles and Dark Side, and even dig deeper than ever before in order to learn more about Earth’s sole natural satellite...

    – popularscience.co.usa, 6/14/2015



    “I know the Demowusses have got a new talking point lately, they’re complaining about how expensive military uniforms are: gloves, rifle mags, helmets, night vision on helmets, plates and plate carriers, rifle, scope, camo clothing, pouches, it all adds up in the end. But you know what? You pay for what you get – it’s either expensive gear to help our soldiers, or cheap gear to help an enemy’s soldiers. But to their credit, I have always supported the libertarian proposal to have it so that a state’s militia reports exclusively to that state’s governor, and that all of their material, supplies and equipment falls under state jurisdiction, away from the fingers of the feds, so they can’t charge taxes for them. That would certainly lower federal taxes.

    But, then again, Democrats love taxes. Their motto is basically ‘Work hard, chumps – millions on welfare depend on it!’ Yeah, the Democrats complain about our tax policies, then come this close to violating the BBA and creating a constitutional crisis. They’re hella confused – a lot of ’em need Jesus. They need to reject stupidity and embrace the glory of God. Yeah, that’s why it’s so important to keep up good relations with the people of the Middle East. Jesus was born there. He wasn’t born elsewhere. He wasn’t born in some place like India or China or Poland. We definitely know for a fact that Jesus was not born in Poland because nobody has ever found three wise men or a virgin in Poland” [6]

    – Vice President Harley Brown at a televised political fundraiser hosted by the Family Research Council, 6/19/2015




    “You really messed things up this time, Harley,” the White House Chief of Staff shook her head with a tired look of disapproval. The administration’s staff had gone into overtime trying to minimize the fallout to Brown’s comments the previous day, calling up news stations to keep track of how fall the comments were spreading and cling on firefighter as two hearings ago..

    “I was just trying to liven up the room. Ralph Reed is such a stick in the mud. And that Dobson fella looked like he was dead,” Harley defended himself, “It was just a joke!”

    “To you, yes, but to others it struck a nerve. There are 38 million people in Poland and if Polish social media and all the Polish officials denouncing you ontech are any indication, you’ve just upset all of them.”

    “Not to mention all the Christians in this country complaining that you were insulting and belittling Jesus,” Grammar slowly exhaled as he flexed his fingers around a stress ball, squeezing it at a quickening pace.

    “What?” That’s ridiculous. Don’t they know me? I’m one of God’s biggest fans!”

    “Alright, that’s it!” President Grammar spoke up, slamming the ball against his desk as he rose from his chair to stand in front of Brown.

    “Harley, oh, my dear Harley, you know I support people being themselves, but do you think you can try to not offend large swaths of the world population? I mean, for God’s sake, man! You are the Vice President of the United States, you’re not some semi-sentient simian from the sticks.”

    Grammer’s Chief of State pressed her counterpart, VP Brown’s Chief of Staff “Viper” Kelly, to give the two politicians some room.

    “I don’t filter, Kelsey,” answered Brown. “I don’t do fancying modern etiquette-type things like censoring myself.”

    “This isn’t just about you, Harley! It’s about common courtesy, and about what one’s actions indicate about their own self-respect. And it reflects poorly not just one you, Harley Davidson Brown, but on this whole administration. Don’t you realize that you are causing so much damage sullying our reputation that party leaders are saying I should find a different running mate?”

    To this, Harley was surprised, as he had apparently not heard of the recent discussions. “What?”

    “Party leaders are saying that if I had to drop you from the ticket, replace you with someone just a religious but way less self-destructive, this White House’s approval ratings would skyrocket faster than the Milestone and Seeker!”

    Harley thought for a moment before proclaiming firmly, “I won’t change who I am. And if I did decide to change, I don’t think I’d be able to.”

    Grammar groaned, “You don’t have to change who you are. You just clean up your act. It’s not censorship, its common sense. You don’t swear at other people’s children, you don’t cry ‘fire’ in a fire-free place, and you don’t crack off-hand religion jokes about the Polish at a religious event. What next, you’re going to make fun of Jewish people at the Holocaust Museum in New York?!”

    “No, no,” the Vice President crinkled his brow and shook his head; for the first time in his life, with the threat of being dropped from the 2016 making the situation very real for the VP, Harley felt a bit frightened of Kelsey Grammer.

    “Just, please, Harley, just go out there and do your best to apologize. Fix this burnt bridge. And just…cut the crap already.” [1]

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022




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    – VP Harley Brown speaking to reporters outside Number One Observatory Circle, the official residence of the VP of the US, apologizing for past remarks while trying to keep the moment lighthearted, 6/21/2015



    Helloooo, fellooow technetters! Hizzy McHugh coming at you with the word on the latest fast-food phases and crazes. And in this video, we’re lookin’ at the reasons behind the surprisingly intense connection that some NBA teams have with certain Pizza brands.

    You ever notice that, ever since the late 1990s, the NBA has been increasingly sponsoring up with various pizza companies? There’s a reason for it, and it actually has to do with something we’ve covered in series many times before – a little thing called health science. But don’t click away, friends – as always, I’m bringing it to ya bit by bit and in a fun way.

    See, back in 2004, as part of a series of articles covering the NBA in the post-pandemic era, Business Insider let out a little secret. According to the article, the bromance between the teams of the National Basketball Association and various Pizza brands – ranging from prominent names like Pizza Hut, Little Caesar’s, Boston’s, Domino’s Pizza, Figaro’s, Pizza Corner, Eatza Pizza, Sbarro, Marco’s Pizza, and Toppings Galore, to smaller chains like Pizza Haven, Pizza Shack and Papa Murphy’s – began during the 1994-1995 NBA season, when Malik Sealy of the Indiana Pacers got to craving some extra cheese pizza right before the start of the Conference Semifinals. Convincing the team to order a pizza before the game, the team performed better than expected, resulting in fellow teammate Reg Miller demanding they start a habit of eating pizza before every game that season. And as it turned out, that season was their best in over a decade, as they made it not only all the way to the Conference Finals, but they won the NBA Finals that season as well! This surprise success bolstered the rising rumor that pizza was the key to better player performance.

    Ever since that season, more and more NBA teams have begun to swear by the combination of cheese, bread and sauce, claiming the slices boost player performances on the court. Some teams reportedly even have their staff order pizza and have them on stand-by for when they start losing a game, and some teams even compare their performances against the pizza brands they eat before each game. No joke! Or...is it? Because if pizza equals mad court skills, how come my pimple-covered adolescent self was terrible at Phys Ed no matter how many pepperonis I stuffed into my face?

    Maybe it’s just typical sportsball superstition, like the claim that the curse from a goat kept the Cubs from winning the World Series until 1984, or the Curse of the Colonel Sanders Statue. But the placebo effect – as previously covered in this video here – is well known for giving competitors an edge time and again. So maybe this is all just in their heads? Because from a dietary standpoint, pizza just can’t be the optimal food choice for million-dollar basketball players, right? It just can’t be. Right?

    Well, let’s find out. Let’s break it down, and if there is merit, let’s find out quickly, before everyone is eating pizza, which would make the playing field even again and make this entire video be pretty much moot and pointless.

    First off, according to this source here, NBA players, due to muscle mass and energy exuded, most often consume roughly around 3,750 calories a day, practically and basically double the amount an average person consumes, so let’s work the math from there. According to financialwizard.co, the average plain cheese pizza has around 250 calories. According to Malik Sealy in a 2005 interview, and according to a 2010 report found here, the most popular pizza chains among NBA players are Pizza Hut (which offers up 240 calories in its 12-inch plain cheese medium pan pizza), Little Caesar’s (which has 148 calories per slice of plain cheese), Boston’s (with its 200 calories per plain cheese slice), and Domino’s Pizza, which is most popular among the Pacers. An entire 10-inch cheese pizza from Domino's has 1,140 calories if you opt for the standard hand-tossed pizza. If you get a thin crust pizza, calories drop down to 800 for the whole pizza. A regular slice of cheese pizza has 190 calories [7]. So consuming three whole pizza from Domino’s would make up 100% of a typical NBA player’s daily calorie intake – which is a hypothetical for these calculations on the screen here, I’m not saying their downing entire pies over in the NBA – but then again, I’m not in the NBA, so I can’t personally verify that.

    Anyway, here’s a breakdown of what exactly they would need so much off-court pizza for – these athletes need protein to help their muscles recharge between games, and they need energy for bursts of movement on the court.

    But, as you can see by the chart here, not all pizzas are created equal. It may be possible that consuming a pizza can improve game performance, but it depends on the pizza – more specifically, the ingredients, not so much the brand. What you need is the right bread, the right tomato, and the right cheese – and possibly even certain toppings can help, too.

    Now, bread has carbohydrates, and the body’s main source of energy is carbs. White bread, though, is a high glycemic index food, meaning it raises blood glucose levels quickly because the body can break down their type of carbs very quickly, absorbing them into the bloodstream and giving you energy pretty much immediately. So bread equals energy, which may explain why the Boston Celtic’s Reggie Lewis said in a 2011 interview that he hates stuffed crust, telling the interviewer, ‘You need that extra bread for energy, don’t you hollow it out.’ You heard the man – Reggie Lewis has spoken! Anyway, my point is that if you want to get a quick burst of energy, eat bread high on the glycemic food chart, such as white bread and these types of bread on this chart here.

    Meanwhile, low glycemic index food means the food takes longer to digest, so the energy you need to get from it shows up later than the energy from the bread – such as, say, later on in a basketball game.

    Furthermore, the ingredients found in a plain cheese pizza contain enough protein to help you with muscle recovery and can help you to replenish the sodium, which athletes lose a lot of from all the sweating they do on the court. To sum it up, pizza has the carbs to give you energy on the court, protein content to help your muscles, and sodium make up for sodium lost from sweating.

    Huh. So I guess there really is something to the partnerships between certain NBA teams and certain pizza chains. It’s not just the mutual financial profits that has led to the Chicago Bulls and Pizza Hut, the Milwaukee Bucks and Figaro’s, and the Boston Celtics and Boston’s Pizza pairing up.

    But like these charts show, it depends on what kind of pizza it is. And the quest to determine the best pizza has seemingly become an obsession for some teams. It certainly explains why the entourage for the NJ Nets make sure they have a pizza buffet ahead of every game, and I mean they have a massive operation: a decked-out layout of pizzas – gluten free, vegan, whole wheat, you name it, they’ve got it – and they even offer players pizza-flavored pancakes, oatmeal, powershakes and even custom-made pizza burgers as well. But what fascinates me is the rumored topping bars – a multitude of toppings ranging from the typical to the obscure and highly unusual, almost as if they’re trying to figure out the exact right combination of toppings to maximize their slice.

    But which topping is the best one for their pizza? And which pizza chain is the right one for NBA players? Well that’s all coming up in the next video, so stay subscribed and I’ll see you next week, same time, same channel. This is Hizzy McHugh saying to you have a great day, check out my site if you haven’t already, and if there’s anything concerning the latest fast-food phases and crazes out there that you would like me to cover, please let me know. Bye-ya!

    – transcript of video essay, “NBA Pizzas: Food Fact or Food Fantasy?,” uploaded to Ourvids.co.can on 6/24/2015 [8]



    “…wage theft occurrences are increasing nationwide, according to an official report by an independent investigation…”

    – CBS Evening News, 6/26/2015 broadcast



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)

    [1] These italicized bits for from Wikipedia’s article on rent control

    [2] Basically all of this was pulled from here: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bionic-eye-sensitive-as-a-human-retina-may-give-sight-to-millions/

    [3] Italicized passages are all from the 9/10/2019 gardenandgun.com article by Jessica Giles “Bob Ross Gets The Recognition He Deserves”

    [4] Joke found on the “Harleyisms” page of his 2014 website: https://web.archive.org/web/20210119015916/http://www.governorharley.com/default.htm

    [5] Passages in italics were pulled from the “warning” page of his 2014 campaign website: https://web.archive.org/web/20210119015916/http://www.governorharley.com/default.htm

    [6] A variation of this joke was found on the “Harleyisms” page of his 2014 website, too: https://web.archive.org/web/20210119015916/http://www.governorharley.com/default.htm

    [7] This part in italics was pulled from here: https://www.livestrong.com/article/302169-how-many-calories-are-in-a-10-inch-dominos-cheese-pizza/

    [8] August 5, 2021 EDIT: Went back and added this write-up after being inspired by this OTL article: https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/presents18931717/the-nba-secret-addiction and by this video I recently came across (and lifted much of the transcript’s structure (and maybe, possibly, unintentionally, even a few lines, ngl) from for said write-up): youtube / cNVjXRFf5ag



    And, finally, to @President Eternal’s previous queries:

    Thank you for the compliments!

    1/2) Serial Killer pop culture still has that same sense of morbid curiosity. There’s no real way to really change that, given that it goes back to primitive times, when studying how a fellow caveperson died helped us better understand how best to avoid that same fate. Morbid curiosity is a natural instinct that is part of our collective senses of self-preservation. With that in mind, though, while the genre is pretty much thematically the same, many of the people studied are not. The Zodiac Killer, whoever they were, got taken down at the start of things; John Wayne Gacy killed Jeffrey Dahmer in a kerfuffle that alerted the cops to his murders, making Dahmer a protagonist-like tragic character in most adaptations of Gacy’s murders; with Ted Bundy getting killed by a bomb meant for Lieutenant Governor Arthur Fletcher back in the 1960s, the most famous serial killers from the U.S. are Gacy, Ed Gein, Andrew “Koo-Koo Drew” Cunanan (who murdered 17 people in the late 1990s before finally being captured after contracting SARS from a victim in 2002), and Kristen Heather Strickland (a nurse who injected SARS-tainted blood into patients she disliked, from 2002 until her arrest in 2009). Thus, while specific slasher films many not exist here, the genre still does.

    Aileen Wuornos – after her brother died of esophageal cancer, Wuornos traveled back to Michigan to receive the $10,000 from his life insurance; she spent the money paying off fines and buying luxuries such as a new car, which she then drove off a bridge while drunk, wrecking the car and killing her; as she was 20 years old, she was one of several cases cited in arguments for the drinking age in Michigan to be raised to 22, which occurred in the 1980s under Denton.

    Richard Ramirez – I actually mentioned him in the notes/sources section of Chapter 50 (late 1983). Essentially, with his disturbed cousin Miguel dying in Vietnam during the 1967 Invasion of Hanoi, he was much less messed up ITTL, but still had issues from his abusive father. He joined the Army at age 18, was stationed in Libya during the war there. In early 1984, he and several other soldiers attacked a village and callously shot and killed several unarmed women and children. A subsequent combat action report did not specify this, and continued vagueness over the incident and the charges pressed against Ramirez in 1985 led to some media outlets investigating the incident. Journalists breaking the story were overshadowed by the Packwood Diaries revelations coming out on the same day. In late 1986, amid talks of Denton being impeached in 1987, a court-martial charged Ramirez and 12 other officers, with only Ramirez and 2 others being found guilty after the rest testified against them. Found guilty of premeditated murder, Ramirez was sentenced to life in prison, beginning in 1987. He was paroled in 1997, but, after roughly five years of working in Mexico for recreadrug cartels, and reportedly killing three prostitutes over the years, died from SARS complications in 2003.

    Danny Rolling – TTL’s equivalent to Ted Bundy, as he claims here that he killed for the fame that came from it; his murders (5, from late 1989 to early 1990) still inspire Kevin Williamson to pen the script for Scream, but that movie gets a different director and so not become popular enough to merit its own franchise, or even its own parody film. Instead, the Wayans Brothers TV show lasts for five complete seasons!

    BTK – other than being called the BTR Killer (Bind, Torture, Rape, because “the Bind, Torture, Kill Killer” is sort of redundant, no?) he’s nearly same as OTL, sadly; he still kills, but is finally caught in 1990, having killed 8 people from 1974 to 1987.

    I was actually planning on mentioning the Unabomber in the 2017 chapter! Here’s a bit of a spoiler: TTL’s equivalent to him is Joseph “Captain Chaos” Konopka. Born in 1976, Konopka was IOTL a hacker who committed various acts of arson and vandalism; here, after failing to get a job with the military upon graduating from high school in 1994 and dropping out of college in 1997, his actions were more extreme and chaotic, and he played a major role in California’s efforts to strip technet sites of anonymous users; Konopka was captured in 2001 after causing computers at a chemical factory to malfunction, almost leading to a major and potentially-deadly chemical spill.

    Also: California’s controversial restrictive mental health laws have been either praised or criticized by writers in the slasher genre since their implementation in the late 1990s.

    3) George R. R. Martin contracted SARS during the 2002 pandemic, leading to him developing complications that ultimately killed him in 2005. His demise is similar to that of Octavia E. Butler, an African-American Sci-Fi author, in that both died before completing their stories, but their respective stories were turned into TV shows anyway. ASOIAF, or IAF for short, ran on TON from 2007 to 2011, while Butler’s show, NBC’s Earthseed, based on her incomplete Parable trilogy, runs from 2014 to 2016 (three seasons, one each summer) and was modeled after the “miniseries” presentations of the 1990s, with each season covering the events of one book. Both Martin and Butler are equally famous ITTL.

    Harry Potter – I’m not sure. The idea for the books likely still came into existence because the author born in 1964 (close enough to the POD that it likely would not have been butterflies away) and thus had a similar life and upbringing; thus, idea of a child not knowing they’re magic until being invited to a school for magic may still “fall into her head” at some point like it did in OTL’s 1990 – I really think you should contact, I want to say, @Joshua Ben Ari for further details, since he’s like the Harry Potter expert around these parts.

    The Dresden Files were made into TV series starring Patrick Dempsey and co-starring Jared Padalecki and Laura Prepon, with writer Eric Kripke being a major contributor to the series (essentially picking up many elements from OTL’s Supernatural, which isn’t made here). The series began airing on NBC in 2009 and is still around in early 2021.

    4) Avatar The Last Airbender was conceived in 2001 to people born in the mid-1970s, so it’s very possible it doesn’t come into existence; those two creators probably come up with something similar instead at the very least. Avatar the James Cameron film series is made, though, because Cameron wrote a treatment for it in 1994 that pulled from all the Sci-Fi books he read growing up; after directing Alta: Battle Angel (2004) technological advancements allowed him to finally make the movie, which came out in 2008; two sequels are scheduled for release in 2017 and 2018; due to the success of Dances with Wolves, though, TTL’s version of Avatar has a less similar plot focusing more on the Navy culture and on the technology of both worlds. I’ve never seen Ben 10, so I have no idea what happens with it here; odds are it either doesn’t exist or is much different than how it is in OTL given the time difference between this TL’s POD and when that show first came out. Elmer “Butch” Hartman worked for The Cartoon Network on shows like Dexter’s Laboratory and Mina And The Count, and ended up working closely with his friend Seth McFarlane on the TV show Larry & Steve before finally making his own cartoon series in 2003 (Fairly Oddparents) the show ran for ten seasons before ending unceremoniously in 2014 via cancellation, as other, newer TCN shows grew to be more popular. After this, he worked with McFarlane on some other projects before creating the fantasy/Sci-Fi/comedy animated series “Elf Detective” (2018-present (2021)). Billy & Mandy (2001-2003) was cancelled after two seasons because parents voiced complaints about their children watching a show featuring the Grim Reaper at a time when many were dying from SARS; an plague-themed episode made before the pandemic didn’t help, and the series was not picked up for another season in late 2002. Invader Zim developed differently, being semi-syndicated in that certain plot lines and developments carried over into each next episode while the main plot of each episode was usually self-contained; Warner Bros’ Nickelodeon almost cancelled the season at the start of season 2 (January 2002) over its grim imagery, and came even closer to being cancelled later that year due to a germaphobia episode that seems insensitive during the SARS pandemic, but the series creator relented to the executives and introduced more “hopeful” subplots for Dib in Season 3; the series finished after Season 4 with a made-for-TV movie because the creator believed the story had reached a “satisfying unnatural conclusion.” Steven Universe may be too far from the POD to have still been made given when the creators were born, but rest assured that some similar series likely came into existence during these alternate oughts/2010s. Do the shows Jackie Chan Adventures and W.I.T.C.H. still exist in some capacity? Eh, sure.

    5) The heavily pro-Christian/family values Presidency of Jeremiah Denton (the culmination of the Religious Right and the Satanic Panic of the 1970s) led to a major cultural backlash in the late 1980s/early 1990s. Not only did it contribute/indirectly lead to the progressive Carol Bellamy being elected President and to the rise of Riot Grrl, as covered in previous chapters, it also led to the OTL 1990s obsession with witches being cranked up to 11, and a few years earlier to boot. Teen Witch began the cultural phenomenon’s mainstream presence, followed by Disney’s Hocus Pocus in 1993, and reboots of the 1960s characters Casper and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the latter of whom was portrayed by future First Lady Melissa Joan Hart. Practical Magic was a TV series ITTL, lasting from 1998 to 2001, while The Craft became a cult classic in 1996. Joining this wave of “feminist” works was Buffy The Vampire Slayer and WBTB’s answer to question of how to cash in on all this, Charmed (a cult classic lasting from 1998 to 2002). But as SARS dominated the news and a new millennium came underway, witches declined in popular culture prominence. But like how some were nostalgic for the sci-fi pop culture of the 1980s during the 2010s, the people of the 2020s are most likely going to be nostalgic for the 1990s…

    In November 1997, Kevin Sorbo suffered a fatal brain aneurysm, leading to Hercules: The Legendary Journeys ending with an inconclusive final episode in 1998; most of the writers and actors from that series moved over its spinoff, Xena: Warrior Princess, and that show ended up running from 1995 to 2006.

    The Walking Dead comic books weren’t made because nobody was in the mood for mass deaths after the SARS global pandemic of 2002-2005, not even Robert Kirkman, who instead focused more on his comic book Tech Jacket, which was turned into a TV show that lasted from 2005 to 2007; however, the small goth-like and steampunk-like subcultures that grew out of people wearing masks did lead to many zombie-themed and plague-themed films and TV shows, (including a 2018-2020 alternate history TV show about the Spanish flu mutating into a zombie virus in 1918), just none as huge and as long-running as OTL’s The Walking Dead TV series. Seinfeld ran from 1989 to 2005, with the final six seasons being considered the worst; Jay Scott Greenspan (who goes by the stage name “Jason Alexander” IOTL) left the show halfway through its run to work on other projects while Wayne Knight’s character got his own spinoff (2005-2008).

    The Twilight Zone ran from 1959 to 1964 like in OTL, with Serling attempting to make a similar show years later that would have been called Night Gallery, but due to finding the writing subpar he cancelled the project to instead write episodes on various TV shows as a guest writer, including for a few episodes of the fifth and final season Star Trek: The Original Series, kindling a friendship between Serling and Roddenberry that lasted for the rest of the former’s life. Even with the Sanders Administration’s Scranton Report on smoking in 1967, Serling failed in his repeat efforts to quit the habit, and he passed away in 1977, age 51, just as talks were beginning for a renewed Twilight Zone series. The first TZ revival series aired from 1979 to 1981, but failed to capture the charm of the original. A second revival was made in the late 1990s and was more successful, lasting from 1997 to 2001, and included more adaptations of famous Sci-Fi/Pulp Fiction stories such as Lone Star Planet and The Nine Billion Names of God, both of which had already been parodied on Futurama. A third revival aired for one season from 2012 to 2013.

    6) I have no idea. Not a clue. I have never seen any of those shows. Given that Japan’s economy does not collapse here until about a decade later than IOTL, I imagine some are affected by that difference in timelines. Maybe @ajm8888 has some ideas?

    Thanks for the inquiries and thanks again for the compliments! I really appreciate them!



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  • Chapter 110: July 2015 – November 2015

    “The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all”

    – John F. Kennedy (OTL/TTL)



    LATEST COLONEL SANDERS BIOPIC DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!

    …After nearly 10 years in development, the long-await Steven Spielberg production “The Colonel” finally premiered today. Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Harland David "Colonel" Sanders, the massive 3.5-hours-long project covers The Colonel’s entire life, from his childhood to his deathbed, instead of just a section of his life like previous films have done. The biopic covers him caring for his siblings as a young lad, his various pre-KFC enterprises and the trials and tribulations of them and his two marriages, his meteoric rise to fame in the 1950s, the trials and successes of his Presidency, and his post-POTUS years in a cinematic vessel that gives a real sense of just how much of a busy and complex life this storied American icon lived, and the changing eras through which he lived. Opening the film in 1890 with his father’s death and ending it with The Colonel’s own in 1990 was a poignant touch the emphasized the film's “circle-of-life”-like theme. The film’s use of the latest state-of-the-art CRI photovid-manipulation technology and other special effects to age down Philip Seymour Hoffman is also very impressive, allowing him to play a ten-year-old child without it falling into the Uncanny Valley as many who worked on the film reportedly feared it would…

    Variety, film review section, 7/4/2015



    WORLD BANK ORDERS AUDIT OF HONDURAN PALM OIL ACTIONS

    …the country has been plagued with government corruption for decades…

    The Boston Globe, 7/7/2015



    GOVERNOR BARRY NORMAN "BIG TASTY" GOLDBERG ANNOUNCES BID FOR U.S. PRESIDENT!

    – The Philadelphia Enquirer, 7/8/2015



    BOB ROSS REITERATES: “I’m Still Undecided” On A White House Bid

    The New York Times, 7/12/2015



    HOUSE DEMOCRATS INTRODUCE WAGE THEFT PROTECTION BILL PROPOSAL

    The Washington Post, 7/16/2015



    THIRD TRUMP-WISEAU FILM HIGHLIGHTS RIFT BETWEEN TWO ODDBALL FILMMAKERS

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    Above: the official poster for Americana Overdrive, Vol. III

    …the plot alone undercuts the behind-the-scenes fighting that unfolded between Donald and Tommy, with Wiseau withdrawing from the remainder of the project over creative differences and Trump taking over production after ordering multiple rewrites from Wiseau. The film follows Trump’s character as he fights an evil clone twin of himself, plus an army of android Trumpbot assassins, in order to stop a cheap Godzilla knockoff from wreaking havoc on the world…

    …and the film does have its fair share of memorable moments, such as one scene where the creator of the Trumpbot army, Donald’s character’s evil twin, Dlanod, says to a priest (who is failing miserably to get him to reform), declares “If Jesus wants to be my friend he can visit me in hell!” in an incredibly hammy way before leaping into a lake of poorly-generated CRI lava…

    …the film loses all senses of reality and dives into the campy and surreal fever dream of sorts that can be either an atrocity or a marvel, depending on what kind of moviegoer you are…

    – Variety magazine, film review, 7/20/2015



    The 2015 NDRR Presidential Election was held in the National Democratic Republic of Russia (Natsional’no-Demokraticheskaya Republika Rossiya) on July 27, 2015. Incumbent President Oleg Malyshkin, endorsed by the National and Iron Fist parties, was term-limited and facing scrutiny abroad for his abrasive relationships with other world leaders, but saw consistently above-50% approval ratings at home. This meant that the race was wide open and without a clear favorite until Malyshkin endorsed a candidate.

    Candidates (8):

    Kaadyr-ool Bicheldey, b. 1950 (Protectionist) was a Tuvan philologist, politician, and director of the Tuvan National Museum “Aldan-Maadyr” calling for greater autonomy for the nation’s political subdivisions and for the national government to do a better job protecting the rights and privileges of ethnic minority groups in the NDRR.

    Vladimir Fyodorovich Chub, b. 1948 (Democratic), a centrist-leaning politician of Ukrainian ancestry who was born in Belarus, took a strong stance against illegal political activity while serving as the Governor of Rostov Oblast from 1985 to 2000, prior to entering the National Assembly in 2000, where he maintain a consistent, almost predictable voting record.

    Sergei K. Kirkalev, b. 1958 (Green) immediately received national attention upon announcing his candidacy in 2014 due to his fame; the retired engineering commander and rocket scientist was one of the ten marstronauts onboard the Milestone and Seeker mission to Mars; the experience made him a national hero, and lead to Russia’s Green party successfully drafting him into the race after several other political parties and organizations failed to do so; he ran on a platform calling for massive tech projects to lower unemployment.

    Boris Nemtsov, b. 1959 (Progressive) was most prominent during the 1990s as the Leader of the National Assembly, but had left politics in 2000 to instead lead St. Petersburg University, which subsequently led to him being praised for his help in overseeing that city’s response to the SARS Pandemic; a physicist during the 1980s, he returned to academia in the 2000s, only to announce a liberal reformist Presidential bid in 2013 in opposition to Malyshkin’s “awful and dangerous” foreign and domestic policies.

    Vladimir Nikolayev, b. 1973 (National) was the scandalous Mayor of a large growing city and became the race’s frontrunner after being endorsed by Malyshkin; accused of being a member of the Russian Mafia, Nikolayev was a businessman elected Mayor of Vladivostok in 2004 after “his opponent for the position ‘tripped’ on a grenade left outside his office, killing him” [1]; he won re-election in 2008 in a landslide, and won re-election in 2012 unopposed.

    Ratmir V. Timashev, b. 1966 (independent) was a technocratic political activist, businessman and IT entrepreneur who had contributed to the financing of Russia Tower being built, and believed Russia was better off embracing technological innovation and gradually adapting “green” technology/infrastructure.

    Victor Vodolatskiy, b. 1957 (Strong Arm), with an iconic mustache and a lifetime in the Russian military, this high-ranking decorated veteran is closely tied to the Cossacks, and ran on an economically isolationistic platform of repealing several trade agreements and implementing high tariffs in order to promote domestic products, while also calling for a more “aggressive” foreign policy to “prove our might” on the World Stage.

    Irina Yarovaya, b. ’66 (Motherland), a member of the National Assembly since 2005, ran on a platform that backed Malyshkin’s toughening of immigration laws and crackdowns on rallies, but went further by calling for the centralization of banks and the transportation industry; considered by some to be a reactionary, she often accused the seven other candidates in the race of being sexist against her.

    Campaign:

    Prior to Malyshkin endorsing Nikolayev, Kirkalev dominated technet discussions while Chub, Yarovaya and Vodolatskiy were neck-and-neck-and-neck in the polls. Between then and the debates, Kirkalev was the candidate to beat due to his connections and impressive “war chest,” but after the May debates, Vodolatskiy and then Yarovaya lost momentum, while Nemtsov’s numbers improved.

    Results:

    In the July 13 “primary round,” Nikolayev came in first place with 25.7%, while Kirkalev came in second place with 21.2%, causing the two men to advance to the runoff round. The results for the remaining candidates were as follows: Chub (third place, 19.5%), Nemtsov (12.4%), Vodolatskiy (7.5%), Bicheldey (6.4%), Yarovaya (4.2%) and Timashev (last place, 3.1%); these results were a blow to the Democratic and Strong Arm parties, but not to the Green party.

    With two of the “hairy” candidates advancing to the runoff round, the hairy-bald voting pattern would continue regardless of whom won. The subsequent two-candidate debate saw Kirkalev, a political outsider, fail to answer certain questions on administrative capabilities and limitations, while Nikolayev more expertly deflected questions concerning alleged corruption during his time as mayor. On July 27, Nikolayev secured the Presidency by receiving 52.4% of the vote to Kirkalev’s 47.6%. Low turnout highlighted the uncertainty and dissatisfaction that many Russian voters felt about the two runoff candidates.

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “Ha! Oh no, no-no, no. I’d never run for President. And for four fair reasons. Number one – it would lead to an invasion of privacy for myself, my family and my friends. Number two – it’s a dangerous job. Do you how many Presidents have died in office? About like 10% of them. If you came across a job with a 10% mortality rate, would you take it? If yes, then you’re braver than I am. Number three – the strain that I hear that job puts on relations, because of the time spent away from family and friends. And number four – congressional gridlock. Getting stuff done in D.C. is too slow-moving of a process. It’s not at all like the top-down governance found in a business, a company or a corporation. No, no, I support certain policies, but I think I could help more, and get more stuff done to help the country from my current position making good food and educational commercials that promote, uh, said food.”

    – Spongebob’s Undersea Cuisine co-founder and CEO Stephen Hillenburg, to a reporter asking him if his past calls for labor reform and his recent endorsements of several progressive congressional candidates indicates a planned White House bid of his own, 7/29/2015



    CEO Sneed Out, Easterbrook In At McD’s

    …Cara Carlton Sneed, the CEO of the fast-food giant McDonald’s has been dismissed by the trillion-dollar corporation’s Board of Directors. Announcing the dismissal at a press conference earlier today, the board – in a move meant to likely minimize stock market value downturn brought about by the leadership shake-up – also announced that Sneed’s successor will be Executive Steve Easterbrook, in charge of financing at McDonald’s.

    The daughter of US Supreme Court Justice Sneed, Cara Carlton Sneed had previously served as the COO of AT&T from 1991 to 1997 before serving in the Dinger Administration as the head of the Small Business Administration (SBA) from 1997 to 2001. After Dinger lost re-election, Sneed left government work and was hired by PepsiCo to serve as its CEO, holding the office from 2003 to 2007. Sneed stepped down to unsuccessfully run for the Republican nomination for a U.S. Senate seat from her birth state of Texas in 2008. After than battling and surviving a cancer diagnosis, Sneed found work at McDonald’s as its CEO, only to soon find herself in the situation of guiding the corporation through the Unlucky Recession of 2013.

    The maintain rising profits and keep stockholders and shareholders satisfied, Sneed oversaw mass layoffs in the chain’s least profitable regions. Additionally, in a move she described as an “innovative” way of “preparing for future recessions,” Sneed greenlit in 2014 an extensive research project to determine how to automate “up to” 40% of the global chain's job positions by 2030. Both major actions have received noticeable backlash, especially ontech, where labor organizers were quick to mobilize activists to condemn Sneed for her actions. And it seems that the bad press coverage that soon followed – combined with a reported drop in stockholder confidence in Sneed – may have finally convinced the Board of Directors to comply with calls for Sneed to either change her policies, step down, or be dismissed.

    Sneed’s replacement, Steve Easterbrook, is originally from Britain and began his career as an accountant in the UK. He began working for McDonald’s in 2007 and has quickly worked his way up through the company…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 7/30/2015



    EXPERTS AGREE WE NEED A “I.S.S. 2.0” IN TV INTERVIEW

    …John McAfee may be right: the International Space Station may need to be replaced soon. McAfee’s time battling his former employer in court has led to his “stardust” incident highlighting an early comment the director made in the infamous radio interview, a comment about the International Space Station – that it may be time for a new ISS, one with a better ventilation system. The notion may have found support in a trio of French scientists who work for their nation’s spacey agency… [snip] …Around for decades now, there is a growing need to build a second, larger, newer ISS, preferably before the older one becomes too outdated and damaged to be worth keeping as the launching point for astronaut training and research projects...

    – Reuters, 8/1/2015



    …and over in Asia, the voters of the nation of Indonesia have elected Alwi Shihab to become their fourth President. Mr. Shihab won the election over media mogul Surya Paloh by a margin of roughly 10%. Incumbent President Megawati Sukarnoputri retired due to high unpopularity ratings, having barely won re-election in 2010 over Prabowo Subianto despite the latter’s connections to the nation’s famous Suharto family…

    – BBC World News, 2/8/2015 broadcast



    GREENPEACE GIVES DIRE WARNING!: Proposal To Strip 1000s Of Hectares Of Cameroon Land Will Release “Up To 10million Tonnes” Of Carbon!

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 8/3/2015



    KINKY FRIEDMAN DECLINES WHITE HOUSE BID

    …In a Shermanesque statement to a gathering of Texas Democrats, former Governor of Texas Kinky Friedman today shot down state-level calls to draft him into the 2016 election, with some TX-DEM members even calling for the launching of a write-in campaign for the Democrat Presidential primary for the stateof Texas next year... Friedman, who served as the Justice of the Peace for Kerrville, Texas from 1987 to 1991 as a Republican, joined the Democrats in 2001 and was elected Governor in 2002 in an upset, but lost re-election in a landslide to the current incumbent, conservative Republican Governor Bill Owens…

    – The Houston Chronicle, 8/6/2015



    …In international news, Cameroon is at the center of a debate over bio-fuel land grabs, as foreign enterprises bid for over 70,000 hectares of land on the edge of the Congo Basin rainforest to use for palm oil production... However, locals in the area do not trust the companies and their promises of compensation for lost land and covering costs for relocations, nor do they have faith in their claims of creative jobs and improving the quality of life for locals, due to past experiences and similar promises made and then broken by the Italian company Unigra in another land use dispute from not too long ago…

    – BBC World News, 8/11/2015 broadcast



    GO GOLDBERG GO!

    ...along with a successful record of addressing state-level healthcare concerns and tax reform, no other Democrat would bring the amount of witty and inspiring energy that Governor Barry Goldberg can bring to a one-on-one debate with President Grammer…

    – The Philadelphia Enquirer, 8/12/2015 endorsement



    “I think Kelsey’s chances of winning re-election are very good. The economy’s doing better, we have no major enemies abroad, and there are no major waves of civil disobedience to anything, so I’m not sure what exactly Democrats are going to be running on apart from the typical, standard calls for bigger government and higher taxes.”

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    – Former US President Jeremiah Denton (1924-2017), THN interview, 8/14/2015



    “I have very strongly agree with many of the more populist policies from the Grammer administration just because of how destabilizing they have been. Refusing to bail out the big banks in 2013 worsened and extended the recession and its effects, his refusal to intervene in Botswana has led to that nation falling to a socialist regime, and his tax cuts are going to damage the economy!”

    – Lawrence Summers (D-NY), neoliberal economist and former President of Stanford University 1999-2007, KNN interview, 8/15/2015



    …Increasingly concerned that America’s gradual conversion away from domestic fossil fuel production would lead to greater dependence on foreign oil, the President began to call for US consumers to “buy American.” This call, however, actually meant that the President was indirectly backing electric plants, solar plants, wave tribunes, wind farms and experimental hydrogen projects as those technologies improved, because materials for those plants and farms’ machines could be dug up by mining operations out west. Working with western governors and scientists to ensure Native American rights and natural animal migration patterns were not violated and significantly impacted, respectively, Grammer encouraged the alternative fuels industry to decrease their reliance on China’s own mining sector operations. Many materials for some project, for example, could only be found almost entirely in China; but the breakthrough development of solar panels requiring less tungsten allowed US-made solar panels to be made differently than those made in China. With a slightly different design, and with different materials being used in the designs, Grammer hoped that the US could wean off its dependence of foreign nations for supplies for both fossil fuel infrastructures and alternative energy endeavors…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “Our re-election plan of attack has some very key fronts to it – our record on economic recovery, our plans for combating GCD without inhibiting the independent nature of businesses, decentralizing the federal government’s involvement in education, allowing religious involvement in education when called for by the local people, and sensible police reform. Those last two strategy point will be headed yours truly!”

    – VP Harley Brown, TON, radio call-in segment, 8/17/2015 broadcast



    PENNY FOOLISH, POUND WISE?: With Europe Quickly Getting Back Into Its Feet, Is Now The Best Time To Invest?

    – Business Insider, 8/18/2015



    PHIL GRAMM TO CHALLENGE GRAMMER IN GOP PRIMARIES

    …former US Representative Phil Gramm (R-TX) has announced his decision to challenge incumbent President Kelsey Grammer for the 2016 Republican nomination for President. The former lawmaker’s decision comes after months of speculation concerning who, if anyone, would attempt to primary the President. An allegedly pro-big business billionaire, Gramm was one of several potential candidates, with others either being rumored to be contemplating a run or publicly expressing interest in running including US Sen. Helen Chenoweth, Gov. Lindsey Graham, 1990s National Security Advisor John Bolton, and US Sec. R. Severin Fuld. Gramm, who launched his bid in Austin, Texas appears to plan on running primarily on the claim that bailing out the big banks back in 2013 would have improved the economy much quicker and would have prevented “so much suffering” from taking place during the post-recession recovery period…

    The Houston Chronicle, 8/19/2015



    NOROVIRUS OUTBREAK ON CRUSISE SHIP SICKENS 209 PASSENGERS

    Nassau, THE BAHAMAS – The Grand Horizon Floating Maiden cruise ship of Grand Horizons Cruises is cutting its journey shore after over 200 passengers and crew members became infected with a norovirus, GHC announced yesterday, two days after announcing that only 25 customers had fallen ill. Originally scheduled to travel from New York to Puerto Rico, crew members and customers began reporting symptoms similar to food poisoning on the third, off the coast of Virginia. GHC also announced that the ship has been told by the CDC to stay at portside upon returning to New York, but as a quarantine measure, nobody on board will be allowed to leave for two weeks, in accordance with procedures implemented amid the global SARS pandemic of 2002-2005.

    Norovirus is an infectious disease that is the leading cause of foodborne illness in the US last year, surpassing salmonella and SARS-02 in frequency. Germs such as these pose a great threat to the customers and crew members of cruise liners, which are prime targets for the spreading of germs. Nevertheless, cruise liners saw a large resurgence in popularity after SARS, and resumed business activities soon after safezoning measures were lifted. Similarly, the Unlucky Recession impacted cruise line customers, even those people who can afford to take cruises, due to their sudden financial woes.

    “This industry will always be hurt by recession,” says one member of the GHC Board of Directors...

    – abcnews.co.usa, 8/23/2015



    On August 24, Acting President of Botswana Steve Biko declared the internal warfare to be over, claiming “the true people of Botswana have decisively prevailed.” The alleged victory was announced because that nation’s capital was firmly secure, and most of the rest of the country had also fallen to the new “socialist” regime. However, the victory declared despite several areas still holding out, with anti-Biko forces continuing to fight back. Their resistance to major domestic changes, such as corruption crackdowns and the redistribution of land ownership, which were all dubbed socialist despite Biko rejecting the terminology, highlighted who was stubbornly funding the opposition…

    – Walter Allen McDougall’s The Promise And Potential of US Foreign Policy In The 21st Century, Dove Books, 2019



    F. WINFORD BOOZER III RETIRING FROM THE SENATE

    …the longtime Senator is the current Chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee F. Winford Boozer III is dropping his bid for another term in the US Senate... Throughout his tenure, Boozer used his influence to benefit our state’s interests, getting schools, ports and military manufacturing spots built in Arkansas, and playing a key role in bringing an FBI training campus to our state as well as part of his efforts to oppose military bases being shut down by the Jackson administration. His success in allocating funds for state projects and interests makes his retirement shocking and saddening, but, given his recent health issues, understandable as well...

    – The Southwest Times Record, Arkansas newspaper, 8/28/2015



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    – US President Kelsey Grammer endorsing fellow Republican Hal Heiner's campaign for governor of Kentucky, 8/29/2015



    BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Sorkin Says He Is Running For President!

    Aaron Sorkin, the screenwriter, director, producer, and playwright best known for creating the hit TV show “The West Wing,” today announced in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter that he is attempting to get into the Democratic Presidential primary debates in a “deadly serious” run for President. The announcement comes just a few months after briefly cameoing as a fictional US President in the Paramount Pictures action thriller Yesterday’s Tommorrow…

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    Comments section:

    Comment 1:

    That man just hasn’t been the same since they cancelled “The Desk” on him back in 2010, has he?

    Reply 1 to Comment 1:

    It was a good show! Who cares that it was a clear and obvious rip-off of The West Wing? It deserved a second season!

    Comment 2:

    So. This is what happens when a cocaine addict suffers from writer’s block for too long. Huh.

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 8/30/2015



    DANGEROUS PLANET

    Television Series, HBO

    Premiered: September 1, 2015

    Genre(s): sci-fi/horror/thriller/wildlife/adventure/comedy/educational

    Cast:

    Jerry O’Connell as John Middlename Baker

    Donald Glover as Gen. Fanga Bantu

    Tom Frost as Abin Hopewsfo

    Eleanor Bron as Glel Haskerb

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    Aliens invade Earth and easily enslave humanity, but are repeatedly unable to conquer the wildlife due to their lack of any information about or experience with wild animals. In an episodic, semi-syndicated format, John Middlename Baker and General Bantu lead the internally divided resistance movement while an assortment of different guides (a different guest star, such as LeVar Burton, Steve Irwin, and Jeb Bush, for each episode) must lead their alien captors (also guest stars) through harsh terrain, only for the inept aliens to be defeated when coming face to face with rhinos, cheetahs, hippos, snakes, and other dangerous creatures.

    Reception:

    The series premier received positive reviews from audiences, while critics, who praised the show’s educational angle, still criticized its utilizing of many “alien invasion” clichés.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    THE BRIGHT STAR RESTAURANT IS A BRIGHT SPOT ON ANY VISIT TO BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA

    Greek cuisine decades in the making can be found in Birmingham, Alabama. The Bright Star is Alabama’s oldest restaurant, having opened in 1907. It is owned and operated by the descendants of the original family of Greek immigrants who founded it, and combining regional delights with Mediterranean flavors to make a unique and enjoyable culinary experience for customers near and far.

    When I visited this quit location, I was greeted with positive and welcoming customer service. I gladly tried their recommendations, and enjoyed the food that they have been serving generations of customers, such as its specialty Greek-style snapper and steak, signature seafood gumbo, luncheon specials, and famous pies. It is of no surprise to me that this restaurant, which is technically located in Bessemer, Alabama, has a regional following and draws patrons from throughout the Southeast as well as nearby Birmingham.
    The Bright Star's 104 year old existence results from one family's continued commitment to excellent food and service. Family patriarchs Bill and Pete Koikos immigrated from Greece in 1923 and two years later purchased an ownership interest in the restaurant from founder Tom Bonduris. Since 1966, Bill's two sons, Jim and Nick Koikos have owned and operated the business. The Bright Star has experienced remarkable growth, expanding from a 25 seat
    café to a 330 seat restaurant, all without sacrificing quality. In addition the Restaurant was recognized in the United States Congressional Record in 1996 by U.S. Senator Albert Lee Smith Jr. (R-AL) due to its longtime status as an Alabama landmark and its service to the community. [2]

    The Bright Star restaurant also won the “American Classic” James Beard Award in 2010 and 2014.

    With exceptional service and uniquely delicious cuisine, I give this restaurant a rating of Five Stars out of Five!

    – wanderlust.co.uk, ontech travel magazine, review section, 9/2/2015



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    – An official logo of the 2016 Presidential campaign of former Governor Richard Codey (D-NJ), unveiled 9/3/2015



    “Now I’m interested in the Codey candidacy because I keep seeing such a small roster on the moderate side of the Democratic party, the side that is most likely to win over Republicans. In fact, just the other day I was saying, ‘Whatever happened to the party of Walter Mondale?’ There was left-leaning moderate who served as President for eight successful years, and yet he rarely received the accolades he deserves…”

    – Larry Summers, KNN roundtable discussion, 9/4/2015



    “…A strong supporter of organized labor and immigrant workers, Governor Bustamante and the Attorney General of California have most recently gone after sweatshop operators and those accused of wage theft. Whether Bustamante’s record in California will win over Presidential primary voters in early primary states such as New Hampshire, Georgia and Nevada may all depend on how his Presidential campaign goes in the weeks and months ahead…”

    – “Who is Cruz Bustamante?,” The Daily Conversation video, uploaded to OurVids 9/5/2015



    LUJAN CAMPAIGNING HEAVILY IN NEVADA

    – 273toWin.co.usa, 9/6/2015 e-alert



    …Only this year did we learn how strong a hold the diamond industry had on certain people and institutions in the West. According to leaked documents, in August or early September 2015, Francois Leotard, the President of France at the time, tried and failed to have Acting President Biko overthrown, or possibly even assassinated, before Biko could sign onto the Bloemfontein Protocol on September 8, an international accord aimed at doing away with Blood Diamond by demanding that all diamond sellers show proof of their products’ origins. Furthermore, according to the leaked documents, Leotard called off a second attempt to unseat Biko in some capacity after coming to believe that the accord was weaker than initially thought. Indeed the Bloemfontein Protocol has proven to be much more difficult to enforce than most originally thought it would be. Nevertheless, the landmark accord it still very detrimental to the Blood Diamond industry…

    – Davi Kowe and Roy Sesana’s Vulture, Trees And Blood: The Botswana Revolution, Borderless Books, 2020



    MCAFEE FOUND GUILTY OF VIOLATING I.S.S. REGULATIONS BUT FINED $200K IN LIEU OF JAIL TIME

    …this case may have established a legal precedence regarding drug use in outer space, which could have huge judicial ramifications for future space travelers…

    The Miami Herald, 9/9/2015



    …In his latest effort to give freedom back to the American people, our great Vice President, Mr. Harley Davidson Brown, is speaking with US Senators in his bid to oppose a move to make motorcycle helmets necessary across all 52 states in a clear violation of the tenth amendment…

    – THN, 9/12/2015 broadcast



    PALMIERI: “The Democrats campaigning this early tells us that either one of two things is happening. Either the President is so popular that Democrats believe they have to begin to develop support for themselves this early in order to have gathered enough momentum to win 14 months, or that the President is so unpopular that Democrats believe they have to begin to develop support for themselves this early in order to beat out other Democratic candidates in a crowded primary season.”

    HOST: “But current approval rating averages suggest Grammer is not exactly in a vulnerable position.”

    PALMIERI: “Not at the moment, but there have been signs of weakness. Moments when his approval rating dipped below 50%. Democrats seem to think that this means he can be defeated in November, which explains the many candidates this time around, and makes me think that this earlier-than-usual activity is in fact tied closer to the Democrats duking it out amongst themselves in the primaries and not such much to the general election.”

    – Political media strategist Jennifer Palmieri and Host, CBS roundtable discussion, 9/14/2015



    “High taxes on the wealthy does not punish the American dream of success, it punishes the abuse of the American dream. When someone’s dream crushes into oblivion the dreams of thousands of others, that person is abusing the American dream, and they do so out of greed, not patriotism!”

    – Presidential candidate Gov. Shirley Franklin (D-GA), 9/16/2015



    MOTHER-POST: Poll: Who here thinks they should bring back the SpongeBob TV show?

    So I was thinking of starting a petition for this because SpongeBob was a phenomenal show. Five seasons and pretty every episode was hilarious and/or charming. It was good wholesome fun and I think the restaurant chain CEO guy, Stephen Hillenburg, made a mistake in deciding to have it conclude in season five with a finale episode. It should have kept on going – it’s so popular that they still play reruns of the show in some places, and videos of clips from the series always get lots of views and likes on places like OurVids. So here’s poll, and tell me what you think – should they bring back this show?

    >REPLY 1:

    I want the SpongeBob TV show to be brought back, but I don’t think they have to be, because the modern cartoon advertisements are just like little cartoon shorts! Most ads for fast food places run for thirty seconds, but SB’s usually last anywhere from 30 seconds to a Superbowl-length 120 seconds!

    >>REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    Nah, a commercial is no substitute for an actual show!

    >>REPLY 2 to REPLY 1:
    The most recent one I saw showed Mr. Plankton use a drone to steal from the restaurant, and it was hilarious!

    >REPLY 2:

    I voted yes because I miss that show.

    >REPLY 3:

    I dunno, I have a feeling that if they made it again nowadays it just would not have the charm of the original batch. I say let it stay the wonderful nostalgic show it is and not ruin a good thing by trying to keep it around.

    >>REPLY 1 to REPLY 3:
    But its been well over a decade, surely they could can come up with some good ideas during that?

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 9/21/2015 posting



    IMPRISONED GUN RUNNER PUBLISHES EXPLOSIVE TELL-ALL BOOK

    …Tommy Gun Thompson’s book functions as both a hastily-written collection of memoirs and as a confession to police…

    The New York Times, book review section, 9/23/2015



    CHANGES AND CHALLENGES FOR CHIK-FIL-A: Filling Truett’s Shoes

    …September 8 marked the one-year anniversary of the demise of S. Truett Cathy, the founder of the billionaire chicken sandwich chain Chik-fil-A, who passed away at the age of 93... Truett’s son, Daniel T. Cathy, started out as operations director for over 2,000 outlets before working his way up to second-in-command and his father’s chosen successor… The major franchise is struggling to return to the heights of popularity it felt during its “golden age” of the late 1990s and early 2000s, a time when their biggest competition – KFC – was vulnerable on domestic sales, and the feeling of optimism was found throughout company leadership. Today, the feeling is much more pessimistic in nature, as doubt continues to plague shareholder confidence under the company’s new management. …“We’re revamping the Fish-Fil-A specials and the $15 Fil-Up Menu,” says Bubba Cathy, second-in-command of the company under CEO Dan Cathy. Though primarily in charge of burgers, Bubba seems to be expanding his influence over other parts of the company. …“My brother’s got a game plan. We’re going to see a resurgence in consumer confidence real soon.”…

    Newsweek, late September 2015 issue



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    – Bob Ross at a "meet-and-greet" with supporters, after participating in a Democratic political "town hall"-style discussion forum, 9/26/2015



    “There are roughly 3.8 million empty homes in the United States right now. And with over 300,000 homeless people being in the US in a given week, that means we have roughly 13 empty homes for every homeless person. 13 per person. What are we doing, people? Even with the stock collapse, worker production is still on the rise, but worker wages are falling behind productivity. Under Jackson and Wellstone, unions and CBAs helped to narrow the gap, but under Grammar that gap has only widened. The Democrats are inept and the Republicans just don’t give a damn! If the Democratic nominee next year isn’t running on a platform to address homelessness and rent control, you might just see my name somewhere on your November ballot.”

    – NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan (I-NY), NYC radio discussion, 9/29/2015



    MP ED BALLS WINS LABOUR LEADERSHIP ELECTION!

    …Balls is set to take over as PM on the 10th of October, replacing the retiring incumbent PM Larry Sanders of Oxfordshire…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 1/10/2015



    DINGER ADMITS: “I Was Wrong” About Recreadrugs

    …In an enlightening 60 Minutes interview, former US President Larry Miles Dinger has confessed that his opinions on recreational narcotics such as marijuana have “evolved” in the 15 years that have passed since the conservative politician left the Oval Office...

    – tumbleweedmagazine.co.usa, 10/3/2015



    “…As anticipated, even more Democratic politicians are now entering the race for President, with Senators Suozzi and Raoul both launch official campaigns earlier with next, and former Governor Sarbanes scheduling what he’s calling a major announcement, and is most likely a White House bid, for later today…”

    – Wolf Blitzer, KNN News, 10/6/2015 broadcast



    NY-NJ STORM BARRIER PROJECT UPDATE: Progress Slow, Funding Moves Stalled

    …finding funding for the major bi-state proposal was ground the project to a virtual halt, a situation worsened by the economic uncertainty left in the immediate aftermath of the Unlucky Recession. …Noted real estate developer, independent filmmaker, and former MLB pitcher Donald “Donnie” Trump has recently expressed interest in contributing to the construction of barriers to protect his birth city from rising sea levels during the next major hurricane to hit the region, telling The New York Post, “we have to protect New York City, okay? We just have to! …We are going to build a wall, a great, big, beautiful sea wall, even if I have to pay for it myself!” However, Trump seems to be preoccupied with his current work on other projects, as he has not dedicated anything to the proposed engineering endeavor outside of a few positive comments on radio spots where he primarily promoted his films, hotels, and stadiums...

    – The Associated Press, 10/7/2015



    A BETTER LEADER FOR A BETTER AMERICA

    – Michael Moore for President ’16 slogan, first used 10/9/2015



    COLONEL SANDERS' GRANDSON DIES AT 72

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    ...Florida businessman John Foster Ruggles III, who often went by the nickname “Red,” passed away from heart failure yesterday evening at the age of 72, a spokesperson for his family announced earlier today. Born on November 13, 1942 in Buncombe County, North Carolina, Ruggles was the husband of Vivian Rickman Whalen Ruggles, and the father of Elizabeth Ruggles Murl. John was also the son of John F. Ruggles Jr. and Mildred Sanders Ruggles, the grandson of Josephine King Sanders and KFC founder-turned-US President Harland David “Colonel” Sanders, and the grandson of John F. Ruggles Sr. and Nell Hendrickson. An admirer of his maternal grandfather, even going so far as to style his facial hair based on The Colonel’s, Red worked as a sales manager for KFC-Florida, and also served on the bard of other local businesses in Florida. He was reportedly in declining health in the last few years of his life, which he spent with friends and family, primarily at his home in Broward County, FL, where he died peacefully in his sleep. The Ruggles’ family spokesperson also announced that funeral arrangements will be disclosed in the days ahead...

    The Louisville Times, Kentucky newspaper, 10/10/2015



    …In political news, Australia’s Labour party has adopted the Australian Greens’ Foreign Land Ownership Register proposal in the wake of rising concerns of Australians losing control of food production and resources in their own country. This development could put the party at odds with China, which is investing heavily in land deals in Australia – in the last year alone, the PRC has paid over 80 million pounds for over 50,000 hectares of farmland for grain production in the Great Southern and Wheatbelt region of the country, stirring up concern from local Australians who hope to see some of the benefits of such foreign land ownership deals…

    – BBC World News, 11/10/2015 broadcast



    EARN MORE, KEEP MORE, DO MORE, LIVE MORE

    – Re-Elected Grammer ’16 unofficial slogan, first used 10/12/2015



    RALPH NADER, 82, DECLINES PUSH BY SMALL BUT STRONG GROUP OF SUPPORTERS TO ENTER THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES

    …While his campaign speeches are often considered prosaic, they are always impressively detailed and come off as sincere, which may explain Nader’s appeal to a niche group of Democrats yearning for a candidate who will forego the frills and get down to brass tacks…

    The Boston Globe, 10/15/2015



    “An election as important as this only scones around once in a while, and when it does it puts ones priorities into perspective and that always puts the incumbent right in the hot seat. But this time around, with the heavy weight of the tax burden being lifted off of your backs with each passing year, with the tight grip of government red tape being peeled away with each passing year, and with individual rights being increasingly protected and supported and encouraged with each passing year, I sort of have a small feeling the incumbent is going to win this thing!”

    – US President Kelsey Grammer, stump speech, 10/18/2015



    OUTSOURCING TO MEXICO: Terrific or Treasonous?

    …the number of American businesses relocating to Mexico from California has reached a five-year high. …Businesses headquartered in Mexico having far less “protections” from the government outside of background checks to ensure that your business is in no way connected to any lingering recreadrug cartels. Furthermore, Mexico’s taxes and tax rates are far different from those found in California, while their current President’s focus on eliminating poverty and homelessness has created a new pool of low-skilled workers to hire...

    Business Weekly, mid-October 2015 issue



    FARMERS’ BILL OF RIGHTS AIMS TO BEEF UP USDA POWER, ADDRESS UNFAIRNESS IN MEAT PRODUCTION

    by Dan Nosowitz

    Des Moines, IOWA – The head of the National Farmers Union is “thrilled” with the latest new rules established by the latest federal law signed by President Grammer yesterday morning… The Farmer Protection Bill, colloquially known as the Farmers’ Bill of Right aims to address “undue preferences” and alleviate the suffering of small farmers. The bill was passed by minority Democrats in the House and Senate thanks to several Republicans voting across the aisle. The libertarian-minded President Grammer signed it into law after arguing that the bill does more to protect the individual freedoms of small farmers more than it does to regulate and oversee the activities of corporate giants. To actually establish some ground rules to make the poultry and pork system fairer for chicken farmers contracted by large corporations had been a goal of the N.F.U. for years, and it seems that all of their hard work has finally paid off, and in an important way, too… [3]

    – modernfarmer.co.usa, 10/22/2015




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    – A Colonel Sanders quote, on display at a KFC outlet in New York City, c. October 2015!



    MCAFEE LAUNCHES PRIMARY BID AGAINST PRESIDENT GRAMMER!

    …the former NASA Director is seeking to get onto the Republican primary ballots in a “deadly serious” primary challenge, with McAfee claiming that the President has “abandoned true libertarian principles” concerning individual rights…

    – ballotaccessnews.co.usa, 10/24/2015 e-bulletin



    …As the primaries neared, it began increasingly apparent that the four living former Democratic Presidents – Walter Mondale, Carol Bellamy, Jesse Jackson and Paul Wellstone – could play huge roles in the composition of the candidate lineup. An endorsement or two here or there could influence certain voters if they came from certain mouths. Mondale, for example, was considered the most conservative of the four given how greatly the Overton Window had shifted since he left office on January 20, 1981. An endorsement from him would go far for a more moderate candidate like Bart Gordon, possible even more so than how far such an endorsement would go for a fellow Minnesotan like Sharon Sayles-Belton. Bellamy, the martyred idol of many feminist leaders could dictate swaths of female followers to throw their support toward any candidate the former UN leader preferred. Similarly, Jackson, despite the controversies of his second term, was highly favorable among Black Democratic primary voters, and had the potential to play a vital role ahead of the Georgia and Maryland primaries; Wellstone, meanwhile was the man that all candidates concerned about their chances in New Hampshire look to in the hope of receive the lifeboat in the form of an unofficial endorsement…

    – Elaine Kamarck’s Primary Paths, Borders Books, 2020



    WILL WE FINALLY GET ANOTHER FEMALE PRESIDENT IN 2016?

    …Let’s get real here – Bellamy did not win by relying on the cliché of dragging your children out onto the stage with you. She won because she didn’t have the family image – she was single and childless. Because of this, her campaign had to keep focus on bread-and-butter issues, which appealed to more people than the wholesome family imaging. Thus, in order for a woman to be elected, she has to focus on her children only as much as any male candidate does…

    The Atlantic, 10/27/2015 op-ed



    GUN SMUGGLER TELLS ALL IN EXPLOSIVE NEW AUTOBIO

    …this riveting exposé by a man being tried for various crimes works both as a compilation of memoirs and as a helpful rap sheet for several smugglers still “currently at-large”…

    The New York Times, books section, 10/28/2015



    ROMANIA OPENS EUROPE’S LARGEST NATIONAL PARK

    …The Dambovita Valley National Park, nestled in the Southern Carpathian Mountains of Romania’s interior, is the nation’s most ambitious conservation effort. The massive project, overseen by Prime Minister and avid conservationist Tibor Kalnoky (b. 1966), aims to rival the Yellowstone National Park found in the United States…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 29/10/2015



    “UNBELIEVABLE!”: The Padres Win The World Series For The Second Year In A Row!

    – The San Diego Union-Tribune, 11/1/2015



    “Well, ma’am, a politician without a platform is like a sailboat without a sail. You can try it, but you won’t get far without it.”

    – Former US President Jesse Jackson to a reporter, deflecting a query into whom he supported in the Democratic primary season so far, 11/2/2015



    HEINER WINS ELECTION FOR GOVERNOR!

    …Hal Heiner has won tonight’s gubernatorial election by a margin of roughly 7%, meaning that he will succeed incumbent Darryl Owens and become the 59th Governor of Kentucky upon being sworn into office in December… Hal Heiner, a Republican born on October 31, 1951, has been the Mayor of Louisville since 2007, being elected to that position in 2006, 2010, and 2014. Before that, he was a county metro councilman (2003-2007), a civil engineer (1973-2007), and a real estate agent and salesman (1985-2007). …Heiner lead several public works projects across Louisville, and plans to do the same for the rest of Kentucky, enhancing and modernizing the roads built under Governors Lawrence Wetherby and the late, great Colonel Sanders…

    The Louisville Courier, Kentucky newspaper, 11/3/2015



    “So we’ve got some big news coming out of Mississippi, where another African-American Democrat has taken the Governor’s seat. I think this marks the third time the state’s gone for the Black candidate, and given how many Blacks live in that state, for this to only be their third Black Governor, that, uh, it really shows how racially divided that state is and how hard the Blacks and the Democrats have to work to win over both the white and moderate Republican voting blocs, but it looks like they’ve done, uh, again, uh tonight. The winner is Robert Gray, a state senator and former truck driver who has experienced a meteoric rise in state politics. The same can be said about his running mate, Jelani Barr. Now, I think what tipped the scales in favor of Gray in this race was the debate performance the Republican nominee, Michael Watson. That guy, man, I mean, yeah, he’s 38, but he seemed to know less about politics than a college freshman – at Julliard! I mean this guy tanked in the debates so badly, man, it was embarrassing to watch, even for me, and if you pay attention to this program and to my political views and thoughts and opinions, you’ll know that that’s saying something!”

    – Disabled rights activist and political commentator Alexander E. “Alec” Jones, 11/3/2015 podcast, uploaded to Ourvids 11/4/2015



    LOCAL ELECTIONS:

    City Council, NYC, Bronx:

    Winner: Alessandra Biaggi, 85%

    – The Bronx Press-Review, local NYC paper, 11/3/2015



    PEAVEY-DERR WINS BOISE GOVERNORSHIP

    Boise, ID – …Judy Peavey-Derr (R), a conservative politician supportive of Vice President Harley Brown, will be the first democratically-elected female Mayor of Boise, Idaho, upon being sworn into the office in January…

    – The Moscow-Pullman Daily News, Idaho newspaper, 11/3/2015



    Mayors of BOISE (Idaho)

    1966-1975: 49) Jay S. Amyx (R, 1923-2014) – conservative; expanded term lengths; deregulated business restrictions to quickly develop the city’s downtown area; resigned to become Governor

    1965: Eugene Whitney Shellworth (D, 1912-1997)

    1967: William Onweiler (I)

    1969: Herbert Weirich (I) and Richard Shaw (I)

    1971: Ralph Frazer (R)

    1975-1996: 50) Richard Roy “Dick” Eardley (R, 1928-2012) – former journalist and newscaster; previously served on the city council from 1969 to 1975; selected by city council to succeed Amyx; city’s longest-serving Mayor; was initially highly popular for cutting taxes and improving city government transparency, especially during the scandals that plagued the Denton White House during the 1980s; lost re-election in an upset over rising local environmental issues that had was slow to respond to and ultimately handled rather poorly; retired from public life soon after leaving office

    1975: Marjorie Ewing (I)

    1979: Fred Kopke Jr. (I)

    1983: Dirk Arthur Kempthorpe (R, b. 1951) and Jeremy Maxand (I)

    1987: Rod Beck (R)

    1991: Tracey Anders (D) and Ron McMurray (R)

    1996-2004: 51) H. Brent Coles (R, b. 1951) – reformed the city’s laws on pollution and oversaw urban renewal efforts to encourage local business growth and in turn lower unemployment; faced public scrutiny for raising taxes to keep city “in the black” during the late 1990s recession; lost re-election amid a lingering political scandal; later lost several bids for other offices

    1995: Dick Eardley (R) and Matthew Shapiro (I)

    1999: John Patrick “Pat” Bieter (D, 1930-2020)

    2001 (recall): 55% No, 45% Yes

    2004-2007: 52) Harley Davidson Brown (R, b. 1954) – motorcycle enthusiast, bike club leader, Navy Sea Bees and KW2 veteran, former taxi driver, and populist political activist; elected by a 31% plurality; focused on deregulation and cutting taxes; expanded hunting seasons and scrutinized the Boise Police Department for allegedly wasting funds; worked with the often-recalcitrant city council to slash funds for all city departments in order to keep the city budget in the black; resigned to become Governor

    2003: Carolyn Terteling-Payne, H. Brent Coles (R), David H. Bieter (D), and Mohsen “Max” Mohammadi (I)

    2007-2008: 53) Carolyn Terteling-Payne (R, b. 1937) – previously served on the city council from 1993 to 2007; selected by city council to succeed Brown; city’s first female Mayor; launched Idaho’s first public preschool program; retired and later elected back to the council in 2008 special election (is still serving)

    2008-2016: 54) David Harold “Dave” Bieter (D, b. 1959) – previously served on the city council from 1997 to 2007; city’s first Basque Mayor; responded to calls for decreasing funding for the Boise Police Department by increasing funding for social services instead; “expanded the purchase of open space and easements” in Boise’s northern foothills to protect wildlife habitats, water quality, and recreation opportunities without needing to raise taxes; elected and re-elected via plurality vote; reformed city government in 2012, implementing a runoff system for all municipal elections, and establishing mayoral term limits; retired; later lost a bid for the Democratic nomination for Governor in 2018 and a bid for a third non-consecutive Mayoral term in 2019; currently works for a non-profit promoting Basque culture and a political NGO promoting various center-left policies

    2007: Charles L. “Chuck” Winder (R) and Jim Pratt (R)

    2011: Vaughn Killeen (R) and Jim Tibbs (R)

    2016-present: 55) Judy Peavey-Derr (R) – previously served in the state senate from 2012 to 2015; conservative; incumbent; currently supports efforts to combat Global Climate Disruption by backing statewide investments in nuclear, thorium, wind, and solar energy efforts

    2015 (primary): Seth M. Holden (D) and David B. Hall (I)
    2015 (runoff): Seth M. Holden (D)

    2019 (primary): Dave Bieter (D), H. Brent Coles (R), Lauren Stein McLean (D), Adriel Martinez (I), Rebecca Arnold (R), and Cortney Nielsen (I)
    2019 (runoff): Dave Bieter (D)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, 7/4/2021



    NBA FORWARD HENRY JAMES ELECTED MAYOR OF FORT WAYNE

    The Indianapolis Star, Indiana newspaper, 11/3/2015



    Mayors of FORT WAYNE (Indiana)

    1980-1984: 39) Winfield C. “Win” Moses Jr. (D, b. 1943) – unseated incumbent Mayor; previously served on the city council from 1972 to 1979; lost re-election amid being investigated for violating campaign finance laws in 1979 and was convicted on such charges in 1985

    1979: Robert E. Armstrong (R, 1925-2008)

    1984-2000: 40) Cook Olin Pierre "O.P." Lougheed (R, 1922-2008) – previously served on the Allen County Council; former entrepreneur, civil leader, and philanthropist; one of the city’s longest-serving Mayors; retired

    1983: Winfield Moses (D)

    1987: Cosette Renee “Cosy” Simon (D, b. 1953)

    1991: Graham A. Richard (D, b. 1937)

    1995: Charlie Belch (D), Thomas Essex (Independent D), and William Kempf (Liberty)

    2000-2012: 41) Winfield C. “Win” Moses Jr. (D, b. 1943) – previously served in the state House from 1992 to 2000; ran on the campaign slogan “A Mayor of Conviction” and on his first-term accomplishments; lost re-election

    1999: W. Paul Helmke Jr. (R, b. 1948)

    2003: Linda Buskirk (R)

    2007: Matt Kelty (R) and Teresa L. Licari (Liberty)

    2012-2016: 42) Timothy Goeglein (R, b. 1964) – previously served as Chair of the Indiana GOP from 2008 to 2011, as a conservative lobbyist, as an advisor and special assistant to the Governor of Indiana, and as Deputy Director of the White House Office of the Public Liaison from 2000 to 2001; lost re-election

    2011: Winfield Moses (D)

    2016-present: 43) Henry Charles James (D, b. 1965) – former NBA player; re-elected after opponent faced scrutiny for racist remarks; incumbent

    2015: Timothy Goeglein (R) and Paula Hughes (Independent R)

    2019: Patrick M. Byrne (R) and David Christopher Roach (Liberty)

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    HARTFORD MAYOR ELECTION: Feltman Unseats Airey-Wilson

    …Feltman will take office early next month…

    The Connecticut Post, 11/3/2015



    Mayors of HARTFORD (Connecticut)

    1967-1971: 60) Antonina P. “Ann” Uccello (R, b. 1922) – city’s first female Mayor; resigned to be appointed to the U.S. Senate; is still alive (as of July 4, 2021) at the age of 99

    1967: George B. Kinsella (D)

    1969: Ann Lucille Matarese (D)

    1971-1978: 61) George A. Athanson (D) – ascended; previously served as deputy mayor; resigned after being appointed to a position in the Governor’s administration

    1971: Michael T. McGarry (R)

    1973: Michael T. McGarry (R)

    1975: William E. Glynn (I)

    1977: Joseph P. Mozzicato (R)

    1978-1979: 62) Nicholas R. Carbone (D) – ascended; previously served as deputy mayor; retired

    1979-1985: 63) Thirman L. Milner (D, b. 1933) – city’s first popularly elected African-American Mayor; previously worked as a hospital orderly, drug store clerk, insurance salesman, anti-poverty worker, and civil rights activist; previously served in the state House from 1975 to 1979; temporarily cut taxes and worked with the city council to issue a "rent halt" in order to encourage consumer spending in the wake of the economic recession of late 1978; increased funding for public schools; retired to successfully run for a U.S. House seat in 1986, a good year for Democrats, and served from 1987 until retiring in 1995

    1979: Michael T. McGarry (R) and Donna C. McDonald (Labor)

    1981: W. Ross Hatch (R)

    1983: Donald B. LaCroix (R)

    1985-1991: 64) Eunice Groark (R, 1938-2018) – previously served on the City Council from 1981 to 1985; implemented tax reform to encourage local business investments and developments; oversaw rising economy and lowering crime rates due to supporting local police and encouraging local entrepreneurialism; resigned to become Governor

    1987: Robert F. Ludgin (D)

    1989: Robert J. Jackson (D) and Phil Steele (Conservative)

    1991-1991: 65) Richard P. Lawlor (D) – ascended; previously served as deputy mayor; retired and returned to serving on the city council

    1991-1999: 66) Carrie Saxon Perry (D, 1931-2018) – city’s first female African-American Mayor; ran in 1991 on an anti-establishment platform; oversaw gradual growth in the aftermath of the early 1990s recession; took a moderate stance on recreadrugs, emphasizing focusing on the root causes of its use and working with experts to combat addiction by establishing help hotlines, promoting Addicts Anonymous, and supporting the teaching of addiction prevention in high schools and college; sought to reform prison sentencing and the city's private prison system during her second term, only to receive pushback from conservatives on the city council; retired due to exhaustion but continued to comment on local politics from time to time

    1991: Rosemary Z. Cardwell (R) and Michael P. Peters (I)

    1993: Kenneth A. Mink (I)

    1995: Elizabeth Horton Sheff (Green)

    1997: Juan Morales (I)

    1999-2010: 67) William A. DiBella (D, b. 1943) – previously served as a state senator from 1983 to 1996; openly considered running for Governor in 2002 and again in 2006; was removed from office by the city council following his conviction on racketeering and criminal conspiracy charges connected to his role a fraudulent investment scheme that also took down Mayor Eddie Perez of San Juan, Puerto Rico earlier that same year

    1999: W. Michael Downes (I)

    2001: Lewis B. “Lew” Rome (R)

    2003: Richard Lion (Liberty)

    2005: I. Charles Mathews (I)

    2007: James Stan McCauley (R)

    2009: Frances Winfield (R)

    2010-2011: 68) Minnie Gonzalez (D) – ascended; previously served on the city council from 2000 to 2007 and as deputy mayor from 2007 to 2010; city’s first Puerto Rican Mayor; lost election

    2011-2015: 69) Veronica Airey-Wilson (R) – city’s first Jamaican Mayor and second Black female Mayor; previously served on the Hartford Court of Common Council; won on an anti-corruption platform; lost re-election amid job losses and worsening life-quality conditions linked to the Unlucky Recession of 2013

    2011: Minnie Gonzalez (D)

    2013: Raul DeJesus (D)

    2015-2020: 70) Art J. Feltman (D, b. 1958) – previously served on the city council from 1995 to 1998 and in the state House from 1998 to 2006, and in the state Senate from 2006 to 2015; focused on rehabilitating housing by reforming property tax relief and organizing clean-up drives to create new parks and refurbish residential areas; resigned for a position in the Governor’s administration

    2015: Joel Cruz Jr. (Working Families) and Veronica Airey-Wilson (R)

    2017: Edwin Vargas (Working Families) and Theodore T. Cannon (R)

    2019: Edwin Vargas (Working Families), Theodore T. Cannon (R) and Aaron Lewis (I)

    2020-present: 71) Brandon McGee (D) – ascended; previously served in the state House from 2012 to 2016, as a Special Advisor to Mayor Feltman from 2017 to 2019, and as deputy mayor from 2019 to 2020; incumbent

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 7/4/2021



    “…There’s the Presidential hopeful there now, getting a photo-op here at the local ‘Stop-to-Shop’ supermarket, and now she is shaking hands with what seems to be an enthusiastic crowd for the Governor of Georgia. …But how people feel today may not reflect how people feel in March, when the primaries truly begin. And with so many candidates to pick from, a lot of primary voters seem to be uncertain which one to choose [L1]…”

    – KNN, 11/7/2015 news report



    Co-Host AMANDA VANSTONE: With bushfires in the Adelaide Hills having destroyed dozens of homes and outbuildings, the delayed emergency responses has renewed criticisms of the leadership of Prime Minister Nickolas Varvaris.

    Co-Host BARRIE CASSIDY: For more on this subject we turn to the expert portion of this political forum program. Joining the panel today is three former MPs. To the left of me is Bob Hawke of Wills, who ran to be the leader of the Labor party in 1981 but lost to Manfred Cross. To his political right but physical left, we welcome Paul Keating of Blaxland, who was elected to Parliament in 1969 at age 25 but was repeatedly backbenched in Labor governments until leaving parliament to head the largest trade union in Australia. And finally, next to Amanda, we have John Howard of Bennelong, who lost the 1983 liberal leadership race to Sir Billy Snedden. Misters Hawke, Keating and Howard, welcome back to the program.

    HAWKE: Thank you for having us on again.

    KEATING: Good to be back.

    HOWARD: Happy to be here again.

    VANSTONE: So let’s get to go around, starting with Mr. Hawke, right away with the first question: is Varvaris doing a decent job as Prime Minister?

    HAWKE: Well his indecisiveness is becoming a sore spot for many in the Liberal coalition, and I myself find it discouraging that this is his second leadership crisis he’s faced in less than a year. Now I’m also disappointed in his waffling on other issues, and that habit of resisting taking a side of certain things, it appears, should have been an indication of his leadership skills.

    KEATING: I agree, he has shown himself to be a terrible PM. It’s the reason why so many people ontech want to move up the date of the next federal election, which is scheduled for 2018.

    HOWARD: Well, hold up, I think we’re overlooking something here. Varvaris rose to power very quickly, and he’s still a very young lad at the age of 41. He still hasn’t learned the ropes of how the position of Prime Minister truly works. That doesn’t mean he’s terrible; it means he’s still not experienced enough. And Bob, about his waffling, he didn’t start that until he became PM. Beforehand he was consistently conservative on several social and fiscal issues.

    HAWKE: But that’s exactly my point, John. He moved to the center when he got the top job and it seems that now he doesn’t know where to go or what to do to appease both the coalition and general populace.

    HOWARD: Which highlights his inexperience!

    KEATING: Well then he should have gotten some experience before running for this spot. Doing so was irresponsible.

    HOWERD: I disagree with that. He was a candidate, the coalition voluntarily chose him.

    VANSTONE: Alright, alright, so let’s see if have this straight – you all think the Prime Minister is, at the very least, underperforming?

    HOWARD: Yes.

    KEATING: Definitely.

    HAWKE: Somewhat, yes.

    – Australian Broadcasting Corporation, 11/8/2015 broadcast



    WENDY’S TO MAKE “MAJOR CHANGES” TO THE RECIPE OF THEIR MENU’S MOST UNHEALTHY DISH

    …The Spicy Pretzel Bacon Pub, per sandwich, contains 810 calories, 41 grams of fat, and a whopping 1,650 milligrams of sodium. A chicken breast marinated and breaded in a powerful blend of spices and peppers, the sandwich is topped with a warm beer cheese sauce, Applewood smoked bacon and a smoky honey mustard sauce, along with crispy fried onions, juicy pickles, and a slice of fresh Muenster cheese. With all of those ingredients, its high sodium content and caloric levels are not surprising. Given health concerns, the company will “redesign” the sandwich so it has less calories “but the same delicious taste,” which will likely not be an easy feat, given the richness of this culinary concoction. However, Wendy’s is taking things one step further by planning on releasing the current recipe for this product in order to maintain business transparency and to keep the recipe from being “lost to the ages,” as the company spokesperson described it. “It’s a way of getting kitchen-savvy technetters to test and try out their own /201healthier versions of it,” notes food critic Morgan Spurlock, “so it’s a most likely marketing ploy to promote buying the new version of the Bacon Pub sandwich. Which is very clever, I will admit. I suspect that the next time a questionable menu item gets pulled from some fast food franchise somewhere, they too will try to drum up support for their own company in this same sort of way”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 11/10/2015



    CAMEROON LAND USE CONFLICT RESOLUTION DECLARED

    …amid local backlash and calls for the nation’s government to give more local control to local land use, the major company involved in a deal to convert 70,000 hectares of forestry into farmland has been reduced to a smaller deal concerning only 20,000 hectares…

    – The Daily Telegraph, side article, 11/11/2015



    NYC CITY COUNCIL APPROVES POLICE REFORM PACKAGE BILL ENDING QUALIFIED IMMUNITY FOR OFFICERS

    …the move comes two weeks after a court ruling found the NYPD’s application of the policy to be illegal… the package aims to address continuing claims of police brutality and “hold police precinct accountable,” as the Mayor has put it, by making it easier for civilians to sue an officer for violating their rights …the package also changes the method for determining police precinct salaries – it will now be based on the number of emergency calls coming from the district instead of being based on number of arrests made by that precinct and its jurisdiction. …Police unions are claiming the new laws will make it more difficult for law enforcement officers to carry out the duties of their occupations. “This will encourage more people to commit crimes,” says retired NYPD officer Angela Marconet…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 11/15/2015



    “THEIR SUFFERING CAN’T BE OVERLOOKED”: Former US Agriculture Secretary Calls For UN To “Do More” To Combat Betel Nut Addiction

    …comparing it to chewing tobacco, the former Secretary explained further how betel nut use is a “woefully neglected global public health emergency affecting millions” of people worldwide, and especially in several countries in Asia… Risk factors for using these Asian areca palm seeds include cancers of the mouth and esophagus…

    – The Houston Chronicle, side article, 11/16/2015



    L.A. CITY COUNCIL APPROVES VOTING PROCESS CHANGE: City Will Now Use Ranked Choice Voting!

    Los Angeles, CA – With support from the Mayor and a clear majority of the city’s residents, the L.A. City Council today approved on the reforming of the city’s process for electing statewide officials, including Mayor… Ranked-choice, or instant-runoff voting, allows voters to choose multiple candidates and rank them by order of preference. In New York City, primary and special-election voters will have the choice to rank up to five. “For example,” explains former Mayor of Los Angeles Nicolas Patsaouras (D-CA), “let’s say you like Candidate C the best, but you also like Candidate A and to a lesser extent Candidate B. You can rank Candidate C as your first choice, Candidate A as your second and Candidate B as your third. You don’t have to rank all five – in fact, you can just choose one candidate. But the option is there for you to voice your support for multiple candidates. For the voter, that’s basically all they have to think about when going to the ballot box – which candidates to choose and how to rank them.” [4]

    Ranked Choice Voting is gathering momentum nationwide, and is currently the leading proposal for reforming the Electoral College via the process laid out by the National Initiative Amendment of the US Constitution…

    – The Los Angeles Times, 11/18/2015



    “Look, this administration’s attitude toward warfare is actually very smart and very simple. We stop trouble before it starts, but if somebody, some country or some terrorist, wants to fight us, we’ll fight them where they are on, in their country, not in our country, and we make ’em regret ever messin’ with us.”

    – Vice President Harley Davidson Brown, THN radio call-in segment, 11/19/2015 broadcast



    …regarding continued debate over the construction of a protective storm barrier system to keep New York City and its surrounding areas from major flooding in the near future: the National Institute for Coastal and Harbor Infrastructure has endorsed a comprehensive plan designed by the US Army Corps of Engineers and its latest New York-New Jersey Stormer Barrier Feasibility Study…

    – NBC, 11/20/2015 broadcast



    WHERE DID THE TERM “A NIXON-KENNEDY ELECTION” COME FROM?

    …On November 21, 2015, the state of Louisiana’s gubernatorial election had come down to two candidates. The Republican nominee was Joseph M. Nixon, born in 1956 and a former Texan who served one term in the Texas state House of Representatives, starting in 1995, before moving to Louisiana son after and winning a state senate seat in 2011. His opponent was the conservative Democratic former US Congressman John N. Kennedy. The race was too narrow to be declared on election night, and ultimately proved close enough to trigger a series of recounts in several parishes. Controversies and conspiracy theories filled the political airwaves in the weeks that followed, ending only after Nixon was declared the winner, and Kennedy failed to challenge the election results in court. Nevertheless, because of the election’s difficulties and controversies, a “Nixon-Kennedy election” entered the English language lexicon, as shorthand for any election that is so narrow that it leads to recounts and/or controversies…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 2022 article



    …In a one-on-one debate held between McAfee and Gramm on November 22nd, the two candidates disagreed sharply on foreign and domestic policy. McAfee promoted dismantling all tariffs and trade deals in order for businesses to have “complete control to determine for themselves who they do business with and how,” while Gramm proclaimed that “most trade deals are naturally beneficial to businesses by design.”

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    Above: McAfee (left) and Gramm (right) were both challenging President Grammer for the 2016 GOP nomination. Both suffered from poor polling but believed that they could gather momentum ahead of the summer convention.

    McAfee’s trenchant remarks over Gramm’s wealthy backers were polemical in nature, saying cuttingly “This debate is between me and fifty wimpy billionaires.”

    Astringently, Gramm responded with the tart remark “John, unlike you, I’ve never been arrested and I’ve actually been elected to and have served in public office before. …I’m surprised you’re even a considered qualified candidate.”

    To his credit, the debate’s moderator, TV consumer journalist and libertarian pundit John Stossel from ABC News, did his best to keep the conversation civil… Ultimately, the overall negative debate was considered a draw for both candidates…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    …And in the curious case of Tommy Gun Thompson, there seems to be some legal developments complicating the publication of his tell-all book, which could potentially help investigator put several high-profile smugglers behind bars for life. In main problem with that, though, is that if everyone can read about these crimes, than so can the criminals. Because TGT may have revealed too much about his illegal activities, the mysterious smuggler has reportedly entered a plea deal in exchange for helping officers arrest other smugglers via information not included in the book because it did, not quote, ‘make the cut,’ unquote…

    – TumbleweedTV news clip, 11/23/2015



    “I think drones have the potential to be used for positive things – pollinating crops, applying pesticides, putting out fires, run security. But they could also be used to stalk and spy, so I think if we are going to have these things, they should be very noticeable – make ’em loud so they can’t sneak up on people and whatnot.”

    – Richard Codey (D-NJ), campaigning for President in Atlanta, GA, 11/24/2015



    …Amid a rising wave of controversies concerning her handling of finances for multiple jobs program and accusations of neglecting or even promoting a toxic workplace environment at the capital, Governor Steph Herseth has dropped out of the Democratic Presidential primaries. In most polls, she had been polling at roughly 1%...

    – CBS Evening News, 11/28/2015 broadcast



    POTUS WELCOMES SOUTH AFRICAN PM MOSIUOA LEKOTA TO WHITE HOUSE

    …While Grammer’s approval ratings at home continue to hover at around 55%, his popularity abroad has improved considerably since the start of his Presidency…

    The Washington Post, 11/29/2015



    DEMOCRATS STILL IN DISARRAY AS CROWDED FIELD YIELDS NO CLEAR FRONTRUNNER [5]

    …according to DNC Chair Antonio Villar, “at this point, it’s very hard to tell who has the advantage. Some candidate are better funded, others have a stronger presence ontech than others, and the strength of grassroots organizing varies candidate-to-candidate. It’s very possible that we won’t know who the primary voters want, uh, to be their nominee, uh, until the primary voting actually begins.”…

    – NPR, 11/30/2015



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)

    [1] Quote is from his wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nikolayev_(politician)

    [2] Italicized pieces taken from here: http://www.birminghamoriginals.org/thebrightstar

    [3] This italicized passage is pulled from here: https://modernfarmer.com/2020/01/after-a-decade-the-usda-addresses-unfairness-in-meat-production/

    [4] Italicized segment is pulled from here: https://www.cityandstateny.com/arti...ed-choicd-voting-will-work-new-york-city.html



    [5] But you can help! Ahead of the 2016 Democratic primaries, here’s a preference poll for y’all!: https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3519816xAb49a3D1-106

    And here’s a quick breakdown of all 25 candidates, both officially running and likely to run, found on the poll:

    US Sen. Sharon Sayles-Belton of Minnesota, age 65 – Relying on her record in the Senate and as the Mayor of Minneapolis during the 1990s to back her energetic campaign, this African-American “trailblazer” is focusing primarily on racial equality, protecting BLTUAG-Americans, community and neighborhood development, women’s rights, combating sexual pestering, helping at-risk youth, and “reigniting” President Jesse Jackson’s police precinct reform efforts. The Midwest is her campaign's "safe" area due to regional appeal, but she is focusing on the Rust Belt as well as the south as part of her campaign's strategy of forming a coalition of white and non-white middle class voters.

    Mr. Bob Beckel of New York, age 68 – This moderate-to-liberal political commentator started his political career by working on the Jack Kennedy Presidential campaign of 1968 (being the young man holding a "I Back Jack" in an iconic photo from said campaign) before serving in the US Peace Corps; Beckel then became a Deputy Assistant Secretary of State in the Mondale Administration, allowing him to work with US Secretary of State Jimmy Carter on the 1978 Atlanta Peace Treaty; after heading the southwestern division of the Scoop Jackson Presidential campaign of 1980, he worked on several campaigns of candidates for governor and US Senate seats, but after more losses than wins, he joined The Overmyer Network as a political correspondent; Beckel is running because he is dissatisfied with the current crop of candidates. He believes he can win by appealing to voters "tired of the status quo and politics-as-usual."

    Gov. Cruz Bustamante of California, age 64 – The career of this liberal Mexican-American politician took a bit of a nose-dive when he gave up serving as Speaker of the State Assembly to unsuccessfully run for Governor in 1998 amid that year’s backlash to Dinger’s Cartel Wars, but after serving as the state’s Attorney General from 2003 to 2011, Bustamante successfully mounted a bid for Lieutenant Governor in 2010, leading to him ascending to the governorship in 2012; his campaign calls for better schools, cleaner neighborhoods, tighter regulations to protect public health, and improving the FGJ program. Bustamante believes he can "rekindle" the energy of the Jesse Jackson 2000 campaign and put together "another Rainbow Coalition" of Hispanics, African-Americans and whites to sweep the early primaries.

    US Sen. Hansen Clarke of Michigan, age 59 – Serving in public offices since 1991, this liberal Bangladeshi-American’s work in the Senate has resulted in millions of dollars being award to his home state to improve nutrition for families, child literacy, and housing for veterans; he is best known for opposing foreclosures and rent hikes during the worst months of the Unlucky Recession, winning him accolades from homeowners and NYC’s Jimmy McMillan. Clarke is focusing on the Midwestern states and the early primary state of New Hampshire in an effort to win over blue-collar voters.

    Fmr US Sec. of Transportation Richard J. "Rick" Codey of New Jersey, age 70 – An “old school” moderate politician known for his temper and for serving as the Governor of The Garden State on four separate occasions, Codey believes that his campaign’s focus on urban development, blue-collar employment, improving mental health research (a personal issue to him, given his wife's years-long but successful battle against depression and alcoholism, along with breast cancer) and combating systemic corruption will win over the Rust Belt and suburban voters, both in the primaries and in the general election.

    US Rep. Oletha Faust-Goudeau of Kansas, age 57 – A state lawmaker from 2003 to 2011 and a federal lawmaker since, this African-American “firebrand” is pro-family, sponsoring legislation to protect rights and services for seniors, the disabled and children; policies such as voting in favor of eliminating a food sales tax in 2011 highlights her occasional tendency to side with Republicans on some issues, in a reflection of her district’s moderate-to-conservative views. Faust-Goudeau hopes to win the early primary states of Maryland and Georgia or, as an alternate route to the nomination, sweep the early primary clusters.

    Gov. Shirley Franklin of Georgia, age 71 – The progressive African-American leader of the Peach State since 2011 has made a name for herself in recent years, overseeing the implementation of a new public water system and new sewer systems alongside urban redevelopment programs to turn the state “green,” all efforts that have improved her state’s quality of life; her handling of the state’s budget after the Unlucky Recession, though, led to job losses that nearly cost her re-election; nevertheless, the recent improvement in state employment and in education reform has led to her approval ratings rebounding as of late.

    Fmr US Sec. of State Harvey Gantt of North Carolina, age 74 – With America’s first Black President redefining “Jacksonian Democrat,” the progressive Harvey Gantt is running on a platform similar to the one Jesse Jackson ran on in 2000; while Gantt’s last run for public office (a 1996 US Senate bit, after serving as Governor from 1989 to 1997) ended in failure, his diplomatic positions in the Jackson administration and his recent teaching gigs have renewed interest in his policies; Gantt’s mixed results as Secretary of State, and some missteps taken while Governor, though, could hurt his candidacy. Nevertheless, he is attempting to appeal to all voters by espousing populist-leaning talking points such as creating more jobs, protecting consumers from fraud, raising taxes on billionaires and maintaining a strong national defense, among other issues. He also hopes to be seen as a potentially "bipartisan" nominee, noting his ability to work well with Republicans such as Rocky McCain and Jim Meredith in the past.

    Gov. Barry Goldberg of Pennsylvania, age 47 – A “Wellstone Democrat” progressive with blue-collar appeal, Goldberg was born in Philadelphia and grew up with an older brother and three younger sisters; he began his career as a radiologist, and worked tirelessly to help diagnose patients during the SARS pandemic, an experience that convinced Goldberg to become politically active; he won a US Congressional seat in 2008 before successfully running for Governor in 2010; with a somewhat “zany” personality and avidly supporting regional sports teams and cuisine, Goldberg could be an impact candidate.

    Fmr Gov. Bart Gordon of Tennessee, age 67 – While vilified by some Democrats for running against Wellstone in the 2012 primaries (and, allegedly, weakened the President's candidacy heading into the general election), this moderate politician last won an election in 2002, and served as the centrist Governor from 2003 to 2007; Gordon is running on his record, touting his leadership during the SARS pandemic and his prior time serving in the US House (where he served for 18 years, from 1985 to 2003), to make the case that his candidacy is the one most likely to win over key independents and undecided voters in the November election season.

    Fmr Gov. Muliufi Francis “Frank” Hannemann of Hawaii, age 62 – Previously going by the nicknames “Mufi” and “Murphy,” this 6-ft-7 Mormon businessman, liberal former US Representative, and former Honolulu Mayor of Samoan descent is focused on education and health, claiming Grammer’s libertarianism pose a serious threat to the US’s federal social “safety net” programs, even though he and the President agree on some (but not most) financial issues.

    US Sen. Denise Juneau of Montana, age 49 – An openly BLUTAGO-American elected to the US Senate in 2012 in an upset, this descendant of the Native American Blackfeet Tribe served as her state’s Superintendent of Public Instruction from 2009 to 2012; a populist progressive with potentially libertarian appeal, Juneau has focused on education, community development, and justice since entering the Senate, and is focusing on these issues during this run.

    US Rep. Marcy Kaptur of Ohio, age 70 – After more than thirty years in Congress, the progressive Kaptur would be an experienced candidate; strongly opposing free trade, which President Grammer’s post-recession policies lean toward, she supports passing a new “supercharged” version of the Glass-Steagall Banking Act of 1933, along with centralizing the nation’s power grids and overall increasing the size and role of the federal government.

    Mr. Gary Larson of Washington, age 66 – The cartoonist who created the single-panel cartoon series The Far Side, which began in 1980 and ended in 1999, has been working with Conservation International on several projects in recent years; a naturally shy individual currently living in Seattle, he is mounting a campaign primarily concerned with environmentalism, promoting policies considered to be “extreme” even among many progressive members of the party.

    US Senate Min. Leader Gary Locke of Washington, age 66 – The Taiwanese-American leader of the Senate Democrats and would emphasize on commerce, jobs, eldercare, education, and protecting victims of sexual pestering should he become the nominee; a potentially unifying candidate, he has served in the Senate since 1993 and has developed an overall liberal voting record that has shifted around since ascending to his current role in 2005.

    US Rep. Ben Ray Lujan of New Mexico, age 44 – A liberal US Congressman since 2009 and a former blackjack dealer, Lujan strongly backs cancer research, combating Global Climate Disruption, and requiring all 52 states to diversify their energy supplies to include solar, wind and electricity alongside fossil fuels supplies, which he wants to phase out entirely by 2040 despite voting against a ban on hydraulic “fracking” in 2009; he believes he can wrestle western states away from the Republican column through his support for Native American rights and by emphasizing his links to Catholicism and Latino Americans.

    Gov. Michael Moore of Michigan, age 62 – A critic of globalization, large corporations, and American intervention abroad, this longtime politician is often described as a populist liberal; focused on jobs and community development since becoming Governor, he has taken credit for Michigan’s recent unemployment drop and for improving sanitation, though has been criticized for an “aggressive” handling of police precinct reform and for accusing all of the past four Presidents (Dinger, Jackson, Wellstone, and Grammer) of maintaining “imperialist” foreign policy during their respective times in office.

    US Sen. Kwame Raoul of Illinois, age 52 – A rising star in the party since being elected a Chicago city alderman in 1995, the charismatic Raoul is best known for giving a stirring keynote speech at the 2012 DNC; Raoul, the reformist progressive son of Haitian immigrants, is also known for advancing civil justice measures like police precinct reform, and combating negative stigmas concerning substance abuse to help addicts find and receive the assistance they need.

    Fmr US Vice Pres. Bob Ross of Alaska, age 74 – Just when he thought he could retire in peace, the “Draft Bob” movement has risen yet again; Ross supporters believe that if he makes in candidacy official, he will automatically become the frontrunner due to his reputation as a unifying figure with a wide range of appeal; despite being a cancer survivor who has not won an election on his own since 1990, many are convinced that it takes a painter to best a thespian.

    Fmr Gov. John P. Sarbanes of Maryland, age 54 – A progressive Greek-American and the son of former US Senator Paul Sarbanes (which is pronounced "Sahr-BAYNZ"), this subjectively successful former Governor is mounting a bid eclectic bid for the White House that is currently focusing on renewable energy, commerce, and environmental education; his signature policy is campaign finance reform, promising to reduce the influence of money in politics, create new ethics rules for federal officeholders, and limit partisan gerrymandering.

    US Navy Admiral (ret.) Joe Sestak of Pennsylvania, age 65 – After a lifetime in the military, Sestak retired from the Navy in 2011, served as an advisor to the US Department of Defense from 2011 to 2014, and joined the Democratic party in 2015 after having an overall apolitical career; a left-leaning moderate focused on helping small businesses and increasing federal funding for autism care and research, along with issues relating to veterans, Sestak differs from other Democrats by being supportive of Grammer’s handling of foreign policy issues, but is heavily critical of his hands-off approach to many domestic issues.

    Gov. Lisa J. Simpson of Washington, age 60 – A liberal lawmaker devoted to environmental protection, higher healthcare quality, and anti-corruption efforts, Simpson has already been endorsed by US Senator Norm Rice (D-WA); Simpson believes her education centralization proposals will make America “smarter and more successful” [note: as mentioned previously in Chapter 96, this is OTL’s Lisa J. Brown, who ITTL married Arnold Simpson in 1979, after he had moved to Washington State in 1970 to go to college; also, BTW, TTL’s Futurama has no “Lisa Simpson” character, F.Y.I., so, yeah, this is basically an in-joke]

    Mr. Aaron Sorkin of California, age 55 – The famous Hollywood screenwriter, director, producer and playwright best known for making The West Wing and several other political dramas has decided to enter politics for real, mounting a progressive campaign promoting police precinct reform, Ranked Choice Voting for Presidential Elections, and the legalization of all drugs, calling the federal decriminalization laws passed under Jackson “weak and unambitious.”

    US Sen. Tom Suozzi of New York, age 54 – An eloquent speaker who has had his eyes on the White House for some time now, this energetic Italian-American liberal is campaigning mainly on supporting the domestic policy issues of urban revitalization measures, hydrogen power projects, better healthcare programs for veterans and sexual pestering victims, and using Congressional Delegating for the Electoral College in all future US Presidential elections.

    Fmr Gov. W. Richard West Jr. of Wyoming, age 74 – A libertarian-leaning moderate proud of his Native American roots and his successes during his two terms as the Democratic Governor of one of America’s most Republican states, West is devoting his campaign to community development in rural and urban areas, the preservation of all American cultures, and better land use/utilization in order to ensure an environmentally friendly energy sector.



    Also, since I’m curious how popular Grammer is, here’s a preference poll for y’all for the 2016 Republican primaries!: https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3519782xfd984780-106

    And here’s a quick breakdown of all 10 candidates, both major and minor, found on the poll:

    Fmr state Lands Dir. Walter L. “Walt” Bayes of Idaho – Born c. 1938 and looking it, this constitution-loving conservative diehard has been dubbed a “religious radical,” a term that he now proudly boasts; in 2007, then-Governor Harley Brown appointed this perennial candidate to the state position of Director of the Idaho Department of Lands; Bayes retired from that position in 2011 to unsuccessfully run for congress; he is running for replace Grammer but not Brown.

    Fmr US Rep. Phil Gramm of Texas – The 74-year-old billionaire lost millions in the Unlucky Recession, and blames Grammer’s “irresponsible” actions for it; despite having not won an election since 1984, the deep-pocketed and well-connected businessman believes he can unseat Grammer by focusing on his signature proposal for a nationwide bailout of all banks big and small in order to encourage consumer spending and improve the health of the economy.

    US Pres. Kelsey Grammer of California – with rising approval ratings, the incumbent (b. 1955) is currently the clear and obvious frontrunner for the 2016 nomination; Grammer appears satisfactory to the moderates, “Colonel” Conservatives and libertarians in the party, and while his support among more established political leaders has dimmed, his approval among populists, former Goetzites, and the pro-Harley Brown “Country” Conservatives has improved.

    Mr. Tom Hoefling of Iowa – A conservative perennial candidate (b. 1960) who boasts hosting a radio show, being married with 11 children, and previously serving as Alan Keyes’ Presidential campaign manager, you can find the name of this pro-business, pro-banks Country Conservative activist on some primary ballot (for positions ranging from state senate to governor) every other year (beginning in 2006), and this year, it is on several GOP primary ballots.

    Mr. Walter N. Iwachiw of New York – This registered nurse is a mysterious figure, as very little is known about his personal life or his political positions; balding, bearded, and nearly Chris-Farley-esque in appearance but timid and soft-spoken in a nearly introvert-like way, this former anthropologist and former candidate for the GOP nomination for Mayor of New York City in 2013 is running a campaign that is focused on healthcare reform, making college more affordable, and “what we’re going to do about space,” a statement that stands out among his several other vague quotes and comments.

    Pstr. Terry Jones of Florida – Born in 1951, this right-wing activist pastor of a “small but fiery” nondenominational Christian church ran for President in 2012 under the “Salvation” party banner; Jones was investigated in 1994 for allegedly forming a cult but was not charged, though the negative attention did cause him to lose church members and later lead to claims that Jones was behind the Iacocca assassination; however, Jones did not catch national attention until 2003, for burning an effigy of then-President Jesse Jackson and accusing him to creating SARS in a science lab; he is currently running on a platform of ending all immigration “period,” withdrawing all US troops from abroad, improving healthcare for KW2 veterans, and reducing corporate tax rates.

    Fmr. US Rep. Andy Martin of Illinois – This vexatious litigant of Greek and Italian descent disagrees with the term “perennial candidate,” given that he served the remainder of one congressional term back in the early oughties via a special election that ended in a major upset; born in 1945, Martin, also known as Martin-Trigona, has altered between being a semi-practicing lawyer is several states and being a candidate for various political offices in various states since the 1970s, and has been in hot water in the past for allegedly racist and anti-Semitic rhetoric, comments and legal actions.

    Fmr state rep. Mary Maxwell of New Hampshire – This 69-year-old has been active in state politics for decades; inspired by Maureen Reagan’s 1988 nomination, Mary become politically active in the early 1990s, and ultimately served in the state House of Representatives from 1996 to 1998, losing re-election after expressing doubt that Lynwood Drake was Iacocca’s assassin and calling for his brain to “checked for brainwashing residue;” mainly focused on winning her state’s primary, this anti-corruption, pro-family widow upholds a libertarian interpretation of the US Constitution she claims is “100% accurate.”

    Fmr NASA Dir. John McAfee of Tennessee – A millionaire hard-core libertarian technocrat with a strong band of loyalists based primarily on the technet, some say he is Grammer’s most prominent foe; born in 1945, McAfee worked for NASA since the 1960s, first as a computer programmer focused on antivirus software, before finally becoming Director, only for “draconian policies” concerning a major incident to lead to his dismissal; McAfee, focused on space exploration and technet innovation, claims that, as President, he will modernize the US and “make us the most technologically-advanced nation on Earth.”

    Ms. Samm Tittle of New Mexico – A businesswoman and hard-core constitutionalist and fan of western paraphernalia who is best known for hosting a vlog series on the social blogging site FriendLink.co.usa, which has a modest number of followers, Tittle is highly critical of Grammer’s “image…he’s weak and embarrassing;” he campaign is focused on restoring “the image of strength” to the White House and “going after the worst aspects” of American Universal Healthcare and the high-popular Negative Income Tax Rebate, which she believes is “the true cause” of the Unlucky Recession.

    Please vote!

    (Also: Interesting observation I just recently made about the polls: they usually wouldn’t get that many replies in the past, but looking back at previous polls it looks like some were replied to after the chapters covering the respective results were posted. And maybe some votes were removed? (Because I don’t get it – Gravel did very well in the 1984 poll, but if you click on it now, it shows him doing poorly. Same for Mondale in 1972 and Reagan in 1976. I just don’t get it!))



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  • Chapter 111: December 2015 – June 2016

    “The most important things are the hardest to say.”

    – Stephen King (OTL/TTL)



    LOCKE STEPS DOWN AS SENATE MINORITY LEADER TO BETTER FOCUS ON PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

    The Washington Post, 12/1/2015



    SENATOR INOUYE IS DEAD AT 91

    Washington, D.C. – Longtime US Senator Daniel K. Inouye, a Democrat from Hawaii and a highly decorated World War Two combat veteran who used his status as a powerful D.C. politician and one of the longest-serving senators in U.S. history to send billions of dollars to his home state, died yesterday evening at his home in Honolul, Hawaii. He was 91. A spokesperson for Inouye said the cause of death was natural causes. …From 2005 to 2011, Inouye was the Senate’s president pro tempore, which put him third in the line of succession for the presidency. This was because he was the longest-serving incumbent Democrat, having entered the US Senate nearly 53 years ago in January 1963. Republican Bob Dole, another World War Two veteran and a longtime friend of Inouye, succeeded him as Senate’s president pro tempore, after Republicans took back the Senate in the 2010 midterms. …He is survived by his son Ken, his second wife Irene, and five grandchildren…

    The Washington Post, 12/2/2015



    GOVERNOR CHIN APPOINTS INOUYE’S WIDOW TO SENATE SEAT

    …Irene Hirano Inouye, b. 1948, will be sworn into her late husband’s seat next week…

    – The Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Hawaiian newspaper, 12/5/2015



    “Diversity of thought and culture and religion and ideas has been the strength of America.” [1]

    – US Senator Gary Locke (D-WA), declared candidate for President, 12/6/2015 stump speech




    ISRAELI FIRM IN GAZA EXTRACTS DRINKING WATER FROM THE AIR

    …the densely populated Gaza Strip has long lacked sufficient drinking water, but a new project is helping to ease the shortage with a solar-powered process to extract potable water straight from the air. …The joint Israeli-Palestinian project is the brainchild of a Russian-Israeli billionaire, Michael Mirilashvili. The company he heads, Watergen, has developed the atmospheric water generators that can produce 5,000 to 6,000 liters (1,300 to more than 1,500 gallons) of water that can then be treated via sanitation plants to make it all drinkable… [2]

    The Daily Telegraph, 12/7/2015




    ROSS TOSSES BRUSH INTO RING

    …“It seems people want me to run, and I don’t ever like to disappoint so many people,” said the former Vice President today in the speech with which he has launched an official late-entry campaign for President in response to a massive draft effort…

    The Washington Post, 12/8/2015



    LOCKE: I’m really surprised that Ross jumped in. I thought he was going to give a Shermanesque statement.

    KIM: It’s going to upend the field composition significantly. Already there’s talk of two of Ross’s biggest supporters, Denise Juneau and Kwame Raoul, dropping out to get behind his candidacy.

    LOCKE: Well, we’re not going to be doing that. Jumping into this race was a big decision for me and my family. I’m not going to just bow out after all that contemplation, all those nights sitting around the table weighing the risks and everything. I got in to win.

    – audio-recorded conservation, Locke’16 campaign HQ in Seattle, WA; recorded 12/8/2015 (leaked 2/15/2017)



    Ross – 28%

    Locke – 19%

    Moore – 18%

    Franklin – 9%

    Goldberg – 7%

    Sorkin – 5%

    Simpson – 2%

    Others – 4%

    Undecided – 8%

    – Gallup poll for the 2016 Democratic Presidential nomination, published 12/11/2015



    RODHAM-CLINTON BLAMES IMMIGRATION FOR SPAIN’S RIOTS, CHURCH BOMBING

    …US Senator Hillary Rodham-Clinton was caught on a hot mic claiming that the wave of riots that plagued Spain in 2013 and 2014, highlighted by the bombing of a historic “megachurch” in Barcelona, was due to that country’s open borders policy. “Europe must curb immigration to stop rightwing populists,” [3] the center-left politician said in a conversation with an unidentified intern or assistant. The surprisingly conservative comment came shortly after Rodham-Clinton appeared at a private fundraiser for Kelsey Grammer’s re-election bid, where other attendees also raised the suggestion that the civil disobedience and rioting that immediately followed the Unlucky Recession were due to a rise populism in Europe connected to the continent’s open-borders immigration policy more so than due to poor regulation of fiscal policies...

    The Washington Post, 12/12/2015



    …The White House’s grounds more recent architectural additions include expanding two hallways with wider areas for art collections under First Lady Joan Mondale in 1974, a part of the primary basement being converted into a bowling alley in 1997 for Dinger, which was in turn converted into a gym under President Jesse Jackson in 2003. Furthermore, President Denton’s controversial “mini-chapel” constructed near the East Wing in 1983 was converted in 1989 to a medical center/digital computer hub for the White House staff...

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    COOKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE: An American Tradition 240 Years In The Making

    …While First Lady Marissa Joan Hart-Grammer releasing a cook book covering the favorite foods of the First Family this week was not a groundbreaking publication, it does remind one of other famous cooking that has occurred at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…

    …The White house actually has three kitchens: a large one for the main staff, the “executive” one on the second “residential” floor, and a small auxiliary kitchen on the side, near the main kitchen. In fact, the aux kitchen was built out of a butler’s pantry in 1965 in order to allow then-President Colonel Sanders the ability to make himself a bucket of his own Kentucky Fried Chicken without bothering staff of dirtying a kitchen that was closed for the night.

    But the larger private kitchen in the upstairs residence was not built by the chicken-loving Colonel – it was actually built by Mondale. It is, surprisingly, a very little-known fact that Sanders was succeeded into office by another passionate cook. While not a professional, Mondale did cook, often with his wife, to relieve stress of the office of the US President.

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    Above: President Mondale cooking a turkey in the White House auxiliary kitchen, photo undated but c. 1970s

    Even now, 36 years after leaving office, Mondale's second-favorite hobby, after fishing, is cooking. As President, he would write down recipes on scraps of paper or backs of envelopes and then stuff them into a card file; now he saves it all on digital files.

    “His first gastronomic success was fried fish, which he mastered while on fishing trips. Fritz loves to cook as a form of relaxation because it's so consuming," former Frist Lady Joan Mondale said in a 2012 interview. "Fran comes over with bags of groceries and they sort of go to work," she said of Mondale and his fishing partner and culinary mentor, Duluth, Minn., television station owner Fran Befera. "When the men are cooking they're on their own. It's much better that way. It's really a pleasure because it's a nontraditional activity, but more and more men are finding it a pleasure."

    Joan also claimed that, as President, Walter liked to whip up a little "Fettucine a la Pimento Mondale" or "Minnesota Wild Rice" for himself, and some "Brunch Eggs a la Stan" and "Granny Mondale's Cinnamon Rolls" for their son, William.

    Sometimes others joined in on Mondale’s kitchen activities in the Upstairs Residence. Second Lady Muriel Humphrey made beef soup, Betty Friedan made garlic soup, the wife of then-US Secretary of State Jimmy Carter's " 'Plains Special' Cheese Ring" and Mondale campaign chairman James A. Johnson's classic, "Hot Dogs and Tab" were all reportedly made and served to small collections of guests on the White House’s second floor by their aforementioned creators…

    [snip]

    …However, cooking must be done carefully. Walter Mondale has a history of hypertension and his father had heart problems. During press conferences held in the 1970s and 1980s, Joan Mondale often said was trying to steer him toward healthy food, but that she did not always succeed.

    "I tried once with salt," she
    explained once in 1977, "and my great secret weapon was not to put salt and pepper on the dinner table. So the first night I tried that, he said, 'Where is the salt?'

    "And so I said, 'You're not supposed to have salt.' So he left the table, went to the kitchen and got it and came back. So that's how he responded to that."

    Mondale has been actively involved with food for many years.

    "One of the first ways that Fritz exhibited his cooking skills was, I guess, about 15 years ago when Thanksgiving came around and I was so tired I could hardly move. And he said, 'Let me make Thanksgiving dinner
    ,'" Joan Mondale explained at the press conference in 2011. [4]

    – betterliving.co.usa, 12/19/2015 article




    “Grammer For Ex-President”

    “Bob’s The Best”

    “Let’s Get Crazy” [5]

    “Ross The Boss”

    “Happy Little Times Are Here Again”

    – unofficial Ross’16 slogans, c. December 2015



    RENHO WINS! New C.D. Takes Control In Alliance, Trouncing S.D. Majority And Ousting PM Mizuho Fukushima

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 1/2/2016



    The Three Stooges


    (2016 film)

    Premiered: January 3, 2016

    Genre(s): comedy/satire/slapstick

    Directed by: Tom Hooper

    Written by: James Bachman, Abigail Burdess and Tariq Anwar

    Produced by: United Kingdom Film Council (UKFC) and Momentum Pictures

    Distributed by: Momentum Pictures (UK, Australia and NZ) and Paramount Pictures (US and other territories)

    Cast:

    John Oliver as Moe

    Andy Zaltzman as Larry

    Al Murray as Curly

    David Mitchell as Shemp

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    A British interpretation/version of/take on the beloved American comedy team from the 1940s sees Moe, Larry and Curly are ex-soldiers dishonorably discharged during World War Two, but upon going from trying to find jobs to inadvertently stumbling across a Nazi spy scheme, Moe sees the chance to redeem themselves and save England – and make some money along the way.

    Reception:

    The film opened to lukewarm reviews from critics and “fair” replies from audiences. As it barely made just over the amount of money the production company was hoping it would, it was considered a box office success, but those who worked on the film declined any interest in making any sort of sequel.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    “Our government is completely illiterate when it comes to cyber security. We are twenty years behind the Chinese, who, if provoked into a cyber war with us, would devastate us, at a scale so vast that it’s unimaginable to present-day us.”

    “Privacy and security are not mutually exclusive. Privacy is fundamental right. It is what keeps the glue of society together. Without it, our society would crumble. Without the ability to keep our honest thoughts and our secrets to ourselves, we would become the hostile and judgmental creatures without friends or allies that we were in caveman times. Human nature leads to self-censorship; we do not need any kinds of governments adding to it with red tape.”

    “As President, I would privatize the space race, modernize the American cyber warfare department, and improve cyber security for infrastructure by hiring young hackers so that they will be on our side instead of on the side of the Chinese.”

    – John McAfee, 1/5/2016 rally



    As 2016 dawned, KFC’s push into African nations continued, with an increasing awareness of the notion that it could make for stronger ties to the western world in those countries. Finance Prof. Murray Sabrin commented on these efforts in a January 2016 NYT article praising the company for its ambition, saying that it reminded him of American trade deals that US President Jesse Jackson had signed with the African nation of Ghana to promote the Kantanka Automobile car company, in that it could help Africa’s economy. In fact, it is very likely that FLG Inc. greenlit expanding into Africa because of previous business and trade deals with Africa yielding mutually-beneficial results in the preceding years…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    …McAfee public denounced Grammer’s populist handling of the post-recession economy, but found most if not all the non-interventionists in the party rallying behind him to protests US involvement in Sudan. Their claims that Grammer was “playing the role of a dictator” were made in spite of the fact that the President had kept US troops out of Botswana despite politicians in nations such as France calling for him to intervene in military-related way.

    Focusing more on domestic issues, McAfee also accused Grammer of being responsible for outsourcing American jobs despite that going against his own libertarian policy of open borders and free trade, leading to him later saying he wanted “American libertarianism for America, not for other countries.” Furthermore, McAfee pointed to incidents such as the ratification of the Cairo Protocol to claim that Grammer was making too many concessions to the Democrats… [6]

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022




    CODEY EXITS PRESIDENTIAL RACE

    …the former Governor had been failing to gain traction for months…

    The Star-Ledger, New Jersey newspaper, 1/10/2016



    BUSTAMANTE SUSPENDS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AMID LOW POLLING AND EVEN LOWER FUNDRAISING

    The Sacramento Union, 1/13/2016



    GRAMMER RESUMES U.S. RELATIONS WITH ERITREA

    …despite the African nation’s leadership being accused of suppressing political opposition, financial advisors believe that resuming normal diplomatic US-Eritrea relations – which were suspended in 1996 after Eritrea’s government allied with that of the former nation of North Korea in the first days of the Second Korean War – will encourage American businesses to invest over there…

    The Wall Street Journal, 1/16/2016



    “…The World Health Organization has declared that the spread of poliomyelitis in several countries to be a major ‘Worldwide Health Emergency’ – not a pandemic but a Worldwide Health Emergency – and recommends anyone who has recently visited the nations of Saudi Arabia, Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, Australia and Indonesia to seek medical testing to ensure they do not have this infectious viral disease, which attacks the central nervous system. The WHO also recommends anyone who has been on a cruise ship in the last three months to get themselves tested as well, just in case…”

    – Ahmad Rashad, CBS Breaking News, 1/21/2016 broadcast



    PRAISING AUSSIE P.M. PUTS STEVE IRWIN IN A SNAKE PIT OF P.R. PROBLEMS

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    …Steve Irwin is everyone's favourite Aussie crocodile hunter. And while he was never feted in his homeland like he is in the US, he was widely regarded with benign condescension. That is until last month, when he made the deadly error of alienating Australia's cultural establishment.

    When Prime Minister
    Jim Varvaris dropped in on Irwin's Australia Zoo on Queensland's Sunshine Coast on December 14, the naturally ebullient Irwin introduced him to the crowd as "the greatest leader Australia has ever had" and the "greatest leader in the entire world."

    "I get to meet some extraordinary people and extraordinary leaders," Irwin said, "but meeting the Prime Minister is the proudest moment of my life."

    Crikey! Irwin has wrestled crocodiles, snakes and spiders, but nothing could compare with the nest of vipers he had just strayed into.

    Suddenly Irwin the likeable
    wildlife wonder became Irwin the greedy "millionaire" Varvaris-lover. For some people, this was unforgivable.

    The letters pages of newspapers exploded with venom and journalists sharpened their poison quills.

    "After his public comment to the effect that
    Jim Varvaris is the greatest prime minister this country has ever had, I no longer take him seriously as an apolitical or intelligent wildlife advocate," says one Canberra resident.

    “I grew up watching his long-running show. I wouldn’t be surprised if his newest show sees a ratings drop after this,” suggests a younger resident.

    A week later, one reporter from The Guardian questioned why Irwin had turned down an invitation to American President Kelsey Grammer’s inauguration in 2013, possibly due to the then President-Elect belittling him (calling him a “lovable digeridoo-drumming lunkhead”) in a controversial radio interview over a year beforehand. "Does it tell us more about Steve Irwin than he might want us to know?" he wrote. Irwin had "thick skin," the article went on to say. "There's no getting through to the heart or the soul. And let’s not make the mistake of going for the head."

    Then there are the snide stories about Irwin's invitation to Canberra for a fancy "partisan barbecue" that Prime Minister Jim Varvaris hosted for visiting former US President Larry Dinger, complete with snaky references to the $25,000 cost.

    And in the past there have been several stories attacking Irwin's character. "For crocodile hunter Steve Irwin charity really does begin at home, with the millionaire 'donating' $175,000 to himself," began one story in The Courier-Mail in Brisbane. This $364 a minute of taxpayers' money was supposedly for "one day's work" shooting a quarantine awareness TV ad in 2002, at the height of the SARS pandemic. The Federal Opposition and ABC Radio tried to whip up a crocodile-cash-for-comment scandal, linking the payment to Irwin's praise of Michael Ignatieff, who was the Prime Minister at the time. Irwin was forced to defend himself, issuing a statement explaining the money was for a whole year's work on the quarantine campaign, not one day, and that he had given every cent to a new koala hospital at his Queensland zoo.

    In Tanzania, filming the latest episode of his latest reality TV show “Croc Chases,” Irwin went to bed early yesterday while his long-time manager and friend John Stainton, speaking from a crowded bar on his mobile phone, said he wasn't really surprised by the controversy.

    "It's what happens in Australia. You stick your head up and you've got 10,000 shotguns pointed at you," Stainton said. Irwin is not a Liberal or Labor supporter. "He's just not political. I don't have a clue how he's going to vote and he probably doesn't either.
    When Prime Minister Varvaris decided to pay an impromptu visit to his zoo, Steve was overwhelmed and proud, and talked in superlatives because that is the way he always talks.

    The vilification of Irwin is a textbook lesson in how anti-conservative forces combine to denounce anyone suspected of holding unorthodox (in their eyes) views. And since the majority of Australians hold those "unorthodox" views, most of them have learnt to keep their mouths shut.

    An unnamed (for obvious reasons) writer/director of my acquaintance says he and other actors, musicians and dancers he knows have to pose as left-wing
    Varvaris vilifyers, or at least keep any conservative views hidden, in order to stay in work.

    "The truth is we are politically a more eclectic bunch than most realise.
    [sic] But God forbid that we'd 'come out' and support Jim Varvaris, our own Prime Minister, over anything, for to do so is instant isolation – no, persecution ...the self-appointed bullies who run the industry preclude from expressing [our] views, for fear of being labelled and ostracised. [sic] In many ways it's 1930s Germany, 1950s USA and Soviet Union all over again, minus the violence ...the arts Stasi are not to be underestimated," he said.

    Chances are Steve Irwin won't be sipping green tea at Judy Davis's place in Birchgrove any time soon. But then, he probably prefers the crocodile farm
    . [7]

    – thenewdailymirror.co.uk, 1/22/2016




    “…the Viking Cruises vessel the ‘Forward’ has been ordered to not stay dockside for two weeks at Isle of Wright after the infectious disease poliomyelitis was reported to have broken out on cruise ship; the ship is receiving medicine and emergency supplies by helicopter, and people onboard in need of hospitalization are being carefully airlifted out…”

    – Michael Strahan, NBC News, 1/24/2016 broadcast



    CO-ANCHOR 1: “In his defense, Steve Irwin is a conservationist, not a politician.”

    CO-ANCHOR 2: “But he’s even faced criticism when it comes to him being a conservationist, too. He’s in the past been accused of having an unsophisticated view of conservatism that’s closer to tourism than facing actual issues, and while those criticisms have subsided in recent years, his critics still persist that he does not full understand the complexities of conservation efforts in relation to Global Climate Disruption.”

    CO-ANCHOR 1: “That is true. Back when we had him on this program in 2008, we asked him about overgrazing, salinity and erosion, and he commented, and I quote, ‘Cows have been on our land for so long that Australia has evolved to handle those big animals,’ end-quote.” [8]

    CO-ANCHOR 2: “Hmm, and it’s comments like that coming back into public consciousness is probably why he’s been silent on this controversy since it started. He’s possibly trying to wait it out…”

    – Australian Broadcasting Corporation, 1/29/2016 broadcast



    GRAMMER APPEALS TO THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT IN NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST SPEECH

    …The National Prayer Breakfast, an annual event held at the Washington Hilton in Northwestia, Potomac, consists of a series of meetings, luncheons and dinners is a day-long forum for political, social, and business elites assembled for discussion and prayer…

    The Washington Post, 2/2/2016



    FINNISH GREENS HOLD ONTO POWER AS HAAVISTO WINS PRESIDENCY

    ...After finishing in second place in the first round of voting on 16 January, State Minister Pekka Haavisto (b. 1958) was elected President of Finland earlier tonight. A member of the Green party, Haavisto is a former member of Finnish Parliament and former Environment Secretary under President Puska; he won over Laura Huhtasaari in an election closely watched by the rest of Europe. Laura Huhtasaari (b. 1979), a 35-year-old parliament member and nationally famous conservative radio show host of the conservative Finns Party, had defeated early anti-Pekka favorite Alexander Stubb (b. 1968), former PM, of the National Party, to advance to the runoff election. Incumbent President Pekka Puska, with his popularity at an all-time high, was term-limited. Haavisto won the election by a margin of roughly 14% of the vote...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 6/2/2016



    WELLSTONE JOINS ROSS CAMPAIGN IN ADVISORY ROLE

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    Above: Wellstone at his Wellstone’12 re-election campaign headquarters in St. Paul, c. 2012

    – The Duluth News Tribune, Minnesota newspaper, 2/11/2016



    MODERATOR: “This next question is for all the candidates, and we will begin on the left side of the debate stage. Governor Moore, the first 100 days of a US Presidency is a major benchmark for success for modern Presidents/ What would the first 100 days of your Presidency look like?”

    MOORE: “In my first 100 days, I would pass legislation to stop US corporations from using cheap labor in other countries to make themselves rich. Outsourcing and corrupt billionaires are killing this country by taking money from their fellow Americans to line their already-deep pockets. It is horrendous, it is immoral, and it should be illegal. …The justice department will not be lazing about under the Moore Presidency.”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “When it comes to cap and trade, we have to focus more on the cap and less on the trade. Moving around the emissions is like moving around broken glass instead of gathering it all up and carefully throwing it out. If you just leave it there, people are going to get hurt. We have to move on to a new and better way of making energy to run the planet. As President, I would start this off with the Globally Reducing Emissions to Empower Nature Deal, or the GREEN Deal, for short. We also must introduce a wide range of public works projects to eliminate poverty and unemployment. I’m talking about a wide range of public works projects like President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s New Deal, but with an emphasis on renewable energy and environmental protection. A movement to improve our transportation, health, and communities. These would be the projects I would implement as President. I’d called them the ‘Empowering People to Improve their Communities’ Projects, or EPIC Projects, for short.”

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “I have overseen and supervised effective responses to KW2 refugees and subsequent race riots in Seattle, massive earthquakes, major floods and forest fires. I just try to be as even-keeled and calm as possible. After all, that works fine for Bob, here, doesn’t it?” [9]

    [snip]

    SESTAK: “I for one am very concerned by this current administration’s willingness to turn a blind eye to several countries so unstable that it should be troubling to more people. Tajikistan is in the throes of a militant dictatorship. The Ka-Ren people of Myanmar have been experiencing ethnic genocide for decades. Eritrea is a barely-functioning dictatorship no matter what the President says about it. Sierra Leone is a lawless wasteland, and Saudi Arabia is an oppressive anti-labor, anti-women country and we should be ashamed of our connections to them. As President, I would take a strong stance against these violators of human rights, with military forces if necessary…why are you booing? I’m speaking the truth here!”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “We have reach out to the people. As President, I would follow the diplomatic advice of Harland Sanders – it is the people, not the leaders, that are innocent, because leaders always influence people. But dictators go too far, they want their people to live in a bubble. But by exposing the benefits of democracy and freedom to the people, we can pop that bubble from the inside out.”

    SESTAK: “Ma’am, can I comment on that?”

    MODERATOR 1: “30 seconds, sir.”

    SESTAK: “Bob, the only time in recent modern history that we truly popped a dictatorial bubble, as you call it, was almost exactly 20 years ago with KW2. Your idea of peacefully ending dictators cannot work.”

    ROSS: “What about the Soviet Union? Didn’t it collapse not because of a nuclear war but because the Russian people came to realize that without democracy and liberty, they were getting a raw deal?”

    SESTAK: “That was different, Bob. And it was a different time.”

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “China’s own recent history proves that when it opens itself, there is nothing its people cannot accomplish. A more open China will lead to a more prosperous and stable China. That’s good for China, the United States and, indeed, the entire world.” [9]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I think I’m probably the most pacifist candidate on this stage tonight.”

    [snip]

    MOORE: “I differ from the other candidates up here by understanding the regulations cannot be applied to every single thing in existence. You can’t regulate child labor. You can’t regulate slavery. Some things are just wrong. Those things can’t be regulated because they must be eliminated!”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I can’t think of anything more rewarding than being yourself to others through painting. Exercising the imagination, experimenting with talents, being creative; these things, to me, are truly the windows to your soul. It’s why I care so much about funding early education programs – so the next generation of children can have the ability to reach their true and full potential, and achieve the kind of possibilities that past generations could only write about in sci-fi and fantasy books.” [10]

    [snip]

    MOORE: “Since we’re on the subject of electability, let me just point out that unlike Bob here, who hasn’t won an election on his own since 1990, 26 years ago, and unlike Gary here, who comes from a safely Democratic state, I have repeatedly won elections in the increasingly Republican-leaning state of Michigan. In fact, I was one of the first 18-year-olds in the United States elected to public office, shortly after 18-year-olds got the right to vote under President Sanders. I ran for the Board of Education and I haven’t lost an election since.” [11]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I have often said that talent is a pursued interest. Anything that you’re willing to practice, you can do. And I have practiced politicking for almost 28 years now.” [10]

    [snip]

    MOORE: “I made it so people who work in my state get paid parental leave. That’s not called capitalism, that’s called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy and that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.” [11]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “Anytime you learn you gain. So be bold. Be brave. Go out on a limb – that’s where the fruit is! That’s life. It’s interesting. It’s fun!” [10]

    – snippets from the Democratic Primaries Presidential debate, 2/16/2016




    Anchor ANDERSON COOPER: “So how negative do you think this campaign is going to get, when compared to past Presidential elections?”

    Contributor JANIC FINE: “Oh, it certainly can get more vitriolic, but most of that would likely come from McAfee, as Grammer, Locke and especially Ross seem very reluctant to do any mudslinging. With that in mind, I don’t think we’re going to be seeing anything as bitter as the 2004 primaries. And, while we’re on the subject, McAfee’s current methods and tactics for attacking his former boss actually reminds me of when Republicans tried to tie Wellstone to ‘The Corg,’ short for the ‘Cooperative Organization’ a Maoist/Marxist-Leninist political group was briefly existed in Minneapolis and Sati Paul in the 1970s [12] back during the election cycle of 2007 and early 2008…”

    – CBS News, roundtable discussion, 2/17/2016



    Disapprove: 53%

    Approve: 41%

    Uncertain: 6%

    – Aggregate approval rating for Australian PM Varvaris, 2/19/2016



    “If I don’t win this primary season, I will cut off, cook, and eat my own left pinky toe and livestream it. Why? Because I can! Because in this country, you can, or at least you should be allowed to, do whatever you want to do with your own body.”

    – John McAfee, 2/22/2016 rally



    “…The federal government tonight announced that it will allow small drones owned and operated by individual citizens and private businesses to fly over streets at night, but not over private homes or residential property of any sort except when making a delivery to that property. The head of the F.A.A. says that this shift in federal policy is a significant step toward widespread commercial deliveries made with drones. The remotely-manned aerial vehicles, or objects or devices – whichever term you prefer, really – has been the source of security concerns for many private citizens worried of privacy violations. Furthermore, delivery labor unions oppose the widespread use of drones over employment concerns, while others have voiced worry over light pollution at night. These and air traffic concerns are the likely reasoning behind the new federal rules calling for drones to stay above roads only, as drones must obtain a certain altitude to no longer be considered above one’s home – a height that, at the moment, most drone models cannot fly up to.

    Naturally, the F.A.A.’s new operation rules and requirements are being challenged by several governors and state governments who claim that airway regulation should stay at the state level, and that the F.A.A. cannot impose regulations on private businesses and individual activities, which the Lieutenant Governor of Colorado saying yesterday, quote, ‘If we do not stay vigilant, the F.A.A. will soon outlaw kite-flying,’ end-quote. The comments come after several members of the F.A.A. also suggested that remote pilots, also known as drone pilots or drone operators, should require licenses, even if drones are used for private use, much like a license for a car, a speedboat, or a forklift, in adherence to the principle of one requiring licensing to confirm that one can use complex and potentially-dangerous machinery...”

    – CBS Evening News, 2/24/2016 broadcast



    “Remember – You never stop to switch motorcycles when you’re in the middle of a bike race! And we’re in the middle of one hell of a bike race right now!”

    – Vice President Harley Brown campaigning for Kelsey Grammer in Manchester, New Hampshire, 2/26/2016



    CANDIDATES IN DISARRAY IN LAST-MINUTE SCRAMBLE TO WIN THE GRANITE STATE

    …on the eve of the New Hampshire primary, candidates on both sides of the political party are filling up their schedules with more stump speeches, more photo-ops and more vidcall fundraising drives…

    – 273towin.co.usa, 2/27/2016 e-alert



    WINNERS AND LOSERS OF THE 88TH ACADEMY AWARDS CEREMONY

    …the Oscar for Best Picture went to Steven Spielberg’s The Pyongyang Diaries, a coming-of-age drama centered on a young girl from Seoul who moves with her family to The Former North in the immediate aftermath of the Second Korean War…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 2/28/2016



    “I still can’t believe American Overdrive 3 was snubbed by those snobs. It’s one of the greatest works of cinema ever put to film, but it didn’t get a single Oscar nomination. The system is rigged against action films, people! I tell you, it’s rigged!”

    – real estate developer/filmmaker Donald Trump, 2/29/2016



    MOORE WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE, MCAFEE OVERPERFORMS IN “SHOCKINGLY” NARROWLY LOSS!

    …In the Republican column, President Grammer received 54% of the vote, with 35% going to McAfee, 5% to Gramm, 3% to local politician Mary Maxwell, 2% to an obscure candidate named Walter Iwachiw, and the remaining 1% to several other candidates.

    “This is more a loss for Grammer than a win for McAfee,” says one political analyst. “For an incumbent President to get only 54% in the first-in-the-nation primary suggests a lack of unity in the party, at least in the libertarian wing of the party. I think Grammer needs to address that immediately, because Presidents who face serious primary challengers typically do not win re-election”…

    The Boston Globe, 3/1/2019



    GRAMMER GOES TO GEORGIA IN HAIL MARY EFFORT TO SAVE HIS CANDIDACY

    …desperate to keep his job in the face of a formidable primary opponent, the White House today revealed that the President has gotten onto a tour bus and has headed on down to the Peace State ahead of the Georgia primary on March 8. …The President must be feeling the heat now – already, one anonymous member of the White House staff has claimed that Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary results have been “a wake-up call” to President Grammer…

    The New York Post, 3/3/2019



    “…We weren’t concerned about the loss in the Granite State because our focus was connecting to minority voters in Nevada, Georgia and Maryland. We knew that even if we won just one of those states, we could gather enough momentum going into April to make it through. We were getting endorsements from all over the Democratic establishment, from Walter Mondale to John Glenn, but we knew weren’t the same as actual votes…”

    – freshman US Rep. Alessandra Rose Biaggi (D-NY), Deputy National Operations Director for the Locke’16 campaign, KNN interview, 5/4/2019



    …Even as the President stumped across Georgia, he could not shake off the fear that the momentum was on the side of McAfee. Indeed, at least three post-NH ontech polls suggested that McAfee could actually win the Peach state by a 5% margin…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



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    – Bob Ross in a crowd of supporters in Atlanta, GA, 3/7/2016



    …On March 8, Grammer proved those polls wrong by edging out McAfee by a 7% margin. Nevertheless, this margin marked the closest an incumbent President had come to losing a primary in nearly 30 years. The last time a President had faced such a serious challenge was in 1988, when Jack Kemp lost a bid for a term of his own, and, for an elected President, in 1964, when LBJ lost a few primaries to candidates Wayne Morse and John Patterson.

    Bob Ross, meanwhile, narrowly edged out Locke and Moore in the state by highlighting his Floridian roots…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    SHIRLEY FRANKLIN DROPS WHITE HOUSE BID AFTER HOME STATE LOSS

    The Washington Post, 3/9/2016



    “…Minnesota Governor Alex Kozinski has been impeached by the state House for misuse of state funding to pay of business loans and to attempt to cover up improper sexual conduct claims…”

    – Kennedy News Network, “Breaking News” segment, 3/10/2016 broadcast



    BREAKING NEWS: Phil Gramm Has Ended His Long-Shot White House Bid

    …the former US Congressperson received less than 5% of the vote in GOP primary held in Georgia on Tuesday…

    – 273toWin.co.usa, 3/11/2016 “e-alert”



    MCAFEE: “I think it’s really telling that, during these efforts to amend the process for electing the President, politicians in D.C. are backing Congressional District Allocation. It’s because they gerrymander the congressional districts, and both of the major parties are shamelessly guilty of gerrymandering.”

    WILSON: “Yeah, I get that, and that’s why I back the Direct Popular Vote and Runoff proposal. It’s very easy to understand.”

    MCAFEE: “Yes, but the two-round system could lead to more media attention placing emphasis on just the one election, the second round. That would again block out third-party candidates.”

    WILSON: “Well isn’t that because the popular vote is not the only problem with the Electoral College.”

    MCAFEE: “Yes, that’s why I back the Ranked Choice proposal that has the closest shot of actually getting passed. Because that venue for democracy has instant runoff, so you don’t have to have people vote more than once.”

    – John McAfee and journalist Amy Wilson, TON interview, 3/12/2016



    WELLSTONE EXITS HOSPITAL AFTER SURGERY FOR M.S.-RELATED LEG SWELLING

    …in recent years, the former US President has occasionally been seen using a cane or other people’s shoulders in order to stand up or walk…

    The Star Tribune, Minnesota newspaper, 3/13/2016



    “Grammer hasn’t done enough to defend our recreadrug rights. Yes, he’s upheld Jesse Jackson’s decriminalizing of all recreadrugs at the federal level, but since taking office, the former Dr. Frazier Crane has just passively allowed the states to make up their own Mary Jane laws. Only 22 states have many recreational marijuana completely legal. I’m all for the tenth amendments and allowing the states to have the right and the freedom of self-determination, but not for policies that affect all the states like recreadrugs does.”

    – John McAfee, rally in Las Vegas, NV, 3/14/2016



    …While the March 15 Nevada contest was a decisive victory for Locke, with Ross coming in second place and Moore in a close third, Grammer secured a comfortable margin of victory over McAfee with a whopping 65%. Using his massive war chest to zigzag across the state had paid off – momentum was returning to the President’s campaign.

    However, some in Grammer’s campaign still feared that their efforts to paint McAfee as a radical would be fruitless due to the former NASA Director embracing such comments. For example, McAfee proudly admitting to experimenting with hard drugs for decades, but saying he did so “smartly and responsibly,” appealed to young people tuning in the politics for the first time and being intrigued by his campaign themes of space exploration, drug legalization and the elimination of as much government red tape as possible.

    Grammer was conservative-libertarian, but McAfee was even more libertarian, with a base of followers that was almost entirely Caucasian. As a result, Grammer, ironically, had to rely on an ad hoc coalition of social conservatives and minority conservatives to win in Nevada, and on that same coalition heading in April…

    – Tim Alberta’s The Modern Republican Party, Harper Collins Publishers, 2022



    “All Aboard the Grammer Gravy Train!”

    – comment on usarightnow.co.usa article on President Grammer’s rising re-election odds, 3/15/2016



    BEN RAY LUJAN BOWS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL BID

    – The Carlsbad Current-Argus, New Mexico newspaper, 3/16/2016



    REVIEW: SORKIN “CRUSHED” IN TONIGHT’S DEMOCRATIC DEBATE

    …the writer-director flubbed on several questions concerning tax reform, attempting to give genetic comments and catchy one-liners only for the moderators to press him to actually answer the detail-oriented questions...

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 3/17/2016



    PRC CONDEMNS JAPAN’S PM FOR CALLING TAIWAN “ITS OWN COUNTRY” IN U.N. SPEECH

    …Japan’s newest PM, the mononym-using Renho, is of Taiwanese descent on her father’s side, and has visited the island several times since becoming the leader of the opposition in 2013, and twice already since becoming PM in January. Renho [13] has lambasted her predecessors for not being “tough enough” on confronting the “increasingly oppressive” Chinese government on the world stage…

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 3/18/2016



    SESTAK DROPS 2016 BID, CITING LOW POLLING NUMBERS

    – The Beaver County Times, side article, 3/19/2016



    TWENTY YEARS LATER: One Generation After KW2, United Korea Has Moved On But Cannot Forget

    …March 21 marked the 20-year anniversary of the official conclusion of the War of Reunification, and with it came a range of mixed emotions. Mostly ebullient reflections and celebrations of the reuniting of long-lost family members came concurrent with somber vigils honor the thousands killed on both sides of the conflict. Views of the demise of Kim Il-Sung reached a record-breaking number on OurVids.co.can, while veterans from both sides of the conflict, linked arm in arm, march proudly down city streets in the capital of Seoul and the redeveloped city of Pyongyang. SK veterans grin at their liberating off the North, while NK veterans grin at their de-brainwashing and ability to now live in a land that, while imperfect, is wildly superior to the life he once knew… The war ravaged the peninsula for less than three months but nevertheless resulting in life-changing ramifications for the Korean people…

    – Time Magazine, 3/21/2016



    PRIMARIES UPDATE: Locke, Grammer Sail To Victories In Maryland

    …Locke has received a comfortable plurality, while President Grammer has won roughly 80% of the vote in the GOP contest…

    – knn.co.usa, 3/22/2016



    “…I favor legalizing most recreadrugs, but I also favor opening up more recreadrug addiction clinics. They go hand and hand, like more cars and more car repair shops and car service stations. But McAfee looks like he’s taken too many drugs and not enough visits to rehab clinics. Past employees have described him as erratic, maniacal, paranoid and sometimes delusional. If the Stardust Scandal had not broken out, President Grammer would have definitely fired him anyway, it just would have been a few weeks or months later than he did…”

    – Former Gov. Kelley Ashby (R-NH), Grammer surrogate, 3/24/2016



    “..If I’m so unstable, why did Grammer have just great things to say about me when he nominated me to head NASA? Doesn’t that suggest that Ol’ Kelsey has poor decision-making skills, that he put someone as allegedly crazy as me in charge of NASA? Are we sure that chick didn’t just endorse me?”

    – John McAfee, 3/25/2016 rally



    Black Woman Kicked Out Of McAfee Rally: “There’s So Many Racists In His Camp”

    …her claims join others accusing the McAfee candidacy of attracting bigots, racists, sexists, and “dangerous radicals like perverts and sadists,” reported one former McAfee campaign worker...

    – tumbleweed.co.usa/news, 3/28/2016 article



    ROSS, GRAMMER WIN VERMONT PRIMARIES WITH EASE

    The Boston Globe, 3/29/2016



    LOCKE: “China’s history is marked by thousands of years of world-changing innovations: from the compass and gunpowder to acupuncture and the printing press. No one should be surprised that China has re-emerged as an economic superpower. I don’t blame Colonel Sanders for opening up to China, I blame the Chinese government for using unfair practices to oppress their own people and to try to hold the world economy hostage. Now, again, I am not appealing to the Chinese government when I say that we should try to promote people-to-people exchanges so that China and the United States can really join together, not just to solve the problems of China or the United States, but some of the big problems facing the entire world as well, from climate change to famine. I am saying that nobody will benefit from being unable to find a non-military way of resolving the issue regarding China’s increasingly discerning actions.” [14]

    [snip]

    MOORE: “Here’s what I don’t think works: an economic system that was founded in the 16th century and another that was founded in the 19th century. I’m tired of this discussion of capitalism and socialism; we live in the 21st century; we need an economic system that has democracy as its underpinnings and an ethical code.” [15]

    ROSS: “There’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people!” [16]

    [snip]

    MODERATOR: “Governor Moore, in 1996, you said, and I quote, ‘I don’t support the troops being in Korea,’ unquote, and in 2007, you made similar comments about U.S. forces in the DRC. How can American voters be certain you will protect and defend the U.S. as President in light of decades of criticism of American foreign services, from the Libyan War to the US-led intervention in Sudan?”

    MOORE: “I still stand by those misleading statement. I did not support the troops in Korea, I supported them coming home. I supported them being treated well.”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “I support vocational programs in grade schools coast-to-coast because of the fact that there’s nothing in the world that breeds success like success, especially success, any kind of success, that is achieved at an early age.” [16]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “If we’re going to have animals around, we all have to be concerned about them and take care of them.” [16]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “Yes, I would support another Freedom of Information Act, and I hope everybody on this stage, and everybody in the GOP would support such an act because that is a bipartisan issue. It is not a good sign if your government has more secrets than the hanger seen at the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.”

    MODERATOR: “Governor Moore?”

    MOORE: “I believe that when you provide information to people, they become less fearful and they will engage more in their democracy if they are empowered with information. So yes, of course I’d back another Freedom of Information Act.” [15]

    [snip]

    ROSS: “Ooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.” [17]

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “While I dislike with the Balanced Budget Amendment and the havoc that it continually brings about, I will concede that as it is the law of the land, it must be followed, and under a Locke administration, it will be. …The federal budget for the 2017 fiscal year would put more money aside for Social Security and infrastructure, as opposed to the Grammer administration, which keeps allotting federal funds to the military, to union-busting, to gathering foreign intel, and away from the national safety net that is Social Security.”

    [snip]

    ROSS: “From all of us here up on this debate stage tonight: God Bless, everybody.”

    – snippets from the Democratic Primary Presidential debate, 3/30/2016



    Ross – 34%

    Locke – 29%

    Moore – 21%

    Sorkin – 5%

    Simpson – 3%

    All Others – 2%

    Undecided – 6%

    – Gallup poll for the 2016 Democratic Presidential nomination, published 4/2/2016



    BELLAMY ENDORSES ROSS!: Praise Of VP Could Play A Decisive Role In The Upcoming Primaries

    The Boston Globe, 4/3/2016



    “If we want peace, why are we the most war-loving nation on the planet? Because instead of industries making weapons for war, we are making war for the weapon-making industry. If we have to build things and sell things to keep the capitalist system healthy, we have to build healthy things. …We need to direct our creative talents away from destructive industries towards constructive industries that benefit all, like medical research, and the space race. …If we build a permanent base on Mars, we won’t have the money to kill people overseas!”

    – John McAfee, 4/4/2016 rally



    ...The first April Tuesday “Cluster” of primaries hosted a whopping ten contests on each side of the political aisle. Often proving vital for campaigns, this year’s First Cluster was no exception. On the Republican side, the closest McAfee got to a victory was in Arkansas, where he received 40% of the vote. For this sweep, Grammer later credited the surrogate campaigning of Vice President Brown, who helped convince socially conservative and religious voters to turn out for Grammer in droves, as McAfee made Grammer’s more libertarian views look downright hard-c conservative by comparison!

    For the Democrats, election night was more complicated. Governor Moore won South Carolina, Alabama and Virginia with his populist rhetoric, while Gary Locke won Potomac over Senator Sharon Sayles-Belton, but only came in second place in most of the other contests of the night. Lisa J. Simpson’s campaign won Massachusetts, while Sayles-Belton secured her home state of Minnesota. This left Ross with victories in Arkansas, Iowa, Colorado, and Oklahoma…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    MCAFEE ACCUSED OF RAPE!

    …the former NASA intern claims she was stalked, roofied and raped in 1979 by a man, wearing a custom-made boar mask, who had the same shape and build of McAfee. She says she now recognizes McAfee as the man who attacked her after that same mask allegedly appeared in the background of a VidCall interview McAfee held in his home in Memphis, Tennessee...

    The New York Times, 4/8/2016



    MCAFEE DENIES RAPE ALLEGATION, CLAIMS ACCUSSER IS EITHER “MISTAKEN” OR “A LIAR”

    – The Chicago Tribune, 4/9/2016



    “We are taking this claim very seriously and hope that McAfee complies with the investigation into this allegation.”

    – Chief of Police for Memphis, Tennessee, 4/10/2016



    “…The objective – the ultimate goal of the Ark Waves – was to make it so whenever an allegation of sexual pestering, sexual assault, or rape, is made, it makes the headlines and leads to consequences for the assailant every time. The rate of sexual pestering reports making it to the front pages has slowly dropped since the 1990s, either because such things are not tolerated like they were before the Ark Waves or because of something more nefarious in nature. But the fact remains that whenever someone is accused, nowadays, they are expected to resign, or withdraw from whatever it is they are doing, and most always do. Now McAfee wants to defy this social progress by staying in this race, but guess what? If he is guilty, it will not end well for him either way. If he is guilty, and I believe the ex-intern who says he is guilty, then he will be facing serious consequences…”

    – Prof. Janice Fine, a prominent member of the Second Ark Wave, NBC interview, 4/11/2016



    …In tonight’s presidential primaries, the Democratic Party saw Senator Gary Locke gather momentum by sweeping the contests held in American Samoa, Guam, the Virgin Islands and the Northern Mariana Islands, with former Vice President Bob Ross winning his home state of Alaska. Concurrently tonight, Republicans held Presidential primaries in those same states; President Grammer has been declared the winner of all five of them…

    – CBS Evening News, 4/12/2016 broadcast



    KOZINSKI FOUND GUILTY OF FUNDS MISUSE IN SENATE TRIAL; Lt. Gov. Michelle Bachmann Ascends to Governor’s Seat

    – The St. Paul Pioneer Press, Minnesota newspaper, 4/14/2016



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    These treats were in turn replaced by Jolly Ranchers under President Kemp in 1988, but due to passengers wanting something chewable (and after President Bellamy expressed concern about the off-chance of a hard candy becoming lodged in someone’s throat during turbulence), those were replaced in 1989 by bags of dried fruit and trail mix, with President Jesse Jackson adding potato chips and skittles to the cupboards on board as well.

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    – globalgaragesale.co.usa, ontech shopping site, 4/15/2016 listing



    LOCKEMENTUM: Gary Locke Rising In Polls As Critics Attack Ross’s “Dangerous Pacifism”

    – The New York Times, 4/16/2016



    …On April 19, Locke won the primary contests held in Puerto Rico and Oregon, along with the contest for the “Democrats Abroad” delegation slate. That same night, Ross secured a majority of delegates in Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota and Kentucky, while Moore won Louisiana via a plurality. Senator Sharon Sayles-Belton withdrew from the race and endorsed Locke the next day…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    GRAMMER CLINCHES THE G.O.P. NOMINATION

    …With challenger John McAfee losing momentum after failing to win a single primary, the latest batch of winner-take-all contests has edged the President over the minimum number of delegates needed to win the GOP nomination at this summer’s RNC outright…

    The Washington Post, 4/19/2016



    …When McAfee was locked out of winning the nomination by RNC delegates, many technetters were quick to remind him of his “promise” to eat his own pinky toe on a live technet stream. McAfee responded by refusing to acknowledge the primary losses, suggesting voter fraud, and claiming he would challenge Grammer at that summer’s Republican National Convention…

    – Tim Alberta’s The Modern Republican Party, Harper Collins Publishers, 2022



    LOCKE KEEPS UP MOMENTUM IN SWEEP OF TONIGHT’S PRIMARY CLUSTER

    …While Moore predictably secured his home state of Michigan, Ross’s only victory of the night was in his birth state of Florida. Locke won the remaining three state contest of the night, adding Texas, Maine, and Pennsylvania to his accumulated delegate count…

    Meanwhile, on the Republican side of the night, Kelsey Grammer once again secured victory in all of the GOP primary contests, with challenger John McAfee’s best performance being in Florida, where the former Director of NASA received 21.7% of the vote…

    The Boston Globe, 4/26/2016



    Bob’s surprise loss of the delegate-rich state of Texas shifted the momentum of the race back to Locke. In fact, Bob was so certain that Locke was now a shoo-in for the nomination that he told his inner circle that he was considering withdrawing from the race.

    “I don’t want to divide the party,” he reportedly said bluntly. “I think we’ll just be burning up money if we keep going.”

    However, Ross’s inner circles of advisors convinced him to stay in the race until at the May 3 primaries, arguing that it would be unfair to the voters in the upcoming primaries to withdraw so close to the election date…

    – Julie Martinez’s Bob’s World: Stories of The Happy Painter, Sunrise Books, 2021



    MOORE BOWS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE

    …in his concession speech, Moore made no endorsement, instead claiming that both Locke and Ross are too “establishment-friendly” and that he will endorse whoever is “for the people.”

    However, but in the past, Moore has praised former Vice President Ross. “He may be very bitter right now,” argues political analyst Bob Beckel. “His campaign’s depleted funds had him running on empty at the end. Last week’s victory in Michigan was more due to his home state popularity than resurgence in general interest in his candidacy.”

    Indeed, it seems that Moore’s victory in Michigan on the 26th was not reflective of his campaign’s deflating polling and fundraising numbers on the national level. Despite Moore’s best efforts, his overall poor debating style, and public arguments with US Senator Hanson Clarke (D-MI) over who was responsible for Michigan’s post-recession recovery efforts, bogged down his campaign...

    The Chicago Tribune, 4/27/2016



    ROSS: “My first act as President would be to cancel all the current student debt out there. All the colleges, all of it. Then I would focus on building up education at the grade school level, starting with vocational programs and improving the salary and working conditions of teachers. Vocational education is very personal to me because I worked as a carpenter before I joined the military, and I lost my one half a finger because I wasn’t careful. We need to teach our children the skills they want and the skills they need, and they need to get that education in a safe and supportive educational environment. When you have 30 or 40 students in one class, it’s too chaotic. Not everyone gets the help they need. We need to cut down classroom sizes by hiring more teachers, and paying teachers much more than they get paid right now. Vouchers aren’t enough. Our children deserve the best. We need to stop tying school districts to parental income. We need to get all children to have the same kind of education – high-quality education.”

    LOCKE: “As President, I would expand student vouchers for private schools and colleges, significantly reduce the rate ceiling on student loans, significantly improve the quality found in public schools, which under this administration are abandoning the poor and growing the class divisions by punishing certain children just for being born into poor families! That is not right in the slightest, it is abhorrent, it has to end, and it will end under a Locke administration.”

    – Education-themed Town Hall-style Democratic primary debate, Springfield, IL, 4/30/2016



    LOCKE INCREASES DELEGATE TOTAL WITH LATEST PRIMARY CLUSTER

    …In tonight’s Democratic primary contests, Ross won Tennessee, while Locke won Illinois and Missouri... Also tonight, on the Republican side of the political aisle, McAfee received 28% in his home state of Tennessee and less than 10% in Illinois and Michigan n another round of easy wins for incumbent President Grammer…

    The Columbus Dispatch, 5/3/2016



    “I WON’T WANT TO FIGHT A FRIEND”: Ross Quits Race, Endorses Locke

    …Ross said, “I’ve known Gary for many years now. We’ve worked on many legislative ideas, many programs and many proposals over the years, especially when I was Vice President for fours, one of the greatest honors of my lifetime.” After describing Locke’s candidacy as “historic and welcoming,” Ross concluded, “Gary Locke is a good man, and good family man, someone I’m happy to call my friend, and someone I’m happy to endorse”...

    The Washington Post, 5/4/2016



    …The only other candidates left in the race were Aaron Sorkin and Gary Larson, both of whom were still there seemingly for the publicity. For Larson, it was to simply prime the attention pump ahead of releasing a new collection of Far Side comics in March 2017. For Sorkin, it had been a vanity, which was now losing its credibility in the debates, where he came off as an out-of-touch idealist so caught up in own TV shows of yesteryear that he seemed oblivious to the complexities behind governing and passing laws in real life. However, Ross supporters nevertheless accused both of these two remaining candidates of siphoning votes away from the former VP...

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    “…The Prime Ministers of Greece and Bulgaria today signed a major bilateral trade and defense treaty. Talks on strengthening ties between the nations – whose governments have had a mutually icy relationship ever since the 1971 Coup Plot damaged Bulgarian-Greek and Bulgarian-Turkish relations – began shortly after the overthrown of Bulgaria’s short-lived junta led by Volen Siderov, with the reinstated Bulgarian government blaming all the trouble in their capital on militants whom capitalized on the Bulgarian middle-class angry at declining life quality conditions in urban clusters across the Balkan country. The Prime Ministers of both nations are now vowing to promote collaborative trade enterprises, with the Prime Minister of Greece noting, quote, ‘bickering makes for many minds full of hatred and very few stomachs full of food,’ unquote…”

    – BBC World News, 5/9/2016 broadcast



    “...And finally, in political news, the states of North Carolina, Ohio, Arizona, Indiana and West Virginia all held Presidential primaries tonight for both the Democratic and Republican primaries, with presumptive nominees Gary Locke and Kelsey Grammer winning all of them against very minor opposition from lingering candidates such as Aaron Sorkin on the Democratic side and somebody named Walter Iwachiw on the GOP side…”

    – Kennedy News Network, 5/10/2016 broadcast



    “…With the Presidential primaries essentially over for both of the major parties, with President Grammer already clinching the GOP nomination and Senator Gary Locke just a dozen delegates away from having done the same in the Democratic primaries, the Grammer and Locke campaigns are shifting focus to the general election in November…”

    – CBS Evening News, 5/12/2016 broadcast



    SOCIAL DEMOCRATS RETAKE POWER IN BELARUS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

    …With incumbent President Sergei Gaidukevich of the Liberal Democratic party being constitutionally term-limited, the race to succeed him was wide open, but from start to finish, the favorite to win was Alyaksandr Kazulin (b. 1955), a longtime Social Democratic politician who began his career as a peace activist in the closing years of the Soviet era, even being imprisoned from 1981 to 1984 for peacefully protesting in Minsk. In tonight’s election, Kazulin easily defeated two major challengers, Independent businessperson Mikola Statkevich, and Tatsiana Karatkevich of the Transparency party, along with several minor candidates…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, side article, 15/5/2016



    …The May 17 primaries were largely uneventful. In Idaho, about 10% of the voters wrote in the VPs name, pushing the descending McAfee to third place, while the President won Utah and Hawaii unopposed. On the Democratic side, Larson and Sorkin were again non-entities, while the Ross campaign posthumously won the Hawaiian primary in a major upset…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    …global-averaged temperatures in 2015 were 1.72 degrees Fahrenheit warmer than the mid-20th century mean …and the year’s temperatures continued a long-term warming trend, according to analyses by top climate scientists at the Goddard Institute in New York… [18]

    – climate.nasa.gov/news, 5/18/2016 article




    PM REHNO REVERSES FOREIGN WORKER LAW

    …PM Renho has successfully implemented a wider visa program for unskilled foreign workers that critics in the Diet claim will “open the floodgates” a lead to a rise in unemployment. …Renho is also focusing on reversing her predecessor’s deregulating of regional banks but not his lowering of lar phone charges, along with “digital transformation” and reforming supply-chain regulations harmful to small businesses…

    – The Kyodo News Plus, 5/19/2016



    GRAMMER DENIES CLAIMS HE IS MULLING DROPPING BROWN FROM THE TICKET

    …the President claimed, “Harley has proven himself to be a very valuable team player”…

    The Idaho Press-Tribune, 5/20/2016



    “Grammer/Brown – The Winning Team”

    "Kelsey and Harley – The Winning Team"

    “Tried And True”

    – unofficial Grammer’16 slogans, c. May 2016



    “A New Start”

    “Gary for Glory, Greatness, and Greenery”

    – unofficial Locke’16 slogans, c. May 2016



    MISSISSIPPIANS VOTE FOR FORMER CANDIDATE BOB ROSS IN LATEST PRIMARY CLUSTER

    …Tonight’s Democratic primaries saw Locke come in first place in Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Rhode Island, but not in Mississippi, where locals tonight voted for Bob Ross – who withdrew his bid weeks ago – by a 2% margin. This marks the former VP’s second post-withdrawal primary victory…

    The Clarion-Ledger, Mississippi newspaper, 5/24/2016



    “The President will see you now,” I said to the freshman N.A.M. as I pressed the button opening the doors to the Presidential Inner Office.

    “Um, thank you, ma’am.” As he entered the room, the political neophyte gulped, “Um, Mr. President? Uh, it’s an honor to meet with you.” The man approached the new Presidential desk in the center of the room. It was a large piece of furniture fashioned entirely out of Siberian timber, but contained a sleek, modern design – four flat sides void of any detail work or patterns. It matched the rest of the room – minimalist, bare-walled, almost cold to the eye. A rather fitting workroom for Vladimir Nikolayev.

    Watching through the doorway from my desk seat, I could see that Roman Starovoit, age 44, a National Assembly Member still in his first term, was nervous, but was unwilling to let it dictate his actions. Not knowing what to do, he approached the wall-facing armchair from which he was certain the voice originated. “Sir?” Pushing the chair an inch, it swiveled enough for him to realize it was empty.

    “Roman!” his name came from right behind him.

    Starovoit made a flinch-like jolt and turned around to see the President of Russia standing less than two feet behind him. He must have wondered where in the room he had come from, for he looked curious and confused as well as startled.

    “Sit down, Roman,” said Nikolayev as he made his way over to his armchair, sat down, and watched as his appointee took his place across from him.

    “Mr. President, I was told you wanted to see me in this office ahead of the vote next week.”

    Nikolayev looked at him. His searing light blue eyes seemed to gaze right into his soul. “Yes,” the leader of Russia answered. “I have to make sure everything is working out fine for you here. I want all the NAMs to feel comfortable working under my Presidency.”

    “Um, everything’s alright, Mr. President.”

    “Oh, I don’t know about that, Roman. You see, a little birdie told me that you are planning on voting in favor of a new bill to establish tighter regulations for the timber industry. Now, that’s a bit problematic, Roman.”

    “Um, how so, sir. I’ve read the bill. It will crack down on wage theft and –”

    “It will crack down on free enterprise!” He snapped. “That bill is nothing but bourgeois garbage meant to prohibit businesses from doing what needs to be done to grow their companies.”

    “It-it protect workers.”

    “It stifles growth, Roman! I will not tolerate such dictatorial legislation. Not during my administration!” Calming down a bit, the President flashed a smile and stood up. Walking over to a panel, a slight push popped out a handle, which, when turned, opened a small door containing old-fashioned glass cups and a selection of parlor drinks. “Care for anything?”

    “Um, Vodka?”

    “Don’t be so stereotypical, Roman. Have a shot of whiskey. Canadian. Very good stuff.” Nikolayev handed him a pour glasses, and with a clink, took a sip from his own before sitting on the edge of his desk and continuing. “You know, I have many friends in the timber industry. And many friends who are friends of the timber industry. And I know for a fact that in the timber industry, I worker can choose to leave anytime he wants to. Nobody forces a worker to work. If someone doesn’t want to work for minimum wage or less, what is stopping them from taking their skills elsewhere.”

    With either stupidity or naivete, Starovoit answered, “The lack of any other jobs in town, blackmail, threats, and if the workers are immigrants, the threat of arrest or deportation. This bill would tighten their hiring and worker treatment policies and –”

    “And create a police state, you idiot!” The President bellowed, prompting Starovoit to stumble out of his chair. “Oh,” Nikolayev switched back to his calm voice, “My apologies, let me help you up.” With his drink still in his hand, the President picked up the NAM by his arm but did not let go until after saying. “Listen, Roman, you are the deciding vote on that committee. If that bill passes, a lot of people connected to Russian timber will be very upset, and after meeting with me, they’ll be very upset with you. That is, unless you do the right thing here. And if you do, you can have any committee chair you want. How about that?”

    “Y-you don’t have to be so rough on me, sir.”

    “Heh. I didn’t build up the biggest seafood, meat processing and timber firms in Siberia by being a nice guy, Roman.”

    Starovoit was either brave or foolish I picking that moment to stand up for himself. “You are not a businessman anymore, sir. The people of Russia will not tolerate a President who makes threats. The people didn’t elect that. The people –”

    “The people elected me!” Nikolayev smashed his glass onto the hardwood floor with a crash that sent the remaining sips of whisky and multiple glass pieces flying about. The President lunged over to the National Assembly Member, grabbed the front of his shirt, and slammed him up against the wall. The President then held out his letter opener and lifted it right up to between their faces. Switching to a quieter, almost guttural voice, Nikolayev stared down Starovoit, a member of his own political party, and concluded, “They elected me. Get that through your head before this goes through your head. And get that bill killed in committee, Roman. Your country needs you to.”

    He released his grip on the NAM, who hesitantly inched away before hurriedly scurrying over to the door.

    Holding up the letter opener like a fencing instructor holds up his sword, the President ordered one last time, “Remember – that if the bill fails, you can expect the committee chair of your choice. But if you f#@k up this bill vote, I’ll want to see you in this office again.” He then motioned to the door, allowing Mr. Starovoit, scared for his life, to finally leave the room.

    He did so with the speed of a marathon winner, stopping only when he saw the door had fully closed behind him. Then he stood at my desk, and muttered “The rumors are true. He is in bed with the mafia, isn’t he?” before walking away with a face paler than snow. I’m not sure if he had said the comment to himself or if he had asked it to me, but I would not have answered him if he had pressed me on it. I feared the repercussions of telling him any of what little I actually knew about my employer at the time.

    – Marina Lebedev’s tell-all memoir My Time In The Nation of Nikolayev, Perspective Publishers, 2022



    UK RAISES TARIFF ON US BEEF AFTER HITTING IMPORT LIMIT

    …the UK’s import limit for American beef was reached early this month, and as a result, PM Ed Balls has agreed to raise their national tariff by roughy 10% in exchange for more of his signature policies to be passed by parliament…

    Associated Press, 5/28/2016



    LOCKE, GRAMMER WIN NY, CT, DE PRIMARIES ESSENTIALLY UNOPPOSED

    – 273towin, 5/31/2016 news “e-alert”



    “…In a surprising turn of events, the Russian National Assembly has narrowly rejected a timber regulation law…”

    – BBC World News, 2/6/2016 broadcast



    “…This year’s Presidential primary season at last came to a close tonight, with the five states of North Dakota, California, Montana, New Jersey, and New Mexico all voting for President Grammer and Senator Locke, the nominees-in-waiting of the Republican and Democratic parties, respectively…”

    – CBS Evening News, 6/7/2016 broadcast



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    Gary Locke – 15,150,923 (44.9%) – 2,848 delegates – 33 contests

    Bob Ross – 7,187,409 (21.3%) – 1,624 delegates – 15 contests

    Michael Moore – 3,306,884 (9.8%) – 145 delegates – 6 contests

    Lisa J. Simpson – 1,653,442 (4.9%) – 75 delegates – 1 contest

    Sharon Sayles-Belton – 1,518,467 (4.5%) – 51 delegates – 1 contest

    Aaron Sorkin – 2,058,365 (6.1%) – 16 delegates – 0 contests

    Gary Larson – 742,362 (2.2%) – 4 delegates – 0 contests

    Marcy Kaptur – 641,132 (1.9%) – 1 delegate – 0 contests

    Shirley Franklin – 371,181 (1.1%) – 1 delegate – 0 contests

    Joe Sestak – 303,693 (0.9%) – 0 delegates – 0 contests

    J. P. Sarbanes – 269,950 (0.8%) – 0 delegates – 0 contests

    Ben Ray Lujan – 168,719 (0.5%) – 0 delegates – 0 contests

    Harvey Gantt – 134,975 (0.4%) – 0 delegates – 0 contests

    All others – 236,206 (0.7%) – 0 delegates – 0 contests

    Total: 33,833,706 (100%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa [19]



    …The Democratic primaries had not unfolded as initially expected. Prior to 2015, most pundits were certain that Ross would enter the race and win the nomination with ease. Instead, he jumped in at the last minute, at a time when Senator Gary Locke was already reaching out to donors and voters, and then withdrew in May, paving the path for Gary Locke to become the Democratic party’s first Asian-American presidential nominee…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



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    Grammer – 20,059,755 (87.7%) – 2,524 delegates

    McAfee – 2,104,329 (9.2%) – 27 delegates

    Gramm – 297,350 (1.3%) – 0 delegates

    Iwachiw – 114,366 (0.5%) – 0 delegates

    Maxwell – 45,747 (0.2%) – 0 delegates

    Jones – 22,963 (0.1%) – 0 delegates

    All others – 228,641 (1.0%) – 0 delegates

    Total – 22,873,152 (100%) – 0 delegates

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    PETERSON, “I’m a professional, ma’am. I started out as a corporate lawyer and became the youngest partner at my law firm before launching one of my own. I have handled so many high-profile cases from across Canada for decades now, and I am not kidding when I say that I will prove that my client, Mr. Darrel Stinson, had every right to evict the Patel family, and that their race had nothing at all to do with it.”

    REPORTER: “Mr. Peterson, have you, by any chance, ever read The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell?”

    PETERSON: “No. [20] I read books on law, ma’am.”

    REPORTER: “You could learn a thing or two from it, is all.”

    PETERSON: “And you could learn how to ask more professional questions.”

    – exchange between controversial Canadian corporate lawyer Jordan Peterson and a Toronto Star reporter, 6/22/2016 [21]



    Host KRYSTAL BALL: “We now welcome Cris Ericson onto the program for this evening. Ericson is a political activist and documentary filmmaker who is insisting that her latest project is not biased like many are claiming it is. Ericson, welcome to the show.”

    ERCISON: “Thank you having me on.”

    BALL: “So tell us a little about this latest controversial documentary of yours, which I believe is called ‘Feathers and Blood: The Myth of Colonel Sanders,’ if that is correct.”

    ERICSON: “Yeah, that’s right. It’s the story of how a crude hillbilly who couldn’t hold down a job cheated his way into the Presidency.”

    BALL: “And this is not a biased documentary?”

    ERICSON: “Of course not! I interviewed people who had good things to say about Harland Sanders – I refuse to call him Colonel Sanders because he was not a real Colonel – and so I covered both sides of the argument. Thus, the film is unbiased.”

    BALL: “Technically, but critics are claiming you speak negatively of The Co-uh, of Mr. Sanders, and challenge his supporters in every interview.”

    ERICSON: “That’s what an investigator or journalist or reporter does, they challenge their subject to learn about them and get them to defend their views.”

    BALL: “I see. Now, you said that, uh, President Sanders cheated his way into the White House. How did he do that?”

    ERICSON: “I believe he is the one who began the ‘Draft Sanders’ campaign at the 1964 Republican National Convention. It was a contested convention because no candidate won a majority of delegates, but Barry Goldwater held a plurality. The nomination was rightfully his, only for some fake Colonel to conveniently swoop in a take it from him.”

    BALL: “And how does your documentary prove this?”

    ERICSON: “I interviewed dozens of people who knew people who attended the RNC or voted in the early primaries and none of them could tell me how the Draft Colonel movement started.”

    BALL: “Because it was a grassroots movement that grew organically out of the national prominence of KFC at the C-of Harland Sanders being a nationally visible Republican figure.”

    ERICSON: “Exactly! That is all too convenient!”

    BALL: “Really? Huh! I thought it was the result of the RNC needing a compromise candidate who was willing to go up against a war-time President.”

    ERICSON: “Everyone thinks that is the case, but nope!”

    – TumblweedTV interview, 2/26/2016 broadcast



    LIST OF DNC VENUES SINCE {1960}

    1960: Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California (Johnson/Humphrey nominated)

    1964: Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall Convention Center, Atlantic City, New Jersey (Johnson/Humphrey re-nominated)

    1968: International Amphitheater, Chicago, Illinois (Kennedy/Sawyer nominated)

    1972: Miami Beach Convention Center, Miami Beach, Florida (Mondale/Gravel nominated)

    1976: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York (Mondale/Gravel re-nominated)

    1980: The Omni, Atlanta, Georgia (Jackson/Butcher nominated)

    1984: The Forum, Inglewood, California (Gravel/Jones nominated)

    1988: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York (Bellamy/Litton nominated)

    1992: Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, Ohio (Bellamy/Litton re-nominated)

    1996: United Center, Chicago, Illinois (Glenn/Green nominated)

    2000: Richmond Convention Hall, Richmond, Virginia (Jackson/Wellstone nominated)

    2004: Dallas Convention Center, Dallas, Texas (Jackson/Wellstone re-nominated)

    2008: Hosea Williams Memorial Convention Hall, Atlanta, Georgia (Wellstone/Ross nominated)

    2012: Kwame Kilpatrick Memorial Sports Arena, Detroit, Michigan (Wellstone/Ross re-nominated)

    2016: Phoenix Convention Center, Phoenix, Arizona (Locke/TBD to be nominated)

    LIST OF RNC VENUES SINCE {1960}

    1960: International Amphitheatre, Chicago, Illinois (Nixon/Judd nominated)

    1964: Cow Palace, Daly City, California (Sanders/Scranton nominated)

    1968: Miami Beach Convention Center, Miami Beach, Florida (Sanders/Scranton re-nominated)

    1972: Kemper Arena, Kansas City, Missouri (Scranton/Stepovich nominated)

    1976: Hilton Milwaukee City Center, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Reagan/Westmoreland nominated)

    1980: Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan (Denton/Alexander nominated)

    1984: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York (Denton/Alexander re-nominated)

    1988: Centennial Park & Arena, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Reagan/Lugar nominated)

    1992: The Astrodome, Houston, Texas (Iacocca/Dinger nominated)

    1996: Harland Sanders Convention Center, Louisville, Kentucky (Dinger/Meredith nominated)

    2000: Vikings Megadome, St. Paul, Minnesota (Dinger/Meredith re-nominated)

    2004: Las Vegas Convention Center, Las Vegas, Nevada (Goetz/Bargewell nominated)

    2008: Alamo Megastadium, San Antonio, Texas (Snowe/Johnson nominated)

    2012: Lee Iacocca Memorial Convention Center, St. Louis, Missouri (Grammer/Brown nominated)

    2016: Colonel Sanders Lexington University Stadium, Lexington, Kentucky (Grammer/Brown re-nominated)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa, c. 2016



    RNC UPDATE: GRAMMER/BROWN RENOMINATED

    …Tonight, during the fourth and final day of the Republican National Convention here in Louisville, the GOP Grammer/Brown ticket was formally renominated. A possible movement to draft McAfee for the nomination did not unfold, nor did an effort to remove Brown from the VP spot, given his popularity among the conservative bases of the party. …The DNC will be held next month; Senator US Gary Locke expected to announce his selection for running mate either at the convention or shortly beforehand…

    The Louisville Courier, 6/28/2016



    …Tellingly, McAfee lost more supporters over refusing to eat his pinky toe, as “promised,” than over the rape accusation. By the end of June, the calls ontech for McAfee to mount a third-party bid for President had subsided considerably as well…

    – Tim Alberta’s The Modern Republican Party, Harper Collins Publishers, 2022



    “We’ve wasted too much time already. We should have at least finalized the shortlist by now,” grumbled his Campaign Manager.

    “We still have time,” Locke assured her, “We’ll pick a running mate soon enough.”

    She reviewed the criteria one more time. “Someone from east of the Rockies who can appeal to progressives and can perform very well against Harley Davidson Brown. Getting along well with the administration, too. We can’t consider Moore because he’s too much of an attention hog.”

    “And he burned several bridges too many in those debates,” Locke reminded her.

    “Maybe we should pick a white person, maybe a white woman, because a ticket of two non-whites may scare off suburban voters.”

    Locke nodded, “I suppose that makes the most sense.”

    “Too bad Charlotte Pritt’s not available,” chimed in Kim, now the head of the VP vetting process, who was having trouble of her own in her efforts to find a suitable candidate. “She’s running for re-election.”

    “How about Burwell, she’s like a discount Pritt,” replied the Campaign Manager.

    “Maybe,” Kim answered. “There’s also US Rep. Roberta Achtenberg of California, age 66 – the Mayor of San Francisco from 2000 to 2008 and a member of Congress since 2009. She’s got deep pockets and is openly gay.”

    The Campaign Manager shook her head, “She’s basically an unknown and she couldn’t really contribute much to the ticket, would she? There is a more visible option in Congresswoman Alexandra Lugaro, though. She just turned 35, so she’s eligible, and as a major ‘progressive darling’ or whatever they’re calling her, to could unite the party and bring in younger voters. Plus, ‘Locke/Lugaro’ has a nice ring to it.”

    “Yes,” Locke replied, “But she’s too young and inexperienced. Like you said, she just turned 35.”

    “Alright,” Kim offered another candidate, “Then how about Denise Juneau? She’s progressive and she’s gay; that’s very intersectional!”

    “But too regionally close,” the Campaign Manager dismissed the suggestion. “Picking her would give up the South, the Rust Belt, the Hispanic South, and much of the Suburbs.”

    “Janet Napolitano, the Head of West Point, in Virginia?” Kim asked.

    “She’s an unknown,” answered the Campaign Manager.

    “I’ll say,” added Locke, “I was about to say ‘who?’ before you described her bio.” The presumptive nominee for President sighed. “I’m not sure if we should pick someone connected to the Jackson and Wellstone administrations, seems the people want to move on from those hectic days.” Locke then made the same claim he had made behind closed doors before: that Republican obstructionism in the 110th and 112th Congresses was due to the inability too many progressive Democrats to compromise.

    With Mayor Jimmy McMillan declining interested alongside Lisa J. Simpson of Washington, J. P. Sarbanes of Maryland, and several others, Kim was correct, if not a bit obvious, when she then observed, “Picking the right running mate is quite the conundrum this time around.” [22]

    – Anna Garcia-Franklin’s Decision 2016: Grammer vs. Locke, Barnes & Noble, 2017




    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)

    [1] This quote is from OTL, and it can be found here: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes

    [2] Most passages here were pulled from this article: https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/2045871/israeli-firm-in-gaza-extracts-drinking-water-from-air

    [3] An OTL statement!: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-curb-immigration-stop-populists-trump-brexit

    [4] All italicized bits are from OTL!: https://www.washingtonpost.com/arch...ampaign/28324db0-44ca-47cb-980f-c6072cb9087c/

    [5] OTL Bob Ross quote! https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/102372.Bob_Ross

    [6] Thank you @Kennedy Forever for helping me with this paragraph

    [7] All of the italicized pieces of all of these passages were pulled from this OTL article: https://www.smh.com.au/opinion/crikey-praise-for-pm-puts-you-in-a-snake-pit-20031109-gdhqvg.html

    [8] This is an OTL quote, found on his wikipedia page!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin#Controversies

    [9] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes

    [10] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/102372.Bob_Ross

    [11] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/5250-michael-moore

    [12] This was an OTL thing!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_O_(political_group)

    [13] Japans’ 2nd female PM ITTL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renhō

    [14] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes

    [15] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/5250-michael-moore

    [16] The italicized part(s) of this passage found here: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/102372.Bob_Ross

    [17] This Bob Ross quote is from here: http://www.bobrossquotes.com/quotes.shtml

    [18] It was 1.78 degrees Fahrenheit for 2016 in OTL, according to: https://climate.nasa.gov/news/2537/nasa-noaa-data-show-2016-warmest-year-on-record-globally/#:~:text=Globally-averaged temperatures in 2016,the mid-20th century mean.&text=The 2016 temperatures continue a,(GISS) in New York. Which means that here, earlier and more effective efforts to curb climate change has already lead to a difference from OTL of about .06 degrees Fahrenheit!

    [19] Based on the results of the last chapter’s Democratic primaries poll, as they were on Sunday evening, E.S.T.

    [20] Peterson’s political views were shaped by him reading this book while studying to be a corporate lawyer during his time in college, which began in 1979, roughly 47 years after this TL’s POD: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson#Education

    [21] Also @Kennedy Forever: Candace Owens was born in 1989 IOTL, so wouldn’t the odds be heavily against her being born in TL with a POD of 1932?



    [22] Speaking of which, I made a poll concerning who Locke should pick to be his running mate: https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3526659x7d794022-106

    And here’s a breakdown of the 20 candidates on said poll (results should appear on the next “page” after you click the “vote” button):

    Gov. Hector Luis Acevedo of Puerto Rico, age 69 – A left-leaning centrist exiting office in 2017 after two successful terms, the former Mayor of San Juan has backed expanding education access and electoral reform throughout his lengthy lifelong political career; his selection could win over Hispanic voters.

    US Rep. Roy E. Barnes of Georgia, age 68 – In office since 2005, Barnes has maintained a moderate voting record, opposing government corruption and Chairing several House Committees; a championed debater, he could “run circles” around VP Brown; his selection could win over suburban voters.

    US Sen. Sherrod C. Brown of Ohio, age 64 – Serving in the Senate since 2007, the gravelly-voiced former Governor of Ohio (2003-2007) stayed out of the primaries but low-key preferred Ross to Locke; although his state’s Governor is a Republican who would appoint a Republican to his seat, Brown’s selection could win over progressive voters and former backers of Moore and Ross, and possibly help the party hold onto the increasingly Republican Rust Belt as well.

    US Sen. Sylvia Mary Mathews Burwell of West Virginia, age 51 – The Greek-American former US Secretary of Health and Humane Services and former OMB Director won election in a “red” state in 2014; this “rising star” in the Democratic Party could appeal to immigrant voters, female voters, and the Rust Belt.

    US Sen. Robert P. Casey Jr. of Pennsylvania, age 56 – In office since 2000, this popular moderate-populist politician has an impressive voting record and, if selected for the position of running mate, could appeal to former Michael Moore voters, win over suburban voters, and keep the Rust Belt in the Democratic column.

    Fmr US Sec. of Transportation Rick Codey of New Jersey, age 70 – After serving as Governor of the Garden State on four nonconsecutive occasions and overseeing immediate cleanup efforts to Hurricane Sandy in the closing days of the Wellstone administration, Codey could appeal to Rust Belt voters.

    Mayor of Detroit George Cushingberry Jr. of Michigan, age 64 – Entering office in 2010, Cushingberry has been credited with plateauing crime rates, albeit through some controversial methods, and was praised for peacefully quelling a riot concerning failing local banks in 2013; he could appeal to Black voters.

    Gov. Shirley C. Franklin of Georgia, age 71 – While her Presidential campaign ended before the first Primary Cluster, Franklin would bring executive experience to the ticket; she could win over female voters, young voters, Black voters, and possibly help the ticket win some states in the South.

    Gov. Barry N. “Big Tasty” Goldberg of Pennsylvania, age 47 – The young, energetic, bombastic and highly popular Governor of Pennsylvania could “destroy” Brown in the Vice Presidential debate, according to Locke’s optics team; he could win over Jewish voters, young voters, and Rust Belt voters.

    US Sen. Christopher C. “Chris” John of Louisiana, age 56 – With many connections to donors, this wealthy legislator has maintained a moderate voting record since entering the US Senate; his selection would have the potential to win over voters in the South as well as voters in the suburban regions of the US.

    US Rep. Monica S. Lewinsky of California, age 43 – With John McAfee’s rape accusation still on some people’s minds, one of the leading women’s rights advocates of the US House could help energize and mobilize female voters; her selection for running mate could also bring in younger voters as well.

    DNC Chair Benjamin M. McAdams of Potomac, age 42 – A state senator from 2009 to 2011, then a US Representative from 2011-2013, this unsuccessful 2012 candidate for the US Senate took won the DNC Chair position in 2013 and was instrumental in Locke winning this nomination; the Democratic Utahn with the highest national profile could win over western voters and help the campaign make the necessary donor connections to achieve victory in the fall.

    US Postmaster Gen. Ralph Nader of Connecticut, age 82 – After almost 50 years in various public offices, from EPA Administrator to US Labor Secretary to US Senator, maybe 2016 is the year that Nader finally joins a Presidential ticket; officially independent, he could appeal to independent and undecided voters.

    Fmr Gov. Vincent B. Orange Sr. of Potomac, age 59 – During his successful time in office, from 2007 to 2015, Orange oversaw the reforming of his state’s parks and pursued efforts to address housing issues, which could win over the support of NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan (I-NY); he could win over Black voters.

    US Sen. Kwame Raoul of Illinois, age 52 – A former Bob Ross surrogate, this Haitian-American lawmaker has upheld a progressive record focused on civil justice, early childhood education, domestic violence prevention, voting accessibility and political reform; he could improve minority voter turnout.

    US Sen. Sharon Sayles-Belton of Minnesota, age 65 – With a campaign style similar to Locke, and the two lawmakers having an amicable working relationship in the Senate, her selection could win over those to the left side of Locke who are concerned about community development, women’s rights, and education.

    Gov. Adelaide A. “Alex” Sink of Florida, age 68 – In office since 2015, Sink served as the Chief Financial Officer of Florida from 2007 to 2015, and has focused on child protection and financial reform; by selecting a fellow Asian-American to be his running mate, Locke could put the state Florida into play.

    Fmr Gov. Les Steckel of Virginia, age 70 – An NFL Quarterback for the Virginia Cavaliers before entering the state senate, Steckel was in office from 2010 to 2014, and is best known for his aggressive but effective management style, which could make him a formidable opponent in the VP debate against Brown.

    Mayor of Chicago Deval L. “Al” Wintersmith of Illinois, age 60 – Hailed for getting the Chicago Spire built, the reform-and-development-minded Wintersmith (born with the surname Patrick, he changed it to his mother’s maiden name after his father left them) could win over Black voters and Midwestern voters.

    US Rep. Shelli Renee Yoder of Indiana, age 48 – The former Miss America 1993 First Runner-Up has called for increasing recreadrug addiction treatment and reforming UHC to make elective surgery more affordable ever since entering office in 2013; she could appeal to female voters and young voters.

    Please vote!



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  • Chapter 112: July 2016 – January 2017

    “The most successful people I know believe in themselves almost to the point of delusion. …If you don’t believe in yourself, it’s hard to let yourself have contrarian ideas about the future. But this is where most value gets created.”

    – CEO Sam Altman of Open A.I. (OTL)



    …Looking back on his numbers among progressive voters, Locke reflected, “I think that people always just assumed that I was liberal because I came from Southeast Seattle,” [1] when the truth of the matter that Locke was actually to the right of progressives such as Wellstone, Jackson and even Bellamy. But the moderate-leaning Senator appeared to be liberal in the eyes of the public. As a result of the continuing misunderstanding among those outside of The Beltway, his selection of a fellow moderate would appear to be him reaching out to moderate voters, when he would actually be doubling down on his own campaign; conversely, his selection of a progressive would be perceived as him doubling down instead of the uniting of the party that it would truly be. Thus, picking a progressive running mate would not be as affective – for neither the campaign nor for a Locke administration – as picking a moderate would be.

    With this line of thinking, Locke again vetted the top two candidates for running mate – the progressive Monica Lewinsky and the moderate Bob Casey Jr. – and chose the latter.

    Casey came from the Rust Belt, while Lewinsky, a fellow West Coast resident, would not geographically balance the ticket. Casey had served in the Senate from a Red State since 2000, while Lewinsky had served in the House from a Blue State since 2011. Lewinsky basked in limelight, while Casey was comfortable leading from “behind the scenes.”

    The decision, while satisfying uninformed voters with the illusion of unity, was disquieting for party members who had backed the likes of Ross and Moore in the primaries, with former President Wellstone being the most critical. Former President Mondale and former Vice President Jerry Litton, however, considered Casey’s selection to be a “smart” move. Lewinsky’s speech at the DNC receiving more applause than Casey’s VP nomination acceptance speech, though, should have been seen as a sign that their road to the White House was going to be even tougher than they were expecting it to be.

    The DNC’s platform contributed to this by allegedly lacking ambition, calling for higher government regulations to protect the environment and essentially continuing most of the policies of the Jackson and Wellstone administration, with the notable exemption of low military budgets. Considered more moderate than those of Jackson and Wellstone overall, Ross delegates were upset that the platform failed to fully embrace environmentalist polices; while Ross’s proposed G.R.E.E.N. Deal became a plank, the former VP’s proposed E.P.I.C. Projects did not…

    – Tiffany Taliaferro’s Decision 2016: Grammar vs. Locke, Penguin Publishing, 2017



    I just wanted to show you all what a real Seattle native sounds like! …I’m so proud of my Chinese ancestry, but I was born and raised in America, and I really believe in American values, our American system, our freedom, our liberties. …My dad, of course, like a lot of Asian parents, wanted me to be an engineer or doctor and never could understand why I would want to be a lawyer. And then, when I first said I wanted to run for office, he thought that was absolutely insane. …The constant influx of new cultures, new ideas and new ways of looking at old problems is a big part of the reason why America has been the most dynamic economy in the world for well over a century. …The U.S. tries to provide immigrants who grow up here with a world-class education and imbue them with the can-do attitude that has long defined American innovation.” [2]

    – Gary Locke, accepting his party’s nomination for President, 7/7/2016




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    – The Balloon Drop, the final night of the 2016 Democratic National Convention, 7/5-8/2016



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    – DNC Chair Tony Villar (D-CA) rubbing his hands at the 2016 DNC, 7/8/2016; The Herring Network was quick to use this image often in its broadcasting



    …The campaign to re-elect President Kelsey Grammer seemed to be fairly straightforward. An administration presiding over a successful time of prosperous economic growth and expansion with low unemployment and no troops overseas? It should have been a cakewalk. But the problem rested in the internal political world of the GOP, as tacit support from some members of the Religious Right and McAfee diehards threatened to tear the Republican Party apart in a rather self-destructive manner…

    – Former White House Chief of Staff Susan Kennedy’s autobiography No Easy Task, Borders Books, 2019



    NYC MAYOR MCMILLAN ANNOUNCES THIRD-PARTY BID FOR PRESIDENT!

    …the officially-Independent Mayor said that he came to this decision after being dissatisfied with DNC platform for 2016, which he believes does not adequately address the nation’s rent problems…

    The New York Times, 7/11/2016



    ...The Mayor’s actions on Rent Control in 2014 and 2015 had yielded mixed-to-positive results. Despite businesses not being friendly to his administration, McMillan was able to pass laws without their support. He had limited vacancy increases passed, he reduced permanent rent increases in buildings of 35 units or more for individual apartment improvements, and he set the maximum rent for a standard one-bedroom apartment to $2,000, but acknowledged that this maximum rent should be subject to change with adjustments for inflation. To ensure this, the Rent Maximum Price Bill, which McMillan signed into law in early 2015, established that the rent cap would be adjusted for inflation every two years...

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    >MOTHER-POST: Just Announced: Milica Jovovich To Star In Jerrie Cobb Mini-Series

    >REPLY 1:
    Another Space Show? I thought those went out of style. This isn’t the 2000s decade!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:
    To be fair, this decade’s pop culture has more or less been all over the place. Unless Globalization itself is a theme, you can blame globalization and the technet for every theme, idea and culture being on the landscape making for a lack of any one singular pop-culture “image” dominating the rest.

    >REPLY 2:
    Looks good!

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 7/19/2016 posting



    SMALL STATE PASSES BIG MILESTONE IN SWITCHING TO RENEWABLE ENERGY

    …Governor John Carney of Delaware today announced that 50% of the state government’s electricity is now captured via renewable energy by arrays across the state, in a plan finally realized after over a decade of work. Begun under his predecessor, Governor Ruth Minner, the Clean Delaware Initiative project is the largest completed solar commitment by any state government in the United States and could serve as a reference point for similar statewide projects in the years ahead…

    The Boston Globe, 7/21/2016



    IT’S RANKING TIME?:

    …Efforts to implement Instant-Runoff Ranked Choice Voting at the federal level are on the rise, but some experts believe that the system is too complicated for a majority of Americans to understand. These statement come despite RCV having already been implemented in several U.S. states at the city level.

    Prove the critics wrong and educate yourself for a few minutes:

    [video: youtube.com /watch?v=8Z2fRPRkWvY ]

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 7/22/2016



    ALL THE REASONS WHY GRAMMER WILL WIN

    …under his leadership, the economy has significantly improved from the Unlucky Recession of 2013. …and most Americans approve of his handling of these subsequent economic windfalls…

    – National Review, late July 2016 issue



    …Virtual medical checkups became possible during the SARS Pandemic, when safezoning measures prevented many people from being closer than five feet to one another. As access to the technet and “technet literacy” rose, so did the use of virtual checkups. In 2016, an extensive study revealed that the rise in VMCs had contributed considerably to cutting down on UHC costs. This is because virtual work required far less real estate and renting of office space (due to there being, for example, no need for a corporeal waiting room, or other amenities…)...

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    CLAIM: Gary Locke was born in China and thus is not constitutionally eligible for the Presidency

    Source of claim: several conservative radio shows and multiple conservative netsites, beginning in late 2015

    VERDICT: 100% False

    EXPLANATION:

    Gary Locke is eligible for the United States Presidency because he was born in the United States. More specifically, he was born in Seattle, Washington on January 21, 1950. His campaign has already released his birth certificate, found here. His father was born in the Republic of China (better known as Taiwan and not to be confused with the People’s Republic of China) with ancestral roots in Shanghai, PRC; his mother was born in Taiwan as well, with ancestral roots in Hubei (central PRC). Rumors claiming that he is not eligible for the Presidency are supported by people opposed to his campaign and aim to deceive voters away from his candidacy for a variety of reasons which are discussed in further detail here.

    ADDITIONAL FACTOID: Gary Locke’s wife’s father’s half-sister is the granddaughter of Sun Yat-sen, who was the “father of the nation” of Taiwan and served as the 1st President of Taiwan in 1912.

    – factorfiction.co.can, 7/28/2016 entry



    LOCKE: 45%
    GRAMMER: 42%
    MCMILLAN: 3%
    OTHER: 1%
    UNDECIDED: 9%

    – Gallup poll, 7/29/2016



    ITALIAN P.M. LOSES POWER AS VOTERS VIEW POST-RECESSION POLICIES “UNNECESSARY”

    …In tonight’s Italian parliamentary elections, the NSA party, and with it, incumbent PM Bobo Craxi, lost majority control amid conservative backlash to Craxi’s allegedly “overreaching” large-government policies, with criticism focusing on emergency policies implemented at the height of the 2013 recession. The new Prime Minister of Italy is expected to be opposition leader Gianfranco Fini of the CAN party. …Italy took longer to recover from the 2013 recession than other nations such as the U.K., France and Germany, but their country market growth has nurtured criticisms of Craxi’s policies in recent months…

    The Daily Telegraph, 7/30/2016



    …Contrary to western media speculation, the main focus of China’s leadership in 2016 was not on the ascension of Gary Locke, the US’s first Taiwanese-American major-party nominee for President, but on a rising internal issue. The decades of lackluster environmental protection for the sake of manufacturing was beginning to clash with technet-based reports linking the nation’s pollution rates to health issues and a “deplorable” quality of life for those at the bottom rungs of Chinese society. The Green Marble Movement, a grassroots technet-based call for the PRC to reform its environmental policies such as join the Cairo Protocol, was small but rising in both prominence and popularity as the country’s environmental damage appeared to reach levels that could no longer be ignored, by neither the people nor their government. PRC Premier Yang Gang (b. 1953) oversaw the state respond to the GMM by tightening technet activities, allowing information to be released to the public concerning scientific data but censoring and prosecuting those who published editorials, “biased” articles, or even simplified descriptions of the scientific data, often accusing these “dissenters” of spreading anti-government misinformation…

    – Carl Krosinsky’s Modern China: A Complex Recent History, Borders Books, 2020



    “…Russian President Vladimir Nikolayev today signed legislation to deregulate his nation’s meat processing industry, claiming that the government red tape was, to quote the controversial leader, ‘communism in disguise,’ end-quote…”

    – BBC World News, 3/8/2016 broadcast



    …For running mate, McMillan doubled down and selected John James Capozzi Jr. of Potomac, another back of rent control efforts. A shadow member of the U.S. House for Washington, D.C. from 1995 to 1997, Capozzi won an actual US House seat from Potomac in 2008, and served from 2009 to 2011, losing re-election in 2010 and later mounting an unsuccessful bid for the Democratic nomination for Governor of Potomac in 2014.

    Capozzi worked with several key members of the Mayor’s Presidential campaign. Sabrina Sojourner, a BLUTAGO-American activist, was the campaigns communications director, while Sekou Biddle and Veronica O. Davis worked on strategizing, fundraising, and volunteer mobilizing. All three of them were originally from Potomac as well...

    …The “third party” banner of McMillan campaign had no official name; appeared in advertising as the “Rent Is Too Damn High” Party but appeared on the ballot as either the “Rent Control” Party, the “Rent Cap” Party, or even simply as just the “Rent” Party. In other cases, McMillan managed to win the ballot line of a state-level party, such as in Vermont, where he was the Liberty Union party’s nominee, and in other places still, McMillan was listed as an independent. Also on some tickets was a different running mate. The Liberty Union party selected one of their own for the bottom of the ticket, while in the state of Illinois, McMillan’s initial “placeholder” running mate (Steve Rauschenberger (R-IL), a former state senator (1993-2007) and two-time nominee for the U.S. House) appeared in the VP slot instead of Capozzi…

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    A FIVE-RING CIRCUS: How To Watch The NYC Olympics

    New York City, NY – Every four years, a certain section of the American population will become obsessed with a particular quadrennial event – the President race, the World Cup, maybe Cobain and Love’s latest spat or health crises. And then there’s the Olympics, those globally-watched measurements of mankind’s physical abilities, accomplishments and limitations. This time around, the games kicked off at 7:30 PM tonight with a grand Opening Ceremony at the Big Apple’s new Olympic stadium… Mayor McMillan did not attend the festivities…

    The Grand Rapids Press, 8/5/2016



    “Under Jesse Jackson, the Democrats got to expand the union from 50 states to 52 states. Now it’s the GOP’s turn. Now it’s the time to make new states out of places like American Samoa, the Virginia Islands, the conservative half of California, Cuba, Jamaica, whichever, you know what I mean.”

    – political analyst Bill Kristol, Grammer supporters, conservative radio interview, 8/9/2016; the comment was widely ridiculed by technetters on many ontech social media platforms



    MOTHER-POST: Query: What’s with all the American nutjobs in Mexico and other places?

    I’ve lived in Sonora, Mexico all my life and one trend I’ve noticed lately is that over the past many years the number of white people in town has steadily risen. They’re almost all either one of two kinds of Americans. They either are polite professionals who have moved here for a business project, or are annoying proudly-American nut-jobs walking around with useless weaponry, often times making true locals uncomfortable, especially when they butcher the Spanish language. Am I alone in witnessing this influx of Caucasians?

    >REPLY 1:
    I’m aware of this trend, friend. Lots of gun-happy American nut-jobs are moving to Mexico because it’s much easier to get a gun down. In most of the US’s states, it’s actually not too hard to get your hands on a .22 caliber, revolver, single shot weapon, pistol, taser, bow/arrow, or crossbow for either self-defense or animal hunting. All you have to do is pass a background check and have an unexpired license, and after what is typically a two-week waiting period, you’re all set. But some Americans want to have and own semi-autos and even autos, full-on machine guns, cannons, and even grenade launchers. For those they need to go outside the US, and if you can afford buying that kind of weaponry, you can afford the relocating that can now come with it.

    >REPLY 2:
    You’re not alone. I live in Mexico City. There were never so many whites around here twenty years ago – they are everywhere it seems nowadays.

    – friendtechtalk.co.mex, a Mexico-based chat-forum-hosting netsite, 8/15/2016 posting (translated)



    AUSTRALIA’S FIRST HYDROGEN TRUCKS COME TO PORT KEMBLA AS PART OF LANDMARK “GO GREEN” PROJECT

    The first heavy vehicles to be powered by hydrogen in Australia have just become publicly available to own, rolling out of production in Port Kembla after the New South Wales government approved funding for the landmark project under the final Ignatieff government. The largest producer of hydrogen in the country, Coregas, is behind the plan to harness the power of two acquired hydrogen-powered prime movers and build a hydrogen refueling facility at its Port Kembla plant. Coregas’ ambitious project was green-lit in 2004, after it received half-a-million dollars in backing from the state government in a generous round of the Port Kembla Community Investment Fund

    – abc.net.au/news, 8/20/2016 [3]



    WITH OLYMPICS OVER, NYC ASKS: “NOW WHAT?”

    …The city if left with Olympic-sized stadiums and other facilities that will now have to be repurposed in order for them to remain economically beneficial to New Yorkers…

    The New York Post, 8/21/2016



    THE SWEET SIDE OF THE HOUSE: A Brief History of the Decades-Long Tradition of the U.S. House Candy Desks

    Washington, D.C. – Inside the United States House of Representatives is a mother lode that to a young child is far greater than any treasure chest full of gold. It is the house Candy Desks, two traditional 19th-century pedestal desks found on the floor of the House chamber. Both desks – one manned by a Republican, the other by a Democrat – are filled with various sweets and confections, though the exact contents depend on their “holders,” the congresspersons assigned to the desks and tasked with keeping them full to the brim with tasty goodies, in order to supply their fellow lawmakers with what are known as sweets in the UK and lollies in Australia.

    The tradition of the US House Candy Desks was begun by George Murphy in 1967, after the former song-and-dance man was elected to the House in 1966, after initially trying to enter politics by running for the US Senate in 1964. With the official US House rules and regulations forbidding food to be eaten on the House floor, the sweet-toothed Murphy began to sneak in candy and hide it in his desk, stealthily taking one now and again, before beginning to hand them out to his friends in the GOP. Murphy’s “desk of surprises” became an open secret within the House GOP until in 1968, when freshman Republican Congressman Philip G. Bixler of Illinois switched to the Democratic Party, and brought the secret to the other side of the aisle, which had long suspected of shenanigans by the occasional crinkling sounds candy wrappers and congregating of Republican staffers and lawmakers around George Murphy’s desk. With the House GOP’s secret revealed, House Democrats, reportedly “angry” of the Republicans for keeping the candy to themselves, conceived their own House Candy Desk.

    The sweets then remained an open secret on Capitol Hill until 1986, when, in an effort to distance themselves from President Denton amid his possible impeachment, House Republicans publicly acknowledged the no-food “rule bending,” with House Democrats, not to be undone, releasing a similar statement a few days later.

    However, the desks are not always a symbol of DC partisan division. In fact, one can tell how united the Congress is by how many House members walk around the room to reach the other party’s candy desk. For example, when President Iacocca was killed, both desks – typically placed randomly around the room every two years, at the beginning of each new congress – were pushed together and made open to all members. However, during the congressional gridlock against President Wellstone in 2011, not a single Democrat or Republican was reported to have crossed the aisle for 22 straight months.

    The tradition of the Candy Desks has stayed alive and well over these many years due to its reported positive effects on lawmakers. Most notably, the inclusion of sugary sweets allegedly helped US House members stay awake and focused during the long hours of the investigations into Denton’s connection to the Lukens Hush money Scandal and the subsequent impeachment proceedings.

    Filled with goodies to satisfy the taste buds of sweet-toothed lawmakers and energize them during long work hours, the Candy Desks reminds us all that the millionaire politicians sent to Washington can often behave like children in more ways than one.

    – Time Magazine, late August 2016 issue



    LIST OF HOLDERS OF THE HOUSE REPUBLICAN CANDY DESK

    1967-1977: 1) George L. Murphy (CA, 1902-1992) – retired
    1977-1985: 2) William L. “Bill” Dickinson (AL, 1925-2008) – lost re-election
    1985-1993: 3) James M. “Jim” Ramstad (MN, b. 1946) – resigned to join Iacocca administration
    1989-1999: 4) Hawkins H. Menefee Jr. (TX, b. 1945) – lost re-election
    1999-2005: 5) Richard J. “Dick” Santorum (PA, b. 1958) – lost re-election
    2005-2007: 6) Richard G. “Rick” Renzi (AZ, b. 1958) – relinquished duties
    2007-2008: 7) William H. “Bill” Hudnut III (IN, b. 1932) – relinquished duties
    2008-2011: 8) Eugene Clay (Clay) Shaw Jr. (FL, 1939-2013) – relinquished duties
    2011-2015: 5) Richard J. “Dick” Santorum (PA, b. 1958) – lost re-election
    2015-present: 9) Ramona Gail McIver Phillips (AK, b. 1944) – incumbent

    Murphy passed the custom on to an ally of his, starting the tradition of the outgoing Candy Desk holder having sway over their successor. With a rich history of making puns, Menefee carved the motto “Cavity Emptor” onto the GOP Candy Desk in 1991 (and then purportedly called for a “move to filling-bustering”) [4]. Santorum’s ascension to the position led to the Hershey’s candy company of his home town of Pennsylvania to donate culinary supplies to the desk, leading in turn to congresspersons tied to candy companies gaining preference when selecting the next Candy Desk Holder.

    LIST OF HOLDERS OF THE HOUSE DEMOCRATIC CANDY DESK

    1968-1979: 1) Joseph David “Joe D.” Waggoner, Jr. (LA, 1918-2007) – retired
    1979-1991: 2) George Thomas “Tom” Turnipseed (SC, b. 1936) – lost re-election
    1991-1999: 3) Robert Douglas “Bob” Bullock Sr. (TX, 1929-1999) – died in office
    1999-2005: 4) Juanita Millender (CA, 1938-2007) – retired
    2005-2009: 5) Jeffrey A. “Jeff” Merkley (OR, b. 1956) – resigned to join the Wellstone administration
    2009-present: 6) Ronald I. Buxton (PA, b. 1949) – incumbent

    While Waggoner filled the Democratic Desk strictly with hard candies, Turnipseed diversified its contents with gummy candies, jelly beans, M&Ms, and, after 1986, donations from candy stores from his home state, sparking a trend. Bullock diversified its contents even further by handing out cookies; according to an unconfirmed rumor, this led to US Representatives meeting behind closed doors to determine whether or not a cookie could be treated as a “candy” in this particular context; their inclusion was approved by an overwhelming majority, according to the rumor. Like the GOP’s Santorum, Buxton accepts donated sweets from Hershey to supply the Democrats’ Desk with chocolates.

    – knowldgepolitics.co.usa, c. August 2016



    LEADERS OF CUBA AND GUATEMALA SIGN “LANDMARK” TRADE DEAL

    Associated Press, 8/29/2016



    GRAMMER: 45%
    LOCKE: 43%
    MCMILLAN: 5%
    OTHER: 1%
    UNDECIDED: 6%

    – Gallup poll, 8/30/2016



    …DNC Chair Benjamin “Benjy” McAdams worked enthusiastically to get the Locke campaign to appeal to libertarians by emphasizing his western roots when meeting with wealthy potential donors from places such as Texas and Nevada. McAdams also sought to improve Locke’s standing among minority voters in Arizona, Colorado and New Mexico, states won in 2008 but lost in 2012…

    – Tiffany Taliaferro’s Decision 2016: Grammar vs. Locke, Penguin Publishing, 2017



    “A LITTLE NOW OR A LOT LATER”: PM Balls Implements Controversial Plan To Combat Post-Recession Deflation Concerns

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 4/9/2016



    BEST LEADERS WE NEVER HAD

    Here’s a thread for discussing political figures who are underused, underrated, and underutilized in our TLs. People with unique personalities, positions, histories, etc., who, under the right circumstances, could have been interesting leaders in their respective countries. This thread could help new AH writers avoid clichéd figures in favor of unsung figures from history.

    > POST 1:
    How about Tony Blair for UK PM – he served in several cabinet positions under Lennon, but he feuded with him a lot. He’s an interesting and somewhat charismatic man in his own right, and he supported immediately joining the coalition forces at the start of KW2; if he was PM during that time, he could have been in office for as long as Lennon, if not longer even!
    For the UK’s first PM, you could go for a better experienced MP like Barbara Castle, Margaret Thatcher, Mary McAlister or even Margaret Beckett.

    > POST 2:
    At some point, Mary Scranton could have run for President. She was the wife of the Vice President of Colonel Sanders, William Scranton, but she served in several high-profile positions, and ran for a US Senate seat in the late 1970s and again in the early 1980s. Had she won her first try, she could have ended up as a (somewhat old) President, or at least Vice President, in 1985, 1989 or 1993.

    >> REPLY 1 to POST 2:
    Didn’t she die recently?

    >>> REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to POST 2:
    Yes, she died on December 26, 2015 at age 97.

    > POST 3:
    Four off the top of my head:
    Jacob Coxey – a progressive Ohioan who lived from 1854 to 1951. He was sort of ahead of his time and jumped around from one political party to another, and apart from serving as the Mayor of Massillon, Ohio for the year of 1931, he was pretty much a perennial candidate for his entire life, but, man, what a candidate! A real missed opportunity.
    George McGovern – not a relative of the heavily unappreciated Jim McGovern, this is the father of US Senator Teresa McGovern (actually, she would be a pretty interesting alternate President, too, but I digress). George here ran twice for the US Senate and lost, then served two two-year terms as Governor, from 1971 to 1975, before losing re-election. According to his clickopedia article he was a really progressive guy considering when he was most prominent
    Gerald Ford – an alternate Jack Kemp? He was a US Congressman who got his start playing football. He ran for GOP House leader in 1965 but lost in the wake of The Colonel’s unexpected victory in 1964 and the GOP regaining many seats under the leadership of GOP leader Halleck. Then he lost a bid for higher office. Not too charismatic, but he could have gone places had things gone his way.
    Jimmy Carter – arguably the best President we never had! He played a key role in ushering in the era of “Our Delicate Peace” in the Middle East; if he was able to do that as Secretary of State, imagine what he could have done as President!

    >> REPLY 1 to POST 3:
    I doubt Ford would have become President. He wanted to be House Speaker and only ran for the Senate because he was “cast out” – Halleck basically blacklisted him from his preferred committees to “punish” him for challenging him in ’65. The House Speakership is not a launchpad for the Presidency, or at least, it hasn’t been since 1844.

    > POST 4:
    Fulwar Skipwith (1765-1839) – the first, last and only leader of the short-lived Republic of West Florida in 1810, he was a distant cousin of Thomas Jefferson who married into Flemish aristocracy. His name alone merits more use!

    >> REPLY 1 to POST 4:
    JSYK (just so you know), there’s already an entire site to devoted to political leaders based solely on their unusual names: https://politicalstrangenames.blogspot.co.usa/

    > POST 5:
    American dynasties are kind of hard to come by. How about, instead of John Adams and John Quincy Adams, some TL has Ambassador Joe Kennedy and his son Jack, or Florida governor LeRoy Collins and his son LeRoy Jr., or the aforementioned George and Terri McGovern?

    – counterfactual.co.usa, 9/9/2016 thread



    …Fundraising efforts for President Grammer received a boost after the RNC. A one R. Randolph “Randy” Brinson (b. 1957), a Republican physician and activist from Alabama, was leading a regional “get out the vote” drive across the South, getting young people and conservative people registered to vote ahead of election day, to the point of Brinson backing legislation to make registration automatic upon turning 18. The doctor’s efforts were proving to be very successful as the weeks went on. In September, Rev. Dale Huckabee gave Brinson’s efforts a boost by helping to get 12.1million people registered at churches across the Bible Belt…

    – Tiffany Taliaferro’s Decision 2016: Grammar vs. Locke, Penguin Publishing, 2017



    THIRTY YEARS AFTER MULLIGAN

    …this month marks the 30-year anniversary of the High Court of Australia’s landmark 1986 decision of Mulligan vs. Western Australia. Often referred to as simply the Mulligan Decision, the Mulligan High Court Decision overturned previous decisions that had declined to recognize native land claims, reversing decades-long policy and recognizing that some Indigenous Australians do have property rights and can claim them with a new legal term of “native title”…

    Frankie, Australian magazine, September 2016 issue



    Anchor Alisyn CAMEROTA: “The upcoming debates between Locke and Grammer are most likely going to focus on foreign intervention, renewable infrastructure projects, and the size and role of government, with less focus on social issues unless the moderators care to touch on Grammer’s pro-life views on abortion.”

    Prof. Janice FINE: “If this was a debate between Ross and Grammer, it would not just be a debate over the size and role of government due to there being a lot of overlap on some points there. It would have been a sort of ‘Battle of Personalities.’ Grammer is charismatic, while Ross is personable, uplifting, and optimistic. Grammer’s supporters view him as reliable and charming, while Ross has this almost-infectious ability to see the best in everyone. Both men have witty senses of humor and quick with the retort and the sound bite, but Ross has that sunny disposition as well.”

    CAMEROTA: “So what do you expect from the grammar-Locke debates.”

    FINE: “I’ll be blunt – I fear the President will mop the floor with Locke. He’s personable and charming, but not at the level that Kelsey Grammer is at. Both men are good debaters – Locke’s much better, actually – he can easily defend his positions – but I’m looking at this from an optics point of view. And that view does not look pretty for Locke, but it does look pretty for the President.”

    – Kennedy News Network roundtable discussion, 9/14/2016 broadcast



    MELTING FLOWERS: The Nuking of El Dorado

    Premiered: September 15, 2016
    Genre(s): sci-fi/religious/hidden-history/fantasy

    Directed by: Greg Sestero
    Written by: Neil Breen and Jeff Nathanson
    Produced by: Neil Breen

    Cast:
    Manuel-Ramos Ruiz as Hupi
    Yalitza Gutierrez as Ruha
    Maria-Anna Melendez as Daya
    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:
    The City of Gold is located deep in the jungles of the Amazon. Hupi, an adolescent native, has no friends because he does not understand the ways of his generation; everyone is becoming increasingly greedy, selfish, and immoral. He decides to leave the city during the night after seeing his sister, Ruha, drunkenly enter the bed-hut of someone other than her fiancé. That night, their Gods (revealed to be aliens) detonate a nuclear device over the entire city to “clean off” the land, leaving nothing alive in its wake. The crater in the Earth left behind is then filled in by water from the nearby river. Hupi, with Daya, a girl who followed him out of the city, are the only survivors. Hupi determines that the Gods punished the City of Gold for their greed and decides to make a new life for himself with Daya in another village, marry, anachronistically converting to a Christianity-like religion, and deciding to tell their children the story of the loss of their once glorious home, the city made almost entirely out of gold.

    Development:
    Breen covered the cost of the film’s production; it remains Breen's most expensive film to make. The movie was filmed near Flagstaff, Arizona over the course of six weeks, with reshoots being extensive and production being put on hold twice due to food poisoning. Gutierrez later sued Breen for labor violations; the conflict was settled out of court.

    Reception:
    The film was universally disliked. Nearly all critics panned it, and almost all audiences disliked its awkward combination of contradicting sci-fi and religious elements and themes at its "atrociously bad" special effects, with even fans of Breen’s previous films expressing disappointment in it.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    KELLY N. HILLENBURG JR., 80

    …the father of businessman and SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine founder Stephen Hillenburg died at Robert King High Memorial Hospital yesterday afternoon at the age of 80 from undisclosed cause. Hillenburg was born on July 16, 1936, in Roanoke, Virginia, to Kelly N. Hillenburg Sr. and Anna Mae (Vest) Hillenburg. Kelly served his country in the US Army, attended the Virginia Military Institute, and was employed by Hughes Aircraft for many years. A member of several local community groups and organizations in his home town of Youngstown, Ohio, Hillenburg and his wife often spent the summers with their children in Florida, and had many great memories with friends and family. Hillenburg is survived by his loving wife of 57 years, Nancy (Dufour) Hillenburg; sons, Stephen Hillenburg and wife Carol of Miami, FL and Bryan Hillenburg and wife Isabel of New Smyrna Beach, FL; grandchildren, Clayton, Emma, James, Marcy and Hazel; a brother, Gregory Hillenburg and wife, Martha, of Perryman, MD; and several nieces and nephews. [5]

    The Miami Herald, obituary section, 9/18/2016




    …There is a world of difference between an incumbent running for re-election and his opponent trying to claim their office, other than the starkly different campaign war chest sizes, of course. An opponent only discusses action, while an incumbent can actually take action on something. An example of this phenomenon came about when the 2016 Democratic nominee claimed that he would be tougher on China’s government. White House officials soon reminded people, via a flurry of ads on TV and ontech, that the President had already had officials file an Unfair Trading case against the PRC at the World Trade Organization over allegations of wage theft back in June of 2016...

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    KFC TO BEGIN SELLING EDIBLE NAIL POLISH TO PROMOTE THEIR “FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD” OFFERINGS [6]

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    …The global company’s latest gimmick was announced today in a major presentation of the new products, available for a limited time only…

    Comments Section:

    >COMMENT 1:
    Has it really come to this? I thought these guys were the best, you know? Like they were the top-quality brand?

    >REPLY 1 to COMMENT 1:
    Their food is still top-notch, but the same just can’t be said about their advertising department. Well, at least not anymore anyway. Not since The Colonel passed away.

    >COMMENT 2:
    #BringBackTheCartoonColonel

    >REPLY 1 to COMMENT 2:
    (sitcom mom overacting, hands on hips, overly enthusiastic smile) Oh, is that you, Randy Quaid? Oh, you character you! :p

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 9/22/2016



    Political analyst BILL KRISTAL: “It is imperative that Grammer wins re-election. The economy cannot afford another four-term President.”

    Anchor ANDERSON COOPER: “Okay, care to explain that?”

    KRISTAL: “Studies and financial trends prove that politicians losing re-election over and over promotes instability, first political instability then economic instability. Kemp losing a bid for his own term in 1988 was followed by the early 1990s recession. Bellamy losing re-election in 1992 led to economic trouble for Lee Iacocca, Dinger losing re-election in 2000 led to all kinds of instability in the early 2000s, and Wellstone losing in 2012 may have contributed to the effects of the Unlucky Recession. But Grammer has to win re-election for reasons beyond politics. Grammer is leading this country’s culture toward a new a better direction that views small government more favorably because people are seeing that it is working. And regarding the 22nd Amendment, you know, what’s the point of having two terms if a President can’t win re-election?[7]

    COOPER: “Hm, I see. Mr. Reich, you counterpoint?”

    Former US Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Bill, I’m impressed. You got the thesis right, but all the supporting facts were wrong. Yes, frequently changing governments can impede progress – you can see that sort of thing happen in many countries both nowadays and throughout history – but the early 1990s recession was due to the irresponsible fiscal policies of the Denton administration, the economic trouble under Iacocca was due to Iacocca’s trade wars, and the instability of the early 2000s was due to the recession of 1999 combined with the SARS pandemic!”

    KRISTAL: “Well, um, that just shows what you know!”

    REICH: “Yes. On that note, I agree with you.”

    – CBS News, roundtable discussion, 9/24/2016 broadcast



    MCMILLAN FAILS TO QUALIFY FOR PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES

    The New York Times, 9/25/2016



    “…hundreds of Southern Australians are without power as storms continue to roll across the region…”

    – Australian Broadcasting Corporation, 9/26/2016



    EX-WH STAFFER REVEALS: VP Brown Was “Inches Away” From Being Dropped From The 2016 Ticket

    …President Grammer and his team of advisors and analysts were seriously contemplating replacing Brown with a less controversial nominee that would still appeal to conservatives while being much easier to work with while in the White House.” Being able to work with other conservatives, the names of US Senator Spencer Bachus (R-AL), Governor David Woods (R-AL) and US Senator Hillary Rodham-Clinton (R-TN) were all floated for a possible “replacement” situation more than once…

    The New York Times, 9/27/2016 exposé



    “My fellow Americans ain’t dumb enough to fall for lies and garbage not even good enough for a third rate tabloid, so of course it ended up in the Times.”

    – VP Harley Brown, claiming a recent NYT article’s claims are false, 9/29/2016



    LOCKE: 46%
    GRAMMER: 44%
    MCMILLAN: 4%
    OTHER: 1%
    UNDECIDED: 5%

    – Gallup poll, 9/30/2016



    POPE PATRICK I MOURNS PASSING OF ALLY CARDINAL

    …Catholic Church Cardinal Peter Leo Gerety (born July 19, 1912 in California) was the oldest living Catholic cardinal in the world at the time of his passing, on September 20 at the age of 104. A revered former reverend and archbishop had been a strong ally of the Pope for decades. Pope Patrick I today honored him in a speech at the Vatican, praising his contributions to the church, beginning with his time as the Bishop of Portland, Maine…

    The Boston Globe, 10/1/2016



    The first Presidential Debate, which focus almost entirely on domestic issues, was held on October 4, and was considered to be cordial, but intense. Grammer was initially put on defense by Locke over his tax plan and social views, only for Grammer to counter with his record, stating that his handling of the 2013 recession was responsible for the economy being in a state of healthy growth at the time. When the moderators brought up the proposed E.P.I.C. Projects Program and G.R.E.E.N. Deal, Locke was hesitant to question the viability of the former being able to work, but praised the push to globally reduce emissions. Grammer gave a similar response that focused more on the private business side of things, saying that he would support variation of both proposals if he was certain that they would not curb “independent innovation” in both the power industries and the private sector.

    [snip]

    Grammer replied, “Ending fossil fuel subsidies outright would kill the coal industry, at a time when it still employs thousands of American workers. It’d be like demolishing a condemned building before all the people can get out. The subsidies need to be weaned out to give coal workers ample time to find new jobs in the growing renewable energy industries.”

    [snip]

    Grammer called for the national Inheritance Tax to be again lowered, this time by implementing a ratio rate of just 2% across the board, while Locke wanted more rich inheritors to pay a “much higher” rate than low-income inheritors. Locke took an even more assertive stance, however, on Corporate Tax rates and top Income Tax rates, which would be raised under Locke’s proposed economic plan.

    [snip]

    Grammer was seen as the victor of the night by a majority of polls, and this was understandable – the economy was on the rise, Grammer appeared willing to work with Democrats to pass legislation that would benefit both parties as well as most Americans, and while military bases overseas were re-opening, the U.S. was not at war with a single country.

    – Tiffany Taliaferro’s Decision 2016: Grammar vs. Locke, Penguin Publishing, 2017



    …The Vice Presidential debate on October 11, between Bob Casey Jr. and Harley Davidson Brown, was viewed as a missed opportunity both beforehand and retrospectively. While Casey got some jabs in by condemning the VP for past comments and “jokes” for their ability to offend, Brown got in more cuts by lambasting Casey’s voting record, which, after 25 years in the Senate, was extensive and sometimes contradictory. Post-debate polls showed that undecided voters had found Brown’s assertiveness and defense of his own positions to be more encouraging of his leadership abilities than Casey’s arguably milquetoast praising of Locke while shying away from the most conservative parts of his voting record; as a result, Brown was declared the “winner” of the debate.

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    Pictured: Vice President Brown explains his "plan of attack" for addressing natural disasters; the "President" half of the "Vice President" label on his iconic biker jacket is visible from under his left arm

    Casey’s lackluster debate performance revealed that Casey was a good candidate for the long-term goal of Vice President, but a poor candidate for the short-term position of running mate. While someone more dynamic like Governor Goldberg, a progressive firebrand like Monica Lewinsky, for even a “middle lane” politician like Sylvia Burwell, could have allegedly “run circles” around Harley Brown, Casey failed to leave an impact. Another reason for this was partially due to the debate highlighting more similarities between the two men than differences. For example, during the debate, Brown pointed out that he supported “responsible fracking,” while Senator Casey had voted against a ban on hydraulic fracking in 2006 and again in 2010 before shifting to an anti-fracking stance in 2012; the prodding reinforced the reservations that some progressive Democrats had had about supporting Casey for running mate back when his selection was announced earlier that year…

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    MCCAIN TALKS FAMILY VALUES DURING RE-ELECTION BID AS POLLLS TIGHTEN

    …Governor Barack “Rocky” McCain running on a more culture-based campaign theme this time around, touting his accomplishment in office but also backing socially conservative talking points such as “a strong country starts at home.” In one stump speech, McCain stated “if…we are honest with ourselves, we’ll admit that…too many fathers are…missing from too many lives and too many homes.” [8]

    Comments Section:

    >COMMENT 1:

    Such a sellout smh

    – themontanastandard.co.usa, 10/14/2016



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    – Gary Locke on the campaign trail, 10/15/2016



    LOCKE: “I understand that the potential for any additional expense is never welcomed by American businesses no matter how well the economy is performing. But in long run, the expansion of worker rights will cut employment costs for U.S. businesses, not expand them.”

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “Every year, some 12,000 high school students – many of them star students and leaders in their communities – are unable to go to college or get a good job because they have no legal status. We have to fix that.”

    [snip]

    GRAMMER: “This administration has taken a strong stance on the world stage, refusing to ignore the human rights violations that were unfolding in Sudan and helping Europe recover from the 2013 recession. If you re-elect me, the last four years of successful foreign policy will be followed by four more years of successful foreign policy.”

    MODERATOR: “Thank you. Senator Locke, same question.”

    LOCKE: “China must play by the international rules, the international trading system from which they’ve benefited so much. But the President’s tough act will not benefit anyone when the inevitable time comes for him to fully address the issue of jobs being outsourced to places like China and India. If the Chinese can’t buy U.S. products, they’ll buy them from European countries and then develop stronger economic ties with France and Germany and perhaps side more with those countries when international issues flare up. That is why we need a foreign policy that is welcoming to international collaboration and trade, and only firm when American and Global interests and benefits are directly at risk.”

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “We need the private sector to succeed, because if the private sector succeeds, America succeeds. Because it’s not the government that produces jobs, it’s the private sector. The Federal Jobs Guarantee program is not enough in ensure that the next generation is as innovative as the last several. There needs to be a balance of federal job creation and the federal government supporting the job creation found in the private sector.”

    MODERATOR: “Mr. President, your response please.”

    GRAMMER: “Gary, your policy makes no sense. You can’t support the private sector while at the same time suppressing it with red tape because that just doesn’t make any sense. Being pro-jobs and anti-business is like being pro-egg and anti-chicken!” [9]

    [snip]

    LOCKE: “If it means bringing democracy to China, we should welcome Chinese investment in the United States with open arms.”

    CROWD: [mix of cheers and jeers]

    – snippets from the Second Locke-Grammer Presidential Debate, 10/18/2016 [10]



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    – President Kelsey Grammer standing at his podium during the Second Grammer-Locke debate, 10/17/2016



    “Senator Gary Locke has the experience, the ideas, and the drive to make a great President – one that we can all be proud of!”

    – former US President Walter Mondale, surrogate campaigner for the Locke/Casey’16 ticket, Charlotte, NC rally, 10/19/2016



    Attendee Gavin CATO: “Mr. President, as someone who is of Guyanese descent, I have experienced racism and have twice survived attacks on my life because of the color of my skin. Since Senator Locke became a prominent figure in this race in January, hate crimes against Asian Americans have increased 11%. How would you address hatred during a second term?”

    GRAMMER: “There is no acceptable level of violence, not a bit. If one moves the barrier of inactivity a bit each time a small transgression – a sneer, a dirty look – it welcomes a bit more aggressiveness – slurs, threats – and then more aggressions until someone ends up hurt or worse. It must be nipped in the bud, and I believe it can be. All of us must take seriously even small hints of hate, because slurs can lead to threats can lead pestering can led to assault. My administration has been actively opposing rumors against my opponent’s racial background from the start, and has always promoted the American principle of equality, and that will continue into a second Grammer administration, if that is what the voters want. This wave of attacks is part of a larger, more deeply seated issue, and so it requires a united front among all groups, liberal and conservative, young and old, all the faiths, all the classes, all the races, and businesses and schools. Now, Gary has confronted this issue as well and I commend his efforts to create healthy relationships with anti-hatred groups, and as President I have urged such groups to work with law enforcement, including the US Justice Department, and with prevention groups. We all must resolve our differences with discussion and reason, through words, through understanding, and expose and denounce hate crimes by getting to the press and telling them what’s what, by getting the word out. Do not give in to apathy or fear, stand strong for your neighbors, stay united for your community. Because, for all of their alleged flag-waving, true freedom-loving Americans fight hatred and violence, not their fellow Americans. My administration denounces and is ashamed of anyone spreading lies about Gary here, or about anyone with Asian ancestry, because this isn’t about this one election, this is about common decency. Mistreatment begets mistreatment. We are not barbarians, we are not haters, we are Americans. And we are better at getting along than the haters hope we are.”

    LOCKE: “May I also say something?”

    MODERATOR: “The President referred to you in his answer, so yes.”

    LOCKE: “Thank you. I just want to say that the President’s efforts to curb the rise in hate crimes is commendable. The Southern Poverty Law Center tracks hundreds of active hate groups consisting of only a handful of people with just technet access to spread their vitriol, but the fact remains that roughly 95% of hate crimes are from not groups but from individuals, people driven by propaganda and misinformation. People forgotten or rejected, people who suffer from feelings of isolation or from mental illness. They need to know that hatred is not the answer. They need to know this because we cannot accept the unraveling of America’s rich culture. And we need to promote that culture at the community, state and national levels, because we all need to stay vigilant. We need to move from ‘thoughts and prayers’ to bolder action. When a hate crime occurs and nobody speaks up, then you have to speak up. Don’t make excuses for ignoring another’s misery; don’t say you’re too busy with your own life to care about someone else’s, because that doesn’t help; if anything, that worsens the problem. One great promotion that I have seen work in many places across this great country of ours is dinner clubs where there are no speakers but there is one and only one rule – sit next to someone you don’t know. It encourages people of different backgrounds to learn something that haters want people to be blind to: that we all want the same thing – to do what’s right, to do best by our families, to try to have good lives, to have liberty, and to pursue happiness.”

    [snip]

    Attendee Kevin Michael KOWALCYK: “Um, Mr. Senator, I will not be old enough to vote on Election Day, but will turn 18 on December 10, just 33 days afterwards, and before this election’s winner enters office. My home state of Wisconsin is holding a voter initiative this November; if passed, it will lower the voting age for state-level elections to 17. As President, would you support an adjustment to the 25th Amendment to allow people like me, who will turn 18 before the inauguration but not before the election, to vote in said election?”

    LOCKE: “I would, because in America, the circumstances of your birth should never be held against you. In America, it should not matter where you were born or into what class you were born, or even when you were born. If you are an upstanding, law-abiding citizen, then a technicality like that should not inhibit your ability to participate in the democratic process.”

    – snippets from the Locke-Grammer Presidential Debate/Town Hall Event, Saturday, 10/22/2016



    POLL: Grammer Considered The “Winner” Of Yesterday’s Town Hall Debate, 48%-45%, 7% Unsure

    – Gallup, 10/23/2016



    FUNDRAISING SPECS: Locke, Closing In On Grammer, Still Lags Behind

    – nationalreview.co.usa, 10/25/2016 e-report



    LATEST FISCAL QUARTERS HIGHLIGHT MARKET REBOUND

    …with the economy going strong and seemingly getting stronger, investors are returning to the stock market…

    The Wall Street Journal, 10/26/2016



    TULSI: Running For U.S. President To Break Up The U.S.?

    …Tulsi Gabbard, the 35-year-old daughter of former Hawaiian Governor Mike Gabbard, is a usually-Republican perennial candidate from Hawaii who is of Samoan ancestry. For some reason, she is running for President this year on a pro-Samoa statehood ticket. Running almost exclusively in Hawaii and the west coast, where Samoan population is highest, Tulsi may be hoping to deadlock the Electoral College in order to play kingmaker in a contingent election, and give the Presidency to whichever candidate will pledge to hold a referendum on the subject. However, such trouble would probably all be for naught, as the latest poll concerning A.S. independence (taken in 2013, at the height of the Unlucky Recession) showed that only 17% of American Samoans supported the idea of independence. So perhaps she is running to try and increase those numbers...

    – minorpartiesmatter.co.usa, 10/27/2016



    GRAMMER: 46%
    LOCKE: 45%
    MCMILLAN: 3%
    OTHER: 1%
    UNDECIDED: 4%

    – Gallup poll, 10/28/2016



    HOME STRETCH: Candidates Touring Several Swing States In Election’s Final Days

    Associated Press, 10/29/2016



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    – American voters wait in line at dusk at a polling station in Little Rock, Arkansas to vote in the 2016 elections, 11/8/2016



    “…As the first handful of states begin to close their polling stations, the US national voter turnout is projected to be about the same as it was in 2012, with an expected increase in Asian-American voter turnout likely cancelling out the many libertarians, progressives, and hardline sitting out the race. Both parties are hoping for this election to not end up having another 'second-place winner' situation…”

    – CBS Evening News, 11/8/2016 broadcast



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    …one state elector from New York publicly attempted to vote for the McMillan/Capozzi ticket but was not allowed to do so due to a state law…

    Tickets:

    Pres. A. Kelsey Grammer (CA) / VP Harley Davidson Brown (ID) (Republican) – 74,652,995 (49.21%)

    US Sen. Gary F. Locke (WA) / Robert Patrick “Bob” Casey Jr. (PA) (Democratic) – 68,235,963 (44.98%)

    NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan (NY) / Fmr US Rep. John J. Capozzi Jr. (PO) (various) – 4,323,533 (2.85%)

    Fmr Nat. Green Party Chair Richard “Rich” Whitney (IL) / Fmr state rep. Della Coburn (AK) (Green (endorsed by Natural Mind)) – 2,472,757 (1.63%)

    Fmr US Rep. Steve Stockman (TX) / Ms. Joy Waymire (IA) (replaced Dr. Marc Allen Feldman (OH)) (Liberty (endorsed by Boulder)) – 1,016,409 (0.67%)

    Dr. Bruce Maccabee (VT) / Dr. Steven Earl Jones (UT) (Bigfoot (Truth on 3 state ballots) (endorsed by Defense/Exposure)) – 394,428 (0.26%)

    Fmr state Lands Dir. Walt Bayes (ID) / Mr. Tom Hoefling (IA) (Values-Salvation fusion ticket (endorsed by Country)) – 288,236 (0.19%)

    Fmr state rep. Tulsi Tamayo (HI) / Mr. Patrick Anthony Ockander (TX) (American Samoan Independence) – 182,043 (0.12%)

    All other votes – 136,537 (0.09%)

    Total Votes – 151,702,896 (100.0%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa [11]



    "Huh. Maybe I should have picked Monica Lewinsky for Running Mate after all."

    – Gary Locke, 11/9/2016 (allegedly)



    …While some Democratic figures blamed Moore’s lack of enthusiasm for the Locke/CODEY ticket for its loss in Michigan, Moore blamed the collapse of Democratic support among the Midwestern states on Locke’s uninspiring campaign, which he claimed “was more about keeping things business-as-usual than about any actual improvements.” The Overmyer Network’s Kevin Jeys reported that the high turnout for third party candidates was the result of the ballot access reforms of the past decade combined with media outlets covering the more “catchy” elements of their campaigns…

    …The distribution of former Goetzite voters was scattered across several candidates (primarily Bayes, Stockman, Grammer and even McMillan), while former Ross backers and Moore supporters who refused to vote for Locke and instead voted for McMillan and Whitney. This voting trend resulted in making this election the first in US history to see the top five candidates for President each receive at least 1million votes...

    …Down ballot, the election night saw more state referendums favor voter reform, allowing RCV to inch closer to becoming a reality. However, the clear and decisive win that Grammer had received made EC Reform backers fear that momentum would be lost, with the aforementioned Jeys observing that “the process of the Electoral College did in fact work this time. …Never underestimate the sheer raw power of American Forgetfulness”...

    – researcher Ed Romano’s debut book Defending Democracy: The Grammer Years, Borders Books, 2022



    THE STRANGE CASE OF THE “BIGFOOT” POLITICAL PARTY

    …Of the many “also-runs” covered on this site, perhaps the most peculiar one is The Bigfoot Party, a fringe spin-off of Jason Buck’s conservative Strong Party ticket from the 2012 Presidential election cycle. The Strong Party, which was itself a branch-off of the Boulder Party founded by former US Senator and Boulder, Colorado-based businessman Bernie Goetz founded in 2008, acquired the nickname “the party of Bigfoot” due to Buck’s running mate claiming to have spotted a UFO in 2006. In early 2016, after the collapse of the Strong Party in 2015, 29 former Buck supporters convened in Hurricane, West Virginia to establish a political party that fully embraced and politicized the paranormal in the hopes of raising awareness of what they called “troubling theories” of the world, such as “chemtrails,” UFO sightings, ontech rumors alleging China’s government was planning to take over the world, and the global power of the Kentucky Fried Chicken fast food franchise allegedly being linked to The Illuminati through the Freemasons.

    The Bigfoot Party, named after the iconic humanoid creature allegedly roaming around in the American Pacific Northwest, contained a platform calling for the complete disclosure of all government and military secrets, the establishing of open trade relations with hospitable inhabited planets, and the funding of expeditions to remote locations on Earth, including the North and South Poles and the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean to search for a variety of alleged lost items and places. Listed as the Truth ticket on three state ballots, the Bigfoot Party founders knew they would not win the White House, so they defined “victory” by the number of people they could reach and influence. A party fit for any conspiracy theorist, Bigfooters relied heavy on the technet for media attention and gathering donations.

    Amid obtaining ballot access (ultimately in 23 states, with official write-in access being obtained and recognized in an additional 17 states) the party searched for a Presidential candidate and a Vice President candidate. Prominent ufologist and conspiracy theorist James Farrell Marrs Jr. of Texas endorsed the party but declined interest in running on either part of their ticket, citing a decline in health. With deadlines fast approaching, the lack of any prominent takers ultimately led to the party selecting its two most prominent co-founders – doctors Bruce Maccabee of Vermont and Steven Earl Jones of Utah – as their Presidential and Vice-Presidential nominees, respectively.

    Unsurprisingly, the party did not do well in the general election, receiving less than .5% of the vote. While some supporters of the party claimed that the low results were due to voter suppression, most dismissed these notions due to the Maccabee/Jones having made some appearances on some news outlets in September, when their campaign advertisements went fervid ontech…

    – minorpartiesmatter.co.usa



    November United States Senate election results, 2016

    Date: November 8, 2016
    Seats: 34 of 104
    Seats needed for majority: 53

    New Senate majority leader: Webb Franklin (R-MS)
    New Senate minority leader: Midge Osterlund (D-PA)

    Seats before election: 52 (R), 51 (D), 1 (I)
    Seats after election: 58 (R), 45 (D), 1 (I)
    Seat change: R ^ 6, D v 6, I - 0

    Full List:

    Alabama: Young Boozer (R) over incumbent Doug Jones (D)

    Alaska: incumbent J. R. Myers (R) over Jacob Seth Kern (D)

    Arizona: incumbent Jan Brewer (R) over Gary Swing (D/Green) and Kelli Ward (Bigfoot)

    Arkansas: Adrienne Elrod (R) over Dan Whitfield (D); incumbent F. Winford Boozman III (R) retired

    California: incumbent Mike Gravel (D) over Sarah Elizabeth Cupp (R) and James “Kamala” Harris (Green)

    Colorado: Penfield Tate III (D) over Peggy Littleton (R); incumbent Mark Udall (D) retired

    Connecticut: incumbent William Tong (D) over August Wolf (R)

    Florida: incumbent Gus Bilirakis (R) over Bolley L. “Bo” Johnson (D)

    Georgia: incumbent Herman Cain (R) over Robby Wells (D)

    Hawaii: Colleen Hanabusa (D) over Cam Cavasso (R) and Joy Allison (Country); incumbent appointee Irene Hirano Inouye (D) retired

    Idaho: incumbent Carlos Bilbao (R) over Walt Minnick (D)

    Illinois: incumbent Sheila Simon (D) over Judy Koehler (R)

    Indiana: Brian C. Bosma (R) over incumbent Evan Bayh (D)

    Iowa: incumbent Robert Lee Vander Plaats (R) over Rob Hogg (D) and Ray Zirkelbach (I)

    Kansas: incumbent Bob Dole (R) over Patrick Wiesner (D)

    Kentucky: Charles Merwin “Trey” Grayson III (R) over Tom Recktenwald (D); incumbent Daniel Mongiardo (D) retired

    Louisiana: Charles E. “Chas” Roemer IV (R) over incumbent Chris John (D)

    Maryland: Rand Beers (D) over Kathy Szeliga (R); incumbent Barbara Mikulski (D) retired

    Missouri: David A. Catania (R) over Susan Montee (D); incumbent Wayne Cryts (D) retired

    Nevada: incumbent Dina Titus (D) over Tyrus O. “Ty” Cobb (R)

    New Hampshire: incumbent Ted Gatsas (R) over Carol Shea-Porter (D)

    New York: incumbent Allyson Schwartz (D) over Larry Kudlow (R) and Vito Russo (I)

    North Carolina: incumbent Rand Paul (R) over Deborah Ross (D)

    North Dakota: incumbent Kelly Schmidt (R) over Joel C. Heitkamp (D)

    Ohio: incumbent Randy Brock (R) over Joyce Beatty (D)

    Oklahoma: incumbent Evelyn Rogers (R) over Mike Workman (D) and Dax Ewbank (Liberty)

    Oregon: incumbent Walter Leslie “Les” AuCoin (D) over Faye Stewart (R) and Shanti Lewallen (Working Families)

    Pennsylvania: incumbent Bob Casey Jr. (D) over Lou Barletta (Country) and William Scranton III (R)

    South Carolina: incumbent Sherry Sealy Martschink (R) over Laurie Funderburk (D)

    South Dakota: Gordon K. Howie (R) over Bernie Hunhoff (D); incumbent Teresa McGovern (D) retired

    Utah: Shawn Bradley (R) over Jonathan Swinton (D); incumbent Lyle Hillyard (R) retired

    Vermont: incumbent William Sorrell (D) over H. Brooke Paige (R) and Cris Ericson (I)

    Washington: incumbent Gary Locke (D) over Steve Litzow (R)

    Wisconsin: incumbent Bronson La Follette (D) over Dick Linenkugel (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    United States House of Representatives results, 2016

    Date: November 8, 2016
    Seats: All 441
    Seats needed for majority: 221

    New House majority leader: H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC)
    New House minority leader: Ed Markey (D-MA) (incumbent Barbara B. Kennelly (D-CT) retired)

    Last election: 225 (R), 216 (D)
    Seats won: 232 (R), 209 (D)
    Seat change: R ^ 7, D v 7

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    United States Governor election results, 2016

    Date: November 8, 2016
    Number of state gubernatorial elections held: 12

    Seats before: 25 (R), 25 (D), 1 (I), 1 (G)
    Seats after: 29 (R), 21 (D), 1 (I), 1 (G)
    Seat change: R ^ 4, D v 4, I - 0, G - 0

    Full list:

    Delaware: Stephanie Hansen (D) over Lacey Lafferty (R); incumbent Jack Carney (D) retired

    Indiana: incumbent John R. Gregg (D) over Allen Lucas Messer (R) and Thomas McDermott Jr. (Rent Regulation)

    Missouri: Thomas A. “Tom” Schweich (R) over Chris Koster (D); incumbent Perry B. Clark (D) retired

    Montana: incumbent Barack “Rocky” McCain (R) over Bill McChesney (D)

    New Hampshire: Darryl W. Perry (R) over Andrew Hosmer (D); incumbent Rushern L. Baker III (D) retired

    North Carolina: incumbent Helen Elizabeth “Beth” Garrett (D) over Clyde Robert Brawley (R)

    North Dakota: Jasper Schneider (R) over Ryan Taylor (D); incumbent Heidi Heitkamp (D) retired

    Puerto Rico: Raul Labrador (R) over David Bernier (D) and Manuel Cidre (I); incumbent Hector Luis Acevedo (D) retired

    Utah: incumbent Robert Wood Young (R) over James “Jimmy The Greek” Dabakis (D)

    Vermont: incumbent Jeffrey “Jeff” Weaver (D) over Bruce Lisman (R) and Bill “Spaceman” Lee (Liberty Union)

    Washington: Krist Novoselic (D) over Susan Hutchison (R); incumbent Lisa J. Simpson (D) retired

    West Virginia: incumbent Charlotte Pritt (D) over Erikka Lynn Storch (R)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    INCOMING FRESHMAN U.S. CONGRESPERSONS HAVE BIG PLANS FOR “RESHAPING” AMERICA

    …Colorado’s Mary Lou Makepeace (R) will be the US’s oldest-ever freshman Representative, entering office in January at the age of 76. …Robert Portman is returning to congress after losing re-election in 2014; he won his first term back in 2004, best incumbent Bob Taft in the GOP primary due to Taft facing years of financial scandals. …Voters in Oregon elected new Representatives: Gail R. Shibley (D), an openly BLUTAG progressive lawmaker; Rod Monroe (D), having staged an impressive political comeback; Steve Novick (D), a “New Jersey ex-pat” strongly backing RCV reform; and Vicki Walker (D), who won in an even greater landslide than expected. …In Indiana, the state’s next youngest Representative, Eddie Melton (D, age 35) is succeeding the oldest lawmaker in the House. Joe Newman (D, b. 1913), who turns 104 on January 13, 2017, was a champion of schools for the mentally ill who “directly assisted with the initial launch of…Social Security” and lived through the Great Depression; he leaves office after serving for 15 terms/30 years, having maintained a record of opposing “special interests,” defending Medicare and then UHC, and fighting to eliminate poverty for the wealthiest nation on Earth. …outgoing Mayor and former Public Safety Advocate Scott Lindsay (R) of Seattle wants to see higher-quality recreadrug addiction facilities nationwide…

    The Washington Post, 11/15/2016



    FRITZ’S FOODS: Mondale Family Publishes Family Recipes

    The man loves to cook. It all started on fishing trips where his buddies taught him how to pan-fry his catch. He progressed onward and upward to such heights as Turkey Dressing and Pumpkin Bread for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Fritz says that for him cooking is a way to relax. The Mondale's winter holidays are traditional family affairs

    The former President still, as always, makes the Turkey Dressing for these holiday get-together. It's an old-fashioned dressing of traditional style, and with some familial renown, mind you. His secret to stuffing greatness is dry, day old, hot dog buns. The buns are very important. Fritz says regular bread simply won't do.

    Fritz's Turkey Dressing

    1 1/2 doz. day old hot dog or hamburger buns
    1 cup (two sticks) butter
    3 medium onions, chopped
    3 cups celery with tops, chopped
    1 1/2 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. pepper
    2 to 3 tbsp. leaf sage, crumbled
    2 chicken bouillon cubes
    2 cups boiling water
    2 eggs

    The buns should be quite dry. Leave them out overnight or dry them in a very slow oven at about 250 degrees. Crumble the buns into a large bowl, there should be about twelve cups. Melt the butter in a large skillet and add the onions and the celery. Saute slowly until tender, about fifteen minutes. Add to the crumbled buns, along with the salt, pepper and sage. Add the bouillon cubes to the boiling water and stir until dissolved. Beat the eggs lightly in a small bowl and stir into the dressing. Add enough of the chicken broth to make a moist mixture. Stuff the turkey cavity lightly with the dressing. Spoon any extra dressing into a buttered casserole. Spoon a little extra chicken broth over the top and bake uncovered or covered with the turkey during the last half hour of roasting.

    Fritz's Pumpkin Bread

    1 1/2 cups sugar
    1 tsp. soda
    1/4 tsp. baking powder
    1/2 tsp. cinnamon
    1/2 tsp. cloves
    1/2 tsp. nutmeg
    3/4 tsp. salt
    1 2/3 cups flour, sifted
    2 eggs
    1/2 cup oil
    1 cup canned pumpkin
    1/2 cup water
    1/2 cup chopped nuts
    1/2 cup chopped dates

    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Sift together the sugar, soda baking powder, spices, salt, and pre-sifted flour. Add the eggs, oil, pumpkin, and water and mix with a beater. Stir in the nuts and dates. Pour into two greased nine-by five inch pans and bake for about one hour and thirty minutes. Start testing after one hour. Loaves may be frozen up to two months.

    – betterliving.co.usa, 11/18/2016 article [12]



    MARY KAY BERGMAN REVEALS WHO ELSE CAMEOS IN UPCOMING DISNEY FLICK!

    …Disney’s “Stoneflight” hits theaters June 30, 2017…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 11/21/2016



    MEET THE LINCOLN LOG REPUBLICANS HEADING TO CONGRESS

    …Representative-Elect Paul Babeu (R-MA), age 47, was elected to North Adams, MA City Council at the age of 18, then served as Berkshire County MA commissioner from 1992 to 1996, when he resigned to successfully run for a state senate seat in that year’s “red wave” of GOP victories. After roughly a decade in the state senate, he served as the Mayor of North Adams from 2006 to 2014. Babeu supports the movement to use the NIA to hold a national vote on implementing RCV in all 50 states for use in US Presidential elections… …Christopher R. Barron (R-ME), age 43, is the conservative political lobbyist who cofounded “GOProud” in 2009; he supports using congressional districts for the allocating of Electoral College votes in US Presidential elections…

    The Huffington Post, 11/29/2016



    “Americans are very easygoing people. If the added attention and great visibility that I have been able to generate can help open doors and expose more Chinese to American values and the American way of life, that is great.” [13]

    – US Senator Gary Locke (D-WA) at the US-China Forum on Arts and Culture, Asia Society Center, Potomac, 12/7/2016




    LANDSLIDE CRUSHES BALLS!

    …PM Ed Balls, in office since 10 October 2015, was defeated in a landslide election tonight, with the Labour party losing majority and the Tories returning to majority control. This means that our next Prime Minister will be our former Prime Minister, Tory leader Alastair Goodlad. Goodlad led his party to victory over Balls as well as over Wera Hobhouse (leader of the Liberal Democrats), Blair Jenkins (leader of the Scottish People’s party), and Caroline Lucas (leader of the Green party), with all four of those parties losing seats…

    The Guardian, 12/12/2016



    …In international news, the incumbent President of United Turkestan has lost re-election amid underwater approval ratings. Roza Otunbayeva of the Social Democratic party, who entered office in 2011, lost her bid for a third three-year term to Muhammad Salih of Uzbekistan of the Prosperity party over growing disapproval of her subjectively high taxation policies. Salih, upon entering office on the fifth of January 2017, will be the nation’s first president from the region of Uzbekistan since would-be dictator President Islam Karimov served from 2006 until his assassination in 2008. However, in stark contrast to Karimov, and according to all major international election fraud watchdog groups who observed the election process, Salih ran a legitimate campaign and, for safe measure repeatedly, distanced himself from Karimov by condemning the former leader’s oppressive government multiple times while on the campaign trail…

    – BBC World News, 14/12/2016 broadcast



    MIKE STEPOVICH, FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR, DIES AT 98

    …the moderate Republican was the GOP’s 1972 nominee for Vice President of the United States… …Stepovich passed away less than a month after his 98th birthday from natural causes [14]

    The New York Times, 12/15/2016



    GRAMMER WELCOMES PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES TO THE US

    …Dr. Luis A. G. Tagle (b. 1957), the President of the Philippines since 2015, will be taken on a tour of several agricultural and industrial centers across the United States…

    The Washington Post, 12/18/2016



    …The Sanders family reunion of Christmas 2016 was one of our more memorable get-togethers because on Christmas Eve, Cousin Darrell from the Winger side of the family finally proposed to his girlfriend-turned-fiancé, making Christmas more jubilant and exciting than usual for the adults. …Naturally, Josephine Wurster, the “head” of the family, was overjoyed with the union…

    – Tabitha Louisa Sanders’ Growing Up Under Chicken, Sunrise Publishers, 2021



    The Family Tree of Harland David Sanders

    COL. HARLAND DAVID SANDERS (1890-1990), m. Josephine King (1909-1947, div.), then Claudia Price (1948-his death)

    > Margaret Josephine Sanders (1910-2001), m. James Trigg Adams (1930-1975, div.)

    > > Col. Harland Morrison Adams (1932-2014), m. Donna Smith (1954-his death)

    > > > Tiffany Donna Adams (b. 1956), m. Winthrop Paul “Win” Rockefeller (1980-his death, 2006)

    > > > > Jonathan Harmon Rockefeller (b. 1981), m. Pamela Ashley Brown (2008-present)

    > > > > > Beverley David Thomas Rockefeller (b. 2009)

    > > > Rhett James Adams (b. 1958), m. Isabella Gutierrez (1978-present)

    > > > > Rockerby Buzzsaw Adams (b. 1979), m. Grace Bullock (1996-present)

    > > > > > Thatch Yarborough Adams (b. 1997)

    > > > > > > Grace Harmony Adams (b. 2015)

    > > > > Eleanor Buttercup Adams (b. 1981)

    > > Josephine Frances Adams (b. 1936), m. Col. John Joseph Wurster Sr. (1955-his death, 2011)

    > > > Cindy Wurster Sjogren (b. 1955)

    > > > John Joseph Wurster Jr. (b. 1957), m. Melissa Jackson (1985-present)

    > > > > John Joseph Wurster III (b. 1987)

    > > > Cynthia Josephine Wurster (b. 1959), m. Hal Heiner (1980-present)

    > > > > Claudia Heiner (b. 1981)

    > > > > > Sunshine Heiner (b. 2002)

    > > > Harland James Wurster (b. 1961), m. Holly Garmen (1979-present)

    > > > > Harland James Wurster Jr. (b. 1980)

    > > > Christopher Francis Wurster (b. 1971), m. Brittany Murphy (1997-present)

    > > > > Apollo Court Wurster-Murphy (b. 1999)

    > > > > Artemis Fowl Wurster-Murphy (b. 2001)

    > > James Trigg Adams III (b. 1939), m. Geraldine Brown (1963-her death, 2014)

    > > > Maryanne Gladys Adams (b. 1964)

    > > > William Scranton Adams (b. 1966), m. Sally Darrin

    > > > > William Scranton Adams Jr. (b. 1991) m. Arista Newson

    > > > > > Katherine Jasmine Adams-Newson (b. 2015)

    > > > > Margaret Hillary Adams (b. 1994), m. John McKinney

    > > > > Joan Marianne Adams (b. 1996), m. Ernest van der Poole

    > Col. Harland David “Harley” Sanders Jr. (1912-2007), m. Evelyn Smith (1935-1949, div.), then Venus Ramey (1952-his death)

    > > Harland David “Lando” Sanders III (b. 1939), m. Candy Smith

    > > > Col. Harland David (“Lando Jr.,” later “Davey”) Sanders IV (b. 1959), m. Stella Haynes

    > > > > Marlene Maureen Sanders (b. 1984), m. Joseph Patrick “Joe” Kennedy III (2006-present)

    > > > > > Harland Sanders Kennedy (b. 2008)

    > > > > > Mildred Marie Kennedy (b. 2011)

    > > > > Harland David “Vinnie” Sanders V (b. 1985), m. Maria Gomez (2014-present)

    > > > > > Harland David “Lando III” Sanders VI (b. 2014)

    > > > Anna Mae Francis Sanders (b. 1961)

    > > > Tabitha Louisa Sanders (b. 1964), m. Peter Huntsman (1989-present)

    > > > > John Paul Huntsman (b. 1990), m. Sheila Smalls (2007-present)

    > > > > > Jonathan Huntsman II (b. 2008)

    > > > > > Jefferson Huntsman (b. 2011)

    > > > > > Allen Davidson Huntsman (b. 2013)

    > > April Sanders (b. 1940), m. Jefferson Davis Johnson (1967-2011, div.)

    > > > May Donna Johnson (b. 1968), m. John Albert Chandler (2002-present)

    > > > > June Frances Chandler (b. 1971), m. Nicholas Cage (1993-1997, div.), then Christopher Charles Cuomo (2001-present)

    > > > > > Lois Lane Cage (b. 1994), m. Thomas Miller (2015-present)

    > > > > > > John Wayne Miller (b. 2016)

    > > > > > July Matilda “Julie” Cuomo (b. 2003)

    > > > > > Lawrence Wetherby Cuomo (b. 2005)

    > > > > John Albert Chandler Jr. (b. 1973), m. Holly Thompson (b. 1998)

    > > > > > John Albert Chandler III (b. 1999)

    > > Clarice Augustine Sanders (b. 1942), m. Marvin Winger (1967-his death, 2002)

    > > > Chelsea Rachel Winger (b. 1968), m. Marcus LeMarr Allen (1992-2010, div.)

    > > > > Tiberius Noonian Allen (b. 1993), m. Leslie Wall (m. 2013)

    > > > > > LeMarr Colonel Allen (b. 2014)

    > > > James Jones Winger (b. 1970), m. Martha Frank (m. 2011)

    > > > > Harland Price Winger (b. 2012)

    > > > Darrell Harvey Winger (b. 1977)

    > Mildred Marie Sanders (1919-2010), m. John F. Ruggles Jr. (1937-1983, div.)

    > > Marlona Ruggles Ice (b. 1938), m. Daniel Ice (1962-present)

    > > > Harland Ice (b. 1964), m. Teresa Mayfield (1989-1995, div.)

    > > > > Josephine Daytona Mayfield Ice (b. 1991)

    > > > Samantha Matilda Ice (b. 1966), m. August Laffoon (1992-present)

    > > > > David Denney Laffoon (b. 1993), m. Katherine Hardin (2015-present)

    > > > > Sally Beatrice Laffoon (b. 1995)

    > > > > Michelle Eliza Laffoon (b. 1998)

    > > John F. Ruggles III (1942-2015), m. Vivian Rickman Whalen (1972-his death)

    > > > Elizabeth Ruggles Murl (b. 1974), m. John Pitchford (1995-present)

    > > > > Caetlyn Sistrunk Christian Pitchford Paz (b. 1997)

    > > > > Katherine Grace Pitchford (b. 2000)

    – lineage.co.usa, c. December 2016 [15]



    When the Pinnacle was launched in 2008 during the christening ceremony the bottle of champagne that they christen a ship with during the launching bounced off of her side. The snipe had been in numerous smaller collisions such as going too fast in port and getting caught in a gust and scraping on another ship. What happened between Corsica and Sardinia was nasty due to it happening on January 13th, 2017. It was a Friday the 13th.[16]

    – Marjorie Hollis, former passenger of the Pinnacle, BBC segment, 1/13/2022 anniversary report




    …The strait of Bonifacio lies between the Mediterranean islands of Corsica and Sardinia. At 11km, or 6.835 miles in width, it was large enough for even the world’s largest shipping vessels to not have to pass through one at a time. And yet, just after 1:20 P.M. of January 13, 2017, two cruise ships from rival cruise line companies – the Carnival Pinnacle mega-ship, and a slightly smaller cruise ship, Spain’s Pullmantur Cruises Sirena – each attempted to do a “sail-by salute” (a ceremonial activity in which a boat sails very close to a shoreline to honk its horn in a tradition pleasing to cruise-takers) off the coast of Santa Teresa Gallura, Sardinia, at the same time. The Pinnacle was sailing from east, and the Sirena was sailing west.

    Wanting to get in front of the Sirena for a “clear” salute, the Captain instructs the helmsman to get 457 meters, or 1,500 feet, close to the shoreline. Concurrently, the Sirena’s Captain, not wanting to be outdone by a rival company out of fear that he could be reprimanded for costing the passengers a traditional salute, orders his ship’s helmsman to get in front of the Pinnacle…

    …The Captain of the Pinnacle had previously worked on a fishing trawler for a company based in Somalia before joining the ship’s crew in 2010, and then quickly rose in rank, while its helmsman had initially worked in the engine room of a smaller vessel just five years earlier...

    – Georgina Giannacoli’s Playing Cruise Chicken, Borders Books, 2020



    FIRST OFFICER: “They’re trying to get in front of us. Slow our speed!”

    CAPTAIN: “No, increase speed.”

    SECOND OFFICER: “Captain, we could just do a drive-by at Porto Cervo; it’s the next coastal city we’re sailing past anyway!”

    CAPTAIN: “And deny this snapshot moment to the ticket-paying people onboard? Think of the complaints, man!”

    HELMSMAN: “Uh, aren’t ships supposed to pass each other on the right?”

    SECOND OFFICER: “We’re coming in too fast and we’re getting too close to the coastline!”

    NAVIGATOR: “Captain, we’re getting dangerously close to the shallow water line.”

    FIRST OFFICER: “Slow our speed!”

    CAPTAIN: “They’re really refusing to get out of our way. This is a game of chicken to them, isn’t it?”

    SECOND OFFICER: “No Captain, they can’t get out of the way just like we can’t.”

    CAPTAIN: “Yes we can! Alright, we’ll let them pass. Turn to 335! A Sharp turn to the left!”

    HELMSMAN: “Left?”

    CAPTAIN: “Right.”

    HELMSMAN: “Right, okay.”

    FIRST OFFICER: “No!”

    [grinding sound]

    HELMSMAN: “Wait, our right or their right?”

    FIRST OFFICER: “We’re about to hit them!”

    SECOND OFFICER: "Brace for impact!"

    CAPTAIN: “Starboard, you fool!”

    HELMSMAN: “Starboard?”

    [inaudible dialogue, shouting]

    [Crashing sound]

    HELMSMAN: “Whoops.”

    – audio recording from security device onboard The Pinnacle, installed on the main deck in 2015 after an undisclosed incident, recorded 1/13/2017 (released 7/5/2020)



    …Although they collided into each other at a slow speed, the impact significantly damaged both vessels. Almost immediately, the ships’ engine rooms reported that gigantic proportions of water were pouring into the lower decks from the impact zones (for each vessel, it was the starboard side of the bow that had practically scraped its way into that of the other vessel), and were soon followed by reports of engine failure.

    Less than sixty seconds after a “double-header” collision in shallow rock-filled waters, damage to the lower decks causes incoming seawater to paralyze the engines, shutting down all power in both ships, including lights, water pumps and rudder control. The Pinnacle was taking on water in three compartments, the Sirena in four. They were sinking.

    Both captains tacitly gave out the orders to abandon ship.

    What happened in the minutes and hours that followed are filled with contradictory reports, which will be studied this book. The general themes of this infamous day, however, were panic, fear, chaos, and blame. Half the crew of the Pinnacle wanted to coordinate with the crew of the Sirena, while the Captain and others blamed the Sirena for the collision and refused to work with them during the crisis…

    – Georgina Giannacoli’s Playing Cruise Chicken, Borders Books, 2020



    CRUISE SHIPS CRASH OFF SARDINIAN SHORE

    …already, one of the ships is tilting slightly as it sinks to the bottom of the coastal waters. …Neither ship is small enough or far enough out to sea to sink below the water level…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 1/13/2017 “breaking news” e-alert



    …with the Harbor Master of Santa Teresa Gallura stepping in to oversee the hectic and uncoordinated evacuation procedures on both vessels, nearly all of the passengers and crew departed the ships before both began to list. The Pinnacle would become stuck in the seabed at an almost perfect 45% angle, while the listing of the Sirena, which was 60% underwater, was to a notably less severe angle. Out of 3,300 Pinnacle passengers and 2,100 Sirena passengers, 12 died, all by drowning, and 71 suffered non-fatal injuries.

    The Pinnacle-Sirena Collision was the largest cruise ship disaster since the Titanic. By the dawn of January 14, the crisis itself was over, but the investigations into the actions of the crew before, during and after the collision and evacuations were only beginning…

    – Georgina Giannacoli’s Playing Cruise Chicken, Borders Books, 2020



    “By making the present bright, we make the vision of the future an even brighter reality. …With a clear mandate from the people of America, it appears that our work in Washington, D.C. is only half-way done!”

    – US President Kelsey Grammer, 1/20/2017 inauguration



    THE KELSEY GRAMMER ADMINISTRATION AT {THE START} OF {2017}

    Vice President: former Governor Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID)

    CABINET

    Secretary of State: campaign advisor and former Dean of Stanford University’s Institute for International Studies Richard L. Morningstar (R-NY)

    Secretary of the Treasury: former US Senator William Floyd “Bill” Weld (R-MA)

    Deputy Secretary of the Treasury: former Democratic Party of Maryland Treasurer Osman “Oz” Bengur (D-MD)

    Secretary of Defense: USAA Chairman, US Air Force Colonel (ret.), retired NASA astronaut and former US Air Force test pilot Eileen Collins (I-TX)

    Deputy Secretary of Defense: Lawyer and general counsel for the US Veterans’ Affairs Department Ivan Kenneth Fong (I-PO)

    Attorney General: former state Attorney General, former District Attorney and former Assistant District Attorney Susana Martinez (R-NM)

    Deputy Attorney General: lawyer and state attorney general Boyd Rutherford (R-MD)

    Postmaster General: former US Attorney General, former US Senator, former Administrator of the National Roadways Safety Administration, former US Transportation Secretary, former EPA Administrator and former US Labor Secretary Ralph Nader (I-CT)

    Secretary of the Interior: former Governor Gary Johnson (R-NM)

    Secretary of Agriculture: former Deputy Secretary of Agriculture and former US Representative Martha Bueno (R-FL)

    Secretary of Commerce: US Senator and former Governor Hillary Rodham-Clinton (R-TN)

    Deputy Secretary of Commerce: state Attorney General and former state Inspector General Timothy L. DeFoor (R-PA)

    Secretary of Labor: former US Representative Steven Craig Gunderson (R-WI)

    Secretary of Education: former Dean of Texas A&M and former state Secretary of Education Margo Spellings (R-TX)

    Secretary of Health and Humane Services: former US Representative Michelle Eunjoo Park Steel (R-CA)

    Secretary of Transportation: US Representative Tim Scott (R-SC)

    Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs: Dean of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine Dr. Julie Story Byerley (I-NC)

    Secretary of Energy and Technology: outgoing US Ambassador to United Korea, historian and former Oberlin College professor Sheila Miyoshi Jager (I-OH)

    Secretary of Community Development: physician and former Marstronaut Patricia Consolatrix Hilliard “Doc” Robertson (R-PA)

    CABINET-LEVEL POSITIONS

    Director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA): Deputy CIA Director and former CIA operations officer Evan McMullin (R-UT)

    Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI): outgoing CIA Director and US Marine Corps Commander (ret.) Winsome Sears (R-VA)

    US Trade Representative: US Representative Allen Fung (R-RI)

    Administrator of the Small Business Administration (SBA): former Governor Dave Ramsey (R-TN)

    Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA): Administrator of the California Environmental Protection Agency Terry Tamminen (D-CA)

    Administrator of the Overwhelming Disaster Emergency Response Coordination Agency (ODERCA): former Gov. Martha Rainville (R-MS)

    THE PRESIDENT’S EXECUTIVE OFFICE

    White House Chief of Staff: Deputy WH Chief of Staff and former gubernatorial Deputy Chief of Staff Patricia Clarey (R-CA)

    Deputy White House Chief of Staff: Counselor to The President and former campaign Chief of Staff Paul Wachter (I-PO)

    Counselor to the President: former US Representative and attorney Nancy Lord (R-SC)

    Chief Domestic Policy Advisor: healthcare advocate and former nurse Renee Amoore (R-NY)

    Chief Economic Policy Advisor: venture capitalist and former securities analyst Mary Meeker (I-IN)

    Chief Foreign Policy Advisor: Kansas-born Iranian-American energy lecturer Rob Sobhani (R-MD)

    Chief National Security Advisor: Seattle Chief of Police, former Los Angeles Chief of Police, and former Boston Police Commissioner William J. Bratton (D-WA)

    Director of the Office of Management and Budget: Harvard University economics professor Kenneth Rogoff (I-CT)

    Director of the Domestic Policy Council: former US Deputy HHS Secretary and former Virginia Secretary of Health and Human Resources Claude Allen (R-PA)

    Other Counselors, Advisors, and Key Personnel: speechwriter Peter Grigsby and John Decker; finance professor Murray Sabrin (R-NJ); political advisor, newspaper columnist/publisher, and former US Senator Ron Paul (R-TX); attorney Jason Ravnsborg (R-SD); economist Frederic Mishkin; staffers Mona Mohammadi, Karen Baker, Daniel Zingale, and Gary Delsohn

    White House Communications Director: campaign communications director Amy Michaels (I-PO)

    Deputy White House Communications Director: campaign communications deputy director Roberta Sussman (I-PO)

    White House Appointments Secretary: campaign appointments secretary and hemophilia awareness advocate Ryan Wayne White (R-IN)

    White House Press Secretary: campaign Chief of Protocol Charlotte Schultz (I-CA)

    OTHER MEMBERS

    Solicitor General (representative of the Federal Government before the Supreme Court): attorney and constitutional law professor Pasquale Cipollone (R-KY)

    Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: former US Secretary of the Army and former Governor Hudson Holliday (R-MS)

    US Navy Admiral and Commander of the US Pacific Fleet Derwood Clayiborne “D.C.” Curtis (I-IL)

    Secretary of the Army: Governor David Woods (R-AL)

    Secretary of the Navy: US Navy Admiral James George Stavridis (I-PO)

    Federal Reserve Chairman: outgoing Solicitor General and former US Representative Tom Campbell (R-CA)

    Director of NASA: Deputy NASA Director Jeffrey Bezos (I-AZ)

    NOTABLE AMBASSADORS

    To the United Nations: outgoing US Ambassador to Russia, former Los Angeles Chief of Police and libertarian political activist Norma Jean Almodovar (L-CA)

    To Argentina: former Treasurer of the US Bay Buchanan (R-VA)

    To Australia: former US Representative and former Crabb, TX Mayor Brian Christopher Zimmerman (R-TX)

    To Brazil: former RNC Chair Ralph Reed (R-GA)

    To Canada: former Chair of the US President’s Auto Industry Task Force Harry J. Wilson (R-NY)

    To China: former Federal Reserve Chair, former US Representative, and former Chair of the US International Trade Commission John Kasich (R-OH)

    To Cuba: outgoing US Ambassador to the UN, former US Ambassador to Belgium and US Navy Commander (ret.) Theodore Roosevelt IV (R-FL)

    To Egypt: US Senator Don Stenberg (R-NE)

    To France: former President of the Minaret of Freedom Institute libertarian think tank Imad-ad-Dean “Dean” Ahmad (R-MD)

    To Germany: former Governor Mary Starrett (R-OR)

    To India: former US Ambassador to China and former US Assistant Secretary of State Winston Lord (R-NY)

    To Iran: former US Ambassador to Azerbaijan and husband of Zeyno Baran Matthew James Bryza (I-PO)

    To Italy: former US Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX)

    To Japan: former Governor Kenneth James Fanning (Liberty-AS)

    To Korea: outgoing US Deputy Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs and former US Representative Rodney Alexander (R-LA)

    To Mexico: businessman, inventor, entrepreneur and professional survivalist John Ellis “Jeb” Bush (R-FL)

    To New Zealand: businessman, political activist, former US House nominee and US Army Brigadier General (ret.) Keith Russell Judd (R-AZ)

    To Poland: former FBI Director, former IRS Commissioner and former state Lieutenant Governor Wilford V. Oveson (R-UT)

    To Russia: outgoing US Secretary of Energy and Technology and former businessman Harold Glenn Hamm (R-OK)

    To South Africa: addiction treatment advocate and former Deputy Director for the Office of Nation Recreadrug Policy Andrea Barthwell (R-IL)

    To Spain: former Governor Kelley Ashby (R-NH)

    To Turkey: scholar, Senior Fellow at the Hudson Institute think tank, and wife of Matthew James Bryza Zeyno Baran (I-PO)

    To the U.K.: investment bank director, lecturer, and former Deputy Director of Central Intelligence George John Tenet (R-NY)

    To Yugoslavia: outgoing US Ambassador to South Africa Jenean Michelle Hampton (R-MI)

    – KelseyGrammerPresidentialLibraryAndPerformingArtsCenter.org.usa/cabinet_composition/2017



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] OTL Quote! https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes Also: The selection of Bob Casey as running mate was based on the previous chapter's poll results as of yesterday morning (Friday, roughly 7:00 A.M. EST; Casey had a plurality while Lewinsky was in a close second place)
    [2] All non-italicized passages are OTL statements made by Gary Locke and are found here: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes
    [3] Italicized parts pulled from this OTL article: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-19/port-kembla-first-hydrogen-truck-gets-green-light/13263384
    [4] Puns taken from here: https://news.google.com/newspapers?...NAAAAIBAJ&pg=1712,670042&dq=candy-desk+senate
    [5] He passed away roughly a decade earlier in OTL.
    [6] This is an OTL thing!: http://thehigherlearning.com/2016/05/23/kfcs-new-nail-polish-is-finger-lickin-good/
    [7] This punchline is provided by @Kennedy Forever
    [8] OTL Quote: https://www.politico.com/story/2008/06/text-of-obamas-fatherhood-speech-011094
    [9] This is a variation of a line used by Tim Pawlenty in the first GOP Presidential debate back in 2011 in OTL!
    [10] All of the italicized bits in this segment are OTL quotes: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes
    [11] This is not at all meant to look like a parallel to OTL’s 2016 election, btw; it just unintentionally turned out similarly in regards to popular vote share
    [12] The recipes, and the italicized passages above them, were all pulled verbatim from here: https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/...es-recipe-turkey-dressing-pumpkin-bread-1184/
    [13] OTL quote, pulled from here: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes
    [14] In OTL, he died on 2/14/2014 from a head injury after a fall; something as random as that would definitely be butterflied away, right?
    [15] Per @GrandMaster ’s request “I want to see what Colonel Sanders’ family tree looks like in this timeline”; most names are real, though some dates for OTL births/marriage are only rough estimates given the lack of public information available concerning these private families; most marriages are not shown/visible; not all siblings/children are visible, either.
    [16] Passage written by @ajm8888 ; thanks for the contribution, dude!



    The next Chapter’s E.T.A.?: Not sure, but April 10 at the very latest!

    Not sure I buy Virginia being Democratic and Pennsylvania Republican in this election.
    VA has twice as many Asian-Americans as PA, both in TTL and in OTL; VA's GOP is not as strong as PA's is; VA has reliably voted Democrat for the past several election cycles, but the same can not be said for PA at some levels; PA is a bit more conservative than VA in this TL as well due to butterflies (the POD was 84 years ago at this point; notice the electoral college has not stayed identical to OTL's for decades now).
     
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  • Chapter 113: January 2017 – June 2017

    “Experience must be our only guide. Reason may mislead us.”

    – John Dickinson (1732-1808), 1787



    Kelsey and I got the new congress to sign off on several new law ideas before January 2017 was even over. Senate Leader Webb fully backed the push for transportation maintenance in light of his own home state having a problem with interstate tolls not being enough to pay for improving Mississippi’s road conditions. Speaker McMaster backed the idea of education reform, to further regulate the nation’s schooling agenda to allow teachers to have more say in curricula and overall making education responsibilities be at the state level, while still encouraging schools to continue to offer vocational training programs. For a lot of students, those kind of classes prepared them for the real world better than any calculus class.

    Urban repair funding legislation was also one of the first things introduced that month. It was something that Kelsey had more interest in. That’s another way that you could tell that our administration covered all bases. He cared about things like renewing Jack Kemp’s Z.E.D. program to help out decaying cities, while I cared about ensuring farmers got the mental and financial help they needed to cut down on their suicide rates and high mortgage and debt concerns. He was welcomed across the North and the East, and I was praised across the South and the West. Only haters and morons rejected our administration. The 2016 landslide election results should prove that more than any fancy speech.

    – Harley Brown’s Riding Through Hell (a.k.a. Congress): The Political Career of Harley Davidson Brown (So Far), Simon & Schuster, 2020



    …According to a 2016 study by researchers at the University of California-Berkeley, roughly 25% of front-line fast-food workers rely on at least one public assistance program to support their families. “Because of this industry’s business model of low wages, non-existent benefits, and limited work hours, fast-food businesses cost taxpayers an average of $1.5billion every year,” according to the head of the research team [1]. …It is clear that workers need higher salaries to cover paying for food and basic necessities. This report also highlights how the taxpayer burden for low-wage workers would be even more costly to taxpayers – as high as $8million per year – if the US did not have UHC.

    [snip]

    …While McDonald’s alone costs American taxpayers a plurality of that $1.5 billion annual amount – at roughly $900,000 a year – by paying its workers insufficient wages, the leading multinational billionaire corporation found to give all of their employees living wages is KFC and its parent company, Finger Licking’ Good, Incorporated. No doubt, FLG will capitalize on this report and milk it for the good publicity it is worth. However, in their defense, FLG Inc., a public company, has managed to over the years address both the labor conditions of those on the bottommost rungs of their companies to the demands of their largest stockholders and shareholders in a manner beneficial to consumer confidence and labor rights movements...

    – SUPER-SIZING PUBLIC COSTS: How Low Wages at Top Fast-Food Chains Leave Taxpayers Footing The Bill, National Employment Law Project, 2018 report



    “…as you can see by the hardworking efforts to the cleanup crew here, the extent of the damage to the Pinnacle is to the entire front and in a ripple effect runs all along the starboard side of the ship. It is a miracle that the lifeboats were able to be deployed before the ship listed, or tilted, too severely, but the fact remains that this ship can never sail again. Thus, it is of no surprise that Carnival is planning to carefully set it upright and haul it back to its home port to be salvaged for scrap metal, though that whole process may take more than a year due to this ship’s size making it the largest maritime salvaging operation in decades. Amid the loss of life and damage each ship gave the other, it is unconfirmed but very likely that the Sirena can never sail again, either…”

    – BBC World News on-the-scene reporter, 1/26/2017 broadcast



    …In late 2016 the West African nation of Burkina Faso launched a territorial war against The Fulani Republic, the doubly-landlocked neighbor to their north which had broken away from Burkina Faso in a 2008-2011 war for independence. With both nations in the throes of a bloody conflict, Secretary of State Eileen Collins was expecting the President to want to “pull a Sudan” and intervene in the warfare. To her surprise, Grammer made it clear in a late January 2017 cabinet meeting that this time he was sticking to his libertarian principles.

    “We got a lot of flak for Sudan,” the President explained.

    Secretary of State Dick Morningstar agreed, saying “Intervening in localized incident would be a misuse of government resources.”

    “And if our troops are not welcomed by the locals fighting one another, how will I explain to any next of kin that some of our soldiers died playing referee to two obscure lands instead of defending America’s interests abroad?” Indeed, apart from some gold ore deposits not dug up under Burkina Faso’s 1990sdictatorships, both that nation and The Fulani Republic had economies predominantly based around livestock. Both lands suffered from food insecurity, and were already receiving assistance from the EU, several charities, and West African Monetary and Economic Union.

    “Bellamy,” referring to former US President and former UN Secretary-General Carol Bellamy, “is still heavily involved in the World Bank. Maybe we can get her to organize some more charity drives for them,” the President suggested.

    The Defense Secretary was not convinced that the warfare overseas could be ignored. Meeting with the President again at “the Tank,” the Pentagon’s most secure room, Collins made the case that “active participation” in resolving foreign conflict such as the one in Burkina Faso could open up economic opportunities for both the US and the region. “We’d be putting a klieg light on the area,” Collins observed, “bringing their plight to the attention of the rest of the world, but we’d be there first.”

    The President was still not convinced. “There’s less than 20 million people living in both nations. North Sudan had more than twice that many people.”

    Rob Sobhani, the President’s Chief Foreign Policy Advisor, added his two cents. “We can encourage the warring parties to seek try and negotiate a peace deal, but like with Sudan, it would be more appropriate if some country like South Africa oversaw the actual peace process.”

    White House Chief of Staff Patricia Clarey agreed, adding “It’s just bad optics to be continually interfering with regional conflicts, Eileen.”

    “I disagree very strongly with that,” said Collins.

    “Well let’s take a vote on it.” The President ordered. “All in favor of dedicating even more military resources and energy towards a relatively minor conflict?”

    Collins and several military advisors, but not all of them, raised their hands.

    “Evan, you’re in favor of it, too?” Vice President Brown lowered his hand in confusion.

    “What benefit would it serve the US?” Asked CIA Director McMullin.

    “How about ‘saving people from getting killed by their own idiot third-world governments is good publicity’?”

    “Will the media see it that way when soldiers come home in coffins? Will the Gold Star families see it that way? Will the libertarian wing of the party see it that?”

    “Not with that attitude!” Brown answered.

    “Alright, alright, and all in favor of backing South Africa or one of the other stable African countries in offering peace talks?”

    A narrow majority of the room raised their hands.

    “I think we have a quorum.” The President spoke to Collins directly, “We’ll hold off on intervening for the time being.”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    SHOULD WE INTERVENE IN BURKINA FASO?

    NO: 77%

    YES: 12%

    NOT SURE: 11%

    – Gallup poll, 1/28/2017



    …debate soon began over a federal bill proposal that if passed would outlaw autoguns (automatic weapons such as semi-auto machine guns) from even being available for use at gun ranges. Vice President Brown was livid at the idea, saying in a Potomac radio interview, “Yeah, there’s no practical use for that kind of weapon outside of a war zone, but if you’re not even owning it, you’re just using one that’s at a gun range, where’s the harm? Where’s the danger? If we start banning things that aren’t practical, we’re going to end up banning a lot of things that are fun and that are American, like fast cars and motorcycles. Why ride a bike when public transportation’s all the rage. Why allow people to drink expensive coffees when cheap caffeine patches are more practical? Why allow women to wear whatever they want to wear when making everyone wear the same uniform is more practical? It’s a slippery slope, people!”

    However, Brown’s rant was rendered most by the fact that Republicans controlled the Senate 58-to-46, and the House 232-to-209. The bill was viewed as “excessive, even among some Democrats, and it ultimately died in committee…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    GERMANY FINALLY ENDS “EMERGENCY” POLICIES

    …with conditions in the nation arguably hit worst by the 2013 recession finally making a full recovery, Germany is rejoining the rest of the continent in relishing in the post-recovery economic boom…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 2/2/2017



    GIANT CHICKEN SIGN TO UNDERGO $5MILLION RENOVATION!

    Marietta, GA – The home of The Big Chicken is seeing its most iconic landmark – a giant mechanical depiction of a chicken, an unmissable part of Marietta’s most popular KFC outlet – receive a renovating procedure that will cost KFC roughly $5million, a spokesperson for the global chain announced early today. Locals are enthusiastic over the announcement, as the 7-story structure has not received a major “paint job” since 1993…

    The Louisville Times, Kentucky newspaper, 2/5/2017



    ROSS-INSPIRED E.P.I.C. PROJECTS BILL INTRODUCED IN SENATE

    …a “G.R.E.E.N. Deal”-like piece of legislation was also introduced the week, with US Senator Denise Juneau (D-MT) joining US Senator Warren Mosler (D-CT) in backing the proposals popularized by the former VP during his White House run last year…

    The Washington Post, 2/7/2017



    Former US Energy and Technology Secretary Harold HAMM: “I think this E.P.I.C. Jobs proposal will, uh, will fail to pass, uh, because, uh, the private sector does a better job creating innovation and change.”

    Prof. JANICE FINE: “What are you talking about? E.P.I.C. Jobs would mean the reshaping of the entire US power industry, promoting the established and rising renewable energy industries such as electric, solar, wind, wave and hydrogen, to phase out the fossil fuel industry completely within most of our lifetimes.”

    HAMM: “And what about the workers, then, huh? How are they gonna make a living after that?”

    FINE: “Workers will be rehired and retrained to combat in the newer industries. This would cancel out the unemployment concerns and defy the growing trend of automation in American’s workplaces.”

    HAMM: “Oh, that would never work, so many workers can only learn one skill and get used to only that one skill. Many would sooner retire!”

    FINE: “Well, wouldn’t that lead to more jobs becoming available for young people?”

    HAMM: “It won’t work, I say. Nature will get better just as easily through everyone doing their part, like what they say in those commercials.”

    FINE: “Those commercials, the ones telling consumers to change their own habits themselves, are run by industries who refuse to change their habits. Study after study proves that things cannot change unless they are changed from the top down.”

    – KNN roundtable discussiom, 2/10/2017



    “Tonight on Oprah – survivors tell their harrowing experiences onboard last month’s cruise ships that played chicken in the Mediterranean – with fatal results…”

    – The Oprah Winfrey Network, 2/13/2017 promo



    “Kelsey Grammer Falls Off Stage”

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    Description: On February 16, 2017, US President Kelsey Grammer, attending a political fundraiser in Foggy Bottom, Potomac, began to speak of his experience collaborating with Disney Studios back in the 1980s when he accidently fell off the edge of the stage. In a move that some compared to President Teddy Roosevelt’s 1912 “Bull Moose” moment, Grammer, despite receiving a massive scrape/cut up most of the side of his leg, got up and continued speaking despite the cut causing him to be bleeding by the time he was done speaking. [2]

    COMMENTS SECTION:

    >Comment 1:

    The stage tried to assassinate him.

    >Comment 2:

    Our President, people. Smh.

    >>Reply 1 to Comment 2:
    Didn’t you read the description?! He hurt himself bad enough to end up bleeding, but nobody remembers that, let alone talks about it, except for only his supporters smart enough to actually remember the reports noting that! It’s like if there’s no pictures showing the blood, then there is no blood! You are a part of the problem here – while the blood bit actually makes him sort of a badass, the moment is mocked because the totally-leaked footage failed to capture the badass part! Argh!!!

    >Comment 3:

    I remember when this happened. I heard a few days later that Grammer actually had to get his leg either stitched up or just bandaged up because of how bad the cut was. But you know what? Even with the context that he actually hurt himself kind of badly here, it’s still funny!

    >>Reply 1 to Comment 3:
    I love how he says “Oh, good Lord” instead of cursing. It’s so polite! And it’s in one of those moments when it would be perfectly understandable for you to swear, so the fact that he doesn’t just makes it even more polite!

    >>>Reply 1 to Reply 1 to Comment 3:
    Yeah, it’s such an unintentional “Dr. Crane” moment!

    >>>Reply 2 to Reply 1 to Comment 3:
    Kinda shows how religious he is, doesn’t it, that in a split second of panic he thinks of the Lord instead of swearing. This guy’s got a good soul.

    >Comment 4:

    *voice of Futurama’s Bart Farnsworth* Man… fall down… funny…

    >Reply 1 to Comment 4:
    *voice of others hooked on TV* Mmmmmm….

    >Reply 2 to Comment 4:
    LOL!

    >Reply 1 to Reply 2 to Comment 4:
    It’s even funnier once you remember that Grammer was in that episode (Dr. Schwarzschild cameoed at the beginning of it!)

    – video uploaded to OurVids.co.can, a video-sharing netsite, 8/9/2019



    LONGEST-SERVING US SENATOR DIES

    …John S. Wold, a Republican from Wyoming who had served in the Senate since 1965, passed away earlier today at the age of 100. Wold (b. 1916) was elected over incumbent Democratic Senator Gale McGee in 1964, was re-elected eight times, and served under 11 US Presidents. Now that he has passed away, after just over 52 consecutive years in office, the longest-serving incumbent US Senator is now Bob Dole, a Republican from Kansas, who has been serving in office since 1969…

    The Washington Post, 2/19/2017



    “…Growing, changing, and evolving technology is unavoidable, and it cannot be stopped. But what can be stopped is the rich exploiting that technology to further consolidate wealth to the detriment of the working classes. Workplaces can adjust to automation if governments protect workers during such industrial shifts, but with the President showing no signs of wanting to further the federal government’s role in combating this major national crisis, politically addressing the needs of the workers must be at the state level. But organizations can still work nationwide to raise awareness and mobilize…”

    – former US Labor Secretary Robert Reich, 2/21/2017



    MCMILLAN SIGNS VACANCY TAX INTO LAW

    …the raise from 1% to 15% is meant to “motivate” landlords into filling empty units, the plan being that it will cut down on homeless and encourage landlords to more actively encourage more people to move to New York City…

    The New York Times, 2/22/2017



    FAST PROTEIN SYNTHESIS TECHNOLOGY BRINGS US CLOSER TO CURING MAJOR DISEASES

    …In a revolutionary breakthrough, chemists at MIT have discovered a way to drastically reduce the time required to generate artificial and synthetic proteins that are used in the fight against diabetes, cancer, arthritis and other diseases. These proteins are often required in large quantities and take quite a while to generate. The team has designed a tabletop automated flow synthesis machine that can play a major role in the search for cures to these diseases going forward…

    – scientificamerican.co.usa, 2/23/2017 [3]



    “…In the continuing fallout of the Pinnacle-Sirena Cruise Ship Double-Collision, the Spanish government investigating the Carnival cruise line’s claims that the Sirena is ‘entirely’ to blame for the maritime disaster, with Carnival claiming that their ship had the right-of-way. However, the company of the other ship is making the exact same claim…”

    – ABC Morning News, 2/24/2017 broadcast



    PIZZA HUT CEO BARRY GORDON ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT

    …Pizza Hut hired Barry Gordon for CEO in 2007 upon CEO Greg Creed announcing his retirement to pursue other ventures. Gordon, a former S.A.G. President and former two-term US Congressman (D-CA) who also performs voicing acting work intermittently, oversaw the company expand its pickup-only locations after their popularity rose during the SARS pandemic of the mid-aughts. After ten years leading the multinational corporation, Gordon aims to retire in six months. It is most likely that the company will select Peter Rokkos, Greek-American businessman and former prosecuting attorney who is second-in-command at the company, to be the next CEO of Pizza Hut…

    The Wall Street Journal, 2/25/2017



    GARY JOHNSON CONFIRMED FOR INTERIOR

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    ..the former Governor of New Mexico is expected to be sworn in as the new US Secretary of the Interior next week...

    The Washington Post, 2/26/2017



    PEOTONE AIRPORT FINALLY OPENS

    …After over twenty years in development, Chicago Mayor Al Wintersmith today presided over the official opening of the Windy City’s third airport. The long-awaited Peotone Airport, located roughly 40 miles south of Chicago, finally began receiving commercial aircraft today. Peotone was built in order to serve the southern suburbs of the Chicago metro area, and to decongest air traffic at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, in a development project begun under Mayor Richard M. Daley in 1998. The long-proposed and controversial construction of a third Chicago Airport has faced opposition from locals in Protons, along with many claiming the airport is too costly and too expensive to operate…

    – The State Journal-Register, the only local daily newspaper for Springfield, IL, 2/27/2017



    …And in Europe, the nations of Austria, Poland, and Czechoslovakia were all the target of a massive cyberattack over the weekend, with thousands of ontech bank accounts being breached and made vulnerable to identity theft in a major failing of financial firewalls…

    – ABC Morning News, 3/1/2017



    …concurrent with debate over the merits of foreign intervention in Burkina Faso came calls for a “safer technet,” though the term had a multitude of meanings ranging from promoting wholesomeness on all sites, to shielding the underage from adult elements Intec, to sites themselves cracking down on nefarious site members, to even returning to the draconian proposals of the late 1990s, a.k.a. the technet’s “Dark Ages” period. With data breaches becoming increasingly prominent in public discussions and increasingly problematic behind the scenes, hackers targeted the vulnerable or the “technologically illiterate” to use ID theft to buy fancy items, or in some occasional cases, to pay off bills. Ontech anonymity still on a site-by-site basis, but in Europe, talk of limiting anonymity to curb negative ontech behavior was growing into a major debate issue, pitting people promoting privacy against pushers for the more publicly-oriented “personalization” of the technet...

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    Orgazmo
    is an American live-action comedy TV series written by, co-produced by, and co-starring Trey Parker and Chet Martin, and also starred David Krumholtz, Sarah Hyland, Tyler Okonma, Calum Worthy, Michael Cuccione, and Pratyusha Banerjee, along with Tawdry Teal, Dian Bachar and Jason McHugh, plus many guest stars. The plot followed a devout Mormon missionary who, after reluctantly joining the adult film industry, inadvertently stumbles into the world of superheroes, and joins several fictional crime-fighters in defending the world from evildoers.

    After Parker initially developing the concept for it in 1995, the series was greenlit in either late 2000 or early 2001. After several delays, finally premièred on September 4, 2003 and concluded on March 2, 2017 after 12 seasons and 296 episodes. Originally meant to be a sex comedy that parodied superhero tropes and superhero movies that were highly popular during the 1990s and 2000s decades, the final seasons included “slice-of-life” comedic storylines that were more syndicated in nature and focused more on the development of the character within the series. The show also became more experimental over time, with its 2014 Halloween Special receiving several awards for its nontraditional means of storytelling.

    Similar to Parker’s earlier long-running series “Time Warped,” Orgazmo developed a strong cult following.

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “I think it’s messed up how the President gets to pick and choose, you know, which African country we go into and which ones we don’t. It’s kinda racist, like the days of colonizing, and imperialism, they never went away. White people are still messing around with Africa like it’s still the 1960s.”

    – Tupac Shakur, radio interview, 3/3/2017



    “Mr. Shakur grossly oversimplified the complexities behind American foreign policy in his comments yesterday. He either overlooked or willingly ignored several key facts. First of all is the fact that President Jesse Jackson intervened in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Secondly, the more important fact that the situation in Sudan was bringing about a humanitarian crisis that could not go unaddressed, while the current ongoing conflict between Burkina Faso and the Fulani Republic is a localized issue that can most likely be resolved through local negotiations that American diplomats are capable of help with if the local parties involved wish us to become involved.”

    – White House Press Charlotte Schultz, new briefing, 3/4/2017



    …Despite Schultz’s best effort to douse the social media fire that had been spurred into a raging blaze by Shaker’s words, Grammer’s approval ratings continued to slide within the African-American community. To counter the claims that the President was “racist” for not intervening in the warfare in West Africa, Grammer resurrected a decades-old proposal.

    “Maybe we should push for a variation of reparations for slavery in the form of income tax exemptions. It would be in keeping with this administration anti-tax themes,” the President ran the idea by his Chief Domestic Policy Advisor, the African-American healthcare advocate and former nurse Renee Amoore.

    “It could makes amends,” she observed with a slight nod of approval.

    “I don’t think the congress would go for it,” Vice President Brown shook his head. After four years presiding over the senate, he had gotten a good “feel” of the place. “I don’t think any Republicans will go for it, and I can think of at least ten Democrats that would say ‘Hell no’ to it.”

    “One way it could work would be to pair it up with Webb’s proposed budget cuts,” Grammer suggested. “He wants to cut down on all those frivolous social programs so the BBA won’t be such a nuisance for the next fiscal year.”

    After a quick moment, Amore replied, “With the tax exemptions, African-Americans could afford to pay for things covered by those programs. So it would be like cutting out a middleman between those communities and their necessities.”

    “Yeah,” Brown grinned with a nod, “We can describe it like that.”

    “You are going to have to describe it like that if you want to win over the more fiscally conscious people in Congress,” warned Amoore.

    “Okay, okay,” Brown said in a defensive manner, “That should take care of them, but it will do no good for those who think that you shouldn’t get special treatment just because your dead ancestor were shit on. Even I’m on the fence on that point.”

    Indeed, the talk of income tax exemptions for only the descendants of slaves but not for the descendants of other maligned groups, such as the Native American, the Mexican, and the Jews, was debated on for the next several weeks. Even within the African-American community, the proposal was controversial. While polling showed that an overwhelming majority of African-Americans supported the notion, several prominent individuals from across the political spectrum, such as Tupac Shaker, Senator Herman Cain, and actor Samuel L. Jackson, considered the proposal to be “like a bribe,” as Shaker called it in an NPR interview. “They want us to shut up and stop calling them racist for how they treat Black people in Africa and Black people over here. …You can’t put a price on us. You can’t silence us. You can’t give us Hush Money like you’re some Buz Lukens wannabe.”

    Nevertheless, the President believed the proposal was in line with libertarian principles, and, if implemented, would be overall beneficial for the country…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    With the “Trump-Wiseau” film trilogy complete, many believed that Donald would found his own film studio. Instead, the Don decided to return to his roots, and shift back to real estate. Donald cited the recent construction of the Chicago Spire, the tallest building in the US, as inspiring him to get “back into the construction game” during an NBC interview.

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    Above: MLB pitcher-turned-real estate developer Donny Trump wears his glasses as he looks over floorplans for his latest real estate venture, c. early 2017

    – Kate Bohner’s The Art of The Don: The Unofficial Biography of Donald Trump, Times Books, 2020 edition



    BREAKING NEWS!: Cyberattack Leaks Info On Over 1,000,000 Private US Bank Accounts!

    – Kennedy News Network, 3/22/2017 broadcast



    “Heh. Told you so.”

    – former NASA Director John McAfee, reply-comment posted on buddytalk.co.usa, a popular social media netsite, 3/23/2017



    “Although the attack had several of the characteristics of a state-sponsored act of cyber-terror, the US intelligence agencies could not confirm that this act was such an attack,” said the latest NBC News anchor. “All that could be confirmed was that the hackers behind the assault of 1.1million bank accounts originated from inside Russia, and was similar in strategy to an earlier, smaller cyberattack reportedly originating from inside China.”

    “Mute,” The President instructed the remote, turning off the screen. “I can’t believe the cyber-terrorism is a still new ‘field scenario’ for American intelligence. Still! Even after the technet became a prominent aspect of global commerce and trade 25 years ago!”

    “I’m more angry at the Chinese and Russian governments than our own,” the Vice President grumble. “There’s no evidence it was government-sanction, but there’s enough circumstantial evidence, and if that’s good enough for corrupt cops, it’s good enough for me!” Brown looked around the secured room, at all the leading members of the US intelligence community, much of the Grammar Cabinet, and a few members of the White House inner circle. “This was a threat to our national security! Why aren’t we calling out the Russian bastards for this? They violated American enterprise. They betrayed American goodwill. They practically invaded us, are we’re just going to do nothing but go on defense?!”

    “Well of course it’s going to sound bad when you put it that way,” State Secretary Morningstar spoke up. “But this wasn’t exactly a remake of Pearl Harbor. Responding to this sort of this…requires nuance.”

    “Nuance,” the Vice President sounded disgusted by the word leaving his mouth.

    The White House Chief of Staff looked to the President, who, with a slight gesture of his hand, waved her down. He wanted to hear where this was going.

    “We can condemn the Russians for not doing more to prevent this, but we can’t condemn them for supporting it or even accuse them of being behind it because they were clever enough to cover up any government connections, if any. So the best we can do is come together with our allies and try to use multinational solidarity to pressure Russia into submission.”

    “You really think guilt and shame can make the Russians cut it out?” Brown said flalty, clearly unconvinced.

    “We’ll have our Ambassador to the U.N. call out Russian Intelligence for their ‘irresponsible, negligent and abysmal’ job performance, and claim that it reflects poorly on President Nikolayev.”

    Brown grumbled, “Well, it’s a start, at least. I mean, after all, Rome didn’t fall in a day.”

    President Grammer seemed to ignore the comment to contemplate further. “We need to figure out how to take more defensive measures to prevent any further attacks from causing such damage. Hell, we need to stop them from happening in the first place, but that could take a lot of diplomacy. It also would take up a lot of time. Time that too many can’t afford to waste. So in the meantime, what we need to do is set up defensive measures. Secure vital technet-based infrastructure, such as power grids, banking systems, healthcare centers and hospitals, and encourage businesses and residential areas go in for additional backup generators. And maybe even encourage businesses pay extra for anti-virus firewalls.”

    Hillary Rodham-Clinton, the nation’s newest US Secretary of Commerce, lamented, “So much of our infrastructure is in the hands of the private sector. If we had the kind of oppressive big government that Beijing is overseeing we could easily clamp down on this, and force businesses to use anti-virus software.”

    “Well that’s the trade-off you get with small government, I’m afraid,” Secretary Weld said to Rodham-Clinton in a sympathetic manner. “Sometimes you go in alone.”

    “Not necessarily,” Defense Secretary Eileen Collins suggested. “If a government can do something to ensure freedom, it has to do so. It may be paradoxical, but in cases like this, maybe government involvement can better ensure freedom, because we wouldn’t be ensuring freedom from government interference – we’d be ensuring freedom from external threats, threats are much more sinister, and, believe it or not, much more heartless than IRS auditors.”

    The President replied, “Well, for the time being, we are going to work with the private sector on this. We’re going to have to come up with some specs on how to modernize our cyber defenses, and deepen private-public partnerships. And soon, say, by the end of the year?” He looked around the room.

    “That sounds doable,” Weld nodded. Rodham-Clinton concurred as well.

    Brown nodded as well, “Yeah, the hackers gained access to private sector groups and two federal agencies, so we’re all on the same bike here.”

    Rodham-Clinton inquired, “Isn’t it ‘all in the same boat here’?”

    The Vice President groaned, “If you like that better, sure, whatever!”

    Osman “Oz” Bengur, the Deputy US Secretary of the Treasury, then began the meeting’s brainstorm with “How about we raise the cost of Russia doing business with the U.S.?”

    “You mean tariffs, or encouraging businesses to raise their prices and demands?” Rodham-Clinton asked.

    “If necessary, maybe both.”

    Weld opined, “Maybe that, or, perhaps, some economic sanctions on Russia?”

    “No, no, any of that may hurt American businesses more than it hurts them,” Rodham-Clinton shook her head.

    “Then how about we just fight fire with fire? Each time they hack us, we hack them.” Brown bellowed, “Give them a taste of their own medicine!”

    Grammer mulled, “Hmm… Maybe.”

    “But Kelsey,” Morningstar objected, “There’d be the risk of that blowing up in our faces.”

    Grammer replied, “True, true. Alright, how about this – we focus first and foremost on defending American technet accounts, all private info held by banks, netsites, the works. That should be the top priority. Then we focus on the rest.”

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    CO-ENDORSEMENTS RISING IN PROMINENCE

    …With Boston about to go through its first RCV Mayoral election, “endorsement-splitting” is becoming the new political strategy, both for the City as well as for other parts of the country… The Boston Globe’s endorsing of the two leading progressives in the race is telling, as promoting more than one candidate can help to promote an ideology shared among similar candidates instead of limiting one’s support to just one option. Multi-endorsing thus may play a key role this November…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 3/28/2017



    …On March 29, 2017, NASA Director J. Preston Bezos announced the planned launch of the Blue Moon Carrier, a robotic space cargo carrier and lander for making cargo deliveries to the Moon, as a part of the building of the Lunar Bot Hub. The first lander to be sent to the moon, Bezos announced it would land on the moon in August 2018. Capable of carrying 9,000 pounds to the lunar surface or LBH, this cargo/payload vehicle had great potential in Bezos’ eyes. The Director had begun developing the idea after conceiving its design in 2008 after groundbreaking breakthrough was made in Vertical Landing Technology earlier that year. The BMC would be the first time that the new VL technology was used on the lunar surface, and was scheduled to travel there on a NASA New Grissom sub-orbital rocket, with further plans on a manned mission to Moon to oversee development of the LBH’s completion in May 2021…

    – researcher R. Cargill Hall’s Impact: The History of NASA, Dover Publications, 2018 edition



    TOP RUSSIAN DIPLOMAT: N.D.R.R. Should Lead “Constructive Assistance” In “Troubled” African Nations

    ...Sergey Lavrov, the former Russian Ambassador to India who in the past has been praised for overseeing post-SARS renewal efforts, has been Russian President Nikolayev’s Chief Foreign Affairs Advisor since 2015… The comments come after US foreign policy officials expressed disinterest in addressing conflicts in Eritrea and Burkina Faso with “direct and immediate military intervention,” instead backing a plan for promoting “locally-sourced negotiations”…

    The New York Times, 3/30/2017



    GOVERNOR PRITT SIGNS NEW US SENATE VACANCY RULE INTO LAW

    …the new state law stipulates that in the event of a vacancy in the US Senate, whoever is appointed by the governor to serve until the next election must be from the same political party as that of the vacating senator. Amid both bipartisan support and bipartisan opposition, the bill barely prevailed in state congress last week…

    The Charleston Gazette-Mail, West Virginia newspaper, 4/2/2017



    W.H.O. DECLARES ANOTHER POLIO VIRUS STRAIN ERADICATED: “There’s Just One Left Now!”

    …The King of Afghanistan is praising WHO workers for assisting his efforts to eradicate the strain from his country …the global organization is now currently aiming to completely eradicate polio by 2020 as the virus is now at-large in only one country: Pakistan…

    The Daily Telegraph, 4/4/2017 [4]



    WHITE HOUSE WELCOMES HEALTHY BABY GIRL!

    …The First Lady’s newest addition to the Grammer Family, Alicia Charlotte Grammer, is the President’s ninth child overall…

    The Washington Post, 4/5/2017



    NASA CONFIRMS HAVING MORE DATA ON THE ANCIENT OCEANS OF MARS

    …Deputy NASA Directors Ronald McNair and Dr. Dava J. Newman reported that they are “pleased” by the findings of the Space Probe Inquisitor, which returned to Earth last month after conducting geological science on Mars for two years, drilling for deep-layer soil samples at the Red Planet’s south pole, where underground glacial lakes were discovered in 2001. “The probe’s findings give us further geological evidence that Mars’ ancient planet-wide groundwater system was connected to a larger Martian ocean during the Planet’s early history,” says Dr. Newman, who worked for Mission Control Houston during the historic Marstronaut Mission of 2003...

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/space/news, 4/7/2017



    WHO KNEW RUSSIAN PHILOSOPHY COULD BE SO CAPTIVATING?!

    …when the progressive multimedia empire Tumbleweed Media selected the relatively obscure independent actor/filmmaker known by the moniker Bagel Pizzazz [5] to star as Peter Kropotkin in a high-budgeted movie about the Russian philosopher’s life, many were taken aback. Pizzazz, best known for producing surrealist avant-garde projects and promoting his work almost entirely ontech, is fairly unknown; this was Pizzazz’s first-ever serious film role. Thus, a lot was riding on Pizzazz being able to transition him acting skills into this dramatic vehicle. To our surprise, the pseudonymous thespian pulled it off!

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    Above: Pizzazz (l) and Kropotkin (r)

    …While its obscure subject matter may make many moviegoers hesitant to watch this 2-hour-long biopic, the film itself is good overall, with decent camerawork, a superb soundtrack and, apparently, a close dedication to historical accuracy. Though its script may leave the audience wanting more, we recommend this flick for its stellar dramatic performances…

    The Hollywood Reporter, film review section, 4/10/2017



    …By 2017, Tommy Gun Thompson, the infamous weapons smuggler from several armed conflicts, had already survived two attempts on his life, reportedly via contracts issued by former associates he had named in his 2015 best-selling all-tell autobiography “With Cold, Dead Eyes: A Gun Runner’s Confessions.” The conviction of three major gun running leaders were directly tied to the book’s publication…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/arms_trafficking



    HOST: “…For more on the new Guggenheim Guadalajara Museum set to open soon, we are joined now by Angelica Araujo Lara, one of the leading architects overseeing construction of the museum. Senora Araujo Lara has been working on the museum since Mr. Jorge Vergara became personally invested in the project. Senora Araujo Lara?”

    ARAUJO LARA: “Good morning, and hello, everyone. I’m glad to be here.”

    HOST: “We’re glad to have you on. So, tell, this Guggenheim Guadalajara Museum, it has been in development for a long time, with the initial proposal being announced all the way back in 2004. Why has it taken over a decade to get built?”

    ARAUJO LARA: “Well, first of all, you can thank Mr. Vergara for getting it built in the first place.”

    HOST: “You mean Mr. Jorge Vergara, the famous billionaire film producer and owner of the nutrition company Omnilife?”

    ARAUJO: “Yes, that very same Mr. Vergara. He is a very important and influential figure in Guadalajara, and he ensured the museum got the funding needed for it to get built. The Guggenheim foundation had wanted to open this branch for a long time, and originally, they proposed an architectural project similar to the Guggenheim Bilbao, which cost about 85 million pesos to build. Right from there, the project slowed because of financial issues.”

    HOST: “So there were monetary concerns?”

    ARAUJO LARA: “Yes. The project was already expensive before groundbreaking even began, with a 1-million-peso feasibility study for the branch happening in 2004. But the state and local governments really wanted this to be a tourist destination for the benefit of the people of Jalisco, especially in the wake of the SARS pandemic drying up the tourist industry over there. But the city government wanted it to be affordable, too. They were willing to pay no more than 50 million pesos altogether, but the Guggenheim wanted an architecturally significant building, so they would not go any farther down in cost than 75 million pesos, and the foundation refused to have the museum be scaled down any farther than they already had been by 2006. The dispute lasted for another two years, until 2009, when Mr. Vergara finally stepped in to cover the outstanding cost with a personal donation in exchange for a wing of the building to be named after him.”

    HOST: “Well that was very considerate of Mr. Vargara; he sounds like a great man. And now a word from this program’s sponsor, Omnilife – live your best life with Omnilife nutrition products…”

    – Azteca Uno, Mexican TV channel, 4/21/2017 broadcast (translated) [6]



    REPUBLICANS INTRODUCE THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE E.P.I.C. JOBS BILL

    The Washington Post, 4/22/2017



    LABOUR MP EXPELLED FROM PARLIAMENT FLOOR FOR STARTING VERBAL QUARREL

    …With shouts of “loonie,” “liar” and “got ahold of the wrong end of the stick, you have,” Danny Dyer, Labour MP from London, was asked to leave of the floor of parliament after beginning a shouting spat with Tory MP Andy Burnham over Burnham’s support for the new Conservative government’s tax reform proposal. Labour leaders have in the past week claimed that the proposed reform, which is being backed by PM Goodlad, will only benefit the wealthy and hurt the middle and lower classes…

    – thedailytelegraph.co.uk, 4/24/2017 e-article



    ZIMBABWE’S GOV. PLEADS FOR CITIZENS TO “BE MORE MINDFUL” OF ELECTRICAL USAGE

    The country’s National Energy Reliability Council is appealing to Zimbabwean consumers of electric power to reduce and limit their usage during peak demand hours of 2-to-7 pm after reserve capacity fell below 5,000 megawatts last week. This could impact business operations if Zimbabwe is involved in anyone’s work. Just an FYI post.

    >Comment 1:

    I got relatives over there, so thanks for the notice.

    >Comment 2:

    This is not the first time they’ve had energy issues. They’ve had it much worse before. It’s sort of the reason why investments into in-place bicycles hooked up to independent generators is at an all-time high in Zimbabwe.

    >Response 1 to Comment 2:
    It’s not a bad idea. Those things are popping up all over the place here in Cape Town. They’re quite good. They’re reliable during storm and energy shortages, and they work well even when the power is not out and you just want to exercise at home, or just cut some money off your next power bill!

    >Response 1 to Response 1 to Comment 2:
    Yeah, but you really have to save up to buy it. But the price for one of the kits is going down a bit each year, so some day I’ll probably get one of them too!

    – discussiontime.co.soaf, popular social media site endemic to South Africa but downloadable globally, 4/25/2017



    …On April 26, US Attorney General Susana Martinez announced that the US Justice Department was pressing charges against three individual members of the People’s Republic of China’s military, alleging that they directly hacked, or directly ordered the hacking of, several computer networks of several American companies last year, stealing intellectual property and even some trade secrets. The indictment was the first of its kind to be brought by the U.S. publicly against possibly state-sponsored hackers.

    However, journalists were quick to point out that it was very likely that the defendants would never see the inside of a U.S. courtroom, which in turn fueled questions on whether the indictment strategy for intimidating Russia and China into ceasing and desisting the technet hacks would be a success or a failure.

    “This is pitiful,” former NASA Director John McAfee opined in an April 27 THN interview. McAfee, who had designed software for NASA for decades, claimed the indictments were “meaningless,” saying “They do not actually stop them from getting other government-sponsored hackers to continue the hacking.” McAfee alleged that those accused were directed directly by PRC Chairman Yang Gang.

    Meanwhile, Adam Segal, director of the Digital and Cyberspace Policy Program at the Council on Foreign Relations, a non-profit think tank founded in 1921, took an even more defeatist attitude. “Even if they allow their own to be exposed, if we catch such individuals hacking our systems, or if we admonish them for it, it’s just a few government workers. Peons are a dime a dozen to them when compared to the billions of dollars in business projects and secrets that they steal. They don’t care, because we depend on them for manufacturing.”

    To Segals’ claims of imbalanced trade relations, Robert Reich made a counterpoint in a CBS interview the next day. Reich, the former US Secretary of Labor, stated that “Commerce works both ways. If we indeed depend on the Chinese for manufacturing, then they depend on us for a customer base. If you can convince American consumers and businesses to stop buying from China, their government may see that the underhanded undermining of international commerce is no longer worth it. They need to see economic consequences.”

    In Reich’s defense, such leveraging happened once before in 1988, when a band of US-based businesses drummed up a boycott of China to protest their mistreatment of Uyghurs in western China. However, national dynamics have altered dramatically since then. The People’s Republic of China was now much stronger economically on the world stage than it was then, and so there was no guarantee that such a retreat would hold up in the economic world stage of 2017 and sway China’s opinion toward reconsidering their current alleged practices. But with Russia, there was some greater chance at persuasion, albeit slight…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    Ali Ahn, Voice Actress, Lands Occurring Role On Futurama Ahead of Season 23 Premier

    …the “rising star” of the voice acting community is set to play Janey Lee, a distant relative of Lisa Wong, a major character on the long-running series. The character will be introduced to Futurama fans in the premier episode of Season 23, which is scheduled to air on September 3rd, 2017…

    – thehollywoodreporter.co.usa, 4/30/2017 e-update



    …By May 2017, President Grammer was mentioning to his States and HHS Secretaries that he was considering withdrawing US funding contributions to W.H.O. in order to make federal ends meet for the 2018 budget, in order to not violate the Balanced Budget Amendment. It was either that, or shave off the WHO equivalent from the military. Vice President Brown opposed the latter option, believing that due to the rise in “agitation” from Russia and China in the form of cyber attacks, the military could not afford such cuts.

    However, in a 2021 radio interview, then-former Secretary of Defense Eileen Collins stated that “Harley [Brown] did not initially understand how cyberwarfare worked. He thought that it could easily lead to a regular, more conventional form of warfare, and wanted to be prepared. And even though both he and the President sat in on weekly briefings, Grammer was the brighter student; he picked up on things quicker, and could see that the budget could be cut away from both the Defense and State department to make up the difference and bringing the budget out of the red.”

    Grammer reportedly did not discuss the 2018 budget with his Vice President, instead sending his “first mate” of sorts on a V.I.P. tour of Saudi Arabia during the week that the budget was finalized, assigned with returning on a report on US-Saudi relations…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …In light of the rise in cyberattacks, FLG Inc. CEO William Kirk Hannon and KFC Head executive David C. Novak sought to establish greater parameters to better protect the accounts and investments of FLG’s stockholders and the contracts of their business partners concerning materials, manufacturing, processing and transportation. On the lighter side of matters, though, Hannon and Novak assured stockholders that there was no danger of arguably the most famous culinary trade secret in world history – The Colonel’s legendary 11 Secret Herbs and Spices blend – falling into the possession of foreign or domestic hackers.

    “The recipe itself is written on paper. It has never once touched the surface of a printer or comp-scanner,” Novak described the situation during one meeting with investors that was held in early May 2017. “We use two or more different and unrelated suppliers to prepare the 11 spices and herbs in order to ensure that no single entity has the whole thing. We use two or more different and unrelated companies to actually make the actual recipe for us – one makes the one part, the other company makes another part, and then a state-of-the-art computer processing system carefully blends the parts together. However, not even the computer itself knows what the ingredients are; all the culinary elements are labelled ‘Ingredient A,’ ‘Ingredient B,’ Ingredient C,’ et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. If the computer’s in the dark, and our firmly-secured computer software system is hacked, the computer can tell the hackers nothing because it knows practically nothing.” After the blending process is completed, the parent company then ships the final product – the secretive blend – to KFC outlets to preserve the recipe's secrecy.

    With The Colonel famously claiming that the ingredients “stand on everybody's shelf,” maintaining and publicly announcing such activities heighten the allure of cracking the code and uncovering the special blend. This has made for a fantastic marketing ploy, as whomever wants to try and reverse-engineer the blend must purchase from KFC in order to reverse-engineer it and compare the conclusion of their own endeavors against The Colonel’s own creation. The allure also leads to more people learning how to cook – or, at the very least, learn how to cook fried chicken – which is always a plus in any endeavor…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    JENNY LEONG WINS LABOUR PARTY LEADERSHIP ELECTION

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    …Sidney MP Jenny Leong, b. 1977, was a member of the Greens until 2012, and was a member of the New South Wales Legislative Assembly from Sidney from 2009 to 2013. A member of Parliament since 2013, she is the first female MP to rise to the position of leader of the Labour Party, making her PM Varvaris’ Opposition Leader. Her ontech media presence, progressive proposals, and inspiring oratory skills and rhetoric account for her quick political rise…

    The Canberra Times, Australian newspaper, 5/5/2017



    PRESIDENT OF FRANCE EMBROILED IN FINANCES SCANDAL

    …Leotard still insists that his political party’s funds for his re-election bid were only “temporarily resting” in his personal account…

    – The Montreal Gazette, Quebec newspaper, 5/11/2017



    BEZOS MEANS BUSINESS: NASA And The Privatization of Space Exploration

    …In light of increasingly limited funding for NASA coming from the federal government – a part of President Grammer’s creed of “minimum government, maximum freedom” – the administration’s director, J. Preston Bezos, has teamed up with Rob Myerson of the private space company Glenn Horizons to collaborate on the “Sustained Orbital Gateway.” Better known as the “Lunar Bot Hub,” the SOG, an idea put into motion by the previous NASA Director, John McAfee, is an ambitious plan that Bezos aims to have completed – that’s designing, launching and assembling in space – within just the next five years.

    Glenn Horizons is not the only private space exploration enterprise, but it is one of the largest. Other big dogs in the arena of space-centric businesses are Atlas, Space Launch Systems, and Vulcan Enterprises. They too have been strengthening ties to NASA in recent years in the for of several long-term business contracts. Along with Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grunman and Draper Labs, closer relations to these companies as a part of Bezos’ effort to “open up” space to private enterprise in order to “shake some of the responsibilities of expanding to other worlds off of the shoulders of NASA and other government agencies,” as the Director described at a press meeting last year.

    NASA’s newfound support for the private sector means that the agency is now engaging in an “industrial partnership” to work on multiple projects. The most ambitious of these scientific endeavors is developing greater fuel cell power with the assistance of Vulcan Enterprises in order for such cells to better endure the frigid temperatures of “lunar night” when installed on a LBH. “Working with our friends at Glenn Horizons to assemble the Sog, partly on Earth, partly in orbit, and partly on the lunar surface for maximum stability, will allow for a greater, wider and more diverse pooling of resources and ideas that will benefit us all in the long term.”…

    Time Magazine, mid-May 2017 issue



    …Bulgarian President Angel Marin of his nation’s Socialist party today announced that that the Bulgarian National Assembly had compromised on reforms for their national court system with the opposition, getting their National Court Justices to be voted by national elections in exchange for voting down a proposed law to ban indoor smoking in public buildings nationwide. The compromise is reportedly similar to one made last year to shut down the controversial Belene Nuclear Power Plant in northern Bulgaria in exchange for deregulating the nation’s patent office to encourage private enterprise.

    Marin, who has spoken favorably about controversial President Nikolayev of Russia for him supporting Marin’s government during the 2015 Bulgarian coup attempt, also met with the Russian diplomat Sergei Lavrov in Sofia this week to discuss improving Bulgaria’s relations with both Eastern and Western Europe, saying that innovation on both sides of the continent can benefit the Bulgarian people…

    – BBC World News, 5/17/2017 broadcast



    NIKOLAYEV REVEALS THE TEN COSMONAUT FINALISTS FOR PLANNED RETURN TO THE MOON

    …Star City, the nation’s astronaut training facility in Moscow Oblast, has announced the names of the ten applicant finalists selected for a 2021 “moonshot” plan, which, if successful, would be the first time in 13 years that humans have stepped on the moon, and the first time since the 1970s that Russian cosmonauts have walked on the lunar surface…

    Kommersant (The Businessman), Russian newspaper, 5/20/2017



    The Place to Be


    Premiered: May 21, 2017 (Sundance)
    Genre: drama
    Cast: see list

    Plot:

    The movie opens on a young adolescent boy holding his hands over his ears as his two parents shout loudly on the other side of a living room; the boy looks out the window with tears in his eyes as the shouting intensifies.

    The film then cuts to a middle-aged man tossing and turning in bed and the sound of some kind of commotion intensifies, and ends with him waking up in a cold sweat.

    In the next scene, the young boy from before, revealed to be named Jeffrey, is attending school when he meets the man from before, who is Mr. DeForest, a new English teacher at the school who is on “bathroom duty,” signing students in and out of the bathroom to ensure student safety after a bullying incident last year. Jeffrey notices scars on DeForest’s upper lip. After leaving, he mentions them in class, and another student, Sid, says he heard a rumor that he got them in KW2, “the Reds got so desperate for meat they ate the dogs and brainwashed some people into thinking they were dogs, and those guys bit him.” An unnamed student claims he was an aide to TV’s survivalist Jeb Bush and got bit by a coyote while filming an episode in Alaska.

    The next morning, DeForest looks at his face in the bathroom mirror when shaving and has a flashback of when his upper lip was bitten by a neighbor’s dog. The audience is then introduced to Zeynep, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, on who Jeffrey has a crush. A flashback to Jeffrey’s family life shows that his family is racist, which suggests he is too afraid of his parents berating him for being attracted to her and the reason why he is reluctant to ask her out. Hanging out with his two friends after school, we learn Jeffrey is only allowed to stay after school for two hours for free tutoring sessions, but does not need them; he tells his parents he does in order to spend time with friends, as he is not allowed over to anyone’s homes and nobody is allowed over at their home. A cut to later in the day shows how Jeffrey’s mother watches her children shower from the bathroom doorway every time they come home, and that she will “intervene” if they are not “doing a good job” in order to ensure that they are properly “decontaminated” from the outside world; it is suggested that she has been psychological traumatized by the SARS Global Pandemic.

    The next day, Jeffrey stops by DeForest’s homeroom, where is desk is “decked out” with UFO and doomsday paraphernalia. Jeffrey thinks to himself, via voice-over, “I can’t figure this guy out – he’s fascinated with the end of the world, and yet appreciates and optimistically loves this crap life we got on Earth.” After Jeffrey discussing his grades and skills in other classes, DeForest suggests he take up writing.

    The movie then shifts in tone and presentation to show the story that Jeffrey begins writing after school:

    A boy named Jack is a popular kid in High School and is about to talk to a girl at a party when The End of The World begins. He finds his next-door neighbor, retired US Army General Winchester DeKerry, leaving the house and into a taxi to board a plane with his family. Jack somehow “sneaks aboard the taxi.” The story then jumps ahead to the plane taking off as a tsunami destroys an airport and Jack narrates that they are travelling through a hurricane to “special bunkers in Colorado. On my techslab, I watched helplessly as someone livestreamed explosions going off in –.”

    Jeffrey’s writing is interrupted by a teacher informing him that the after-school buses are about to leave.

    Back at his family’s house, Jeffrey’s parents are violently arguing, and Jeffrey laments via voice-over his living “too far away for the neighbors to hear.” Putting his shoulder to one ear and using his recessive hand to cover the other ear, Jeffrey uses his free hand to continue to work on his story:

    “– explosions going off in an escalation of long-dormant tensions.” He writes that the President has flown to safety, with Jack overhearing DeKerry claim that the President is now in Denver, but that the Vice-President’s helicopter has crashed and he is assumed dead.

    A sharp transition to the next day shows Jeffrey’s friend from before, Matt, is reading the story up to now. He tells Jeffrey that the story is overly complex because Jeffrey is trying to combine too many interesting theories.

    Jeffrey continues writing after school more intently, hiding from everyone in an empty classroom:

    Jack’s plane enters the ash cloud caused by Yellowstone erupting; the plane crashes 27 miles outside of Denver.

    Jeffrey has difficulty writing this part, so he skips over it.

    Suddenly, planes from overhead start bombing the area behind them. Jack explains, “They were trying to impede the spreading of the lava flow, and – ”

    Jeffrey suddenly realizes that he’s missed the bus, and hurriedly runs all the way home in a rainstorm. As soon as he opens the door, his mother grabs him and violently scolds him for being “missing” for nearly an hour. Jeffrey tries to make up a lie, but his mother severely beats him before he can even explain himself. That night, Jeffrey tells himself he should give up writing.

    The next day, DeForest sees that Jeffrey appears to be distraught, and he tells him “whenever something’s bothering you, and you can’t talk about it, write about it. Write it out.”

    Jeffrey adds a scene to his story in which the survivors of the plane crash walk through the ash cloud on a road filled with abandoned cars. One survivor is very annoying to the rest of the group, leading to DeKerry shooting her “in a way that made it look like an accident.”

    Jeffrey realizes that this is too dark, so deletes that part (represented in the “Jack” story by the film “rewinding”) and instead has DeKerry scold the character instead, shutting her up.

    “They eventually make it to the airport, with DeKerry having clearance.”

    Jeffrey then leaves for the after-school buses.

    That night, Jeffrey’s mother bursts into his room to complain about her stubbing her toe, blaming her son for her clumsiness by claiming she was distracted by her thinking about his tardiness the other day. Jeffrey remarks “That’s ridiculous,” and in voice-over complains about how his mother is always trying to find ways to blame things others. His mother hits him, angering Jeffrey; they have a complex and intense argument that lasts for five minutes until the father comes home. The mother than tells the Father that Jeffrey is “out of control” for talking back to her, but proceeds to argue with the husband when he says he will “deal with it later.” Jeffrey stays up that night to continue writing.

    DeKerry is only allowed 5 people into the special bunker, but they have 6 in their party. Jack decides to stay behind and let the woman and DeKerry’s family into the bunker, along with a girl named Zoe that Jack had apparently brought with him from the party (suggesting a rewrite/retcon has occurred). Zoe kisses Jack on the cheek and they part ways.

    The next day, after school, Jeffrey, in a parallel to real life imagines he is Jack wandering the roads on a nearby abandoned town, finally going into an abandoned hotel (the high school) to watch as unmarked planes bomb the remains of Denver. Unmarked paratroopers land, chase Jack/Jeffrey and he commits suicide by jumping off the roof. The book ends with character waking up as it was all a dream, but then sees how DeKerry is his new neighbor just like at the beginning of the dream (complete with repeating the same dialogue as before).

    Jeffrey shares his notebook with his two friends during school the next day, and after DeForest notices them discussing it in the hallway during their Lunch period (his friends find it confusing but interesting; Jeffrey appreciates their supportive replies), Jeffrey gives a copy to DeForest. After school, DeForest reads his story and seeks Jeffrey out to tell him of his writing potential. During the conversation, DeForest describes how his scars do not define him; they are a sign of his past, not a sign of his future. After a philosophical “carpe diem” speech about how he’d like to meet aliens some day and will never give up looking for them, Jeffrey walks away, looking inspired and more self-confident.

    The next day, Jeffrey sheepishly asks Zeynep out on a date, but shows bravery and respect in front of her intimidating and protective older brother, and she says yes (possibly out of sympathy). Jeffrey tells her that because his parents are “kind of strict,” he has to be home at the same time the after-school buses drop off students. Zeynep is clearly wary of these “cloak-and-dagger” maneuvers, but Jeffrey swears that he can make it work.

    Jeffrey and Zeynep are then seen rollerblading down a street. Arriving at Jeffrey’s home just as the buses arrive, Zeynep departs with Jeffrey’s rollerblades. Indoors, his parents are still fighting, but Jeffrey seems to either be blocking them out better, or is slowly losing his hearing (it is purposely left vague, given the dark and anxious tone of the final moments of the scene).

    The final scene in the film sees DeForest throwing out the trash at his home when a bright light suddenly is cast onto him. He looks up, and a cut to a wide shot confirms it is a UFO. DeForest, both shocked and elated that he is finally experiencing a close encounter, remarks “So, where we going tonight, boys?” And the film ends with a sudden flash of light.

    Reception:

    The film was a “sleeper hit” with most critics and audiences, ultimately yielding a net profit after initially underperforming at the box office; the film has developed a small cult following. Most reviews noted its blending of drama and sci-fi elements, with one reviewer describing it as “a showcase of the best and absolute worst humanity can offer, and centered around an even more tragic Walter Mitty.”

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    HERB WESSON ELECTED L.A. MAYOR

    …Wesson, a 65-year-old Democratic city lawmaker, won the runoff election in a landslide after winning roughly 48% of the vote in the city’s blanket primary on May 7… Wesson will be the first African-American to serve as Mayor of Los Angeles since Tom Bradley left office in 1993...

    The Sacramento Union, 5/23/2017



    PULLMANTER CRUISES REPORTS “STAGGERING” LOSSES FOR FQ2

    …the cruise liner company is losing money and stockholders as sponsors pull funding and investors distance themselves from them. The Spanish cruise line company received infamy earlier this year from the double-liner collision off the coast of Sardinia that occurred this past January between a Carnival ship and a Pullmanter Cruises ship…

    COMMENTS SECTION

    >Comment 1:

    Serves them right. They got people killed.

    >Comment 2:

    I guess this works against the conspiracy theory that claims that the rival shipping companies were in cahoots to sink “outdated” ships (i.e., three years) to collect the insurance money?

    >Reply 1 to Comment 2:
    It blows that theory...right out of the water!

    >Reply 1 to Reply 1 to Comment 2:
    Get out.

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 5/24/2017 e-article



    …In late May, Congress responded to the rise in concerns over cyber security issues by introduced the Technology Defense Act to reorganize the US Department of Energy and Technology so that it contained greater powers for addressing and combating technet-based criminal acts and prevention by creating for it a new subdivision, the Undersecretary of Cybersecurity. The TDA also emboldened the powers of the State and Defense Departments, along with the FBI and CIA, in manners concerning cyber-terrorism. With all but the most libertarian of Republicans, and even some Democrats, backing its contents, the legislation was expected to pass with ease.

    In the Executive branch of the government, President Grammer rejected creating a new position called “Chief Technet Policy Advisor” to instead hire someone for the pre-existing position of Deputy National Security Advisor for Emerging Technology. The “tech czar” position had been vacant since its incumbent left the administration in February for a think tank position, and so the situation was ripe for a new “tech czar” to take over.

    Unfortunately, the person chosen for the position was the controversial US Army General (ret.) Ronald L. Kovic. Kovic, age 70, previously in charge of the DET’s anti-cyberbullying division, attempted to quell concerns over his qualification for the job later that month with a press conference, where he spoke in detail on the “grueling task” at hand. “Cyberattacks can be carried out by government, either directly or by sponsoring hackers. But such sorts of attacks are more often carried out by individuals…. We must increase cybersecurity control systems. We must protect America’s transportation systems, electronic voting systems, and international commerce. This administration will be working with governments around the world in what we hope will be a global, multinational effort to keep the technet safe from all malicious agents”...

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    James Brendan Patterson
    (born March 22, 1947) is an American author and philanthropist whose books have sold over 400 million copies; he was the first person to sell 2 million e-books, doing so in May 2017. Among his best works are the Alex Cross, Mothers’ Murder Club, The Robot Diaries, Max Einstein, LAPD Red, and Martin X series, along with many stand-alone thrillers and romance novels, as well as some non-fiction books, too. Additionally, several of his books, such as Susan’s Day, The Hawk Family, A Dog’s Survival, and The President Faked His Death, have been made into TV shows and films.

    A prolific writer considered one of the most successful of contemporary American writers – alongside the likes of Stephen King, Danielle Steel, Jacqueline Wilson, and Octavia E. Butler – Patterson has won several awards. He has won been praised for his efforts to making reading and literature “top national priorities,” using his wealth to donate millions of dollars in grants and scholarships to universities and colleges in the US and the world. As of 2020, he is one of the highest-paid American authors currently still writing, with an estimated total yearly income of roughly $80million...

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2020



    C.D. PARTY GAINS SEATS IN DIET LEGISLATIVE ELECTIONS

    …Prime Minister Renho tonight led the Constitutional Democratic Party to victory over opposition leader and former Deputy PM Akie Matsuzaki of the Centrist Party. The plurality-holding C.D.s gained 22 seats, and the Social Democrats, with whom the C.D. party is allied, gained 12 seats, as support for the Centrists continues to fall…

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 5/30/2017



    G.R.E.E.N. DEAL LEGISLATION KILLED IN SENATE VOTE, 58-46; Minority-Holding Democrats Swear: “We Will Keep Introducing It Until It Passes!”

    …the landmark proposal was rejected on partisan lines by the majority-holding Republicans despite polls finding that as many as 74% of Americans support the implementation of a “national deal” to “Globally Reduce Emissions to Empower Nature” proposal…

    The Washington Post, 6/1/2017



    JAKE BUTCHER IS DEAD AT 81

    …The Tennessee Governor was quickly removed from the 1980 Democratic Presidential ticket amid the scandal and replaced with diplomat Jimmy Carter in an effort to salvage Scoop Jackson’s campaign…

    The New York Times, side article, 6/2/2017



    INTERVIEWER: “So then, how did you get into the music scene?”

    Brittany PRESSLEY: “Well, I originally started out in voice acting. Not in cartoons, though. It was more like radio commercials and briefly appearing in TV ads, never the main focus of any of the TV spots. Then when I got started getting gigs narrating books on tape, I mean for downloading sites, I started to, you know, make more contacts, develop more connections, and eventually, Jermaine Dupri, the record producer, contacted me after he listened to this one audiobook where one character does a singing bit. He was impressed by how I sang the bit, and got me to sign on. Before I knew it, I had my first album.”

    Interviewer: “And your newest album, Bells Don’t Ring For Me, comes out on the Fourth of July, correct?”

    PRESSLEY: “That’s right. I spent a lot of time on it, and I think a lot of people will enjoy it. It’s a mix of a lot of genres, but it all runs together in a very smooth way, I think.”

    Interviewer: “Well, then, I wish you thru best of luck at the Grammys next year.”

    PRESSLEY: “Thanks. I really think that, this time around, I’m actually going to win one with this batch of songs. For sure!”

    – interview, Tumbleweed Magazine, early June 2017 issue



    MCAFEE ACQUITTED ON RAPE CHARGE

    …the key piece of information – the mask seen in VidCall footage streamed inside of McAfee’s home – could not be found following a police inspection of his home. …McAfee is suing the Memphis police department for property damage, and claimed one police officer harassed his wife, who is Black, during the inspection of his home…

    – The Knoxville News Sentinel, 6/6/2017



    TED KACZYNSKI: The Genius Maniac You Never Heard Of

    In a frozen wilderness of western Alaska, a man lied dead in shack he built by his lonesome self, surrounded by preserved goods, a Bob Ross original, an old-fashioned typewriter, and thousands of pages documenting his thoughts. Through documentation, and with his next-of-kin’s open permission, we are learning more and more about the curious antics of one Theodore “Ted” Kaczynski, a man who gave up a promising career in academia to live the life of a radical environmentalist and a reluctant technet-based cult leader.

    Ted Kaczynski died in the harsh winter of 2015-2016 from a viral infection, having refused to seek medical treatment for a myriad of conspiratorial beliefs regarding America’s universal healthcare system. Based on the hand-written journals found after his death and the testimony of his closet supporters, we are uncovering more information about the thoughts of this fascinating fanatic. Who exactly was Ted Kaczynski, a.k.a. “The Unifier,” the mysterious leader of the ontech-based anarcho-primitivistic cult “The Forest Fellowship”?

    Ted Kaczynski was born in Chicago in May 22, 1942 in Chicago. After testing an IQ score of 167, he skipped the sixth and eleventh grades, and graduated from high school at the age of 15. He attended Harvard College, then earned a master’s degree in 1964 and a doctoral degree in 1967 after being accepted into the University of Berkeley, California, in 1962. At the age of 25, he became that school’s youngest-ever assistant professor, teaching mathematics despite being uncomfortable taking questions from students.

    Rather abruptly, Kaczynski resigned from his teaching position at Berkeley in 1969 and, two years later, after hearing then-Presidential candidate Mike Gravel praise his home state’s natural beauty in 1971, moved to Galena, Alaska. Beginning to record his observations in journal entries at this point, Kaczynski expressed disappointment in how non-Native American locals and the state government treated the state’s ecosystems, but praised Mike Gravel for making a compelling case for The Last Frontier, writing “there is still hope for this corner of the planet.”

    Determined to live a self-sufficient life, Kaczynski built himself a small log cabin for himself on property north of Galena; he purchased the land with the money from his teaching position. Ted suffered pneumonia in his first winter and had to amputate his own left pink toes due to frostbite, but in his second winter, he was much better prepared to live a minimalistic life of simplicity. He soon taught himself survival skills such as tracking game and sustainable organic farming, though express sadness in having to kill animals. In his journals, he describes in detail his humane treatment of game, writing “I kill them quick so they do not have to suffer.” Ted bought sled dogs in his third year in Galena, and became involved in efforts to get more books for the Galena Library in his seventh year there (1978).

    By 1980, Kaczynski had become cemented in his worldview – that individual liberty and self-sustainability could be achieved by rejecting modern technological progress. Essentially living the life of an areligious Amish frontiersman, he wrote about his contempt for the “cramped” living conditions of urban centers, blaming their “deplorable…small-scale” living conditions for rises in crime, poverty, and health issues.

    Known by locals as a quiet and impersonal young man, some believed he suffered from some form of mental illness, while others believed he was simply an eccentric. In his journals, though, Ted confesses to having violent tendencies. In 1983, for instance, he writes that a hunter broke his leg outside his cabin, but he kept his fire out and the door locked to avoid communicating with him. Ted wrote that the stranger’s calls for help were “satisfying” because “people like him are killing this land, killing the animals unnecessarily, without consideration for the wildlife populations.” Ted later wrote that the hunter survived the trip into town, and felt “no regret” for pretending that his cabin was abandoned. In a more violent incident, Ted confessed in a 1987 journal entry to sabotaging a nearby pipeline with a small explosive device that interrupted the line’s operations for nearly a week. In a 1988 entry, Ted writes that he even considered assassinating Tom Fink, the unpopular Governor of Alaska at the time, over his mishandling of the Great Chevron Oil Spill. However, Kaczynski’s “urge… to kill him” subsided upon Fink being recalled out of office. Ted later praised then-Governor Bob Ross for his natural preservation strides in 1989, and even sent Ross food grown on his property along with an essay on how to maintain nature that called for rejecting modernism.

    Kaczynski’s fascination with Bob Ross grew upon him getting back a letter of thanks and a Ross original, which the governor would often make for “folks who put in a lot of effort to show that they care.” These gifts, which Kaczynski held onto until his dying day, sparked an obsession with the politician, with Ted repeatedly sending Ross letters of support and even meeting him during his campaigns for President in 2000 and 2016 (though prior to Ross entering each race, Kaczynski supported Harry Braun in 2000 and Gary Larson in 2016). Kaczynski left the state of Alaska for the first time in 38 years in 2009, to travel to Washington, D.C. to meet with Vice President Ross; an effort of his to meet with Ross at his private D.C. residence without having an appointment, however, resulted in an altercation with Secret Servicemen. The incident seemed to have had an effect on Kaczynski, as he does not mention Ross in his journal entries again until 2015.

    His actions in the late 1990s, though, was Kaczynski’s true claim to fame. Having been writing anti-technology treatises since the late 1970s, including op-eds for state newspapers beginning in the 1980s, some of his writings had found their way onto alternative media (“underground”) netsites. In 1995, his monthly visit to the Galena Library led to him learning, to his surprise, that he had ironically developed a very small group of ardent supporters ontech calling themselves the “Forest Fellowship.” He also discovered that one of these FF members, a 27-year-old who went by the username Alexander Supertramp, had been partially inspired by Kaczynski’s “manifestos,” and had in 1993 left the lower 48 and successfully relocated to a relatively new rural community called Gravel, Alaska, located near Galena.

    Never owning a computer, Kaczynski soon met with Supertramp and gave him permission to publish additional essay. In his 1995 essay “To Destroy And To Use,” Kaczynski conceded that the emergence of the technet had the potential to help “give a voice to small groups,” but was reluctant to accept “the hypocritical fame” of “requiring” the technet to condemn the technet. As a result, he allowed what small number of supporters he had to “blog” and post his articles and op-eds on netsites with his reluctant permission. They soon subbed him “the Unifier” for his writings’ ability to bring together a wide and diverse variety of people enthusiastic for having simpler and freer lives.

    In early 2000, Kaczynski garnered more followers after correctly predicting that “sinister government forces will not allow Y2K to cleanse the Earth,” alleging that Y2K would not lead to worldwide computer malfunctions because “the military-industrial complex would perish in the ensuing chaos, and sinister government forces would never allow that treasured complex to perish.” The strength of the Forest Fellowship reached its apex immediately after the worldwide SARS pandemic, when middle class families began moving out of cities in droves to acquire more spacious abodes elsewhere.

    In 2014, several of his articles circulating ontech were found by the FBI to have sufficient pro-violence tendencies to merit him being investigated after one of his more fanatic supporters, a one Eric Robert Rudolph of Florida, bombed a technet services store in Silicon Valley, severely injuring five. Kaczynski was reportedly placed on the Bureau’s “watchlist,” but was never formally charged with or arrested for any wrongdoing.

    Now that Ted Kaczynski is gone, his brother Daniel Kaczynski is conflicted on how to feel. “My brother was a very distant man, emotionally. He could get riled up over technology and humans suffering as a group, but whenever family visited him, and given where he lived, that was only once in a very long while, he had a personality colder than that tundra he surrounded himself in,” Daniel says. “But he was my brother, and I think he meant well, despite all the trouble caused by some of his followers.” The discovery of his journals reveals the depth of his philosophy, and as a result, these personal passages are proving to be highly sought after items by his small “cult” of followers. According to Kaczynski’s next of kin, his brother Daniel, Ted will be remembered as “the last of an exceedingly rare breed of American – the truly rugged woodsman.”

    As Kaczynski is buried in a small grave in Galena Cemetery, the legacy of this little-known hermit radical touches on more than just the urge to lead a simple life. It highlights the rising feelings of discontent found among low-income urban dwellers, many of whom would agree with libertarian-extremist creed scribbled onto the final page of the final handwritten journal of “The Unifier” – “The only way to be free is to rebel. Never be anyone’s slave. Always be your own master, no matter the cost. It is better to die as a human being than live as some cog in some awful massive machine.” [7]

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 6/10/2017




    BOSTON CITY COUNCIL APPROVES CONTROVERSIAL ELECTRONIC ROAD PRICING PLAN

    ...In an effort to curb urban congestion, the city of Boston is implementing an “Earth-friendly” taxation plan loosely based on a system introduced in Singapore back in 1975. The city government aims to use the “tolling” plan to pay for road repair, road expansion and several urban renewal projects. The system uses open road tolling to gather tolls without requiring vehicles to stop or even to slow down to pay them.

    …In Congress, libertarian Republicans are “outraged” by the plan’s approval, claiming that it “directly violates individual rights and individual choice,” according to US Rep. Larry Householder (R-OH). The White House, however, has officially been silent on the matter, apart from President Grammer discussing the issue of states’ rights in a broad context last week, and Vice President Brown calling the proposal “horrific” two weeks ago…

    The Washington Post, 6/14/2017



    GUYANA IS TRYING TO JOIN ANOTHER COUNTRY AGAIN

    …back in the 1990s, the nation of Guyana experienced a movement that saw its people call for their South American country to become a U.S. territory. The social movement received much media attention – and even tepid support from some NASA officials interested in building a launch base there – but the movement never truly went anywhere and ultimately died out. Now, though, rising discontent with the national government – amid a series of corruption scandals and economic issues – has led to a rise in calls for Guyana to become a U.K. commonwealth, noting the rising number of Guyanans living and working in the U.K. and the two nation’s close modern and historical ties. If the past “state-to-territory” movement is anything to go by, this social idea will ultimately fizzle out, but as the future is not yet written, we may just have to wait and see if this time, thing will be different…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 6/15/2017



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    – NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan reacting to his latest social program (providing additional tax credits for single mothers regardless of employment status) narrowly being passed by the New York City Council, 6/16/2017



    …Amid fears of India’s national economy entering a period of stagnancy, so soon after getting through the global ripples of Europe’s economy tanking just four years earlier, India’s Prime Minister returned to an old idea. In office since 2010, N. Chandrababu Naidu (TD), a left-of-center technocrat and former businessman, launched the “International India” movement. First proposed in 2010, Naidu sought to bring in additional national revenue via more lucrative trade deals with Australia, Japan, South Africa and several other nations. The push to invest more into private sectors at home and into foreign markets abroad was, behind closed New Delhi doors, viewed as an effort to compete more successfully against the People’s Republic of China, in the raising of tensions between those two nations. The making of “miniature Cold War” threatened to worsen Sino-Indian relations, but had the potential to work as a “distraction” of sorts to the benefit of US markets and businesses…

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    THE MANY-HATTED MAN
    (released as The Polymath In the UK)

    Premiered: June 21, 2017

    Genre (s): biopic/drama/action/adventure

    Directed by: Ron Howard
    Written by: Akiva Goldsman
    Produced by: Brian Grazer, Neil Canton and Todd Hallowell

    Cast:

    Nicholas Cage as Daniel Hausel

    Danny DeVito
    Brenda Song
    Randall Park
    James Hong

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    A biopic covering the storied life and career of Dan Hausel (b. 1949 in Salt Lake City), a polymath who became a leading expert in the fields of martial arts, geology, astronomy, and mineral exploration, along with becoming a successful author, artist, public speaker and rock musician [8].

    Reception:

    The film received overall favorable reviews from critics and audiences, and made a modest profit at the box office.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1: Confusion for Buckaroo Bonzai

    Given the similarities between the real-life exploits of Hausel and the complex plots of the Buckaroo Bonzai film franchise (1983-1996), many have incorrectly assumed that Buckaroo Bonzai is loosely based on Hausel. This is not the case, as Buckaroo Bonzai was developed in the late 1970s prior to the first Buckaroo Bonzai film premiering in 1983, while Hausel did not become known as a notable and accomplished polymath until the 1990s. Nevertheless, Hausel is still often referred to as “the real-life Buckaroo Bonzai.”

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    2017 MISSISSIPPI FLAG REFERENDUM

    The 2017 Mississippi Flag Referendum was a legislatively referred state statute that appeared on a June 24, 2017 special election ballot, which was held specifically for this state-level referendum.

    [snip]

    State lawmakers began the legislative process in the aftermath of statewide protests and calls for the state flag to be replaced. These protests immediately followed the nearly-fatal knife attack on the life of an 81-year-old Korean-American in Hattiesburg, Mississippi in August 2016, which was a part of the rise in anti-Asian sentiments that had followed the nomination of Taiwanese-American politician Gary Locke (D-WA) for President of the United States. Along with renewed calls for hate crime legislation, Mississippian residents protested outside government offices demanding the state flag be removed amid claims that it promoted white nationalist sentiments.

    After the Commission to Redesign the Mission State Flag was constituted in September 2016, state lawmaker Lauren Stennis, granddaughter of former US Senator John Stencils, proposed the Stennis flag after the commission failed to agree on a single public submission, which had been accepted from October to December 2016. The selection of the Stennis Flag was finalized in February 2017.

    [snip]

    Voters were asked to choose between two propositions concerning the state flag. Proposition A would retain the incumbent flag, which was the last state flag in the Union to feature the Confederate battle flag in the canton. Proposition B would replace the incumbent flag with the Stennis Flag

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    Above: the Stennis Flag

    [snip]

    Results:

    Proposition B – 579,364 (59.2%)

    Proposition A – 399,291 (40.8%)

    Total – 978,656 (100%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “THIS COULD SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES”: Small Enough To Fit Inside A First Aid Kit, Hawaii University Tech Students Make Breakthrough In Designing “Affordable” Device To Make Saltwater Drinkable

    – popularmechanics.co.usa, 6/27/2017 e-article



    JOHN GLENN, HISTORIC ASTRONAUT-TURNED-POLITICIAN, DIES AT 95

    …the famous NASA astronaut passed away from natural causes just three weeks before he could celebrate 96th birthday on July 18... Glenn became famous for the February 20, 1962 Friendship 7 mission that made him the first American to orbit the Earth... After retiring from NASA, Glenn entered politics, and served in the US Senate, as a Democrat from his native Ohio, from 1971 to 2001. After running for President in 1984 and 1988, Glenn was nominated in 1996 at the age of 75; he lost to Larry Dinger, an incumbent with high approval ratings due to the success of the then-recent KW2...

    The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio newspaper, 6/28/2017



    THE TRICKSTER KING

    Premiered: June 29, 2017

    Genre(s): drama/historical/biopic/black comedy/crime
    Directed by: Martin Scorsese
    Written by: Terence Winter and Benicio del Toro
    Produced by: Riza Aziz

    Cast:

    Heath Ledger
    Leo DiCaprio
    Wilmer Valderrama
    Roselyn Luna
    Gloria Garcia
    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    Gregor MacGregor (Heath Ledger) was a Scottish soldier and adventurer, and the mastermind of one of the most shameless confidence tricks in world History.

    MacGregor fought as a British General alongside the Venezuelans against the Spanish in 1812, during the Venezuelan War of Independence. He quickly rose to the rank of General, but after seven years of various operations, MacGregor ended up abandoning British volunteer troops under his command during a calamitous military operation. While in hiding, MacGregor contemplated how to avoid punishment for abandoning his post when he returned to Britain, and soon hatched an idea.

    Upon returning to Britain in 1821, MacGregor claimed that he been elected “Cazique,” or “monarch,” of “Poyais,” a fictional Central American territory he described as a developed colony with a community of British settlers. Over the next several months, he tricked hundreds of people across Britain and France into providing funds for the development of Poyais. As his popularity grew, he told increasingly captivating tales of Poyais’ glorious resources and amenities. The deception was initially limited to Poyaisian government bonds and phony land certificates until 1822, when MacGregor convinced 250 Scottish investors to travel to Central America, secretly hoping that they would build up a colony from scratch, thus making Poyais a real place after all. However, the would-be settler found an uninhabited jungle at Poyais’ alleged location, and instead of staying, soon returned to Europe; more than half of them perished during the total trip.

    MacGregor was tried a French court but acquitted in 1826 when others who still believed in Poyais defended him as character witnesses; they also accused the traveler’s guides of taking them to the wrong location. Soon after, though, MacGregor tried a similar scheme in London and was nearly imprisoned again. With his reputation disintegrating, MacGregor returned to Venezuela, where he had remained popular for aiding them during their war for independence. MacGregor died in Caracas soon after, and was buried with full military honors.

    Reception:

    The film received generally favorable reviews from critics and audiences, with critics praising the performances of Ledger and Valderrama in particular. The film was also a major box office success, nearly tripling the amount of money put into it.

    – mediarchives.co.usa [9]



    …by the end of June, the President’s efforts to exempt the ancestors of slaves from income tax for the 2017 fiscal year had gone nowhere. While the justices of a DC court had spoken highly of it, the majority-holding Republican leadership in both the House and the Senate had essentially shot the idea down.

    But Grammer was persistent. With energy and determination, he decided to bring it up again ahead of the 2018 midterm primaries to try to bring Republican candidates more favorable to this and other proposals of his from the campaign trails to the floors of congress...

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] This number is actually over 50% in OTL, and the cost to taxpayers is over $7million in OTL, according to this article: https://www.democracynow.org/2013/10/18/super_sizing_welfare_costs_low_wages
    [2] According to this interview:
    [3] Based on an OTL article: https://news.mit.edu/2020/faster-protein-synthesis-0528
    [4] Based on this OTL article: https://www.vox.com/2019/10/24/20930553/polio-outbreak-2019-eradication-who
    [5] This is what he went by before legally changing his name to Vermin Supreme!: http://idioideo.pleintekst.nl/VS.html
    [6] IOTL, this museum was cancelled instead of being built because Mexico couldn’t afford it, but because Mexico has been doing better in TTL than in OTL, they can afford it here: http://www.banderasnews.com/0806/art-guggenheim.htm
    [7] A variation of an OTL quote of his.
    [8] All OTL!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Hausel
    [9] Based on OTL!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_MacGregor



    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: May 15 at the earliest, May 22 at the latest!

    this put a smile on my face
    That's great to hear; knowing that it made you smile makes me smile!
    This truely is the greatest timeline.

    TAKE ME TO THIS UTOPIA!!
    Thanks!

    Directions: close your eyes, think about this TL, and count some sheep until you are there.

    Well, as a Democrat, I hate the idea of eternal GOP rule... but on the other hand, after 2020 in OTL, anything is an improvement, so sign me up for this reality!

    Seriously though, I laughed quite a bit reading this post. So good job on this.
    Glad to hear, and thanks!

    That was awesome! Great job!
    Aww, shucks, thanks!

    Thank you all for the feedback; I really appreciate it!

    Good April Fool's Day post, @gap80. Have you given any thought to what your next TL will be and when it will come out?
    No I haven't, not really, and so I don't know when it will come out. Thanks for asking, though. :)

    I'm not upset. Heck, I wanted to see that Vermin Supreme at least had won the nomination on the Libertarian Party.
    You mean in TTL? I'm going to mention Supreme again/some more in another upcoming chapter, so stay tuned I guess!
    You mean in OTL? Yeah, I wanted to see him get nominated as well; that would have been fun!

    I know what Z-list figure we could see as a Presidential candidate ITTL. Monica Lewinsky is a good idea, but what about Mike Leavitt, OTL Secretary of Health and Human Services under President George W. Bush. Considering that it would be better than what his predecessor is doing (TTL's answer to Raymond Reddington from The Blacklist.)
    Again, Tommy Gun Thompson is a moniker and is not OTL Governor Tommy Thompson, who ITTL never made it to governor.
    Anyway, Mike Leavitt is an interesting political figure. Maybe he'll run; we shall see!

    What singers have performed at the White House ITTL?
    I'll cover that in either 2017 or 2018
     
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  • Chapter 114: July 2017 – December 2017

    “Writing isn’t about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it’s about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well.”

    – Stephen King (OTL)



    …we now return to our coverage of the terrible tragedy that occurred in the Golden State this morning. Independence Day celebrations in Crescent City, California were marred and disrupted by a knife attack earlier today that left six people hospitalized for injuries, including the stabber, and at least three people dead from stab wounds. The knife attack, which occurred in a public park at an event billed as family-friendly, has left friends and relatives frightened and a community in shock…

    – NBC News, 7/4/2017 broadcast



    VOLKSWAGEN AIMS TO ONLY BE SELLING RENEWABLE-ONLY VEHICLES BY 2030

    …the German automaker has announced its plan to have “100%” of their vehicle sales to be that of electric and/or solar-powered vehicles. “We are making the future now instead of waiting for it later,” said one of the company’s spokespersons. “We are embracing the benefits and the inevitability of e-mobility”…

    – RNS: Real News Service, 7/7/2017 e-article



    NASA SAYS GOODBYE TO MARS ROVER

    …the administration received the Ascertain land rover’s final communication early yesterday after a successful number of year’s documenting Mars’ southern hemisphere…

    – scientificamerican.co.usa, 7/8/2017 e-bulletin



    HOISTED BY HIS OWN LEOTARD?: Incumbent President and Green Party Candidate Advance To Runoff In French Election

    …in the first round of voting, the scandal-riddled incumbent President of France, Francois Leotard of the Republican Party, came in first place with a plurality of 36% over divided opposition.

    With France’s Socialist Alliance seemingly falling apart, the left wing of the nation’s body politic failed to rally behind a single candidate. As a result, the liberal vote was divided among four challenger – Joseph “José” Bové (Green), Benoit Hamon (Socialist Alliance), former Socialist Alliance member Dominique Voynet (Democratic Socialist) and Francois Bayrou (Democratic Union). With Bové performing exceptionally well in pre-election debates, the Green party candidate has edged out Hamon for the position of second place by a margin of 1%.

    Other prominent candidates included Jean-Christophe Napoleon (Centrist) and Jeremie Renier (Independent), while the remaining minor candidates were Jacques Cheminade (National Front), Laurent Fabius (Sensible) and Romain Duris (Action).

    Early hypothetical polling taken three weeks ago that matched Bové with Leotard showed the former losing by a sizeable margin. However, the most recent polling shows the race to be neck-and-neck, which is more likely due to Leotard’s declining popularity than to Bové’s impressive political rise…

    The New York Post, 7/9/2017



    A TASTE OF ISRAEL: Saudi Arabia’s Go-To Spots For Jewish And Israeli Cuisine

    – Arab News, 7/10/2017 e-article



    MEXICO’S BEST KFC LOCATIONS, RANKED

    – americaneats.co.usa, 7/12/2017



    UN’S SATHIRATHAI BACKS GLOBAL SPACE AGENCY PROPOSAL

    Despite human beings traveling into outer space for decades, there is no global space agency, with only prominent nations like the US and Russia, or major united “blocs” of nations like the Middle East, being capable of operating manned missions to the I.S.S., to the Moon, and to Mars.

    That all may change in the near future, as UN Secretary-General Surakiart Sathirathai of Thailand today endorsed a UN resolution to form such an entity. With the unoriginal title of United Nations Outer Space Exploration Agency (UNOSEA), the agency would operate missile launches via the voluntary collaborations any and all nations. The UN having its own Space Agency could in theory allow smaller nations to pool in their resources and better coordinate multinational efforts to venture into outer space.

    The idea, first proposed by Jan Woerner, head of the multinational E.U.-centric European Space Agency, in 2015, shortly after Russia’s President Nikolayev entered office and began eyeing a return to lunar exploration for his country in 2021. Nikolayev’s talks of reviving the proposed Orbital Piloted Assembly and Experiment Complex (OPSEK) for their own nation’s ventures into the stars [1] may have also played a role in several nations coming forward since then and expressing support for a truly “global” space agency.

    The proposed new agency should not be confused for the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs, which merely promotes peaceful space use and space exploration, and focuses more on the legal side of space-based matter. In fact, the UNOOSA was only created in order to assist the UN’s Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space (UNCPUOS), which is only tasked with responding to legal issues concerning space exploration...

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 14/7/2017



    …In the summer of 2017, the horrific images of the Independence Day Stabbings – the blood-splattered “Happy July 4” banner with the first victim dead on the grass beneath it, the brave father of three tackling the wild-eyed assailant to the ground, the partially-hidden face of a frightened little girl refusing to come out from behind an overturned table – caught national attention, and with it came calls for law enforcement and politicians to do something about. As had become expected, some conservative talking heads – such as occasional contributor Bill Krystal of The Overmeyer Network, and several police officers chiming in to THN – soon enough claimed that the crime occurred due to President Jesse Jackson’s police precinct efforts, regardless of how truthful or untruthful their statements were. In Washington, D.C., Republicans and Democrats sparred over how to best respond to the grisly images being shared across the technet.

    “This is ridiculous. What exactly do the technetters think can be done about this?” Vice President Brown offered his two cents at a meeting with several high-ranking US Senators. “We already have Mental Health Laws in place, and some of them are, to be honest, already way too restrictive. Hell, if I lived in California, I myself would have probably been committed as soon as their state MHL went into effect back at the start of the century.”

    US Senate Majority Leader Webb Franklin (R-MS) explained as best he could. “I think they want more regulations on who purchases certain knives, since that killer’s weapon of choice was a butcher knife, and not something like a butter knife.”

    “State or fed?” Brown inquired.
    “Excuse me?” Franklin requested clarification.

    Brown clarified, “Are the technetters calling for ridiculous knife protection laws at the state of federal levels?”

    “We’re not sure,” answered Franklin’s second-in-command, Jackie Walorski (R-IN), “since different technet groups are calling for either the one of the other. So, generally-speaking, um...both?”

    “Hold on, someone show me exactly what they’re proposing.” Brown leaned over to his interns. Never much of a software expert, the only technology he cared for was the internal workings of motorcycle. Which made for a technet-illiterate VP who, ironically, had a strong ontech political following. Usually dictated his ideas to interns who would post them onto social media netsites for him (verbatim, complete with divisive rhetoric, swear words and run-on sentences), Brown was shown a brief rundown of the most circulated proposals. He chuckled a little, then frowned. “Well how in God’s name is any government supposed to run like that? ‘Monitor all purchases of all people with even mild mental issues?’ You don’t even have to read ‘1984’ to know that’s oppressive.”

    “And it would make it easier for anyone with a grudge to accuse another of mental issues for more ulterior motives. Is someone at work more likely to get promoted to a position you want? Call them crazy? Want to claim your inheritance early? Have your estranged parents committed. Want your spouse’s lover out of the picture? Claim you saw them walking around with a knife and that’s that,” Senator Allen West (R-FL) gave an alarmist summation of the proposal.

    “Even I think that’s too far, and I voted for Kathleen Brown’s MHL when I was in the state senate,” noted US Rep. Steve Knight (R-CA).

    “On the other hand, sir,” observed Brown’s Chief of Staff, Lisa Marie, “I think left-leaning people ontech are finally beginning to question the effectiveness of California’s mental health law.”

    “Well, that would be a good thing,” Brown replied, “It could spark a movement to get that thing repealed.”

    “It’s more than just this one incident, though,” countered US Senator Tom Suozzi (D-NY), “People are scared by things like this every time. They want to live in a society that’s not afraid of dangerous people. These tragedies remind them that they don’t.”

    “All people want to be safe. It’s the same in every nation. But dangerous people are a part of every society. A knife is meant to cut meat and rope and things like that, but not people. But knives don’t kill people, people kill with knifes. So let’s not blame knives for what people do with them,” Brown remarked.

    “Yeah, some of these technetters’ ‘demands’ are too much even for me,” noted US Senator Tony Pollina (D-VT).

    “Really?” Asked Franklin.

    “I’m from a progressive state, but it’s rural state, too. No sane hunter would agree to needing a special permit to owning a knife.”

    “Well what about just keep a register of people who own knives?” Suozzi parroted one technet-based proposal.

    Walorski shook her head at the idea. “Tracking would need to be implemented, inflating whichever government they’re attacking, and opening up the door to other kinds of social restrictions.”
    In a dramatic fashion, West added, “Never since the days of SARS have people ontech been so supportive of being enslaved by their own government.”

    On this point, US Senator Bill Tong (D-CT) chimed in to the conversation with, “No, I agree with you, Allen. This knife attack is not at all reflective of typical knife use or of knife death stats. 55%, a majority, of knife-related deaths are suicides, while roughly 15% are accidental and the remaining quarter or so are homicidal.” [2]

    “Are knives the leading method of choice for suicides?” Walorski asked.

    “Them and razor blades, I believe, yes, with poison, carbon monoxide, and ledges being the next most common ones, followed then by firearms due to accessibility issues for the mentally troubled,” Tong said coldly but accurately.

    “That makes sense,” Walorski commented, “our gun rights are so restricted nowadays it’s no wonder the leading method of suicide is a messy wrist-slash instead of a clean gunshot to the head.”

    “Well those kind of statistics are another part of the debate ontech,” Suozzi noted. “Some backers of further knife restrictions claim too many people take to knives to kill themselves.”

    “didn’t you hear Tong? If somebody is so messed up in the head that they are adamantly bent on killing themselves, they’ll seek out any means of doing so. No knife? They’ll drink the stuff under the kitchen sink. They’ll walk out onto the highway during rush hour. They’ll leap off a bridge or a tall building. Are we supposed to outlaw all of those things – cleaning fluids, roads, bridges and buildings? No – we just promote state government programs that aim to help those in need to address their mental issues,” Senator West said, “So maybe we should give more funding to the Veterans’ Administration.”

    Brown nodded, before saying almost to himself, “I never realized how many psychiatrists my fellow Americans need. Things are more messed up than I thought.”

    Midge Osterlund (D-DE), US Senate Minority Leader, also countered fellow Democrat Tom Suozzi by stating “Elderly Americans can buy knives despite them often hurting themselves when cooking with them. We can’t outlaw old people owning knives. If they have serious problems, that’s what assisted living facilities are for, and they’re to be used voluntarily, via a family decision, not a government decision.”

    Seeking a compromise of some sort to wrap up the discussion, Tong proposed, “So how about we just promote more responsible knife ownership.”

    “‘Responsible knife ownership’? What next, ‘responsible car ownership’?” Brown made sort of snort-chuckle sound. “How would it even work? Are we going to be taking away everybody’s kitchen knives? Is there going to be a limit of how many knives you can own? What about chefs and restaurants, will they need a special permit to have so many knives at one location?”

    Tong clarified what he believed would address the issue better than any restrictions. “I mean Knife Safety Education. Knowledge is power. So let’s inform the masses of the basics, offer safety courses at Adult Education Centers and cooking classes and the like. We’ll tell people how to not let dangerous or troubled people get their hands on any knives.”

    “So let it be the people’s problem, not the government’s problem,” Franklin nodded in what was becoming another demonstration of bipartisanship.

    Suozzi misread the room again to say, “Well if you describe any aspect of life in that way it sounds bad. Let a stubbed toe be your own problem, not the government’s problem. See what I mean?”
    Brown surmised, “The creation and maintenance of databases or any other kind of oppressive thing would be costly to implement and way too un-American and draconian – am I using that word right – for real Americans to tolerate.”

    “So instead, we’ll introduce a law to provide more funds for states to promote more public awareness of knife safety,” West nodded.

    The Senate leaders agreed upon the notion, and soon enough, such a bill was introduced in the US Senate…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    IS WEST VIRGINIA REALLY BECOMING THE VERMONT OF THE SOUTH?

    …the achievements of West Virginia’s progressive Governor Charlotte Pritt were on display this summer, as it was reported that a historically high number out-of-state visitors dropped by The Mountain State for Independence Day celebrations. This could be a very clear sign that Pritt’s efforts to shift West Virginia’s economic focus from coal to tourism and technology is already working.

    “This is a beautiful state that is located conveniently close to major population centers like Potomac and Philadelphia. We are already seeing more people permanently move out here the more we promote its natural beauty, potential, and possibilities,” Pritt boasted last week in a state radio interview.

    The promotion of a “new” West Virginia additionally seems to be slowing the trend of the state’s population declining, as the rate and number of people moving out of the state are at the lowest they have been in decades, even though they are still on the decline.

    …Controversially, Pritt recently commented that “Strengthening unions is becoming much easier in West Virginia because the mining corporations are abandoning our state as mines dry out. They are not staying around to hire our workers. Got the companies are got, but the workforce remains. And the workers of that workforce, um, it is the government’s responsibility that they get jobs working in the new and growing industries of this state.”…

    Time Magazine, mid-July 2017 issue



    RELIGIOUS FREEDOM ACT PROPOSAL PASSES HOUSE, MOVES TO SENATE

    …the bill, if passed into law, would further shield “organized religions” and “legitimate religious groups” from taxes, grant such groups several additional tax breaks, and grant them easier access to other tax exemptions on a controversial “percentile-based” qualification system…

    The Washington Post, 7/17/2017



    RADICAL LEFTIST WINS FRENCH PRESIDENCY

    Paris, FRANCE – In tonight’s French Presidential runoff election, Joseph “José” Bové of the Green Party defeated the controversial and increasingly unpopular incumbent President Francois Leotard of France’s Republican party in a 52%-to-48% rejection of the past seven years of conservative leadership.

    President-Elect Joseph “José” Bové (b. 1953) began his career as political activist in 1976, soon afterward becoming a sheep farmer and cheese producer near Hérault in the south of France. He co-formed a local farmers’ union and began to oppose GMOs in the early 1990. The “syndicalist” socialist gained national attention and notoriety in 1999 when he peacefully occupied and dismantled a McDonald’s outlet that was under construction near Rodez, Aveyron, to protest US restrictions on imports, claiming that they were harming French farmers and forcing consumers and other businesses owners to give up domestic products for foreign ones. The incident reportedly left an impact on French trade laws; furthermore, the positive feedback to the incident convinced Bové to run for office, leading to him serving as a member of the European parliament (European Greens) from 2003 to 2009 before being elected to French parliament in 2009…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 23/7/2017



    HOUSE PASSES TECHNET DEFENSE BILL, 242-199

    The Washington Post, 7/26/2017



    …When the UK announced that a “minor hack attack” that had struck London’s cargo rail systems on July 27 was “most likely” of Russian origin, China’s Premier Yang Gang condemned the attack, claiming that, if the attack was government-sanctioned or not, “this kind of behavior is inexcusable in either case.” The statement, made at the UN, received both cheers and jeers alongside the smattering of applause. American diplomats were not alone in being more than aware of the high level of hypocrisy put on display by Yang’s comments; shortly following Yang’s remarks, the French delegation suggested that any and all governments suspected of supporting cyberwarfare in any way should be investigated by the International Court. The offended looks on the PRC’s delegates match those of the Russian diplomats…

    – Lee Kim’s Keyboard Campaigns: The Worlds of Cyberwarfare, Created Space Independent Press, 2020



    “The growth model China has relied on for the last 30 years – one predicated on low-cost exports to the rest of the world and investment in resource intensive heavy manufacturing – is unlikely to serve it well in the next 30 years.” [3]

    – US Senator Gary Locke (D-WA), 7/30/2017 interview




    BROWN: “Haha, yeah, well, at least this next bill will do some good.”

    GRAMMER: “Uh, which one?”

    BROWN: “You know, the Religious Freedom bill. Back in ’05, Jackson and the Democrats in power passed a 0.5% property tax on all religious organizations. The greedy church-traitor. This bill will repeal that earlier unjust bill. I was talking to, uh, Senator Beavers yesterday, she had a lot of good things to say about this new bill.”

    GRAMMER: “Well, she would.”

    BROWN: “What do ya mean?”

    GRAMMER: “I mean, um, well she’s not libertarian-minded, she’s a member of the Religious Right. I mean, she co-wrote the bill for Pete’s sake, so of course she backs it. Naturally.”

    BROWN: “Whoa, wait, what does libertarianism got to do with it?”

    GRAMMER: “Well, Harley, the bill would actively empower certain religious institutions to an extent – a biased extent – that I don’t think the Founding Fathers would have supported. Tax exemptions is one thing, but showing open preference to Christian institutions at the federal level is just, well it goes directly against the libertarian idea of minimizing government involvement in personal issues like, well, like faith.”

    BROWN: “Heh, but, you see, Kelsey, the main focus of the bill is the outlawing of taxing all religious groups.”

    GRAMMER: “Yes – on a percentile, so the larger religious groups get more exemptions and less privileges. And the largest religious groups in this country are Christian. So unless it’s meant to incentivize non-Christian groups doing a better job recruiting members, it’s effectively pro-Christian.”

    BROWN: “Sure, sure.”

    GRAMMER: “Harley, but it’s basically just extra tax breaks and privileges for evangelicals. It makes them exempt from any income tax by making it so even income from businesses tangentially owned by churches will not be subject to federal taxation.”

    BROWN: “And that’s a good thing because it’s anti-tax.”

    GRAMMER: “No, it’s a bad thing because it shows federally-sponsored religious bias.”

    BROWN: “What?”

    GRAMMER: “It’s not a good bill, Harley, not for this administration. It’s not a good look and –”

    BROWN: “I can’t believe you, Kels. Thought you had my back on this. Especially after I had to meet with all those Senators over that knife legislation.”

    GRAMMER: “You keep saying you want to be elected President someday. Think of that kind of stuff as practice!”

    BROWN: “Wait, Kelsey, are you saying you’re not gonna back this bill?”

    GRAMMER: “I have some reservations about doing so.”

    BROWN: “But this bill will defend our First Amendment right to religion!”

    GRAMMER: “Right to religion for people, not for religion itself. There’s a difference between an individual person’s religion and a religious organization.”

    BROWN: “How can you say that? I thought you were a religious man like me!”

    GRAMMER: “I am religious! I overcame drug addiction through the power of Jesus! [4] I read parts of The Bible every night! But religious bias in our law system can’t be tolerated because it goes completely against the idea of separating church and state!”

    BROWN: “What separation?! We’re all sworn into office on bibles! We got ‘in god we trust’ on our money! Over 3/4ths of Americans identify as Christian!”

    GRAMMER: “Exactly! We can’t ignore or marginalize that other one-fourth.”

    BROWN: “How would this bill do that?”

    GRAMMER: “I just explained why!”

    BROWN: “Oh it’s impossible to talk logic into your head!”

    GRAMMER: “What?! My head?!”

    BROWN: “Oh, to hell with this, I’m leaving!”

    GRAMMER: “Fine, we’ll talk about this later!”

    BROWN: “Yeah, maybe or maybe not!”

    GRAMMER: “Or maybe so!”

    [sound of door opening and closing as Brown exits and another person enters]

    SECRET SERVICEMAN: “You okay, Mr. President?”

    GRAMMER: “I’m fine. I’m doing better than he is, at least.”

    – transcript of White House audio recording, possibly from an A/V security device, recorded 8/1/2017 (leaked 4/7/2021)



    BROWN SEEMINGLY SPLITS WITH GRAMMER OVER “RELIGIOUS FREEDOM” BILL; VP Claims The President Is “Just Plain Wrong” On The Status Of Religious Institutions In The US

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    Above: Vice President Brown During a TON-TV Interview Earlier Today

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 8/3/2017



    KENYAN ENGINEERS RECYCLE PLASTIC INTO BRICKS STRONGER THAN CONCRETE

    …turning the plastics pollution problem on its head, the team of engineers have unlocked the secret to repurposing massive amounts of used plastics into building materials. Kenya’s Environmental Management Agency reports being “overjoyed” at the breakthrough, seeing as how recent studied show that over 50% of cattle near urban areas in Kenya have small plastic pieces in their stomachs …Kenya’s government hopes that this new technology will help to end the cattle crisis by turning plastic into strong building materials for a variety of products, including housing… [5]

    – popularmechanics.co.usa, 8/4/2017 e-article




    …In August 2017, the Hasbro toy company was found guilty of violating Federal Trade Commission regulations, concluding a months-long investigation into allegations of union-busting, threatening workers, and firing other laborers attempting to organize a worker’s union. President Grammer commented on the indictments and courtroom drama with the slip “managers have rights, but so do workers.” Polling conducted by the White house found that his comment upset Democrats sympathetic to the President, but did not significantly impact his standing within the GOP…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    THE MAXIMUM FREEDOM BILL: Proposed Reform Would Cut Taxes At A Historic Rate

    National Review, early August 2017 issue



    …Grassroots initiatives to restore native forests of the high altitude of South America’s High Andes are bearing fruit, as the government of Chile today announced that over 25,000 hectares of High Andean forests have been restored from the effects deforestation in the ten years since restoration efforts began…

    – BBC World News, 8/9/2017 broadcast



    …In a vein similar to the “Playhouse Theater” programs of 1950s TV, “Child’s Play” was an interactive entertainment program on both TV and the technet, where viewers voted ontech on story ideas sent in and posted by people confirmed to be between the ages of 5 and 15. The show’s writers then contacted and worked with the winners of the poll to write out the script. Next, the show would film the story with cheap effects and a cast featuring at least one celebrity of some kind to pull in more viewers. Each episode was either ten, twenty or forty minutes long, each one was self-contained, and different actors were used for each of them.

    Child’s Play isn’t remembered for being this state-of-the-art show or for being ahead of its time. It wasn’t at all costly at first (its season 1 budget was even smaller than that accumulated for Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. Yeah, that Tommy Wiseau). And even though it was described by The Overmeyer Network, in collaboration with ourvids.co.can, as a “social entertainment project,” the idea of combining TV broadcasting with direct audience involvement had in fact been around for decades. It had even been tried with technet activities many years before – especially in Bollywood, where the lengthy municipal lockdowns brought on by the SARS pandemic of 2002-to-2005 was a boon to technet-based engagement that soon found its way to the entertainment industries of the west by the end of that decade.

    Instead, Child’s Play caught on and was best remembered for its imaginative and over-the-top ridiculousness, which was brought on by technetters testing the commitment of its writing staff. They wanted the people of the technet to vote on what show to put on, and the technetters almost always voted for the most surreal, the most ludicrous, the most balls-to-the-walls insane stories that could be found on the polls.

    The first episode premiered on 11 August 2017. Its ten-minute story, sent in by a 7-year-old boy from Kenosha, Wisconsin, was about traveling to an island made entirely out of ice cream; the writing team expanded on it to be about a mad doctor attempting to use lactose to combat Global Climate Disruption, only for his 7-year-old nephew to become stranded after his machine malfunctions, and the nephew must be rescued before “Ice Cream Island” melts away into the ocean. The episode had a very quick pace and very hammy acting, but little kids loved the premise and older kids loved its aesthetic. The sight of guest star Terry Crews worriedly knee-deep in CGI “Strawberry Swirl” quicksand became an iconic image practically overnight, and spurred interest in the series.

    The initial popularity of its first season, consisting of ten episodes of varying length and quality and ranging in themes and appropriateness, from kid-friendly to dark, led to critics failing to figure out how to categorize the show. A bigger budget was granted for season 2, allowing the show to air 2 episodes a month from August 2018 to March 2019. Season Three aired from September 2019 to May 2020, and had an even bigger budget.

    Perhaps too big a budget. The abstract, nearly avant-garde fun ended with The Overmeyer Network cancelling the series in December 2020. They were mid-way through airing Season 4, with the final episodes being released earlier this year for remaining fans of the show. The official explanation was that the show’s began to fall sharply. As it turned out, its supporters were loud in sound, but small in number.

    Retrospectively, it became known as a platform where many celebrities got their start; the show was praised for its level of audience interaction and for its sense of self-awareness, going for broke whenever an over-the-top idea won a poll and capitalizing on its time length flexibility.

    Fans are still furious of Child’s Play’s fanfare-free finale, refusing to bid farewell to such a trippy and thematically-diverse concept. The CP community ontech is more of a niche community today, but it is a very passionate one. Already, they are demanding that T.O.N. greenlight a fifth season, but will the network actually do it? Probably not. The show was already expensive in its third and fourth season, and T.O.N. seems uninteresting in returning to what some former CP writers claim was a logistical nightmare behind the scenes.

    With that in mind, maybe the show’s premise and concept should stay right where it currently is – not in the compost bin of history, but securely in the hands of its fans. Already, CP fans are compensating for the anthology series’ cancellation by sharing and circulating home videos, scripts, even comic book pages depicting stories based on the winners of polls conducted on their own, with an even smaller shoe-string budget than that of CP Season 1 in a renewed sense of community among these enthusiastic – and imaginative – technetters...

    – transcript of video essay What on Earth Was “Child’s Play?” uploaded to ourvids.co.can on 6/6/2021



    GOP PASSES PARTISAN ALTERATIVE TO E.P.I.C. JOBS BILL: Dems Call It “Weak” And “Watered-Down,” But “Still Better Than Nothing”

    The Washington Post, 8/14/2017



    …However, in order to avoid allegations of favoritism, President Grammer also travels to Iran that month as well. Flying to Tehran to meet with the Shah of Iran for a quick photo-op, the American President next sat down with Iranian Prime Minister David Samadi [6]. A conservative ex-physician, Samadi rose to power after being praised for overseeing SARS vaccination efforts while serving as the Mayor of Tehran in the later half of the 2000s decade. Samadi capitalized on the sit-down, as it was ahead of the September 2017 Chicken Dinner Summit, to reaffirm Iranian commitment to maintaining “peace in the region and dominance in the cosmos,” referring the Middle Eastern Bloc’s space projects. President Grammer also took the opportunity before the cameras to again emphasize American support for “lasting peace for all who live in the Middle East”…

    – Madawi al-Rasheed’s The History of Modern Saudi Arabia, Sunrise Books, 2019 edition



    …we can now confirm that another terrible maritime tragedy concerning a cruise ship had unfolded, as a United Korea cruise ship is sinking off the coast of the Philippines. With roughly 800 passengers onboard, the relatively small cruise vessel is slowly taking on water ten miles off the coast of the city of Surigao, and local government officials are attempting to organize emergency rescue operations, redirecting nearby boats to the sight of the incident. While we cannot confirm the exact cause of the ship’s water breach, our panel of experts still believe that it is not due to Chinese hacking or Russia cyber-warfare, which is what many technetters are claiming in baseless and unsubstantiated false claims…

    – BBC World News, 17/8/2017 broadcast



    MOTHER-POST: Breaking!: Steve Irwin production company has hired former “SpongeBob” animators for cartoon project

    The Crocodile Hunter is venturing into the world of animation with plans for an animated TV series. The project will aim to “educate young children about the awesomeness of wild animals,” says Irwin, 55. See the full article here.

    >REPLY 1:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he switched to less extreme things like this. He is getting on in years.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    Yeah, this is probably because of that leg he broke a few years back. You watch his latest live-action show and if you compare it to his earlier work you can see that he’s starting to slow down a bit.

    >REPLY 2 to REPLY 1:
    He’s only 55? Dear God, I thought he was in his mid-60s!

    >REPLY 2:

    It looks like it’s going to be for really little kids. I don’t get it.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:
    I think it’s because he’s getting on in years and he’s having trouble doing live-action stunts and tricks. But with the SB kind of stretchy and energetic animation he could still entertain people.

    >REPLY 2 to REPLY 2:
    I heard he’s planning on retiring in a few years and handing over his empire to his wife and kids.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 2 to REPLY 2:
    I don’t think he’s going to retire completely, he’ll still be involved – he IS The Crocodile Hunter, after all – but yeah, he’s already getting his sons and daughter more involved on his shows both behind and in front of the cameras, so I wouldn’t be surprised if something like that happened.

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 8/18/2017 posting



    21 August 2017: On this day in history, The Great American Eclipse of 2017, a total solar eclipse, was visible to the (protected) human eye in a path across the contiguous United States, with the eclipse “traveling” from the Pacific coast to the Atlantic coast; the Moon was just 3 days past perigee, so it was a relatively large eclipse; it was the first solar eclipse to be visible across the entirety of the United States since 1918, and the first total eclipse to be visible from anywhere in the mainland US since 1979; the experience was the first of its kind for many Americans, leading to parties and road trips to celebrate the path of totality.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    JEREMIAH DENTON, US PRESIDENT #38, IS DEAD AT 93

    The Washington Post, 8/22/2017



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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Hurricane Harvey
    was a record-breaking Category 4 hurricane that formed on August 17, 2017 made landfall in Texas, and dissipated on September 2, 2017, after laying waste to the US states of Texas and Louisiana, along with several other locations. It remains the wettest tropical cyclone on record in the US.

    The hurricane caused severe floods across Texas, especially in Houston and southwestern Texas, killed 52 people in total, and inflicted roughly $100billion (2017 USD) in damages, making it the costliest hurricane to hit the US since Katrina swept through the state of Louisiana in 2005. Due to the extent of the record-breaking floods, which proved “catastrophic” to the local government of Houston, the name “Harvey” was retired later in the year and replaced with “Harold” for the 2023 hurricane season...

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    …The White House responded to the wrath of Harvey by trying to work with state governments and private enterprises to coordinate a more effective federal response. Grammer soon proposed an emergency funding bill to be passed through Congress by the end of the month.

    In one vidcall with US Senator Mac Thornberry (R-TX), Grammer opposed Thornberry’s reservations on promoting “federal intervention” over concerns that it would “hurt the budget in 2018.” Grammer, who had heard Thornberry voice a similar concern on TON the day before, condemned the Senator’s priorities, saying “first of all, the economy is booming, and second of all, why are you more concerned about the BBA when people are literally drowning in your own home state. Mac, guess what? We can worry about the cost later! We don’t have loan sharks breathing down our necks; we’re the government – we breathe down other people’s necks! So listen – either get off your ass and help me send this help to your constituents or I promise I’ll remind them of your priorities the next time your name shows up on a ballot!”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …Immediately, President Bové advanced his agenda through a parliament that only partially friendly toward his goals. Implementing a tax on foreign exchange transactions was the first proposal, but stalled to the point that the raising of tariffs on several foreign imports occurred before the tax passed through parliament in late August. From there, Bové took to the French court in opposition to the fossil-fuel companies…

    [snip]

    …Bové’s relationship with some world leaders was different than it was with others. The anti-globalist got along well with US President Grammer, the Canadian Prime Minister, and even with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroder, but often found himself publicly opposing UK PM Alastair Goodland and the leaders of Spain, Italy and Ireland, along with UN Secretary-General Surakiart Sathirathai and the leaders of several global brands and corporations…

    – Marie Luneau and Francois Dufour’s France Is Never For Sale, Verso Books, 2022



    GRAMMER SIGNS FEDERAL EMERGENCY RELIEF BILL INTO LAW

    …however, the President is still urging private businesses to contribute to charity drives to help provide basic needs for the victims of Hurricane Harvey…

    The Washington Post, 8/31/2017



    INTERVIEWER: “Dolph Lundgren, you’ve just been cast against type in a new science drama on the Trojan Tower Disaster miniseries! What can your fans and other TV watchers expect from you in this new vehicle?”

    LUNDGREN: “I think they’re going to be in for a very good time, a very eye-opening time. I’ve read the script, and it’s a good script, very informative and very exciting. I mean, it’s based on a real event, a very tragic event, but it was an event steeped in drama and suspense that I think will really keep people on the edges of their seats even if they already do know what’s about it happen here and there.”

    INTERVIEWER: “Did you have to do any special training for this role?”

    LUNDGREN: “I like to do research for projects I’m invested in, but the thing is, I already have a master’s degree in chemical engineering, so I actually know what I’m talking about in this role. I’m already familiar with the material.”

    INTERVIEWER: “Really?”

    LUNDGREN: “Yes, I studied chemical engineering at Washington State University, at the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm, and at the University of Sydney” [7]

    INTERVIEWER: “Fascinating. So will you have any action scenes at all in this series, in any episodes?”

    LUNDGREN: “My character is one of the inspector scientists who worked to determine the deadliness of a potential meltdown at the Trojan Tower Nuclear Plant and repeatedly warned the plant owners of their need to shut down. I won’t be running into the building itself, trying to manually turn off valves or trying to cool the reactor core.”

    INTERVIEWER: “Well, rewrites are possible, so you never know.”

    LUNDGREN: “That is true.”

    People Magazine, early September 2017 issue



    Republican Senators Just Passed a Massive Tax Cut Bill. Here Are The Social Programs It Hits Hardest.

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 9/3/2017



    MILLIONS PREPARE FOR TOMORROW’S ALBERT-AND-ANNE WEDDING

    …Prince Albert, Duke of Cambridge, at age 35, will marry Anne Panter, a former professional field hockey player, age 33, at St. George’s Chapel, in England, UK. Second in line to the throne after his father, Albert, named after his grandfather, is a bachelor no more, as people around the world are set to tune in to watch the marriage ceremony. The BBC expects an estimated global audience of 1.6 billion will watch the royal wedding...

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    Above: Anne Panter

    …The soon-to-be-Princess Anne, born in Kettering, Northamptonshire, England, first met Prince Albert at the 2011 Commonwealth Games but did not begin to date one another until re-meeting in 2014 for a multisports charity event in London…

    The New York Times, 9/4/2017



    PRINCE ALBERT MARRIES ANNE PANTER!; TV Audience Shatters Records!

    The Toronto Star, 9/5/2017 “wedding special”



    The Family Tree of Charles, Prince of Wales

    CHARLES, Prince of Wales (b. Prince Charles of Edinburgh, 1948), m. Sarah, Princess of Wales (b. Elizabeth Sarah Lavinia “Sarah” Spencer, 1955) 1981-present

    > Son Albert, Duke of Cambridge (b. Prince Albert of Wales, 1982), m. Anne Panter (b. 1984) 2017-present

    > Daughter Rosemary, Duchess of York (b. 1984), m. Thomas Henry Robin Kingston (b. 1978) 2015-present
    > > Granddaughter Elizabeth “Bethie” (b. 2016)

    > Daughter Emily “Emmy,” Duchess of Gloucester (b. 1987)

    > Son Aloysius “Lou,” Duke of Sussex (b. 1989)

    > Son Alexander “Lex,” Duke of Kent (b. 1991)

    – lineage.co.usa, c. September 2017



    …several American and Mexican studies published in 2017 strong indicated that, due to both American intervention into Mexico’s recreadrug crisis at its peak in the 1990s followed by post-SARS economic expansion, the stabilization of Mexico’s markets and “community security” (1995-2005), roughly 17,000 of American workers from both lower and upper classes had gradually moved from the US to Mexico between 2005 and 2015…

    – Novelist, researcher and former journalist John Clay Walker’s Recreadrug Lords And The Cartels of Today, 2019



    Hurricane Irma
    was a powerful that caused widespread destruction in September 2017, especially in the northeastern Caribbean and the Florida Keys. Irma was the first Category 5 hurricane to strike the Leeward Islands on record, with Hurricane Maria being the second, hitting the islands two weeks later. Irma was one of the most powerful hurricane on record in the open Atlantic region, outside of the Caribbean Sea and Gulf of Mexico until Hurricane Dorian beat its records two years later. It was also the third strongest Atlantic hurricane at landfall ever recorded, just behind the 1935 Labor Day Hurricane and Hurricane Dorian, and the most intense hurricane to strike the continental United States since Hurricane Katrina struck Louisiana in 2005. Technetters labelled the storm “Irmageddon” as a way of describing the extent of its intensity and the damage it left behind.

    Irma developed from a tropical wave on August 30, and weather patterns and conditions allowed the storm to alternate between rapidly intensifying and plateauing in strength as it travelled along its path, fluctuating between Categories 2 and 3 for several days before becoming a Category 5 hurricane on September 5. Peaking on September 6 with record-breaking 1-minute sustained winds of 180 mph (285 km/h).

    Despite Irma briefly weakening to a Category 2 storm while making landfall on Cuba, the storm returned to being a Category 4 Hurricane just as it crossed the warm waters of the Straits of Florida and making landfall in the United States on September 10. The system then degraded into a remnant low over Alabama and ultimately dissipated on September 13 over Missouri.

    The storm caused catastrophic damage across several nations, and caused at least 79 deaths overall…

    [snip]

    …In the US’s Virgin Islands, residents and tourists were “shocked” by the extent of the storm and its deadly damage to the territory. The US government responded relatively swiftly. Almost immediately, the USS Dinger amphibious assault ship traveled to the USVI to provide supplies, assess damage, and assist in evacuations and rescue operations. Three other warships docked in Texas to assist that US state with post-Hurricane Harvey relief efforts, were sent to the USVI a day later. ODERCA airlifted in supplies for residents and rescue workers over the course of the next several days, in coordination with the National Guard and the Coast Guard...

    – clickopedia.co.usa [8]



    IOC Session No. 132

    Date: September 14, 2017

    Location: Lima, Peru

    Subject 1 of 1: bidding for hosting the 7/26/2024-8/11/2024 (or XXXII) Summer Olympics

    Results Breakdown:

    Jakarta, Indonesia – 14 (Round 1) – 15 (Round 2) – 18 (Round 3) – 21 (Round 4) – 25 (Round 5) – 36 (Round 6) – 52 (Round 7)

    Paris, France – 11 (Round 1) – 12 (Round 2) – 15 (Round 3) – 20 (Round 4) – 28 (Round 5) – 32 (Round 6) – 45 (Round 7)

    Casablanca, Morocco – 17 (Round 1) – 18 (Round 2) – 19 (Round 3) – 19 (Round 4) – 23 (Round 5) – 29 (Round 6)

    Guadalajara, Mexico – 10 (Round 1) – 12 (Round 2) – 15 (Round 3) – 19 (Round 4) – 21 (Round 5)

    Tokyo, Japan – 15 (Round 1) – 16 (Round 2) – 17 (Round 3) – 18 (Round 4)

    Baku, Azerbaijan – 12 (Round 1) – 14 (Round 2) – 13 (Round 3)

    St. Petersburg, Russia – 7 (Round 1) – 10 (Round 2)

    Nairobi, Kenya – 7 (Round 1) (withdrew ahead of Round 2 to avoid a “side vote” to break the tie between Nairobi and St. Petersburg)

    Doha, Qatar – 4 (Round 1)

    End Result:

    Jakarta, Indonesia won hosting duties on the 7th round

    – aldaver.co.usa/votes.html



    “…A leadership election for the Progressive Conservative party has been called after a motion of no confidence was made against Prime Minister Rogers over his poor handling of implementing his party’s tax plans…”

    – CBC, Canadian TV channel, 9/15/2017 broadcast



    16 September 2017: On this day in history, Hurricane Irma, which formed on August 30, dissipates after creating a path of destruction across the Caribbean; on the island of Barbuda, every single building is damaged by the storm to some degree, seven are killed – including the former PM, who is the son of former PM Vere Bird; because the storm’s destruction matches the description of a prediction made by convict Arthur Nibbs, a diehard cult worshipping him sprouts up virtually overnight

    – onthisday.co.uk



    SENATE PASSES TECHNET DEFENSE BILL, 60-44

    The Washington Post, 9/17/2017



    …In September 2017, a Russia separatist group in the Caucasus Mountain region of the region called The Circassian Liberation Front (dubbed and popularized as “the CLF” by the US’s CIA) increased their more violent activities in the Russian “republics” of Adygea, Cherkkessia and Kabardino, three tiny pockets in southwestern Russia that were more ignored by the rest of the NDRR than even Ingushetia. While investigating the reasons behind the rise in CLF support in the region, INTERPOL operative uncovered links that prominent members of the CLF had to weapons smugglers operating in Tajikistan and Eritrea. This was when it was first suggested that the CLF “terrorist” group was trying to acquire nuclear weapons.

    While INTERPOL kept the links under wraps, UN rules dictated that relevant world leaders be informed of such probes. During the subsequent VidCall, Nikolayev condemned such activities and compliantly answered any questions that came his way. His cooperativeness prompted a majority of the members of the UN Security Council to believe him when he said that he had no connections to the CLF. The fact that two businessmen associated with two former business acquaintances from Nikolayev’s days in the logging industry being implicated in the possible weapon smuggling scheme was purely circumstantial...

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2020



    FRANCE’S BOVÉ TO EXTEND TARIFFS ON IMPORTED ITEMS TO 17 MORE COUNTRIES, STARTING AT MIDNIGHT

    – theguardian.co.uk, 18/9/2017



    GRAMMER SIGNS TECHNET DEFENSE ACT INTO LAW

    The Washington Post, 9/19/2017



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    – ourvids.co.can, 9/22/2017



    …In response to the damage and crisis Hurricane Maria has unleashed upon the US state of Puerto Rico, with the storm essentially retracing most of Hurricane Irma’s path of destruction just a few weeks ago, President Grammer and Vice President Brown have called for an immediate emergency session of congress to pass a federal assistance and relief bill for the island’s citizens…

    – KNN Breaking News, Saturday 9/23/2017 broadcast



    GRAMMER VISITS SAN JUAN; Pres. “Shocked” By Damage Extent

    …in a showcasing of his libertarian streaks, the President is urging all private businesses to contribute to emergency relief efforts…

    The Miami Herald, 9/25/2017



    GOP PASSES EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE BILL

    …covering the cost of transporting 1.6 million gallons of water, 23,000 cots, and several dozen generators to Puerto Rico, the resolution concludes several intense days in the Beltway as federal agency leaders met with congressional leaders and communicated with community and emergency services organizers on the ground in Puerto Rico. The bill also offers tax credits for private businesses and enterprises that make donations to charities and other groups attempting to get the 52nd state back up onto its feet…

    The Washington Post, 9/29/2017



    MANUFACTURING COMPANY GIVEN “RECORD-BREAKING” FINE FOR ROLE IN KOREAN CRUISE SINKING

    …the company that produced the faulty engine that exploded onboard the United Korean vessel The Floating Petal in August has been issued the most expensive fine in Korea’s history… Trials and investigations are still ongoing to determine precisely how much both the CEO of the company and the United Korean shipbuilders who ordered the engine actually knew concerning the cheap product’s explosive internal issues…

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 10/1/2017



    Mikhael Mirilashvili [9]

    Born: May 1, 1960; Kulaski, Georgian SSR

    Education: qualified medical doctor specializing in pediatrics, St. Petersburg University

    Background: This Israeli-Georgian businessman originally worked in medicine before joining his family’s real estate business, which he grew into a multinational corporation by developing casinos and shopping malls in Russia and other parts of the world. In the early 2000s, he expanded into the renewable energy sector and into the media industry, promoting social networking sites such as BuddyTalk and Vkontakte. Developing a net worth of over 4.5billion (as of late 2016), Mirilashvili has also become a generous philanthropist for the scientific community, offering grants at his alma mater and at the University of Moscow. His major contributions to projects in Israel, via his real estate, tech innovation, and construction companies, such as Kitaim, Flarium Global, Joshes Argaman, and Be’er Isaac Energy, have all contributed to transforming southern Israel from a sparely populated desert to a bustling center of living and commerce for that nation…

    Scientific American, monthly popular science news magazine, “innovator” profile, October 2017 issue



    …Audio description technology has come a long way since MIT created DOTSYS software in the 1960s. The current “fifth-generation” CRAVITS (Computer-Reading Assistant for Visually Impaired Technetters System) provides voice description for any netsites its users visit, assuring technet accessibility for the blind. Even video-hosting sites such as ourvids are compatible thanks to Raymark, one of the most popular debugging/antivirus company, partnering with longtime contributor Reed Hastings to assure A.D. software flexibility…

    – Joy Lisi Rankin’s Computers: A People’s History of the Information Machine, Westview Press, 2018



    …Over the years, one internal debate that repeatedly arose without a proper resolution was whether or not KFC should allow other countries to alter the recipe. While Colonel Sanders was using vegetable oil for frying chicken at the time of his death in 1990, economic factors were leading to a push to change to recipe yet again, with many KFC outlets in places such as Canada and the UK repeatedly requesting that the parent company allow them to use a blend of palm and soybean oil.

    In October 2017, Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc. CEO William Kirk Hannon, in office since January of that same year, made the historic decision to review and approve of KFC-Japan’s request to amend the recipe for their outlets. The oil used in KFC in Japan became the more expensive cottonseed and corn oil, as KFC Japan believes that this offers superior taste quality. Soon after, KFC-UK’s request to use their palm-soybean blend at their outlets was reviewed and approved as well.

    The decision from the head office established a precedence of KFC outlets outside of the US selling food made with recipes amended for either economic or culinary reasons. Internal responses to this major policy shakeup was mixed. Some execs, such as Jan Fields (the Head Executive of FLG’s Smokey Mountain BBQ Steakhouse and a former McDonald’s executive) embraced the notion as a way of trying out alternate recipes in markets abroad. Fields reportedly told former KFC CEO Adrien McNaughton “this way, if we see something bringing in revenue, we can try it out at home [in the US] with minimal fear of it performing poorly. On the opposite side of that coin, a different recipe performing poorly oversees will do well to warn us not to try it out over here.”

    Others, however, were more wary of the policy change. “I think decentralizing KFC’s kitchens may lead to a decline in quality control,” Vipul Chawla, Wendyburger COO at the time, wrote to the famous Hatton Salt later that month, “I can clearly image a tourist trying KFC in one country, then in another, and being surprised and disappointed by the lack of uniformity in how our food taste. It will make many customers who can travel around begin to question our commitment to maintain top-notch standard for all of our products at all of our locations.”…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020 [10]



    AUTOMATION: Good For Business In The Short Run Only?

    …more studies are finding that customer loyalty drops the more automated a company becomes... Financial experts and business leaders disagree on how businesses should react to this phenomenon in the upcoming years…

    The Wall Street Journal, 10/12/2017



    TEXANS ARE NOW USING MORE WIND THAN COAL FOR ENERGY

    …The University of Texas announcing earlier this month that the state of Texas is now receiving more energy from wind than from coal comes just a few years after wind power capacity in Texas surpassed coal production in the Lone Star state. Wind farms have been popping up across Texas for roughly two decades now, with more than 60,000 acres being owned by several thousand landowners and being dedicated to wind farm usage. Additional reports from Texas A&M and Texas Tech show that wind turbines generated 35.2% of Texas’ power during the last two fiscal quarters, while coal generated only 27.9%, according to ERCOT. “Credit for the rise in wind turbine use must be given to recent advancements in battery technology to extent energy storage,” says the head of the Texas A&M study, who cited recent improvements in the 100-megawatt lithium-ion battery used by a plurality of wind farms located in Texas…

    Time Magazine, mid-October 2017 issue



    …Another major cyberattack occurred on October 14, 2017. Striking several western and Scandinavian banking accounts and personal business files, the attack revealed in detail how several European companies that sought to benefit during the 2013 recession with tactics such as buying or selling certain stocks and other financial investments and actions. The hackers also leaked to the presses the offshore financial activities of several northern European law firms, politicians, corporate giants, and business leaders in an event described by the UK’s Daily Telegraph as “shaking Scandinavian society to its core almost into the ground in a near-crushing moral blow to the citizens of these countries.” With faith in and approval of several institutions across Norway, Sweden and Finland dropping almost to 2013-era levels as the press gobbled up the grim and grisly details found throughout the leaked documents and the court dragging them even further for public display, the CIA became convinced that the attackers were anti-capitalist in nature.

    “Whoever did this wants to take down the freedom-loving Western World,” as America’s spritely young CIA Director, the effervescent Evan McMullin, put it during a meeting with Grammer and others. “So this must have been the work of the Chinese.”

    “We’ve got to reiterate our goals,” the President moved on from the culprits to the solutions. “We have better encourage private companies and businesses to take advantage of our cybersecurity departments’ resources. We’re offering assistance to state and local governments to impede the effectiveness of the kind of cyber-attacks from both foreign and domestic elements.”

    “And we’ve put to ramp up our anti-attack software systems,” Secretary of Defense Collins nodded. “The Norwegians didn’t see it coming, but we’re staying vigilant.”

    “Right,” the Deputy National Security Advisor for Emerging Technology, US Army Gen. Ron Kovic (ret.), bellowed out. “Enhance encryption and multifactor authentication! Protect all potential targets – aerospace tech, biotech, telecommunications, medical systems, and energy systems in the business sectors. All those places got hit in Scandinavia, all of them might be targets over here!”

    The US DET’s Undersecretary of Cybersecurity concurred…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    Donald R. Katz
    (b. January 30, 1952) is the founder audible.co.usa and the CEO of Audible, Inc., which were both founded in 1995 and are headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. In 2001, Katz was awarded the Fritz & Newsom Entrepreneur of the Year Award for Illinois. Named one of illinois.co.usa's “25 Most Influential People in Illinois” in 2014, Katz was also recognized as one of America's Top 25 Disruptive Leaders by “Living Cities” for his work on behalf of urban transformation in southern Chicago, Illinois.

    Katz was born in Chicago, Illinois on January 30, 1952. He graduated from New York University in 1974, where he studied with Ralph Ellison, who had been made Albert Schweitzer Professor of Humanities. Katz credits his decision to work in the field of audiobooks to his studying under Ellison, with his emphasis on literature being “something more than text [and] something that should be heard and performed,” according to Katz in a 2001 interview. Katz also said, in that same interview, “I studied literature with Ralph as much as I read his work and talked about writing… Audible is a testament, in many ways, to what I learned from him.” Before founding Audible, Katz was an author and journalist for twenty years.

    Katz founded audible.co.us in early 1995. The netsite exploded in use and popularity in 2004, amid the post-SARS exercise craze. Audible.co.usa has served millions of listeners nationally and worldwide since its founding; the netsite currently offers over 500,000 downloadable audiobooks, audio editions of periodicals, audio description software, and other audio programs and services. Audible.co.usa also commercialized portable digital audio players, contributing to the ontech downloading culture of the late 1990s. Audible.co.usa operates seventeen global outlets, including websites in the UK, Spain, France, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Japan, Germany and most recently Mexico.

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    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. October 2017 [11]



    EX-WBK STAR ROBERT HEGYES RETIRES FROM ACTING AMID DECLINING HEALTH

    …the announcement, which Hegyes described as a “painful decision,” comes two weeks after being spotted apparently collapsing on the set of “Windigo 4” in Chihuahua, Mexico, in what was described as a “health-related incident” at the time… Hegyes, 66, is suffering from “the long-term effects of” Type 2 diabetes, and says he has “got only a few more years left, and I want to spend them with my family.” …Hegyes is arguably best known for portraying Juan Epstein, the multiethnic “sweathog”-turned-cop-turned-teacher of the “Welcome Back, Kotter” TV/film franchise. …Upon hearing of the announcement, actor John Travolta, a WBK co-star of Hegyes whose career reached its apex in the 1980s before a sex scandal in 1986 to cost him several prominent roles, leading to his career prospects not picking back up again until the late 2000s, posted his condolences onto social media condolences. Following suit soon after were WBK co-stars Gabe Kaplan (D-NY) and Ronald Polillo (D-CA). Kaplan, best known as the titular Mr. Kotter, is a former US Senator who ran for President in 2000, while Polillo is a prominent BLUTAGO-Rights activist who unsuccessfully ran for a US Congressional seat once…

    The Hollywood Reporter, side article, 10/21/2017



    “…the field of PC MPs running to try and unseat the increasingly unpopular PM became less crowded today when Jean-Francois Archambault announced that she would not challenge Prime Minister Rogers for the leadership role. This now leaves only four challengers: three MPs – Peter Stoffer, Pierre Ducasse, and current frontrunner André Bachand – and 17-year-student Noah Ryan Scott, who is running a ‘protest’ candidacy. Two other MPs, Jim Prentice and Mario Beaulieu, initially expressed interest in running, but in the end decided to support Rogers’ efforts to preserve his administration…”

    – CBC, Canadian TV channel, 10/22/2017 broadcast



    GRAMMER: “I’m going to be perfectly honest with you, Harley. I’m only meeting with you today because Marissa insisted I bury the hatchet.”

    BROWN: “Not into my back, right?”

    GRAMMER: “Oh come now, let’s not be so boorish over some piece of legislation.”

    BROWN: “The legislation, Kelsey, could do a lot of good for a lot of people.”

    GRAMMER: “What an excellent rendition of one of the vaguest law descriptions ever uttered.”

    BROWN: “There you go again with the fancy talk. Turn off the Frasier switch and answer one question – do you still think that churches should pay some taxes, period?”

    GRAMMER: “A small amount of taxes, yes.”

    BROWN: “Second question, then – a follow-up question, actually, so it still counts as part of the first.”

    GRAMMER: “Sure.”

    BROWN: “Do you still plan on opposing, or possibly even vetoing, this bill?”

    GRAMMER: “No, actually.”

    BROWN: “Wait, really? What changed your mind?”

    GRAMMER: “I took a look at the bill’s margin of victory in both sides of the house. Overwhelming majorities in both chambers. It’s a clear mandate. It is what is wanted. If I deny what so many want, I may have a difficult time passing anything next year. Spite is a very powerful thing in D.C., you know.”

    BROWN: “Yeah, yeah, I know.”

    GRAMMER: “Especially in our party.”

    BROWN: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

    GRAMMER: “And in this room.”

    BROWN: “I get it, I get it, but you’ve got to admit, you’re a stubborn fella, too.”

    GRAMMER: “Alright, I admit it: I can be stubborn at times.”

    BROWN: “Okay. And, in the spirit of honesty, I’ll tell you, my wife wanted me to make amends with ya, too.”

    GRAMMER: “She’s a smart woman.”

    BROWN: “Yours ain’t too bad, either.”

    GRAMMER: “Mm. So, are we good?”

    BROWN: “I guess.”

    – transcript of White House audio recording, possibly from an A/V security device, recorded 12/6/2017 (leaked 4/22/2021)



    …By October 2017, the rift between the President and Vice President began to mend in the wake of the Religious Freedom Bill making its way from congressional committee with President Grammer making only some changes to it. With the help of the retiring US Senator Olympia Snowe and other party members whose identities are still not yet disclosed, some provisions that were slyly attached to the taxation reform during its final pre-vote revision was the retaining of Jesse Jackson-era property tax codes for religious organizations that own more than 500,000 acres of land, among other retentions…

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    A briefly clean-shaven President Grammer sits in the White House, watching the Senate vote on the Religious Freedom Bill of 2017 on a video monitor...

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    Religious Freedom Act Passes Senate, 55-47

    …the fact that not all Republicans voted “yea” of the bill hints at the rift between the libertarian and deeply-conservative wings of the Senate GOP, and sheds light on the question of religion’s place in the modern Republican party…

    The Washington Post, 10/24/2017



    FREE LOVE: The Utopia of John Noyes

    Rated: OEO (Over Eighteen Only)
    Premiered: October 25, 2017
    Genre(s): drama/romance/erotic thriller

    Directed by: Payton Reed
    Written by: Jeremy Garelick and Erika Mitchell
    Produced by: Tumbleweed Media

    Cast:
    Johnny Depp as John Humphrey Noyes, the leader of an unconventional community
    Debralee Scott as Harriet Noyes, the “den mother” of the community
    James Franco as Charles
    Sasha Alexander as Mary
    Betsy Brandt as Maybelline
    Harland Page as Clemson Stout
    Rashida Jones as Omara, a “mixed race” escaped slave struggling to find a place in society where she belongs
    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:
    In 1848, American preacher and liberal religious philosopher John Humphrey Noyes (1811-1886), with several followers, flees from arrest warrants in Vermont and settles in Oneida, New York, to found The Oneida Community, a utopian proto-socialist commune described as “The Kingdom of God on Earth.” The group’s highly unusual practices lead to conflict with nearby settlers, primarily over Noyes’ invention of a practice called “free love.” Oneida’s social structure is stable, but privately creates tension, suspicion, and heartbreak among the main characters over the course of many years. Focus on “perfecting” the commune slowly leads to it becoming corrupted by eugenics talking points. Escalating conflict between the commune members mirrors rising hostilities from local authorities, culminating in an almost-fatal confrontation. In 1879, Noyes is forced to dissolve the community and flee to Canada to avoid arrest, living there until his death. His son, Pierrepont Noyes, later co-founds the Oneida silverware cutlery company.

    Reception:
    The film saw decent success at the box office, but face criticism for its “dramatization” of historical material.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1: Historical Omissions and Inaccuracies From The Get-Go

    While the film includes the fact that John Humphrey Noyes’s father, John Noyes, was a former US Congressman from Vermont, the film fails to mention the fact that his mother was an aunt of President Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881), whom the film alleges pushed to have Noyes arrested in 1879.

    – mediarchives.co.usa [12]



    DEBATE IS RISING IN GREECE OVER THEIR “SEXIST” MONARCHY SECESSION LAW

    …King Constantine II of Greece, age 76, has ruled from a disputably shaky throne ever since his ascension to it following the death of his father just over 50 years ago. Constantine II’s lukewarm popularity has in recent years been joined by weakening health. These developments in the monarch’s well-being have fueled rumors that the King will advocate any day now. His personal charm, and his leadership during the recent near-invasion from Bulgaria’s short-lived junta certainly boosted his personality, would certainly make such a transition easy.

    However, Greece’s male-preference primogeniture states that the King’s oldest child, Princess Alexia, will be passed over in favor of her younger brother, Prince Paul. Alexia, age 53, is much more popular among the Greek people than Paul, age 50, with the former being one of the most-followed individuals on Greek social media due to her many charitable and philanthropic works, while her younger sibling, arguably best known for his yachting ventures, received controversy in early 2003 for crashing his personal yacht into a fisherman’s boat, and again in 2014 for accidently sinking another yacht off the coast of Mykonos.

    As a result of this law preventing Alexis from becoming King should her father abdicate, calls to change the monarchy’s succession laws have garnered support among the Greek populace, with many more active members of the nation’s populace demanding action. So far, the King, the royal family, and Greek PM Ioannis Plakiotakis (b. 1968) have all declined to comment on the calls. Nevertheless, the demand for amending the royal line of succession is interesting in that already polls show that supporters and opponents of such reform fall on “gender lines” – a large majority of women polled by Greek poll companies expressed support for Alexia succeeding her father, while an overwhelming majority of men polled expressed support for Prince Paul…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 10/26/2017



    “It’s been roughly five years exactly since Hurricane Sandy, and the implementing of storm barriers has still not occurred. Despite the Grammer administration’s support for state-level projects, can’t the federal government do anything to help this process along, given the fact that New York City is a financial center vital to the national economy, not a state-level economy?”

    “While there are many more immediate and pressing issues to address first, we will provide any help that we can to the area once the state and municipal agencies agree to a project proposal that works them and does not interfere with the decision-making of said state and municipal agencies. Regional problems require regional solutions, not federal interruptions. It is up to the state governments to find a solution, and it is up to the federal government to assist without interfering with their laws.”

    – exchange between a reporter and the spokesperson for the US Department of Community Development, 10/29/2017



    “…Turning now to political news – several off-year elections are to be held next week, including two US Senate seats, and polling shows that even this close to Election Day, the winner for many major races is pretty much anyone’s guess, as both the Republican party and the Democratic party share very similar approval/disapproval ratings…”

    – CBS Evening News, 10/30/2017 broadcast



    ANDRÉ BACHAND BEATS OUT PM ROGERS IN PC LEADERSHIP CONTEST

    …Prime Minister George Rogers will exit office on the eleventh, after failing to challenge a motion of no confidence from several members of the Progressive Conservative party. Rogers’ raising of taxes alienated many Canadian voters and politicians given that the top campaign issue that he ran on in 2013 was “lower all taxes, not lowering some taxes and raising others,” as his former Deputy PM observed last week… Our next Prime Minister, the 23rd Prime Minister overall, and the leader of tonight’s leadership contest will be André Bachand of Quebec. Bachand was the Mayor of Asbestos, Quebec from 1986 to 1997, and has served in parliament since 1999…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 11/1/2017



    RIETH WINS RACE FOR GOVERNOR IN BLOW TO RULING DEMOCRATS

    …Glenn K. Rieth (R, b. 1957), the former Dean of West Point, Virginia, served in the US Army from 1980 to 2008, reaching the height of Adjutant General of New Jersey and Commander of the New Jersey Army and Air National Guard in 2002 before retiring in 2006 to protest President Jesse Jackson’s slashing of the US military budget. Rieth was strongly supported by former US Deputy Attorney General Chris Christie. Both Christie and Rieth were raised in Livingston; their families knew each other, and the two have been close allies with the Garden state’s Republican Party… Lieutenant Governor-Elect Anna Campbell Little has already received congratulatory vidcalls from Democratic nominee Stephen M. Sweeney (b. 1959) and his running mate, Shavonda E. Sumter (b. 1974)…

    The Star-Ledger, New Jersey newspaper, 11/7/2017



    …In tonight’s gubernatorial contest in the Commonwealth of Virginia, Democratic nominee Anne Bright Holton has just been declared the winner. Holton has defeated Republican nominee Jill Vogel in a narrow contest, with a margin of less than 3% separating the two major-party candidates…

    – CBS Evening News, 11/7/2017 broadcast



    “THE DOCTOR IS IN”: Voters Pick “Medicine Manny” For HRC’s Seat

    …In tonight’s U.S. Senate Special Election, voters selected Republican nominee Dr. Manny Sethi to finish the six-year term that Hillary Rodham-Clinton was re-elected to in 2012 but vacated early this year to become the US Secretary of Commerce…

    The Commercial Appeal, Tennessee newspaper, 11/7/2017



    OLETHA FAUST-GOUDEAU WINS SPECIAL ELECTION TO US SENATE SEAT

    …in a dramatic demonstration of the growth of Nebraska’s urban areas, an African-American female Democratic US Representative has won a US Senate seat from the deeply conservative and consistently Republican-voting state of Nebraska. Faust-Goudeau’s surprise rise in the political arena can also be due to her support for policies and programs and protect and aid elderly Americans, who came out droves across the state to back the moderate Democratic lawmaker…

    – The Omaha World-Herald, Nebraska newspaper, 11/7/2017



    …Election Eve 2017 was The Moment of Truth 2.0, the test to see if the people of New York City were truly satisfied with Mayor McMillen’s allegedly “radical” changes to the Big Apple’s “rental-industrial complex,” from raising vacancy costs on landlords to capping rent and restructuring zoning laws… [snip] …At 3:05 A.M. on November 8, the Democratic/Liberal nominee, city councilperson Trisha Ellen Meili, conceded the race to McMillan; Republican/Conservative nominee Richard A. “Bo” Dietl followed suit an hour later. In the face of a multitude of media attacks from establishment-friendly liberals and conservatives critical of his attacks on landlords and police precincts, the people of New York City stood firm alongside their mayor. McMillan, officially running as an Independent endorsed by the Working Families party, secured a second and final term with 51% of the vote – a majority of first-preference votes, thus avoid any instant-runoff counting from occurring, much to the consternation of some Democratic and Republican psephologists who were certain that McMillan’s implementation of RCV in 2016 would be his own undoing. Trisha Ellen Meili came in second place with 30% of the vote, and Bo Dietl came in third place with 17% of the vote, while several minor candidates receiving the remaining 2% of the vote…

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    YOUNG BEATS CUSHINGBERRY!

    …In a “David-vs-Goliath”-like fight for the Mayor’s seat, incumbent Mayor George Cushingberry Jr. lost a bid for a third term (which would have been his sixth nonconsecutive term in total) to city councilman Coleman Alexander Young II, the progressive son of former Mayor Coleman Young. Young faced an uphill climb against Cushingberry, a longtime staple of Detroit politics who was reportedly on Gary Locke’s running mate shortlist last year. However, Young was able to mobilize a coalition of supporters ranging from active technetters to voters nostalgic for the good times Detroit had under his Mayorship, allowing for “Young the Younger” to best Cushingberry by a 7% margin despite being outspent by a margin of more than 2-to-1…

    The Detroit Free Press, Michigan newspaper, 11/7/2017



    RICHARD ROMERO WINS ALBUQUERQUE MAYORSHIP

    …the Democrat’s victory in tonight’s election comes over a month after winning a plurality of 47% in the city’s blanket primary on October 3rd…

    – The Albuquerque Journal, 11/14/2017



    “…in the aftermath of a 7.3-magnitude earthquake striking the nations of Iran and Iraq, the Shah of Iran is offering US$5million worth of emergency provisions to their neighbor in light of the roughly 200 dead and roughly 30,000 made homeless on both sides of the border, but mostly on the Iraqi side. The offering is either an honest act of goodwill, or a political maneuver to try and bring Iraq closer into Iran’s sphere of influence and farther away from Saudi Arabia’s sphere of influence…”

    – BBC World News, 15/11/2017 broadcast



    …The “off-year” elections of 2017 were a surprisingly mixed bag for an overall popular Presidential administration. In the Mayoral elections, the truth found in the old term “all politics is local” was on full display, as several election defied the pro-Republican trends found at the national levels.

    In Los Angeles, the incumbent Mayor Herb Wesson (D) defeated the more centrist Mitchell Schwartz (D). In Albuquerque, New Mexico, progressive activist Richard Romero (D) secured easy victories in the October 3 primary and November 14 general elections. In Detroit, Michigan, voter backlash to lackluster moderates overall saw the city’s longtime political staple, Mayor Cushingberry, finally lose a citywide election.

    Farther South, Houston voters chose progressive reformist Dwight Boykins (D) over Adrian Garcia (D) and incumbent Gene L. Locke (D) in their Mayoral election held on November 7; Locke reportedly came in third place largely due to his allegedly “horrid” handling of Hurricane Harvey hitting Houston, according to the Houston Chronicle, which endorsed the more moderate Garcia.

    In Louisiana, Mitchell J. “Mitch” Landrieu (D) was an exception to the overall anti-establishment sentiments reverberating across the country’s cities in the autumn of 2017. Landrieu, the child of one former Mayor and the younger sibling of another former Mayor, won the October 14 and November 18 primary and general elections by wide margins, though many credited these easy victories more on name recognition than on his “progressive but vague” platform…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    GRAMMER SIGNS CONTROVERSIAL RELIGIOUS FREEDOM BILL INTO LAW, “THROWING A BONE” TO THE RELIGIONS RIGHT

    …The President most likely waited until after the November elections in order to minimalize the effects that signing the legislation could have on voting tendencies and turnout in said political races…

    The Boston Globe, 11/17/2017



    CARNIVAL IN HOT WATER: U.S. Cruise Ship Parent Company To Face Legal Charges For Negligence In Italian Incident, International Court Rules

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    ...in a landmark ruling pertaining to a massive multinational class-action lawsuit, the multinational cruise liner company is allegedly responsible for the actions of those under its employ, including the captain and senior officers onboard the Pinnacle during the Pinnacle-Sirena Disaster of January 2017. However, it is not known if the United States Justice Department will recognize the International Court of Justice’s jurisdiction… If found guilty of negligence, the US-based Carnival company could lose millions of dollars in litigation and other fees, fines and payments…

    – The New York Times, 11/19/2017



    GRAMMER AND BROWN ALL SMILES AGAIN AT D.C. FUNCTION

    …celebrating Thanksgiving at a Washington, D.C. political function, it seems that the ice between POTUS and the VP has thawed…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 11/22/2017 e-article



    PASOK WINS MAJORITY OF SEATS IN GREEK GENERAL ELECTIONS: Gennimata Set To Become P.M.

    …the elevation of Fotini “Fofi” Gennimata and the left-wing PASOK (an acronym for the Panhelenic Socialist Movement) political party over incumbent PM Ioannis Plakiotakis comes amid a rising wave of feminism in Greece…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 25/11/2017



    “…Governor Raul Labrador of Puerto Rico is praising President Grammer’s ‘swift and effective’ response to Hurricane Maria ravaging his state in September, posting onto PalChat to thank Grammer for his ‘pragmatic efforts to aid the most vulnerable and the worst hit.’ The Governor has in recent days credited Grammer, a fellow Republican, and his home state’s emergency services for the island’s speedy recovery from the damage received in what Labrador calls ‘one of the worst hurricane seasons in recent memory’...”

    – ABC Morning News, 11/27/2017 broadcast



    ARMS TRAFFICKER TOMMY GUN TOMMY’S SENTENCE REDUCED TO TEN YEARS FOR ASSISTING POLICE

    …for assisting law enforcement officers in arresting other arms smugglers, T.G.T. has had his sentenced reduce in a move that is leading to a mixture of public outcry and public support for the infamous gun runner…

    The Chicago Tribune, 12/1/2017



    …The expensive Guggenheim Guadalajara Museum finally held its grand opening in Mexico today, after over 12 years in development. Wealthy local philanthropist and businessman Jorge Vergara presided over the ceremonies…

    – NBC News, 12/2/2017 broadcast



    “…moving on to political news, where Lisa Borders, where the Mayor of Atlanta, Georgia was won a second term. Borders, the former President of the WNBA, won a blanket primary on November 7 after winning praise for her city’s smooth applicating of ‘police precinct reform measures’ introduced by Georgia Governor Shirley Franklin all the way back in 2011…”

    – CBS Evening News, 12/5/2017 broadcast



    Katherine DENTON: “Alright, all current former First Ladies gather round now.”

    Joanne KEMP: “We’re not sheep, dear, you don’t have to corral us in.”

    Sheila WELLSTONE: “I’m keeping the minutes!”

    Paula DINGER: “Wait, where are the Iacocca sisters?”

    DENTON: “They were unable to partake in organizing these festivities due to prior engagements.”

    Jacqueline JACKSON: “That’s what they say every time we all try to work on something here.”

    DINGER: “Well, their track record when it comes to visiting their former abode does strongly support the notion that the White House is just too sad and tragic a place for them to visit.”

    JACKSON: “I get that. I just would like to hear it from their words just once. You can’t get over a problem without admitting you got one, and those girls have got one.”

    DENTON: “So do we. While Katy and Lia visit their relatives in Italy, we still have to come up with one last thing – the theme for the main Christmas tree, the main focus of the decorations.”

    WELLSTONE: “What’s wrong with ornaments showing how Christmas is celebrated around the world again?”

    Karen GRAMMER: “Too international.”

    DENTON: “Ah, Karen, so good for you to finally join us after such a long, long, long delay.”

    Marissa Joan HART-GRAMMER: “Whoops, sorry for being tardy again, Mrs. Denton, ma’am. Should we go to the principle’s office now or later?”

    JACKSON: “Heh-heh.”

    DINGER: “What was that you said coming in, Karen?”

    Karen GRAMMER: “A global theme would be too international. The administration wants to avoid the notion of America trying to influence the globe or having some sort of claim to it.”

    KEMP: “What hogwash.”

    DENTON: “But it’s the hogwash that this White House wants to avoid, Joanne. Now let’s concentrate of this, ladies. What would best represent Christmas and America?”

    HART-GRAMMER: “How about humanitarianism at home and abroad? That’s not too similar, is it?”

    KEMP: “Well, we already sort of did that last month.”

    WELLSTONE: “Yeah, remember? We all pitched in to help organize all those charity drives for the victims of The Big Three.”

    JACKSON: “That was one wild Hurricane season, I was having Katrina flashbacks all summer long.”

    WELLSTONE: “Yeah, even Katy and Lia helped out with that to deal with homelessness and other problems.”

    DINGER: “And Marissa, you did a wonderful job working with all those woman Senators, Reps, and Governors to get all those feminist activist causes off their keisters.”

    HART-GRAMMER: “Aw, thanks.”

    DENTON: “Mm. Obvious brownnosing aide, can anyone think of any positive to say about our current dilemma?”

    JACKSON: “I would suggest the theme of bipartisanship, but as one of only two Democrats here, I’ve got the feeling that that would get voted down.”

    KEMP: “Well, Katherine – you said the tree should represent Christmas and America, right?”

    DENTON: “Uh, another obvious thing. I mean, yes.”

    KEMP: “Well then why not have it be about this Christmas and this year in America. Have each ornament highlight the high-points of America in 2017, from humanitarianism, like Marissa suggested, strides in civil rights – there you are Jacqueline – and this administration’s standing on the world stage – uh, if you want to, Karen.”

    HART-GRAMMER: “That might work!”

    DINGER: “We still have time to get custom ornaments from that, um, that place, right?”

    DENTON: “The tree’s to be revealed in 16 days. Even if we finalize the order today we’ll be cutting it close, but…definitely close enough.”

    GRAMMER: “Alright, so let’s wrap this up already before we waste any more time. All in favor of going with the theme of ‘2017’?”

    WELLSTONE: [tapping] (quietly) “seven”

    GRAMMER: “All opposed?”

    WELLSTONE: [tapping] (quietly) “zilch”

    DENTON: “So it’s agreed. Alright. Meeting adjourned, then.”

    – transcript of White House audio recording, possibly from an A/V security device, recorded 12/6/2017 (leaked 4/22/2021)



    “We have seen more and more trucking jobs disappear every year, and this year saw the numbers climb to numbers that cannot be ignored for much longer. The more trucking jobs that are lost, the more common that strikes and protests are going to pop up in states across the country. Towns reliant on truck stops, and families reliant on these incomes are going to go hungry without direct action of some kind from some place. They need help paying for bills, because automation cannot be stopped, and at this point it cannot even be slowed, but it can be prepared for. Because the fourth industrial revolution is here. It’s happening now. It’s been happening for years. And it affects all of us because it’s been ongoing everywhere, in every region, in every state. Labor leaders like Mary Kay Henry and Janice Fine have the right idea in demanding that management provide ‘ramp-off’ programs to teach their workers new skills prior to their current job being automated away. Members of the IBT, the SEIU, and the AFL-CIO all need to revisit the CBA table. We need to expand the NITR and pass more Federal Aid Dividend-like programs statewide if not federally, and we have to better teach our current workers, not just our future workers, how to survive in our increasingly robot-run worlds.”

    – prominent businessman Andrew Yang, TumbleweedTV interview, 12/9/2017



    DUNEDIN RESIDENT FATALLY STRUCK BY SELF-DRIVING CAR

    …Brenton Harrison Tarrant, 27, jaywalked in a move that the car did not anticipate. “Tarrant broke a rule of the road, something that someone behind the wheel of a car would not have even had the time to react to and hit the break in time. This automated car stopped immediately, but even as it was traveling at a below-limit speed, the limitations of friction and physics could not prevent the car from hitting this jaywalker,” says one of the company’s representatives.

    Nonetheless, the fatal incident will likely lead to a court case, and could very possibly damage the self-driving car’s reputation of being safer than human drivers…

    The Southland Times, New Zealand newspaper, 12/12/2017



    REPORT: COAL USE DOWN 11% GLOBALLY!

    …continued use by China and India is being offset by major reductions and slowdowns in use elsewhere, most notably in Europe, New Zealand and North America…

    The Boston Globe, 12/14/2017



    THE BATTLE OF POINT JUDITH – 3.9 out 5 Stars

    Released: December 15, 2017

    Director: Clint Eastwood
    Producer: Zach Snyder

    [snip]

    Top-Liked Review (5 out of 5 stars):

    While this movie is best known for the on-set fighting that often exploded between Eastwood and Snyder, it really must be viewed on its own merits. Despite problems with budgeting and deadlines, the film itself holds up very well to scrutiny. A dramatic acknowledgement of a little-known real-life confrontation between American forces and a Nazi German U-boat off the coast of Rhode Island at the close of WW2, the film is not only historically accurate – an aspect of the story that Eastwood achieved despite Snyder’s attempt to “dramatize” it – but it is an entertaining and well-paced action flick that makes the most of its two-hour runtime. With a talented ensemble cast and a brilliant use of suspense, this movie had me on the edge of my seat!

    – filmreviews.co.usa



    SOCIAL DEMOCRAT WINS KOREA PRESIDENCY

    …the voters of United Korea have chosen Roh Hoe-chan of the Social Democratic Party to be the sixth President of the reunified peninsula. Roh defeated four other prominent candidates in a competitive contest that Roh won with a plurality of 38%. In second place was Moon Sung-hyeon (DLP) with 21% of the vote, followed by Chung Dong-young (CDP) with 17% of the vote, Park Won-soon (GNP) with 14% of the vote, and Lee Jae-oh (Populist) with 9% of the vote; the remaining 1% of the vote was split among several minor candidates…

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 12/19/2017



    “…In Sacramento, California Governor Cruz Bustamante today signed into law a bill that gives tax breaks and write-offs to Golden State high schools, universities, and adult education centers that teach knife safety programs, with specifications ranging from mandatory or voluntary inclusion in home economics curricula and in security guard/police officer training courses. The bill aims to help educate people on how to uphold knife safety, better detect mental health ‘red flags,’ and how to safely defuse knife-related crises…”

    – KNN, 12/20/2017 broadcast



    …The Culver’s chain continued to rise in the late 2010s thanks to another economic factor – a dairy surplus brought on by 2017 being an above-average year for dairy farms in the Midwest. With farmers having more milk than they could sell, Culver’s was the first fast food chain to purchase the excess products in bulk, leading to the company soon heavily promoting “with cheese” items, milkshakes, yogurt special, and their iconic Butter Burgers.

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    Above: A Culver’s Butter Burger

    Sales spiked soon after the December 21, 2017 announcement that the typical price of a Culver’s butter burger was to be “slashed” (reduced) by 25% from December 21 to January 21, with similar price drops being announced for other products in the days that followed. Other fast food chain reacted to the resulting “rush” on Culver’s locations by mimicking their actions – purchasing surplus from dairy farms, temporarily reducing prices, and launching advertising campaigns to lure in more customers with said price drops – in a move that intensified the Burger Wars of the 2010s…

    – Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals, Sunrise Publishers, 2021



    "BEFORE THE COLONEL" CASTS LIGHT ON COLONEL SANDERS' UPBRINGING

    …Starring Jennifer Bini as the main character of this dive into the formative years of our 36th President, “Before The Colonel” is a religious drama film following the life of Margaret Ann “Maggie” Dunlevy, the mother of Harland David “Colonel” Sanders. Marrying Wilbur David Sanders (played by James Corden) in 1889, the couple relied on each other during economic hardships and health crises until Wilbur’s abrupt death in 1895. Corden, who plays a serious role surprisingly well, gives a (midwestern?) American accent his best shot, and though it slips at times, he keeps it up fair enough. Now alone with three young children, Maggie turns to her faith in God and family to support her daughter and two sons, and teaches her oldest, The Colonel, important lessons he vows to uphold throughout his life.

    The film’s unique story focuses on how the future President’s upbringing impacted, influenced and molded his morals and ideas, led by the most prominent person of his early life, his mother. Along with stellar performances from supporting players such as the well-known character actor Brad Dourif and the prolific Robert Clotworthy, the cinematography and directing alone makes this religious movie stand out among other offerings produced by the conservative Faith Flix film studio. The sweeping views of rural Indiana and Bini’s success at reflecting the stress felt by widowed single mothers – especially during one scene set appropriately at Christmas – must be singled out for their ability to be dramatic without falling into hammy “soap opera” territory. However, its heavily religious and pro-Christian undertones do make the film’s pacing screech to a halt at times. 3.5/5 stars.

    – Variety, 12/22/2017 review



    I was wrong about spending Christmas with Great-Aunt Josephine. Everything here is so huge! The tree inside the living room is taller than our house! Everything is bigger – the presents, the turkey, everything! I got the latest Skullkicker VidGame and a new bicycle and I got to ride it around Great-Aunt Josephine’s backyard (Ma calls it an “estate.” Whatever). She’s got so much on her property. I don’t get why we don’t visit all the time. Something about our wing of the family not getting along with the rest of the family. The word “blacksheep” comes up a lot. I just thought it’s because she lives in Florida, we live in Oregon, and the rest of the “extended family” live mostly in Lewieville and Florence, Kentucky.

    But anyway, the backyard has this trail along the side of this stream, and bigger pathway-thing through what I think were tennis courts. The pathway links back up to the side place on the estate, so I was just cycling around and around until I threw up a bit of the turkey. Fun times!

    – Darrell Harvey Winger Jr., private journal, 12/25/2017 entry



    …I was in the room. I took notes. Granted, I was later ordered to destroy them and their copies, and under watchful eyes, I had to do so before I could make any extra copies, but the fact remains that I took them. So what I profess to be the truth is in fact the truth: Nikolayev did in fact have contact with the Eritrean dictator Sebhat Ephrem throughout the year 2017. But then, in late December, my boss ordered that I and the rest of the technet support team remove all records of vidcalls from his schedule and his computers' logdrives that had anything to do their direct discussions. A clean sweep…

    – Marina Lebedev’s tell-all memoir My Time In The Nation of Nikolayev, Perspective Publishers, 2022



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] OTL thing! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_Piloted_Assembly_and_Experiment_Complex
    [2] IOTL, 60% of gun-related deaths are suicides, while less than 10% are accidents!: https://gunsandamerica.org/story/19...ut-a-new-poll-suggests-few-americans-know-it/
    [3] An OTL comment: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/gary-locke-quotes
    [4] OTL!
    [5] Based closely on this OTL article!: https://www.ecowatch.com/plastic-bricks-in-kenya-2650645441.html
    [6] David Samadi was 15 when his family fled Iran in 1979 IOTL; here, he stays and enters politics as well as medicine
    [7] OTL!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren
    [8] Some passages here were lifted directly from this hurricane’s OTL wiki article
    [9] This is a real-life person, BTW: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhael_Mirilashvili
    [10] Italicized snippets were pulled from here!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe
    [11] Some passages here were pulled directly from his OTL Wikipedia article, others are edited passages, and the rest is original: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Katz
    [12] Based on the OTL thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneida_Community



    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: April 30 at the very latest!

    Hello, I'm new here. I've been on this forum reading this TL for a while now and I have to say, this is incredible! Very accurate and detailed, and even the premise of a fast food mogul becoming a politician is nicely handled.
    It'd be nice if some topics such as game shows, other TV series such as The Muppet Show and Sesame Street, other defunct restaurants including Howard Johnson's, toys, including Transformers, My Little Pony (yes, I'm one of those people), licenses, action figures and more, motorsports, including NASCAR and IndyCar, and those old pizza place animatronics from Chuck E. Cheese's, ShowBiz Pizza Place, etc. to be covered, but if you're unfamiliar with any of these, it's fine. Not everyone's familiar with them; I wasn't even familiar with pizza joint animatronics until a few months ago, and I'm not demanding. It'd also be nice if the voice casts for these animated series such as The SpongeBob Zone and Life in Heck were covered as well.
    That being said, I'm looking forward to future updates!
    Sure thing! And welcome to the site!
     
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    Chapter 115: January 2018 – May 2018
  • Chapter 115: January 2018 – May 2018

    “No man becomes wise without stepping on the soil of fools.”

    – Larry (Michael Weston), Lucky Numbers, 1:10:50 mark (OTL)



    “…And with the New Year comes a new goal for the lawmakers of this chamber – a goal that I believe with be a well-deserved rebuke to the multimillionaire corporations that are willingly and willfully harming the health of this planet...”

    – US Sen. Colleen Hanabusa (D-HI), calling for the passage of the GREEN (Globally Reduce Emissions to Empower Nature) Deal bill introduced last year, speech of the floor of the US Senate, 1/2/2018



    NEBRASKA’S NEWEST US SENATOR FINALLY ENTERS OFFICE

    …US Senator-Elect Oletha A. Faust-Goudeau (D-NE), the first African-American woman ever elected to the US Senate from The Cornhusker State, was finally sworn into office today. Under state and federal law, the official election results from her victory in last November’s special election needed to be certified before she could be sworn in. Typically, this takes only a few weeks. However, one week after Faust-Goudeau was declared the winner by nearly all news sources, the office of Nebraska’s Secretary of State announced that the state’s typically-early deadline for the counting of all military and overseas ballots coming in would be extended to December 21. Additionally, deadlines for counties to certify their results were extended to December 28, and the deadline for the state to certify the results was pushed back until January 3, stalling the swearing-in of the Democratic Party’s “rising star,” nicknamed “OFG” by her supporters ontech, by several weeks.

    The move is being considered partisan by Democratic leaders, with US Senator Tony Pollina (D-VT) claiming “this was the Nebraska GOP’s way of minimizing her seniority in the US Senate by as much as possible. This pitiful action is petty, pathetic, and unprofessional, and the people of Nebraska deserve better”…

    The Washington Post, 1/5/2018



    “BIG-STATE” REPUBLICANS JOIN DEMOCRATS TO VOTE “YEA” IN N.I.A. ADVISORY VOTE: Action Clears Path For America’s First-Ever National Initiative

    …The Legislative Advisory Vote was completed with a narrow bipartisan vote approving the measure. The action comes 89 days after the Deliberation Committee delivered the initiative to both federal legislative bodies. With this major step complete, in accordance with the rules and parameters of the US Constitution’s National Initiative Amendment, the Electoral Trust is now tasked with forming and publishing a schedule for the election of the initiative. The initiative will be the first time ever that a “ballot measure”-like issue will be voted on in every single state and territory. The issue – reforming how we vote for President by introducing a Ranked-Choice Instant-Runoff Voting system that will render the Electoral College “vestigial,” or “ceremonial” as some have described it.

    “We are very proud of the politicians who voted in favor of Americans playing a far greater and direct role in the formation of the national laws by which we live,” Tom Atlee, spokesperson for and former director of the Electoral Trust, the independent agency responsible for overseeing National Initiative procedure, confirmed the completion of this penultimate step. “The Electoral Trust is going to announce its schedule for the election very soon.”

    Out of hundreds of proposed initiatives, ones concerning reforming the Electoral College received the most headway in the aftermath of the controversial 2012 election, which saw Kelsey Grammar be elected President despite incumbent President Paul Wellstone winning the popular vote, in a reversal of the fates that befell Wellstone and US Senator Olympia Snowe in 2008. And out of all of those proposals, the RCV proposal gathered the most momentum and garnered the most amount of support.

    “This calls for a national celebration,” says US Senator Mike Gravel (D-CA), the former US Vice President who led the charge for the creation of the N.I.A. for decades. “Now we’ll finally get to see the National Initiative in action. ...Registration roll certification could a few years, but I have to commend everyone involved for the pace of the hearings and quality of the committee report, along with how the House responded to it.”

    Indeed, many political pundits expected US House Speaker McMaster to successfully drag out the process for as long as possible. Instead, the longtime legislator “seems to have dropped the ball on fighting this,” observes NBC Correspondent and former Hollywood actor Joe Scarborough. “It seems he spent more of 2017 working on tax cuts and kept combating the N.I.A. on the back-burner for too long.”…

    – The New York Times, 1/7/2018



    “There’s a big debate on the rise right now. It’s the healthy economy versus the rising automation. On one hand, markets are expanding, and Wall Street fat cats are happier than pigs in mud. But after another round of layoffs swept through the trucking industry this week, calls for a nationwide trucker strike are reaching record-breaking heights, both on the technet and out here in the real world. Now, if this proposed strike happens, understand this, it will severely impact these greedy corporations and their nefarious machinations. It will inhibit commerce and cost shipping agencies millions. It will strike at the very hearts of these S.O.B.s – their bank accounts. The time is coming. It’s only a matter of time before this powder keg goes off, and when it happens, I am going to wheel my way right out there and cheer those workers on as they fight for better job security. What about you? Will you back your fellow workers? Or will you do what the corporations want you to do – just stay lazy and ignorant, and lay back and do nothing while your fellow Americans suffer? Will you allow it, or will you fight it?”

    – Disabled rights activist and political commentator Alexander E. “Alec” Jones, 1/9/2018 podcast



    “…President Grammer today signed into law a bill that will transfer more responsibilities from cabinet departments to independent federal agencies, cutting taxpayer money currently being used to subsidize federal departments such as Agriculture, Commerce and the Interior...”

    – CBS Evening News, 1/11/2018 broadcast



    …In early January, the President met with the nation’s three Black Republican US Senators, Herman Cain of Georgia, Allen West of Florida, and Randy Brock of Ohio, to discuss his idea for implementing tax breaks for slave descendants. Many anti-taxation Republicans, and many more Republican candidates for congress, backed the notion of implementing tax exemptions or tax breaks for anyone who could prove that a blood-related ancestor was the slave of an American within the borders of the United States prior to the abolishing of slavery in the US in 1865.

    “It’s a narrow definition that excludes many Black people,” Cain touched on the proposal’s parameters. “My ancestors were slaves in Mississippi, but there’s thousands if not hundreds of thousands of Black people in America whose grandparents did not come here until after 1865. Just look at Rocky McCain, the governor of Montana. His father wasn’t the descendent of slaves, he was a Kenyan national. Hell, his father probably owned slaves over there. He wouldn’t qualify for tax breaks because he doesn’t have Slave Blood in him. But he’s Black. He’s faced prejudice. That’s the thing – all Black people experience prejudice at some point, but this tax exemption would not help all of them.”

    “I think it worsen things, frankly,” West shook his head. “I can see it dividing communities, friendships, and couples. An internal division, the Black communities of this country torn and split between those with Slave Blood and those without slave blood. Those with it will boast about it, and expect extra credit, and extra privileges and respect on account of it. This could open up a host of further problems.”

    “I don’t know what’s wrong with you two,” Brock opposed his colleagues’ comments. “Check the polls. Our brothers and sisters are firmly in favor of the proposal, as am I, Mr. President.”

    “Thank you, Randy,” Grammer nodded appreciatively.

    “If we pass such a thing, it will worsen Black-and-non-Black relations,” West responded. “Black people aren’t the only kind of people who become poor. Low-income white people will become jealous, and they will become angry, before we know it, they’ll be saying that blood is on our hands.”

    “I really have to question that idea, Allen,” said Brock. “Would anyone really get that riled up over tax breaks?”

    “Do you want to risk it?” Cain answered.

    “There’s nothing to risk,” Brock replied. Turning back to the President again, he added, “You’ve got my support, sir.”

    The President again thanked him for his allegiance.

    “Heh, Uncle Tom,” Cain quietly muttered...

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “…the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed today at 28,565, after its worst week since the economic recession of 2013. The drop, called a ‘mini-bump’ by Commerce Secretary Rodham-Clinton earlier this evening, comes just three months after the DOW posted its second-largest ever one-day point gain of 1,032 points, back in late October 2017...”

    – KNN Evening News, 1/14/2018 broadcast



    “…with the support of French President José Bové, a French court has made the bold move of heavily fining the cruise ship company Carnival for emitting roughly eight times more Sulphur Oxide off of Europe’s coastlines than all of that continent’s 210million fossil-fuel-powered cars. Carnival, one of the largest cruise corporations in the world, is expected to challenge the fines at the International Court of Justice in New York City, New York…”

    – BBC World News, 1/16/2018 broadcast



    …King Constantine II of Greece stood firm against public calls for him to use the powers of his office to change Greece’s order of succession to one based on Salic law. Conservative-minded, the King supported the use of male-preference primogeniture to determine secession. However, the King sought to lower disapproval of his decision by allowing his daughter Alexia to take on a more active role in national affairs and by having his son Pavlos (Paul), the Crown Prince, take on more official roles in order to both prepare him for the throne. The idea was that Pavlov would publicly prove himself to be capable of taking over once he ascended to the throne, and thus improve his approval ratings among the Greek populace…

    – John Koliopoulos and Thanos M. Veremis’s The Greek Modern Greece: A History since 1949, Atlantis Publishers, 2022



    …PAVS – Partially-Autonomous Vehicles – also known as semi-self-driving cars/trucks, had been a boogeyman-type talking point for labor leaders for years, but in January 2018, the albatross finally landed. Ever since the latest version of Chrysler’s EPIC, or Electric Powered Interurban Chariot, rolled onto the streets in 2017, only to be followed soon after by Ford’s Ranger Surplus EV and the Volkswagen Firefly, tension and trepidation among the workers of the transportation industry were at historic heights.

    On January 19, management at the California-based freight transportation company Bay-to-Bay Trucking announced the firing of over 2,000 part-time truck drivers and forklift operators to cover the company’s purchase of 15 Ford PAV trucks for “long haul” transportation routes and the automation of several small warehouses. The immediate protests from the workers to the mass layoffs soon led to the discovery that their CBA contained a loophole that did not protect part-time workers from being fired in such a way.

    For enough unionized members of the transportation industry, this was the last straw. With contact between the Teamsters and the non-unionized Bay-to-Bay workers soon established, truck drivers and other workers in California and other locations performed a mass walk-out on January 22. The laborers refused to return to work until managers at Bay-to-Bay Trucking, and the top three largest trucking/shipping agencies of the US, agreed to re-negotiate the CBAs with their “worker representatives.”

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    Above: Teamsters on strike in Los Angeles and San Diego, in a coordinated effort to end “unjust firings” through CBA negotiations and public pressure

    The multistate strike impacted deliveries nationwide. Within hours, people were either voicing support for the workers – with some even expanding on their protests to call for other concerns, such as wage theft, to be addressed as well – while others complained of delayed shipments. Ontech delivery sites scrambled to minimize damage. Shipping agencies and companies offered above-average wages to temporary truck drivers. Conservative pundits accused the strikers of holding the economy hostage, while California Governor Cruz Bustamante suddenly insert himself into the CBA debate by throwing his support toward the workers on January 24, the third day of the strikes…

    – Gloria Skurzynski’s Sweat and Blood: The History of Labor Strikes in The United States, Borders Books, 2021



    …Even with the warfare between Burkina Faso and the Fulani Republic entering its second year, President Grammer steadfastly stuck to his libertarian “guns” and refused to intervene militarily, even as the number of technetters accusing him racism rose. Condemning the accusations, Grammer reportedly ranted to his Vice President, “When Wellstone intervened in Sudan, people in both parties called him racist because they saw it as neo-imperialistic – whatever that means – to stop Black people from killing each other. They say the US is trying to govern the world. But when we don’t intervene in Burkina Faso, people in both parties call us racist because Black people are killing each other.”

    “I keep tellin’ ya, Kels, you just gotta ignore the technet,” Brown allegedly stated.

    “Don’t they understand that American involvement would just complicate things, turn a two-sided war into a three-sided war, and only lead to more people being killed?” Grammer continued.

    “There is some good news, though,” the White House Chief of Staff then told the President, “at least according to the latest polls. It seems Americans still back non-intervention by a wide and bipartisan margin.”

    “So we shouldn’t expect too many losses in the 2018 midterms, right?” Asked Brown.

    “Well, the six-year itch is upon us, but we anticipate retaining both chambers going into 2019. The slavery-reparations-through-tax-exemptions idea is winning over a small but growing number of Black voters.”

    Meanwhile, the L.A.-based trucker strike was intensifying as both workers and managers refused to make any concessions. The Commerce Secretary feared that the situation could soon reach “major crisis” levels…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    …Businessman Andrew Yang was an unconventional choice for mediating negotiations to end the Teamsters strike. The son of Taiwanese immigrants, Yang’s father was a patent-winning researcher for IBM and General Electric for decades while his mother was a systems administrator for Columbia Law School, from which Andrew Yang graduated. After briefly working as a corporate attorney, Yang co-launched the celebrity-affiliated philanthropic fundraising netsite StarGiving. The effects of the SARS Pandemic led to Yang becoming more involved in philanthropic work, founding the medical research company CureSeekers in 2003. By 2010, Yang had published two best-sellers on how, based on his experience with StarGiving and other netsites and Silicon Valley-based companies, automation was “America’s next grave challenge.” In 2012, he began working for TumbleweedTV as a commentator of various topics, and soon made a name for himself. This strike, however, was what truly thrusted him into the national spotlight.

    Yang had been on the corporate and management side of business, but he was passionately dedicated to preventing the mass layoffs that analysts predicted automation would yield. He presented himself as a man who could bring both sides of the strike together. And after a few days of internal debate, both sides agreed to give the noted philanthropist and TV figure a chance to essentially lead and moderate discussions.

    “So what exactly can be done about automation?” Asked Bay-to-Bay COO Dan Case, brother of former AOT Inc. President Steve Case, in an early February sit-down between Yang, and Teamsters representative Jane Barden, and himself. “Because you can’t stop progress, you know.”

    “Yes, but you, and I mean you specifically, Dan, you yourself can help stop disaster. You can help prevent the economic crisis that you know can come about from mass layoffs.” Yang said gently but assertively.

    “How?” Case asked with a slight chuckle in his voice.

    “Improve work retraining program options. Offer better retirement benefits. Create new jobs elsewhere,” Barden bluntly blurted out her bullet points, her eyes locked on Case.

    “Janice, a mechanic working on an old Peterbilt is not the same as an IT specialist working on a PAV,” Case reply matter-of-factly.

    Yang broke the sudden tension by referring back to the proposals of International President of the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) Mary Kay Henry. “What we mean is management should provide ‘ramp-off’ programs to teach their workers. They should be taught new skills prior to their jobs being automated away. You didn’t do that with these workers.”

    “Well if we’re going to get philosophical here, let me tell you both one thing – whether you like or not, and something tells me neither of you do, it actually is not the responsibility of an employee to teach their workers how to work. Lots of companies do this, yes, but it’s not illegal to hire people who already have the skills your company needs. Bay-to-Bay is not a charity, and it’s not a vocational school. It’s a business. You want these laypersons to pick up more modern-day technet-reliant skills, tell ’em to go back to school.”

    “But that’s the thing Dan. Education and training are currently not set for the speed of change that we are seeing in the modern economy. Most schools are still based on a one-time education model, with school providing the foundation for a single lifelong career. With content becoming obsolete faster and rapidly escalating costs, this system may be unsustainable in the future. To help workers more smoothly transition from one job into another, for example, we need to make education a more nimble, lifelong endeavor. And that could start at Bay-to-Bay. Your company could be a leading company in that major shift in workplace training and education.”

    Case shook his head, “I’m in the trucking business, not the education business.”

    Yang replied, “So your company can be one of the first to look for more customized skills and take a larger role in education, providing on-the-job training for specific capabilities. You could partner with community colleges to create apprenticeship-style learning, where students work part-time in parallel with their education.”

    “Are you seriously telling me how to run my company?”

    “No, I’m brainstorming ideas with you,” Yang answered defensively but convincingly.

    Barden was surely holding back a slew of swears; she reportedly dug her nails so deep into her chair’s arms they cut through the upholstery. Gritting her teeth and restraining her temper, she replied “If you train your workers so they can perform more than one job, you can keep them around when economic conditions evolve. Turnover rates are costly, Dan. If you refuse to think of the workers, maybe think of the costs.”

    “Alright, alright,” Yang sought to keep Barden from driving Case away from the negotiations table. “We’re off-topic, we’re off-topic now. Let’s get back to the meat of why we’re here – the workers want more employment protection. No more layoffs that pop up unexpectedly. They want to at the very least be given fair warning, at least enough time to try and transfer over to a new field within your company if they so choose. The workers dedicate their lives and livelihoods to you, and –”

    “You’re supposed to be impartial here, Yang,” Case interrupted.

    “You’re right, sorry. I’m just trying to figure out how to show you that I get where you are coming from. I’ve run companies and organizations, so I know what it’s like to have all those responsibilities swimming around. Responsibilities to the workers, to stockholders and stakeholders, to investors and customers. And I understand that you can’t stop the inevitability of evolution. Nobody should try to. But with jobs and roles in response to this evolution shifting, so should the social contract between the stakeholders. In the very near future, business leaders are going to have to take on some of the roles traditionally played by other parties in order to stay afloat. Like the schools, businesses are going to train workers. Like the government, businesses are going to contemplate the risks of economic proposals to combat unemployment—in part because of businesses having a greater agility in adapting to change than schools and government.”

    After continuing this discussion for a little while longer, Yang reiterated the workers’ and Teamsters’ demands before the meeting adjourned inconclusively. The next day, Case agreed to a new CBA, and the day after, the three met again to iron out the new CBA’s details, starting with the closing of the part-time workers loophole. And, secondly, Yang convinced Case to sign on to a new Automation Adjustment Assistance clause, which formed a retraining program for truck drivers willing to learn how to work on computer software for a living.”

    When Barden presented the new CBA to the workers as a victory they should accept – despite said new CBA only slightly improving upon its predecessor’s wording on wage theft – they followed her advice, ending the strikes after 15 days of slowed, delayed and/or cancelled deliveries for millions across the continent.

    According to Yang, President Grammer called him soon after to “essentially praise” him for leading the negotiations…

    – Gloria Skurzynski’s Sweat and Blood: The History of Labor Strikes in The United States, Borders Books, 2021 [1]



    …As the Burkina Faso-Fulani Republic War continued to descend into chaos and anarchy, the images of ethnic-based massacres led to continued claims that non-intervention was a passive form of racist. In February 2018, Grammer attempted to counter these technet-based claims by again calling for reparations for slavery in the form of income tax exemptions. However, the idea was still opposed by party leaders, with House Whip Webster claiming that slave descendants benefited more from the Negative Income Tax Rebate law implemented in the early 1970s more so than any other demographic, and that further reparations would worsen racial relations...

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “As our nation’s cybersecurity systems are of top quality, there is little reason for anyone to believe that another hacking attack on private netsite accounts will succeed.”

    – Australian PM Nick Varvaris, 2/3/2018



    …On February 5, 2018, Australia's Parliament was hacked by agents working out of either Russia or China in the largest cyber security breach in Australian history. Thousands of classified documents and hundreds of thousands of private messages were “dropped” ontech. Practically overnight, the private and personal paraphernalia of political people across the country were publicly viewable, in a move that significantly lowered Australia’s trust in the government – or at least, in their then-current government…

    – Lee Kim’s Keyboard Campaigns: The Worlds of Cyberwarfare, Created Space Independent Press, 2020



    …On February 6, House Speaker McMaster announced that he was retiring from Congress, telling his colleagues on the hill, including the President, and then reporters that he would not run for re-election but would not resign, planning on instead simply finishing out his term.

    The announcement framed McMaster almost as a “wise elder statesman” retiring, after roughly a decade in the Speaker’s chair, in order to pass the office and its responsibilities over to a “new generation” of Republican House leadership. In reality, McMaster’s popularity with the House GOP was waning, and he decided to leave on his own accord, rather than be forced out of office, like what had happened to Speaker Robert Smith Walker.

    While Vice President Brown was visibly sad to see McMaster retire, President Grammer’s relationship with the outgoing Speaker was reportedly more tenuous. While not exactly ecstatic to see him go, Grammer was not saddened by it either, only apathetically asking McMaster if he would reconsider. This reaction was likely due to the very conservative McMaster often being at odds with the increasingly libertarian administration and GOP House…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    FRANCE LAUNCHES “AMBITIOUS” PROBE TO STUDY MERCURY

    …the most expensive space probe to ever be launched by France’s National Center for Space Studies, President Bové reportedly had to be convinced to not cancel the project because its funding had already been spent by the time he entered office. Bové’s predecessor, Francois Leotard, signed off on the project back in late 2012…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 7/2/2018



    LEONG LEADS LABOR TO VICTORY OVER VARVARIS!; Pragmatic MP To Become 28th PM!

    …Jenny Leong (Labor) performed better than expected, winning 85 seats against incumbent PM Nick Varvaris (Liberal), who won 62 seats, while Bob Katten (The Outsiders) retained three seats. This is being considered a landslide rejection of an incumbent government that is during its tenure been plagued by gaffes, controversies, and numerous foreign and domestic policy failures…

    – The Canberra Times, Australian newspaper, 2/8/2018



    Winter Olympics In United Korea Open Today With Cheers, Reflection

    The New York Times, 2/9/2018



    WHATABURGER THANKS EMPLOYEES WITH $100MILLION IN BONUSES

    …with approximately 12,480 locations in 14 states and with a self-reported annual sales of more than $5billion annually, the fast food chain’s spokesperson says they are awarding employees more than $100million in bonuses across the “lower half” of company’s payrolls as a means of thanking their employees for their service “doing their part to help out during last year’s crises.” The company managed pull back from the brink of financial disaster last year, during last year’s hurricane season. However, in a humanitarian gesture, Whataburger locations in Texas, Louisiana and Puerto Rico offered free food to Hurricane survivors and, in some cases, served as emergency shelters for displaced families. “We are grateful to all our employees, from managers to cashiers and delivery personnel, who went above and beyond the typical responsibilities of the hospitality industry to help customers and local citizens in their time of need.” Whataburger locations in many flooded regions were praised by local news outlets for going “that extra mile to serve guest with care and concern, which are cornerstones to success and the heart of this company,” stated the spokesperson at today’s press briefing...

    – chicagotimes.co.usa, 2/12/2018 e-article



    …Europe was also dragged into this new era of cybersecurity threats on February 15, when the EU’s European Parliament and Council of Ministers were hacked in a cyber-attack originating from somewhere in northeastern China. The EU responded with the subsequent formation of the Data Protection Directive of 2018. Stronger than and essentially replacing the Data Protection Directive of 1993, the “second” DPD gave EU residents more personal control over privacy plans for their personal data, regulated and capped costs on such “modern security requirements,” and simplified the regulatory environment for international business with the EU. This simplification was done unifying the regulation with the EU’s General Data Privacy and Protection Regulation Council…

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    US HOUSE RULE REPEALED: Food Can Now Be Eaten on The Floor of The House, Albeit “Carefully And Respectfully”

    …the original rule was put into place to maintain decorum and minimize distractions during legislative debate. Furthermore, in order to satisfy hungry lawmakers, US Senators have access to a dining hall inside the US Capital Building called the Senate Cafeteria, best known for serving Senate Bean Soup every day [2]. However, the no-food rule has not been truly enforced for nearly a century. Indeed, it seems very unrealistic to tell lawmakers to not bring snacks to work. Point of fact: members of the US House have had a pair of desks filled with candy for decades in an open and willful disregard of the rules. While the introduction of the House Candy desks back in the 1960s did lead to health-conscious senators successfully lobbying for more “Heart Smart” meals in the Senate cafeteria, it did not lead to a call for the repealing of the rule barring food on the House floor until fairly recently.

    The rule change comes roughly 29 months after the US Senate voted to change another longstanding rule, this one banning newborns from being brought onto the Senate floor during votes. Said rule change, voted through by nearly unanimous consent, was done to accommodate federal legislators with newborn babies, especially ones that breastfeed said newborns, allowing them to be able to bring a child under 14 months old onto the floor. That change in policy came after several young US Congresswomen spearheaded the push in 2015. [3]

    Like with the “breastfeeding” rule change, this “eating food” rule change comes with strict parameters, establishing small fines for infractions. In the new food rule’s case, lawmakers can be fined for leaving “excessive crumbs” on the carpeted chamber floor, or failing to properly clean or sanitize any place where food is eaten. Amazingly, one fineable offense is eating food that is “too loud” and proves distracting to any other lawmakers…

    The Washington Post, 2/19/2018



    MARCELINE JONES, WIDOW OF CULT LEADER JIM JONES, DIES AT 91

    …while the widow of cult leader Jim Jones has repeatedly apologized for the destructive actions of her husband, she still received criticism for twice accepting a Hosea Williams Humanitarian Award… After her husband died, Jones, a registered nurse, returned to the healthcare industry in her native Indiana, and, once her children had grown, became a researcher of mental health for the Indiana University South Bend. …Marceline was known by her friends and coworkers for having a gentle and reflective personality, and for having a kind demeanor to everyone who met and knew her. She never remarried, but filled her off-work hours by volunteering at children’s hospitals and homeless shelters. However, despite her love for her community, she kept a low profile. “Her past kept her at bay,” says one Sally Wilson, a friend and fellow researcher at IUSB. “She just feared so much that people would recognize her as the widow of a nut-job instead of as the woman who read to the blind every Saturday.”

    – The Evansville Courier & Press, Indiana newspaper, 2/22/2018



    WINTER OLYMPICS CONCLUDE

    …the Closing Ceremonies also showcased the innovate strides and successes made by the nation of Korea in the years since the 1996 “War of Reunification”…

    The Los Angeles Times, 2/25/2018



    List of Summer Olympics locations (since >1960<):

    1960: Rome, Italy

    1964: Tokyo, Japan

    1968: Mexico City, Mexico

    1972: Munich, West Germany

    1976: Los Angeles, United States

    1980: Moscow, Russia

    1984: Athens, Greece

    1988: Brisbane, Australia

    1992: Barcelona, Spain

    1996: Egypt, Cairo

    2000: Manchester, United Kingdom

    2004: Beijing, (the People’s Republic of) China

    2008: Berlin, Germany

    2012: Cape Town, South Africa Tehran, Iran

    2016: New York City, United States

    2020: Santiago, Chile

    2024: Jakarta, Indonesia


    List of Winer Olympics locations (since >1960<):

    1960: Squaw Valley, United States

    1964: Innsbruck, Austria

    1968: Grenoble, France

    1972: Sapporo, Japan

    1976: Ryazan, Soviet Union

    1980: Lake Placid, United States

    1984: Calgary, Canada

    1988: Falun, Sweden

    1992: Zagreb and Belgrade, Yugoslavia

    1994: Lillehammer, Norway

    1998: Munich, Germany

    2002: Toronto, Canada

    2006: Budapest, Hungary

    2010: Athens, Greece

    2014: Ankara, Turkey

    2018: Pyongyang, United Korea

    2022: Almaty, United Turkestan

    – aldaver.co.usa/sites.html, c. early 2018



    …On February 27, just two days after the conclusion of the year’s Winter Olympics, a Russian hacker launched yet another cyberattack onto America. But this time, the US’s cybersecurity leaders would cut the onslaught short with anti-virus technology and coordination.

    The swift American action gave China’s own cyber agencies pause. Premier Yang was surprised by their effective firewalls, and seemed to have informed his agency leaders to “make note of it,” according to Wen Jiabao.

    [snip]

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    Above: the PRC military’s “control center” in Beijing, alleged “headquarters” for China’s cyberwarfare operations, according to a February 2018 CIA report.

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “Back in The Colonel’s day, the only networking tools he had to work with were word of mouth, radio, paper-mail, yard signs, door-to-door canvassing, and (if you were fortunate) local television drop-ins [4]. But now, we have so much more. Modern tools at your disposal include yard signs, net-mail, community events, tv/radio ads and net-ads, podcasts, public net-forums, ProfilePocket and other business-centric netsites, Ourvids and other A/V-sharing netsites, BuddyTalk and other communication-centric netsites, net search-engines, peer-to-peer referrals, vidcalling technology, social networking lar phone apps, and virtual tour apps. Utilize these tools, and withy your help, our company can reach a wider range and a larger number of potential customers than even The Colonel himself ever thought possible.”

    – Jan Fields, head executive of FLG’s Smoky Mountain BBQ Steakhouse, in a training video for new KFC marketing employees, first used c. March 2018



    GRAMMER SIGNS CONTROVERSIAL BILL INTO LAW, DEREGULATING CABINET RESPONSIBILITIES

    The Washington Post, 3/5/2018



    PETE DIAMONDSTONE, RADICAL U.S. SENATOR, DIES AT 83

    ...True to his Marxist loyalty, the one-term Senator and two-time Presidential Candidate passed away on March 8, the 101st anniversary of the Russian Revolution of 1917. He is survived by his wife, Doris Lake (b. 1935); their four children, Aaron, Jessica, Ian, and Paula; several grandchildren, including Owen M. Diamondstone-Kohout, and a great-grandson, appropriately named Karl.

    Diamondstone was known as a perennial candidate for decades – running for public office every other year from 1970 to 2016, with the sole exception of 2002 – until winning a US Senate seat in 1998 in a poll-defying outcome many dubbed “the upset of the century.” His subsequent Presidential bids in 2000, during which he called for the nationalizing of all industries and the outlawing the US military, arguably made fellow candidate Jesse Jackson more appealing to some voters by making him seem more moderate by comparison. Diamondstone lost re-election to the Senate in 2006, but continued to run for the office, as he had always.

    Diamondstone’s passing, unofficially from the results on unspecified heart ailments, is a major blow to the Liberty Union party, a small third-party organization he co-founded in the late 1960s and had unofficially been the leader of for decades. Several prominent members of the LUP (Dennis J. Morrissey, Murray Ngoima, Rosemary Jackowski, Ben Bosley, the widow of Richard F. Gottlieb (1935-2012), Jerry Levy, Mary Alice Herbert, Jane Newton, Matthew Andrew (b. 1981), and Martha Abbott (b. 1931) are set to attend and speak at Diamondstone’s memorial service tomorrow.

    The most famous and successful member of the Liberty Union party, Diamondstone’s political legacy will likely be continued by his family. His wife, who was nominated by the party for Vermont at-large congressional seat in 1971 and again in 2002, is a radical progressive much like her husband. Their daughter Jessica “Jessy” Diamondstone, age 51-52, is even more politically involved, working on her father’s many political campaigns and currently serving on the Brattleboro City Council; as a result, she is expected to pick up where her father left off, and run for higher office later this year…

    – The Brattleboro Reformer, Vermont newspaper, 3/11/2018



    …France’s President José Bové stirred up more trouble for international businesses when he tried to get American companies to leave France with higher tariffs and taxes on foreign businesses and slashing taxes and fees for domestic product producers. These new laws were passed despite polls finding that a majority of French citizens “approved” of foreign businesses existing within their borders.

    However, one could see the French people’s attitudes toward the alleged “Americanization” of urban centers more directly in ontech discussions and interactions. Even a quick glance at a BuddyTalk-France thread, and one can see how the French approved of KFC, and that most simply wished that their goods – the sources of the food served at KFC-France outlets – be locally sourced better. Bové, a decades-long critic of global chains, wanted to make the “French market [be] for French workers, French businesses, and French customers,” but in doing so, he made it more difficult for French farmers to sell their wares to international businesses who operated in France.

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    KFC-France outlet in Paris (left) and one on the French-administered island of Martinique (right), demonstrating the range of both KFC and President Bové restrictive international trade policies.

    KFC-France took a two-pronged approach to the tariffs. The company’s legal team challenged Bové in the Paris courts, with the threat of bringing the matter all the way up to the International Court of Justice if necessary. Concurrently, the company’s R&D department sought to work around the new tariffs by testing a switch to ingredients pulled entirely from French markets…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    SINGER CALYPSTICA PERFORMS HER GREATEST HITS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

    The Washington Post, 3/19/2018



    1960s

    Although guest artists had been entertaining at the White House for more than a century, President and Mrs. Johnson made the White House a true showcase for the performing arts and their creativity and dedication provided a model for succeeding administrations to the present day. Performances at the Johnson White House comprised such a large cast that they were held outdoors on a special stage or indoors in the East Room on a portable stage donated by the Harkness Ballet in 1961. Music in the White House during the Sanders administration reflected the First Family’s diverse preferences, with the First Lady favoring piano and classical music while The Colonel was most supportive of southern, western and “country” styles, with Elvis’ rock-and-roll classics being a notable exception.

    1970s

    The administrations of Presidents Sanders and Mondale showcased a wider segment of American culture than ever before, with the appearance of jazz, gospel, ragtime, and popular song, as well as classical concert and vocal forms. In 1972, following an official state dinner, Pearl Bailey, with First Lady Claudia Sanders at the piano, sang for President Mitterrand of France. The Captain and Tennille performed for the Queen of England, President and Mrs. Mondale, and their guests. Roy Orbison, Elvis Presley, Sarah Vaughn, and Dizzy Gillespie entertained Shah Reza Pahlevi of Iran under Mondale, too.

    The most important musical event of this period, though, arguably was the first of five hour-long PBS programs. Broadcasted nationally and throughout Europe from the East Room, the series was initiated by President Mondale in 1978, after discussing “cultural promotion ideas” with his Secretary of State, Jimmy Carter. The first series comprised of Vladimir Horowitz, Leontyne Price, Mikhail Baryshnikov with Patricia McBride, Mstislav Rostropovich, and Andres Segovia.

    Music in the White House during this period reflected a wide segment of American culture. The birthday dinner and Medal of Freedom presentation to Duke Ellington turned into a massive jam session with jazz luminaries.
    First Lady Joan Mondale was especially successful in matching the musical programs to the interests of the many heads of state who visited the United States, demonstrating that “Joan of Art” was a champion of music as well as the visual art medium. The high point of this was in 1979, when Van Cliburn interpreted Chopin, Schuman and Debussy during the first White House entertainment for a reigning Japanese emperor.

    1980s

    Called "In Performance from the White House," the PBS programs
    from the Mondale White House spilled over into the years of Jeremiah Denton, where First Lady Katherine Denton broadened the program to include not only classical and country styles sampled under the Sanders and Mondale administrations, but Broadway, jazz and much more gospel as well, and with creative theatrical flair to boot. The music of George Gershwin, Cole Porter, Johnny Cash, Rodgers and Hart, and the Beach Boys all performed at the Denton White House, as did the casts of various Broadway musicals, complete with their festive costumes and dance.

    The Kemp White House retain Katherine Denton’s enthusiasm for celebrated and distinguished American symphony orchestras, such as the Boston Pops Orchestra and New York’s Mostly Mozart Festival Orchestra. Whether to enliven parties for children, holiday fetes, or Congressional picnics, music was vital to the Kemp White House. However, First Lady Joanne Kemp departed from Katherine’s approach to music by hosting more informal events, often charity drives and benefit performances, on the White House lawns. By 1989, Pinchas Zuckerman, Frank Sinatra, Jessye Norman, Lionel Hampton, and many others had contributed to the long White House tradition of after-dinner concerts held in the East Room to honor important heads of state.

    1990s

    President Bellamy’s lack of a spouse left the office of First Spouse vacant at first, only for the President to soon sign off on a rotation of several White House hosts and hostesses. This created a White House with arguably the widest selection of musical performances ever, with the likes of Frank Zappa, Paul Simon, Bob Dylan, Tony Bennett, Wayne Brady, Anita Johnson, Diana Krall and even Eartha Kitt all serenading guests and visitors at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Upon President Iacocca assuming office, though, the new President promoted more “America-friendly” talents. Iacocca publicly described music as “a supreme American gesture, a vital symbol of American life as it underscores every important national event, social cause and ceremonial mood” in the White House. The subsequent collection of music was relatively retained upon his successor entering the White House. Dolly Parton famously performed at the White House in 1996.

    2000s

    Expanding the White House’s music selections to more non-white performers, President and Mrs. Jesse Jackson hosted a Juneteenth 2001 celebration of the music of Stevie Wonder, Festiva Latina, Selena, Martina McBride, India Ariel, Esperanza Spalding, Will.i.am, and many members of the African-American and Hispanic-American music scene. That same year, President Jackson presented to Mr. Wonder the second annual Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song, an award that honors artists “whose creative output transcends distinctions . . . , brings diverse listeners together, and fosters mutual understanding and appreciation.”

    Festiva Latina, a concert dedicated to Hispanic musical heritage, took place on the South Lawn of the White House
    in 2002. Performers included Marc Anthony, Jimmy Smits, Eva Longoria Parker, Pete Escovedo, Gloria Estefan, José Feliciano, George Lopez, Thalía, Tito "El Bambino", Aventura, and Los Lobos.

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    Above: the Chicano rock band Los Lobos performs during the "In Performance at the White House: Fiesta Latina" concert on the South Lawn of the White House.

    Official White House Photo by Pete Souza


    2010s

    As a former professional thespian, President Grammer welcomed music of all kinds into the White House, with performers ranging from Kenny Rogers to KISS. President and Mrs. Grammer hosted a celebration of accomplished musicians in 2013, and welcomed back the Festiva Latina in 2014...

    – whitehousehistory.org.usa/musicians_in_the_house/timeline [5]



    NEW “PREDATOR” FILM IS RETURN TO FORM FOR A TIRED FRANCHISE

    …This satisfyingly dark and suspenseful work had this reviewer on the edge of their seat not because of it being too dark to see (like Predator 6), but because of the director knowing how to stage good suspense scenes. Returning to the franchise’s roots, the film follows UN peacekeeping forces in Cameroon trying to maintain civil order at the height of the SARS Pandemic when Predators begin their hunt. In a nod to War of The Worlds, initial efforts to kill the Predators with germ warfare fails spectacularly. The film presents the subsequent mayhem that is easy to follow, utilizing sweeping panoramic views to showcase the extent of the carnage, horror and action sequences... …While the Predator film from 1987 remains a classic, and Predator 2 (1991) is a decent sequel, Predator 3 (1993), a “crossover” film in which Carl Weathers’ character from the first two films must help professional boxer Rocky Balboa fight off a team of Predators, underperformed at the box office. The third installment’s letdown put the franchise on hold until James Cameron was hired to direct a fourth Predator film in 1999, which, while considered on par with the first film by audiences, received negative reviews from critics. A “trilogy” of Cameron-directed Predator films was nevertheless attempted, but after Predator 5 (2002) went over-budget and also underperformed, Current Century Fox fired Cameron from the franchise and the trilogy was completed in 2007 after many delays. Predator 6: Genesis (2007), which concerns “wormholed” astronauts of the fourth and fifth films, finally fighting a Predator in its own home star system, is still considered the worst in the franchise…

    Variety, 3/24/2018 film review



    “ALIEN VI” DIRECTOR CONFIRMS LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL WILL PREMIER ON SCHEDULE DESPITE SET ISSUES

    – thehollywoodreporter.co.usa, 3/27/2018



    ALIEN (franchise)

    Alien is a science-fiction horror/action media franchise centered primarily on the film series depicting security officer-turned-outlaw-turned-General Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) and her encounters with a form of extraterrestrial life called a Xenomorph, the franchise’s titular “alien.”

    The franchise is produced and distributed by Current Century Studios, previously known as 20th Century Studios, beginning with the film series starting in 1979. This series has led to numerous novels, comics, vidgames, and a TV series, along with spinoffs and crossovers.

    PREMISE

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    BACKGROUND

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    FILMS

    Alien (1979) – a commercial cargo ship responding to a distress signal is invaded by a quickly-growing alien dubbed a Xenomorph; Ripley kills the creature, but only after the rest of the crew is killed and the ship is destroyed, trapping Ripley in hypersleep.

    Aliens (1983) – Almost immediately after the events of the first film, Ripley awakens from hypersleep after a facehugger stowaway creates and fire that causes her escape pod to crash, destroying the facehugger. Due to the lack of substantial evidence backing her story, Ripley is accused of murdering the crew of the first film; in an effort to clear her name, she travels to the planetoid colony where the ship’s remains were taken. Discovering the colony has just been wiped out by the Xenomorphs, Ripley leads the survivors back to the ship she took hostage to travel there, but only her and a few others survive.

    Alien III (1995) – After 92 years in hypersleep, Ripley and the survivors are awakened by an alien-worshipping cult who plan to impregnate Ripley with an alien queen and sacrifice the others. They discover that Xenomorphs have “invaded” multiple human colonies in the time that has passed. When Xenomorphs come to the cult’s planet, though, the woshippers are killed, and Ripley and Company steal their documents and a ship to escape, but are soon arrested by galactic police. After successfully aborting the alien growing inside her, Ripley must convince them of their innocence, but only one officer believes her, and soon claims that the stolen documents hold the key to defeating the Xenomorphs.

    Alien IV (1997) – Ripley is pardoned by the Governor of Planet Colony Cobb 17, introduced in the previous film, who is revealed to be a descendent of Engineer Parker, a character from the first film, and believes Ripley is innocent. In order to avoid impeachment, her pardon comes with the stipulation that she join the army and participate in a recon mission to the Xenomorph’s suspected home world as part of a larger plan to locate and destroy the “primary queen.” During the mission, however, the primary queen is killed, and it does not stop the aliens. However, Ripley’s growing ability to understand aspects of the aliens due her previous impregnation leads to her discovering a major chemical weakness held by the aliens. For her heroism in saving the crew, she is promoted in rank.

    Alien V (1998) – Revealing that combining alien acid with a rare human blood type (which Ripley has) is fatal to the aliens (explaining why the alien fetus was slow to evolve inside her and why the fetus growth time has fluctuated over the course of the series), Ripley leads an army of soldiers, equipped with new weapons technology, to wipe out the aliens “infesting” Exoplanet Ergos, the site of the worst “infestation” of Xenomorphs. The success leads to her being promoted to General. In her new position, she soon learns of a scheme between mercenaries and a radical faction of the military to save some aliens in order to exploit them for their own nefarious purposes. Locating the captive Xenomorphs at an underground base beneath Cobb 17’s military HQ, Ripley and her team do battle with the radical militants while Xenomorphs escape at the same time. Both the radicals and the aliens are vanquished, but not without much destruction, numerous casualties.

    Alien VI (2019) – also known as James Cameron’s Alien Menace, this film is current in preproduction; it will reportedly feature Ripley tracking down a mutated Xenomorph in the aftermath of the alien race being repelled from all but a few infestation sites.

    TELEVISION

    Aliens: The Ripley Chronicles (2011-2017) – a “world-building” midquel series set between the second and third films, following the lives of Ellen Ripley’s daughter Maura (mentioned in the second and third films), portrayed by Chrysanthemum “Chrissy” Turner. Maura is a young security officer for an Hoffmium Energy Station on a remote exoplanet who, with the help of her friend and researcher Janey Urban (portrayed by Kelly Marie Tran), start out defending their home planet from Aliens before venturing out to other locations, including Earth, in an effort to stop the menace about which her mother tried to warn humanity.

    NET SERIES

    Aliens: Retribution (2002-2006) – a net-based comic series that aimed to “flesh out” the world and character of the films and TV show, along with showing how life on Earth has changed over the course of the series, and how the aliens live and grow on their home world, in greater detail. Current Century Fox considered the series to be “canon,” but several directors and writers involved in the Ripley Chronicles TV series did not, leading to some minor plotholes and retcons in said TV series.

    RECEPTION

    The first film was surprise hit, standing out among the other spacefaring films that were made in the wake of the successful and wildly popular first Star Wars film. The second film received lukewarm reviews. The third, fourth and fifth films (together making up an unofficial “trilogy”), though, are considered by some fans to be the best in the franchise, possibly even better than the first, though Alien V was the least commercially successful of the three.

    ACCOLADES

    Alien won an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects. Aliens also won that award along with Weaver three nomination (Art Direction, Film Editing and Sound Effects Editing). Weaver finally won an Academy Award for her portrayal of Ripley in Alien III. Alien IV and Alien V were each nominated for Best Visual Effects awards and Film Editing awards, but did not win them.

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2018



    …Ahead of the General Election in August, opposition leader Olivia Chow worked to unite the Progressive Liberal party. Endorsements from the Trudeau brothers, Michel and Justin, both actors engaged in political activism but not elective politics, soon joined other voices of support. MPs Alison M. Redford, Pierre Paquette, Naheed Nenshi, Christy Clark, and Jacques Duchesneau, plus Provincial leaders Jean-Yves Duclos and Lisa Raitt, all expressed support for the PL leader soon enough. However, who won in August would depend on who could pull in enough support in the competitive regions, who has strength where, and their level of experience with both campaigning, and internal and intraparty political processes...

    – Richard Johnston’s The Canadian Party System: An Analytic History, UBC Press, 2021 edition



    …The Eritrean Liberation Front achieved its goal in the mid-1970s. After years of fighting, the Addis Ababa Peace Treaty of 1977 was signed by the leaders of Ethiopia, Somalia and the ELF, making Eritrea an independent nation on New Year’s Day 1978. Setting up a parliamentary system with Isaias Afwerki (1946-1982) as Prime Minister, the new nation started off on shaky ground. Domestically, infrastructure developments were slow and rife with corruption from the start. In regards to foreign policy, Afwerki promoted maintaining a neutral position on the world stage, and possibly allying with Yugoslavia in that endeavor, but was inhibited by other members of parliament and the military who believed the nation was better off under either western, Soviet or Chinese spheres of influence. Political infighting worsened in 1980, and in 1981, Afwerki was removed from office. His successor, however, was even less effective, and was soon overthrown in a military coup led by former ELF leader Osman Saleh Sabbe (1932-1987). Sabbe oversaw a communistic regime, but wisely allied himself closer with China than with the Soviet Union, allowing him to stay in power after the USSR collapsed in 1984.

    Upon Sabbe’s unexpected demise from cancer in 1987, his brother Mahmoud Saleh Sabbe succeeded him until he was overthrown by his own military in 1989. The nation has been ruled by General Sebhat Ephrem (b. 1951) ever since….

    – Emanuel Biedemariam’s Eritrea: A History of Triumph and Betrayal, Aksumite E-Press, 2021



    …April 5, 2018 began as just another hectic day for President Grammer. Amid stable low-50s approval ratings, government deregulation efforts going smoothly in the GOP-majority congress, and the GOP’s party factions being overall complacent for the time being, the President was mainly dealing with foreign policy concerns. Russia’s Nikolayev was unpredictable, China was continuing their cyber-warfare campaign, and several central African countries were refusing to get off their respective warpaths at their own respective volitions. But on this day, a new foreign policy issue arose.

    Grammer loosened his tie as he watched the news report on the latest batch of hacked documents leaking onto the technet. The Situation Room was not exactly quiet, but he could still hear the anchors’ discuss this newest “doc drop,” with the assortment receiving the most amount of attention being the leaked documents pulled from the servers of the small African country of Eritrea. The documents revealed that the Eritrean military government was planning to test a nuclear missile, already in their possession, within a week.

    “Well, at least this leak actually helps us,” Grammer murmured. “This thing almost snuck up on us.”

    “Alright, so first off, we have to find out how serious this is – if it’s even legitimate,” Secretary of State Dick Morningstar advised. “Do they really have The Bomb?”

    “It could be some dumb joke,” Vice President Brown suggested.

    The Secretary of Energy and Technology, Sheila Miyoshi Jager, shook her head “I just spoke with our experts. They’re sure those aren’t doctored docs.”

    “Then we have to figure out how in God’s name the Eritreans got ahold a nuclear device! The country is so small you could claim it wasn’t real and people would believe you without batting an eye!” The President exclaimed.

    “So, wait, they didn’t make that bomb themselves?” asked White House Chief of Staff Patricia Clarey.

    “No, definitely not” Secretary of Defense Eileen Collins answered.

    “Why didn’t they build up their own nuclear program?” was Clarey’s follow-up.

    “Because when North Korea tried that shit, we wiped off of the map before they could complete it!” Brown proclaimed, smiling from the wave of nostalgia suddenly rushing over him.

    “It must have been sold to them,” Morningstar surmise confidently, “They must have bought it off either some other government, or from some private enterprise, some weapons trafficker, maybe one of the mafias.”

    “But who?” Brown asked.

    “We’re still working on finding the missile’s source, sir,” Morningstar continued to speak to the President. “There’s not much for us to go on, but judging by the leaked images, it’s most likely we’re dealing with an old Russian model. Tech is trying to find a digital trail to follow.”

    “But it’s not just the supplier that matters here, Mr. President,” Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Hudson Holliday interjected, “The age of the bomb can affect its detonation, so when they got it is important too. And like you said, Dick, it’s likely an old model. Could be a lot more sensitive than others.”

    Collins nodded, “And if they’ve got one to spare in a test, I can guarantee that they have other mushroom makers, too.”

    “So,” Grammar asked his experts, “What should we do about this and how? Do we tell the dictator of Eritrea that we say he can’t set it off? Throw a bunch of UN laws at him and hope for the best? Do we launch a global boycott like what President Kemp did in the 1980s? Or do we do something much more drastic, and invade them over this?”

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …While no international agreement or convention explicitly banned the possession, manufacturing and/or use of nuclear weapons, the International Court of Justice’s advisory opinion of 1996 was that nations who did all three posed a serious international risk that “could” be considered a threat to humanity. In regards to worldwide diplomacy, only five nations are recognized of having “nuclear weapon possession” status – the US, Russia, China, India, and Pakistan – and only the first three of them have thermonuclear weapons (hydrogen bombs and missiles, et cetera).

    However, it was impressive that no countries had conducted explosive nuclear tests since the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty was signed in 1999 (while the US signed onto it under President Jesse Jackson, it was never ratified). The main issue with Eritrea’s behind-the-scenes activities was that the nation’s government and military had never made it known to any international organizations of their efforts to become a nuclear power. This was most likely due to the outspokenness of North Korea establishing a potential precedence.

    Thus, on April 6, the US Ambassador to the UN, diplomat Norma Jean Almodovar, joined other western nations in condemning Eritrea, demanding that its leader, General Ephrem, postpone the testing of the nuclear device until the UN National Security Council could inspect their facilities and ensure that the tests would be conducted safely.

    It was not too surprising when Ephrem replied the next day with the refusal to “bow to the whims of imperialists,” and stated that no other nations or organizations could “push around” any other nations “less than a war.” The belligerent response did not flinch the UN Security Council, who confirmed on April 8 that Eritrea did not notify any international organizations of their nuclear possessions despite the leaked documents suggesting that the Eritrean military had them to in their possession for no less than six weeks – which was “ample time” to report it, as Almodovar observed in a White House Press Briefing on April 9. These breaches of international safeguards, agreed to under the CNTBT of 1999, which Eritrea signed onto but didn’t ratify, raised tension among world leaders uncertain of how to proceed further.

    Then, another leak occurred on April 11. Despite Eritrea’s efforts to troubleshoot hacking attempts, another firewall penetration led to the reveal that Individuals of uncertain origin and allegiance stole five Russian nuclear missiles made in the early 1980s and smuggled them to Eritrea in December 2017. These documents seemed to confirm allegations that Eritrea had not in fact “legitimately purchased” these devices. Ephrem responded by denying the new allegations and claiming that both batches of information were somehow doctored if not entirely fabricated in a contradictory April 14 speech.

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    NIKOLAYEV REPORTEDLY IN TALKS WITH EPHREM! Swears He Will Resolve The Eritrean Incident Peacefully

    Kommersant (The Businessman), Russian newspaper, 4/15/2015



    Nikolayev’s sudden entrance into the controversy caught the Americans by surprise. Nikolayev was simply faster than Grammer in establishing lines of communication with General Ephrem’s people. On April 17, Nikolayev and Ephrem traveled to the neutral location of Kuwait City, Kuwait to establish an “understanding.” The meeting was a sensation for media outlets who presented Nikolayev’s active and “firsthand” reaction to the alleged possible threat of Eritrea’s shady activities having an ulterior motive like invading or holding hostage some regional country like Ethiopia or Saudi Arabia.

    On April 21, the two men attended a joint press briefing in which they announced that they had negotiated a resolution to the controversy. “Ephrem has clarified the misunderstanding with the improperly purchased items,” said Nikolayev, who proceeded to claim that the members of the Eritrean Army in charge of the missile’s purchasing had been identified and arrested for procedure violations. Ephrem than announced that he was returning the nuclear devices to their “rightful place,” Russia’s arsenal. However, he did not clarify if this meant that he was cancelling his nuclear program, or if he would seek out other pathways to nuclear possession in the future.

    Either way, the declaration of resolution was celebrated by news outlets in and out of Russia. Nikolayev went from being seen as a man surrounded by allegations of corruption to being a successful negotiator and world leader; internal approval ratings showed the President’s approval ratings show up from the low 40s to the high 70s. The ascension of Nikolayev into an nearly idolized politician seemed too good to be true…

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2020



    KFC BRIEFLY RELOCATES 11 SECRET HERBS AND SPICES IN RARE SECURITY MOVE

    Pssst. The secret's out at KFC. Well, sort of.

    Colonel Harland Sanders' handwritten recipe of 11 herbs and spices
    was removed from safekeeping at KFC's corporate offices in Florence, Kentucky, for the first time in decades. The temporary relocation allowed the global chain’s headquarters to revamp security around a yellowing sheet of paper that contains one of the country's most famous corporate secrets.

    The brand's top executive admitted his nerves were aflutter despite the tight security he lined up for the operation.


    "I didn't want to be the Head Executive who lost the recipe," KFC leader Roger Eaton said. "Imagine how terrifying that would have been."

    So important is the 78-years-old concoction that coats the chain's Original Recipe chicken that only two company executives at any time have access to it. The company refuses to release their name or title, and it uses multiple suppliers who produce and blend the ingredients but know only a part of the entire contents.

    Louisville-based KFC, part of
    the fast-food “umbrella” parent company Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc., hired off-duty police officers and private security guards to whisk the document away to an undisclosed location in an armored vehicle for an undisclosed number of days. The valued document was then carefully placed in a briefcase and handcuffed to security expert Bo Dietl for the ride.

    "There's no way anybody could get this recipe," said Dietl, a former New York City police detective. His security firm is also handling the security improvements for the recipe at headquarters, but he wouldn't say what changes they're making.

    For more than 20 years, the recipe has been tucked away in a filing cabinet equipped with two combination locks in company headquarters. To reach the cabinet, the keepers of the recipe would first open up a vault and unlock three locks on a door that stood in front of the cabinet. Vials of the herbs and spices are also stored in the secret filing cabinet.

    "The smell is overwhelming when you open it," said one of two keepers of the recipe in an interview at company headquarters.

    The biggest prize, though, is a single sheet of notebook paper, yellowed by age, that lays out the entire formula -- including exact amounts for each ingredient -- written in pencil and signed by Sanders. Others have tried to replicate the recipe, and occasionally someone claims to have found a copy of Sanders' creation. The executive said none have come close, adding the actual recipe would include some surprises.

    Sanders developed the formula in 1940 at his tiny restaurant in southeastern Kentucky and used it to launch the KFC chain in
    the early 1950s before launching a successful career in politics. Sanders died in 1990, but his likeness is still central to KFC's marketing.

    "The recipe to him, in later years, was everything he stood for," said Shirley Topmiller, his personal secretary for about 12 years.

    Larry Miller, a restaurant analyst with RBC Capital Markets, said the recipe's value is "almost an immeasurable thing. It's part of that important brand image that helps differentiate the KFC product."


    – usarightnow.co.usa, 4/23/2018 [6]



    “The legislation I propose today would finally address the silent scourge of wage theft. …tens of billions of dollars are stolen from low-skill workers every year. Compare that to the dollars stolen in all cases of larceny, burglary, auto theft and robbery, which make up less than a third of the total amount of money illegally obtained in the US each year according to an average of several independent studies...”

    – US Senator William Tong (D-CT), in a speech of the floor of the US Senate, 4/24/2018



    SAUDI ARABIANS RETURN TO SPACE

    …Saudi Arabian Space Center, or Markaz Alfada Alsaeudii (MAA) in Arabic, with the collaboration of space agencies in Iran and United Turkestan, today launched astronauts Hazza Al Mansouri (b. Dec 1983) and Sultan Al-Neyadi (b. May 1981) of the United Arab Emirates in the manned rocket Perseverance in a trip to the International Space Station. The launch and voyage marks the first time that the MAA has launched astronauts since 2008, and marks the time that Emirati astronauts have ever gone to space. The successful voyage could give Middle Eastern space agencies the confidence to re-enter the space industry at its pre-2008 levels…

    The Houston Chronicle, 4/25/2018



    UN REPORT: Standards of Living Finally Improving In Several Sub-Saharan African Nations

    …the extensive report credited the Great Green Wall project, begun in late 2003, for improving the quality of life in the countries of Mali, Senegambia, Nigeria, Niger, Chad, Mauritania, Cameroon, and Ethiopia. However, the multinational GGW endeavors have been less successful in nations such as Burkina Faso, The Fulani Republic, Darfur, Sudan, and Eritrea…

    The Boston Globe, 4/29/2018



    Prof. Janice FINE: “The Grammer administration should go forward on the proposed executive order to start a knife buy-back program similar to the knife-surrender programs the United Kingdom have had over the past several decades. A federal buy-back program would be much easier and cheaper to get set up than passing some sort of federal legislation. And, furthermore, the UK’s programs have helped lower knife crimes over there, and –”

    Contributor Alec JONES: “No, economic reform to keep unfair business practices at bay lowered knife crime rates over there. Poverty and unemployment are linked to domestic, ‘home-grown’ acts of violence, so instead of the government telling people something as ridiculous as they can’t own knives, the government should be funding more anti-poverty measures to nip these trends in the bud.”

    Reporter Jennifer RUBIN: “I don’t know, you guys, the Grammer administration seems pretty keen on following the UK example. The President’s reportedly talked about it with Prime Minister Goodlad several times by now.”

    JONES: “Well if they try it, they’ll have to figure out how to say ‘we don’t trust you to own a knife’ in a way that isn’t so insulting.”

    RUBIN: “Yes, I too am interested in how this wouldn’t come off as infringing upon one’s personal freedoms.”

    JONES: “Well, I mean, they probably aren’t exactly going to say anything obviously dumb like, ‘you don’t need a bread knife when you can buy sliced bread’.”

    FINE: “Heh. Unless Harley Brown heads the program. He’d probably say something like that. [chuckle]”

    – KNN roundtable discussion, 5/2/2018 broadcast



    GOV. CHIN SIGNS EMERGENCY PROCLAMATION FOLLOWING LEILANI LAVA ERUPTION

    The Hawaii Tribune-Herald, 5/3/2018



    The Top 10 Best Sesame Street moments

    Sesame Street has cemented itself as an instrumental part of early education for millions of children around the world. Since episodes of the highly-praised children’s series began airing in November 1969, there have been countless tender, wholesome, hilarious and even controversial moments in the show’s nearly-50-year history, as the show addressed real-world topics and issues with humor and heart. …We conducted an open-ended survey ontech, and discovered that the following Sesame Street moments are considered to be “the best” ones in the show’s run:

    1 – It Ain’t Easy Being Green (1969) – a simple bit in which Kermit the Frog sings a graceful and touching song about his green skin in a lauded segment that subtly addresses the issues of race, individuality and self-acceptance, and still holds up to this day.

    2 – Galopy Revealed! (1972) – the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Galopagus; Galopy was first introduced in 1970 as a metaphor for workplace pestering, as nobody believed Big Bird until his friends supported him and get the adults to believe him after over a year of skepticism.

    3 – Rubber Duckie, You’re The One (1970) – first performed 48 years ago, this segment has been redone many times due to how popular it is with young children.

    4 – The Perils of Distance (1975) – a classic Grover sketch in which he runs himself ragged demonstrating the differences between distances; a simple premise that resonated with audiences, the sketch regained relevance with a 2002 re-do covering safezoning distances during the SARS pandemic.

    5 – Farewell, Mr. Hooper (1983) – when the actor portraying Mr. Hooper, Will Lee, died from a heart attack at age 74, the writers confronted his demise by killing off his character to make it a learning experience for young audiences in what is one of the saddest moments in the show’s history.

    6 – Love Is Love (2001) – the show addressed BLUTAGO Rights with the introduction of Lily, an openly BLUTAGO muppet; the episode begins with her introduction, with the poignant reveal that she is married to a woman being near the end of the episode.

    7 – “What’s ‘assassinated’ mean?” (1995) – this tear-jerker of an episode has the adults on Sesame Street address the assassination of President Iacocca, an event that dominated the news cycle and discussions at homes across America for months.

    8 – Elmo In Quarantine (2004) – a sketch centered on a young character loved by millions, Elmo struggles to adapt to ontech “remote classroom” learning and the isolating effects of quarantine, but finds strength from his family and friends.

    9 – Bridging Borders (1998) – walking a tightrope and using delicately-worded lines to address the rise in racial violence at the height of the War on Recreadrugs and the aftermath of the Second Korean War, this segment and other like it was praised for its anti-hatred stance.

    10 – “C” Can Be For Carrot (1979) – Cookie Monster was introduced in 1971 at a time of heightened national health concerns; presented originally as a recurring character, he was a sympathetic cautionary tale of addiction before “cleaning up” and joining the regular cast in this episode, cementing his role as a promoter of healthy eating who struggled to not give in to his more unhealthy cravings too often. He still teaches important lessons like moderation, patience, and self-control, and always with hilarious results.

    …The genius of Jim Henson, who passed away last week at the age of 81 from an unspecified ailment, was not limited to Sesame Street. Other TV series that he spearheaded included Sam And Friends (1955-1961), The Wizard of Id (1969-1970), The Muppet Show (1976-1982), Fraggle Rock (1983-1989), Muppet Babies (1984-1993), The Dark Crystal Chronicles (1987-1992), The Storytellers (1994-1995), and The New Muppet Show (1997-2001), and The Jim Henson Show (2005-2006) and The Muppets (2011-2017). Henson famously voiced dozens of his Muppet characters until his voice’s decline in quality led to him retiring from voice-work in 2003…

    Time magazine, early May 2018 issue



    Lava Devours Homes, Spews Globs 300 Feet Into The Air As Flow Spills Across Big Island

    – hawaiiannews.co.usa, 5/7/2018



    GRAMMER APPROVES CHIN’S REQUEST FOR FEDERAL DISASTER DECLARATION AMID NEW ERUPTIONS REPORTED

    The Honolulu Star-Advertiser, 5/11/2018



    “…So the New York Times published a report concerning the long-term effects of New Jersey’s F.A.D.-like program. Essentially, money brought in by tourism and companies based in the state contribute to a monthly dividend for every New Jersey citizens, even for official residents who work in places like New York City and Philadelphia, which is probably where a lot of them spend a lot of that money, too. But, anyway, according to the report, the F.A.D. allows many working mothers to stay home and spend more time with their children, and that’s the same for families that move to New Jersey, too. Apparently, the type of family dynamic, where there’s kids and both parents work, has plateaued in the Garden State, while it’s risen in New York and Philadelphia, over the past forty years. As result, with example of microcosmic socialism is actually viewed by most conservatives in the state in a positive light. To them, it’s not a handout, but a ‘traditional family stipend’ of sorts, upholding values and all that jazz. As a result, the monthly checks are highly popular among liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans in the state, and so its untouchable by politicians. NJ folk expect those checks, and they demand those checks; they all collectively pay high taxes for them, anyway. It’s their money after all. And in my experience with the state, any anti-dividend folk are usually considered to be hypocrites because they back low inheritance taxation and private schools, but not stimulus checks and farming subsidies. But the real interesting thing about this – the report and how much New Jerseyans like their monthly checks – is that it’s only gradually catching on in other states. In 2010, only five states had something like this – Connecticut, Alaska, Wyoming, New Jersey, and Maine. Now that numbers gone up to only 12, with Oregon and our very own state of Colorado adopting monthly dividend programs last year after state referendums were held on the matter in 2016…”

    – KXKL Radio Denver’s The Ken Hamblin Show, local talk/news program, 5/12/2018 broadcast



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    – “Harley on his Harley”; US Vice President Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID), spotted outside a bar near Reno, Nevada, during a trip to the state for a political fundraiser, 5/13/2018



    …After graduating from MIT with degrees in computers sciences and mathematics, Reed Hastings worked for Adaptive Technology creating debugging software tools. Meanwhile, in 1991, entrepreneurs Raymond Peck and Mark Box, both keen on capitalizing on the rise of the technet in the early 1990s, co-founded Raymark, a debugging/antivirus company.

    In 1993, Hastings was assigned the task of comparing business models of rival companies to try and determine a possible cause for their drop in sales and stockholder confidence. During the project, Hastings concluded that offering services at a flat rate would incentivize customers to maintain their services for longer periods of time and bring in more revenue. However, Hastings’ idea was not adopted, and in 1996 he was fired alongside 500 other workers laid off by the company hemorrhaging money.

    In 1996, Hastings presented his flat rate idea to Raymark, which adapted it and hired him as a creative consultant. Hastings has since worked for several computer companies, and was the leader of the team who co-created ShieldPiece Systems technology in 2003, contributing further to anti-virus efforts…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/Reed_Hastings_(software_developer), c. 2018



    …As the 1990s began, an increasing number of average American family households began owning computers and accessing the technet, leading to the ability to share videos ontech. Wanting to capitalize on this, companies that typically published mail-order catalogues develop ontech versions, including Bloomingdale’s and Victoria’s Secret. The rise of e-commerce soon effected home video rental store companies when minor chains such as Texas’ I-Heart-Films and the larger Value Videos established netsites to offer sending MLDs directly to customer’s home through the mail.

    However, the ability to watch films directly on PCs became increasingly possible as bandwidth technology improved. In 2001, Paramount studios became the first studio to, for a fee, allow people to watch their films on paramountpictures.co.usa; this attempt to promote older films soon led to other studios following suit. By 2004, film distributors establishing partnerships with film productions to release films on ontech downloading sites, such as PopcornTime, and the more popular Netfilms founded by Marc Randolph in 2001, in a manner similar to how Micro-LaserDiscs were rented or sold at video stores in the 1980s and 1990s.

    Similar to how MLDs outpaced VHS tapes in popularity and use by the start of the oughties, with the SARS pandemic being the final nail in its coffin, ontech downloading and other vide-streaming services soon eclipsed MLDs. By the mid-2010s, ontech film-watching had become more popular due to easier accessibility, increasingly cheaper costs, and physical storage no longer being necessary in the wake of digital storage capabilities. …As of May 2018, most studies show that a majority of Americans who watch movies at home primarily do so on their computers or compTVs via the technet/via streaming (55%), compared to how many primarily watch films on MLDs (35%) or on more “traditional” TV channels such as KTB’s Cinema Classics channel (10%)…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/micro-laserdisc, c. 2018



    CANADA’S SPENDING SCANDAL SHOWS NO SIGN OF WANING

    …the number of politicians being accused of improperly spending government funds meant for public works projects has now risen to 14... “This is perhaps the most severe crisis of faith in government in years if not in decades,” says Opposition leader Olivia Chow (PL-ON). ...Several high-profile MPs in both the Progressive Conservative and Progressive Liberal parties are involved, and the spending scandal seems to have discredited all of them…

    The Regina Leader-Post, Saskatchewan newspaper, 5/16/2018



    BLUTAGO GROUPS LAUD PROMOTION OF TRANS WOMAN TO NYC SCHOOL BOARD PRESIDENT

    – advocacy.co.usa, 5/17/2018



    > Since 1980 <

    Year – location – fatalities – description

    5/2-3/1983 – Moscow, U.S.S.R. – 31 – dissenting protests turned to deadly riots against increasingly oppressive military state in USSR’s capital

    7/17-18/1983 – Shalkar, Kazakhstan, U.T./U.S.S.R. – 230 – civilians killed by Soviet Army platoon for aiding seceding Kazakhs

    2/20/1984 – Grahamstown, South Africa – 14 – white radicals shot upon unarmed blacks as the Apartheid system was collapsing

    8/9/1984 – Pacoa, Colombia – 300-400 – recreadrug lord ordered a hit on a rival’s farm/base

    10/10/1986 – Anuradhapura, Sri Lanka – 129 – Tamil Tigers held monks at a bus stop and executed them once police arrived, leading to a deadly shootout

    4/6/1987 – Findlay, Ohio, U.S. – 16 – local man later diagnosed with mental health issues shot up his local post office

    11/29/1987 – Concord, North Carolina, U.S. – 5 – personal revenge incident in which a landowner fired into a crowd containing his neighbor at a mini-mall

    7/8/1989 – Ypsilanti High School, Ypsilanti, North Dakota, U.S. – 5 – student opened fire indiscriminately before committing suicide, motive still unclear

    8/21/1990 – Rreshen, Albania – 4 – anti-Yugoslavian radical fired into a crowd in reaction to rising calls for the struggling Albanian republic to join Yugoslavia

    11/12/1991 – Tirana, Yugoslavia – 12 – anti-Muslim extremist fired into a primary school in response to Albania becoming a part of Yugoslavia

    6/29/1992 – Sudharmono Mansion, Jakarta, Indonesia – 17 – security police opened fire on protestors outside the President’s manor

    9/30/1993 – Tema, Ghana – 7 – police shot rioters amid period of social unrest

    3/3/1994 – Rugasha, Rwanda – 300-600 – Hutu militia orchestration; part of an ethnic cleansing campaign against Tutsis

    2/2/1995 – W.J.B. Dorn High School, Greenville, South Carolina, U.S. – 6 – troubled freshman targeted and fatally shot students who allegedly were bullies

    3/1/1995 – Texas Tech University, Lubbock, Texas, U.S. – 4 – anti-BLUTAG student targeted and fatally shot specific students alleged to be BLUTAG-American

    8/15/1995 – Las Virginias, Chihuahua, Mexico – 3 – recreadrug gunmen ambushed and killed US federal agents

    2/3/1996 – Medellin, Antioquia, Colombia – 62 – joint US/Colombian forces raiding Pablo Escobar’s compound led a gunfight in which Escobar was killed

    2/22-26/1996 – Tokchon Prison, North Korea – 1,000-1,200 – imprisoned civilians were slaughtered in the closing weeks of the Second Korean War

    9/18/1997 – El Paso, Texas, U.S. – 17 – gunfight between border agents and cartel smugglers

    10/4/1999 – Palmyra, Syria – 50 – splinter military faction ambushed Syrian Army soldiers; part of the 1997-1999 Syrian Civil War

    11/11/1999 – Qingdao, Shandong, People’s Republic of China – 21 – knife attack in public marketplace, motive unknown

    12/1/2000 – Bagiata, Alania – 22 – domestic political radicals shot up the schoolyard of the school that the President’s grandchildren attended

    10/3/2001 – Atlanta, Georgia – 13 – police raid on a high-crime neighborhood led to locals protesting police brutality

    9/19/2003 – The Cactus Jack, Zanesville, Ohio, U.S. – 17 – arson attack against the BLUTAG bar’s patrons

    5/5/2004 – Qurgonteppa, Tajikistan – 55 – riots over empty shelves at stores due to government corruption and mismanagement led to military opening fire

    12/12/2005 – Shabunda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo – 1,000-1,100 – Tutsi civilians killed by two converging anti-Tutsi militias

    1/8/2006 – Bagirma, Darfur, Sudan – 250-300 – part of the Sudanese government-sponsored ethnic cleansing campaign

    6/7/2006 – Indore, Madhya Pradesh, India – 173 – a Hindu mob attacked a Muslim community amid false rumors of them hoarding a cure for SARS

    3/30/2007 – Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India – 350-500 – police opened fire on rioters demanding a SARS vaccines be created faster

    4/24/2009 – Juba, South Sudan – 142 – part of the armed fighting in Juba’s streets following the South Sudanese coup attempt on the nation’s President

    1/11/2011 – Jebel Marra, Darfur – 400-500 – local Darfur civilians were slaughtered by members of the Sudanese Armed Forces

    2/12-19/2014 – Tun-Nyu and Loikaw, Myanmar – 500-800 – mass executions of members of the Ka-Ren ethnic group, carried out by the Myanmar Army

    5/6-7/2015 – Derbent, Dagestan, Russia – 10 – separatist radicals took civilians hostage and began executing them as the police breaching the compound

    11/9/2016 – Mitsiwa, Eritrea – 138 – civilian protests demanding government reform led to guards opening fire

    5/19/2018 – Kaya, Fulani Republic – 300-900 – The Burkina Faso Army attacked the community in response to local militia attack as week before

    – clickopedia/list_of_events_named_massacres, c. May 2018



    “So, I just saw the new Friday the 13th movie, and I’ve got to say, given this franchise’s history, this was a refreshing change of pace. Let me explain. See, the first movie came out in 1980, and the franchise took a different direction by focusing on Jason instead of Mrs. Voorhees the first sequel, Friday the 13th Part 2, which premiered in 1981. Part 3 came out in 1982 and Part 4 came out in 1984. Both were descent, but they didn’t make as much money as the studio wanted them to. So with Part 5: The Next Chapter, initially called the Final Chapter, premiering in 1986, they raised the stakes by having Jason stealing a silencer from a dead recreadrug lord in the first five minutes of the film. Part 6: Voorhees’ Vengeance premiered in 1989, and seemingly closed the franchise, only for the network to sense that the drop in the popularity of the Nightmare on Elm Street films meant that there was an opening for new Jason fans. So we got Friday The 13th Part 7: Jason’s Return in 1997. After disappointing results, with that movie, though the franchise was rebooted with the 2005 film Friday The 13th – no subtitle, just Friday The 13th. A prequel to the reboot, Friday The 13th: The First Friday, which ignores Parts 1-to-7 in a continuation of the reboot Jason universe, came out in 2010, but this was also a box office bomb. So, the network’s gone back to the original “Part” timeline with Part 8. Also known as the movie I just watched. And…it’s certainly an improvement, I can say that much. Better than part 7, but not as good as the original. Which can be said about all the sequels, since I want to be honest when reviewing this here…”

    – transcript of “Friday The 13th: Part 8 – Reviewtime,” video uploaded to OurVids.co.can, a video-sharing netsite, on 5/19/2018



    MOTHER-POST: Halloween Continuity Question

    So the first Halloween film in seven years is coming out soon, but I’ve only seen the first two films, plus Freddy vs. Michael. Do I have to watch all the other movies in the franchise to understand this one?

    REPLY 1:

    The franchise’s breakdown is pretty straightforward. Movies that have a Roman Numeral in their title are part of the primary/original timeline, and ones that don’t are either spinoffs or failed reboots.

    Halloween (1978) – the original classic

    Halloween II (1981) – the almost-as-good follow-up where Michael presumably dies in an explosion

    Halloween: Season of the Witch (1983) – the studio’s attempt to make the franchise an anthology series; it’s not connected to the primary timeline as Halloween and Halloween II are shown to be movies within this movie; the film is basically three stories in one vehicle, connected together only with their shared theme of witchcraft

    Halloween: Horrorville (1984) – a second anthology installment with just one plot, but it’s a very convoluted plot; often considered the worst film in the franchise; while it has its fans nowadays, at the time it did so poorly that the network returned to the original timeline

    Halloween III: Michael Returns (1989) – turns out Michael survived that explosion in Halloween II; he gets captured at the end of this one

    Halloween IV: Michael’s Revenge (1991) – starts with Michael escaping a mental hospital and ends with him being decapitated

    Halloween V: Michael’s Resurrection (1995) – turns out the guy beheaded in the last movie wasn’t Michael; an overall lukewarm film

    H20: Halloween 20 Years Later (1998) – ignores all the films made after the first movie, and suggests that magic and a family curse is responsible for Michael’s pure evil and seemingly superhuman abilities; it underperformed at the box office and got a “meh” from fans

    Halloween VI: (2011) – set in October 2002, during the SARS Pandemic, where people wearing masks were common; it ignores the events of Freddy vs. Michael (2001), and ends in a way that satisfied a lot of fans.

    Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2018) – set to come out this October, Zombie’s version is apparently going to be a reboot of the whole franchise, giving Michael a new backstory and retelling the events of the first film in the present to incorporate modern technology and make the show more relatable to modern audiences…which never works out and just ages and dates the film, so I have my reservations about it.

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    So, I don’t have to watch any of the previous films to understand this one?

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    Nope!

    REPLY 2 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    Unless they decided to litter the film with “easter egg” references to the previous films…

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 5/20/2018 posting



    GRAMMER SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER CREATING “BUY-BACK” PROGRAM FOR “CERTAIN” KNIVES

    …the program is only eligible for large knives such as hunting knives. Small knives such as butter knives and plastic knives will not be accepted, nor will novelty swords of replicas of fictional weapons, including (but not limited to) the franchises of Highlander, Thundercats, Lord of the Rings, Conan The Barbarian, Hagar The Horrible, Xena Warrior Princess, Skullkickers and He-Man. …The program is to be funded by the department of the Deputy Secretary of Domestic Security, a subdivision of the Department of Defense. This executive order also complements the bill signed into law late last year that provides more federal funds for states that establish public awareness programs on knife safety…

    The Washington Post, 5/21/2018



    ELECTORAL TRUST VERIFIES N.I.A. ELECTION WILL BE HELD THIS NOVEMBER!

    The New York Times, 5/22/2018



    …with the debate now coming down to how America would vote in its first nationwide initiative, Gravel was “elated but cautious” when compared to the reactions of “ecstatic” RCV supporters and “incensed” RCV opponents. Leaders on each side of the debate were quick to promote their own talking points and discredit their opponents’ ahead of people taking to the polls in November…

    – Pat Sheffield and Rachel Joy Scott-Ireland’s Voices And Votes: The History of the National Initiative Amendment, Tumbleweed Publications, 2021



    ACTIVISTS OPPOSE COMMISSIONED MEMORIAL FOR LAST YEAR’S KNIFE ATTACK

    …roughly 30 members of a small knife-advocacy group called the Kansas City Knife Knights gathered around a metalworks business in Sacramento today to demand they cancel a commission they have accepted. The business is working on a memorial honoring the victims of last year’s Independence Day Knife Attack in Crescent City, California. “We think a statue is unwarranted and will do more harm than good by promoting the idea that even a small blade, like a helpful tool that could save someone’s life in an incident or help them with a skill or project, is a bad thing to have. It will give children wrong ideas about real and proper gun use,” says one protestor.

    Another protestor present at today’s protest, which ended unceremoniously when the business closed up shop at the end of the day on schedule, is more critical of the sculpture’s design. The Crescent City memorial will be a sculpture of a heart-shaped tree, symbolizing the heart of the community, that will be molded out of knives donated in a “knives for cash” drive held late last year in Crescent City. The drive saw hundreds of blade weapons be donated, including katana swords and switchblades. “I think it does more the honor attacker to use his weapon of choice,” he says. “And, the ironic thing, is that this business is using blades and other sharp tools to make a monument opposing the use of sharp tools.”

    The memorial is set to be completed in time for its unveiling on the one-year anniversary of the attacks, in which the assailant killed three and injured five…

    The Seattle Times, 5/24/2018



    LEONG TO EXPAND AUSTRALIA’S TRADING PARTNERS

    …“In a rapidly growing region like Asia, it is unwise to rely so heavily and on only the People’s Republic of China,” Leong explained in today’s speech on the floor of parliament. Leong went to describe how her government is “looking into” doing “better” deals with other nearby nations such as India, Indonesia, South Africa, New Zealand, and the rising star that is Bangladesh. Leong also announced that the government would work on creating trade deals to invest more into developing countries in Asia and Africa in order to provide basic needs to the citizens of those nations in exchange for “a sliver” of the profits yielded in their growing sectors.

    “Basically, she wants to use our country’s current national surplus to turn Australia into the loan shark of the world,” the Leader of the Opposition claims…

    The Barrier Daily Truth, NSW Australia daily newspaper, 5/25/2018



    NIKOLAYEV ALLOWED NUKE SMUGGLING! Whistleblower Alleges Plot to Boost Russian President’s Popularity

    …a former member of Russia’s Domestic Security department claims that Russian President Nikolayev orchestrated the “theft” of Russian weapons and the release of sensitive information onto the technet in a staged hacking. “He wants to play a bigger and stronger role on the world stage. He worked with Eritrea’s General Ephrem to establish a deal,” the whistleblower alleges. “Ephrem is a paranoid despot desperate to hold onto power, and with American forces liberating countries across Africa, Ephrem probably fears he is next. Ephrem wants protection, and Nikolayev offered it to him. So Ephrem went along with it. Nikolayev would guarantee him protection in the event of some western imperialist aggression, and in exchange for it, Nikolayev would get to play the role of a hero. Be celebrated by millions. Win re-election in 2020. Stay in power and extend that power to who knows what extent.”

    The New York Times, 5/26/2018



    …Nikolayev vehemently denied the allegations, calling the whistleblower a liar and a traitor. But it was very telling how, very soon afterwards, he began firing dozens of people en masse on suspicion of betraying him to the press. Now why would an innocent person do such a thing?…

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2020



    “WE NEED TO KNOW!” Russian Parliament’s Opposition Leader Demands An “Investigative Query” Into Nikolayev’s Role In “The Eritrean Incident”

    The New York Times, 5/30/2018



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] The lines in this segment that are in italics were pulled from here: https://singularityhub.com/2019/03/11/3-practical-solutions-to-offset-automations-impact-on-work/
    [2] OTL! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senate_bean_soup Also, here’s an OTL article that I found, thought was really interested, and just want to share with y’all: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1991-10-06-1991279053-story.html
    [3] Some passages in this paragraph were lifted from here: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/politics/tammy-duckworth-senate-baby-rules
    [4] This and more/other stuff found here: http://securitymarketingguru.com/bo...g/65-years-old-and-105-social-security-check/
    [5] All italicized passages were pulled from here: https://www.whitehousehistory.org/music-and-musical-performances-in-the-white-house-timeline
    [6] The italicized parts of this segment (so, yeah, a lot of it) were all lifted from here: https://web.archive.org/web/20130923032226/http://www.cnbc.com/id/26618866/Colonel039s_Secret_Recipe_Gets_Bodyguards

    Sorry for taking longer than usual to work on this chapter everyone. I recently got a new job, and it’s kind of time-consuming.

    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: Within two weeks...hopefully...
     
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    “To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”

    – Nelson Mandela (OTL)



    FORMER YAKUZA LEADER STABBED TO DEATH IN PRISON!

    …the deadly confrontation sparked a brief turf war inside the prison between rival prison gangs consisting of former members of rival Yakuza syndicates. The conflict ended when the prison security forces deployed knockout gas, allowing masked personnel to quickly subdue the prisoners and avoid a possible riot…

    The Asahi Shimbun, Japanese newspaper, 6/1/2018



    WILDFIRES IN CZECHOSLOVAKIA LEAVE OVER 50 DEAD AND HUNDREDS OF BUILDINGS DESTROYED

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 2/6/2018



    3 June 2018: On this day in history, the Volcan de Fuego, an active stratovolcano in Guatemala, erupted with such speed and intensity that there was essentially no time to evacuate nearby areas; subsequently, the quickly-moving lahars, pyroclastic flows and volcanic ash clouds killed no less than 197 people, making it Guatemala’s deadliest volcanic eruption since 1929

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    KING VS. CZAR VS. CHEF: Drive-Thru Ordering At Three Major Burger Joints

    …after carefully weighing the differences in wait-time and order accuracy, I have to say that, in my experience, the underdog that is Burger Czar is prevailing over the bigger chains in regards to customer service and wait-line movement efficiency…

    – tumbleweedmagazine.co.usa, review section, 4/6/2018



    BLUE BEE RETURNS FROM NEAR-EXTINCTION

    …the rare species of blue calamintha bee, once thought to be extinct, has been rediscovered in Florida, roughly five years after it was last spotted. First identified in 2009, these rare blue bees made headlines for their specific habitat needs, foraging strategies, and beautiful indigo coloring. The bees’ reemergence was confirmed by Chase Kimmel of the Florida Museum of Natural History…

    – nationalgeogrpahic.co.usa/news, 6/5/2018 e-article [1]



    UK LABOUR PARTY LEADERSHIP RESULTS: Standing Sails To Top Spot

    …economics expert Guy Standing bested fellow MPs Polly Toynbee and Aravella Simotas in a landslide leadership election…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 6/6/2018



    BIG ISLAND GETS RARE WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY ALERT

    …the alert was issued for the higher areas of the island due to freezing rain and ice falling as a result of the continuing lava flow plowing a path through a large section of Big Island. The quantity of lava reaching the ocean via this flow is creating large plumes of steam. These plumes are so massive, they are rising high enough into the atmosphere, where they are condensing and freezing before falling back down onto the island…

    The Hawaii Tribune-Herald, 6/7/2018



    …US President Kelsey Grammer’s working relationship with PM Bachand was on display in early June 2018, when the two leaders participated in a bilateral meeting on renewable energy trade between the US and Canada. The meeting was held at Niagara Falls, and while the two agreed on fiscal policy positions generally-speaking, Bachand had a personality that just did not seem to “click” with Grammer’s at the event. This professional but impersonal relationship contrasted sharply with the friendship Grammer formed in his first year in office with PM Rogers, which the Canadian magazine The Walrus dubbed a “bromance.” With Rogers no longer in office, it appeared the head of state closest to Grammer was UK PM Goodlad; the two men had a reputation for being “classy,” yet pragmatic individuals, and the two spoke often after Goodlad’s ascension on strengthening economic and social ties between not just the US and the UK, but between the US and the British Commonwealth.

    On the more domestic side of things, Bachand got along better with Australian PM Jim Varvaris than with Grammer; the two of them famously – or infamously, depending on who one asks – spent a weekend fishing off the coast of Queensland in early 2017. When Varvaris was replaced by Jenny Leong, she and Bachand struggled to not have a less tenuous relationship. But with conflicting ideologies and personalities, Leong and Bachand failed in this endeavor before the end of 2018...

    – Richard Johnston’s The Canadian Party System: An Analytic History, UBC Press, 2017



    REPUBLICAN-LED SENATE AGAIN KILL G.R.E.E.N. PROPOSAL IN COMMITTEE

    The Washington Post, 6/10/2018



    11 June 2018: On this day in history, the ontech sales of popular singer-songwriter Calypstica’s hit single “Calypstica” broke several records…

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    CAN YOU SMELL WHAT KFC’S COOKING?

    Florence, Kentucky – For the first time in eight years, since the death of Mildred Saunders Ruggles, a direct descent of The Colonel sits as the Chair of KFC’s Board of Directors. Honorary Kentucky Colonel Harland David “Davey” Sanders IV (b. 1959), son of industrial designer Harland David “Lando” Sanders III (b. 1939) and grandson of US Senator Harland David “Harley” Sanders Jr. (1912-2007), has served on the board since his great aunt’s death, but only is moving up the corporation’s leadership ladder, and it seems he may have plan for how to keep the company “at the top.”

    Sitting down with Davey in his Florence HQ office, the short and graying 59-year-old, looking more like his great-grandfather every day, explains, “I spent my free time being with my family, helping my kids, especially my son Vinnie.” He refers to Harland David “Vinnie” Sanders V (b. 1985). “But he’s beaten his drug addiction, and now that he and his wife have another little Harland to handle on their own,” as in Harland David Sanders VI (b. 2014), “I figured that this was the best time for me to get more involved in my great-grandfather’s company.”

    I ask him to explain further. He replies cryptically with “I think it’s time for a sort of rebirth of KFC…”...

    The New Yorker, 6/12/2018 article



    ELVIS-VANILLA ICE COLLAB SINGLE CAN’T STAND THE HEAT OF CRITICISM

    …This old hound dog won’t hunt. The latest Elvis single, his first in four years and yet another collaborative work, this one with Vanilla Ice, fails to live up to its own hype. But the two musicians aren’t handling it well. Each are saying that the negative reviews ontech “don’t reflect the real people,” as Mr. Ice put it on the 11th. On the 12th, Mr. Presley suggested that the harsh comments are “being planted by our rivals” without offering any further specifications or clarification…

    – Variety magazine, 6/14/2018



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    William Mark Fagerbakke (FAY-ger-bah-kee) (born October 4, 1957), also known by the nicknames “Bill the Fang” Fagerbakke, “Fingerbang” Fagerbakke and “Fake-and-Bake” Fagerbakke is an American actor and retired award-winning professional football player. Born in California but raised in Idaho, Fagerbakke began his athletic career in college football at the University of Idaho (1976-1979), and then played in the NFL as a lineman, first for the Houston Oilers from 1979 to 1983, then for the Minnesota Vikings from 1983 to 1998. Fagerbakke retired from the NFL in 1998 at the age of 40.

    After feeling “unfulfilled” coaching football at his alma mater, Fagerbakke moved permanently to California in 2001 to begin a modest acting career. In early roles, he was typecast as either tough brutes or idiot sidekicks before proving he could do serious film roles in the late 2000s decade. He cameoed in the 2010 “Orca” remake starring Liam Neeson, and starred as a retired football coach in the award-winning TV series “Endzone” from 2011 to 2015, a spiritual successor to the 1990s TV series “Coach” (starring Craig T. Nelson and John “Tooz” Matuszak); Endzone maintains a small but strong cult following. Fagerbakke was nominated for an Academy Award for his performance in the 2018 film drama “Crashing Plume,” but lost out to 27-year-old Sophie J. L. North. He has since maintained a modest celebrity status, most often appearing in numerous medium-budget films and occasionally lending his talents to commercials for various products. Fagerbakke has more recently begun doing voice acting, most notably voicing the arrogant and dimwitted Troll King in the New Line Animation fantasy film “Rocklickers.”

    – clickopedia, c. early 2021



    GRAMMER WELCOMES EL SALVADOR PRESIDENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

    …Estevan “Steve” Montenegro, born in 1981 in El Salvador, at a time of economic renewal for El Salvador, is this Central American nation’s latest conservative-leaning leader…

    The Washington Post, 6/19/2018



    LEBANON VOTERS PICK NEW PRESIDENT: Boutros Harb Wins Over Soleiman Franjieh Jr.

    The Guardian, side article, 23/6/2018



    RUSSIAN WHISTLEBLOWER GRANTED ASYLUM IN AUSTRALIA

    …The Land Down Under has had no extradition arrangements with Russia since 2000…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 27/6/2018



    “…In financial news today, Chevron announced that it will finance and facilitate over $2trillion over the next five years to back GCD solutions and sustainable development programs as the oil giant seeks out their own slice of the growing ‘go-green’ pie. Chevron executives have been very wary of their global corporation’s impact on the environment ever since the Chevron Oil Spill of the 1980s that devastated the Alaskan coastline and created a PR disaster that rival oil companies capitalized on throughout the 1980s and 1990s…”

    – CBS Evening News, 6/28/2018 broadcast



    THE SPONGEBOB ZONE (TV series; 5 seasons, 1997-2002)

    Cast:

    > Main Cast <

    Tony Hale as SpongeBob (pilot)

    Carlos Alazraqui as SpongeBob (Seasons 1-5)

    Don Cornelius as Squidward

    Charlie Adler as Mr. Krabs and Patrick Star

    Brooke Burns as Rosie the Squirrel

    Domenick Jack Irrera as Bubble Bass

    Dougie Osowski as Mr. Barnacle

    Linda Wallem as Pearl the Waitress

    Robert Clotworthy as Fred Legg (Seasons 2-5)

    Matt Battaglia as King Neptune (Seasons 1-2, 5)

    Kevin Meaney as Sheldon Plankton (Seasons 2-5)

    Levi L. Knebel as Dr. Flotsam (Seasons 3-5)

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    FUTURAMA (1994-present)

    Cast:

    > Main Cast <

    Rob Paulsen as Markey Marvin “Key” Martin

    Katey Sagal as Taranga Leela

    Billy West as Professor Cramble Xenoba Farnsworth and Dr. John Bleep Zoidberg

    Kathy Soucie as Bartokovski Dennis “Bart” Farnsworth

    John DiMaggio as Bender Rodriguez and Willie the Janitor

    Lauren Tom as Lisa Wong

    Marvin Katzoff as Houseley Penfield Grubbs

    Phil Hartman as Captain Zapp Branigan

    Christina Applegate as Patty Martinez

    Phil LaMarr as Hermes Kingston

    > Recurring Cast <

    LeVar Burton as Police Chief Clancy Corvallis

    Harry Shearer as NNYC Mayor Homer Seymour Simpson (and several minor characters)

    Robyn Petty as Maggie Johannesburgopolis

    Ali Ahn as Janey Lee

    Patricia Alice Albrecht as Patty the Robot

    Robert Clotworthy as Lrrr (and several minor roles)

    Dougie Osowski as Volkor the Amoeba

    Irene Tedrow as Earth President-in-exile Marjorie Wiggum (1994-1995)

    Tress MacNeille as Earth President-in-exile Marjorie Wiggum (1995-present)

    Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Whitemarsh Telesphore Cherubusco Schwarzchild

    Rob Paulsen as Dr. Nicholas Devlin Percival McCrackenthorpe III

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    LIFE IN HECK AND OTHER FUN PLACES (1987-1993)

    Cast:

    > Main Cast <

    Patrick Pinney as Binky Notarabbit, the father of the Notarabbit family

    Debra Clinger as Sheba, Binky’s wife

    Christine Cavanaugh as Bongo, Binky’s teenage son from a previous marriage

    Dana Hill as William and Abe, Binky and Sheba’s young twin sons

    Frank Welker as Snarla, the family cat

    Joel Kenney as Jeff

    Joe Alaskey as Akbar

    Dan Castellaneta as Krusty the Clown, a retired clown who is the Notarabbits’ neighbor

    Maggie Roswell as Selma Simpson, the only employee at their town’s only employment agency

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    MIGUEL OSORIO ELECTED PRESIDENT OF MEXICO

    …Miguel Angel Osorio Chong (PRI), age 53, is of Chinese descent on his mother’s side. …Osorio won in an upset over the PAN candidate that many assumed would win due to the popularity of the term-limited incumbent President Santiago Creel (PAN). ...Earlier this year, Osorio surprised political pundits by besting Lilia Marodio Reza (b. 1978) in the PRI primary, a race that was even closer than tonight’s general election, and gained much more media attention than typical party primaries, because of its intensity between the two candidates and their differing ideas over direction the party should take in the years ahead. Osorio promoted stability and bipartisanship, while Reza championed for radical social changes that energizer young voters but alienated older and more conservative members of the PRI…

    – TheHoustonChronicle.co.usa, 7/1/2018



    “Heat Dome” brings dangerously high temps, humidity to much of Canada and the states

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 7/2/2018



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    – Former Vice President Bob Ross doing some fishing, c. summer 2018



    DEATH TOLL LIKELY HIGHER THAN REPORTS SUGGESTS: Heat Wave Deaths Are High, But Not In The Way You Think They Are

    …The apparent concentration of heat wave-related deaths in the past several days being in Quebec is not the fault of province mismanagement, nor is it the result of some GCD-related anomaly. The perceived concentration is due to Quebec being the province with the loosest rules and regulations for attributing deaths from heat in official medical reports. ...This summer’s heat wave is surely one for the history books…

    – The Cape Breton Post, Nova Scotia newspaper, 7/7/2018



    “…When lava flows over vegetation, the burning plant life create methane gas as a byproduct. And as you can see by the blue flames shooting out from the lava over there, there is a lot of methane gas being produced and released here. The flames are not emerging directly in the lava because the methane gas seeps into subsurface voids and then explodes from the heat, so they emerge from cracks in the ground several feet away from the lava itself. This is a serious safety concern, so officials have established a very generous evacuation zone…”

    – Kennedy News Network, “Breaking News” segment, 7/8/2018 broadcast



    …Another fiscal crisis concerning the federal budget arose in July 2018, and it stemmed from the expensive damage that the 2017 Hurricane wrought upon the southern United States. The Grammer administration initially received praise for federal responses to the hurricanes, with praise coming especially from the Governors of Texas and Puerto Rico (Rick Perry and Raul Labrador, respectively), both of whom were Republican Party loyalists. Both in hindsight, it was apparent that Grammer’s fiscal conservativism had restricted the extent of federal assistance. Most notably, the annual budget for ODERCA (Overwhelming Disaster Emergency Response Coordination Agency) was in 2017 roughly 40% of what it was in 2011. …As more statistics came out over state governments lacking federal help during the 2017 Hurricane season, more American citizens demanded more federal funds be allocated to services such as ODERCA.

    However, this would require restructuring the 2018-2019 federal budget just weeks ahead of the deadline established by the BBA. Ergo, Grammer held an emergency closed-door cabinet meeting on July 15.

    “The media’s giving us the beating of a lifetime over the shrinking of the federal government – as if they don’t know that that is what being libertarian means!” The President allegedly remarked.

    In the meeting, Grammer went around the room and discussed with each cabinet member which department could afford cutbacks in order to increase ODERCA’s “shoestring” budget. As expected, the heads of State, Treasury, Defense, and the Justice department all made excuses and alleged that their budgets were already smaller than they “should” be. Postmaster General Ralph Nader reluctant was resistant to have his department be a sacrificial lamb for another fiscal shortfall; Grammer had already proposed merging the responsibilities of his “final job in Washington” into the department of Energy and Technology. As a result, Nader joined with Secretary Jager and the heads of Agriculture, the Interior, Commerce, Labor, Education, HHS, Transportation, VA, and Community Development in voicing great reluctant to let go of additional funding.

    “Look, people, please!” Grammer displayed impatience with the bickering. “There’s fifteen of you. Surely a flat-across-the-board .5% sliver from each one of you would suffice, right?”

    The President’s “budget gurus” all nodded. The President’s Secretaries all grumbled and then nodded in compliance.

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    Reporter Brian SCHWARTZ: “Extensive polling has found that bipartisan majorities fid ranking choice voting to be easy in states and cities already using it. One extensive poll, asking the simple question ‘Which would you more likely support: A) a leader elected by a majority of the vote or B) a leader elected by a plurality of the vote’ resulted in 90% of Americans polled supporting Option A), 3% support Option B) and 7% going for Option C), unsure.”

    Guest panelist, political researcher and former CEO of Gehl Foods Katherine GEHL (pro-RCV): “Yes, and that study also revealed that on partisan lines, sentiments are almost even among Democrats and Republicans, with 93% of Democrats and 87% of Republicans voting for Option A.”

    Guest Panelist, CEO and President of The FairVote Institute Rob RICHIE (pro-RCV): “More than 76% of people polled by Gallup said that R.C.V. is either somewhat easy to understand. 12% said it was very easy, 10% said it was somewhat difficult, and just 2% said it was very difficult. On partisan lines, 16% of Republicans called it very or somewhat difficult, while just 8% of Democrats found it very or somewhat difficult.”

    Guest Panelist, former DNC Committeeman Robert ZIMMERMAN (anti-RCV): “In other words, 12% of Americans find this difficult? That’s too high a number.”

    Former NRC Communications Director Matt GORMAN (anti-RCV): “Yeah, I agree, nobody should be able to accept suppressing, or at least discouraging, the will of 12% of any population.”

    Guest Panelist, Senior legal fellow at The Heritage Foundation Hans VON SPAKOVSKY (anti-RCV): “This instant-runoff proposal is unnecessarily complicated. We should just implement a two-round voting system similar to the one that the French have.”

    Guest Panelist, professor of political science at UMSL David KIMBALL (pro-RCV): “But that would be more expensive than RCV.”

    – Kennedy News Network, roundtable discussion, 7/19/2018



    The Positives And Negatives of Ranked-Choice Voting: A Guide

    …Ranked Choice Voting is nothing new. It was invented in 1870 and Australia has been using it for lower house elections since 1918. Proponents of this voting process claim it could streamline the election process, making it less expensive, more efficient, and fairer. Studies of its use at the state and local levels, such as for mayoral elections, suggest that Ranked-Choice Voting systems lead to the election of more moderate representatives who better reflect voter preferences rather than rewarding ideological extremists. The system also prevents a “spoiler effect” in which a third (or fourth or fifth) candidate splits the vote of the most-popular candidates by making elections less of an either-or proposition. …US Senator Mike Gravel (D-CA), a leading proponent of the N.I.A., also says it leads to less negative campaigning, stating that “since each voter can potentially vote for a candidate as well as their opponent, candidates shy from negative campaigning that would alienate the supporters of other candidates, instead trying to appeal to those voters as their second or third choice.”…

    – aot.co.usa, 7/20/2018 e-article [2]



    “I want to see everyone vote ‘No’ on RCV. It is not at all a democratic approach. It will not solve our election problems; it will instead create more election problems. Ranked-choice voting is the flavor of the day. And it will turn out to have a bitter taste.”

    CO-HOST: “Its advocates believe RCV is, at least, more democratic than the Electoral College occasionally determining the winner.”

    “Its advocates want to replace real democracy, in which a majority picks the winner, with something akin to a game show method of selection. The result could be more like Family Feud than a decision about one of the most important choices people can make.”

    [snip]

    “The thing about RCV, the thing that its proponents always ignore, is the fact that it doesn’t actually lead to a candidate who represents the majority of voters. This is because an easily exhausted electorate doesn’t always rank all the candidates on a ballot. Especially in the U.S., where most people do not even bother to even learn about third-party candidates, or even that much about the major party candidates, either, for that matter. And as a result, some voters will end up with their ballots eliminated before the final round of voting, and thus will no say in the final outcome. For example, say there were five names on a ballot and you only ranked three, who were all eliminated, your now-blank ballot wouldn’t be counted in the final vote at all. You will not have expressed any choice about the two leading candidates.”

    CO-HOST: “Well then maybe people will strategically pick more popular or electable candidates for their second and third choice.”

    Contributor JANICE FINE: “Which is exactly what the establishment may want us to do!”

    “Either way, RCV is clearly not a solution. It may just be another complication, and of that we should be very wary, because there are legitimate reasons for skepticism when it comes to RCV. But the thing is, the larger element that is broken in American politics, and therefore what should be focused on, is election procedures, not our well-established and only occasionally-imperfect election processes.”

    – Former US Rep. Gordon Weil (R-ME), head of the political activist group “Ranked Is Wrong: Vote No On RCV,” CBS News, 7/21/2018 segment [3]



    D.R. CONGO TAKING “PREVENTATIVE STRIDES” TO COMBAT KIVU EBOLA OUTBREAK

    …the rise in reported cases of the virus has the potential to be worse than the 2013-2014 Kivu Ebola outbreak, but the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s President is confident that his administration will “avoid the mistakes” of his predecessor, telling his nation’s press today that “our communities are working together to keep each other safe and sanitary in the weeks and months ahead”…

    – The Cape Times, South African newspaper, 7/23/2018



    “…Torrential rains have triggered massive floods in Japan, displacing thousands and killing at least seventy people…”

    – BBC World News, 7/25/2018 broadcast



    GRAMMER THE GRIZZLY?: POTUS SHOWS OFF BOD WHILE ON SUMMER VACATION

    …After tackling a missile incident and now facing a fiscal crisis in D.C., President Grammer must have been ecstatic to get away from the Beltway and spend some fun in the sun with the First Family…

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    Above: The President spending quality time at Santa Monica Beach with one of his sons, while vacationing with his wife and his four youngest children (photograph provided by Splash News, our coast-centric division)

    The Hollywood Reporter, 7/28/2018



    MARS APPROACH BRINGS OUT SIGNS OF PROMISE AND REMORSE IN SPACE TRAVEL COMMUNITY

    …Today, Mars made its closest approach to Earth since 2003, four days after reaching “opposition.” This event was marked by former NASA Director John McAfee declaring it to be a “gravely missed opportunity” for the US and the world. “We should have planned a second Marstronaut mission for this second window instead of just sending out more probes,” said McAfee in a THN interview.

    Incumbent NASA Director Bezos, on the other hand, took the moment to give an optimistic speech at NASA’s HQ in Virginia, in which he promoted Project Postman, the “Lunar Bot Hub” endeavor that is still in development.

    McAfee, however, also commented on Bezos’ speech, saying “If Bezos hadn’t spent so much time working with private businesses to decentralize American space travel, we would have built it by now. And that would have allowed marstronauts to only take five months to travel to the Red Planet instead of seven.”

    Saudi Arabia’s space agency announced in 2001 their own plan to go to Mars in 2018, but the mixed results of their 2008 moonshot led to the country’s government cancelling the project. Earlier this week, they launched a robot space probe, the Glory 5, to the planet Mars instead…

    – popularscience.co.usa, 7/31/2018



    “…new polling shows that President Grammer’s approval rating is down to its lowest numbers since 2014, with the recent gradual dip most likely stemming from controversies concerning his apparent response to last year’s Hurricane Season being ‘insufficient’ according to multiple reports…”

    – ABC News, 8/2/2018 broadcast



    STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED AS WILDFIRES PERSIST IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

    The Los Angeles Times, 8/3/2018



    …The rise of the California wildfires as a major issue led to the White House immediately pledging to help California combat them. President Grammer discussed the matter with the state’s Governor, Cruz Bustamante, would had previously served as Grammer’s lieutenant governor; as a result of this previously-established relationship, the process of coordinating a federal response went smoothly.

    Meanwhile, the White House inner circle hoped that combating the fires would reverse the sinking approval ratings of both Grammer and the GOP. They also believed that a successful response to the fires would “finally shake off the narrative spun by liberals in the media,” as the WH Communications Director later put it, “that ‘libertarian’ means ‘irresponsible’ or simply ‘irresponsive.’”…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    5 August 2018: On this day in history, a 6.9m earthquake struck the island of Lombok, Indonesia, destroying homes and building, displacing thousands, and killing over 400 people…

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    ERITREAN SCANDAL UPDATE: Nikolayev Unwilling To Green Light Investigation

    …inquiries into allegations of Russian President Nikolayev allegedly staging a missile crisis with Eritrean President Ephrem are being met with fierce resistance at the Kremlin. The President’s loyal Prosecutor-General is refusing to “humor the lies and waste our valuable time” directing the Justice Department to address “this baseless rumor.” Meanwhile, the leaders of the National Assembly’s Majority coalition (National with Strong Arm and Motherland) seem very reluctantly to launch any probes into the Kremlin or the military, likely fearing that such action will collapse the coalition o the detriment of their political careers. However, Vlad Chub, Leader of the National Assembly Opposition/Minority coalition (Democratic with Green and Protectionist) claims the inaction from the ruling party leaders is due to a “fear of reprisals from the madman holed up inside the Kremlin.”…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 8/8/2018



    BACHAND WINS, BUT BARELY!

    …The PCs lost a considerable number of seats, becoming just three seats shy of losing majority control. In the event of this event happening, along with Chow’s PLs still failing to gain a majority of seats, Bachand likely would have tried to form a coalition government with the Quebec Party to stay in power…. Opposition leader Olivia Chow (PL) conceded earlier tonight, as did Pierre Paquette (Quebec), while Ken Melamed (Green) and Tim Hudak (New Maple) are expected to concede soon...

    – thetorontostar.co.can, 8/10/2018



    Agafia (2017-2018)
    was a Canadian digitally-streamed miniseries based on real events in which a family was isolated from the rest of humanity for over 40 years. The series follows the incredible survival of the Lykov family in the isolated wilderness of the Russian Taiga, and of the four geologists who discovered their existence there in 1979. Each episode ran for 40 minutes on average. The series received good reviews, and concluded with a series finale at the end of Season 2, totaling 20 episodes.

    Cast:

    Yuliya Snigir as Agafia Lykov
    Konstantin Khabensky as Yerofei Sedov
    Oleg Tabakov as Karp Lykov

    [see full list here]

    Season One: Episode 1 – “A” Story (1979): while surveying land in a helicopter, four Soviet geologists (Yerofei, Petros, Vlad and Ivan) stumble upon a human settlement in a remote mountainside in the Abakan Range of the Taiga, a dense boreal forest area, 150 miles away from the nearest human settlement; the inhabitants inside, and the geologists, are concerned about how to respond to seeing each other. “B” Story (1936): The Lykov brothers are members of a fundamentalist Russian orthodox sect that had been persecuted since the days of Peter the Great in the 18th century called “the Old Believers.” Fearing religious persecution for practicing religion in communist Russia, Karp Lykov wants to stay in the Ural while his brother wants to flee father east, but when his brother is killed, Karp flees with his wife Akulina and their children, Savina and Natalia, into the forests of the Western Sayan mountains with nothing but the clothes on their backs.

    Episode 2 – “A” Story (1979): the geologists make firm contact with the Lykovs, starting up a dialogue with them, and the family members learn about developments such as World War Two, the Cold War, and television for the first time. One geologist, Yerofei Sedov, soon establishes a friendly relationship with the family’s youngest daughter, 34-year-old Agafia. Yerofei soon realizes her peculiar speech pattern is the result of a lifetime of isolation, not mental impairment. “B” Story (1937): Karp and his family survive their first winter in the taiga by eating their shoes, and with their basic shelter receiving extensive damage from blizzards and the freezing cold.

    Episode 3 – The geologists debate whether they should report the existence of the Lykov family. Yerofei and Petros believe they shouldn’t while Ivan and Vlad believe they should; they also disagree on telling the family about Mikhail Suslov, the rising civil unrest they have witnessed, and their own lack of confidence/uncertainty in how the Soviet government would respond to the family’s existence. In the end, they take a blind vote among the four of them, and they unanimously vote to not telling anyone of the family’s existence. Meanwhile, the Lykovs show their visitors how they have adapted to the tundra.

    Episode 4 – “A” Story (1979): two of the geologists are intrigued by Dmitri, Afagia’s older brother who is a strong man and who lives in the forest “like a Russian Tarzan.” Meanwhile, back at their base in the Oblast’s capital of Abakan, Yerofei is caught trying to bring some dresses to the girls, but gets away with it by saying they belong to his ex-girlfriends. “B” Story (1961): it snows in June, destroying the family’s crops, and making the mother worry.

    Episode 5 – “A” Story (1980): the geologists find a recording device in their office and soon tell the family they will have to not visit them for a while, upsetting Agafia and troubling Yerofei. “B” Story (1961): Karp’s wife dies feeding the children, and the family reacts to it with grief, anger and sadness.

    Episode 6/7 (two-parter) – “A” Story (1980): the family hears a low rumble in the distance but no clouds; the geologists return to finally tell the family of the growing political unrest and of the Aktau Disaster (a major nuclear power plant meltdown), then must calm them of their fears that it is the end of the world. During the geologists’ stay, Agafia encounters love and sin with Yerofei (who has not told Agafia that he is married), while the rest of the geologists contemplate moving up there with them in case a nuclear war really is to occur and destroy Russia. “B” Story (1961): after burying the mother and all hope being seemingly lost in the wake of the lost crops, Agafia finds a single rye grain growing in the remains of the family’s garden. The family guards the grain with their lives, protecting it from animals and the elements. When the grain grows, the Lykovs celebrates the endurance of life.

    Episode 8 – “A” Story (1980): Ivan is shot and killed by Soviet officials for trying to smuggle food onto the department’s helicopter, and Petros and Vlad must survive interrogations, as their higher-ups believe they are planning some sort of treasonous act. Meanwhile, Yerofei walks in on his wife having an affair, leading to a sad but mutual separation. “B” Story (1950): a young Agafia is frightened of the woods before they become her home.

    Episode 9 – Traumatized by the interrogations, Vlad burns their department’s headquarters to the ground to keep the Lykov family safe, and then flees with Petros and Yerofei to the Kykovs. They travel by boat with lots of supplies, but Yerofei and Vlad still arrive in weak condition from the effects of the trip. The Kykovs then helps them build a separate cabin near the family’s “homestead.”

    Episode 10 – In late 1981, Agafia deals with her feelings for Yerofei while Yerofei deals with the Lykov family’s strict and conservative religious observances. Meanwhile, Petros and Vlad spend time learning about the family and how to survive in the area, while Dmitri’s increasing interest in the outside world worries Karp. In the final minutes, Yerofei asks Karp if he can marry his daughter, but the screen cuts to black before Karp responds.

    Season Two: Episode 11/1 – “A” Story (1985): Agafia and Yerofei are married and have a son. Petros and Vlad return from a trip back to Abakan to report that the Soviet Union has collapsed. Believing it is safe to return to civilization, the geologists plan to leave, though Yerofei is reluctant to do so. After some arguing, Karp allows Dmitri to travel with Petros and Vlad back to civilization while Yerofei stays behind. “B” Story (1959): Karp and his wife wonder if they should return to civilization and risk persecution, and ultimately decide against it.

    Episode 12/2 – “A” Story (1985): the family again refuses to leave their home despite the hardship, and argue when Petros and Vlad decide to return premanently to civiliation. However, the geologists do get the Kykovs to agree to tell the world of their existence. “B” Story (1983): Agafia deals with childbirth and her child becoming sick, leading to arguing after Yerofei suggests he should venture out for medicine. Right before he leaves, the baby’s fever breaks, and it is revealed to the audience that Petros gave the baby medicine from a secret stash he has in his hut. “C” Story (2014): Agafia deals with Yerofei’s failing health while their daughter is living “far away,” and Agafia discovers a lump on her breast.

    Episode 13/3 – In 1986, the geologists meet with journalist Vasily Peskov. The subsequent publication of treatises and photographs of the family in Russian newspapers make the Lykovs national celebrities. After much convincing, Karp finally agrees to tour the country with the rest of his children, finding good and bad things in the world of modernity. During the trip, we learn that Russian President Vlad Volkov pardoned the geologists for burning down their department headquarters due to nobody being hurt by the fire, and that the Russian government has paid for the Lykov family to tour the country for a month, during which time Agafia sees airplanes, horses, cars and telephones for the first time. Agafia is both frightened and fascinated by the unfamiliarity of Moscow and St. Petersburg. When they return home after four weeks of travel, though, Dmitri begins to not feel well.

    Episode 14/4 – In 1986, Dmitri is suffering from pneumonia, and there is debate if the trip out of the homestead damaged his immunity. The father refuses to send him to a hospital, but when his situation deteriorates, he relents and Dmitri is airlifted to Abakan. However, the “illness” has already become too severe, and he passes away at the hospital. Agafia fears for her children’s health; the final minute reveals that Agafia is now pregnant with her second child.

    Episode 15/5 – “A” Story (1986): Vlad, the geologist who was most supportive of Dmitri’s travelling aspirations, is reeling with guilt over Dmitri’s death, and, after attempting suicide, announces he is permanently moving to St. Petersburg to seek therapy. After a misunderstanding, Agafia, thinking Yerofei is leaving to, refuses to leave the homestead and pushes Yerofei away in reaction to the fear of being alone. She and Yerofei make up in the end after saving Petros from drowning in a separate incident. “B” Story (2014): Agafia still refuses to leave the homestead despite unprecedented floods, and she and Yerofei barely survive the destruction of one of the property’s huts downhill from the main building. Agafia only agrees to seek medical attention for her breast lump.

    Episode 16/6 – In 1986, Natalia dies from some sort of illness, and the father is also suffering from pneumonia-like symptoms. At the same time, Karp is furious to learn about the contents of a book on the family that has been airlifted to them, demonstrating the negative aspects of celebrity status. However, Karp’s attitude improves after communicating with other Old Believers over the property’s new solar-powered telephone.

    Episode 17/7 – “A” Story (1988): Agafia is diagnosed with a tumor, leading to her traveling to hospital while Petros looks after the ailing Savina. Upon her return from the hospital, though, she and Yerofei are saddened to learn that Savina died while they were gone. “B” Story (1948): Karp and his wife Akulina deal with three of their four children being sick, but they deal with it together.

    Episode 18/8 – In late 1989, the 6-year-old daughter of Agafia and Yerofei questions the family’s religious practices after Yerofei admits doubting some of it, causing an argument that ends when Karp feels sick and his health declines yet again.

    Episode 19/9 – In early 1990, Karp dies, traumatizing both Agafia and her daughter. Petros returns after not visiting the Taiga for over a year to give the family gifts and to try to liven up the mood.

    Episode 20/10 (double-length) – “A” Story (2001): the 18-year-old daughter of Agafia and Yerofei announces that she wants to leave the family home to get an education in civilization. Yerofei and Agafia go with her for the first few days. The daughter has trouble at first, but adjusts to modern life better than Agafia did in the 1980s. “B” Story (2016): Yerofei has been dead for months. Agafia’s daughter returns to her mother’s bedside (pneumonia) after years of rarely visiting, and her brother comforts his sister in explaining why Agafia refused to abandon the Homestead, her home. A text crawl explains Agafia recovered from pneumonia and was still alive, and still at “the Homestead,” at the time of the episode’s airing on October 19, 2018.

    – digitalmedia.co.can



    …Mexico’s economy is continuing to rise healthily, as the stock market in Mexico City closed today with its healthiest numbers in decades…

    – ABC Morning News, 8/20/2018 broadcast



    ASSISTANT US SECRETARY OF COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT RESIGNS

    …Star Parker (b. 1956), an African-American political official (R-CA) with a focus on education and urban renewal, was hired by the Grammer administration’s department of Community Development in 2015. A self-declared “anti-welfare” conservative, Parker served in the US House of Representatives from 2011 to 2015, winning election in 2010 and 2012 before losing re-election in 2014. …Parker says she has stepped down over “multiple disagreements” that she has had with the incumbent administration, alleging that the incumbent US Secretary of Community Development – physician and former Marstronaut Patricia Consolatrix Hilliard “Doc” Robertson – is doing “an abysmal job. She never took up any of my ideas”…

    The Washington Post, 8/21/2018



    HOST 1: “So did you see this news bit? Apparently our Governor’s dad, retired Admiral John McCain, just got a terminal cancer diagnosis, and so his son Barack and his daughter Naomi are going to be spending some time with him down in Florida.”

    HOST 2: “Yeah, the Governor’s basically putting everything on hold because of a family crisis.”

    HOST 1: “You know, its moments like this where you can see why Rocky is so popular. He’s a family man. He loves his dad, he loves his wife, his sons and daughter, he’s a guy who cares, you know? Remember that video that went fervid ontech a few years back where he calms down a supporter’s baby?”

    HOST 2: “Yeah, yeah, but it’s also touching, his backstory I mean. McCain’s dad is a war hero, and they’ve reportedly had a strong family bond for decades, even after his parents divorced, so this diagnosis has got to be heartbreaking for Barack.”

    HOST 1: “I know I’d cry if it happened to my Dad. And I’m not ashamed to say that, either.”

    – KCAP (950 AM) Helena, Montana news/talk radio station, 8/24/2018 broadcast


    “The [N.D.R.R.] Supreme Court has ‘original jurisdiction’ in certain special national cases, as authorized by the 1985 [N.D.R.R.] Constitution. Those include the challenging of individual acts of the National Assembly and challenging, questioning, and determining the legalities of the decrees of the President. The military’s refusal to investigate just how it misplaced nuclear devices or release documentation concerning it on the orders of the President merits scrutiny, and the Prosecutor-General knows this. He knows of this, he knows of all of this.”

    – Russian Supreme Court Chief Justice Yury Chaika, 8/26/2018



    “…Tonight in London, a free trade deal between the UK, India, Australia and South Africa was signed into law by the heads of state of these four nations. The deal will very likely leave on impact on much of the world’s commerce as economic allegiances shift to adjust for financial windfalls resulting from this major multinational trade decision…”

    – BBC World News, 28/8/2018 broadcast



    William Nealon, Supreme Court Associate Justice, Is Dead At 95

    …appointed to the seat by US President Walter Mondale, William Joseph Nealon Jr. (7/31/1923-8/30/2018) had served as a moderate-to-liberal voice in the US Supreme Court since June 29, 1974. His eventful tenure on the bench, at roughly 44 years, 2 months and a day, makes him one of the longest-serving federal judges in US history…

    The Washington Post, 8/30/2018



    Nealon’s vacancy created a Supreme Court consisting of five left-leaning justices (Delgado-Colon, Sandel, Chin, Schroeder, and Chief Justice Page) and three right-leaning justices (Thompson, Garza, Bacon). This meant that Nealon’s demise did not “endanger” the “liberal majority” of the court. However, incidentally, the three conservative justices each represented a faction of the GOP – Thompson was a far-right conservative, Garza was a “Colonel conservative” type, and Bacon was a Snowe-like centrist. Thus, there was one major political philosophy found in the Republican Party but not on the Supreme Court – libertarianism.

    Deciding to make the court “more reflective of America,” Grammer both made a strategic gesture and upheld of his own principles when he carefully began vetting for a potential Supreme Court seat appointee by reviewing several libertarian and libertarian-leaning judges and law experts. According to his former White House Communications Director, “race and gender were not deciding factors. The court was already made up of two Hispanic justices, two Black Justices, a Chinese-American justice, and a Jewish justice, so the bench was already ethnically diverse – majority-nonwhite, in fact. And three of the justices were women.” Despite this, many media outlets reported that, among the names being considered, were Filipino-American Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Tani Cantil-Sakauye (b. 1959), Chinese-American Federal Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Dolly Maizie Gee (b. 1959), and Indian-American Michigan Supreme Court Chief Justice Amul Thapar (b. 1969). Freshman Republican US Senator Rand Paul of North Carolina (b. 1963) was also rumored to be in consideration, but he publicly declined interest in the position on September 1.

    During White House discussions, Grammer slowly narrowed down the options to a shortlist of five potential nominees. Chicago Law School Professor Gene Healy (b. 1970) was an accomplished academic and an expert on federalism and US law. Georgetown University Dean Randy E. Barnett (b. 1952) was an even more seasoned teacher and writer of constitutional law, but was 66 years old. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Robert Patrick Murphy (b. 1976), on the other hand, was a spritely 42. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Norman Stephen Kinsella (b. 1965) had not been in his seat for very long, as Grammer himself had appointed him to it in 2015, but he had made a name for himself by being a passionate proponent of Hans-Hermann Howe’s theory on augmentation ethics. Finally, Texas Supreme Court Justice Eva Martinez Guzman (b. 1961) had a libertarian-leaning record in a conservative state.

    As deliberations continued, the list took up an almost RCV-like composition, with the libertarian ideologue Murphy taking first place, the alleged “diversity” option in second, in case Murphy failed to be nominated, and Barnett as the “safe” option.

    – Linda Greenhouse and Morton J. Horwitz’s Sustaining Liberty: The Supreme Court Under Our Current Chief Justice, Sunrise Publishing, 2020



    KILAUEA ERUPTION DECLARED OVER; Crisis Ends After Lava Lake In ‘Ahu‘Aila‘Au Recedes Below Surface

    – hawaiinews.co.usa 9/5/2018



    LOCALS PRAISE CHIN’S RESPONSE TO LAVA FLOW

    …Hawaiians are lauding Governor Doug Chin’s handling of orderly evacuation procedures that kept civilians safe as the Kilauean Lava Slow overwhelmed a wide swath of Big Island on its way to the ocean. Only six major injuries and zero deaths were reported…

    – The Hawaii Tribune-Herald, 9/7/2018



    GRAMMER NOMINATES LIBERTARIAN JUDGE ROBERT PATRICK MURPHY FOR SUPREME COURT

    …Murphy was appointed to a California District Court in 2011 before Grammer appointed him to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in 2013…

    The Washington Post, 9/8/2018



    FORMER RECREADRUG LORD BEGINS JAIL SENTENCE TODAY

    …The underworld kingpin who killed his way to the top must serve a minimum of 30 years before being eligible for parole, at which point he will be 80 years old. Evangelos Goussis, age 50, began his adult life with great promise, becoming a professional athlete and even competing in the 1988 Olympics. His life took an unexpected turn when he was banned from the sport and the 1992 games for alleged steroid use. After that, the disillusioned Goussis entered the world of crime, starting out in drug trafficking and using his own fitness and training equipment supply business as a cover. Upon switching to the more lucrative recreadrug-smuggling business, he found himself locking horns with competition such as the Russia Mafia and several yakuza syndicates, leading to him orchestrating the murder of several rivals from 1994 to 2009. By 2001, Goussis’ own “cartel” of allies made him one of the most powerful criminals in central Asia, allowing him to transfer narcotics from Afghanistan and Tajikistan across United Turkestan and into Russia and China. He established a “barrier” of allies in Uzbekistan, making himself nearly untouchable to law enforcement by making himself popular in the region with gestures such as paying for schools and hospitals, along with distributing masks and other supplies during the SARS pandemic of 2002-2004. His criminal career reached its apex with the ascension of alleged ally Islam Karimov to the U.T. Presidency in 2006, and ended abruptly with Karimov’s assassination in 2008. Karimov’s successor launched an anti-corruption crusade that targeted hundreds of underworld figures including Goussis. The recreadrug smuggler’s power and influenced gradually eroded away as the U.T.’s Justice Department worked their way up from small offenders to major influencers, until Goussis was finally arrested in 2015. UT officials revealed in 2017 he was caught a sting operation in which he confessed in front of a hidden camera to ordering the recent killing of five ex-allies out of fear that they would speak to police. That reveal put an end to rumors that the gun smuggler-turned-author known as Tommy Gun Thompson had collaborated with U.T. police, which he reportedly did not…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 9/9/2018



    JOHN CANDY IS DEAD AT 67

    …the iconic star of dozens of comedic film and TV roles passed away suddenly in his sleep from a heart attack, a spokesperson for his family announced. Candy had suffered from health issues intermittently for years, and had survived three health years already (in 1993, 1999, and 2016)...

    The Los Angeles Times, 9/10/2018



    11 September 2018: On this day in history, Hurricane Florence, a powerful and long-lived Cape Verde hurricane that caused catastrophic damage across the eastern North American continent, especially in the U.S.’s North Carolina, reaches peak intensity, with 1-minute winds of 210 km/h [4]; the hurricane, responsible for 17 direct fatalities, formed on 31 August and dissipated on 18 September.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



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    – A deer wades through a flooded suburban street in North Carolina during the final days of Hurricane Florence



    GRAVY GRAVEYARDS: Top 12 Defunct Fast-Food Chains From Yesteryear

    A restaurant chain going out of business always weighs heavily on the hearts of its most die-hard fans. And years later, even fast-food joints scuttled for poor sanitation conditions or general incompetence can still be thought back on with nostalgia for its best years. To honor the one-year anniversary of the final Chuck-E-Cheese outlet locking its doors for the last time, here are the Top 12 restaurant chains that America has said goodbye to over the last few decades.

    1: Pizza Toppings – This knockoff of Pizza Hut founded in 1987 and slowly grew to a string of outlets across the West Coast. By the mid-1990s, it was a popular place for teenagers to hang out after school. However, its own internal mismanagement got to it before its competitors could. Several outlets were shutdown in 1996 and 1997 for severe health code violations, damaging their reputation. One of the chain’s founders had relatives that kept tipping their hands into the till and pestering some employees, and another co-founder was arrested for crack possession in 1998, at the height of the Recreadrug Wars. Later that year, amid multiple legal issues, the chain was sold to a larger company that eventually shut down all of its remaining locations by 2003.

    2 (tie): Chicken In The Rough/Chicken-To-Go – These two chicken-selling chains were friendly rivals to KFC during The Colonel’s early years. Despite Chicken-To-Go’s “Texas-sized” pieces being larger than KFC’s, it folded quickly in the early 1960s. Similarly, Chicken In The Rough closed its doors for the final time in 1963. Both simply failed to compete in the growth period the fast-food industry experienced in the late 1950s, even with The Colonel himself trying to convince Chicken In The Rough’s founders to fight harder to keep up with the competition. Sanders allegedly argued, “we [KFC] can’t be the only chicken sellers in town; people will think we’re the best by default instead because it’s true.”

    3: Taco Bell – A dispenser of “Mexican-inspired” taco, burritos, and other items, its founder slowly and gracefully build it up across the states, but then brought the chain to the front of national new cycle with an independent bid for the Presidency in 1988. The media attention soon led to the company becoming the center of several scandals. While investigations into the chain’s wage theft practices and mistreatment of undocumented workers wasn’t enough to significantly impact its base, the allegations of the company having a toxic workplace environment was the final nail in its coffin. By the mid-1990s, Chi-Chi’s and Zantigo’s had taken Taco Bell’s place in the Mexican-American fast food game. Taco Bell’s final location shut down in 1999, but not before three avid loyalists chained themselves to the building and had to be removed by police. Thus the company’s history ended up reflecting its food – its entrance (into the fast-food industry) was smooth, but its departure was more than a little messy.

    4: Long John Silver’s – Before founding SpongeBob’s – the oddly-named family-friendly seafood “dining experience” that practically redefined the term “dinner and a show” by launching a TV series based on the chain’s mascots – Stephen Hillenburg of Ohio originally worked for Long John Silver’s. In the late 1980s, LJS’s was losing seafood-hungry customers to Boston Sea Party and Red Lobster, but Hillenburg’s superiors dismissed his rebranding ideas. In 1990, he left the chain to found SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine. And soon enough, the sponge – much like the gluttonous nematodes pulling apart a rival restaurant’s foundation in an episode of the iconic ’90s series – joined the lobster and the sea party in pulling apart LJS’s customer base. Long John Silver’s filed for bankruptcy in July 1998, and officially entered the annals of history during the “mini-recession” of 1999.

    5: T.G.I. Friday’s – Founded in 1965 as a place for single adults to mingle, the bar-centric chain expanded quickly before priority was shifted to it’s casual dining aspects. However, financial struggles in the late 1970s led to the chain plateauing and changing hands several times. Its focus was switched to a sports bar but reverted into a family-friendly atmosphere a few years later. The chain was on its way out when an obvious knockoff chain, Burger Hut Thursdays, took off in popularity. Instead of trying to replicate BHT’s superior business model, TGIF’s newest owners spent millions taking BHT to court, suing them for unfair competition. Litigation from 1992 to 2000 drained their finances. Then, the New York Supreme Court ruled in favor of BHT, stating that the similarities ended at the similar names of the establishment and some similar menu options. The ruling was seen as establishing loose guidelines for how much imagery one can rip off from something when one opens up a business in New York. Efforts to bounce back from this embarrassing defeat ended when the SARS pandemic essentially killed off the chain’s remaining outlets. Most of its former locations now belong to former finals such as BHT, Arby’s, and Steak-&-Ale (also known as The Jolly Ox in some markets).

    6: Chuck E. Cheese’s – The “real cool place to be a kid” began to decline in popularity in the late 1990s, a slip worsened by the effects of the 1999 mini-recession and the SARS pandemic. It seems children grew tired of its mediocre food, creepy animatronics and lackluster games. With indoor dining pausing abruptly during the pandemic and home-consul videogaming surging, the company never fully recovered and shut down all but one store in 2009 [5]. The final location closed in 2017. Essentially, Chuck E. Cheese’s failed to modernize; they learned the hard way that it is exponentially more difficult to use a robotic rat-man to impress young people who have lar-phones and techslabs for entertainment.

    7: Sambo’s – This jungle-themed breakfast eatery reached its apex of over a thousand locations in 1978, just before that year’s markets enter recession. Financial shortfalls soon combined with sanitation inspectors shutting down several locations, and with protests over their mascot (a dark-skinned, half-naked Indian boy, with a name considered pejorative to African-Americans, who is riding a tiger), resulted in them closing up shop in 1989.

    8: Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream – not to be confused with Steve’s Ice Cream, which still has locations across 32 states, Ben and Jerry’s began after Bennett Cohen’s chain of bagel-and-coffee outlets, called Ben’s Bagels, went belly-up in 1979. Two years later, Cohen met up with his childhood friend Dr. Jerry Greenfield, MD, who was practicing medicine in Youngstown, Ohio. The two men soon launched Ben’s newest entrepreneurial enterprise in the area, and by 1991, Ben and Jerry’s was an award-winning company involved in numerous charity and community development projects across the US, especially in the Midwest. However, the co-founders’ increase in progressive political activism took its toll of the company; by 2001, their ice cream was losing so many customers to rivals such as Steve’s Ice Cream that B&J outlets began closing. But Cohen was inspired by President Jackson. Cohen’s humanitarianism ultimately culminated in him launching a bid for Governor of Ohio in 2005, only for the two men to die in a plane crash in early 2006. Interestingly, Cohen and Greenfield had sold the rights to the ice cream company for multinational use to a large parent company ahead of the primary deadline, but had not sold any of their trademarks for use before they died. As a result, under new management, the remaining stores were soon closed.

    9: Beefsteak Charlie’s – Clocking in at 105 years of operation, the first restaurant of this chain was founded in 1910, but its final location was closed forever in 2015. After rising in popularity in the 1970s and 1980s, head executive Larry Ellman sold it in 1987 to what would become one of several owners until its final parent company there in the towel. Its businessmen management turnover rate was due to it defying financial spreadsheet basics with gigantic prices and rock-bottom prices. With that and an all-you-can eat salad bar, and free refills for all alcoholic beverages, it is a wonder how it stayed afloat for so long!

    10: Minnie Pearl’s Chicken – On July 29, 1963, Colonel Sanders demonstrated on live TV how he made his famous chicken, doing so in front of Tennessee Ernie Ford and Minnie Pearl from “Hee Haw.” Six years later, Nashville attorney and would-be politician convinced her to lend her name and likeness to a chicken chain that would try and compete with the “monopolistic” KFC. The subsequent restaurants sold chicken in hatbox-shaped containers dotted with yellow daisies and featuring a picture of “Cousin Minnie” present a drumstick. The chicken, reportedly salty but serviceable, came with biscuits, honey packets and moist towelettes. The restaurant venture opened a total of 523 outlets before the US SEC investigated Hooker for stock price manipulation and accounting irregularities, culminating it the sudden demise of Minnie Pearl’s Chicken in 1979.

    11: Don Pablo’s – Taking its cue from the success of Taco Bell, this full-service Tex-Mex chain was founded in Lubbock, Texas, in 1985 and boasted 260 outposts at its height. Don Pablo patrons appreciated how the burritos, chimichangas, salsa and tortillas were all made from scratch. Also, the restaurants were visually striking. You felt like you were in an old Mexican village on a movie studio lot. Don Pablo’s may have just been unlucky. Ownership changed hands several times, and the companies that had big plans to expand it were prone to bankruptcy. Fans still mourn its 2011 demise.

    12: Royal Canadian Pancake House – While noticeably more subdued in presentation than other flashy restaurants, both at the time and on this list, this small NYC-based chain had a cult following. Oddly, its menu had little to do with Canadian breakfast staples or methods of preparation. The chain was most famous for pancakes the size of large pizzas – in fact, leftovers went home in a pizza box! Other favorites included the Womlette, an omelet-topped waffle, and the Canadian Cracker, a waffle topped with fried eggs and cheese. The chain closed in 1998, not long after the owner was indicted for ethics violations.

    – proudsoutherner.co.usa/food, 9/15/2018 [6]



    Stephen McDannell Hillenburg
    (b. August 21, 1961) is an American philanthropist and the CEO of SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine, a chain of family-friendly seafood restaurants found across North America and Europe…

    [snip]

    …Hillenburg founded the first “SpongeBob’s” restaurant in 1991, and the company quickly grew. In 1994, Hillenburg began work on hybrid live action-animated TV commercials to advertise the chain; these commercials were so popular, Hillenburg was convinced to create a TV series centering on his restaurant’s mascots. The TV show “The SpongeBob Zone” ran from 1997 to 2001, with an additional collection of episode “specials” airing in 2002...

    [snip]

    …In the 2000s and 2010s, Hillenburg used the wealth he had amassed from SpongeBob’s to expand his interests to other areas such as marine research and food distribution. Hillenburg’s humanitarianism and community activism, his treatment of workers at his restaurants, and his maintenance of management transparency has received praise from various groups. Hillenburg has also received criticism from other groups for keeping his restaurant chain privately-owned, refusing to take the company public over his mistrust of “the intention of stockholders.” …In 2018, political activist Tulsi Gabbard accused Hillenburg of cultural misappropriation for operating a tropics-themed chain despite he himself not being from the tropics. However, the incident did not develop any farther, with thousands of technetters coming to Hillenburg’s defense ontech…

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2021



    Guest Panelist, political analyst and former Gov. Karl ROVE (R-UT): “So, would this referendum make it so each state does Ranking Choice Voting separately or is it at the National Level? Or somehow both?”

    Co-Panelist Ana NAVARRO: “It’d be a national law, Karl, so it would be the law of all the lands – as in all the states would have to comply with it, like how all the states have to comply with the US Constitution, Karl, as a matter of principle.”

    ROVE: “Nah, nah, I don’t like that. Maybe some states are already planning on doing that, rendering this useless. Or maybe an incentive that should have been added to this would be that it allows states to run their primary races, and races for the US Senate, US House, and governor races however they want to. That would be the trade-off. Is it too late for them to add that sort of thing to this?”

    NAVARRO: “Well, given that this was a years-long process and the election’s less than two months away, I’m going to say no, you’re a bit too late to the party here, Karl.”

    The Overmyer Network, roundtable discussion, 9/20/2018



    CHOW DEMANDS SPECIAL COMMISSION AFTER R.C.M.P.’S “INCONCLUSIVE” REPORT

    …the national spending scandal may have just worsened for the Prime Minister. According to recent reporting, Bachand rejected the proposal of creating a special commission to investigate federal spending discrepancies out of fear that it would lead to a high-profile item for the media to follow. Bachand hoped that a referral to the RCMP would “keep it [the scandal] out of the news”...

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 9/21/2018



    SAME-SEX MARRIAGE TO BE LEGAL IN CHILE

    …the National Congress’ narrow vote will make Chile the 30th nation to legalize same-sex marriage…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 9/22/2018



    US SENATE APPROVES MURPHY FOR SUPREME COURT SEAT, 59-45, WILL TAKE SEAT “IMMEDIATELY”

    The Washington Post, 9/23/2018



    SUPREME COURT COMPOSITION ON SEPTEMBER 27, 2018

    Chief Justice (since July 2001): Alan Page (D-MN, liberal) – succeeded Frank Johnson – appointee: J. Jackson

    Associate Justice Seat 1 (since March 1999): Larry Thompson (R-GA, conservative) – succeeded Leon Higginbotham – appointee: Dinger

    Associate Justice Seat 2 (since May 2000): Emilio Garza (R-TX, conservative) – succeeded Ed Levi – appointee: Dinger

    Associate Justice Seat 3 (since April 2008): Aida Delgado-Colon (D-PR, progressive) – succeeded Joseph Sneed III – appointee: J. Jackson

    Associate Justice Seat 4 (since September 2018): Robert Murphy (R-CA, libertarian) – succeeded William Nealon – appointee: Grammer

    Associate Justice Seat 5 (since November 1971): Sylvia Bacon (R-PO, centrist) – succeeded John Harlan II – appointee: Sanders

    Associate Justice Seat 6 (since May 2002): Michael Sandel (D-CT, liberal) – succeeded Herb Fogel – appointee: J. Jackson

    Associate Justice Seat 7 (since July 2009): Denny Chin (D-CA, liberal) – succeeded Miles Lord – appointee: Wellstone

    Associate Justice Seat 8 (since October 1990): Mary Murphy Schroeder (D-CO, progressive) – succeeded William Brennan – appointee: Bellamy

    – thesupremecourt.co.usa/court_compositions/by_date/9_27_2018



    28 September 2018: On this day in history, a magnitude 7.5 earthquake strikes Sulawesi, Indonesia, causing a tsunami that kills at least 4,200 people and injures over 10,500 others…

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    RUSSIAN LEGAL SHOWDOWN: Prosecutor-General Aleksandr Matovnikov Clashes With Russian Supreme Court As Probes Struggle To Make Headway

    The New York Times, 9/29/2018



    “…Rock-and-roll icon Elvis Presley, having recently been diagnosed with lung cancer, today announced that he is undergoing treatment to fight the cancer, but did not confirm reports that he is set to receive a lung transplant. The move to stay private about his latest health scare is possibly in response to the controversies surrounding a highly-publicized heart transplant he had in the year 2000, in which a fan donated their heart to him that was touching to many but concerning to others. Transplant or no transplant, Presley has stated that he believes he, quote, ‘can and will beat this thing,’ end-quote…”

    – ABC News, 10/1/2018 broadcast



    FORMER F.L.O.T.U.S. KATHRYN DENTON DIES AT 92

    …Kathryn Jane Maury Denton served as First Lady of the United States from 1981 until her husband’s resignation in December 1986. She was married to Jeremiah A. Denton from 1946 until Jeremiah’s death last year...

    – The Atmore Advance, Alabama newspaper, 10/3/2018



    BROWN BACKS BROWN: Actress Endorses Governor Hopeful

    …state senator Yvette McGee Brown (D) is aiming to become Ohio’s first African-American female Governor, and she is getting some help from some Hollywood heavyweights. Actress Yvette Nicole Brown mirrored Halle Berry-Williams and Arsenio Hall last month in endorsing the liberal politician…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 10/5/2018



    Rodger Albert Bumpass
    (born November 20, 1951) is an award-winning American actor, director, producer, and voice actor. Bumpass has since appeared in over 70 films, including Heavy Metal (in a minor voice role), National Lampoon’s Vacation (as a minor character), The Goonies (as a police officer, a minor character), Vampire’s Kiss (as the main character), Shakes the Clown (as a secondary character), Forrest Gump (as the main character), The Blood-Red Butterfly (as a main character), Highway to Hell (as a major character), Godzilla 2000 and its three sequels (as a major character), Ghost Rider 4 (in the main antagonist role), Killionaire: The Loaded Assassin (as the main character), and Stormwrecker (as a major character). Bumpass has also appeared in, or has performed voice acting for, almost 50 TV shows, including CatDog, Jimmy Neutron, Roseanne Returns Yet Again, CSI, NCIS, and The Arizona Trail.

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    Rodger Bumpass was born in 1951 to Virginia and Carroll Bumpass of Bumpass Cleaners and Dryers. He was raised and educated in Arkansas before moving to California to pursue an acting career...

    [snip]

    …Bumpass’s rise to fame began with the release of the 1979 National Lampoon film “Fin” (also titled “Jaws 3, People 0”), in which he starred as the main character. In the film, Bumpass has a love scene with Bo Derek, who eventually married Bumpass...

    [snip]

    …Bumpass began directing and producing films in 1999 with the high-budget film Kneel Before Ed, starring Chris Farley as a kindhearted-but-clumsy man who receives God-like powers…

    [snip]

    ...Bumpass has received dozens of awards for his work. In 1994, he won an Oscar for Best Actor, for his performance as the titular role in the film Forrest Gump. Actor Tom Hanks later expressed regret at declining the role over an issue with the script, remarking that he thought it was too unrealistic that the character would go into space…

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. 2018



    …I would say it was on a cold day in October, but this was in Moscow, where every day in October is cold. However, I will say that it was in the dead of night, during The Witching Hours. And that it was a private moment, held in the den of the President’s private residence between Nikolayev and a few of his friends from Siberia.

    “Their insolence is astounding,” the Russian President loudly and angrily grumbled with a sneer of contempt on his face. “I should threaten to nuke Australia for taking in that little snitch. And if they call my bluff? Hey, I’m a man of my word!” As he exclaimed, he threw his hands up dramatically.

    To the remark, one of his mafia friends – a well-built bald man with a small nose, one-and-a-half chins, and a nearly all-black suit – meandered over to the seat across from Nikolayev’s armchair beside the giant window. The blinds were drawn so one could look out over the capital’s nocturnal ambiance. The Bashnya Rossiya was visible on the President’s side, standing tall above the rest of the financial sector. “Vladimir, you’re going to have to access some sort of hit in order walk away from it. Butting heads is getting you nowhere but deeper into a hole.”

    “And what would you have me do?” Nikolayev asked, either dumbfounded or insulted.

    The Bald Man answered candidly, “Orchestrate an investigation. Control all aspects. Make a patsy out of someone. Ever heard of a kangaroo court? Put ’em through one if you want. Or, if you want a more permanent solution, there’s always our guys.”

    “Even saying that this is worthy of an investigation acknowledges their suspicions. It legitimizes the attacks on my Presidency. Why should I give my enemies the satisfaction?”

    “Because you struttin’ about like you own the place is worsening your own government’s reputation. This and your temper. Which reminds me, what’s this we hear about you roughhousing National Assembly Members?”

    “I was just putting them in their place, like you would with any disloyal customer.”

    “Well, word on the street is that the only reason why the assembly isn’t impeaching you is because of us. Remember that. We got you here and we’re keeping you here. you’re welcome.”

    Nikolayev smirked, “Last time I checked, the President is the leader of Russia. That’s me. I control the military, I appoint the justices, I can influence the legislation. You can only try to do any of that by proxy. And I’m that proxy.”

    “You don’t have to be,” the Bald Man said ominously.

    The President made a snort-like chuckle, and remarked sarcastically, “Oh, sure! I forgot! You definitely don’t need me!”

    “You really think you’re untouchable, don’t you?”

    Nikolayev answered, “Well I do have a security staff. They’re like yours, only they have a better dental plan.”

    “Don’t be smart with me Vlad, be smart out there!” The Bald Man angrily bellowed and pointed out the window. “The people of the world are watching you. Be smart here, you’re acting like a moron. Listen,” he leaned in closer, and I just barely heard him say “We didn’t sign on to a moron President. Remember how you got here, my friend. Because we do.”

    The following Monday, Nikolayev public reversed course by announcing that Prosecutor-General Matovnikov would lead a “corruption review board” to study the matter concerning “unwanted agents” committing acts of espionage for the benefit of Eritrea. Matovnikov made his nose browner by remarking that he was “certain” that the board would find “not a shred” of evidence connecting the President to the weapon smugglers and military members in question…

    – Marina Lebedev’s tell-all memoir My Time In The Nation of Nikolayev, Perspective Publishers, 2022



    NEUROBOTS MAKE OPTIC NERVE REPAIR NOW POSSIBLE!

    …The transformative new procedure has just been cleared by the last of several federal boards… Because the human optic nerve goes directly to the brain, surgery on it is incredibly difficult, requiring a level precision thought impossible until now thanks to the development of neuro-nanobots. Microscopic robots that make repairs too small for human hands to perform are now able to help surgeons. The damaged nerve can now be repaired, restoring eyesight.

    “This new procedure has the potential to help millions,” says the head of the research team, “especially once it stops being so incredibly expensive an operation.”

    The research team also note that for optic nerves too damaged to repair, it is currently still very risky “but not completely impossible” to have neuro-nanobots carefully “break down and remove” the “dead” optic nerve” and replace it with a new one. Due to the nerve’s connection to the brain, this step is still in the hypothetical stage of development.

    Nevertheless, the fact remains that the new procedure for repairing damaged optic nerves may be the first step to unlocking mental health repair efforts, “correcting brain damage brought on by accidents, genetics, or disease,” as the head of the research team explains...

    – popularsciencemagazine.co.usa, 10/9/2018



    10 October 2018: On this day in history, Hurricane Michael hit Mexico Beach, Florida, making for one of the most intense hurricanes to hit the mainland U.S. since Camille in 1969…

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



    INTERVIEW WITH FIVE-STAR MASTER CHEF ELSA BORBOA-FIRRO

    Host: “How did you get your start in the world of cooking?”

    Borboa-Firro: “When I got out of High School in 1984, I got a job working at a fast food place. Chicken George. It’s a chain that’s still around, but just barely, which is a shame because it was at one point the largest chain under African-American ownership, serving chicken, gumbo, biscuits and other soul foods. It was so big, the character Chicken George in the 1977 ABC miniseries Roots is a reference to the chain. I learned a lot from working there, from the coworkers, from the cuisine, and I was inspired to try out, like, actual cooking, to see how you can combine different cultures and their respective flavors to make something new and enticing.”

    [snip]

    Host: “So what in your opinion is the best family-friendly restaurant around right now.”

    Borboa-Firro: “Well, my personal favorite would have to be one that’s real gimmicky, but it’s also real good. You ever hear of G. G. Ritzy’s Luxury Grill and Ice Creams. That place is decidedly cool. The striking art deco logo harked to the Gatsby era. The hexagonal tile floor that somehow mesmerizes me every time I walk in. The kids’ meals that, I remember, they come in little cars made out of biodegradable cardboard. The perfectly seared burgers, the shoestring fries. It all makes for a real good time, especially if you like the distinctive novelty of the 1920s as much as I do.”

    Host: “That’s interesting, because last month you celebrated your grandson’s second birthday with him at a ShowBiz Pizza Place.”

    Borboa-Firro: “Well, yeah. The little tyke loves that place. And, listen, that chain is a lot less annoying that it used to be. You know how only some restaurants can pull off the animatronics gimmick? Self-aware ones like SpongeBob’s, Chi-Chi’s, and Casa Bonita? ShowBiz Pizza Place wasn’t one of those places, and they realized it, and they fixed it. They didn’t dig in their heels like the stubborn idiots at Chuck E. Cheese's [5]. The people in charge at ShowBiz Pizza Place got rid of most of the noisy arcade games. They were able to adapt to changing times and evolve with their customer base, reducing the number of old-fashioned arcades and replacing them with the latest Trix multiplayer techsports, the latest vidgames, even VR headset games.”

    Host: “And the food?”

    Borboa-Firro: “Do you really want to get me started on that? Because I have a lot of things to say on that subject. Not all of it’s negative, but not all of it’s positive, either.”

    – tumbleweed.co.usa, 10/12/2018



    FRANCE’S “ENDLESS” TOWER FINALLY OPENS

    …with a construction period that seemed to go on without end, the office building aptly named Tour Sans Fin (French for “Tower Without Ends”) is now open for business, with French President Bové attending the Grand Opening ceremony in Courbevoie, Paris, France earlier today. Standing taller than the Eiffel Tower, the newest addition to the city of Paris’s skyline stands at 1,396 feet tall and with 103 floors in a long and narrow cylindrical shape that gives the allusion of disappearing into the sky on cloudy days. Construction of this, one of the tallest skyscrapers in Europe, has been consistently intermittent. Work on it stalled during the economically poor periods of 1991, 1999, 2002 and 2013, but work resumed after each period and ultimately delaying its completion by 24 years…

    The New York Times, 10/14/2018



    THE MISSION OF THE BIGFOOT PARTY

    These are the primary goals that we pledge to set out to do once YOU elect us into public office

    Total Government Transparency – If we are the greatest country on earth, why does our government hide so much behind the phrase “that’s classified”? Why would the greatest country on Earth have so much to hide? The whole point of government is to have leadership reflective of the people. And the people demand to know everything that their government does!

    Defend All From Government Oppression – President Grammar’s libertarianism does not go nearly far enough. We will ensure that government does not infringe onto the properties, the privileges and the rights of the people.

    Use The Government To Help, Not Harm – We will keep the government out of people’s personal lives by implementing public works programs and improving UNC services to cut down on long lines and remove whatever is left of the once-dominant Big Pharma.

    Sensible Taxation – If you fly a helicopter to work, your taxes won’t go to paying for roads you don’t use; the more you voluntarily donate to charity, the less amount of your taxes go to social assistance programs, and visa versa.

    Limitations on Superwealth – No single human individual can own more than 0.5% of the entire national economy. Pure and simple common sense.

    Environmental Protection – It will be our administration’s responsibility and duty to support, protect and defend the environment, and all species of all planets, including cryptids and the unexplained, against all enemies, foreign and domestic, animal, vegetable and mineral.

    Scientific Innovation – We will use funds that the government currently wastes on war to invest in the scientific study, research and development of alternate energy and lost technology, including alternative medicine, the energy fields of the Egyptian pyramids, and Atlantean interstellar travel capabilities.

    Peace on Earth and Elsewhere – Our administration will promote holistic and wholesome goodwill to all nations. We will have peaceful relations with all people in all nations, on all planets, and in all planes/dimensions of existence.

    No Nukes on Earth – We will ban the military use and development of nuclear weapons, but permit “constructive” nuclear uses such as destroying Earth-bound meteors or using them in science experiments carried out in uninhabited sections of Deep Space.

    – bigfootparty.co.usa/mission-statement, c. October 2018



    INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST FOUND DEAD IN MOSCOW PARK

    …the journalist, who had stated ontech to be following a “lead” relating to the Nikolayev-Ephrem Scandal on October 20, apparently committed suicide, according to a statement by city police…

    The New York Times, 10/22/2018



    NEW MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH: Has A Cure For Both Glaucoma And Paraplegia Been Found In Mustard And Starfish Trials?

    …a combination of drugs (and elements found in more natural items such as mustard seed (lutein and other carotenoid compounds)), when combined with the regenerative properties found in starfish, seem to be able to “alter” human DNA strands from the central nervous system – which hosts both the optic nerve (the “cable” of nerve fibers that allows one to see) and the spinal cord. The alteration was able to cause both segments to regenerate after injury. …Experiments conducted not on detached human tissue but on paraplegic mice yielded positive results as well. The mustard-starfish serum caused damaged spinal cords to regenerate, returning partial mobility to a majority of the mice in the study. …“This is still in its infancy, and much more testing needs to be done,” says the head of the project, “but at the point is, we’re definitely getting there, and that is giving us high hopes that we are onto something that can help millions.”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 10/24/2018



    MIDTERM POLLS: Republicans “Likely” To Retain House And Senate; Voters “Evenly Split” On National Initiative’s R.C.V. Question

    The Washington Post, 11/1/2018



    November United States Senate election results, 2018

    Date: November 6, 2018

    Seats: 34 of 104
    Seats needed for majority: 53

    New Senate majority leader: Webb Franklin (R-MS)
    New Senate minority leader: Midge Osterlund (D-DE)

    Seats before election: 58 (R), 45 (D), 1 (I)
    Seats after election: 55 (R), 48 (D), 1 (I)
    Seat change: R v 3, D ^ 3, I - 0

    Full List:

    Arizona: incumbent Grant Woods (D) over David Schweikert (R)
    California: incumbent appointee Jane Kim (D) over Malia Cohen (D)
    Connecticut: incumbent Warren Mosler (D) over Matt Corey (R)
    Delaware: incumbent Dan Frawley (D) over Rob Arlett (R)
    Florida: incumbent Allen West (R) over Alan Grayson (D) and Douglas Scott Rogo (Bigfoot)
    Hawaii: incumbent Mazie Hirono (D) over Ron Curtis (R)
    Indiana: incumbent Jackie Walorski (R) over Mike Braun (D)
    Maine: Mike Michaud (D) over Max Linn (R) and Joe Brooks (Independent); incumbent Olympia Snowe (R) retired
    Maryland: incumbent Carl Stokes (D) over Tony Campbell (R)
    Massachusetts: incumbent Kathleen Hartington Kennedy-Roosevelt (D) over Curt Schilling (R)
    Michigan: incumbent Hansen Clarke (D) over Tagg Romney (R)
    Minnesota: Farheen Hakeem (D) over Leonard J. Richards (R); incumbent Skip Humphrey (D) retired
    Mississippi: incumbent Webb Franklin (R) over Mike Espy (D)
    Missouri: incumbent Sarah Steelman (R) over Travis Gonzalez (D)
    Montana: Stan Jones (R) over incumbent Denise Juneau (D)
    Nebraska: incumbent Oletha Faust-Goudeau (D) over Charles Herbster (R)
    Nevada: Doug Swanson (R) over Jan Laverty Jones (D); incumbent Patty Cafferata (R) retired
    New Jersey: incumbent Upendra Chivukula (D) over Alison McHose (R)
    New Mexico: incumbent Debbie Jaramillo (D) over Mick Rich (R)
    New York: incumbent Tom Suozzi (D) over Chris Gibson (R)
    North Dakota: David Dean Andahl (R) over Earl Pomeroy (D); incumbent John Hoeven (R) retired
    Ohio: incumbent Sherrod Brown (D) over Jim Renacci (R)
    Pennsylvania: Luke Ravenstahl (D) over Cam Bartolotta (R); incumbent H. J. Heinz III (R) retired
    Potomac: incumbent Eleanor Holmes Norton (D) unopposed
    Puerto Rico: Alexandra Lugaro (D) over incumbent Luis Fortuno (R)
    Rhode Island: incumbent Myrth York (D) over Martha McSally (R)
    Tennessee: incumbent Mae Beavers (R) over Roy Herron (D) and Stephen Fincher (Rational Republican)
    Texas: incumbent Kay Granger (R) over Ricardo Sanchez (D) and Joaquin Castro (La Raza Unida)
    Utah: Spencer Cox (R) over James Singer (D); incumbent David Marriott (R) retired
    Vermont: incumbent Tony Pollina (D) over Jasdeep Pannu (R), B.J. Peacock (Independent), Folasade Adeluola (Independent) and Reid Kane (Liberty Union)
    Virginia: Tom Perriello (D) over incumbent Denver Riggleman (R/Bigfoot)
    Washington: incumbent Norm Rice (D) over Hong Tran (R)
    West Virginia: Jesse Johnson (D) over incumbent Betty Ireland (R)
    Wisconsin: S. C. Gunderson (R) over incumbent Russ Feingold (D) and Robert Welch (Values)
    Wyoming: incumbent appointee Curt Meier (R) over Mike Massie (D)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    United States House of Representatives results, 2018

    Date: November 6, 2018

    Seats: All 441
    Seats needed for majority: 221

    New House majority leader: Ed Markey (D-MA)
    New House minority leader: Larry Lee Householder (R-OH)

    Last election: 209 (D), 232 (R)
    Seats won: 237 (D), 204 (R)
    Seat change: D ^ 28, R v 28

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    United States Governor election results, 2018

    Date: November 6, 2018

    Number of state gubernatorial elections held: 37

    Seats before: 29 (R), 21 (D), 1 (I), 1 (G)
    Seats after: 28 (R), 24 (D), 1 (I), 1 (G)
    Seat change: R v 1, D ^ 3, I v 1, G v 1

    Full list:

    Alabama: Twinkle Cavanaugh (R) over Artur Davis (D); incumbent Richmond M. Flowers Jr. (D) was term-limited
    Alaska: incumbent Lesil L. McGuire (Liberty-Republican-Alliance) over Anna MacKinnon (Democratic), Craig Campbell (I) and Jeffrey Brown (Green)
    Arizona: Barry Hess (R) over Marco Lopez Jr. (D/LRU); incumbent Tina Flint Smith (D) was term-limited
    Arkansas: incumbent Connor Eldridge (D) over Tim Griffin (R)
    California: incumbent Cruz Bustamante (D) over Steve Knight (R), Malia Cohen (Green), Oliver Stone (Bigfoot) and Mary “The Fringe Centerfold Candidate” Carey (Natural Mind) (runoff avoided)
    Colorado: Mark A. Callahan (R) over Bernie Buescher (D), A. Harlan Romanoff (G) and J. A. Garcia (La Raza Unida); incumbent Bill Thiebaut (D) retired
    Connecticut: Ted Kennedy Jr. (D) over Prasad Srinivasan (R); incumbent Nancy Lee Johnson (R) retired
    Florida: Jenny Johnson (R) over incumbent Alex Sink (D), Danny Whitney (Country) and Lewis Black (Liberty Union)
    Georgia: Ben Lewis Jones (D, endorsed by the Country and Bigfoot parties) over Newt Gingrich (R) and Dewey McClain (Teamwork); incumbent Shirley Franklin (D) retired
    Hawaii: incumbent Doug Chin (D) over Ray L’Heureux (R)
    Idaho: incumbent Butch Otter (R) over Michelle Stennett (D)
    Illinois: incumbent Al Giannoulias (D) over Jeanne Ives (R) and Christopher Fleming (Bigfoot)
    Iowa: incumbent Kim McFadden (R) over Cathy Glasson (D)
    Kansas: incumbent Susan Wagle (R) over Pam Horton Curtis (D)
    Maine: Cynthia Dill (D) over Emily Cain (R), incumbent Patty LaMarche (Green) and Justin Alfond (Independent)
    Maryland: incumbent Kumar Barve (D) over Jonathan Bartlett Jennings (R)
    Massachusetts: incumbent Maura Healey (D) over Gabriel Gomez (R) and Scott Lively (Boulder)
    Michigan: Brian Calley (R) over Abdul El-Sayed (D); incumbent Michael Moore (D) retired
    Minnesota: Melvin Carter (DFL) over incumbent Michele Bachmann (IRL)
    Nebraska: incumbent David K. Karnes (R) over Steve Lathrop (D)
    Nevada: Lucy Flores (D) over incumbent Randy Quaid (R) and Rory Reid (Compromise)
    New Hampshire: incumbent Darryl Perry (R) over Andru Volinsky (D)
    New Mexico: Javier Gonzales (D) over Aubrey Dunn Jr. (R) and Hector Balderas Jr. (Independent Democratic); incumbent Allen Weh (R) retired
    New York: incumbent Mike Gianaris (D) over Mike Ranzenhofer (R)
    Ohio: Yvette McGee Brown (D) over incumbent Jim Petro (R)
    Oklahoma: T. W. Shannon (R) over Anastasia Pittman (D); incumbent Rebecca Hamilton (R) retired
    Oregon: incumbent Tina Kotek (D) over Vicki Berger (R)
    Pennsylvania: Paul Mango (R) over Jo Ellen Litz (D); incumbent Barry Goldberg (D) retired
    Potomac: incumbent Linda Washington Cropp (D) over Martin Moulton (R)
    Rhode Island: Henrique Radonski-Capriles (R) over incumbent Marilyn Ann Briggs (Independent) and Matt Brown (D)
    South Carolina: Gresham Barrett (R) over Keisha Waites (D); incumbent Andre Bauer (R) retired
    South Dakota: Brendan V. Johnson (D) over incumbent Brock L. Greenfield (R)
    Tennessee: incumbent Rand McNally (R) over Ron Littlefield (D)
    Texas: Rick Perry (R) over Annise Parker (D/La Raza Unida); incumbent Bill Owens (R) retired
    Vermont: incumbent Jeffrey P. Weaver (D) over Ethan Sonneborn (Independent), Keith Stern (R) and Brenda Siegel (Humanitarian)
    Wisconsin: Cory Mason (D) over Mark Neumann (R) and Wendell Harris (DSA/Socialist); incumbent Mark Green (R) retired
    Wyoming: incumbent Cynthia Jo Hill (R) over James W. Byrd (D)

    – knowledgepolitics.co.usa



    GOVERNOR-ELECT CAPRILES PROMISES POPULIST REFORM

    …Our 76th and next Governor, Henrique Radonski Capriles, will be the first-ever Venezuelan-American Governor in US history. Capriles was born in Newport in 1972 to a wealthy mercantile family, but working at the family’s docks let him witnessing the daily struggles of the workers. …Capriles (R) won over incumbent Governor Marilyn Ann Briggs (I), a former adult film actress who was elected Lieutenant Governor in 2014 and became Governor after the unexpected death of Governor Bob Healey (I). The late Healey’s populist core message: “less government intervention, a strict reading of the US Constitution, and fiscal conservatism” were similar to Caprile’s campaign but differed greatly in style and presentation. Healey had been considered a possible running mate for NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan during his third-party bid for President in 2016…

    The Newport Daily News, 11/7/2018



    MAYOR WESSON RE-ELECTED

    …Los Angeles Mayor Herb Wesson, the city’s second African-American mayor, won his first full term in last night’s decisive mayoral election. In closest challenger, Rick Caruso (b. 1959), a billionaire businessman and philanthropist, lost to Wesson by a margin of roughly 10%. Melina Reimann (b. 1972), an activist and academic of Pan-African Studies, came in third place, ahead of fourth-place finisher Benjamin J. M. Novak (b. 1979), a B-list TV actor, and fifth-place finisher Curren Price Jr. (b. 1950), a city councilman. A sixth prominent candidate, city councilman Kevin Alexander “Kal” Leon (b. 1966), dropped out two days after early voting began after being accused of sexual pestering. All six were Democrats in an officially nonpartisan race. Wesson won with a majority of 51%, versus Caruso’s 31%.

    In May 2017, Herb J. Wesson Jr. (b. 1951), a city council member at the time, won a special 18-month term after Mayoral and other city elections were “adjusted” so that they now coincide with national midterm elections, in order to improve voter turnout. The shift of mayoral elections being held in the spring of odd years came about via a 2016 city law, after much debate over the record-breaking low of only 15.4% voter turnout in the 2013 Mayoral election. Wesson is eligible to run for a second and final full term in 2022...

    The Los Angeles Times, 11/7/2018



    Co-Panelist Van JONES: “So in response to the question, ‘Should the United States use a “Ranked Choice/Instant Runoff” Method of Voting?’, a clear majority voted ‘yea.’ Now for those watching this who are unfamiliar with the N.I.A. process, this is not the passing of a Constitutional Amendment, and so will not require a second vote to affirm Tuesday’s vote, right?”

    Reporter Kevin JAYS: “Right. This is because the initiative that made its way to a nationwide vote called for the retaining of the Electoral College for ‘emergency situations’ but is pretty much otherwise stripped of its effect on the election. This is because the new national law outlaws Presidential Electors from voting for the second-place finisher in a 2008 or 2012-style election without permission from a majority vote from a joint session of congress. And that can only happen if congress fails to certify the election results due to something like, say the vote margin being too narrow to call ahead of Inauguration Day, or something akin to the Presidential Election of 1876.”

    Co-Panelist Ana NAVARRO: “So can we talk about how the states voted on this thing for a second? Here’s the map behind us –”

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    NAVARRO: “And as you can see, 24 states voted ‘no,’ but 28 states voted ‘yes,’ and it’s interesting because it seems most people voted based on the population of their state more so than on party lines, with high-population states like Texas voting ‘yes’ and low-population states like Vermont and Oregon voting ‘no.’ Even Potomac voted against it, that’s surprising.”

    Reporter Bob BECKEL: “That’s because of claims that the initiative would stifle the voices of people in ‘small’ states. I think a lot of people misunderstood that phrasing to mean small in size instead of small in population level. And, by the way, the margin in Potomac was fairly narrow.”

    Guest Panelist Alisyn CAMEROTA: “It’s also interesting that West Virginia and South Carolina voted yes, because both states were expected to vote no. This result was most likely due to those two states are two of certain states where the population is going up and the economy improving. It looks like all states with those conditions voted yes, and I think that that is possibly due to citizens in these states believing that they are going to be high-population areas in the near future.”

    Guest Panelist, political analyst and former Gov. Karl ROVE (R-UT): “I don’t like this. This is a move towards national centralization, the centralization of the government and the country at the national and federal levels. If I had been able to amend this initiative, I would have made it so each individual state will use the R.C.V. process, but however they choose to use it. But this National Initiative clearly states that this is at the national level, the popular vote winner is the winner of the election. That henceforth makes the states individually less significant and the vote of the nation as a whole the decider instead of key swing states.”

    BECKEL: “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

    ROVE: “It takes power away from low-population states like New Hampshire and gives more power to states like California. This is not a time for celebration. This is a sad day for small states like North Dakota and my home state of Utah. This is a tragedy for people such as the farmer of this country who already get ignored despite their vital role in society. I’m telling you, people were not educated enough about the negative ramifications of RCV, and soon enough, they are going to realize that this was a gigantic mistake.”

    The Overmyer Network, roundtable discussion, 11/8/2018



    …Nakheel Tower, next to Nakheel Harbor in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, was originally designed to be exactly 1km tall (3,281 ft), only for projected financial issues to result in its size being reduced to 2,460 feet and for its grand opening to be delayed to November 12, 2018. This makes it the second-tallest building in the world, behind Dubai Tower (2,626 ft) but ahead of the US's Chicago Spire (2,000 ft) and Russia's Bashnya Rossiya (1,919 ft)....this massive superscraper is still an impressive architectural feat, with nearly all of its 120 floors being dedicated to luxury apartments…

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    – skyscrapercenter.co.usa



    Heavy Winds Fueling CA Wildfire Resurgence

    – AccuWeather, 11/19/2018 report



    “Thanks to the heroic actions of state firefighters and the bravery of the National Guard, fire and rescue helicopters have maintained the spread of the wildfires at the town of Paradise. Only five fatalities have been reported by local hospitals.”

    – CA Gov. Cruz Bustamante (D), 11/25/2018



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] Based closely on this: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/blue-bee-feared-be-extinct-found-florida-180974957/
    [2] Italicized parts from here: https://www.aol.com/news/ranked-choice-voting-quest-save-140318113.html
    [3] Italicized passages from here: https://www.aol.com/news/ranked-choice-voting-quest-save-140318113.html
    [4] It reached a peak of 240 km/h in OTL, but because of more effective efforts to combat “Global Climate Disruption” ITTL, the extremity of the climate is already starting to be chipped away at (well, a tiny bit at least)!
    [5] Mentioned in a November 2011 segment as having gone defunct by then.
    [6] Some phrases and/or passages are from here: https://moneywise.com/life/lifestyle/defunct-restaurant-chains

    Also, here’s a quick poll for the next chapter, as the Democrats have retaken the House, but not the Senate (“Should House Democrats push for some sort of slave-reparations-via-income-tax-exemptions plan in 2019?” Yes / No): https://www.strawpoll.me/45216286

    The next chapter’s E.T.A.: May 17 at the latest!

    Two minor quibbles/questions. Was Jeramiah's death covered in a previous update? Given that Kemp's was, it would seem strange to not have one for him (Though I may just have missed it). And also, you mentioned here that Senator Kim was a replacement senator, which lines up with the previous senator dying in May during 2018. However, I can't seem to find a mention of him passing? As such, on my first go around I was quite shocked. Hope that doesn't come across as too pushy or anything, just a few thoughts. Looking forward to the next one.
    Thanks!
    I mentioned Denton passing away in August 2017.
    Deukmejian passed away in office in 2018 but I may have forgotten to mention it. Gov. Bustamante appointed Kim to the seat.
    I like the Bigfoot Party. Definitely one of the best names for a serious political party. Good to see Michelle Bachmann kicked out of the governor's mansion. Did Alex Kozinski get removed for sexual misconduct?

    Good job on the chapter! I can't wait for the 2020 election. Since we’re only a few chapters away from the election I’m cheering for Charlotte Pritt as the Dem nomination and Harley Davidson Brown as the Republican nomination.

    How long are you gonna take TTL gap80?
    Thanks!
    Yes, he got kicked out of office in early 2016
    We'll see how the polls go!
    Until it finally catches up to the present
     
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    Chapter 117: December 2018 – June 2019
  • Chapter 117: December 2018 – June 2019

    “Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope.”

    – Robert F. Kennedy Sr., June 1966 (OTL)



    …The 2018 California wildfire season one of the most destructive wildfire seasons in California history, resulting in two waves of fires in August and November of 2018 that were each worse than the Santiago Canyon Fire of 1889. With over 20,000 structures damaged or destroyed in total, just under 1,000,000 acres, or almost 2% of the state’s roughly 100 million acres of land, were burned by the wildfires. …Combating the fires was an expensive and exhausting undertaking, with Cal Fire estimating that over $500million was spent on operations. A December 1, 2018 report on how the fires were successfully put out noted that quick and decisive action taken by the local, state and federal governments likely contributed to the fires’ low death toll of “roughly” 30 people…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    LATVIA (FINALLY) DECRIMINALIZES HOMOSEXUALITY

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 2/12/2018



    HEALEY ENDS TRADITION BY SELECTING SPONGEBOB’S FOR OFFICIAL STATE DINNER

    …Governor Maura Healey (D) today broke a 31-year tradition by not selecting Red Lobster to cater the upcoming gubernatorial inauguration festivities in Boston. [1] Every Governor of Massachusetts since 1979 (Dukakis, Murphy, Dukakis again, and now Healey) has had Red Lobster, founded in 1968, cater the event, even during the seafood restaurant’s period of decline (1995-2003) following the 1994 death of its founder.

    Due to the tradition, Red Lobster’s parent company, Darden Restaurants (which also owns Olive Garden), which is a part of General Mills, did not put in a large bid for the catering job. This allowed representatives of SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine to swoop in with a slightly smaller bid at the last minute. The selection is already receiving from controversy from members of the Massachusetts senate, with Republican politician Gabel Gómez claiming that “only a company with Bostonian roots should have this privilege”…

    The Boston Globe, 12/3/2018



    JIM: Tasker.

    TASKER, a type of Natural Audio Focus-Tracking Assistant (or Virtual Intelligence Personal Assistant (a “software agent”)): Yes, Jim?

    JIM: Bring up the KB Toys site.

    [chime sound]

    JIM: Alright, let’s see here.

    TASKER: Do you wish to add to your virtual shopping cart, Jim?

    JIM: Yes, Tasker. For our son, put down um, uh…honey?!

    MARTHA: What’s wrong now, Jim?

    JIM: Nothin’s wrong. I just want to know if you remember the name of that new transformers toy.

    MARTHA: Which one?

    JIM: It’s the newest one, you know, the one from the movie posters. Blue, simple design, not too busy or cluttered.

    MARTHA: Is it the one that turns into an electric sports car?

    JIM: Yeah, an Opal Frosted. Man, they knew how to make cars back then.

    MARTHA: “Back then”? It was 2001, Jim.

    JIM: It’s been too long. Now do you remember the name or no?

    MARTHA: No.

    JIM: Shoot. I don’t want to scroll. Hey, wait. Tasker?

    TASKER: Yes, Jim?

    JIM: List characters from the most recent Transformers movie. I know he shows up in the beginning somewhere.

    [chime sound]

    TASKER: James Cameron’s Transformers Two: The Rise of Megatron, premièred July 4, 2018. Characters In order of appearance: unnamed astronaut 1, Soundwave, unnamed astronaut 2, Al Pacino in a cameo, Arch Jumper, Mr. Jumper, Bumblebee, Prowl, Netsword –

    JIM: Netsword! That’s the one! I was thinking netshield because of his hood-chest thing but it didn’t sound right. So put that down, and for Carolyn, add the green diamond Jenna Doll, it should be 20 bucks?

    TASKER: Jenna Doll with green diamond dress expression edition $24.95, Jenna Doll with green diamond dress classic edition $19.95.

    JIM: Express version. Why not? It’s Christmas, and it’s only five bucks more.

    MARTHA: Don’t forget to add that Thunderhoof toy for Josephine.

    JIM: The what?

    MARTHA: I think it’s one of the more, I want to say, athletic member of the MLP cast.

    JIM: What’s MLP.

    TASKER: My Little Pony

    JIM: That cartoon show from the 1990s? I thought that went off the air years ago.

    MARTHA: They brought it back last year, dear. It’s much edgier than it was in the ’90s.

    JIM: Huh. Well, I suppose it has its followers, like all shows.

    MARTHA: That’s one way of putting it.

    JIM: What?

    MARTHA: Never mind, hun. Just add the toy to the cart.

    JIM: Right. Uh, what’s it called?

    MARTHA: Thunderhoof, I think. She keeps calling it an action figure though.

    JIM: She takes after me, that’s why.

    MARTHA: Get real, Jim. In high school, your Star Wars collection was only three figures.

    JIM: Three mint-condition figures, Martha. And besides, you only had one action figure then. Compared to your lonely Leia figure, three is a lot.

    MARTHA: Heh. Leia wasn’t the only “figure” I took care of back then. Remember?

    JIM: Oh? Oh! Oh yeah, I remember. [chuckle] I remember a lot!

    MARTHA: Good. So remember to add more Double-A batteries to the order.

    JIM: Batteries?

    MARTHA: For the toys.

    JIM: Toys?!

    MARTHA: The children’s Christmas toys, gutter-ball!

    JIM: Oh, right! Right. Okay. And I’ll check the book section too, see if there’s anything there the kids might be interested in…

    – transcript, Winger family security camera, 12/7/2018 (published with permission)



    SMALLER TOY COMPANIES ARE LICENSING THEIR OWN I.P. TO “MAKE THEIR OWN NICHES”

    …Toy licensing is a perpetually-evolving business, especially in today’s increasingly tech-savvy world. The quickening pace of today’s markets means that mimicking the latest brand or flavor-of-the-month from major companies like Hasbro, Mattel and MGA Entertainment may prove to be a poor business model for toy companies. This is especially true when the time between sudden consumer demand and sudden consumer disinterest is shorter than a toy company’s production period. To combat this pressure, many toy companies rejecting many-company trends to pursue their own paths at their own pace, rather than attempt impossible-to-achieve product turnout rates. Many of these smaller companies are capitalizing on the nation’s health economy to invest in research and development to build their own Intellectual Properties (IP), revive old IP brands, or even create all-new brands from scratch…

    – toyreport.co.usa, 12/8/2018 e-article



    “…In political news, the Attorney General of Wyoming, one of a handful of states to vote against the implementation Ranked Choice Voting for all future Presidential elections in last month’s National Initiative, and by the widest amount, has launched several legal court challenges to the initiative. The state’s attorney general department alleges that not only is the RCV implementation unconstitutional, but the National Initiative is as well. This litigation comes despite National Initiative supporters such as former Vice President Gravel spending the past several years pointing out that it is in fact constitutional for a national decisive to apply to all 52 states because we passed a constitutional amendment – the NIA – allowing for something like this to happen...”

    – NBC News, 12/10/2018 broadcast



    “This was the people’s choice, whether they like it or not. The Attorney General of Wyoming has every right to try and challenge it, but having the right to do something idiotic doesn’t make it any less idiotic.”

    – Gov. Michael Gianaris (D-NY) to a reporter, 12/11/2018



    Here we are Signature Tower in Nashville, Tennessee. The Signature Tower stands at exactly 1,000 feet tall, making it one of the tallest buildings in the US and the tallest in Tennessee, and as you can see…

    [camera pans up from front entrance façade to the top of the building]

    …it’s pretty fudgin’ tall. So now let’s check it out and see just how tall.

    [cut to entering lobby, then an edited exchange at the directory desk, and then the elevator’s interior]

    Fancy.

    [hovers finger over light-screen display, camera pans over to window as elevator lifts up]

    Whoa. Would you look at that view. That’s nice, isn’t it? Man.

    [cut to elevator door opening, then cut to walking down the hallway]

    And here we are on the 68th floor, the top floor. We went right by the office space and roughly 600 condos that make up the building, because you need a security pass to visit those floors, so we’re instead heading straight to the observation posts.

    [cut to several panoramic views of Nashville]

    So this building was developed by a one Tony Giarratana in 2004 as part of a local jobs initiative to help bring businesses back to the area after lots of companies either left or moved out of the area during the SARS shutdowns. Yeah, so it was part of the post-SARS ‘boom’ thing that happened back then, because, at least in the South, places like Tennessee, Alabama and Georgia, they were hit hard by the pandemic of 2002, 2003. Um, and the building was, uh, built by Giarratana Development, L.L.C. – I hope I’m pronouncing that right, L.L.C. – in 2008, and it finally opened in 2012.

    [cut to more panoramic views]

    Man, it’s really, really something, isn’t it? Man.

    – partial transcript of video “Let’s Check It Out: The Tallest Building In The American South,” ourvids.co.can, uploaded 12/12/2018



    WSJ INDEX UPDATE 2018: Sweden, Japan Lead World In Innovation; Russia, China Exit Top 10, Australia Edges Back into Top 10

    The WSJ Index of Innovative Countries analyses two dozen criteria with equally weighted metrics – including R&D, GDP, spending habits, fiscal policy, political stability, education, patents, labor relations, environmentalism, manufacturing abilities, and technological progress – to sort and rank the world’s nations by order of most and least “innovative.”

    According to its most recent update, South America failed to stand out, with not a single nation from that continent reaching the Top 20. Meanwhile, [] has greatly improved from its [date] standing. Similarly, under Australia’s new leadership, The Land Down Under shot up from #15 in 2017 back to #10, knocking Israel out of the Top 10. Several Middle Eastern nations made up the “teens” and “twenties” parts of the list, while the highest-ranking African nations were Egypt (at #50), Cote D’Ivoire (at #44) and South Africa (at #27)…

    [snip]

    1: Sweden
    2: Japan
    3: United Korea
    4: United States
    5: United Kingdom
    6: Germany
    7: Canada
    8: Netherlands
    9: Mexico
    10: Australia
    11: Israel
    12: Singapore
    13: Iceland
    14: Oman
    15: Ireland
    16: Finland
    17: Lebanon
    18: Palestine
    19: Denmark
    20: Luxembourg

    [show: 21-180]

    – wsj.co.usa, 12/14/2018



    BILLY CRYSTAL TO PLAY WELLSTONE IN UPCOMING DRAMA FILM ON THE FORMER PRESIDENT!

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    Above: Wellstone (left) and Crystal (right)

    The Hollywood Reporter, 12/16/2018



    SENATOR-ELECT SWANSON CALLS FOR GOP TO “BRACE” FOR R.C.V.

    …US Senator-elect Douglas Alastair Swanson (R-NV) is calling for his fellow anti-RCV Republicans to “brace” themselves for the changes that Ranked Choice Voting will have on the dynamics of future US Presidential elections… Swanson, b. 1959, served in the US Navy from 1977 to 1985 before entering business school. He operated a successful construction business, beginning in 1989, before serving as Governor of Nevada from 1995 to 2007, when he declined launching a US Presidential bid to instead join the boards of directors of two large construction companies…

    The Washington Post, 12/19/2018



    THE NEW HOME ALONE REUNION MOVIE IS A DECENT TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

    The highly-anticipated “Home Alone: The Reunion” reunites almost all of the original cast and crew of Home Alone (1990), Home Alone 2 (1992) and Home Alone (1993), including Brock Pierce as Kevin, Catherine O’Hara as Kate, and John Heard as Peter (to whom the film is dedicated, as he passed away soon after filming finished) and Daniel Stern as Marv, with Chris Columbus directing. Notably, Joe Pesci declined to come out of retirement to reprise the role.

    The movie begins with Marv, now an old man, being released from prison for good behavior after the events of Home Alone 3. Going to a maglev station to head to Arizona, Marv accidently falls asleep on the wrong train and ends up back in Chicago, where Kevin spots him and comes to believe that Marv has returned to have his revenge. Meanwhile, Kate and Peter are organizing the family’s first Christmas together in years, but a multitude of family crises lead to Kevin being put in charge of the house while the rest of the adults head out to handle thing. With some help from his nieces, Kevin defends the old family homestead from real criminals just as Marv is arriving to try to make amends.

    The result is a series of hilarious misevents with the kind of slapstick that made the first film such a classic. However, the film comes just short of recapturing the magic of the original trilogy, either purposely or intentionally, with some curious realism and self-awareness. For example, in one scene at a bar, where Marv is describing being electrocuted in the second film, the other bar patrons do not believe that Marv could have survived such events. In another scene, Kevin’s scenes don’t buy that a ten-year-old would have had the time to set up so many traps in just one evening.

    On the other hand, the cinematography comes very close to recreating the “warmth” of early 1990s cameras. Scenes are wonderfully presented in a manner reflective of the feelings of the holiday season. Even background details are charming, such as the film-with-a-film “Angels With Filthy Souls” being shown to be going through a reboot via ads in the backgrounds of some scenes.

    After the original trilogy concluded, the Home Alone franchise devolved into an anthology series following home invasion stories not otherwise connected to one another. The best of these non-Kevin installments is “Angels With Filthy Souls Part Four” (1998), presented as a sequel to three films that don’t actually exist. The rest, though, were less iconic: Home Alone 4 (1995) was set in Seattle, Home Alone 5 (1999) was set in Beverly Hills, Home Alone 6 (2001) took place in 1879 Chicago, and Home Alone: Lockdown (2009) occurs in Boston during the SARS quarantine period.

    Thankfully, Home Alone: The Reunion focuses less on the tired premise and rehashed plot and more on the characters that millions of Americans enjoy watching every winter. With this fateful decision, the film manages to satisfy the nostalgic and entertain those unfamiliar with the McCallisters.

    Plus, it’s violent, but not too violent. Just the right amount for today’s audiences and filmed in the humorous manner that only Chris Columbus can pull off.

    Ultimate Rating: 4.5 stars out 5

    Tumbleweed Magazine, movie review section, 12/23/2018



    A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (franchise)

    The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, also known as the Elm Street franchise, consists of several horror/slasher films, novels and comic books. The franchise began with the 1984 film A Nightmare on Elm Street, created by Wes Craven. The franchise revolves around a fictional child killer named Freddy Krueger, who, after being burned alive by his victims’ vengeful parents, returns from the grave to terrorize and kill teenagers in their dreams. New Lina Cinema capitalized on the first film’s success, and has credited the franchise for the company’s expansion in size and success during the 1980s.

    BACKGROUND

    [snip]

    FILMS

    A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) – Freddy haunts, tortures and kills the teenagers of Springwood, Ohio to exact vengeance on the town where the parents of his victims murdered him.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) – Freddy attacks the Walsh children for their parent’s role in his death.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Survivors (1987) – Freddy gains the ability to possess bodies after they fall asleep, leading to exorcisms.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dreamcatcher (1988) – The most surreal of the films, Freddy’s would-be victims enter the dreamworld for most of the film to try and trap Freddy there.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Dream Demons (1989) – Freddy’s remains are destroyed in an effort to sever his connections to the physical world, only for it to free him from being only able to haunt the dreams of people somehow connected to Springwood; now able to invade the dreams of anyone, the protagonists investigate Freddy’s origins and end up confronting demonic hellspawns in their efforts to finally destroy Freddy.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: Land of Nightmares (1991) – Magic is heavily featured in first film of the franchise to not be directed by Wes Craven.

    Elm Street: The Nightmare Child (1993) – Often considered the most disturbing of the Elm Street films, Krueger begins terrorizing the young children of the teenagers who survived the first film, who are reprised by the original cast.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: Cosmic Dreamers (1996) – Often referred to as “Freddy In Space,” the teenagers learning to master their dream-travelling skills from previous films think they have trapped Freddy in a cosmic void. But as it turns out, they accidently sent him through a wormhole to the future. There, he invades the dreams of some of their descendants, who are cryogenically frozen onboard a “sleeper” ship heading out to a far-away colony.

    Elm Street: Nightmare Realms (1999) – A sequel to Land of Nightmares that ignores the events of all the films after Land of Nightmares in an effort to reboot the franchise; characters travel into each other’s dreams in a convoluted plot.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy vs. Michael (2001) – A crossover with the Michael Myers character from the Halloween franchise, in which some of The Dreamworlders move in to the house where Michael previously lived, leading to Michael being pulled into the Dreamworld when he and Freddy strike at the same time.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy vs. Leatherface (2003) – Very similar to Freddy vs. Michael, Freddy does battle with the villains from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise in both the Dreamworld and in the real world via Freddy possessing people, including teenagers, law enforcement, and even Leatherface himself.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy vs. The Leprechaun (2005) – Often considered the worst of the Elm Street films, Freddy and the villain from the Leprechaun horror franchise fight for the souls of the Dreamworlders, using their wits, their sharp digits, and so many painful puns.

    Tim Burton’s A Nightmare on Elm Street (2012) – An attempt to reboot the Elm Street franchise once again; the film received mixed reviews from critics and audiences.

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: Origins (2015) – A two-hour prequel to the original 1984 film that ignores all the films made after the original

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Seventh Chapter (2020) – in preproduction as of December 2018

    RECEPTION

    While the first three films were popular, the increasingly over-the-top and convoluted storylines of the next several sequels began to weight down the franchise. The seventh film, featuring gory scenes and images of eviscerated people under the age of 10, led to it being banned in many places. Backlash to the film resulted in the next several Freddy films being much lighter in tone and subject matter. This culminated in Freddy vs. The Leprechaun, a film that received so much backlash from fans that it led to New Cinema taking the franchise in a much more tonally darker direction.

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. January 2019



    HOUSEHOLDER WINS GOP HOUSE TOP SPOT

    Washington, D.C. – US Rep. Larry Lee Householder (R-OH) was been elected to the position of Minority Leader in the U.S. House of Representatives. Householder, a libertarian-leaning politician with a moderate-to-conservative voting record in office since 2005, was seen as a “unifier” ahead of the vote. Householder won the race to succeed the retiring Speaker H. Dargan McMaster (R-SC) over just one challenger, the conservative populist Mike Pompeo (R-KS), in office since 2011. From the 204 Republicans in the House, Householder received 126 votes, while Pompeo received 77 votes, and another congressperson, the alleged LID (Liberal-In-Disguise) Dino Rossi (R-WA) voted for himself.

    Pompeo made headlines in December 2016 for openly campaigning for a position in President Grammer’s cabinet. Pompeo reportedly tried to get a cabinet or cabinet-level position involved foreign affairs by “chumming it up” with Vice President Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID) during weekend luncheons and by attempting to meet often with other cabinet members. However, Grammer only offered him ambassadorships, allegedly due to Grammer viewing Pompeo’s congressional record and past comments as too hawkish for Grammar’s anti-interventionist policies. Pompeo declined the ambassadorship offers believing he would be “more helpful to the President” by stay in the House, Pompeo alleged in 2017…

    The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio newspaper, 1/3/2019



    NEW U.S. LABOR SECRETARY SWORN IN TODAY

    …David Alan Stockman (R-MI) was a US Representative from 1977 to 1999, during which time he once served as Chair of the House Budget Committee (1993-1995) and as used President Denton, Kemp, Iacocca and Dinger on economic issues. After losing re-election in 1998, he served as the White House’s OMB Director from 1999 to 2001. ...President Grammer selected Stockman to become the US’s newest Labor Secretary roughly 14 months after US Labor Secretary Steven Craig Gunderson (R-WI) resigned from the post in 2017 in order to successfully run for a US Senate seat. The department had been led by the “acting” Undersecretary since then…

    The Washington Post, 1/5/2019



    RACE-BASED TAX EXEMPTIONS FALLS FLAT IN HOUSE DEBATES

    …Only a handful of House Democrats are backing proposed GOP-conceived legislation to exempt slave descendants from income tax, with several Democratic leaders, including House Speaker Markey, expressing concerns that such legislation would lead to many perceiving the action as “racially-motivated favoritism.”

    “It could do more harm than good by widening the divide already found between many communities,” says former Presidential candidate Gary Locke (D-WA). “So this proposal is essentially D.O.A.”

    However, backers of the legislation believe that they can build up support for the legislation gradually. “We’ll probably have better luck in the upcoming presidential election cycle. Hopefully, many of the Democratic candidates will give this proposal a boost by endorsing it or, even better, running on it,” says US Rep. Troy Carter (D-LA)…

    The New York Times, 1/7/2019 [2]



    …2018 saw an unprecedented acceleration in national climate pledges and successes. According to a January 2019 UN report, 2018 saw United Korea become the second Asian country (the first being Japan in 2016) to set a goal of producing net zero emissions by 2050. More prominently, Brazil committed to net zero by 2050 as well, as did Argentina, Norway and Czechoslovakia. Globally, 2018 saw countries that collectively producing roughly 40% of global carbon emissions had net-zero targets that were considered to be, at the very least, “somewhat credible” by most major international anti-GCD groups…

    – Manjit S. Kang’s Combating Global Climate Disruption: An Agricultural Perspective, CRC Press, 2021



    …Uncertainty over How R.C.V. would actually work come November 2020 continued to rise in early 2019. The Herring Network and rural radio programs flamed the fires of trepidation and suspicion, with the network inching very close to violating the FCC Fairness Doctrine and former US Senator Bo Gritz (R-ID) promoting on his radio show the claim that RCV would be used by the Democratic Party to “manipulate” and steal the 2020 election.

    But outside the realm of reactionary extremism, there were some legitimate issues with the system Americans had voted to adopt.

    Firstly, the referendum did not specify if there were limits on how many candidates could be ranked. For example, in New York City, primary and special-election voters have the choice to rank up to five candidates, but no more than five, even if more than five candidates are on the ballot. This meant that a state legislature could limit the number of candidates that voters could rank on that state’s Presidential ballot to no more than just two candidates. The likelihood of some states doing just this was matched by the foreboding specifics of historic precedence. In the 2017 race for Mayor of Minneapolis, for instance, 31 candidates ran, but voters could rank only their three favorites. Critics observed how this was a major flaw in the city’s ranked-choice system, as many ballots were exhausted before the final round, resulting in the ultimate victor doing so with a majority of the final round of votes but a plurality of all votes cast.

    This was the second major issue, that RCV elections has the ability to produce “plurality winners” just like the Electoral College did in 2008 and 2012. Let’s say 10% of ballots are exhausted by the time of the final vote tally between the top two vote-getters. That means that if 100 originally cast a vote, the final round includes 90 of those ballots. The winner can have a majority of the remaining ballots with just 46 votes, thus winning the election, while still falling short of the 51-vote majority based on the total votes cast. A large number of candidates can lead to more ballot exhaustion.

    Proponents argue that ranked-choice winners still receive a majority more often than not, and that the average percentage of ballots exhausted is comparable to the percentage of voters who would not show up for a runoff election scheduled after the initial election.
    Furthermore, under first-past-the-post systems previously established in places like New York City, one could win a special election with a very low share of the vote, if there were many candidates. In primaries, the first-place finisher could win with just 40% of the vote. As Tumbleweed Media previously reported, “according to an analysis done by Common Cause, just 35% of multi-candidate primaries in the city’s last three pre-RCV election cycles were won by a candidate that had won a majority of the vote. Furthermore, in that same time period, about roughly 30% of multi-candidate primaries for City Council were won with less than 50% of the vote.” Nevertheless, anti-RCV sources repeatedly pointed to exhausted ballots in the weeks and months following the nation’s first NI.

    Thirdly, under RCV, a candidate can achieve a majority before there are only two left, but counting still continues. This person has already technically already won, but completing the rounds of vote counting ensures that the most number of people will have their votes count in the final round. Critics of RCV alleged that this “extraneous” process takes up too much time, delaying the election’s results by hours, if not days on some occasions, and thus having the potential to “severely disrupt and negatively impact the stock market and America’s foreign relations by shrouding the election winner in hours of uncertainty.”

    And fourthly, THN and other sites repeatedly wondered if undecided voters would rank their candidates – randomly, in the order they appear on the ballot, et cetera. To answer this, supporters of RCV turned to citywide elections of the past, and suggested that undecided voters would lean to the former, rather than the latter, but anti-RCV talking heads continued to assert that there was an apparent lack of research on this point…

    – Pat Sheffield and Rachel Joy Scott-Ireland’s Voices And Votes: The History of the National Initiative Amendment, Tumbleweed Publications, 2021 [3]



    PIRRO CONFIRMS ENDING JUDGE JEANINE

    …the 67-year-old former Circuit Judge announced that she wanted to “enjoy [her] retirement” after nearly 13 years of overseeing arbitration cases on The Herring Network…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 1/19/2019



    ...Courtroom TV began in the late 1940s with fictional drama shows based on real-life cases. The rise of Reality TV programs in the 1980s eclipsing with the real-world drama of the Lukens Hush Money Scandal of the late 1980s, though, led to the rise of arbitration-based reality court shows. These new programs differed from their predecessors by using legitimate judges and lawyers and covering actual lawsuits, rather than using actors or recreations. These shows included The People’s Real Court (a spinoff of The People’s Court), Tough Justice, Throw the Book, and Court Justice, but the most popular of them all was Judge Judy, hosted by Judy Sheindlin (Assistant US Attorney General under US President Carol Bellamy, 1991-1993) upon its premier in 1994.

    Pirro won the Republican nomination for Westchester County’s US Congressional seat in 2004, but lost in the general election by a margin of 14%; she began working in television soon after, appearing on TON and KNN as a “counterpoint” contributor. Believing Judge Judy had a “liberal bias,” Pirro began working with THS. In 2006, the conservative-leaning network began to broadcast “Judge Jeanine,” which was promoted as an “alternative” to Judge Judy, and hosted by Pirro…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/Jeanine_Pirro



    CIRCUIT COURT REJECTS CASE, INHIBITING ATTEMPT TO THROW OUT NIA RESULTS

    …Efforts led by the Attorney General of Wyoming to take the pro-RCV results of last year’s National Initiative to court have taken a debilitating hit. The NIA’s results confirmed that a clear majority of voters approved of changing presidential elections so they are determined by a nationally-held Ranked Choice Voting election, also known as an Instant Runoff Voting election, with the Electoral College serving as a backup…

    …Meanwhile, North Carolina’s majority-Republican state legislature continues to process a recount in response to far-right political action groups claiming that the state did not “legitimately” vote in favor of implementing Ranked-choice voting in last November’s National Initiative. This result is highly unlikely to overturn the state’s results or even find evidence of wrongdoing…

    The Washington Post, 1/22/2019



    Co-Anchor Julie BIDWELL: “Now, could someone, for instance, put down their preferred candidate in second place and leave the first place spot blank as, like, some kind of protest?”

    Guest Panelist and former NRC Communications Director Matt GORMAN: “You can, but if your candidate doesn’t win enough votes in the first round, he could be eliminated in the first round, rendering your ballot moot.”

    Co-Anchor Hans VON SPAKOVSKY: “Now that point right there is the tragic thing about this new system. They’re called exhausted ballots. It can actually be a major problem next year because if you don’t vote for a major candidate, then you’re not involved in the final round of voting.”

    Contributor Karl ROVE: “Yes, which is probably why the elitists of the country supported this thing from the get-go. It suppresses all the minor parties, like the Liberty party, the Values party, even the Bigfooters! For the first time ever, people voting for President will only have two major choices, or no choice at all, in the final election night results. That’s not democracy! I’m telling you, Americans got scammed on this!”

    – THN, 1/23/2019 broadcast



    “…and in the world of entertainment, the noted gun smuggler known as ‘Tommy Gun Thompson’ is reportedly in talks with Paramount Pictures to negotiate and finalize a movie deal based on Thompson’s best-selling autobiography…”

    – TumbleweedTV, 1/24/2019 broadcast



    JOHN MAHONEY IS DEAD: “Frasier” Actor Was 78

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    Above: Mahoney with Kelsey Grammer during the filming of “Frasier”

    The Hollywood Reporter, 1/25/2019



    PRESIDENT PAYS TRIBUTE TO “FRASIER” CO-STAR

    Washington, D.C. – Yesterday evening, we learned the saddening news that veteran stage and screen actor John Mahoney passed away yesterday morning from the effects of throat cancer at the age of 78. The actor was most famous for his role as Frasier Crane's dad Martin on the popular sitcom “Frasier.” Mahoney played the role alongside Kelsey Grammer for eleven years, from 1993-2004, before Grammer launched his political career.

    While those that worked with Mahoney were paying tribute to the star ontech yesterday, Grammer made no official comment. However, this is not surprising, given that the President is known for paying his respects for the recently-deceased in official press briefings instead of through ontech social media posts.

    Following this precedence, the President made a short but poignant comment on Mahoney’s passing at today’s White House Press Briefing. Leaving the subject until the end of the meeting, President Grammer appeared somber as the topic arrived, confirmed a report that he had spoken with Mahoney “two days ago” and with a deep sigh, cast his eyes downward, and simply noted, “He was my father. I loved him.” [4] Grammer then briefly paused, possibly holding back tears, and then politely concluded the meeting. Mahoney and Grammer had a deep friendship that stayed strong even after Grammer moved into political office and Mahoney’s health declined, with Mahoney attending both of Grammer’s Presidential inaugurations and the two men visiting and vidcalling each other frequently, according to a 2018 report by entertainment.co.usa…

    – entertainment.co.usa, 1/26/2019



    JOSEPH A. BUTTIGIEG

    (May 20, 1947 – January 27, 2019)

    St. Louis, MO – With his family by his side, Joseph A. “Joe” Buttigieg of Chesterfield, age 71, passed away peacefully on Sunday, January 27, at Memorial Hospital after an undisclosed illness. Joseph was born in Hamrun, Malta to Maria Concetta Portelli and Joseph Buttigieg, the eldest of eight siblings. After earning a Bachelors and a Masters degrees from the University of Malta and a B.Phil in Oxford, UK, Joseph moved to the US to earn a doctorate at NYU in 1976, and became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 1979. In 1976, he accepted a faculty position at the University of Missouri-Kansas City, where he met Donna Campbell. They were married on September 14, 1979, and in 1980 moved to St. Louis. Joseph then served on the faculty of St. Louis University as a professor of English from 1980 until he retired in 2017.

    Joseph was an accomplished writer, publishing numerous treatises on a plethora of topics. Along with articles, essays, and textbooks, Joseph also wrote nonfiction books on Italian thinkers and extensively annotated translations of Italian books.

    All who knew Joe will remember him as a brilliant and energetic man with a passion for academia. His wife Donna, daughters Maria and Bella (b. 1980 and 1982, respectively) remember him as a loving father and husband fond of travel and loyal to friends and family…

    – The St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri newspaper, obituaries section, 1/28/2019 [5]



    To: Mahmoud

    From: Ledington

    Update: Sales Team shows another good year of growth. Improvement most likely attributed to improving sanitation standards (upcoming report: investing in hiring one additional custodian for every outlet in 2017 has improved customer satisfaction 50% and sales 25%!)

    More at tomorrow’s in-place meeting.

    – KFC internal memo, KFC HQ in Florence, KY, 1/29/2019



    RUSSIA-ERITREA SCANDAL: Nikolayev-Appointed Review Board Claims Nikolayev Is Not Guilty Of Any Wrongdoing

    The Chicago Tribune, 2/1/2019



    RUSSIA IN TURMOIL: Moscow Police Clash With Protestors Demanding A “Real” Probe Into The Russia-Ertirea Scandal

    – bbc.co.uk./world_news, 2/2/2019 news e-alert



    …By 2019, Europe’s economy was overall back on its feet from the results of the Great European Recession of 2013. Soon, western businesses turned their attention to the increasingly prominent palm oil production competition occurring between two longtime-dominant producers and palm oil plant industry giants – Indonesia and Gabon. The palm oil plant is native to Gabon and some surrounding areas, and favorable weather patterns, coupled with both nations enjoying a stable government during much of the 2000s and 2010s decades, led to palm oil production booming to its best years in decades. 2018 alone beat several production records for the two nations, according to a February 2019 report. This success led to Gabon and Indonesia received more worldwide attention, but it also led to a rise in tension between the two nations, as each sought to dominate the other in the industry…

    – clickopedia.co.usa/history_of_Gabon



    TOP TEN HOTEL CHAINS

    [Selected Subdivision: Economy, Midscale, {Upscale}, Luxury]

    1 > Hilton Inn < (open)

    2 > Embassy < (open)

    3 > Sheraton < (open)

    4 < Howard Johnson’s > (close)

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    Fun Fact: This multi-industry Howard Johnson Company brand is also known for its chain of roughly 100 restaurants of the same name being found across the US, down from its apex of 1,000 restaurants in the 1970s. For continuing the chain’s existence, we may be able to thank restaurant entrepreneur John Y. Brown Jr. for investing in the restaurant chain when HJC entered dire financial straits after with the recession of 1978. Brown became further involved in HJC in 1984, after Brown lost a bid for public office. Brown’s work during this era allowed the restaurants to rebound, leading to them still being around today.

    Most comparative prices: Diodendro (the arguably classier alternative to Double Tree) and the midscale-class Oasis Inns. See locations here.

    5 > Best Western < (open)

    6 > Four Seasons < (open)

    7 > Aloft Hotels < (open)

    8 > La Quinta < (open)

    9 > Quality < (open)

    10 > Destination < (open)

    – triptips.co.usa, c. February 2019



    …Australia has officially become the sixth country in the world to completely legalize the sale and use of all forms of cannabis …The other nations with such laws are Uruguay, Hungary, Mexico, Canada, the United Kingdom, and the Netherlands. …In the United States, the sale and use of recreational and medical cannabis is legal in nearly half of their states, but was decriminalized at the federal level in 2006…

    – BBC World News, 10/2/2019 broadcast



    …We can now confirm reports that two African-American teenagers were shot and killed by Chicago police earlier today in what is being described by eyewitnesses as ‘a non-criminal incident,’…

    – KNN Breaking News, 2/11/2019 broadcast



    POLICE CHIEF: Cops Who Shot Teens Will Be Investigated, But Adds “They Were In a Tough Spot”

    The Chicago Tribune, 2/12/2019



    America in 1776: Die, Brit!
    America in The 1800s: Die, Indian!
    America in The 1900s: Die, druggie!
    America Now: Die, robot!
    Always America All The Time: die, Black!

    – divisive lafpic that went fervid in late February 2019; first posted ontech 2/13/2019



    “After days of protests over Chicago PD refusing to release the bodycam footage until the completion of ‘proper procedure,’ as they put it, Governor Giannoulias convinced them to change the policy and release the two videos, one from each cop. It was an attempt to show the Governor’s upholding of the ideals of transparency and accountability in government. But it resulted in renewed calls for police precinct reform. So soon after the videos were released on the 16th, those chaotic images of two jumpy fair-skinned officers firing into two scared and visibly confused teens ignited outrage. The fury was not just ontech, but out in the real world, with peaceful protests, student sit-ins, and picketing boiling out into violent skirmishes with community security forces in the days and even weeks that followed.”

    – former employee of Governor Giannoulias’ office, 2022 KNN interview



    “Yes, we are launching an investigation into the conduct of those officers.”

    – Sharon Fairley, state Attorney General (D-IL), 2/20/2019 press meeting



    …With the US’s Corporate Tax Rate currently set to 20%, the Republican-led Senate has just, effectively, ‘killed’ a bill passed in the Democratic-led House to raise said tax rate to 25%...”

    – CBS Evening News, 2/21/2019 broadcast



    EXPERTS WARN SOCIAL SECURITY WILL RUN OUT OF MONEY IN THE YEAR 2070: “We Can Fix It Now, Or 50 Years From Now, When It’ll Be Catastrophically Worse.”

    …“President Grammer has got to be bolder on this front, and begin the process of gradually weaning Americans off of this luxury before it is insolvent,” suggests billionaire businessman and entrepreneur Harold Hamm…

    The Wall Street Journal, 2/22/2019



    WESLEY STUDI BECOMES THE FIRST CHEROKEE TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD

    …David Fincher secured another Oscar, this time for directing the psychological romantic thriller “The Matterhorn Murders” starring Eleanor Bron and Tom Frost. Tom Kenny won an Oscar for his supporting role in that same film, marking his first nomination for an Oscar win in nearly 20 years and his first win overall. Tom Kenny rose to fame in the early 1990s after portraying Buddy Holly in an Emmy Award-winning miniseries in the spring of 1990…

    The Los Angeles Times, 2/24/2019



    MOTHER-POST: Which John Candy film is the best?

    Growing up, my favorite movies were ones with John Candy, even ones where he has just a small role like Home Alone. While his filmography is not without a few duds (Delirious, anyone?), pretty much all of his films were either hilarious, touching or both. Uncle Buck has got to be the best example of this, but I think his funniest is The Great Outdoors, where he starred alongside the gone-too-soon legend Dan Aykroyd. It’s close, but I think Uncle Buck’s his best film. Any thoughts?

    >REPLY 1:

    I liked his performance in Uncle Buck Returns (2014), the often-overlooked sequel to the classic ’80s original, with all of the original cast. Wasn’t it one of his last films?

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    It was, and you can really tell that he was on the decline. He was very mellow, kind of toned down, and it think that was because his weight kept fluctuating I don’t think the character was supposed to be like that. His health was slowly going out the door.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:

    It’s even worse in that movie he made right after his third heart attack. It was only a supporting role, but he looked like a wreck in that one. It’s very sad.

    >REPLY 2:

    My favorite one is Bartholemew vs. Neff, 1993. Sylvester Stallone (Jack Neff) and John Candy (S. Stuyvesant Bartholomew IV) as rival neighbors in a star-studded action-dramedy. [6] Awesome movie, good stuff!

    >REPLY 3:

    I have to say Uncle Buck

    >REPLY 4:

    The Great Outdoors, definitely – it’s got so many great scenes!

    >REPLY 5:

    Only The Lonely – his first real “serious” role; he should have won an award for it!

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 5:

    Nah, he shoulda won an Oscar for Planes, Trains and Automobiles. He gave such an emotional and stellar performance in that one!

    >REPLY 6:

    I agree, Uncle Buck was his best role. I’ve got a soft spot for it. But I’ve also got a soft spot for Who’s Harry Crumb? Part Two (1998). It was better than the first and it’s a good movie to put on from time to time, like most of his movies, but Splash is also my Number 1 favorite. But that’s just a personal preference.

    >REPLY 7:

    Great Outdoors is the best John Candy film and I will fight whoever wants to fight me on this

    >REPLY 8:

    Pocahontas, where he voiced Tom the Turkey :p

    >REPLY 9:

    Iacocca, that dramatic psikological thriller from 2011. Weird movie, but his role as CIA Director Studeman was pretty good.

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 9:

    I like Candy because he was able to make people laugh. I respect him because he was able to laugh at himself. His honestly and warm charm won people over. I’ve never met someone who hated him. He usually stuck to comedy while others like Belushi and Farley worked tirelessly to be taken seriously, taking all these serious roles, but ironically, Candy was taken seriously without needing to be in any dramas. The fact that he was in a few dramatic roles just shows how talented the man was, and the fact that he didn’t make it the main focus of his career just shows how humble he was about those talents.

    >REPLY 10:

    It’s only been five months, but I’m still glad to see that so many people remember him. He made so many smile. RIP, JC 1950-2018

    >REPLY 1 to REPLY 10:

    JC’s with JC now, laughing it up with Aykroyd and Radner. Peace, y’all.

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, 2/25/2019



    …The White House was elated by the Treasury Department’s February 28 confirmation that, for the first time in 21 years, the US had a national surplus ($32billion, versus a federal budget of $4.9trillion) instead of an evenly balanced budget. Because the Balanced Budget Amendment’s wording is ambiguous as to what to do with budget surpluses, multiple groups began lobbying for federal funds almost immediately. Cabinet members that had previously dealt with small budgets in order to keep the feds in the red were calling in favors from previous times, quick to remind the President of times in 2013 and 2014, and even 2017 and 2018, when budget cutbacks needed.

    Meanwhile, the President personally wanted to put the money into Social Security. Vice President Brown contrasted this idea with the suggestion, “How about we just give the money to the people? It’s their tax money, isn’t it? So let’s just Pull a New Jersey and start sending out little checks. Everyone gets a few hundred bucks, one-time-only deal.”…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    DALLAIRE WINS P.L. LEADERSHIP RACE

    …former diplomat Romeo Dallaire (QC) won over initial favorite France Chretien Desmarais (QC), with Helen Joanne Leadbeater (ON), Peter Stoffer (NS), Niki Ashton (MB), Christy Clark (BC) and Pierre Ducasse (QC) all failing to gather much momentum after the first round of voting…

    The Toronto Star, 3/3/2019



    …By March, more market activities indicated economic woe for Russia. The nation’s consumers were spending less, which was hurting company cash flows. Talk of several large telecommunications companies in the NDRR laying off workers began to pick up.

    In Moscow, President Nikolayev warned, “we should advise them to not do that. Laying off their workforce will contribute to the uptick in the unemployment rate and contribute even more so to the drop in consumer spending. Lower productivity is the problem, so tell them,” he ordered his labor advisors, “to raise production and temporarily drop prices on unnecessary items in order to incentivize people to spend money on them.”

    “Why not drop the prices of basic commodities?” One of the advisors reportedly asked nervously.

    The President eyed the speaker, and answered slyly, “People need basics, so they’re willing to pay for them. But they can go without extraneous frills.”

    The rumors of impending major economic issues renewed Nikolayev’s interest in taking on the “strongman” persona that he believed his country had been lacking on the world stage for years. Contemplating his next move amid market concerns and opposition investigations into the actions of Russian military personnel in Eritrea, the President observed a troubling pattern in Russian history. “We were in shambles in the 1940s, but we got ourselves together and picked ourselves up in the 1950s and 1960s. And we were roaring, soaring, in the 1970s, only to collapse and be in shambles again the 1980s. But we got ourselves together and picked ourselves up again in the 1990s and 2000s, and now we were roaring and soaring in the 2010s…”

    – Hanspeter Kriesi and Takis S. Pappas’ In The Shadow of The Great European Recession, ECPR Press, 2021



    TEXAS U SCHOOL OF LAW DEAN RETIRES

    …The Dean of the University of Texas School of Law finally stepped down today to begin her retirement. Sarah Weddington, 74, had led the school for roughly 14 years. Prior to entering a career of academia, Weddington served as a progressive Democrat in the US House of Representatives from 1981 to 1985. After losing re-election in 1984, Weddington declined running for the Democratic nomination for Governor in 1986, then unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for a US Senate seat in 1988. Weddington then worked as legal advisor on women’s rights for the US Justice Department under President Bellamy before joining the staff of the U of Texas School of Law in 1993…

    – houstonchronicle.co.usa, 3/7/2019 [7]



    NO GAS CARS FOR YOU! Governor Healey Signs Controversial Order Banning Gas Car Sales In Massachusetts By 2030

    …oil companies are outraged at this new oppressive action, with former the former CEO of Chevron saying earlier today that “this kind of thing should be illegal. It violates the constitutional right to private enterprise to say you can’t sell something. Let the people decide if they want electric cars. Don’t make it their only option! The President’s Justice Department has address egregious action immediately.”…

    The Wall Street Journal, 3/9/2019



    BROWN’S LATEST “HARLEYISM” POLARIZES THE TECHNET (AGAIN)

    …at a private fundraiser, the Vice President of the United States gave a speech in which he reiterated his opposition to the IRS and his proposal of abolishing it. During the speech, a hot mic caught him joke, “The difference between the IRS and a whore is that a whore will quit screwing you after you’re dead.” [H1] The comment has brought about a storm of disapproving comments ontech, mostly from people who believe the comment either is offensive to women, is offensive to sex workers, is inappropriate, is rhetoric unbecoming of the Vice President of the US, or all four. Supporters of Brown, however, are coming to the Vice President’s defense once more, and are again using the rebuttal “it’s just a joke”…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 3/10/2019



    “As an American, I often choose to vigorously exercise my God-given right to free speech guaranteed by the First Amendment. Lots of people have got a problem with that, but it’s ironic because they’re exercise the same right to free speech that I have to tell me I shouldn’t exercise it. As a former stand-up comic and stag party master-of-ceremonies, I am certain of my God-given talent to make people laugh and therefore classify Harleyisms to be good, both good and positive, not to mention outrageous.

    Because here’s the thing, people – telling jokes is a great ice-breaker, and the laughter you hear in the tape shows that I wasn’t alone in thinking that my jab at the IRS was funny. And that’s the thing I wanted to say – I was not insulting any ladies-of-the-evening or whatever they want to be called. I was not going after them, I was going after the IRS. Anyone with a sense of humor would understand that.”

    – US Vice President Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID)’s 3/12/2019 “apology,” Washington DC press meeting [9]



    …TON’s answer to the UK’s Pop Idol was American Idol, which reached peak popularity during the SARS pandemic of 2002-2004. This was due to the fact, similar to animation and voice acting, the show’s production format was not significantly impacted by safezoning measures. The same was true to Jeopardy and many other game shows where the judges stood opposite from contestants. …CBS’s NCIS, ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, and CBS’s survivor dominated the post-SARS TV scene, with ABC’s Grey Anatomy, and the USA Network’s Get A Clue finishing off the decade.

    American television at the start of the 2010s saw TumbleweedTV’s Undercover Health Inspector top the charts, while NBC’s Louisville Medical siphoned viewers away from other medical dramas. The TV show Child’s Play was considered an “innovative” game-changer upon its premier in the mid-2010s, and joined CBS’s Blue Bloods in being dominating the programming scene in the late 2010s. Concurrently, NBC’s America’s Got Talent competed against America’s Funniest Home Videos, but failed to pull in enough viewers, resulting in its cancellation in March 2019…

    – usarightnow.co.usa/pop-culture, 2021 e-article



    NASCAR, TON REACH LANDMARK DEAL

    …ahead of the NASCAR Cup Series in November, NASCAR and The Overmyer Network (TON) have agreed to an extended and expanded contract in order to sanction an agreement with all tracks…

    – nascar.co.usa/news, 3/18/2019



    Maria de Lourdes Hinojosa Ojeda
    (b. 1961) is a Mexican-American news anchor and journalist. She has been the host and producer of the bilingual radio program Latino USA on NPR since 1992, and has headed TV programs on CBS, NPR, and KNN. Hinojosa’s coverage of the “recreadrug wars” in South America and Central America (and, later, Mexico), during the 1980s and 1990s propelled her career and made her a well-known figure in Mexico. The rise in fame from the coverage has led to her often being considered one of the most influential Hispanic women in media in both the US and Mexico since the late 1990s. After hosting her own news segment on Telemundo from 2008 to 2018, she was selected to be co-anchor of TON’s most-watched program, TON Nighttime News, in March 2018…

    – clickopedia.co.usa, c. March 2019



    …In Olympia, the capital of Washington state, Governor Novoselic was fuming over his own party’s difficulty in reaching an internal quorum during a recent fiscal crisis. His comments, the most critical of several choice words that he had shared about his own party yet, sparked rumors that he was considering running for re-election not on a Democratic ticket, but as a proposed “Libertarian Grange” nominee. Uncertainty over Novoselic’s political future was soon compounded by Kurt Cobain expressing interest in running for President in a March 2019 Tumbleweed Media interview, saying “If I did [run], it’d be on a mental wellness platform, and I’d maybe ask Krist if he wanted to be my running mate.”…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    JERRY LITTON, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, IS DEAD AT 81

    …The Litton family’s spokesperson did not specify the former Vice President’s cause of death, only mentioning that it was “related” to recent hospital visits. Those visits had led to speculation that Litton was suffering either from a return of cancer, or from the long-term effects of SARS. Litton survived cancer in 1995 and again in 2008, and had tested positive for SARS in early 2003 but had seemingly recovered…

    The Washington Post, 3/28/2019



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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    “Eritrea could learn something from the Yemens. South Yemen, which is farther north than North Yemen and should be called East Yemen, and North Yemen, which should be called West Yemen, given how they are on the map, are divided, but they are stronger because of it. Sure, the occasional war breaks out over where their borderlines should be, but once that’s finally settled the fighting should stop. But what I want to say is that the non-communist Yemen, North Yemen, got rudimentary free markets in the post-SARS era, so it’s a decentralized version of its former self, and it’s only benefited its government and its people. And their people are able to vote on which communists are elected to their congress, The Supreme People’s Council, thanks to an Election Board that almost always accepted the people’s choices. Almost always. But still, they’re better off than Eritrea’s dictatorship, which has neither basic free markets nor free elections! Meanwhile, North Yemen, the one near Djibouti, makes profit as a transportation hub for ships passing through the Red Sea. Eritrea’s dictatorship could also pick up on some of that trade cash cow if some explained the profitability of international commerce to their leader.”

    – contributor Bill Kristol, KNN segment on the Russia-Eritrea Scandal, 3/30/2019 broadcast



    CHIEF JUSTICE CHAIKA ORDERS PROSECUTOR-GENERAL RELEASE DETAILS OF CONTROVERSIAL REVIEW BOARD

    The Motherland Times, Russian newspaper, 4/4/2019



    GRAMMER ANNOUNCES PLAN TO PLACE REMAINING SURPLUS INTO SOCIAL SECURITY

    …Cabinet and cabinet-level departments of the federal government received slices of the surplus pie after weeks of members of Grammer’s cabinet reportedly meeting repeatedly with the President. The remaining $15billion left of the $32billion surplus from late February will be allotted to the OASDI program, invested into Social Security to extent its “depletion date” feared by conservative analysts and pundits, including SBA Administrator Dave Ramsey (R-TN). The exact distribution will be laid out in the congressional budget for the 2019-2020 fiscal year, which congress has scheduled to be released in June of this year...

    The New York Times, 4/5/2019



    …Republicans in congress locked horns with another country in April 2019 when US Senator Mae Beavers called for denying Iraq “Most Favored Nation” Status due to “their history of cultural, ethnic, and religious controversies.” Iraqi Prime Minister Hussain al-Shahristani called the proposal “hypocritical,” saying “every nation on Earth would be justified in doing the same to America on the exact same grounds!”

    In international economic relations and international politics, most favored nation (MFN) is a status or level of treatment accorded by one state to another in international trade. The term means the country which is the recipient of this treatment must nominally receive equal trade advantages as the "most favored nation" by the country granting such treatment (trade advantages include low tariffs or high import quotas). In effect, a country that has been accorded MFN status may not be treated less advantageously than any other country with MFN status by the promising country. [10]

    In order to avoid accusations of favoritism within the Middle East from sprouting up, Grammer vidcalled al-Shahristani and apologized for the Senator’s “unprofessional” remarks, even though Beavers herself never apologized for voicing her “isolationist” proposal…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    FRESHMAN CONGRESSMAN BACKS “FREER” US-JAPAN TRADE

    …Clyde Kusatsu (b. 1948, D-CA), former National VP of thru SAG-AFTRA L.A. Local from 2013 to 2018, is a former actor and trade union leader of Japanese descent who believes that Japan “can and will” play fairly if granted more tariff-free trade options…

    The San Francisco Chronicle, 4/12/2019



    GRAMMER VETOES MAJOR SPENDING BILL!

    …Democrats in the Senate managed to scrape away enough GOP votes to pass the bill, only for the President to buck Congress’ effort to turn it into national law. “The President’s veto will very likely not be overridden; we just don’t have enough votes for it,” explains US Senate Minority Whip William Tong (D-CT). “Grammer claims that the veto is to stand up for libertarianism, but it’s clear that he is actually just doing this to oppose and obstruct the actions and progress of the Democratic party, similarly to how former Speaker McMaster used to.”…

    The Washington Post, 4/14/2019



    Prosecutor-General Launches Probe Into Chief Justice Chaika’s Former Business Connections

    …the announcement comes just two days after the Prosecutor-General released a copy of the report made by the justice department’s controversial review board earlier this year. The cop instead is controversial for omitting multiple paragraphs, which the Kremlin spokesperson stated was due to said passages containing “classified contents and other sensitive” information…

    The Motherland Times, Russian newspaper, 4/17/2019



    T.G.T. IDENTITY REVEALED!

    …with Tommy Gun Thompson working on a movie deal, it was inevitable that his beans would be spilled! It turns out that criminal-turned-collaborator T.G.T. is neither a Tommy nor a Thomspon; the notorious gun smuggler was born Matthew Bevan Cox on July 7, 1969 in Florida [11]. Thompson/Cox began his life of crime as a manipulator of documentation. FBI documents leaked ontech shows that he was suspected of committing bank fraud, ID theft, and passport fraud, and was about to be put under surveillance when he seemingly disappeared in 1992. Thompson/Cox did not describe his early life in his best-selling autobiography, instead describing how he entered the gun smuggling game in 1992 at age 23, because “my post-college income, working as an insurance agent, was low, and the job itself was boring.” Thompson/Cox claims that this led to him becoming a travel agent, and eventually made contact with the criminal underworld amid ongoing drug smuggling in Nicaragua, Colombia and Mexico during this time period... It is currently unknown how these revelations will impact film production going forward…

    The Los Angeles Times, 4/19/2019



    IN HORIZON’S BLUE

    Premiered: April 20, 2019
    Genre(s): sci-fi/fantasy/horror/hidden history/action

    Directed by: Uwe Boll
    Written by: Norman Morrill and Uwe Boll
    Produced by: Dean Heyde and Uwe Boll

    Cast:
    A. J. Clutterbuck as Richard Schirmacher
    Gotz Otto as Capt. Alfred Ritscher
    Raoul Bova as Ernst Hermann
    Vincent Ricotta as Hans
    Michael Cullen as Schultz
    Peta Sergeant as Herzog

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    Believing the “Hollow Earth” theory is real, Hitler sends out a team of explorers to search Antarctica for an opening to the subterranean world described in Edward Bulwer-Lytton’s “Vril.” Reaching Queen Maud Land in 1939, the team, led by Capt. Alfred Ritscher (loosely based on the real person), quickly lays a claim to “New Swabia” and begin survey flights of the surrounding areas.

    That evening, Ritscher explains to his First Mate, Richard Schirmacher (also loosely based on the real person) that their mission is based on reports of children with green skin coming from a sunless land being documented in Woolpit, England and Banjos, Spain [12]. Through a flashback, he explains how he was part of a secret team of Nazis who visited the site of the latter sighting during the Spanish Civil War, and discovered a cave containing a map of tunnel networks indicating large openings at the Earth’s poles. From this, Hitler and other Nazis hypothesized that earthquakes are really the shockwaves of “excavation bombs” going off during the construction of such tunnels. Schirmacher is hesitant to agree with this theory.

    The film jumps to 1942, where the two men and a team of others are now on an undocumented second voyage to New Swabia at the height of World War Two. On one unspecified day, one of the survey planes is lost and the team follow the trail made by its leaking fuel line. They follow it to a large tunnel in the group that the team spelunkers down and uncover a long dark tunnel. Continuing further downward into the tunnel, they team, led by its speleology experts, find the remains of the plane and pilot, but Ritscher, believing this is indeed the entrance to the Hollow Earth that they are looking for, forces the team, almost at gunpoint, to continue to travel into the tunnel.

    After a montage showing the length and depth of the tunnel, and that it has taken the crew days to traverse it, the men are growing concerned of the passage becoming smaller and smaller. One of the team members, Ernst Hermann, panics and attempts a mutiny, leading to he and Schirmacher fighting over a shotgun that is accidently fired. Ricocheting off the rocks, the bullet causes the ground beneath them to give way, causing them to fall down a great distance before entering what seems to be a dead end. Furious, Ritscher angrily pushes on a rock that falls back, revealing light behind it. The team crawls through the narrow opening and enter a subterranean world with a small bright orb in its “sky,” which Ritscher dubs a “mini-sun.”

    Exploring the vegetation, the men soon come across the fresh corpse of a human-like creature twice their size and wearing a militaristic uniform. Climbing a nearby ledge for a better view of what sounds like a battle raging on in the distance, they discover that this world is dominated by 12-foot-tall demon-like humanoid creatures of uncertain origin in the middle of a very destructive war, with steampunk-like aerial and land-based vessels firing upon one another and large mushroom-shaped explosions going off in the far distance.

    Horrified by the thought that if the team, and their entrance into the hollow earth are discovered by these giants, they will break out and take over the surface world. With Hermann’s help, Schirmacher mutinies again Ritscher (who believes that the seemingly-emotionless “Man-Gods” and the Nazis will rule the surface “and the galaxy…together”), knocking him unconscious and returning to the tunnel with a large technologically-advanced device pulled from the corpse of the soldier giant. The film cuts to a larger section of the tunnel, where Schirmacher detonates one of the giant’s explosives in order to seal in the entrance. In doing so, the device is destroyed and the team is almost killed as the explosion is larger than they expected it to be.

    Upon reaching the surface, Ritscher swears he will have Schirmacher hung for treason upon their return to Berlin. The subsequent skirmish causes a rockslide that buries the entrance to the tunnel. When the team finally arrives in Europe, they discover that it is 1945 and must seek asylum in Spain as the allies seek out remaining Nazis. They conclude that time must “run faster” the subterranean world, as they believed that they had only been gone for three months, not three years. Nevertheless, with the war lost, along with seemingly all evidence of the subterranean world being gone as well, Ritscher threatens to “somehow” have Schirmacher put on trial on fabricated allegations of sabotage, but the rest of the team comes to Schirmacher’s defense, and the captain finally relents, though not after a one-on-one shootout.

    The film ends with Schirmacher attending Ritscher’s funeral in 1963. A sliver of the technologically-advanced device, the only piece not lost during the trip, is placed on his tombstone. The device fragment begins to glow like it had before just before the screen cuts to black and the end credits roll.

    Reception:

    The film was heavily criticized for its historical, geographical, and scientific inaccuracies. The film also inaccurately portrayed major aspects of the Vril and Hollow Earth ideas. Critics panned the “nonsensical plot” and confusing ending, and criticized the poor acting and CRI effects. Critics and audiences complained about the film spending too much time in poorly-lit caves and tunnels, and not enough time exploring the land of the giants, with Richard Roeper remarking “this is not even interesting enough of a film to be one of those movies that is ‘dumb but in a good way’” and calling its plot “a poorly-researched hodgepodge of pseudo-scientific gobbledygook.” Audiences complained that the film was “a letdown even by Boll standards,” and criticized the character’s actions as “nonsensical,” especially “the protagonists just agreeing to travel back to Berlin with the captain they just mutinied against because they think they can win him over during the trip - a trip we don’t even get to see,” as one top-liked ontech reviewer put it. The film was considered a box office bomb, with the production studio reportedly losing “millions” on its release.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1:

    The film has developed a very small cult following among white supremacists, leading to the film being banned in Germany and even its director distancing himself from the project, calling the movie “the only mistake I’ve ever made.”

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    MICHAEL CHE (Weekend Update co-host): “US Treasury Secretary Gary Johnson today praised President Grammer’s vetoing of a bill to expand the Endangered Species Act, with a bizarre ramble on T.O.N. about the importance of keeping nature both alone and in line, and about how certain animals are simply destined to die. For more on this, here’s Secretary Gary Johnson!”

    Richard ROXBURGH (guest star, portraying GARY JOHNSON): “Hey, [pant] great to [pant] be here.”

    CHE: “Oh, you okay? You sound out of breath.”

    ROXBURGH: “Well, I did [pant] run all the way [pant] here from D.C., Michael.”

    CHE: “Right, because you’re a health nut.”

    ROXBURGH: “No, because I refuse to take public transportation.” [during pause for laughter, takes gulp from a Beachrat Energy drink. “Yeah, that’s the stuff. Now don’t get me wrong, Michael, I do love to cycle and run. Why do you think I don’t have any eyebrows? I’m more aerodynamic without them! But the maglev trains of the eastern seaboard are a slippery slope. First it’s trains on only one rail, then it’ll be cyclists on only one bicycle. Then all cyclist will have to share. And sharing isn’t libertarian!”

    CHE: “Well, then how about backing the expanding of the Endangered Species Act to protect the libertarianism of animals? Animals don’t pay taxes, thus animals are libertarian.”

    ROXBURGH: “Because maximum government means minimum freedom, Michael. Regulations don’t make people responsible, it just takes people super-good at getting around red tape. We can’t let environmental oppression happen, because if it does, both humans and animals will suffer the consequences of excessive government intervention.”

    CHE: “But Gary, species may die without proper protection.”

    ROXBURGH: “No protection?”

    CHE: “Nope, none.”

    ROXBURGH: “Then here’s the answer – arm the animals. Strap knives to the wings of geese. Wire pistols to the antlers of deer. That should keep their homes and themselves protected from hunters and developers. And it'll be a boost to gun sellers, too! That’s what you call libertarianism! Whoo! I am so pumped up!”

    MICHAEL CHE (Weekend Update co-host): “That guy’s been hanging out with Harley Brown for too long.”

    – transcript segment, “Weekend Update” sketch, SNL, Saturday 4/27/2019



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    – thumbnail for a video covering the 2017 Pinnacle-Sirena Collision and the then-ongoing legal proceedings stemming from it, uploaded to ourvids.co.can by The Technet Historian, 28/4/2019



    TOP TEN FAST FOOD FRIES, RANKED

    The burger accompaniments known as fries has always been a welcomed addition to pretty much any meal, or even as the center of attention of one’s taste buds. However, their versatile use in dishes, diverse ways of being made, and wide array of complimentary condiments make for not all fries being equal. But, after analyzing the fries of the top ten fast food chains that sell them – from Arby’s to Zantigo – we can confidently present the following ranking list:

    1 – McDonald’s – Sometimes, you just can’t beat the classics; this fast food giant’s Shoestring Fries have become the iconic go-to image of what any fry looks like; but decades-long brand recognition does not trick people into thinking these are delicious; it’s the real deal here.

    2 – Arby’s – The chain’s glorious Curly Fries may be too fancy for some squares, with their heavenly internal fluff and coat of orangey spice; well, that’s just their loss and everyone else’s gain.

    3 – Chick-fil-A – Their circular Waffle Fries pair up nicely with pretty much anything, and the ridged texture allow them to retain much of whatever you dunk them into, be it a dip, sauce, condiment or even smoothie.

    4 – Zantigo – This taco chain’s classic and beloved Nacho Fries are known for being hard to resist; plowing through a biodegradable cup of these is a common side effect of eating here.

    5 – Whataburger – Their Whatafries go great with the chain’s beefy burger, but the simple and savory sticks compliment any item on their menu.

    6 – Culver’s – Crinkle Cuts are distinguishable from other fries with the unique seasoning blend infused into them, allowing them to taste great with the chain’s cheese curds, frozen custard, and other concoctions.

    7 – KFC – Secret Recipe fries, offered alongside Secret Recipe Potato Wedges and the much older Classic Potato Wedges, were not part of Colonel Sanders’ original design for the menu but are a welcomed addition to it, even by “purist” KFC fans; introduced only a year ago, it turns out that applying The Colonel’s classic 11 Secret Herbs and Spices to fries is a brilliant idea – probably the company’s best ideas in years.

    8 – White Castle – This chains Crinkle-Cuts, while similar to Culver’s fries, differ in regards to quality control; you can always rely on White Castle to serve up these servings of deep fried goodness, but them almost always serving up a least one underdone fry in each serving bumps them down on this list.

    9 – Popeyes – One can’t go wrong with Cajun Fries, the somewhat-spicy pepper-flecked sheen of orangey culinary transcendence sold at this chain.

    10 – Wendy’s – This “sister” of KFC sells perfectly pleasant “Thick Cut” Fries that harness the power of sea salt to offer delightful dining delicacies, but their reputation for fries with some flimsiness to them puts them at a disadvantage when compared to those on the rest of this list.

    – thriller.co.usa, 4/29/2019



    …Governor Flores today reversed former Governor Randy Quaid’s 2016 state law denying heating and air conditioning to confirmed sexual predators serving time in Nevada jails…

    – KELY (1230 kHz) news/talk AM radio, Ely, Nevada, 4/30/2019 broadcast



    RICHARD GREEN LUGAR DIES AT 87

    …the longtime US Senator and 1988 Republican nominee for Vice President passed away from complications of chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy…

    The Washington Post, 5/1/2019



    SURVEY: KFC Customer Base Is “Diverse,” “Bipartisan”

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    …both Democrats and Republicans sink their teeth or dentures into the soft birds at KFC…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 5/4/2019



    PROJECT DAYBREAK
    (released in the U.K. as DIMENSIONAL HUSKS)

    Premiered: May 7, 2019
    Genre(s): action/sci-fi/time-travel/philosophy/dramedy

    Directed by: Lee Toland Krieger
    Written by: Salvador Paskowitz and David X. Cohen
    Produced by: Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Mark Canton

    Cast: See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    Guy Vernon (Mandy Patinkin) is a scientist in an intense rivalry with fellow scientist Petros Andros (Lee Evans) at an unnamed university. Andros may be promoted after his latest work wins several accolades and awards. Enraged and fueled by their bitter rivalry, and after years of research and testing, Vernon unlocks the secret to time travel and immediately uses it to go back in time to split up his rival’s parents so that his rival is never born. However, when he travels back to the present, he has a new rival (Vivica A. Fox) who is of different gender, ethnicity, appearance and background, but has the exact same personality, morals and ideas as his rival in the original timeline. He tries to alter the timeline again by travelling back through time again and splitting up this new rival’s parents, only for another rival (Jim Gaffigan) to have taken Andros’ place in this third timeline. Similarly, but not fully focused on, his assistant (Maddie Blaustein) keeps trying to show him something important.

    After several more trips back through time, Vernon speculates about the nature of fate and destiny, as each time he travels back into time he tries to make it so he doesn’t have a rival, only for Divine Intervention to always course-correct history, probably because his rivalry is what drove him to discover time travel in the first place. He speculates further that his rival exists in some form or another because “we are all destined to be born, in one body or another. Just because you remove the mortal husk doesn’t mean you remove the soul from coming into existence.” On another trip back into time, Vernon kills his rival at the age 20. But when he returns to the present, his rival is twenty years younger, which Vernon then speculates is because “the soul just inhabited a newer newly-formed husk.” The trip after this exhausts him, prompting him to retire for the day. Returning home, he discover that his friendly neighbor (Jane Lynch) now despises him, because in this new timeline, she has three children instead of two, with the new third child being Vernon’s rival.

    Vernon returns to his office the next day, defeated, and determined to resign from the university in disgrace for tampering with time travel and predetermination. However, before he can do so, his assistant finally manages to reveal to him evidence she discovered proving that his rival had plagiarized his latest work, which is what his assistants across the timelines kept discovering and trying to show him the whole time (it was never explicitly shown if his assistant was a different person each time, due to their face being obscured or the camera not focusing on them until this point in the film). Vernon presents this evidence to the school, leading to his rival (the last version being portrayed by Steve Buschemi) being fired.

    Reception:

    The film experienced a modest performance at the box office and received lukewarm-to-positive reviews from critics, with its witty writing often being singled out for its ability to successfully balance sci-fi elements with philosophical contemplation. It currently has a cult following that is “small, but growing.”

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    “…With bipartisan support and bipartisan opposition, congress has struck down a proposed bill to lower the National Minimum Drinking Age from 22 to 18. The drinking age, established in the 1980s under President Denton, has in recent years been scrutinized heavily by libertarian Republicans such as Senator Rand Paul of North Carolina, who have in the past proposed removing the national limit altogether and letting drinking ages be established at the state level. This latest bill to lower the NMDA, however, was introduced by Democrats who argued that its limit was 22 is no longer necessary, in light of the rise in semi-self-driving cars and historic drops in drunk-driving incidents due to a rise in public transportation use in many urban areas. However, the combination of progressive Democrats, libertarian Republicans, and pro-States Rights Republicans were unable to convince other lawmakers, especially many in the GOP who credit the NMDA for the slight drop in alcohol-related incidents on college campuses across the US over the past three decades..”

    – CBS Evening News, 5/11/2019 broadcast



    AMERICAN PIE SELLS FOR $2.1M

    …Don McLean is the singer-songwriter best known for his 1971 hit single “American Pie,” an 8.5-minute folk rock song with abstract lyrics of unspecified meaning. Considered an iconic song of the era, the original manuscript for it, containing the lyrics and sheet music, was sold today at Christie’s New York for a whopping $2.1m. …Most believe McLean’s single concerns the loss of innocence of the early rock and roll generation at the turn of the 1960s decade, with the deaths of Buddy Holly, Richie Valence and The Big Bopper in a plane crash working almost as a prelude to the chaos and innocence lost in The Cuba War of the 1960s and the shoutnik movement that was born out of it. However, the song also touches on the music scene of the rest of the 1960s and on the Ms. Arkansas Scandal’s subsequent 1970 Arkwave. For example, the lyrics describing a Queen checkmating a King may refer to the Ms. Arkansas Scandal being described at the time as upending male dominance in American society, and the line refering to “dirt under the board” may be a reference to the social movement exposing acts of sexual pestering…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 5/15/2019



    NASA CONTRACT WITH GLENN HORIZONS SPARKS DIVERSE REACTIONS IN INDUSTRY; Allies, Rivals Seek Further Details

    …the exclusive $3.5billion contract to help NASA return to the front of the space industry with the planned launch of a “Lunar Bot Hub” was finalized after NASA Director J. Preston Bezos and the private space company negotiated contract specifics for weeks, after Glenn Horizons won an intense bidding process...

    – popularscience.co.usa, 5/19/2019



    WALESA BECOMES POLAND’S NEW PRESIDENT

    …Poland’s President-elect Jaroslaw Leszek Walesa (b. 1976), a “pragmatic” politician of the Solidarity Party was sworn into office today. …On May 2, Walesa won the race to succeed the increasingly unpopular incumbent President Krystyna Bochenck of the Civility Party. Walesa’s final challenger was Jerzy Szmajdzinski (b. 1954) of the Democratic Left Alliance, after all other candidates failing to achieve more than 4% of the total national vote…

    The Daily Telegraph, 5/23/2019



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    – actor/writer/comedian/producer/filmmaker Bagel Pizzazz announcing the formation of Liberty Bell Studios, an independent film company, 5/25/2019 (Pizzazz was criticized for using an outdated 50-star flag at the announcement); Liberty Bell Studios, formed in response to the problems Pizzazz and others had with “the fakeness and greediness” of Hollywood, was established as a means of supporting independent actors and filmmakers, but would develop a distribution partnership with the larger Tumbleweed Media company in early 2021



    JAPAN’S TAKUMA SATO WINS INDY 500; US’s Alex Rossi Comes In Second, France’s Simon Pagenaud In Third

    The Indianapolis Star, 5/26/2019



    THE FUTURE IS NOW: The First 3D-Printed Car Enters Production!

    …the expensive European sports car will not exactly be dominating American highways systems any time soon, but the feat nevertheless demonstrates the limitless capabilities of this technology…

    – popularmechanics.co.usa/news, 5/28/2019



    …In May 2019, after roughly five years at the helm, Director Bezos informed the President of his decision to leave NASA to take over as the head of Star Vapor, a space company co-founded by Martin Eberhard, a years-long ally of his. Bezos explained that this position would give him a greater ability to influence the private sector aspect of the future of space travel. Grammer was reluctant to see him. Bezos had helped restore the reputation of the Administration after the controversial McAfee years, and had successfully overseen numerous programs and projects. But ultimately, Grammer accepted Bezos’ decision, and anticipated Bezos’ resignation, which was not announced until roughly two months later, allowing ample time for the administration to search for a suitable and qualified replacement…

    – researcher R. Cargill Hall’s Impact: The History of NASA, Dover Publications, 2018 edition



    Merchant’s New Hit “Summer Conditions” Reaches No. 1 On The US Billboard Hot 100

    …Natalie Merchant was a prominent member of the Riot Grrrl scene of the early-to-mid 1990s [13], composing and singing several hits in the alt-rock genre. Though active in music since 1981, she was best known for a string of hits released in the mid-to-late 1990s, and for being a major part of the American efforts to replicate the UK’s “The Scene That Compliments Itself” music scene. Later she branched out into pop rock, “bubble,” and even folk rock with songs like “These are the days,” bringing in new fans and followers...

    – tumbleweed.co.usa/music/news, 6/1/2019



    “Never stop fighting for what you believe in. Take every avenue for change that there is. Support unions; confront and challenge or coordinate with legislators; march with the marginalized communities; donate to and volunteer for positive and pragmatic organizations; encouraging others to read literature that will open their minds, open their hearts and open their ears to your views.”

    – Janie Fine, Harvard University commencement speech, 6/3/2019



    Greg KELLY (Co-Host): “Just us now for the in-studio analysis we have Minister Mark Burns. Hello, Mark, how are you?”

    Minister J. Mark BURNS (guest): “I’m already. I’m doing better than American values are doing in Maine, at least.”

    KELLY: “Yes, what do you think of Maine Governor Dill’s efforts to have religious organizations pay taxes the same way that non-religious groups do?”

    BURNS: “I think it’s a sad sign of what’s happening in places across the country and that this sort of thing could have been nipped in the bud years ago. I used to work with the late, great Billy McCormack, who ran for President in 1988, when it appeared that America had lost its moral compass. He was good friends with a man named Pat Robertson, who operated many Christian organizations and was a prominent member of McCormack’s presidential campaign’s inner circle. [14] And Robertson and I agree that this all began in the early 1990s, and that only by electing truly Christian people to public offices can we fight back against this anti-Christianity tide.”

    – THN, 6/7/2019 broadcast



    “I’ve been involved in efforts to restore the middle-class to its former glory for years now, and I’ve seen so many ideas and projects to make it happens during my work with labor unions across this great country of ours, especially in the Midwest and in the suburbs. Take malls, for example. Across the country, they are being repurposed into churches, office complexes, hotels, apartments, even ‘malltels’ – motels inside of functioning malls. They’re being turned into affordable housing units, indoor sports centers, edutainment centers, R&D testing centers, factories, warehouses, production facilities, art galleries, theater complexes. We can do that all here in Ohio. Or we could just demolish them. But guess what? The people have a say in the matter. They have a choice. They can control what gets done for their communities. They can do that by voicing their opinion. And in an election, your vote is your voice. So vote, vote, vote!”

    – Andrew Yang (D-OH), speech excerpt, 6/10/2019 rally



    15 June 2019: On this day in history, the US’s NASA launches the space probe Examiner to study solar wind in an effort to discover how such streams of charged particles work in space and how they may relate to space travel in the future; being massive in size (16m long, 5.3m wide, and almost exactly 15,000kg heavy), it is the largest non-manned object that NASA has ever launched into space.

    – onthisdayinhistory.co.uk



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    – US President Kelsey Grammer, temporarily returning to the clean-shaven look, smiles while looking upward to the probe Examiner being launched, Cape Canaveral, Florida, 6/15/2019



    …as the 2020 election neared, the undeclared Democratic candidates for President were often quick to chime in on the issues of the day, from the legalization of all recreational drugs, to tighter FDA inspections for food production, to police precinct reform and Justice Departments investigating in-field police misconduct. The strength and pull of foreign policy bona fides took a back burner as these domestic issues garnered more news coverage during the summer of 2019...

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    “When I got into politics, I was initially very frustrated by how everyone wanted me to go pussyfooting around, tiptoeing around like everybody was fragile, like nobody’s ever heard of colorful language before. But soon I realized that you can still be your honest self while still making yourself look good, you know, look professional. So I was careful not to swear in front of children and to not say, for example, Jewish jokes in front of Jewish people. And the same thing for other groups too. I figured that, well, people probably don’t say mean things about bikers to their faces because it ticks us off; that’s probably what I had been doing to a lot of people, tickin’ them off. Now I usually never mean to do that, but too often people take things the wrong way. My Harleyisms aren’t for everyone. But, more to the point, the things, I think the constant talk about my personality is distracting people from knowing what great things I have done for my state and for my country, for the great achievements that I have accomplished during my life, in Korea, in Boise, and in Washington. So when I make my presidential candidacy official in a short while, I want you to all to know that I am going to focus on the issues, and avoid efforts by the liberal media leaders to goad me into making off-the-cuff Harleyisms and gaffing things up.”

    – Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID), private meeting with major Republican donors, 1 Observatory Circle, 6/21/2019



    “…charges will be brought against the two police officers who shot and killed two 17-year-old high school students back in February…”

    – CBS Evening News, 6/25/2019 broadcast



    …After two years of finding the best location, hiring the best contractors, and performing additional duties (or, more often than not, handing them over to his assistants, Don broke ground on “the future site of the Trump Megatower.” Found in Fairfield, Connecticut, Don wanted to expand into an area between New York City and Boston, where high-end urban dwellers could escape to upscale apartments, hotel rooms, and offices with a lovely view of the shoreline. Furthermore, with The Trump Organization’s newest real estate project being planned to cap out at exactly 700 feet, Trump MEGA-Tower will be the tallest building in Connecticut, surpassing the state’s City Place I, which is only 537 feet tall. “This is just one of those things where Don knows he can’t run with the big dogs, so he’s setting this up so he can at least be a big fish in a small pond,” ranted Don’s ex-wife Sarah…

    – Kate Bohner’s The Art of The Don: The Unofficial Biography of Donald Trump, Times Books, 2020 edition



    President Grammer’s Approval Ratings:
    APPROVE: 53%
    DISAPPROVE: 41%
    UNCERTAIN: 6%

    Vice President Brown’s Approval Ratings:
    DISAPPROVE: 46%
    APPROVE: 43%
    UNCERTAIN: 11%

    – Gallup, 6/28/2019 poll



    NIKOLAYEV SCANDAL BOMBSHELL LANDS WITH A BANG!: Eritrea’s Former National Security Advisor Alleges Nikolayev And Ephrem “Were In Full Control Of The Situation”

    The New York Post, 6/30/2019



    SOURCE(S)/NOTE(S)
    [1] I based this idea on the fact that Massachusetts’ Legal Sea Foods (a fish market founded 1950 and that expanded into a casual dining seafood restaurant in 1968) has been serving their clam chowder at every Presidential inauguration to represent Massachusetts since 1981 in OTL (and since 1977 ITTL)!
    [2] based on the last chapter’s poll’s results.
    [3] Italicized lines were pulled from here: https://www.cityandstateny.com/arti...ed-choice-voting-will-work-new-york-city.html
    [4] Grammer’s OTL comment: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/02/08/john-mahoney-kelsey-grammer-frasier-dead/
    [5] Some phrases and partial parts of passages were politely pulled from his OTL obituary: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/s...?n=joseph-a-buttigieg&pid=191400113&fhid=7050
    [6] Previously mentioned in Chapter 67.
    [7] Weddington was previously mentioned in 1969 and 1984.
    [8] OTL joke from the “Harleyisms” page of his 2014 website: https://web.archive.org/web/20210119015916/http://www.governorharley.com/default.htm
    [9] Italicized parts are OTL quotes pulled from here: https://web.archive.org/web/20201112035531/https://www.governorharley.com/harleyism.htm
    [10] Entire italicized paragraph pulled from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_favoured_nation
    [11] This guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Cox
    [12] Both OTL claims: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit and http://anomalyinfo.com/Stories/1887-august-green-children-banjos
    [13] Yeah, I definitely could have and should have mentioned her way back in the 1990s chapters.
    [14] So, yeah, Pat’s less prominent here.

    Also, @PNWKing:
    “I suspect Lando Sanders is Steve Jobs, just based on the clue that he was adopted, as Steve was” – Steve was born in 1955; it’s been stated that Lando was born in 1959; two of Lando’s children are adopted, he himself was not.
    Rebecca Sugar – would they still be born in 1987, 55 years after TTL’s POD?
    Lily Singh – would they still be born in 1988, 56 years after TTL’s POD?
    Rachel Scott – mentioned briefly in Chapter 115 (she’s the co-author of one of the “sources,” a book on the US’s NIA)
    Rupert Murdoch – mentioned before in the 1990s chapters as having a feud with Robert Maxwell until the latter’s death several years later than in OTL; Murdoch’s influence is mostly confined to Australia, NZ, Canada and the UK, due to the US restoring the FCC Fairness Doctrine during the 2000s.
    Lewis Black – politically-involved comedian/writer, similar to OTL; he was a third-party candidate for governor of Florida in November 2018 (he was on list of gubernatorial election results in the Chapter 116)
    Carly Simon – pretty much the same as in OTL; were there any specific songs you were interesting in knowing about?
    Adam Schlesinger – award-winning songwriter and record producer involved in the alt-rock, razor rock, reeflex rock and “bubble” scenes of the 1980s and 1990s; he’s not as prominent as he was then, but he’s still active and successful in the music scene behind the scenes.
    Gene Shalit – still a film critic and book critic on NBC from 1970 to 2010, pretty much like in OTL
    Siskel and Ebert – very similar to OTL, with Siskel getting a slightly earlier diagnosis of cancer and living lost enough to help Ebert through the early months of his own cancer problems upon being diagnosed in late 2001. Siskel passed away in mid-2002 but from the cancer, not from SARS as some initial reports claimed. Due to America having UHC ITTL, Ebert’s June 2006 happens a bit earlier and is done in a way that does not cause a carotid artery to burst, and so he does not lose his voice until 2011, from other complications, and he passes away in 2015, age 73, shortly after reviewing the third Trump-Wiseau film and giving it his last “two thumbs down.”

    And @Ogrebear:
    Iacocca wanted to be buried in his home state, similarly to how RFK wanted to be buried in Massachusetts IOTL.
    NRA leadership never got taken over by radicals ITTL, and so they still focus much of their time on gun safety here.
    According to my research, the neighboring states and Canada were not as severely impacted by the heat wave as Chicago was; it was bad, but for The Windy City it was worse.
    The 1995 Mutant basically had a bunch of “unknowns” in the cast along with 1990s staples such as Edward Norton, Matt Frewer, Geena Davis, Ken Wahl, Angela Bassett, Robert Davi, and Harley Jane Kozak.
    Yes, Turner-Kennedy Broadcasting purchased the rights to Count Duckula among other shows in competition with T.O.N.
    Since the Colonel’s been dead for five years at this point: archival footage of Colonel Sanders is shown on a TV monitor near the beginning of the film, along with a photoshopped image showing the main character shaking his hand.
    Thank you for the comments, they’re very much appreciated; better late than never I guess!



    The Next Chapter’s E.T.A.: May 30 at the very latest!
     
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  • Chapter 118: July 2019 – December 2019

    “The highest form of appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”

    – John F. Kennedy (OTL/TTL)



    …As the pre-primary season began in America, a multitude of issues began to be discussed in earnest by the Presidential hopefuls. Pension reform, repealing Taft-Hartley, lowering military spending back to Jackson-Wellstone levels, defend and protecting labor unions, improving LOSHA (passed under President Sanders but amended extensively over the years), income inequality, and collective bargaining all had their moments on major network television and on the campaign trail…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    …At the start of the campaign, I wanted to go after the Federal Reserve, but Lisa Marie, who took charge of my campaign from the get-go, thought it was much more important that we galvanize the voters that felt ignored and disaffected. Voters that Republicans had failed to notice and that Democrats had been ignoring. A part of that was my image, but another, more cerebral part of that was my campaign’s tax plan. I’ll admit it, I’m not much of a numbers guy unless we’re talking about sports stats, motorcycle stats, or military stats, but luckily, Presidents don’t run the Treasury Department. The US Secretary of the Treasury does that. So when my campaign wrote up my tax plan, I went over it with the best fiscal experts the GOP has, and they approved it, so I approved it. Basically, it calls for a flat tax, clear across the board, plus eliminating the national payroll tax. It’s kind of like what libertarians often say, “Minimum taxation, maximum freedom,” or however it goes…

    – Harley Brown’s Riding Through Hell (a.k.a. Congress): The Political Career of Harley Davidson Brown (So Far), Simon & Schuster, 2020



    GOVERNOR SCRUTINIZED FOR MAX WORK HOURS

    …Governor Kumar Barve (D-MD) signed legislation into law establishing maximum limits on working hours per week for employees working in the state of Maryland, saying “government has responsibilities too large for any one individual or local community to oversee on their own. Combating wage theft, like protect communities and preserving our natural resources, requires constructive intervention at the state and federal levels.”…

    The Wall Street Journal, 7/10/2019



    CANDIDATES STAY PEACEFUL IN EARLY PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

    ...the debate, formatted similarly to a roundtable discussion, was held far early than is typical for the Presidential season due to the high number of Democratic candidates who have formally launched their bids unusually early this season.

    After a random drawing, Congressperson Lewinsky began the debate’s opening statements with the forward-thinking message, “We need to prepare for the world of tomorrow!” Governor Pritt piggybacked off this with the comment, “It’s not enough to prepare our children for the jobs of tomorrow. We also need to help people who are working right now to adjust to the changing ways of our economy so they don’t get left behind and so America doesn’t fall behind other rising global powers like China and India.”

    All of the candidates agreed that the nation’s Top Marginal Tax Rate needs to be risen, but differed on how greatly. The candidates also disagreed on specifics concerning how to pay for federal spending on “green” infrastructure projects, debating to feasibility of applying new technology to highways, bridges, country roads, public transit, EVs and Maglevs, airports and seaports. Half of the candidates voiced support for using private contracts, while the other half favored better tax reform.

    Governor Weaver responded to a question on workforce development with the one-line reply “Should the private sector fail, government must prevail.” The comment was criticized by Senator Suozzi, who called it a “superficial buzzline” before promoting his own record on backing R&D in government and in the private sector. The candidates also discussed manufacturing and small business woes, with Governor Moore swearing that unemployment rates would drop even further by rejuvenating the Federal Jobs Guarantee and “crack[ing] down” on outsourcing. The FJG was defunded under President Grammer, “making businesses pick up the slack, but the smaller the businesses, the more slack they have to pick up,” Moore observed…

    The Washington Post, 7/12/2019



    …We can now confirm that Russia’s economy has indeed crashed; the markets have collapsed, and after two consecutive fiscal quarters of economic decline, we can say that Russia is in a state of recession…

    – KNN Breaking News, 7/15/2019 broadcast



    …Nikolayev was conflicted about how to respond to the economic “dip” as he called it. All he knew was that with the nation’s eyes now being fixed to the economy and no longer on the “alleged” scandals surrounding his administration, the man could breathe easier. “A weight is now off my chest,” he apparently informed his secretary, “And if we fix the economy and bounce back from this quickly enough, the people will forget all about all of that Eritrea nonsense.”…

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2020



    …Upon closer analysis, it became apparent that the Russians were, essentially, living off borrowed time. The NDRR had not survived the 2013 recession practically unscathed as was initially believed. The recession’s effects on the NDRR economy had nearly been delayed by closed-market factors such as food price control kept stable during the crisis to minimize drops in consumer confidence. But this was a false confidence; six years later, the recession had finally caught up with them…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    CO-ANCHOR 1: Welcome back to our continued coverage of former Vice President Ross’s controversial and divisive rhetoric over the years. Before the commercial break, we were discussing the implication of the following quote: “It’s so important to do something every day that will make you happy.[1] Our panel concluded that this was clearly Ross promoting drug use in schools, since that’s where children are almost every day. But now, let’s look at an even more offensive comment. Roll the clip.

    BOB ROSS (archive footage): “We want happy paintings. Happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news.” [1]

    CO-ANCHOR 2: Oh, now that is just an outright attack on us.

    CO-ANCHOR 1: Yes, that is obviously Mr. Ross promoting his decades-long support of censorship. If Ross decides to run for President again, he is going to have to explain these assaults on the free press of this nation. And can we see the other clip?

    BOB ROSS (archive footage): “That’s a crooked tree. We’ll send him to Washington.” [1]

    CO-ANCHOR 2: Oh my goodness! What kind of thing is that for a politician to say? He’s a former Vice President!

    CO-ANCHOR 1: Exactly! He was sent to Washington! Thus, this is a very clear admission from Bob Ross himself, admitting to anyone who cares to listen to him, that he is crooked – that he is a corrupt elitist and he doesn’t care who knows it!

    CO-ANCHOR 2: Definitely!

    CO-ANCHOR 1: And now, we are legally obligated to adhere to the FCC’s unfair and unconstitutional Fairness Doctrine, and once more present the “Alternate Viewpoint” segment of our program, where we allow some Beltway blaggard to try and fail to defend these comments. Once again, if you want to change the channel or mute the screen or take a snack break or bathroom break, now’s the time to do so. You have 2 full minutes, 120 seconds, we won’t blame or judge you. And now, “Alternate Viewpoint.”

    GUEST 1: Wow. Where do I even begin? First off, all of those clips were from his painting show in the 1980s, before he even entered politics. You can tell because his voice doesn’t have that little gravelly sound in the back from the affects of aging…

    – The Herring Network, 7/19/2019 broadcast



    A NEW LEADER FOR A NEW DECADE: PRC’s Most Powerful Female Politician Is a Leading Candidate To Replace Premier Yang

    The Vice Premier of the People’s Republic of China, Guo Jianmei, is the highest-ranking female politician in the PRC. Formerly the PRC Minister of Health, Jianmei rose to her current position in 2007 for her work in gender equality both nationally and worldwide, and for her coordination efforts to combat SARS earlier in the decade. With Premier Yang Gang expecting to leave office in September (Chinese premiers are limited to a single twelve-year term), Jianmei has become the frontrunner to replace him, as she is popular within the Chinese Communist Party and among the Chinese general population…

    – Associated Press, 7/22/2019



    RADICAL FEMINISTS: Finally, a female dictator!

    ELENA CEAUSESCU: Am I a joke to you?

    UNITED ROMANIA: Yes!

    – text of lafpic posted 7/23/2019



    “CALVIN AND HOBBES: THE MOVIE”? Comic Series Creator Finally Agrees To Movie Deal!

    …Tumbleweed Media has convinced Bill Watterson, the highly reclusive creator of the beloved comic strip series Calvin and Hobbes, to allow for a limited-theatrically-release/ontech downstreamable film of Calvin and Hobbes with final say over the final product. “The theme is going to be childhood, its innocence, its adventure, and its insanity,” says a representative for Watterson. “The conflict will be adulthood-based issues interrupting a family camping trip, causing Calvin to have to face some harsh realities.”

    One rumor ontech claims the film will feature the main characters, a rambunctious little boy named Calvin and his talking toy tiger Hobbes, becoming lost and separated in the woods; another rumor states that the film will finally address the ambiguity of how much control Hobbes has over his own actions, thus questioning the power of imagination.

    Calvin and Hobbes was in syndication from 1985 to 1995, and was wildly popular for its humor and wholesomeness, which was paired with social commentary and philosophical observances. Its creator, who views comics as an art form, has held off on allowing his iconic cartoon characters to be depicted on screen for decades due to his negative views on licensing, along with other issues, saying in a 2001 interview “I want the characters to have whatever voice the reader wants to give them. The pacing of what they’re saying, the way that they’re saying them, are no longer controlled by the readers when something like Snoopy switches from the paper to the screen.” Due to these reservations, technetters believe the unsubstantiated claim that Watterson will either have final say on casting, or will allow people to vote ontech on which auditionees are hired for the roles…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 7/27/2019



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    – US Vice President Harley Davidson Brown (R-ID) visits a hospital for disabled veterans in Atlanta, GA, 7/30/2019



    …one of the largest pieces of immigration legislation in over a decade was attempted in the summer of 2019, with the Democratic-held House attempting to pass a bill to lower legal fines and penalties for immigrants who violated the rules and requirements of their work visas. Grammer agreed to sign it in exchange for Democrats approving of a slashed budget for border/customs officials to make up the funding losses that such changes would bring about. However, a majority of Democrats did not believe this was a good deal, and negotiations stalled. The situation was rendered moot in August, when the Republican leaders of the GOP-held Senate announced their opposition to the proposed bill. With an insufficient number of Republicans being willing to cross the aisle to pass the bill in the Senate, the proposed legislation died in a House committee…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    “KOREAN STAR WARS” FINALLY PREMIERS TO BOX OFFICE SUCCESS BUT MIXED CRITICAL REVIEWS

    …Kim Jong-nam’s “Regime of The Fire Nebula,” a magnum opus two decades in the making, hit theaters worldwide yesterday. Starring Yu Nan, Ni Dahong and Miki Yeung, with Kim’s 24-year-old son Kim Han-sol in a minor role, this story of a cosmic conflict between unapologetic villains, imperfect heroes, and suspicious allies is filled with homages to various sci-fi franchises, from “Dune” and “Valerian and Laureline” to South Korea’s “Viva Freedom!” (1946), most obviously, the “Star Wars” franchise, too…

    …After the fall of his family’s dictator in KW2, Kim maintained a low profile, serving as a technical supervisor for the PRC’s state-run media and publishing memoirs and newspaper op-eds on global issues. He also made a living off a stipend from the United Korean government in exchange for helping them to “un-brainwash” Northern radicals. In the 2000s, he attended film schools in Europe and worked with archivists and historians in both the PRC and United Korea. Kim’s actual filmography, though, begins in 2008, when he co-wrote a low-budget Steven Segal vehicle under a pseudonym. Three years later, the first screenplay he penned under his own name was a French-Korean fantasy horror film; he directed a film for the first time in 2013, for a Korean drama he co-wrote about an ex-con wracked with guilt…

    The Los Angeles Times, 8/5/2019



    In 2019, Ollie’s Trolleys and Ollieburgers experienced a second rebound, thanks largely to the people of the late 2010s and the 2020s developing much nostalgia for paraphernalia from the 1990s. This trend included nostalgia for the first rebound that the niche burger chain had in the 1990s.

    After all this time, Oliver Gleichenhaus is still not viewed as another “Colonel,” but many do still consider him to have been a great and wonderful chef. And to the supporters of his Ollieburger – his greatest legacy, providing good food for so many people – being a great chef makes him a “Colonel” in their eyes. As much of an honorary Colonel as was The Colonel himself.

    – proudsoutherner.co.usa/food/ollies-trolley/you-could-be-the-next-colonel-sanders, 2022 article



    …In August, another police shooting incident unfolded in New Smyrna Beach, Florida, when police opened fire on an alleged shoplifter, killing the suspect and severely injuring three bystanders in the process. Of the four shot, three were African-American, and a fourth, who was shot in the knee, was a white business owner.

    With Bob Ross living nearby, the former Vice President immediately visited to comfort the survivors of the shooting at the local hospital, offering kind words to them and their families. As word of the shooting spread, Ross spoke to a crowd outside the hospital and called for people to “honor the wounded” with peace. Refraining from using some catchy pun like “beat a paintbrush, don’t beat a person” or anything to that effect, Ross instead spoke bluntly about how peaceful protests and sit-in would be more effective than violent rioting.

    NYC Mayor Jimmy McMillan, who was born and raised in New Smyrna Beach, criticized the comments, claiming that his improved speech was “rife with elitist talking points.” But the fact remained that after the speech went fervid ontech, none of the coast-to-coast protests turned ugly and violent…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    Report: Ex-Diplomat Mike Leavitt Considering Primary Run Against VP Brown

    …Since leaving politics eight years ago, Leavitt, who served as the US Ambassador to New Zealand under President Wellstone and as a Republican US Representative from Utah from 2003 to 2009, has served as the head of several NGOs and charitable organizations primarily aimed at combating the effects of Global Climate Disruption… “I don’t think Harley has what it takes to lead our country into the next decade. He loves the great outdoors, as do I, but I don’t think he takes our planet’s climate crisis serious enough,” Leavitt quickly said to reporters…

    – 545towin.co.usa, 8/9/2019



    …The second doubly-landlocked nation in Africa, and the third doubly-landlocked nation in the world, came into existence on September 12, 2019. The Arab-majority region of Birao, which made up most of the northern half of the Vakaga Prefecture, which itself made up the northern tip of the Central African Republic, broke off to form the Federation of Birao. Years of intermittent fighting had led several regimes taking advantage of the region’s oil reserves, and the locals had had enough of it. Though surrounded by the landlocked nations of Darfur, Chad, and the C.A.R., it contained enough resources and diplomatic recognition to maintain trade with other nations. Naturally, the C.A.R.’s government at the time refused to recognize the declaration of independence and declared war on the “treasonous” region.

    Remembering the backlash his administration received that last time a nation in Africa fell into a state of regional warfare, President Grammer immediately called for the leaders on both sides of the conflict to sit down and negotiate, or face “severe economic ramifications.” The two countries ignored the bluff and continued fighting. Grammer then replied with recognizing Birao to the surprise of political pundits.

    “The C.A.R. government is not respecting any international groups or authorities,” US Secretary of State Richard Morningstar later explained. “The United States is not in the business of tolerating these kind of oppressive regimes, and to turn our back to Birao would be a grave irony, given the history of how our own country was formed.”

    Framing the struggle of the people of Birao as an “underdog” combating a “big dog” was effective, but misleading. The Central African Republic was even less regionally important than Burkina Faso and The Fulani Republic, with a total population of just under 4.5 million, a weak economy, and an even weaker military – one that was exhausted and leaderless after several decades of irregular and sporadic warfare, and rampant assassinations of military leaders.

    As a result of this administration’s improving handling of foreign policy developments, and the 2020 Presidential primary season beginning at home, American media concentrated less on Birao and more on domestic concerns, much to the relief of President Grammer…

    – David Tal’s US Strategic Arms Policy After the Cold War: Globalization & Technological Modernization, Routledge, 2020



    Below: Bob with his first wife, Vivian “Vicky” ridge, and their son Steve, many years ago

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    …The worrisome possibility of running for President only for his long-dormant cancer to return plagued Bob. “My mean old friend went away, but he could come back at any time, so I stay alert,” Bob once explained in a 2019 interview. “I still have so much to live for, just like how everyone has something to live for whether they know it or don’t, but if you do everything to keep the mean old friend away, and he comes back anyway, then it’s your time. I’ve made my peace with that, but that lack of a definite date still worries me a bit. It makes me want to do the most I can while I still can, but it still worries me a bit.”

    – Kristin G. Congdon, Doug Blandy, and Danny Coeyman’s Happy Clouds, Happy Trees: The Bob Ross Phenomenon, University Press of Mississippi, Second edition, 2021



    …unemployment in Russia has just eclipsed the percentage rate it had at the height of the SARS pandemic in late 2002…

    – NBC News, 8/15/2019 broadcast



    “Americans can’t afford to let another Democratic Presidency re-implement restrictive government regulations and an over-taxation of the economy. Republicans need to win next year, and when they do, they need to utilize the tax code to incentivize economic expansion. At lower tax rates, the economy expands, and collections into the Treasury actually increase. Ronald Reagan saw how this low-rate incentive worked and repeated its success as Governor. It is a travesty that it has never been tried out at the national level.”

    – prominent conservative Canadian economist Robert Mundell, TON News, 8/17/2019 interview



    “We have the ability and the resources to eliminate poverty in this country. We can’t turn our back to our fellow Americans calling out for rescue. It is our patriotic duty to save them from hunger and war, and to then hand them the tools to control their own destiny – training programs, vocational schools, employment and education opportunities that the generations of yesteryear could only dream, of but are a reality and are right here and right now.”

    – US Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO), 8/21/2019



    TOKYO SEXWALE ELECTED SOUTH AFRICA’S NEW PRESIDENT

    …former Sanitation Minister and former Gauteng Premier Mosima G. “Tokyo” Sexwale (b. 1953) won over Sherry Chen, a female politician born and raised in China who served in several positions under Presidents Kgositsile and Balindlela, and was initially the race’s frontrunner…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 25/8/2019



    …After the two-year anniversary of the Independence Day Stabbings passed, President Grammer began ramping up his Justice Department’s efforts to go after domestic hackers. With a greater amount of intensity, and with US Attorney General Susana Martinez reassigning dozens of agents, the number of hackers who were successfully tracked down and arrested rose significantly. Just 10 were arrested in all of 2018, while that number of “technet terrorists” were arrested in just the first month of the new policy being in effect (August 2019).

    However, many activists and technetters soon began accusing the administration of going after anti-government whistleblowers, and with each passing month and its rising number of arrests, the criticisms increased. Politically active technetters soon enough began claiming that Grammer and Martinez were essentially running a low-key police state, despite many of the arrested hackers being released on bail, or being cleared of wrongdoing later on in court…

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    “No, I’ll tell you what I’m angry about. The Bigfoot Party. Who knew conspiracy theorists had the balls to step onto my turf with a joke as big as that one? Have you seen their platform? It’s way better than my fake political party. I called it the ‘Wine Party,’ that’s w-i-n-e, not w-h-i-n-e, though its members do that, too. Both of those things. Very heartily. The fictional Wine Party is the ultimate form of left-wing elitism, supporting social justice reform the same way your friend tells you ‘Oh don’t worry, we’re right behind you,’ right before you try and fail to fight someone twice your size. You turn around and see them on the other side of street cheering you on. But could the UFO-seeing, third-eye-having, cactus-juice-drinking, ghost-chasing people of America let me have that turf? No! They had to go and create a party that is such a good joke, it got 11% of the vote in Arizona’s 2016 Senate race! You can’t make up stuff like that, which pisses me off, because now I have to work even harder to try and make jokes that are funnier than reality itself. I’m dealing with existentialist stuff now over here! Gives me a headache. I need some wine, hold on a sec...”

    – actor/stand-up comedian Roy Wood Jr., “The Roy Wood Jr. Program,” 8/29/2019



    “A True Gentleman”: Biaggi Is Dead At 101

    …the retired icon of New York state politics passed away less than two months shy of his 102nd birthday…

    The New York Post, 9/1/2019



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    – clickopedia.co.usa



    JESUITS AND CARMELITES EXPEL 20 CLERGYMEN IN AS MANY DAYS

    …two independent orders of the Catholic Church have cleaned house after separate investigations into allegations of abused minors concluded that, despite strides over the years to make the church more transparent and ethical, sexual pestering is still a major problem. Several ex-clergymen face criminal charges, and may join the many other members of the cloth convicted in recent decades…

    – Associated Press, 9/5/2019



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    – A Presidential candidate, Governor Charlotte Pritt (D-WV), while canvassing early in an early primary state, discusses her campaign platforms with five people on a street near Reno, Nevada, 9/1/2019; Pritt’s campaign started with poor name recognition in many western states, but this quickly changed as the campaign season continued on



    MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (COMPLETE SERIES) MLD

    Price: $229.99 or Best Offer

    Condition: Good

    Seller: YardSaleMan654

    Description: The complete series of the American TV comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000, containing every episode ever made, from its 1988 pilot to its 2005 finale…

    – globalgaragesale.co.usa, ontech shopping site, 9/9/2019 listing



    …The issues of this election currently seem to be more on the domestic side of things, especially for registered Democrats. Their party leaders claim that the recent drop in worker wages is not the result of immigrants but from automation, deregulation, and anti-union policies. Hopefully, independent voters know better than that. Said voters may also understand the hidden negative aspects of the Democratic proposals of guaranteed vacation time and government-controlled maternity/paternity leave…

    – John A. Nichols’s article “The (Proposed) Federal Freedom Fund: A Brief History,” The Nation, 2019 issue



    ROCKY MCCAIN DECLINES PRESIDENTIAL RUN, ENDORSES BROWN

    The Washington Post, 9/14/2019



    (redirected from “Conan the Barbarian 3”)

    CONAN THE KING

    Premiered: September 16, 2019

    Genre(s): action/epic/fantasy/adventure

    Directed by: John Milius

    Written by: John Milius, Roy Thomas and Gerry Conway

    Produced by: Raffaella De Laurentiis

    Cast:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Vivica A. Fox
    Dina Meyer
    Jake Busey
    Eric Marlon Bishop
    Gerry Lopez
    Valerie Quennessen
    Harland Williams
    David Bautista

    See Full List Here

    Synopsis:

    Taking place decades after the events of the second film, Conan the Destroyer (1984), the retired Conan picks up his sword to once more do battle and defend his family and kingdom from an army of evil forces.

    Reception:

    The film received mixed-to-positive critical reviews, and generally positive responses from critics. The film performed modestly at the box office, and it has since developed a strong cult following.

    Trivia Facts:

    Trivia Fact No. 1:

    Despite typically working on non-horror projects, Aaron Fechter, the engineer behind the animatronics of the fast food chain “SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine,” worked on some the practical effects for this movie, as well as for several other independent films.

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    The way my style is, I tell it from my heart with the bark on. You know, I’m not politically correct. I tell the truth and don’t varnish what I say. But, you know, Lisa Marie, my campaign manager and Chief of Staff, she is on me for using some adjectives that would make a sailor blush, so I got to clean up my act that way. But other than that, expect the same Harley Brown you saw riding in 2012, b*tches – babies, whoops, sorry, I meant to say babies.” [2]

    – Harley Brown to a male reporter, 9/19/2019



    Anonymity [3]


    Premiered: September 22, 2019

    Genre(s): action/spy thriller/thriller

    Directed by: Tony Gilroy

    Written by: Shawn Christensen

    Produced by: Allison Shearmur and Simon Emanuel

    Cast:

    Robert Pattinson
    Julia Cumming-Harden-Smith
    Regina Hall
    Andy Garcia

    See Full List Here

    – mediarchives.co.usa



    …“Kitchen Table” issues dominated the pre-primary phase of the 2020 election cycle. Senator Lugaro called for clean drinking water and broadband accessibility for all Americans via a return to the electrical infrastructure/power projects begun under President Wellstone. Mayor Warren advocated for affordable housing, Representative Teachout championed public school/early-learning centers/community colleges/vocational schools, and pledged to dismantle the practice of their funding being linked to its area’s income level. Governor Moore always had disparaging remarks to make about America’s largest tech company, the e-commerce behemoth that is haggle.co.usa and its reluctance to allow their workers to unionize, saying for instance in September 2019 that “Unions have a shameful reputation of covering up abuses, but collective bargaining is a right that comes with the territory of running a business. If the people a haggle had any business acumen they would know this, and if they had any business ethics they would accept this!”

    Many Democratic candidates backed the proposals of free Pre-K, taxing the top 1%, and implementing paid family leave and paid sick leave, but disagreed on how to implement such changes. Only some candidates strongly backed free school lunches at the national levels…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    …The latest Chicken Dinner Summit in Jerusalem was not as exception as other ones in recent years, failing to reach the level of attention or even attendance level as the 2013 and 2017 summits. Nevertheless, the convergence of local community leaders from across the region continued the tradition of keeping open the channels of communication between trade partners. This annual celebration of regional unity continues to demonstrate Saudi Arabia’s commitment to working alongside others, even Israel and Iran, to keep the Middle East a powerful bloc and a nexus for innovation on the world stage…

    – Madawi al-Rasheed’s The History of Modern Saudi Arabia, Sunrise Books, 2019 edition



    …In September, roughly 1,00 unemployed Russians organized a sit-in outside the office of St. Petersburg’s Mayor. The incident resulted in the Mayor promising to redirect funds to the city unemployment office and to local homeless shelters. The Mayor also pledged to work with the city council and landlords to organize a temporary halting of rent payments in order to keep families out of the cold and off of the streets, but this policy would not be put into effect until late November…

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2020



    “This is not some vanity project. I’m not doing this for the fame. I’m not here for the money. God pays for his plans. I running to win. Where God guides, he provides. And this is something from what God told me long ago, and I’m letting him foot the bill because when I do become President of the United States it’s gonna give tremendous glory to God. I’m a military man. The norms of military service are duty, honor and country. But can you tell me the three R’s of politics? Raises, Revenge and Re-election. But that all changes when I become Commander-in-Chief, just you wait and see.” [2]

    – Harley Brown, 10/2/2019




    Co-Panelist Van JONES: “Do you think Ranked-Choice Voting will encourage rural towns and states to try and get more people to move in to such communities?”

    Guest Panelist, political analyst and former Gov. Karl ROVE (R-UT): “They’ll have to! It’s now the only way to ensure farmers have more of a voice in Presidential politics from here on out!”

    Guest Panelist Alisyn CAMEROTA: “Yes, especially farther down the line as people become used to the RCV –”

    ROVE: “Because who has more value in society, ten I.T. guys or one farmhand? Not all jobs are equal, but farming is necessary for us to have food to eat so we can live, and, you know, not die, so maybe all of these candidates should really focus on that, because more attention is needed on agricultural issues.”

    The Overmyer Network, roundtable discussion, 10/4/2019



    HOME ALONE PREQUEL FILM CONFIRMED!

    …currently going with the title “Harry and Marv,” a Home Alone prequel movie is in the works, with Robert Smigel and Drew Pearce co-writing the script, Smigel confirmed on social media earlier today… The titular main characters are to be recast for a film that aims to show their origin story. Smigel did not specify any expected release date…

    – The Hollywood Reporter, 10/6/2019



    “Just imagine what this country would look like if we put more money to our national education budget than our national defense budget. If we spent more money on schools than war. It is shameful that we can only imagine it, and not live it, at this point in time. Especially since the federal government did care more about education than warfare under Presidents Jackson and Wellstone. We have to bring back that kind of America, and make it even better than it was back then.”

    – Gov. Charlotte Pritt (D-WV), campaign stop in Laconia, NH, 10/8/2019



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    – Before speaking at a rally for KY Governor Hal Heiner’s re-election bid, Harley Brown talks to supporters among the crowd, 10/10/2019; here, he is standing in the back of the crowd listening to the KYGOP Chair speak, a few minutes before Brown’s turn at the podium



    …Inside the GOP, prominent leaders were still having a semi-serious debate over whether or not some major party member should run against Vice President Brown. Former RNC Chair Ed Rollins reported noted, during a DC think tank meeting in October 2019, that “Outside of Wellstone, no VP has ever won a Presidential election in over 180 years.” Indeed, even in the modern area, all such attempts between 1948 and 2008 had ended in failure (Nixon in 1960, Humphrey in 1968 and 1972, Scranton in 1972, Gravel in 1980 and 1984, Polonko in 1992, Litton in 1996 and 2000, and Ross in 2016). These Republicans were concerned because Brown was very popular within the party, but they were not confident that he could reach out to independents and undecided voters and was instead limited to his admittedly-large base of libertarians, populists, and religious conservatives.

    However, few Republicans prominent enough to mount a meaningful bid were willing to do so out of fear of reprisals from within the party should they fail. “Nobody with a promising career was going to put it on the line for something like that,” explained Michigan Governor Brian Calley in a late 2020 interview describing his decision to not challenge Brown for the nomination. “It’s what you call risk assessment.”

    Instead, the most prominent anti-Brown Republican to declare themselves a candidate by October 2019 was former US Congressman Kevin Mannix of Oregon. Mannix’s first critiques of the VP, however, came about in a gaffe-filled rant in a radio interview, where criticized President Grammer’s knife buyback policy. “It will lead to further restrictions on guns,” Mannix complained, “And only way to truly exercise the Second Amendment is to join a militia, and because it has to be a well-regulated one, they’ll make you actually do stuff besides shooting stuff! That’s ridiculous!”

    A political gadfly at the start of his career, Harley Brown still had a dynamic presence over the party, practically reeking of anti-establishment despite becoming a part of it in 2012. Critics excoriating his “jokes,” or “Harleyisms” as he called them, did little to discourage Republicans from backing the second-in-command for their party’s nomination for commander-in-chief…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    GUO JIANMEI TAKES OVER A CHINA’S NEW HEAD OF STATE

    …In a boon for women’s rights in China, PRC Vice Chair Guo Jianmei (b. 1961) entered office today as the first female head of state in modern Chinese history. Guo succeeded Premier Yang Gang (b. 1953), who was term-limited to a single twelve-year term, after a close internal party fight between her and three more conservative ministry members who failed to form a united front against her ascension to the top spot. To placate party conservatives, Zhu Xiaodan was selected to become China’s new Vice-Chair…

    …Guo Jianmei, the nation’s former Health Minister and a party member from Hua province, won international accolades and several awards for championing human rights and promoting safezoning measures during and after the SARS pandemic. Guo’s selection to succeed Gang Premier of the People’s Republic, and the official Chair of the PRC’s Communist Party, may have additionally been in response to a pro-reform “Green Stars” movement, a small-but-growing movement inside China that opposes the country’s rising pollution rates, which are impacting life quality at “un-ignorable levels” (which this newspaper covered last month). Guo is supportive of “better” regulations of pollution levels, and is highly popular among ontech supporters of the “Green Stars” movement. Furthermore, she is very popular among the international community – or at least, is more popular than Yang Gang…

    The Boston Globe, 10/15/2019



    …The Grammer White House immediately congratulated Guo for the job promotion, with President Grammer hoping to soon begin talks with the new PRC premier in hope that this reform-minded leader would reverse, or at least curb, her country’s cybersecurity attacks. Grammer offered to sit down with Guo for an in-person discussion on “bilateral security measures,” and sought to have it happen as soon as possible…

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …And in Russia, the Mayor of Vladivostok has been arrested on corruption charges. The Mayor of that city is an associate and ally of Russian President Nikolayev, but local police can neither confirm nor deny any connection between the corruption and the President at this time. Nevertheless, the fact remains that one of Nikolayev’s biggest regional supporters has possibly fallen from grace in a development that may refuel anti-Nikolayev protests across Russia…

    – NBC News, 10/22/2019 broadcast



    “Before October was even over, we began the process of reaching out to Guo’s inner circle to see if we could agree to sign an accord of some kind. We wanted them to not conduct or promote cybersecurity attacks or hacks or any other kinds of technet-based economic espionage. If we reached that kind of deal, we understood that it would be a great improvement over our ineffective and damaging response from roughly two years prior, when the US Justice Department charged several members of the PRC’s military of being cyber hackers. That didn’t do much of anything but worsen tensions at our embassies. But a redefining of US-Chinese relations, now, we knew that would do much more good for us.”

    – Former US Secretary of State Dick Morningstar, 6/18/2021 interview



    …“Obviously, optics play a vital role in any visual, and that includes campaigning. How you keep your hair and face, what you wear, how you walk and talk, even how you eat,” explained professional stuntman Thomas Mopather in a December 2020 interview, “Because [Presidential candidate Amanda] Bearse is only 5-foot-4, she had to wear high-heeled footwear and have podiums and chairs inspected by her staff prior to her using them. In October, her campaign hired me, the best stuntman in the business, to give her some height illusion tips.”…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    CDC: SARS Cases This Year At Their Lowest Ever

    …the SARS virus, once an economy-halting plague that struck fear into the hearts of billions worldwide, has become a seasonal allergy, but while it is not as common as the flu, it is more deadly and damaging than the flu. …the record-low for the past ten months is certainly a sign of progress, especially when compared to when the virus evolved once again in 2017, leading to thankfully-brief public health scare…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 10/28/2019



    Kentucky General Election Results, 11/5/2019:

    For Governor:

    Inc. Gov. Hal Heiner (Republican) – 919,375 (57.56%)

    Fmr St. Auditor Adam Edelen (Democratic) – 656,309 (41.09%)

    Fmr St. Rep. Everett Corley (Independent) – 20,285 (1.27%)

    Mr. Blackii Effing Whyte (Liberty) – 1,277 (0.08%)

    Total votes cast: 1,597,246 (100.00%)

    – ourcampaigns.co.usa



    TONIGHT’S ELECTION: Gray Wins A Second Term!

    …truck driver-turned-union leader-turned-Governor of Mississippi Robert Gray won re-election tonight with 51% of the vote and a new Lieutenant Governor, the former state Attorney General Jamie Franks…

    The Clarion-Ledger, Mississippi newspaper, 11/5/2019



    YANG WINS! Will Become Columbus’s First Asian-American Mayor

    …Yang, who earned a Juris Doctor from Columbia Law School in 1999 and has lived in the city since then, was joined by his wife Evelyn and their three children in thanking voters and congratulating Yang’s opponents for running “clean” campaigns focused on “the real issues.” …Yang promises to implement his signature “Democracy Dollars” program proposal within a year of taking office…

    – The Columbus Dispatch, Ohio newspaper, 11/5/2019



    …Local elections using RCV/instant-runoff processes, such as the Mayoral elections held in Boston, Massachusetts and Aurora, Colorado, as well as most mayor races held in Kentucky, gave psephologists another batch of election results to study, in turn giving media outlets the latest examples of the RCV process ahead of the 2020 Presidential election.

    …Many of these new results were examined to better understand how undecided voters cast their ballots in the wake of rising anti-RCV scrutiny. RCV critic and former RNC Communications Director Matt Gorman expressed concern that, in the Denver, Colorado Mayoral Election, a small post-election survey found a majority of “the truly undecided” ranked the main party candidates interchangeably; he and others frequently claimed that this observation put the integrity of the entire upcoming election into question. Gorman would never mention, though, that the number of undecided voters who made such comments were noted in the survey as being just 23 – out of 205,145 votes cast. And that the margin of victory in the final round was 7,251.

    Confronted by this in a KNN roundtable discussion, Gorman denied taking the survey comments out of context, but eventually entered a shouting match with the interviewee, who countered, “That is not how facts work, Matt!” The moment went fervid and quickly became a lafpic ontech. Both talking heads eventually agreed that American voters needed to be better educated about the candidates and which ones aligned with their own beliefs; KNN’s interviewer encouraged voters visit the netsite rankedchoice.gov.usa, while Gorman suggested visiting THN’s home-page instead...

    – Pat Sheffield and Rachel Joy Scott-Ireland’s Voices And Votes: The History of the National Initiative Amendment, Tumbleweed Publications, 2021



    LUCASFILM ANNOUNCES NEW STAR WARS SERIES

    …“The Coruscant Chronicles,” which is planned to be both a world-building anthology series and a syndicated series following the adventures of several character both old and new, will be the first live-action Star Wars series to air since Star Wars: Renegade (2008-2015, 2017-2018) finally concluded last year…

    The Hollywood Reporter, 11/9/2019



    MOTHER-POST: Was The Colonel Truly A Good Person?

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    Above: The Colonel at some indoor crowd, c. 1961

    I know a lot of people are going to e-snipe me for this, but was he really as great as so many make him out to be? Democrats often point to him as the kind of Republican can would support, and some Republicans worship him like a God, and KFC outlets are the shrines and alters. But didn’t he start a whole bunch of wars and promote state-sponsored censorship? And, most obviously, the guy was a pervert, wasn’t he? So was a good person overall, and for the country, and for the world, and for the GOP, or is everyone looking back on his administration through rose-colored glasses?

    REPLY 1:

    He didn’t start those military conflicts so much as he inherited them from the Johnson and Eisenhower administrations; Cuba was pretty much over by the time he got in, so the wars in question were the Indochinese wars in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. To put it in the quickest way possible, Sanders studied the problems and spent two years laying out the groundwork for the invasion of Hanoi, which ended the conflict; he used diplomacy to get the King of Laos to work with US forces to drive out the communists from there; the messiest war was in Cambodia, but once the dictator Pol Pot was killed, the regime collapsed. Those wars had casualties, yes, but they were victorious under his watch.

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 1:
    But @OP he was a pervert, per se. He got called out for being gropey in his younger years, but unless others who would deny, deny, deny, he confessed and apologized for it. That wouldn’t be enough nowadays, but back then, it was damn progressive. And there’s ample evidence to support the notion that he did feel genuinely remorseful about it. I think it’s up to each of us individually to decide if he can be forgiven for not being absolutely perfect.

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    REPLY 2:

    His rhetoric brought populists into the GOP, but it also invited in sexists.

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 2:
    What are you talking about? How? Before the Ms. Arkansas Scandal, The Colonel won a large majority of the female vote in the 1964 and 1968 elections because KFC was a quick go-to solution for mothers wanting to put dinner on the table in a hurry. It’s how he swept the suburbs! And he restored his reputation after the scandal, so if anyone invited sexists into the party, it was the likes of Bob Packwood and Buz Lukens.

    REPLY 3:

    No, he end conflict that were already escalating by the time he enter office, and but you are right about the censorship. He firmly opposed swear words from being printed (making him a hypocrite, given his own legendary swearing history), and thought comic books were too violent and bloody for young people to be reading. That’s why he supported the USIA, America’s now-defunct propaganda department. And yes, everyone forgets about that.

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 3:
    Except for comic book experts. Some of those guys hate The Colonel for that reason and pretty much that reason alone. But they’ll still eat KFC. Interesting.

    REPLY 4:

    I’d say he was good for the GOP overall. He indirectly got a lot of baddies out of the woodwork. His opposition to racists kept the worst kind of conservatives at bay, keeping them from becoming active in the party in earnest until Denton came to power, and even then, that element is not so tightly woven into the GOP as you would think. And the first Arkwave contributed to the women’s rights movement.

    REPLY 5:

    The Colonel was good for the world because he ended the Cold War! He was the one who met with the Chinese in 1968, further dividing the Sino-Soviet split and creating a domino effect that ended with the USSR collapsing in 1984! He ended a decades-long period of people being scared out of their minds by the very real possibility of dying in a nuclear WWIII! Who even cares about his negative qualities when his positive qualities more than wake up for them??!!!

    – euphoria.co.usa, a public pop-culture news-sharing and chat-forum-hosting netsite, thread began 11/12/2019



    Democrats Win Back Governor’s Seat In Louisiana Election

    …state senator Caroline Fayard (D) won over former state senator Clay John Schexnayder (R) by a comfortable margin…

    – The Houston Chronicle, 11/16/2019



    …Another factor is The Pendulum Effect. Historically, people tend to vote for the opposite of the incumbent, be it major policies or shallow optics such as age, gender or place of origin. The latter is especially true for elections held after the rise of television. In 1972, Sanders was 82, and was succeeded by Mondale, who was 44. In 1981, Mondale – who was from the North, was succeeded by Denton – who was from the South. Eight years later, Kemp, a sports-loving he-man near-stereotype, was succeeded by Bellamy, a feminist icon; and it was the reverse in 1993. In 2000, Dinger, who was pro-war, lost re-election to Jackson, who was pro-peace. And in 2012, Wellstone, who was viewed as part of the DC establishment, lost re-election to Grammer, who was from outside The Beltway.

    So now another question whether or not the pendulum will swing away from the incumbent administration in 2020. And if it does, in what way?...

    – Tumbleweed Magazine, 11/20/2019



    …the fields of candidates are large and diverse on both sides because each major party sees the next election as winnable. Grammer is still very popular among Republicans, while Democrats believe that after eight years of “small government” policies, people want change...

    – thecalbearreport.co.usa, 11/24/2019



    Late Night (NBC)
    David Letterman (1982-1993)
    Greg Kinnear (1993-1999)
    Craig Kilborn (1999-2005)
    Dave Chapelle (2005-2015)
    Andy Samberg (2015-present)

    The Late Show (TON)
    Joan Rivers (1986-1989)
    Arsenio Hall (1989-1993)
    Jay Leno (1993-2014)
    Jimmy Fallon (2014-present)

    The Tonight Show (NBC)
    Steve Allen (1954-1957)
    Jack Paar (1957-1962)
    Johnny Carson (1962-1993)
    David Letterman (1993-2015)
    Greg Giraldo (2015-present)

    The Night-Time Show (CBS)
    Arsenio Hall (1993-2008)
    Jimmy Fallon (2008-2014)
    Tina Fey (2014-2019)
    Jessica Williams (2019-present)

    Politically Incorrect (TON)
    Bill Maher (1993-present)

    The Daily Show (CBS)
    Jon Stewart (1999-2017)
    Wyatt Cenac (2017-present)

    The Late Late Show (CBS)
    Tom Snyder (1995-1999)
    Bernie Mac (1999-2004)
    Craig Ferguson (2004-2012)
    Samantha Bee (2012-2018)
    Patton Oswalt (2018-present)

    – mediarchives.co.usa/American_talk_shows/list/hosts [4]



    POLITICAL ACTIVIST VLADIMIR PUTIN ARRESTED FOR LEADING PROTEST OUTSIDE THE KREMLIN

    ...Putin, who uses a wheelchair, was reportedly “knocked out” of his chair by police and “dragged” into a police van. A longtime critic of the Russian government’s political establishment, claiming that all Presidencies since 1995 have been “rife with corruption,” Putin’s arrest has sparked additional protests across eastern Russia, where President Nikolayev is becoming increasingly unpopular…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 1/12/2019



    JIMMY MCMILLAN IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN

    …the anti-establishment NYC Mayor’s unique brand of bipartisan populism could be a wild card in the November election…

    – The Washington Post, 12/4/2019



    “Our pre-primary focus was winning over former Bob Ross backers in New Hampshire and Georgia. Being next door to the Granite State was no guarantee, and if we couldn’t gather momentum in or after the Peach state, we knew we’d be DOA for the First April Cluster. So we highlighted Jeff’s track record on preserving Vermont woodlands. We tried to replicate the social media presence that the Bob backers seemed to have, and bolster Jeff’s own ontech presence. We tried to appeal to young people by focusing on his success in school problems in Vermont, and we worked on winning over suburban areas as well.”

    – Adam Parkhomenko (D-VA), former National Field Director of the Weaver2020 campaign, 2021 interview



    …Bob turned off his TV and went out for a walk, his Secret Service team staying not too far behind. His mind must have been swimming with conflicting thoughts, for he traveled for quite a while, strolling across town into Ocala, until he found himself at the Bob Ross Nature Reserve just north of the Ocala National Forest. As he entered, he continued to ruminate about mounting a third Presidential bid. Deep in contemplation, he rested for a moment at a small pond, and looked out over the beauty that laid before him. He smiled warmly, probably thinking about how he had helped keep this old patch of nature around for his children and grandchildren…and great-grandchildren.

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    Bob looked up to the dusk-filled sky. “Hey, Jane,” he whispered, “did you hear the news, Audrey’s expecting. Twins. I’m going to be a great-grandpa.” He chortled softly, then paused, and sighed, “What do you think I should do, honey? I’m old, I’m tired, and I’ve done more than what I think God wanted me to do down here. But then again, maybe they’re seeing something in me that I’m not. Maybe I could win it this time. Maybe. Maybe.”…

    – Kristin G. Congdon, Doug Blandy, and Danny Coeyman’s Happy Clouds, Happy Trees: The Bob Ross Phenomenon, University Press of Mississippi, Second edition, 2021



    HAGGLE.CO.USA IS NOW SELLING HUMAN-SIZED DRONES!

    …with a selling partnership with Palin Drones, Inc., haggle.co.usa is now selling drones large enough to hold the weight of an average 200-lb person sitting on it. These all-new, state-of-the-art drones can reach speeds of up to 80 miles an hour, but they are more expensive than the average four-seater car…

    [snip]

    Comments Section:

    COMMENT 1:
    Of course they’re more expensive than a car – they’re more valuable than a car!

    COMMENT 2:
    Are these things going to be street-legal? Because either way, these things are going to become a nuisance.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 2:
    Yeah, this is a troubling development. Still a fun one though.

    COMMENT 3:
    And just in time for the winter shopping holiday rush! How convenient.

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 12/9/2019



    PRITT: “FDR was right when he proposed an economic bill of rights in 1944. He understood that employment, food, clothing, and spare time were not luxuries but rights.”

    HEALEY: “All workers, from customer services to factory workers to farmers to retail to medical care, share the right to fair and just incomes. All small business owners deserve freedom from unfair competition and monopolies.”

    BURWELL: “I back Mayor-Elect Andrew Yang’s proposal of a Federal Freedom Fund because we have the money to do it. And I served as the Director of the White House Office of Management and Budget under President Jackson, so you know I have the experience to and the track record to oversee its implementation. At this point in history, with automation on the rise, a Federal Freedom Fund is the most effective and straightforward way to guarantee Americans the right to adequate basics like food, clothing, and shelter.”

    CLODFELTER: “I think the Triple-F proposal would drive up inflation and damage the national and global value of the American dollar. If the American people want to get no-strings-attached free money at the start of every month, they can vote for it in a National Initiative. That way, it can be implemented regardless of who is the President.”

    WEAVER: “I agree with how Charlotte views the role of the federal government. The federal government has the power, the ability, and the responsibility to guarantee all Americans their basic rights – rights that include, in the paraphrased words of FDR, ‘the right of every farmer to raise and sell their products at a return which will give them and their family a decent living; the right of every business owner, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad; the right of every family to decent housing; the right to adequate protection from the economic fears of aging, sickness, accidents, and unemployment; and the right to a good education.” [5]

    – snippets from the Democratic Primaries Presidential debate, 12/14/2019




    Anchor Anderson COOPER: “Okay, and in your respective opinions, what are the odds of Democrats or Republicans winning the race for the White House next year? Robert?”

    Guest and former US Secretary of Labor ROBERT REICH: “It’s very good for the Democrats, I think after eight years of ineffective government, people are more than ready for change.”

    COOPER: “Alright. Max?”

    Guest and political consultant Max A. BOOT: “The economy and the stock market are in great shape right now, even with Russia’s economy slipping into the toilet, because the Grammer administration learned from the 2013 recession and is keeping America protected from its effects. The White House can definitely be kept in GOP hands next year, but some Republican LIDs are less certain that Harley Brown can deliver the party that very deliverable thing.”

    COOPER: “Okay, and Alec?”

    Guest and political activist Alec JONES: “The age of cowardice is coming to an end. The age of strength will return.”

    COOPER: [pause] “Um, so, uh, are you saying either party has a shot.”

    JONES: “It all depends on the nominees, Anderson, it all depends on the nominees.”

    – CBS News, roundtable discussion, 12/17/2019



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    – Christmas being celebrated in Japan with Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC-Japan advertisement, 12/22/2019



    List of United States Cities by Population

    [snip]

    1: New York City, NY
    2: Los Angeles, CA
    3: Chicago, IL
    4: Houston, TX
    5: Phoenix, AZ
    6: San Antonio, TX
    7: Philadelphia, PA
    8: Dallas, TX
    9: San Diego, CA
    10: Austin, TX
    11: San Jose, CA
    12: Columbus, OH
    13: Fort Worth, TX
    14: Charlotte, NC
    15: San Francisco, CA
    16: Denver, CO
    17: Seattle, WA
    18: Jacksonville, FL
    19: Indianapolis, IN
    20: Louisville, KY

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    Music

    The globalization of music in the 2000s splintered off into the personalization of music in the 2010s, resulting in multiple subgenres rising and falling in popularity and prominence throughout the decade. Nostalgia for the Razor Rock and country music stylings of the early 1980s saw soft-pop and country songs dominate global charts during the first half of the decade, while vaporwave became a highly prominent subgenre during the second half. The genre Country Rock also continued to be prominent, and rose in popularity in parts of Asia and Africa.

    Film

    After the lukewarm reception of “Poison Ivy: The Injustice Gang” (2010), superhero films enter a nine-year slump; the “dry spell” led to comic book enthusiasts correctly hoping that the 2020s decade would see a resurgence in comic book interest. Traditionally animated films began to have a “renaissance” period in 2019 that continued into the 2020s, but animated films overall remained predominantly CRI.

    Theaters continued their steady decline in use as ontech viewing became the most common form of film-watching. By 2019, the number of theaters in the US was almost half of what it was in 2001, before SARS led to people discovering the benefits of watching films at home. Ontech viewing in the aughts spurred advances in media distribution technology; the 2010s saw the development of greater and more stable infrastructure for this technology.

    Television

    Late-night talk shows began to change and adjust formats to adopt to modern forms of joke-telling and joke-framing developed ontech, with the rise in prominence of “side-away” moments and “lafpic” humor, especially in western countries. Korean dramas became more popular internationally, while TV shows from India’s Bollywood entered a “golden age,” especially in Europe in the years after Great European Recession of 2013.

    [snip]

    – clickopedia.co.usa/2010s/popular_culture, c. 2022



    POLICE VIOLENTLY DISPERSE PRO-PUTIN VIGIL, HUNDREDS ARRESTED

    …roughly 5,000 Russian citizens stood outside a Moscow jail where political activist Vladimir Putin is being held indefinitely. Putin’s request for bail to be set is still “being processed” by local officials, nearly a month after his initial arrest for “disturbing the peace of the public” with an anti-government protest…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 26/12/2019



    J. CHARLES JONES IS DEAD AT 82

    …over a decade before James Meredith was appointed Vice President, Mike Gravel selected this African-American US Congressman and noted civil rights activist from North Carolina to be running mate in the 1984 Presidential election…

    The Washington Post, 12/27/2019



    TINA FLINT SMITH BOWS OUT: Former Governor Drops Long-Shot Presidential Bid

    …describing her short-lived campaign as having “drowned in a sea of candidates,” the announcement comes one week after California Governor Cruz Bustamante bowed out amid low showings in polls, and one month after Governor Lisa J. Simpson declined a second bid for similar reasons…

    …even on the Republican side, the field is crowded, with Brown being challenged by former Congressmembers, and incumbent Senators threatening to oppose him as well. With so many candidates on both sides of the contest only two months ahead of New Hampshire, it is still not clear who the major parties will nominate next year [6]

    The Washington Post, 12/29/2019



    SOURCE(S)/NOTE(S)
    [1] OTL Bob Ross quote!
    [2] Italicized segments found here: https://time.com/105512/idahos-gop-biker-candidate-on-life-as-a-viral-sensation/
    [3] I’m surprised that there is no movie with this title (at least, according to Wikipedia) in OTL!
    [4] Conan O’Brien was passed over for the more famous Greg Kinnear, like how he almost was in OTL; here, Conan serves as a writer for Futurama for a bit longer than his OTL stint writing for The Simpsons, then lands his own Talk Show on The Overmyer Network. Rivers left over creative differences and Arsenio Hall left to head his own show, The Arsenio Hall show, until concluding it in 2017. Bernie Mac passed away four years earlier than he did in OTL due to the effects that SARS (which he catches during the pandemic) has on his already-compromised health (lung inflammation problem, OTL/TTL). Also, in OTL, Stephen Colbert’s father and two of his brothers were all killed in a plane crash; here, that didn’t happen, so Colbert didn’t turn to comedy as a coping mechanism; instead, he followed his father into medicine but got into comedy to cope with the “shellshock” of the SARS pandemic; he began appearing in movies and TV shows in minor and recurring roles in the late 2000s/early 2010s, but began to take on major roles by the late 2010s.
    [5] Italicized pieces pulled from here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Bill_of_Rights



    [6] Ahead of the 2020 Democratic primaries, here’s a preference poll for y’all!: https://www.strawpoll.me/45281910

    And here’s a quick breakdown of all 25 candidates, both declared and undeclared, found on the poll:

    Ms. Amanda Bearse of Florida, age 62 – The Hollywood writer/director and political activist best known for her acting career in the 1980s and 1990s, Bearse “unmasked herself” and revealed she was BLUTAG in 1993, four years before the less-famous Ellen Degeneres did so in 1997; Bearse, a prominent proponent of BLUTAGO-American Rights for decades, is pulling a page out of Sorkin’s playbook and running on police reform and protecting families and minority groups, but with a more fiery and anti-establishment kind of rhetoric.

    Fmr US Pres. Carol Bellamy of New York, age 79 (undeclared) – Many in the party still hold a candle for the former President due to her lifetime devotion to improve life quality; in her post-POTUS years, she’s been praised for contributing to the fight against SARS, for improving international relations as the UN Secretary-General (1997-2007), and for working to end child poverty as the Head of UNICEF (1993-1997, 2007-2017); despite declining bids in 1996, 2000, 2008, and 2016, some still hope that she will finally relent to calls for her to seek a second term.

    US Sen. Sylvia Mathews Burwell of West Virginia, age 55 – Elected the US Senate in 2014, this Greek-American “darling” of suburban Appalachia previously served as President Wellstone’s HHS Secretary and as President Jesse Jackson’s OMB Director and HHS Undersecretary; her campaign seeks to capitalize on her regional appeal, and popularity among swaths of immigrant voters, female voters, and other groups.

    US Sen. Dan Clodfelter of North Carolina, age 70 – The lawmaker serving in the US Senate since 2015 has a lengthy resume, starting out as a Rhodes Scholar and law clerk before serving on Charlotte’s City Council from 1987 to 1993, and then as the city’s Mayor from 1994 to 1998; a member of the state senate from 1999 to 2014, he is running on a job-centric platform, calling for better upward mobility and better employment opportunities to help people pursue better living quality and higher take-home pay.

    US Rep. Diana DeGette of Colorado, age 63 – Representing District 1 (Denver) since 1997, DeGette is known for being a fierce defender of Women’s Rights, BLUTAGO Rights, and America’s UHC system; her campaign focus on children’s health, food safety, medical research (including renewing Wellstone-era levels of federal involvement in stem cell research), plus OurVid snippets of her singer in her church choir, may bring in a wide and diverse group of supporters.

    Fmr US Interior Sec. Larry J. Echo-Hawk of Idaho, age 72 – After serving as Governor from 1999 to 2007 and in the Wellstone Cabinet from 2009 to 2013, this Pawnee-American Mormon Marine Corps veteran believes his unique background, and his connections to and understanding of the people of the VP’s home state, are the key to besting Harley Brown in November 2020; his signature proposal is making rural America “superhubs” for renewable energy projects.

    US Sen. Oletha Faust-Goudeau of Nebraska, age 61 – In office since January 2018, this African-American “rising star” with deep roots to community activism is running on a platform of defending families, farmers, seniors, and students, but also has GOP overlap in backing ZEDs; she also promotes easing America’s workforce shift from manufacturing to services, investing in medical research, and working with governors to implement civil justice measures.

    Gov. Al Giannoulias of Illinois, age 44 – first elected governor in 2014 at the age of 38, this Greek-American former professional basketball player served as state Treasurer from 2007 to 2015; his gubernatorial tenure has seen state government direct more funds to combating child illness, improving disaster relief programs, and curbing urban and rural poverty, along with the implementation of securities lending programs and “creative” green energy projects.

    Fmr Gov. Barry Goldberg of Pennsylvania, age 51 – Barreth Norman “Barry” Goldberg was Governor from 2011 to 2019, and was on Gary Locke’s shortlist for running mate in 2016; with an ebullient personality appealing to middle-class and suburban voters, Goldberg’s optimistic campaign is running on the slogan “Jobs, Technology, Progress,” or JTP for short, and is highlighting his successes as governor (such as being able to stop and then reverse the state’s economic “bleeding” during the 2013 recession, resulting in there being more jobs in the state when he left office than there was when he entered).

    Gov. Maura Healey of Massachusetts, age 49 – Her home state’s first openly-BLUTAG Attorney General (2011-2015) before becoming Governor in 2015, Healey who also was previously a professional basketball player and law clerk, has spearheaded several initiatives as Governor concerning civil rights, criminal justice, antitrust, police reform, renewable energy, and urban development; her campaign is already winning over large swaths of the youth vote.

    US Sen. Lisa Perez Jackson of New Jersey, age 58 (undeclared) – Developing an interest in environmentalism after the Trojan Tower Disaster, Jackson began working for the EPA in 1987, and served as the agency’s Director from 2004 to 2013, where she worked to combat carbon dioxide levels, CO2 emissions, and successfully getting congress to set stricter smog pollution limits; elected to the US Senate in 2014, many of her supporters believe that she needs to bring her experiences and skills confronting Global Climate Disruption to the Oval Office.

    US Rep. Brenda Lawrence of Michigan, age 66 – A longtime supporter of education, Lawrence has been serving in the House since 2015, after serving as Mayor of Southfield from 2001 to 2015; involved in Racial Justice, Government Oversight, Transportation, and Housing activities, Lawrence is heading a campaign focused on “bread-and-butter” issues, and could appeal to voters in urban, suburban and rural areas.

    US Rep. Monica Lewinski of California, age 47 – Representing a “competitive” seat since 2011, the feminist Lewinski was almost picked to be Gary Locke’s running mate in 2016, but was not selected due to not being from a swing state; however, with the electoral college being reformed, the race’s dynamics have changed, and with her being from the union’s most populous state, she could lead the party to victory with her campaign and its emphasis on promoting women’s rights and reversing President Grammer’s tax reforms.

    US Sen. Alexandra Lugaro of Puerto Rico, age 39 – This young Latina “firebrand” served in the House from 2011 to 2019, and in the US Senate since January 2019; a strong advocate of education, economic development, and job creation, she is running on a pro-labor platform that includes calling for the protection of workers from wage theft, “unjust” automation-related layoffs, immigrant abuse, and anti-union endeavors.

    Mr. Bear McSavory of New Jersey, age unknown – The founder and CEO of Bear’s Hotdogs since 1971, this mysterious businessman has launched a low-key campaign that may just be a bizarre promotion of his chain of hotdog stands (his generic and vague campaign netsite has an autolink to the stand closest to one’s location on literally every page); despite his political positions being unclear (apart from backing small businesses and startups) and allegations of being a “joke” candidate, he has already gathered enough signatures and spent enough money to get his moniker on the ballot in several early primaries.

    Fmr Gov. Michael Moore of Michigan, age 66 – Despite serving in various public offices since the age of 18, this former Governor (2011-2019) has developed an anti-establishment record and reputation; with his unique brand of populism, and using the same “anti-capitalist, pro-democracy” mantra he ran on in 2016, Moore is running on his job creation and community development successes made as Governor.

    Gov. Krist Novoselic of Washington, age 55 (undeclared) – With streaks of libertarianism in his record, the reformist Governor of Washington since 2017 may forego re-election to run for President, as a Democrat if not as some third-party candidate; a hypothetical candidacy by the semi-retired guitarist whose political views cannot be easily categorized would focus on grassroots organization, ensuring fair tax distributions, and protecting individual rights.

    Gov. Charlotte Pritt of West Virginia, age 72 – Intermittently serving in state offices since 1984, the pragmatic Pritt has become a “darling” of the Appalachian, Midwest, and Rust Belt regions in recent years; since entering office in 2013, Pritt, who calls herself an “FDR Democrat,” has transformed her home state, launching urban beautification, land reclamation, air quality and “green suburban” infrastructure plans, and diversifying the state economy to include tourism and wind energy; labor unions, nutritionists, educators, environmentalists and feminist groups are backing her candidacy.

    US Sen. Kwame Raoul of Illinois, age 56 – Elected in 2008 and again in 2014, this charismatic Haitian-American lawmaker is retiring from the Senate to run for the White House on a liberal-to-progressive platform; similar to his unsuccessful 2016 run, he is calling for recreadrug policy reform to combat abuse through education, prevention, and assistance programs, and for stronger police precinct reform and civil justice (in connection to recent riots over police shootings).

    Fmr US VP Bob Ross of Alaska, age 78 (undeclared) – The Happy Painting Warrior hasn’t held public office since 2013, he hasn’t won an election since 2008, and he hasn’t won an election on his own since 1990, but darn it, he’s Bob frickin’ Ross, and Ross The Boss is still wildly popular among a section of the party for his longtime of promoting peace, love, environmental protection, humanitarianism, and the arts; since leaving office, he has actively participated in numerous charities, and was a source of comfort and support to survivors of hurricanes in 2017, and of a police shooting in the summer of 2019.

    US Sen. Tom Suozzi of New York, age 58 – A US Senator since 2007 who is third in line for Senate leadership, this enthusiastic Italian-American candidate was previously the Executive of Nassau County, NY from 2002 to 2006, and the Mayor of Glen Cove from 1994 to 2001; he is running on the proposal of creating jobs by establishing more hydrogen power projects and revitalizing urban centers nationwide.

    US Rep. Zephyr Teachout of New York, age 49 – In office since 2015, this advocate of campaign finance reform and government transparency started out in academia, as a college professor and law firm associate; her platform calls for reversing President Grammer’s tax cuts for the wealthy, investing in transportation and technet infrastructure, implementing anti-corruption measures, and centralizing America’s education system.

    Fmr Gov. William Thiebaut Jr. of Colorado, age 73 (undeclared) – A former state senator and former Governor (2011-2019), this father of 15 has floated the idea of running for months now, and may do so on a platform emphasizing his strong support of consumer rights, unions, community, ontech ID protection, and seniors; he could win over Republicans and Independents by leaning on the “family values” themes that got him elected Governor in the first place.

    Rochester Mayor Lovely Ann Warren of New York [not Massachusetts as mistakenly stated on the poll, sorry :( ], age 43 – In office since 2014, the Mayor of Rochester gained national attention in recent years for her apparent success at police precinct reform, neighborhood development, and expanding education opportunities for her city’s youth and vocational opportunities for the city’s workers; she is running on a platform focused on consumer protection, economic renewal, and social safety net improvements.

    Gov. Jeffrey P. Weaver of Vermont, age 54 – Active in statewide politics since the 1980s, he began his career working on local voter registration drives before being elected St. Albans City Ward 4 alderman in 1987, then Mayor of St. Albans in 1990; he served in the state House (1995-2001), then briefly left politics to open a comic book and gaming store in Burlington before serving in the state senate (2007-2011) and as Lieutenant Governor (2011-2015); since becoming Governor in 2015, Weaver has combatted income inequality and public utility issues; he has been endorsed by media mogul Bern Sanders.

    If there’s no clear poll winner after 3 days, I’ll post a second poll with the top 15, 10, or 5 vote-getters, depending on how exactly things play out here.



    Also, since I’m curious how popular Brown is, here’s a preference poll for y’all for the 2020 Republican primaries!: https://www.strawpoll.me/45281931

    And here’s a quick breakdown of all 14 candidates, both declared and undeclared, found on the poll:

    US Sen. Gus Bilirakis of Florida, age 57 (undeclared) – In office since 2011, the Greek-American son of former US Senator Mike Bilirakis has been an outspoken critic of the Vice President’s demeanor, calling his actions and gaffes “uncouth” and “unbecoming of someone in his position”; if he yielded to those calling for him to primary the VP, he would run on a platform supportive of the President’s tax cuts and regulation policies.

    Fmr Lt. Gov. Lewis Kevin Billings of Utah, age 64 – A technocratic conservative Mormon with strong ties to Japan, Billings served as the Mayor of Provo from 1998 to 2010, and was elected Lieutenant Governor in 2012 but lost re-nomination in 2016; he is campaigning on his experience in economic development and his reputation for eloquent public speaking skills, claiming the Vice President is too inexperienced and divisive to win the general election.

    US VP Harley Davidson Brown of Idaho, age 66 – What a character America has for a Vice President; the brutally honest biker-turned-KW2 War Hero can tout an impressive resume over his opponents, having previously served in the US House, as the Mayor of Nampa, and as a Governor; supportive of BLUTAGO-Americans “before it was cool,” Brown’s campaign is an inimitable combination of libertarianism, interventionism, and Christian Values, with his colorful language, rural roots, and brazen personality reminding many GOP voters of another (albeit less controversial) Republican politician - Colonel Sanders.

    State Sen. Edward A. Buchanan of Wyoming, age 53 – Starting out as an attorney before serving in the state House (2003-2013) and state senate (since 2013), Buchanan believes Brown is giving their shared geographical region, and their political party, “a bad rap,” and, because Governor McCain of Montana declined to do so, Buchanan is running as a “more tolerant and tolerable” alternative to Brown.

    Min. Mark Burns of South Carolina, age 41 – An evangelical minister and televangelist already endorsed by former US Rep. Marion Hammer (R-SC), this African-American conservative who passed up a run for Congress in 2018 believes that the Vice President is damaging the reputation of Christian activists despite Brown being highly popular among religious conservatives; Burns also disagrees strongly with Brown’s support for trans rights.

    Fmr US Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell of Colorado, age 87 – This Cheyenne-American former member of the US Olympic Judo Team (1964) held several political offices from 1983 until his retirement from the US Senate in 2005, and previously ran for President in 2004; Campbell is running to keep the election focused on “the real issues at hand” (backing green energy and proper land use, curbing immigration, and cutting taxes and regulations), as he believes Brown would, as President, fail to implement certain policies and spend too much time “bickering with everybody.”

    Fmr US Rep. Raymond J. “Chip” Cravaack of Minnesota, age 61 – This Libya War veteran served in the US House from 2011 to 2015, and lost re-election in an upset he blamed on a third-party conservative candidate on the ballot allegedly spoiling the race for him; with a military background, he considers himself to be a “sensible alternate” to the Vice President, and is running on a platform of “opening up” large sections of preserved land to developers and mining.

    US Sen. Steve Gunderson of Wisconsin, age 69 (undeclared) – Gunderson has served in multiple offices since 1975, most notably as the US Secretary of Labor from early 2013 to late 2017, and has been in his current office since 2019; Gunderson has been openly BLUTAGO since 1995, when he revealed he was in a relationship with a fellow congressman, Harvey Milk (D-CA), which ended amicably in 2002; Gunderson has openly disapproved of Brown’s decorum and style on numerous occasions despite, and may run against them despite their very similar policy positions.

    Fmr US Amb. to New Zealand Mike Leavitt of Utah, age 69 – A pro-EPA Mormon who started out in the insurance business, Leavitt was Lieutenant Governor under Governor Huntsman, from 1993 to 2001, and after losing a bid for Governor in 2000, served in congress from 2003 to 2009; he was the US Ambassador to New Zealand under President Wellstone from 2009 to 2011, stepping down to head a major international organization determined to reverse Global Climate Disruption; he is running due to his belief that Brown would not do enough as President to confront GCD.

    Fmr US Rep. Kevin Mannix of Oregon, age 71 – Developing a moderate-to-conservative record while in congress from 2009 to 2019 (he lost re-election in 2018), Mannix is supportive of ballot measures, and worked on the victims’ rights legislation passed under President Grammer; he is running to “restore prestige to the Republican party,” cut taxes, strengthen the economy, and encourage partnerships between businesses and colleges.

    US Sen. Rand Paul of North Carolina, age 58 (undeclared) – Taking a medical residency in North Carolina led to this technocratic “constitutionalist” libertarian ophthalmologist running for a US Senate seat from there in 2010 and again in 2016; several individuals, including his father, former US Senator and former Presidential candidate Ron Paul (R-TX), believe he should run in order to “save libertarianism’s reputation” from Brown, and return America’s focus to the troubling issues of cybersecurity and the size of the federal government.

    Gov. Darryl W. Perry of New Hampshire, age 48 (undeclared) – This “radical” libertarian, who considers other libertarians like Rand Paul to be “weak moderates,” served as the Mayor of Birmingham, Alabama (2007-2011), then moved to New Hampshire in 2012 and served as a state senator (2015-2017) before being elected Governor in 2016 and 2018; his controversial gubernatorial tenure includes minimizing vehicle license requirements (possibly explaining a recent spike in NH car accidents) and decriminalizing all recreadrugs; supporters ontech want him to bow out of his re-election bid to run for President.

    Fmr Gov. William S. Scranton III of Pennsylvania, age 73 – The son of the late Vice President Scranton already ran for President back in 1992, after being elected Governor in 1986 and 1990, but he is coming out of retirement and returning to the political arena to challenge Brown from the left with a moderate campaign focused on implementing a flat tax and a less isolationistic foreign policy; already, many in the party are calling him a LID (liberal in disguise).

    Fmr WH Chief Foreign Policy Advisor Rob Sobhani of Maryland, age 60 – President Grammer’s former “go-to” man for oversees issues is an Iranian-American born in Kansas with deep ties to Iran (even being friends with Shah Reza Pahlavi) dating back to the 1970s, when he and his parents lived in Iran but moved back to the US to escape political turmoil; he is running to oppose Brown’s “aggressive” tendencies and “hawkish” approach to international diplomacy.



    @Trevor807:
    Mel Blanc – pretty much the same as OTL, surviving a car wreck, voicing Hanna-Barbera cartoons as well as Warner Bros. cartoons; he quit smoking in 1981 and passed away in 1997, having retired from voicing certain characters due to how aging had affected his voice.
    Russi Taylor and Wayne Allwine – both still ended up voicing Mickey and Minnie like in OTL and both married each other like in OTL; however, due to the US having UHC here, he lives long enough to coach/train Bret Iwan and give a few tips to Chris Diamantopoulos, retiring from voicing duties in 2016 amid declining health, and passed away from diabetes in 2018 at the age of 71, with Taylor passing away in September 2019 (there was no Martin Prince character, but she did voice minor characters on Futurama and many other shows).
    Roseanne Barr – similar to OTL; star of “Roseanne” (1988-1995, cancelled), “Roseanne Returns” (2004-2006, cancelled), “Roseanne’s Nuts” (2011-2012, cancelled), and “Roseanne Returns Yet Again” (2014-2018, cancelled); got into politics in the late 1990s in opposition to the War on Recreadrugs, and was the Democratic nominee for Governor of Hawaii in 2002 (she lost the election to Mike Gabbard, as mentioned in the November 2002 chapter).
    Joe Alaskey – voice actor like in OTL; mentioned in Chapter 116 as voicing Akbar on “Life In Heck,” and ITTL he died from cancer in early 2019, age 66.
    4Kids Entertainment – still around, but has been primarily involved in various anime projects since the late 1990s.
    Ronald McDonald and McDonaldland from McDonald’s – I previously mentioned McDonaldland in March 1994 as being showcased in McDonald’s commercials in the 1970s and being the inspiration for the “Waikiki Sea” and worldbuilding done for SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine; McDonaldland remained a popular gimmick until the 1990s, when McDonald’s sought to copy the popularity of SpongeBob’s hybrid animated-live action commercials by making Ronald McDonald and friends animated, but the premise continued to fall out of favor; commercials that had Cartoon Ron (1995-2002) interacting with celebrities also failed, resulting in the premise of McDonaldland being scrapped as a marketing tool; however, in recent years, some technetters have voiced support for the idea of McDonald’s bringing it back, either in commercials, or even as its own TV show, similarly to the SpongeBob show of the 1990s.
    The Bugs Bunny Show – pretty much the same as OTL, except here it ran from 1948 to 1978, and the 1965-1972 episodes were noticeably less violent than the rest of them due the Sanders administration looking down on the depiction of violence in children’s programming; the closest thing this TL has to Space Jam would be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar playing a universe-jumping superhero in a live-action/animated hybrid film called “Toon Slam,” a “spiritual successor” to Who Framed Roger Rabbit made in 2001 that parodied the superhero films coming out at the time, produced by Warner Bros and also starring Brendan Frasier and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
    The Looney Tunes – Without Space Jam, there is no Lola Bunny; instead, after the Arkwave of 1970, a recurring female character, the tough-but-lovable Bonnie Bunny, was created and introduced on the Bugs Bunny Show in early 1972; Looney Tune shows like Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Baby Toons, and Duck Dodgers still come about in the 1990s/2000s, along with a new road-runner series called “Coyote Falls,” and a surprisingly mature series on the fastest mouse in all of Mexico called “Speedy.”
    Greg Burson – got sober in 1999 but relapsed in 2002 due to the isolating effects of the safezoning shutdowns brought on by the SARS pandemic; he took a lengthy leave of absence in 2003 to enter rehab and returned to voice acting in 2004; passed away suddenly in 2018 from diabetes complications.
    Alex Trebek – pretty much the same as OTL
    Bob Barker – also pretty much the same as OTL
    Dale Earnhardt – still alive, still racing.
    Derek Savage – the poet? OTL. The footballer? Also OTL. EDIT: Wait, you meant Derek Chauvin, didn’t you? If you did: served in KW2 and became Cottage Grove’s youngest Sheriff in 2006 at the age of 30, but he resigned in 2009 in protest of Governor Johnson’s efforts to reform police precincts across Minnesota; after working for a security guard training agency, his record as sheriff came under scrutiny by Minnesota’s Attorney General, leading to him being acquitted on two counts of abuse of power in 2013 but guilty on a third one in 2014; he was pardoned by outgoing Governor Bachmann in 2019, and currently teaches law enforcement at Northern Arizona University.
    Chris Savino – lead storyboard artist for several animated TV shows in the 1990s and directed several direct-to-MLD movies in the aughts and 2010s.
    John Kricfalusi – taken down in the Arkwave of 1986 and failed to get his career back off the ground under pseudonyms; currently teaches social studies at Seneca College in Toronto and was recently reprimanded after being caught drinking on the job; he plans on retiring to Florida in 2022.
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film adaptations – the one starring Gene Wilder was still made, and a remake directed by Chris Columbus was released in 2005 (MLD sales of the original film just prior to the SARS quarantine renewed interest in the original).
    Mel Brooks – When Spaceballs came out in 1988 in OTL, it was initially criticized for being a few years too late for satirizing the series, but I saw it as possibly keeping Star Wars fans entertained enough to give Lucas time to work on the prequels. So here, it comes out about a year early with pretty much the same cast; after the third prequel film is set for 2001, Brooks begins work on Spaceballs II in earnest in order for the film to not come out too “late,” only for the SARS pandemic to delay the film’s release until the summer of 2004; starring most of the original cast, including Pullman, Candy and Zuniga, it’s considered to be not as good as the original classic but still a funny and fun self-aware parody film.
    Jerry Springer – he was already mentioned as being a US Congressman in 1970 and as being the Governor of Ohio from 1987 to 1995; after an unsuccessful bid for a US Senate seat (he’s not eligible for the Presidency in OTL/TTL!), he began hosting a talk radio show before landing a TV deal with The Overmyer Network in 1998, leading to The Jerry Springer Show, a serious issues-oriented political talk show, premiering in 1999; the show did better in ratings the more it focused on younger viewers and addressing major controversial topics, but with his reputation on the line – he’s even offered an ambassadorship in 2009, and serves as a special UN Ambassador in 2011 – he refrains from making his show “smutty” or what have you; he ended his show in 2015 and then worked on Locke’s presidential campaign; he currently is an advisor for the Burwell campaign, and could be selected for DNC Chair in 2021.
    Code Monkeys – never heard of it; I’ll cover it in the next chapter
    US Coins, Stamps and Paper Money – The half dollar still has Ben Franklin on it, though calls for the mint to add Colonel Sanders and/or the assassinated Lee Iacocca to the currency still persist to this day; Eisenhower dollars were still minted from 1971 to 1978 like in OTL, and a copper-nickel half-dollar coin of LBJ was printed from 1981 to 1999. Iacocca was on the silver 1-dollar coin in Ecuador from 1997 to 2017, and on a commemorative nickel in the U.A.E. in 2005; commemorative 1-dollar coins were introduced in 2014 to honor the 90th birthday of Lee Iacocca, and soon after, coins were made honoring Eisenhower, LBJ, and the Colonel, with special coins being made depicting Kemp and Denton soon after their respective deaths. The only major change to paper currency was replacing Jackson for Tubman on the 20-dollar bill (announced in 2005, printing began in 2007). I have no idea how stamps would be different ITTL.
    List of Pixar films – will be included in a 2020 chapter, along with a list of Disney animated theatrical films
    I’ll address “Mickey Mouse franchises,” Horror hosts Elvira and Svengoolie, Seltzer and Friedberg, and the COPS TV show in the next chapter.



    @Rochester1202:
    Law & Order – still got created, but has even more spinoffs, prequels and other related shows and international versions than in OTL, including one strictly covering real-life cases, one called “Night & Day,” an X-Files rip-off called “Law & Order: Paranormal,” and several more “localized” versions such as “Law & Order: Louisville” and “Law & Order: Las Vegas.”
    Perry Mason – original version aired from 1957 to 1968; a continuation in 1976 performed poorly in the ratings; a second TV series ran from 1983 until Raymond Burr died in 1993; a fourth series, a reboot starring Glenn Close as Perry Mason, ran from 2004 until its cancellation in 2010.
    Friends – Runs from 1994 to 2005, with production halting temporarily in 2002 to write the SARS pandemic into the series; I’m not at all sure if the cast stays the same (Tea Leoni for Rachel? Janeane Garofalo for Monica? Who’d replace Matthew Perry if he even could be replaced at all – Jason Bateman, William Ragsdale, Scott Waara (if he’s not too old)? I think Kudrow may still play Pheobe instead of Megan Mullally, Ross was written specifically for Schwimmer, and I can’t picture anyone playing Joey better than Matt Le Blanc); Chandler was kept a gay character as he was originally going to be, and ends up marrying a recurring character played by Ron Palillo in 2004; Monica ends up with Joey, which is funny given his reckless impulsiveness and her fidgety cleanliness habits (diagnosed as mild OCD in a serious episode, that showcases Matt’s caring nature, in 2000), and they marry in 2002, but Joey struggles to adjust to married life until Monica gets pregnant in 2003 and he enters Dad Mode in 2004; There are more prominent African-American recurring characters, played by Victoria Rowell, Karen Malina White, and Jason Bernard (who survives a 1996 heart attack and dies in 2012); Phoebe’s tragic backstory (abandonment, homelessness, etc) gets a bit more focus and she ends up founding and heading a major charity organization after helping with community assistance efforts during the SARS pandemic (and survives SARS in a serious 2003 episode); an annoying recurring character from Season 1 that didn’t really “fit” into the show disappeared after that season and it was releaved in Season 6 that he joined the army and was killed in KW2; Season 9 (2003) has Joey trying and failing to skydive off the WTC; Ross and Rachel finally settle down in Season 11, but, beforehand, Rachel also married and divorced two people which made her a hypocrite for insulting Ross for doing the same earlier on in the series; Gunther dates Phoebe in Season 4, and in Season 10 marries Janice, which the show suggests he already regrets.
    Happy Days – not sure; how much of the 1960s did that show depict in OTL? Since the turbulence of the 1960s happened much earlier ITTL, it’s possible the show keeps the characters in the 1950s a la That 70s Show, or simply wraps up earlier than it did in OTL, I don't really know.
    Andy Griffith – The Andy Griffith Show still airs from 1960 to 1968 like in OTL; same goes for Matlock, 1986-1995.
    Murder, She Wrote – pretty much the same as OTL, except it runs from 1984 to 2001, and episodes after season six more often depict her stumbling across murders outside of her hometown, while visiting various locations that are high in crime.
    Party of Five – similar to OTL
    Wonder Years – Airing from 1988 to 1994 and taking place from 1968 to 1974, it initially (Season 1, 1968-1969) focuses more on the coming-of-age side of things before focusing more on the changing social events of the time period it covers (Seasons 2-6, 1969-1974), especially women’s rights in Seasons 2 and 3; the series ends with the main character starting a spontaneous cross-country road trip to celebrate graduating from high school. Also: Boy Meets World is cancelled after season three due to the show becoming way too serious, costing them viewers.
    Facts of Life – basically the same as OTL; same goes for Diff’rent Strokes.
    NYPD Blue – similar to OTL, airing from 1993 to 2004; it was criticized by Jesse Jackson for its depiction of violence, nudity, and racist stereotypes, continued allegations of racial insensitivity led to the show being rebranded to try and address the concerns, but this instead alienated viewers; these missteps combined with controversial statements made by some cast and crew members in regards to Jackson’s police precinct reform efforts and the Goetz campaign led to the show being cancelled in 2003, with the final episodes airing in early 2004.
    Homicide: Life on The Street – also similar to OTL, airing from 1993 to 1997, with many people who worked on TTL’s Popeye Doyle (TV show starring Ed O’Neill, 1986-1992) working on its early seasons.
    Saved by the Bell – “Good Morning, Miss Bliss” begins airing in 1988, but after three seasons, the show evolves into an anthology-like series with new student and teacher character entering the series and then leaving after a few seasons, similar to a real school; the series concluded with a 10-year-anniversary (Season 1) “class reunion” episode in 1998, but a feature-length TV special was later made in 2017.
    Family Matters/Urkel – Given it was a spinoff of another ’80s series and Urkel, the character that made the show so popular, was originally supposed to be a minor role and doesn’t even appear until episode 4, I’m honestly not sure what happened with this show/character, or if they even come into existence at all. Any ideas or suggestions?



    @DARTHSAND:
    According to what I’ve read online, the premise of Phineas and Ferb was based on Povenmire’s mother telling him to never waste a single day of summer vacation, so I think the show would exist. Both Povenmire and Marsh met when they worked across from each other as layout artists for The Simpsons, so here, if they meet, it may be because they both end up getting hired for work the layout for Life In Heck. Then they work on Rocko’s Modern Life and Futurama together. Around this time, they develop ideas for the show, though I don’t know if they still come up with the “Triangle Kid” doodle or pick a platypus instead of some other animal. The two pitch the show to several networks in 2002, when animation was one of the few industries to not be severely impacted by the SARS pandemic, thus creating a rush to produce animated content to placate the masses stuck indoors. Phineas and Ferb, if it’s even called that here, gets greenlit during this time, and receives a limited run during the summer months of 2003 and 2004. In 2005, the show begins airing more regularly, and concludes after five seasons and three movies, with three spinoff shows (airing in 2007-2008, 2012-2017, and 2014-2018) being made as well.

    The next chapter's E.T.A.: June 8 at the very latest!
     
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    Chapter 119: January 2020 – June 2020
  • Chapter 119: January 2020 – June 2020

    “Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”

    – John F. Kennedy (OTL)



    “How does ranked choice voting work?”

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    – video frequently “shared” on social media as the 2020 President election neared, first posted 1/2/2020, ourvids.co.can



    …The feud between the Prosecutor-General and Chief Justice bringing the investigation into the Russia-Eritrea Scandal to a standstill. With advancements only being possible at the oblast level, the Chief Justice quietly supported local circuits to take on the role of prosecutor. Given the international elements of the case, he believed that the Nikolayev administration’s “lock” on information was a false perception – that the truth could be extracted from the case’s Eritrean elements if not from its Russian elements.

    Meanwhile, the number of voices demanding activist Vlad Putin be either released or given a fair trial only continued to grow. In January 2020, former National Assemblyperson and liberal Presidential candidate Boris Nemtsov led a peace rally of roughly 10,000 people in Yaroslavl demanding Putin be released, calling Putin “more of a patriot” than Nikolayev...

    – Victor Cherkashin’s Relentless: The Leaders of Post-Soviet Russia, Basic Books, 2022 edition



    CLAIM: Terraformation chemicals were released on Mars, either in 2003 or 2018

    Rumors circulating ontech have different “culprits” (usually either the US, China, or the Middle Eastern Bloc) but the same claim, that greenhouse gases and other chemical elements were illegally released into Mars’ atmosphere to start a terraformation project by “introducing” oxygen to the Red Planet.

    VERDICT: 100% FALSE

    EXPLANATION: The motive makes no sense. If such technology even exists (and it doesn’t, as explained in the links here and here), why try and hide it (and we say try because NASA’s autorover Hyperion 1 is currently on Mars, and routinely tests the soil and analyzes the planet’s atmosphere, temperature and other measurements; if there were any signs of such a project occurring, the Hyperion 1 would surely find it (but it won’t, because there was no such thing), and because NASA maintains a live feed of Houston Control, such a discovery from the autorover would be difficult to coverup)? According to the theories ontech, major governments are keeping the technology under wraps in order to have complete control over Mars. However, even if this was the case (which it isn’t), what would stop other countries from landing on Mars? Going deeper down the rabbit hole of these rumors, filled in talks on extraterrestrial property rights, the lack of any current “globally binding” documentation prohibiting “people from littering on Mars” (which its own entry here) and other discussions, makes us conclude that these rumors are much closer to works of sci-fi/fantasy fiction writing set in the distant future than it is to reality.

    – factorfiction.co.uk, a rumor/conspiracy theory debunking website, 1/2/2020 entry



    “The fourth industrial revolution is already here. We are seeing technology become involved in every aspect of our jobs, culture, and communication. History-wise, where are we at this point, the “era” that we are living through, began at the turn of the century. Technological innovation jumpstarted by the SARS shutdown to did create it. It only quickened our era’s arrival – an era of merging and blending the physical, digital, and biological with one another, an era of advanced automation, artificial intelligence, remote 3D printing, genetic engineering, nanotechnology, and quantum computing. This is our time, this is our present. The reason why we’re failing to realize it is because only some people truly have any actual access to it, and even less are utilizing its potential.”

    – Dr. John Baruch, technology and language professor at MIT, TumbleweedTV interview, 1/3/2020



    …The moment of truth came on the appropriately “lazy” Saturday afternoon on January 4, 2020. Bob Ross announced that he wasn’t going to run for President for a third time, citing his satisfaction with the field of candidates, especially leading candidates Pritt, Moore and Lugaro, whom he described as having “the right kind of constructive, vibrant and positive attitude and energy that we all need to see more of more often.” Painter Bob made the announcement on his front yard, wearing sweats to reinforce his proclamation that he was “staying comfortably” in semi-retirement.

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    Ross concluded the declaration with the reveal that he would instead be starting an anti-poverty NPO with media mogul Bern Sanders and several humanitarian individuals to send school supplies to children in poverty-stricken nations abroad.

    Meanwhile, enthusiasm for the top four frontrunners continued on, as their campaign messages resonated highly among those polled. US Senator Oletha Faust-Goudeau (dubbed “OFG” by technetters) sought to become a fifth member of the top-tier group, but struggled to expand her base…

    – Penelope Miller-Martin’s For Now: The 2020 Election, Ascension Book Center, 2021



    ..As Air Force One readied for descent, the First Lady went over to her husband’s office. “Are you coming, Kelsey? Or do you want to want to meet with her in here?”

    “Alright, alright,” Grammer exhaled a worried huff. Standing up from the plane’s Presidential desk, he closed the book in his hands; for the past several minutes, he had reading about another famous trip to Beijing. “You made it look so easy, Colonel,” he said to the treatise as he put it down on the desktop. Governor Hal Heiner of Kentucky had given him a copy of Rick Perlstein’s Colonel’s Country: The Trials and Crises of Chicken King Presidency – a copy signed by Perlstein and several members of the Sanders family – in 2016, but only began reading it in December 2019. However, after several decades of breezing through scripts, the President could read very quickly, and had already reached the chapter covering the 1968 Beijing Summit.

    “The man established quite the precedence, didn’t he?”

    With a sympathetic sigh, First Lady Marissa said, “You’re going to be fine. You’ve done so many of these diplomatic meet-and-greets.”

    “Yes, but not one quite like this. This one is with the PRC. You only get one shot with the PRC.”

    “Kelsey, you and your advisors are going to sit down with Jianmei and you’re going to tell her what the two of you already know – cyberattacks from China are a bad look for them, and in today’s world of international trade, they can’t afford a repeat of 1988.”

    “Yeah, yeah, the whole Uyghur Crisis, the global boycotts,” he paused, “Wait, how do you remember that? You were twelve then.”

    “It’s called research, honey. That and you keep bringing your work home with you,” she answered as she exited the room.

    “Well it’s kind of hard to avoid doing that when you live on top of your office,” Grammer called out as he put on his jacket and followed her out, “As everyone found out during the SARS Pandemic!”

    Premier Guo greeted her American counterpart on the tarmac and the two world leaders exchanged pleasantries in an amicable and friendly way. Soon enough, they were sitting across from one another in a secluded room to discuss how to better US-Chinese relations. While exact words not recorded, advisors who witnessed the meeting allege Grammer brought up cybersecurity immediately but slyly, telling Guo that her administration would greatly benefit from starting off on the right foot. Guo agreed with the sentiment, and assured Grammer that her tenure’s first priority was taken in “a better direction” and combat alleged domestic terrorists and hacks in China. Grammer presented the equally vague promise that America would “work in solidarity with any and all countries” hit by cybersecurity attacks, hacks, and other forms of technet-based economic espionage.

    After further discussions of the economies and security concerns of their respective lands, Go and Grammer agreed that Russia’s President Nikolayev was a destruction element on the world stage, with Guo trying to indicate that all cyber attacks were from Russia, which Grammer considered calling her out on, but instead let the comments slide by. They next discussed the dynamics of labor and its relations with types of government structure. The high point of the evening for Grammer was Guo conceding that union representative could keep open the lines of communication between workers, management, and government. However, she did not stand down from her belief that markets were too “destructive” when they were truly “free” from government intervention, and even pointed to the immediate devastation brought on by the global recessions of 2002 and 2013, and from the Russian recession still occurring as “the best examples” of this “pattern.”

    The meeting concluded on a handshake in private, and another one out in front of the cameras. Grammer later called the meeting “a scratch,” with neither leader gaining – or losing – much from it outside of being able to claim diplomatic prowess.

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    Above: Premier Guo Jianmei

    – Kathryn Millstone’s The Grammer Administration, Borders Books, 2021



    …The US’s NASA announced that the world has reached a milestone today – there are now more space probes out in space functioning at the same time than at any other point in world history, with the number of probes, sent out by space agencies in the states, and in Europe, the Middle East, China, Russia and Japan, totaling in at 32 probes...

    – BBC World News, 1/12/2020 broadcast



    “So here’s another op-ed (pause) published in the New York Times (pause) in which another elitist – not Bill Krystal this time, it’s one of his friends this time – and it’s really something (pause) it’s really something else. (long pause) So look at this – this guy is complaining about the lack of a ‘steady hand’ in the race. He’s lamenting the lack of a status quo candidate. He writes ‘moderate voices are shying away from the democratic process’ because they are not being represented by either candidate. (long pause) So (pause) this is ridiculous. This guy is essentially complaining that there’s no pro-establishment moderate do-nothing standard politician in the race, even though all the candidates – let me know you – yeah – voter satisfaction with the current selection of candidates is at an all-time high. (long pause) Of course it is, because the major candidates are either progressives or populists, and, to various and different degrees, want to actually do something to help people. (pause) Now, you all know I don’t like Harley Brown’s policies, but at this point, he effectively IS the Republican party base. (pause) So, this guy, man, he must be really delusional if he thinks he sounds smart by saying that people want a do-nothing candidate in this race. Only the super-wealthy top 1% of the country would back such a candidate. (pause) Which really shows what kind of elitist bubble Bill Krystal and his friends really live in, man.”

    – political analyst Kyle Kulinski, OurVids.co.can, 1/16/2020



    “I’m suspending my campaign for President, and I am endorsing Monica Lewinsky’s Presidential campaign, because we have to defeat Harley Brown, and Monica is our best shot at that.”

    – US Senator Tom Suozzi (D-NY), 1/24/2020



    …scientists working on trying to develop artificial parthenogenesis (asexual reproduction and the merging of ova) for same-sex couples have made a technological breakthrough… …The discovery comes at an “exciting” time for the medical field… “Artificial wombs are starting to become a thing for the very wealthy,” the project manager explains, “and the experimental testing of the artificial insertion of donor womb into male bodies also in its first trial stages.” The field of reproduction is truly blossoming at the moment…

    – scientificamerican.co.usa, 1/29/2020



    NEW REPORT CLAIM FAST FOOD “STILL” #1 CAUSE OF WEIGHT GAIN ISSUES IN CHILDREN

    …40% of Americans today are either overweight or obese, with over 30% of children and adolescents consuming fast food on any given day while. The report also alleges that 75% of overweight children say that McDonald’s is their favorite place at which to eat, while 11% of them say that KFC is their favorite, and 6% of them say that SpongeBob’s Undersea Cuisine is their favorite...

    Wall Street Journal, 2/2/2020



    “Teddy Roosevelt said ‘Speak softly and carry a big stick.’ Under a Brown administration, that phrase is gonna be updated to ‘speak softly, act kindly, and pack a lot of heat.’”

    – VP Harley Brown, televised rally in Concord, NH; 2/3/2020



    RAND PAUL LAUNCHES LAST-MINUTE ANTI-HARLEY CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT

    The Washington Post, 2/5/2020



    HOST: “We are honored to have Governor Pritt be joining us now, live from her campaign bus. Hello, Charlotte.”

    Guest Charlotte PRITT (on VidCall): “Hello everyone, thank you for having me on your show.”

    HOST: “No problem, Charlotte. So let’s just get right to. Charlotte, automation – good or bad?”

    PRITT: “Good long-term, but bad short-term. It can replace a lot of dangerous and demanding jobs, but we have to focus on finding and creating new jobs for workers because their livelihoods are automated.”

    Guest Ronald BAILEY: “But Governor, as someone who’s worked in Silicon Valley, I know that automation can lead to great advancements. Right now there’s work being done on robot military soldiers, so not too many decades from now, instead of us killing each other, we’ll be sending robots to kill other robots.”

    PRITT: “Ron–”

    Guest Janice FINE: “Or to kill people. Did you stop to think about that? Because they did, and they liked the idea – that’s why they’re working on it!”

    HOST: “Alright, alright, let’s stay focused here. Charlotte, you were saying?”

    PRITT: “Well, Ron what you’re describing is going to be a major issue a few years from now at the least. It’s not a pressing issue right now, and even if it was, you still didn’t address how replacing people with robots is going to help families afford food, school and housing. Our priorities need to change. I understand more than anyone else in this race that automation means that people will no longer have to physically perform menial factory positions, hazardous area inspections, and other dangerous tasks. But each job eliminated must be replaced by at least one new job – before the old job is automated away in order to ensure that American workers can still be employed. For every robotic arm that replaces ten workers on an assembly line, at least ten more jobs have to be created. They can be jobs to deploy, monitor and control the new technology from a safer point, or they can be new jobs in America’s growing services industries. But the workers who need to be retrained for new jobs must get the re-training help they need. As Governor, I’ve established programs to do this very thing, but it needs to be done at the national level.”

    BAILEY: “Alright, alright, fair points, but you’ve got to admit that automation can replace hospital attendants and work as TAs, help us in space exploration and sewage/pollution cleanup, serve as dog walkers and pet sitters, and work as security guards, cafeteria workers, janitorial staff, and surgery assistants.”

    PRITT: “I know – that’s why we need to have programs to create jobs to and retraining programs to help workers before they lose their jobs – so they can find work immediately afterward and thrive, instead of struggling to get by.”

    HOST: “It would also mean no more waiter positions, Ronald.”

    FINE: “Well, asking for tips means that the worker has to beg the customers for the income that their employers won’t provide, so maybe that’d be a good thing!”

    – KNN roundtable discussion, 2/14/2020 broadcast



    In February 2020, President Grammer, Secretary Morningstar, and Secretary Rodham-Clinton reviewed the recent talks with China. Discussing its effects and implications in the Oval Office, Grammer seemed uncertain of its success. “According to my Chief Foreign Policy Advisor, the summit is trending on China’s social media sites, but because of China’s censorship policies, its all because of China’s glowing reviews for Guo. The people are not being made aware of their country’s hacking even though that was why we met with her in the first place! Their media outlets are saying that she reached out to us first when it was the other way around, and they are claiming that she dominated the talks. She didn’t dominate, she spoke just as much and just as confidently as me, and I should know – I was there!”

    Morningstar nodded before confessing, “We are basically in a Cold War-like state of tension with the Chinese right now, Kelsey. We’ve been so for over a decade at the least, and restrictions on speech is becoming an increasingly prominent player in it.” He vented, “we keep hoping that exposing them to western ideas will lead to communism collapsing. But it doesn’t seem to be working.”

    “It has to work,” Grammer added, “China needs to embrace free internal markets and basic human rights like freedom of speech if they want to compete on the world stage, but it seems everyone in their government is fighting like crazy against it! Even Guo Jianmei.” Grammer sighed, “She is not as reformist as I expected her to be.”

    “Well,” Rodham-Clinton observed, “It’s like how the tired, old line goes, ‘Absolute power corrupts absolutely’.”

    “Either that or China’s Communist Party pulls far more strings than we thought,” suggested Morningstar.

    Leaning back in his chair behind the Resolute Desk, Grammer checked the time on his techslab. He said to himself, “Right, right,” before returning his attention to he two Secretaries. “We’ll discuss this some more later. Right now, I have got to head out to New Hampshire to speak at one of Harley’s rallies.”

    “Oof. My condolences,” commented Rodham-Clinton.

    “Oh, Hillary, I don’t think he’s that bad once you get to know him,” Grammer defended his Vice President as he packed his techslab into his case. “I mean, sure, he’s a bit rough around the edges –”

    “A rough as a chainsaw,” Rodham-Clinton murmured.

    “–but he means well.”

    “Yeesh! Do not include that in your speech, Kelsey,” Morningstar advised. “The phrase ‘Meaning well’ is, like, the worst thing you can say about someone. It indicates that they always fail to do well.”

    As he went to put on his jacket, Grammer replied, “Well, that’s not true! Don’t forget that when I had that heart attack seven years so, and he had to step in as Acting President, he was the one that pressured congress into passing the stimulus bill I was failing to get through. And he worked with the Senate on the tax reform acts of 2013 and 2017. And he spearheaded all those successful road repair initiatives, and vastly improved relations between bikers and police! The reason why the man’s ideology is all over the place is because he’s too busy trying to get things done to even care about keeping track of what labels people keep wanting to put on him!”

    “Okay,” Morningstar conceded, “fair points.”

    “And he’s, you know, he’s a good family man,” Grammer added, “Great with kids, loves his wife.” The President was possibly thinking back to Second Lady Rita Gravel, who separated from her husband in 1980 and divorced him soon after he left office in 1981 over his infidelity while in office. Handing his suitcase over to a Secret Serviceman awaiting to escort him to the President’s helicopter resting outside, Grammer declared, “A sex scandal is not the kind of scandal I’d expect from him.”

    “Many said the same thing about Denton, Kelsey,” said Morningstar.

    “No, I’m confident Harley wouldn’t be another Denton,” Grammer reiterated. “First of all, he genuinely believes God spoke to him and thinks he’s destined to do great things, so he wouldn’t risk throwing that away, and, you know, fail to follow the 'un-see-able' path God has laid out for him. Second of all, I have never heard the man lie – not even a polite little white lie! So he wouldn’t be able to hide a scandal even nearly as well as Denton did – well, almost did.”

    “That’s true,” Rodham-Clinton remarked curtly, “Last Christmas, at a GOP Senate meeting, he overheard Senator Stovall ask her husband if she looked overweight in this new dress, and Harley bellowed out ‘It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat!’ Classy.”

    “Oh, come on, Hillary, now, really! After eight years of him making those kind of remarks, you and everyone else should be used to it by now,” Grammer bellowed. “But once you look past his grisly appearance, you can clearly see that he’s a good guy. Maybe it’s because I’ve been working with him for so long, but, well, what can I say? He’s grown on me. He grows on you.”

    “Yeah, like a fungus,” Rodham-Clinton suggested.

    “No,” Morningstar countered, “like a fungus that cocoons into a leather-clad butterfly!” The two Secretaries shared a small chortle.

    “Well regardless of what you two think of him, I really think he can win in November, and if he can win it, that means he earned it, and maybe that means he deserves it, too!” The President shouted as he walked out the door.

    – historian Jane Mackaman’s What Principles Endure: An Examination of The Grammer Presidency, Vintage E-Books, 2022



    …Major fast-food brands remain popular thanks to these improvements in maintaining cleanliness, fast service, and child-friendly atmospheres, distinguishing them in the industry as family-friendly choices over foul-mouthed greasy spoons and snobby high-end restaurants. However, while fast-food companies promote healthy menu options, their offerings are still no substitute for purchasing more nutritional products from supermarkets, local small farms, and locally-sourced farm-to-table markets…

    – Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals, Sunrise Publishers, 2021



    Sign The Petition Below! Bring Back The TV Show “COPS”!

    …the gritty reality TV series was unfairly cancelled in 2001, shortly after President Jesse Jackson entered office. After twelve controversial years on air, the series was axed just because a rising number of Hispanic Americans were complaining about its presentation of non-white suspects. The show covered the everyday lives of law enforcement in a unique way that no cop show has truly replicated since. Allegations of supposed prejudice against non-white citizens should not stand in the way of high-quality entertainment. Please sign the petition today to tell The Overmyer Network to bring back “COPS.”

    – ontech petition, circulated across multiple sites, first posted 2/20/2020; within the next 3 months, only 657 people signed the petition



    …In recent months, the parent company has heightened efforts to expand the menus and technet presence of its businesses.

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    Above: KFC Special Roasted Chicken platter

    Under the command of Finger Lickin’ Good, Inc. Head Executive David Novak, KFC-US’ R&D department turned to KFC-Japan for guidance as the corporation sought to better promote healthy menu options to their customers. In February 2020, a team of roughly 50 “food specialists” traveled with KFC-Japan executives to Okinawa, known for its locals’ longevity, to analyze their eating habits. The American team observed that the traditional Japanese diet was rich in fish, seafood, and plant-based foods with minimal amounts of animal protein, added sugars, and fat. Two months later, KFC and Wendy’s began promoting their fish fillet burgers more prominently.

    The specialists also studied the people’s manner of eating, called “washoku,” which consists of small dishes of simple, fresh, and seasonal ingredients. This eating pattern is rich in nutrients and may provide numerous health benefits, including improved weight loss, digestion, longevity, and overall health. [1] The main problem KFC-US had with this, though, was that such eating habits run counter to the large portions of fast food items that Americans were used to and enjoyed consuming.

    Not long after, the American answer to washoku was introduced at select locations with the offering of KFC “mini-meals” – half the portions for half the price! The promotion received overwhelmingly positive media attention, but was considered to be only a “decent” financial investment for FLG Inc., and in the past a few weeks, the parent company has scaled back the halved portions option even further, to outlets found in only 11 states…

    – Marlona Ruggles Ice’s A Kentucky-Fried Phoenix: The Post-Colonel History of Most Famous Birds In The World, Hawkins E-Publications, 2020



    CLAIM: Michael Moore Once Said “I Hate America”

    VERDICT: 100% False!

    EXPLANATION: While the comments of politicians are often taken out of context, a widely-circulated 20-second video allegedly showing Presidential candidate Michael Moore declaring “I hate America” during some kind of stump speech. This video being shared ontech is part of a rising wave in video manipulation. …Advancements in facial recognition technology in recent years has seen such software be used in high-budget Hollywood films to de-age actors, meaning that this is not the first time that that this technology has been used. This is not the first time a politician’s face has been convincingly edited into digital footage, either. Last year, Vice President Brown’s face was “pasted” onto a Nazi character in a scene from the 2008 WWII film “Children of Winter.” While quickly debunked, the video confused and convinced many, especially when given the fact that Brown did cameo in the T.O.N. drama series “Sons of Anarchy” in 2011, 2013 and 2014. The rise in manipulated digital videos must be matched by a rise in vigilance; it is always important to inspect the sources of videos prior to sharing them or even believing them. For example, this Moore video was first posted ontech in early 2016 by a now-dead OurVid account that was known for uploading videos that prominently featured photo manipulation…

    – factorfiction.co.can, 3/1/2020 entry



    PRITT SCORES UPSET WITH 1ST PLACE IN N.H. PRIMARY! Moore Finishes In 2nd Place, Lugaro In 3rd

    …on the Republican side of the night, Senator Paul overperformed with 25% of the vote, versus Vice President Brown’s 67% of the vote, with the remaining 8% going to various other candidates…

    The New York Times, 3/3/2020



    WEAVER BOWS OUT OF LONG-SHOT WHITE HOUSE BID, ENDORSES PRITT

    …the progressive politician also announced that he will not make a last-minute entry into the ongoing gubernatorial race and so will retire at the end of his third and current term…

    – The Burlington Free Press, Vermont newspaper, 3/4/2020



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    – Charlotte Pritt vidcalling supporters in near Fort Davis, rural western Texas, from her home in Hurricane, West Virginia, 3/5/2020



    “I want to take this minute to pay tribute to the working people of West Virginia, especially my father, Garnet Pritt, who was the United Mine Worker President of Local 1766, and to my mother, Tina Pritt, who spent the night on the picket line with me when I was a senator. I wear this red scarf – I know, it’s not the same as the red bandanas that the miners wore on Blair mountain when they were fighting for the union – but it is the scarf that my mother had worn during those cold nights out there, and I wear it to remember her and my father, who are no longer with us. And I know they’re looking down on me and on us, from up there, and they’re smiling because of what we’re accomplishing here. And I want to thank them for the values they taught me.

    Growing up, my family and I knew that if we were ever in trouble, there were two places to go to – the union hall and the church, where there were people who understood the importance of working together in a community...”

    – Gov. Charlotte Pritt, televised stump speech in Macon, GA; 3/7/2020 [2]



    …The shared feelings of goodwill in the Balkans were exemplified on 8 March 2020, in a scene at the UN building, in which the President of Turkey and the Prime Minister of Greece hugged each other after each gave an impassioned speech about the other’s country. The moment highlighted how, against all odds, Greek-Turkish diplomatic relations are currently at a record high in terms of strength, closeness and friendliness…

    – Frederick B. Chary’s The Modern Balkans: The History of Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Romania and Turkey After The End of the Cold War Era, Greenwood Publishers, 2020 edition



    …Since then, the Peoples Temple church founded by Jim and Marceline Jones as dwindled in size considerably. As of 2020, the Temple Church only has roughly 20,000 followers, a far cry from its mid-1980s peak of roughly 600,000…

    – clickopedia.co.usa



    GEORGIA PRIMARY RESULTS: Charlotte Bests Oletha, Alexandra In Three-Way Nail-Biter; Harley Beats Rand By 5% Margin

    …mobilizing the state’s rural and suburban voters allow Pritt to edge out her closest challengers. Meanwhile, in the Republican primary, support for the Vice President appeared weaker than polling suggested, with Senator Rand Paul coming surprisingly close to pulling off an upset victory…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 3/10/2020



    “Beards have grown in popularity in this decade because of the current administration. It started off as a way of showing support for then-Presidential candidate Harley Brown, but once President Grammer began sporting one in 2014, the facial choice quickly caught on in the rest of the party. It’s why Rand Paul grew out a beard, for instance. And I’ve noticed that even some Democratic politicians, many who live in Republican states, grow out beards now to try to appeal to Republican voters, like Senator Perriello over in Virginia.”

    – Bearded politician John Moorlach (R-CA), US Rep. since 2017, 3/11/2020 interview



    “GENERATIONS OF POWER”: D.R.C. Breaks Ground on Grand Inga Dam Project

    …When completed in 2025, the series of seven dams, located at the Inga Falls on the country’s Congo River, will be the largest hydroelectric power station in the world at over twice the power levels of China’s Three Gorges Dam. …The $90billion project was initially developed as a public-private partnership project to restore the Democratic Republic of the Congo in the aftermath of its destructive civil war in the aughts. It is currently being primarily funded by the European Investment Bank, the African Development Bank, the People’s Republic of China, Nigeria, South Africa, Tanzania, and several international private businesses. Each dam is either partially or fully owned by different investors from around the globe, including South African mining billionaire Elon Musk (Dam 1) and American politician Harry W. Braun (50% of Dam 7)…

    The Daily Telegraph, UK newspaper, 15/3/2020



    …We can now confirm reports that Senator Lugaro has won the Democratic Presidential primary in Nevada, with Congressperson Lewinsky edging out Governors Pritt and Moore for second place. The victory, which is the first primary win for the Lugaro campaign, comes more than three hours after Vice President Brown was declared the winner of Nevada’s Republican Presidential primary. Brown easily defeated token opposition, as Senator Paul did not make it onto the Nevada ballot due to his late entry into the race, and the state GOP deciding against allowing Republican primary voters to cast their ballots for write-in votes in a controversial decision still being challenged in state court…

    – KNN Breaking News, 3/17/2020 broadcast



    MD PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RESULTS: Oletha, Rand Score Surprise State Sweeps

    …Paul won a plurality of the vote (47%), with Brown coming in second place (45%) and several other minor conservatives making up the remainder of the vote (8%)…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 3/24/2020



    NEMTSOV ALLEGEDLY SURVIVES SHOOTING INCIDENT

    …the controversial Presidential candidate was reportedly fired upon by an unknown assailant that Nemtsov and witnesses described as being a “sniper.” Local police are investigating the alleged scene of the supposed attack, but have yet to announce a formal investigation…

    Kommersant (The Businessman), Russian newspaper, 30/3/2020



    MONICA WINS VERMONT PRIMARY, RAND COMES CLOSER TO BESTING HARLEY

    …Lewinsky grabbed a plurality of the vote thanks to the state’s progressives being torn between Pritt, Healey, Lugaro, and Moore, and with many writing in the names of Vermont Governor Jeff Weaver, who is no longer a candidate, and Bob Ross, who declined to run. The results have renewed calls for the state to adopt ranked-choice voting for their presidential primaries, as the Green Mountain state has RCV for state-level and statewide elections such as for governor, and both chambers of the US Congress, but not for interparty primary contests…

    …Harley winning only 48% of the GOP primary to Paul’s 45% either reflects Paul’s popularity or Brown’s unpopularity in the state…

    The New York Times, 3/31/2020



    MAURA HEALEY SUSPENDS WHITE HOUSE BID, ENDORSES LEWINSKY

    …the decision comes after weeks of the one-time frontrunner’s standing in state-level and national polls gradually declining…

    The Washington Post, 4/2/2020



    …the Vice President took Paul’s ascension in the primary results very seriously, and began to visit state hosting upcoming primary contents much more frequently. Brown touted his success at combating forest fires while governor, and his time serving as Acting President in 2013, as proof of his ability to lead during times of crisis. He also reminded voters of his road safety and repair initiatives, and (in a move that was greatly disputed by many for its alleged inaccuracy) stated that he played an “instrumental” role in the Grammer administration’s “successful efforts” to “confront, combat, and take out” the Unlucky Recession of 2013...

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    TRUDEAU BROTHERS ENDORSE DALLAIRE

    …action film stars Michel and Justin Trudeau, the sons of former Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau, are throwing their support to PL leader Romeo Dallaire. The two join several PL MPs, including Niki Ashton and Jim Prentice, in endorsing Dallaire in the past two weeks…

    The Toronto Star, Canadian newspaper, 4/4/2020



    “I naturally care deeply about my country as a patriotic American and disabled veteran. The fact that I have many children and grandchildren kindles a burning desire deep in my heart to hand them even a better country than our baby boomer generation inherited from the greatest generation of Americans - the World War II generation of American heroes.

    I love North Carolina. Truly this splendid dominion is majestic in natural beauty, blessed with wonderful people clinging tenaciously to a broad spectrum of conservative and righteous values. And the state has no vile motorcycle helmet laws to boot.” [3]

    – Harley Brown giving a stump speech in Asheville, North Carolina, 4/5/2020




    Electronics Technician Richard Costelow: “I’m voting for Harley Brown; we need to show the Chinese we mean business, and a KW2 veteran will do that.”

    Police officer Kaitlin Coleman: “I like Brown, but I wouldn’t trust him with a BB gun, let alone our billion-dollar army. Pritt, though, is one tough momma.’

    Farmer Orson Gordon: “I back Brown. He’s been in the mud. He knows how tough things are. He’ll do what’s right.”

    Beautician Marlene Harrison: “I honestly am not sure who to vote for, but I’m leaning to Pritt. I’ve heard a lot of good things about her.”

    KYU Student Jasmine Troyon: “I will be casting my vote for Monica Lewinsky, thank you very much.”

    Mechanic John Jeffers: “I don’t know, maybe Lugaro or Moore. Or you know what, maybe Pritt. She’s always talking about, uh, something about FDR.”

    – ABC News report asking random Kentuckians which Presidential candidates they support, 4/6/2020



    …Ahead of the first “cluster” of primary contests on April 7, Harley embarked on a highly-publicized motorcycle ride/listening tour from Washington, D.C. to Baton Rouge and back again in order to travel to and campaign in the southern states where Paul was polling strongest. The publicity stunt was Harley’s way of balking at suggestions from members of the RNC, the White House inner circle, and even his own inner circle, of “polishing,” “editing,” and “amending” his “presentation.”

    Each time, Harley essentially asked, “I didn’t have to deny to himself and my country who I really am to make it this far, so why would I start doing so now?” And each time the reply did not convince the Vice President to submit to a more conventional campaign.

    “I’m avoiding swear words and slurs, which f#@king suck – excuse me – but straying from my true self would betray his loyal supporters. And those stuffy establish types would see right through the bull anyway!”

    Harley Brown also later stated, “I wanted to see how the paparazzi would chase after me when I’m speeding away from them on my ride.” Smiling, he also remarked, “They kept losing track of where I was. Even my Secret Service detail – all of them on their bikes – they got lost a few times, too, heh-heh-heh.”

    While the media’s attention was on Harley driving, the voters he met with focused on Harley the candidate, and appreciated his blunt and straightforward answers to their questions.

    April 7 was a busy election night for the south, with ten states hosting contests for both major party, making for twenty races in total. On the Democratic side, Pritt won six states (Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Tennessee) and large delegate shares from South Carolina and Virginia, proving the night was indeed a blowout in the governor’s favor. Lugaro won Louisiana and her home state of Puerto Rico, while Moore edged out a victory in South Carolina and Lewinsky did the same in Virginia. These impressive results made Pritt backers cheer, and all other candidates sweat from the fear of losing momentum after such disappointing performances.

    On the Republican side, Brown won all states, with Paul only winning a small handful of delegates. Paul decided to stay in the race, even with these results suggesting that there was little chance of the Senator winning the nomination or even earning a substantial amount of delegates in the upcoming contests…

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    …In entertainment news, John Belushi, the 71-year-old comedian and Oscar-winning actor, today announced that he has been diagnosed with lewy-body dementia, the same health condition afflicting semi-retired actor Robin Williams. In his statement, Belushi revealed that his decline has been in declined for, quote, a little while now, unquote, but was not more specific as to when he was diagnosed…

    – NBC News, 4/9/2020 broadcast



    “We’re living in a time where there is an unprecedented number of ‘international nations.’ Those are nations that do business and trade, have similar people and customs and culture, and are so well-connected and integrated with one another along multiple line that if they are side by side, the borders are superficial, like with North and South Yemen. And if they are separated by an ocean, then that ocean is no more than what Bob Ross would call a ‘happy, little pond,’ like with Canada and the United Kingdom.”

    – former US Ambassador to the U.K. and former US Senator Paul Vallas (D-IL), 4/11/2020 interview



    …To recap the night’s Democratic primaries, Senator Faust-Goudeau picked up Potomac but faltered everywhere else. The night also saw Lewinsky, Moore and Lugaro only win one contest each: Lewinsky won in Massachusetts, Moore in Rhode Island, Lugaro in Florida. As my colleagues have pointed out, Moore’s campaign has failed to bounce back from last week’s poor performances in contests across the south, and we are already receiving reports of him planning on either reorganizing or firing some of his campaign staff. But the big winner of the night was, once again, Governor Pritt, who picked up Indiana and North Carolina by large margins. On the Republican side, Senator Rand Paul only won Indiana and lost the popular vote in his home state of North Carolina, but might win a plurality of the state’s RNC delegates. The loss of his home state’s contest comes after weeks of the Harley campaign running anti-Paul attack ads on cable outlets and local news stations in that state…

    – KNN, 4/14/2020 broadcast



    “I don’t see a clear pathway forward for my candidacy, but I do see a clear pathway forward for my campaign to bring forth true American Democracy. That pathway is my supporters rallying behind Governor Pritt.”

    – Former Governor Michael Moore (D-MI), 4/16/2020



    …Pritt continued to gain momentum thanks to her stump speeches and debate performances. For example, a debate scheduled for April 18 – the final debate of the primary season – and held among the top four candidates (Pritt, Lugaro, Moore, and Lewinsky), saw Pritt once again dominate the stage, with her calm but captivating demeanor contrasting sharply against the passionate vernacular of her challengers, which were viewed as desperate attempts to take down the frontrunner. “Charlotte’s blue-collar personality, progressive ideology, and pragmatic record made for a very fortunate blend,” her communications director later said. “She could have just ended up on a VP shortlist if she hadn’t found her inner strength to enter the race in the first place”...

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    …The first “Western Cluster” of primaries was held on March 21 and yielded surprising results for both parties. On the Democratic side, despite him declining to run, voters still wrote in former VP Bob Ross’ name in Alaska and Colorado; the non-existent campaign’s victories were pluralities, arguably brought about by Pritt and Moore failing to appeal to libertarian-leaning and small-government-leaning voters in those states. Meanwhile, Lugaro secured victory in Arizona, while Lewinsky continued to lose momentum and failed to surpass 25% in any of the night’s contest. Pritt, on the other hand, won the states of Idaho, Kansas, Ohio, and Oregon…

    – Penelope Miller-Martin’s For Now: The 2020 Election, Ascension Book Center, 2021



    RAND PAUL SUSPENDS WHITE HOUSE BID

    …last night was the worst performance of his campaign, with his best showing being a second-place finish of 7% in the Colorado primary. Since the primary season began, the politician has won only two states and a handful of delegates…

    – 545towin.co.usa, 4/22/2020 “e-alert”



    “So, I finally repelled the little f@#ker, huh? Heh! Winner, winner, chicken dinner, baby!”

    – Harley Brown, upon learning of Paul suspending his bid (allegedly, possibly anecdotal), c. 4/23/2020



    LEWINSKY DROPS BID FOR PRESIDENCY

    …Lewinsky had been “mathematically eliminated” from receiving a majority of convention delegates since the 14th, but still had a chance of gathering enough delegates to try and force a contested convention at the DNC in August. On the 20th, Lewinsky commenting to a reporter that she had not been “mathed out” of the race went fervid, and is still being mocked ontech. …Despite gaining some delegates from Ohio and Oregon this Tuesday, Lewinsky’s chances of winning were waning considerably…

    The Los Angeles Times, 4/24/2020



    “When I am elected President this July, I promise to investigate and prosecute Nikolayev and his corrupt cronies to the fullest extent of the law! We must make an example of them to stop this kind of corrupt administration from ever rising to power again! This country does not belong to them, nor to the mafia, nor even to the elite. It belongs to all of its citizens, and to all of the Russian people!”

    – Boris Nemtsov, Russian-1 TV segment, 4/26/2020 broadcast



    PRITT CLINCHES NOMINATION IN LATEST PRIMARY CLUSTER!

    …rising momentum behind the Lugaro campaign failed to prevent what pundits were calling the inevitable, given Pritt’s substantial delegate lead over Lugaro… Pritt narrowly secured victory in all but one of tonight’s four primary contests – Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, American Samoa, and the Virgin Islands – with Lugaro winning American Samoa and coming in a close second place in the rest of them…

    The Washington Post, 4/28/2020



    DOZENS DISPLACED AFTER MASSIVE SINKHOLE RIPS OPEN UNDER SOUTH DAKOTA HOMES

    …over 30 residents have been evacuated after a sinkhole opened up under the Hideaway Hills neighborhood of Black Hawk, South Dakota. After the ground gave way on April 27, revealing the community was built over an abandoned gypsum mine, fear of the sinkhole expanding has had locals on edge – and on the edge of a huge chasm right in their own neighborhood…

    The New York Times, 4/30/2020



    PICS OF BLACK HAWK SINKHOLE GO FERVID ONTECH

    …the images highlight the sheer depth and sublime scale of this subterranean discovery…

    – weirdsouthdakota.co.usa, 5/2/2020



    HARLEY BROWN CALLS FOR NATIONAL SINKHOLE PROJECT

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    Above: VP Brown With VP Chief of Staff Lisa Marie

    …the Vice President continued, “We need to implement a federal jobs program that has specifics written up by the states and essentially hires thousands and thousands if not millions to survey land and monitor for potential sinkholes, detect them, mark off where they are, and have them filled in or opened up to be used for something, like landfills or underground storage. The displacement of people, like what happened in Black Hawk, South Dakota shouldn’t happen in America, and it can’t happen again. When someone buys a house, they shouldn’t have to wonder, ‘Gee, could a hole open up underneath this place and kill us all?’ That’s not right.”…

    The New York Times, 5/3/2020



    LATEST PRIMARY RESULTS: Pritt Sweeps Midwest and Rust Belt

    …with only minor or withdrawn candidates remaining on state ballots, Governor Pritt easily won tonight’s cluster of primary contests, which were held in Illinois, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and her home state of West Virginia…

    – 545towin.co.usa, 5/5/2020



    BACHAND IN A BIND AFTER BREAKING NO-TAX PLEDGE

    …the Prime Minister has also been criticized for essentially directing a smear campaign again the leader of the opposition…

    The Toronto Star, 9/5/2020



    PRIMARIES UPDATE: Pritt Wins Hawaii, Americans Abroad Delegates Unopposed

    – 545towin.co.usa, 5/12/2020



    PRITT, BROWN SWEEP ARCADIA CLUSTER: Presumptive Nominee Secure CT, DE, ME, NY, WA Delegates

    – 545towin.co.usa, 5/19/2020



    The Mickey Mouse universe is a fictional shared universe comprising of multiple comics, TV shows, and film franchises. It is the setting for stories involving “classic” Disney cartoon characters created by company founder Walt Disney, with the most prominent characters being Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, George “Goofy” Goof, Pluto, Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck, and Peter “Pete” Katsup. Unofficially beginning with the 1928 short Steamboat Willie, cartoonist Floyd Gottfredson “stabilized” the universal with the Mickey mouse comic strip that debuted in 1930 and is still in syndication. Disney fans use the term, as well as some who have worked on related projects, but the Walt Disney Company itself has never used the term “Mickey Mouse universe” in any official capacity.

    [snip]

    Films:
    Mickey Mouse film series (1928-1953)
    Swabbies (1991)
    Goofy film trilogy (1993-2001)
    The Three Mouseketeers (2003)

    TV shows:
    Mickey And Friends (1992-1995)
    House of Mouse (2002-2011)
    Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (2004-2012)
    Mickey! (2014-2016)
    The Wonderful World of Mickey (2019-present)

    – clickopedia.co.usa/mickey-mouse-universe



    DANA, CELTIC POP SINGER, BECOMES PRESIDENT OF IRELAND

    …Dana Rosemary Scallon, known to her fans as simply Dana, was today sworn into the position of President of Ireland to cheering crowds. Scallon, a best-selling singer of Celtic pop and Christian folk music, was a Member of the European Parliament from 1999 to 2004. Officially Independent but running on a populist campaign focused on “protecting family values,” she defeated former Mid Ulster MP Bernadette Devlin McAliskey of the Socialist Party in the Irish Presidential Election held on 23 April. She succeeded President Avril Doyle of the Fine Gael party, who was term-limited…

    The Guardian, UK newspaper, 22/5/2020



    TOP FIVE TELECOM COMMERCIALS, RANKED

    1) Passing The Torch, Verizon – Airing ahead of the 2008 Olympics, the promo follows a close-up of a lar phone, held up like a torch, as its carrier runs through various landscapes without getting a weak signal; upon reaching a pedestal, a zoom-out shows James Earl Jones, the retiring “voice” of Verizon Cordless, handing the phone over to his successor, then-newcomer Kevin Michael Richardson. The pairing of two celebrated actors to swelling music, courtesy of Hans Zimmer himself, has made for an iconic moment.

    2) Selena, UnitedTalk – The celebrated singer rarely gives endorsements, but this 2002 spot was an exception. Promoting UnitedTalk’s “Explore” Package by showing her using the service to VidCall and sing to a young fan in a hospital bed from her studio, the ad’s proceeds were donated to SARS research. Heartwarming and sentimental without being overwhelming, shmaltzy, or cheesy, this was a welcomed treat for many Americans during the SARS pandemic.

    3) A “Tit-for-Tat” Treat, AT&T – Between her show’s cancellation in 1987 and its short-lived revival in the mid-2010s, horror hostess Elvira teamed up with 1990s Ton-o-Toons star Richard “Svengoolie” Koz to trade risqué puns and fourth-wall gags over the phone in this 1997 segment. At a time when what is currently the largest telecom company in the US was in dire financial straits, this controversial match-up gave AT&T enough media attention to bounce back in time for the new millennium.

    4) Smooth Ride, Frontier – A fun and self-aware 60-second commercial that first aired during the 2001 Superbowl, the ensemble cast of “Star Trek: Liftoff” teams up with several real-life former astronauts to travel via wormhole to U.F.P. headquarters – and without losing their lar phone connections. Over-the-top? Yes. Worth the 14million views it’s gotten on OurVids.co.can? Also yes!

    5) Kyrie Irving In The Zone, Charter – The least commonly used telecom company on this list is quickly becoming than Comcast when it comes to promoting itself, as this ad from 2016 exemplifies. Following the famous Celtics player having a seamless phone call – free of static and buffering – while at the same time weaving through other players and making a slam dunk during a finals game, the 30-second-spot is a highly-energetic marvel of an ad.

    – usarightnow.co.usa/culture/TV, 5/21/2020



    PRIMARY NIGHT: Nominees-In-Waiting Win All Contests In Second Western Cluster

    …Brown and Pritt won all Republican and Democratic elections, respectively, held in Texas, Nebraska, Utah and Wyoming. Brown also won the GOP primary held in North Dakota…

    The Houston Chronicle, 5/26/2020



    SOUTH DAKOTA HOMEOWNERS ARE SUING OVER “DANGEROUS” SINKHOLE

    …the sinkhole exposed an abandoned mine, endangering the properties above it… the residents have filed a $75million lawsuit claiming government entities, along with private contractors and developers, were negligent in the matter, either knowing of the mine or failing to properly study the land prior to developing it…

    – insurancejournal.co.usa, 5/29/2020



    …in other news, the states of Mississippi and South Dakota held their Presidential primaries today, with each of them voting for presumptive Democratic and Republican nominees, Governor Charlotte Pritt and Vice President Harley Brown, respectively. Brown also won contests held in California, Montana, New Jersey and New Mexico, which concludes the 2020 primaries for the Republicans but not for the Democrats…

    – NBC News, 6/2/2020 broadcast



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    Popular vote:

    Harley Brown – 21,618,797 (86.2%)
    Rand Paul – 1,830,826 (7.3%)
    Ben Nighthorse Campbell – 451,436 (1.8%)
    William Scranton – 426,356 (1.7%)
    Mike Leavitt – 351,117 (1.4%)
    Rob Sobhani – 225,718 (0.9%)
    Edward A. Buchanan – 125,399 (0.5%)
    All other votes – 50,159 (0.2%)

    Total popular votes – 25,079,812 (100%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa [4]



    DALLAIRE DOES IT!: Progressive Liberals Wins Parliament Majority

    …In a fatal blow to the Bachand government, blasted for weeks for backpedaling on key issues, which bolstered blowback from Bachand base of businessmen and blue-collar backers, PL leader and former diplomat Romeo Dallaire has democratically dethroned the incumbent administration. Under Dallaire’s leadership, the Progressive Liberals won 175 seats, 5 seats more than needed for a majority of the total 338 seats in the House of Commons, while the Progressive Conservatives won 140. …The Quebec party, led by Mario Beaulieu, predictably came in a distant third with only 9 seats, while the People’s party, led by Jean-Francois Archambault, came in fourth place with 7 seats. Furthermore, the Green party, led by Jody Wilson-Raybould, came in fifth place with 4 seats; Purple Dawn, led by Naheed Nenshi, won 2 seats; and the New Maple party, led by Alanna Koch, retained its sole seat... Dallaire is expected to enter office on 14 June…

    The Vancouver Sun, Canadian newspaper, 6/6/2020



    …And in political news, the final round of Presidential primaries was held tonight in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico and South Dakota. They all were for the Democratic party, as the GOP wrapped up its primary season last week. As expected, the Democratic party’s nominee-in-waiting, West Virginia Governor Charlotte Pritt, won all five contests…

    – KNN News, 6/9/2020 broadcast



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    Popular vote:

    Charlotte Pritt – 23,621,975 (51.5%)
    Alexandra Lugaro – 7,935,149 (17.3%)
    Monica Lewinsky – 4,082,244 (8.9%)
    Michael Moore – 3,119,018 (6.8%)
    Oletha Faust-Goudeau – 2,522,735 (5.5%)
    Bob Ross (undeclared) – 2,339,264 (5.1%)
    Carol Bellamy (undeclared) – 871,490 (1.9%)
    Maura Healey – 550,414 (1.2%)
    Jeff Weaver – 366,943 (0.8%)
    Dan Clodfelter – 321,075 (0.7%)
    All other votes – 137,604 (0.3%)

    Total popular votes – 45,867,912 (100%)

    – clickopedia.co.usa [4]



    LEWINSKY BLAMES “BOTTOM-HEAVY” PRIMARY SCHEDULE FOR DASHED PRESIDENTIAL HOPES: “If The DNC Had Moved Up The Most Populous State In The Union To Earlier In The Primary, My Candidacy Could Have Gathered More Momentum”

    [snip]

    Comments Section:

    COMMENT 1:
    No, Monica, you running a disappointing campaign dashed your Presidential hopes.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 1:
    Yeah, she focused way too much on cultural stuff and not enough on the real issues. Always attacking Grammer and rarely saying how she would be better.

    COMMENT 2:
    California’s race is always later in the schedule. It was finalized over a year ago, so she should have known this when she jumped in, and focused more on trying to reach out to voters in the early states instead of hoping to rely on home state advantage.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 2:
    But she did reach out to early states – how else did she win VT & MA?!

    COMMENT 3:
    Decent article, I give it 4-out-of-5 stars

    COMMENT 4:
    She lost momentum because she came off as too elitist, especially in the debates. She was too fancy for this modern era, where politicians are like reality TV personalities and have to be relatable and have interesting personalities like our salty sea-dog VP and Mountain Mama Charlotte.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 4:
    I thought they always have to be deceivable. Andrew Jackson ran as a man of the people. It was an outright lie, but it worked.

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to COMMENT 4:
    Fair point

    REPLY 2 to REPLY 1 to COMMENT 4:
    That was in the 1820s, dude. We’re talking about nowadays.

    REPLY 2 to COMMENT 4:
    I agree. Pritt and the Veep just come off as more humble, you know? More human are relatable. Lewinsky seemed too professional, too streamlined, too rehearsed, not raw or sincere. That doomed her campaign when put up against the energy of Lugaro and the rustic charm of Pritt.

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 6/10/2020



    “We had the approve of Republican voters. It was wealthy elitists Republican donors that we had to win over next. That was actually more challenging, at least for my department. We had to hammer in the fact that Rand Paul’s ‘Populist Within Reason’ schtick crashing and burning proved that Brown’s campaign style and candidness would, in the end, win the day – and the Presidency – for the GOP.”

    – Sarah Taylor Fagen (R-IA), media strategist for the Brown’2020 campaign, 2022 interview



    MANGO DECLINES RUNNING MATE CONSIDERATION

    Philadelphia, PA – Governor Paul Mango today announced that he is not interested in serving as presumptive GOP nominee Harley Brown’s running mate in the November 2020 Presidential election. Mango, a 61-year-old Republican former businessman who was elected to the governorship in 2018, told reporters that his “current responsibilities are the people of this state.” He also joked, “for some reason, asking people to pick a Brown-Mango ticket doesn’t sound appealing to me.”…

    The Philadelphia Enquirer, 6/12/2020



    LIST OF PIXAR FILMS

    {sort by: decade}

    1990s: Toy Story (1994), Bugnificent (1997), Monkey Town (1999)

    2000s: Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2001), Tugboat Hotel (2003), Fair Games (2004), Lost In Scaradise (2005), The Adventures of Jerrie Parsec (2006), The Lost Clownfish (2007), The Incredibles (2008), Chasing Leopards (2009)

    2010s: Joy (2010), Space Spy (2011), Life (2012), Happy Smekday (2013), Chasing Leopards 2 (2014), Shademaker: The Shadow King (2015), By The Light of The Rocks (2016), Earth 2 (2017), Driven (2018), Gigantic (2019)

    2020s: Memory (2020) {see: upcoming releases}

    – mediarchives.co.usa, c. June 2020



    …McMillan was highly critical of both major-party nominees, believing that their populist rhetoric was a “damn façade.” In private talks with his presidential staff, he explained “Harley’s not a man of the people anymore – he’s been in the Beltway for eight years now. And unless she picks a ‘Brother’ for running mate, I don’t see how Charlotte can win over Our People. Because, damn, have you ever been to West Virginia. I have, and let me tell, you – she’s the Governor of an overwhelmingly white state!”…

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    QUERY: Who do you guys think will be Pritt’s pick for running mate?
    Analysts on TV are saying she’ll throw a bone to the Lugaro-progressive wing of the party, but I think she’ll pick another populist like herself to reinforce her core campaign messages. What do y’all think?

    COMMENT 1 (by Republic_of_Nationland):
    Over on NBC, one of their idiot analysts claimed she’s too inexperienced to be POTUS. Ha!

    COMMENT 2 (by PoodleFace):
    I think she needs to try and cut into Harley’s share of the vote. Brown has somehow retained his anti-establishment aura after eight years as VP, so she has to break out those grassroots strategies that won her the governorship in the GOP-leaning years of 2012 and 2016. She needs to focus of social organizing and mobilizing, and reminding voters on how she proved herself to be electable in the primaries, and showed off her debate skills in those debates.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 2 (by ConservaTim321):
    Okay, but who do you think should be her R.M.?

    REPLY 1 to REPLY 1 to COMMENT 2 (by PoodleFace):
    I don’t think it matters as much as how she herself runs, but probably someone from an urban/high-population area. Maybe someone from Texas or California.

    COMMENT 3 (by Ultracoolmanguy01):
    She’s geographically interesting because WV is between three major spots, the Midwest, the Northeast, and the South. So maybe she should pick someone from west, like Mark Udall or Cruz Bustamante.

    COMMENT 4 (by George_Greekman):
    I’m hoping she picks a fellow Greek for RM, like Governors Gianaris or Giannoulias, or Senator Atsalis. They’re all from high-populated states and urban areas not too close to West Virginia, and all three of those guys have done a lot since entering office.

    REPLY 1 to COMMENT 4 (by LadyBloodsplatter):
    Of those three, Giannoulias has the most name recognition b/c of how he handled those race riots in Chicago last year. Plus, with Pritt in her 70s putting a young person on the ticket (heh, Giannoulias is 44 – that’s young in politics but ancient in the modeling world! Hilarious!) may give the ticket a good balance.

    COMMENT 5 (by JoxeyCoxey):
    I hereby predict that she will select a Democrat to be her running mate! :p

    – ahdiscussionboard.co.usa, “current politics” subsection, thread opened 6/16/2020



    …As of 2020, the NY-NJ Storm Barrier Project is still not finalized. NYC Mayor McMillan has spent his tenure spending funds on housing in his mostly-successful efforts at rent control. NY Governor Gianaris recently expressed interest in founding a private-public partnership to help the state and city governments involved cover the cost of the project, but has otherwise not been too keen on the proposal... …The rising apathy towards the barrier does not bode well for the region. What was a major concern in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Sandy has shifted father and farther to the political backburner despite Global Climate Disruption being an increasingly pressing national and global concern that only raises the odds of another Sandy-style storm hitting the bi-state region in the near future...

    – Maria Stevenson and John Capozzi’s TRITDH: The Jimmy McMillan Story, Vagabond Books, 2021



    LIST OF THEATRICALLY-RELEASED ANIMATED DISNEY FILMS

    (Note: List does not include live-action/animated “hybrid” films, direct-to-MLD films, or digital-downstream-only films)

    {sort by: decade}

    [snip]

    1960s: One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961), The Sword in the Stone (1963), The Jungle Book (1967)

    1970s: The Aristocrats (1970), Chanticleer (1972), The Snow Queen (1974), The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977), The Rescuers (1979)

    1980s: The Fox and the Hound (1980), The Magic Broomstick (1981), The Rescuers 2: The Search For Scruffy (1984), The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Don Quixote (1987), Oliver & Company (1989)

    1990s: The Little Mermaid (1990), Swabbies (1991), Beauty and the Beast (1992), Aladdin (1993), The Lion King (1994), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1995), Pocahontas (1996), Twelve Dancing Princesses (1997), Treasure Planet (1998), Tarzan (1999)

    2000s: Hercules (2000), Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), Goldilocks (2002), Treasure Planet 2 (2003), Yennenga (2005), Baba Yaga (2006), Treasure Planet 3 (2007), Tiny The Alligator (2008), Newt (2009)

    2010s: The Troll King (2010), Dumbo 2 (2011), The Upside-Down House (2012), Dinosaur Days (2013), The Lilliputians Under The Sink (2014), The Last Polar Bear (2015), Puss in Boots (2016), Stoneflight (2017), A Fool’s Errand (2018), Thunder Over Glasgow (2019)

    2020s: Deep In The Heart of Texas (2020) {see: upcoming releases}

    – mediarchives.co.usa, c. June 2020



    …polling for next month’s Presidential election in Russia shows the incumbent Nikolayev leading by a plurality, with opposition being almost evenly divided among several challengers, making it unclear who may challenge him in a runoff election should Nikolayev fail to win a majority in the primary round…

    – BBC World News, 6/20/2020 broadcast



    CODE MONKEYS REVIVAL SERIES CANCELLED AFTER TWO SEASONS

    …the “cult classic” animated series has a tumultuous history, with its dark jokes and crude humor often getting itself into hot water during its original run of four seasons, which aired on TumbleweedTV from 2007 to 2010…

    – usarightnow.co.usa, 6/21/2020 [5]



    No Aid For South Dakota Residents After Sinkhole Collapse, ODERCA Says

    …evacuated residents are not eligible for federal aid, according to the Overwhelming Disaster Emergency Response Coordination Agency…

    The Chicago Tribune, 6/22/2020



    “I’m aware that ODERCA’s budget has been cut dramatically since 2013, but I’m still very disappointed in them. …[President] Kelsey [Grammer] thinks response and relief to these kind of situations should be confined to the state level only, and I strongly disagree with that.”

    – US Postmaster General Ralph Nader (I-CT), 6/23/2020



    Rank | Maker – Console – Released – Units Sold

    1 | Nintendo – Vision – 2004 – 56M

    2 | Nintendo – Gem – 2008 – 52M

    3 | Sony – PlayStation5 – 2015 – 44M

    4 | Sony – PlayStation2 – 2000 – 41M

    5 | Nintendo – Vapor – 2000 – 39M

    6 | Sega – Genesis – 1989 – 31M

    7 | Olympus – Alpha2 – 2006 – 29M

    8 | Sony – PlayStation – 1995 – 28M

    9 | Sony – PlayStation3 – 2005 – 21M

    10 | Sega – Genesis3 – 1998 – 15M

    – gametime.co.usa/stats/video-game-consoles/lists/best-sellers/region/United-States, c. June 2020 [6]



    “…As the Democratic National Convention approaches, the selection of running mate for Governor Pritt is still without a clear frontrunner. Several underdog candidates are being considered, along with options that may appeal to minority group, but southern, conservative, and blue-collar Democrats are reportedly being vetted as well. The presumptive nominee could select an establishment-friendly running mate, or an anti-establishment one; a western favorite, or someone from a more densely populated area to raise the chances of a decisive popular vote victory in November. With all these possibilities, Governor Pritt’s vetting team is casting a wide net to find her the best running mate [7]...”

    – NBC News, 6/25/2020 broadcast



    …A major issue with Brown’s “image” was that it appealed to many ultra-conservatives of the neo-hippy, formerly Goetzite, uber-right, Wide-Awake variety, many of whom were now coming out of the woodwork in support of the Vice President. The need to add to his base of supports with support from less populist Republicans along with independents and undecided voters, but without upsetting these “fringe” elements too much, kept Brown’s VP vetting team work intensely on finding a suitable running mate.

    For Harley Brown, the considerations for the Number 2 spot on the ticket could go one of two ways – a “dove” or a double-down. Brown could go with a more moderate, or as he called them, a more “polished” politician, to improve enthusiasm for his campaign among unsatisfied members of the party. Independents, undecided, and the White Whale that is the conservative Democrat could all potentially be swung be a non-offensive “compromise” selection. Even the most conservative Democrat in the US Senate in the nation, Brian Moran of Virginia, and the most conservative Democratic governor, Ben Lewis Jones of Georgia, were each allegedly considered for the position prior to both publicly declining interest.

    On the other hand, Brown saw little downside to doubling down and picking an early supporter of his candidacy who could still strengthen the ticket. However, the VP refused to consider Rand Paul or anyone of the 7 Congressmen who had endorsed his primary challenge. Senator Gunderson politely declined, as did former Governor Dave Ramsey. US Secretary Hillary Rodham-Clinton (R-TN) expressed approval in being vetted, but the two of them did get along well, with Harley believing that she would try to grab more of the limelight than a running mate should, and so was vetted, but not actually considered due to the lingering animosity. …With so few weeks left before the convention began, the shortlist was still not finalized [L1]...

    – Marianne Halperin’s Uncharted Waters: Dynamics and Destiny in The 2020 Election, Penguin publishing, 2021



    Build A Better Future

    Restore America’s Future

    Restore America’s Promise

    Pritt Won’t Quit

    For The Future

    Real Solutions

    New Leadership For A New Tomorrow

    In To Win

    In It to Win It For All of Us

    Working For Change; Working For You

    Bet On Charlotte

    The People’s Choice

    – unofficial “Pick Pritt” 2020 slogans, first used c. June 2020



    Ride To Victory

    (It’s) Time for Destiny

    Harley – For Family

    Duty Calls

    Destiny Calls

    A Leader You Can Depend On

    Telling It Like It Is

    For The Truth

    Tried And True

    Brown’s The Best

    Tested And Trustworthy

    Ready To Lead

    – unofficial Harley Brown 2020 slogans, first used c. June 2020



    “There were lots of rent control supporters out there, but few of them were politicians. And there were few politicians out there who openly backed rent control, and even fewer of them were willing to consider becoming Jimmy’s running mate. So, he had to look high and low for the right running mate.” [L1]

    – Brynja McDivitt
    Booth, former legal advisor to NYC Mayor McMillan, 2022 interview



    POLL: “If the election for President was held today, who would you vote for?”

    Charlotte Pritt: 42%
    Harley Brown: 41%
    Jimmy McMillan: 5%
    Undecided/other: 12%

    Hypothetical RCV Final Round Matchup:

    Charlotte Pritt: 50%
    Harley Brown: 50%

    – Gallup, 6/30/2020



    NOTE(S)/SOURCE(S)
    [1] Italicized pieces pulled from here: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/japanese-diet
    [2] Passage is edited dialogue from here:
    [3] OTL quote (except for the italics this time)!: https://web.archive.org/web/20210119020540/http://www.governorharley.com/why.htm
    [4] Vote composition are based on the polling results as they were on May 29
    [5] So this show, plus Happy Tree Friends (2 seasons), Slacker Cats (8 seasons) and other shows sort of fill in the void left by South Park and Family Guy not existing ITTL on account of their creators working on other projects instead.
    [6] FYI: I’m not a gamer (I’ve never even owned a video game console), so this is all alien territory to me @Sharky1234



    [7] But you can help select the running mates by voting in these here polls!:

    Poll #1) “Who should Charlotte Pritt select to be her running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election?”: https://www.strawpoll.me/45319063

    And a quick breakdown of that poll’s 20 candidates:

    US Sen. Demetrius J. Atsalis of Massachusetts, age 56 – The junior US Senator from the Bay State, in office since 2015, could balance out Pritt’s rural roots with urban appeal, and Pritt’s blue-collar appeal with Atsalis’ history defending white-collar jobs from automation.

    US Sen. Sherrod Brown of Ohio, age 68 – Previously serving as a Governor (2003-2007) and in office, since 2007, Brown has progressive bona fides and decades of political experience; however, he is right next door to Ohio, so his selection may cost the ticket votes in other regions.

    Gov. Cruz Bustamante of California, age 68 – In office since 2012, this Hispanic-American politician has for years strived to improve the quality of life found in California’s communities, from curbing crime rates and confronting recreadrug abuse to overseeing revitalization projects in the Salton Sea.

    Gov. Douglas S. Chin of Hawaii, age 54 – In office since 2014, Chin made national news for his decisive handling of volcanic eruptions and subsequent lava flows affecting his state for during much of 2018; his leadership skills and progressive stances make him an interesting prospect to some in Pritt’s inner circle.

    Fmr US Interior Sec. Larry J. Echo-Hawk of Idaho, age 72 – Experienced, Native-American, and with some libertarian streaks, the selection of a fellow septuagenarian from a growing rural state would nevertheless be seen as Pritt doubling down on her campaign’s themes, but some argue that’s a good thing.

    Gov. Michael Gianaris of New York, age 50 – In office since 2015, the Greek-American overseer of several NY-based energy projects could bring in more urban, ethnic, and younger voters, and possibly complement Pritt’s gubernatorial tenure with a governing record of his own.

    Gov. Al Giannoulias of Illinois, age 44 – This youthful and energetic governor, former state treasurer, and former professional basketball player could win over urban, ethnic, and younger voters both in and outside of the Midwest, and would contrast sharply against the elderly and rural-based Pritt.

    Fmr Gov. Barry N. Goldberg of Pennsylvania, age 51 – The selection of the rambunctious “Big Tasty,” with a background in radiology and financial reform, could energize the Jewish-America vote concentrated in high-population states such as Florida, California and New York, as well as the youth vote.

    Gov. Robert Gray of Mississippi, age 51 – The selection of an African-American running mate for a ticket led by a woman would certainly be historic, and with Gray’s past as a truck driver, then union leader, before becoming Governor in 2016, this Southerner may be a part of such a historic moment.

    US Sen. Alexandra Lugaro of Puerto Rico, age 39 – Selecting this former opponent to create the first major-party all-female Presidential ticket could unite the party, help win over Hispanic voters, and dispel questions concerning Pritt’s age; however, it’s possible Lugaro’s alleged lack of experience (2 years in the Senate, 10 in the House) could be questioned instead.

    Gov. Cory Mason of Wisconsin, age 48 – A rising star in the party and only in office since 2019, this stripling of a politician is focused on promoting technical schools and working with unions on commercial development projects; selecting him would be a reinforcement of many of Pritt’s proposals.

    US Sen. Michael H. Michaud of Maine, age 66 – Selecting the only Openly-BLUTAG Democratic US Senator for running mate, while historic, may not win over certain conservatives; regardless, he may be selected due to his latest efforts to promote stem cell research and relief for small businesses.

    Fmr Gov. Michael Moore of Michigan, age 66 – He bitterly feuded with Pritt during the primaries, but some in her inner circle believe they can bury the hatchet over their similar but distinctly different policies and ideologies; other concerns are Moore’s age, and his being from a nearby state.

    US Postmaster Gen. Ralph Nader of Connecticut, age 86 – Despite expressing disinterest several times, some pundits think that adding Nader to the ticket would provide it with decades of experience, as he served in the US Senate for 12 years and in the cabinets of 8 of the last 10 Presidential administrations.

    US Sen. Kwame Raoul of Illinois, age 56 – Retiring from Senate, this Haitian-American former candidate would focus on Civil Rights and criminal justice matters as running mate and as a Vice President; he could potentially win over large swaths of the urban, ethnic, immigrant and youth vote.

    Fmr US Navy Sec. James G. Stavridis of Florida, age 65 – This celebrated and award-winning Greek-American retired US Navy Admiral served as the US Navy Secretary from 2013 to 2019; his selection would beef up the ticket’s national defense credentials and could improve turnout among ethnic voters.

    Louisville Mayor David Tandy of Kentucky, age 48 – In office since 2015, the African-American Tandy is overseeing the continued growth of his city’s population, cutting taxes for lower-income residents but not for major employers to pay for public services; he agrees with nearly all of Pritt’s ideas.

    US Rep. Ivy Ruth Taylor of Texas, age 50 – Previously the Mayor of San Antonio from 2014 to 2017, and a member of the House since 2017, Taylor campaigned for Pritt across the South during the primaries, and her selection could help mobilize young, ethnic, and southern voters.

    Fmr US Sen. Mark Udall of Colorado, age 70 – During his time in the US House (1999-2005) and US Senate (2005-17), he backed renewable energy projects, defended national parks, and criticized Grammer’s handling of domestic hackers; he could win over former Ross supporters and many voters out west.

    US Rep. Antonio R. Villar Jr. of California, age 67 – In office since 2017, Villar has backed increasing funding for public schools, criminal justice legislation, water accessibility efforts, and immigration reform; selecting this Mexican-American former DNC Chair could possibly increase Hispanic voter turnout.



    And Poll #2) “Who should Harley Brown select to be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election?”: https://www.strawpoll.me/45319055

    And a quick breakdown of that poll’s 20 candidates:

    Fmr Gov. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, age 64 – The socially conservative Bachmann served as Governor from 2016 to 2019 after spending time as Lt. Gov. (2015-16) and as a state senator (2001-15); even though she lost the 2018 governor’s race, she has been a consistently loyal and strong Brown Backer.

    Fmr Gov. Rudolph Andreas “Andre” Bauer of South Carolina, age 51 – While governor (2011-2019) he faced controversies of his own over his opposition to free school meal programs, but budget cuts led to him leaving S.C. with a surplus in 2019; a strong Brown ally, he is friends with former Speaker McMaster.

    US Sen. Mae Beavers of Tennessee, age 73 – In office since 2013, this conservative “spitfire” from Pritt’s neighborhood is critical of Grammer’s handling of the US Department of Education and supports abolishing all forms of income tax and business regulations; plus, she and Brown have a friendly rapport.

    Gov. Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh of Alabama, age 54 – Since entering office in 2019, Cavanaugh has backed tax incentives for opening small businesses in her state, maintained low utility rates, and criticized ODERCA’s “over-reaching” regulations; she could improve the party’s standing among female voters.

    Gov. Brian Calley of Michigan, age 43 – The youthful former US Secretary of Commerce has been in office since 2019, but has already passed legislation to fund autism research, end the state’s “unfair” business tax, and pass a 5% flat tax on corporate income; he appeals to anti-Brown members of the GOP.

    Fmr Gov. Mark Green of Wisconsin, age 60 – Serving in public offices from 1993 until retiring from the governorship in 2019, this experienced politician has spent years opposing and combating human rights violations, and backs interventionism and economic reform; he could put parts of the Midwest into play.

    Circuit Chief Judge Neil Gorsuch of Colorado, age 53 – The Chief Judge of the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit since 2015 has some libertarian streaks in his overall conservative voting record, has a reputation for being “polished” and “refined,” and would do an “grand” job presiding over the Senate.

    Gov. Hal Heiner of Kentucky, age 69 – In office since 2015, the former Mayor of Louisville has overseen public work projects and economic reform to improve his state’s employment rates following the 2013 recession; commended for handling anti-police protests in 2019, he’s a moderate from Pritt’s neighborhood.

    Gov. Jennifer Sandra Johnson of Florida, age 61 – This Trinidadian-American woman of color served in the Navy (retired at the rank of Commander) and fought in Libya and in KW2; a conservative politician since 2002, Johnson could win over female and ethnic/minority voters, and help the ticket win Florida.

    US Rep. Joe Kyrillos of New Jersey, age 60 – Serving in various offices since 1988, Kyrillos’s eastern and urban ties would balance out Harley’s affinity for the west and the countryside; with deep donor connections and even deeper personal pockets, picking Kyrillos could unite the party and win ethnic voters.

    US Amb. to Cuba Connie Mack IV of Florida, age 53 – One of the few former members of the Grammer administration to be heavily considered, this “polished” former Paul-backer served in the House from 2003 to 2013 before serving in the US Embassy in Dhaka, Bangladesh; he could put Florida into play.

    Gov. Rocky McCain of Montana, age 59 – The retiring libertarian-leaning moderate Governor, in office since 2013, has military bona fides and could win over ethnic/minority voters with his “inspiring” backstory and “superb” oratory skills; however, a Brown/McCain ticket would not be geographically diverse at all.

    Gov. Kimberly Ann McFadden of Iowa, age 61 – Born in Iowa and starting out her career in law enforcement, even serving of the Sheriff of Des Moines before entering the state senate; since becoming Governor, McFadden has defended Iowa’s police precincts and recreadrug policies, and is popular across the state.

    Gov. Lesil Lynn “Lizzie” McGuire of Alaska, age 49 – A youthful career politician in office since 2014, McGuire has lowered taxes and has combated state issues such as wage theft, housing, homelessness, and domestic violence, along with approving anti-GCD efforts; she could possibly win over female voters.

    US Army Gen. (ret.) Mark Milley of Potomac, age 62 – If Brown wants to double down on his foreign policy chops, selecting this early supporter of his, who has led an impressive military career of the years, may do the trick, and allow Brown to focus more on domestic issues.

    Gov. Glenn K. Rieth of New Jersey, age 63 – Similarly to Kyrillos, Reith is a well-connected conservative, but like Milley, he is a military veteran; since becoming Governor in 2018, Reith has worked to simplify state business laws, defend police precints, and promote economic development.

    Gov. T. W. Shannon of Oklahoma, age 42 – Since entering office in 2019, Shannon has worked on diverting tax revenue to repair infrastructure and protect farmers; despite his opposition to certain social program specifics, this half-Black, half-Chickasaw politician could appeal to young and non-white voters.

    US Sen. Sarah Hearne Steelman of Missouri, age 62 – A “rising star” in the party since 2008, and serving in the US Senate since 2013, Steelman has served on multiple committees and has developed a moderate-to-conservative voting tenure that is very similar to Brown’s; she could win over female voters.

    US Rep. Mark D. Siljander of Michigan, age 69 – With a lengthy resume (US House from Michigan (1981-87/2007-13/2017-present) and from Virginia (1993-99); US Ambassador to Paraguay (1987-89) and Poland (2013-15)), this 2-time nominee for the US Senate (2012, 2014) is a strongly conservative Harley ally.

    US Sen. Allen West of Florida, age 59 – West has been a consistent supporter of the VP, working with him on legislation since both entered their current positions in 2013; as military veterans the two mutually respect each other; a strongly conservative African-American, West could win over minority voters.



    Also, a third poll: “Who should Jimmy McMillan (I-NY) select to be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election?”: https://www.strawpoll.me/45335248

    And a quick breakdown of that poll’s 8 candidates:

    Rev. Edmund G. “Jerry” Brown Jr. of California, age 82 – The Nobel Peace Prize recipient endorsed both of McMillan’s mayoral bids, and has defended his rent control policies on major networks; he would add humanitarian bona fides to a “people-centric” ticket.

    Fmr US Rep. John James Capozzi Jr. of Potomac, age 64 – With a consistent track record and having worked with the NYC Mayor on rent issues in both Potomac and NYC for years now, McMillan’s running mate in 2016 may be selected for the same role again.

    Prof. Janice R. Fine of Massachusetts, age 59 – a lawyer, community organizer, political activist, labor advocate, feminist icon, and academic, convincing Fine to join the ticket could do much to bring in female supporters; while she is to the left of McMillan, the two get along well together.

    US Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio, age 74 – repeatedly in and out of public office, this progressive politician has served 11 terms in the U.S. House on five non-consecutive occasions and from three different states (Ohio, California, New Mexico and Ohio again); his labor appeal could win over blue-collar voters.

    Fmr Gov. Richard “Cheech” Marin of New Mexico, age 74 – This semi-retired political prisoner-turned-activist filmmaker-turned politician is a prominent promoter of recreadrug legalization, and could help McMillan win over Hispanic voters and other ethnic minorities.

    Gov. Krist Novoselic of Washington, age 55 – Though it is unknown if a guitarist can play second fiddle to a Mayor, the retiring Governor Novoselic’s libertarian ideology has enough overlap with McMillan’s populist ideology that the two could make for an interesting ticket.

    Fmr st. sen. Steve Rauschenberger of Illinois, age 64 – The only former Republican on this list, Rauschenberger served in the state senate from 1993 to 2007 and twice ran unsuccessfully for Congress; he is an early supporter of McMillan, having played prominent roles in his 2016 campaign.

    Fmr ODERCA Dir. Rodney Slater of Arkansas, age 65 – In charge of overseeing disaster rescue and relief efforts during Hurricane Sandy and other storms from 2005 to 2009, this African-American “beltway politician”-turned-legal advisor would bring much experience to the ticket.



    @Sunstone77
    Adult Animation – I agree that cynical humor is tied to economic strife; some shows similar to Bojack Horseman, in that they are dramas tackling serious issues but are animated, do exist ITTL, but are less popular among the general population and are instead considered to have strong “cult” followings. BTW, I love your “Media Circus” idea over in this TL’s pictures thread, so I hereby declare it canon! So I guess, other than “Media Circus,” the most prominent “dark” toon shows ITTL are “Invader Zim,” and “Neurotically Yours” (the show with Foamy the Squirrel), among others.

    @PNWKing
    “Did the Bell System still break up? If so, what are the top telecom companies?” Yes, but a bit sooner under President Mondale; the top 10 telecom companies, globally, are, in descending order, AT&T (US), Verizon (US), Nippon (Japan), Telekom (Germany), America Movil (Mexico), Softbank (Japan), Comcast (US), PRC Uni-Com (China), Vodafone (UK), UnitedTalk (US). The top 5 in the US are AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, UnitedTalk, and Frontier.
    “Are cable and satellite still things?” – Yes, but they’re presently used even less often than IOTL.
    Nick Offerman, Amy Poehler, Jim O’Heir, Marietta “Retta” Sirleaf, Paul Schneider and Aubrey Plaza – comedians. IOTL, Parks and Rec came about after co-creator Daniels and Schur failed to come up with a spinoff of The Office, then abandoned the idea of a government official trying to rebuild their political career after a fall from grace; they were also inspired by The Wire, and the optimism surrounding OTL’s 2008 election. The guy who created The Wire do so after working on Homicide: Life on The Street, which still came into existence ITTL, but the 2008 election ITTL was closer to OTL’s 1988 election in regards to public sentiments, with the incumbent administration retaining the White House. And the original UK Office was created by Ricky Gervais in 2001 IOTL. That’s a long time from this TL’s POD, but let’s kill some butterflies and say it somehow still gets made. I think the “redemption” idea would have been interesting, so let’s say Poehler plays a somewhat optimistic former state senator who lost a very winnable congressional seat over a gaffe, and now works for the state Parks and Rec but keeps looking for a way to redeem herself. The character could be a former introvert, and be used by the writers to explore issues surrounding social anxiety, as she wants to help people, but she’s nervous in front of crowds, thus complicating her ambitions. The show, whatever it’s called, is tertiarily connected to The Office, in that one of the side characters is a cousin of one from The Office and the joke is characters from The Office pop up in the background of scenes visiting this cousin but they’re never directly addressed because it’s not their show. The other P&R actors – all still comedians ITTL – may play characters similar to the ones they played in OTL.
    Nicole Scherzinger, Robin Thicke and Michael Stipe – all are still singers ITTL
    Chris Pratt – After winning a high school state wrestling tournament, his wrestling coach convinced him to take it up professionally; he joined WWE in 2001 but retired in 2019 after a series of arm and leg injuries, and is currently (2020) trying to transition into professional acting.
    Ken Jeong – He was too busy working on the front lines during the SARS pandemic to try and appear on the “Funnyville Laughdown” program (Funnyville is a basic cable channel, kind of like OTL’s Comedy Central but not really), but he was able to transition into comedy in the late 2000s/early 2010s, with his role in the 2017 dramedy film “Chasing Snails” being his breakout performance.
    Jenny McCarthy – Hmm, IOTL her autistic son was born in May 2002, so if he was born here too (and given how long it’s been since the POD, that’s a big “if”), that’d be 3 months into the pandemic; upon him being diagnosed in 2005, she may claim the autism didn’t appear until after her child got vaccinated and so she would end up an anti-vaxxer anyway; but that’s only if she still conceives an autistic child (at some point, not necessarily this same kid, 70 years after TTL’s POD), and since it’s not clearly understood what causes autism, I’m really not sure how her personal life plays out here; but her acting career is similar here, being most prominent in the 1990s and shifting to hosting shows and judging shows in the 2010s. (BTW: my older brother has medium-functioning autism, PPD-NOS (reading, communication, and short-term memory issues), and he’s the most innocent and least annoying person in my family!)
    Seltzer and Friedberg – Friedberg’s father was a Hollywood screenwriter, so he’d probably still get into scriptwriting at a young age like in OTL, but the two of them didn’t meet until both went to the same university, so maybe here, Seltzer goes to a different school. IOTL, the two originally made a living and paid for tuition by selling t-shirts, starting a food delivery service, and opening up a shoe store; given the younger one was born in 1974, this would be c. 1992; maybe here, Seltzer, going in alone b/c he never met Friedberg, capitalizes on the growing possibilities of the technet and makes his food delivery service into a legitimate business (possibly named “Seltzer’s Food and Seltzers” or something like that), and it struggles for years until the quarantines of 2002-to-2004 allow it to expand into a major multi-state operation, and so here he’s a wealthy businessman too busy living in luxury to make terrible movies. Friedberg, meanwhile, may end up working with more talented writers, and his movies, while still playing to a certain audience and still having a distinctly crude style, are closer to the grossest moments of OTL’s Family Guy, Rick & Morty (which doesn’t exist here at all), and Seth Rogen films and are still shunned by critics, but are not as awful as his OTL films are considered to be. (Confession time: I think I’m one of the few people out there who actually doesn’t hate “Disaster Movie,” finding it bad, but not terribly awful enough for me to hate it; watching it again a few months back, I found that its now-dated pop culture references have unintentionally made it into a time capsule of sorts for the year 2008, as it makes several references to films and TV shows most relevant in that specific time period, and so it reminded me of those “YouTube Rewind” videos; plus, its production values (its budget was so very obviously low) made me chuckle a few times (both when I first saw it in early 2009, and again in December), and I remember the Crazy Princess character actually getting a few laughs out of then-14-years-old me some of the time, but, admittedly, much less so now).
    Natalie Wood – In 1971, after friends inspired by the first “Ark Wave” convince her to tell her story, Wood reveals that she was raped by “a powerful actor” when she was 16 (IOTL, Wood died before she could ever actually identify him by name, but here, we learn who it was). In 1981, she and Wagner have their argument sooner, right before they can even get to the yacht, so she spends the weekend with her sister until they reconcile a few days later. She stars in a movie based on the play “Anastasia” in 1985. Wood finally wins an Academy Award in 1988 for her performance in the 1987 film “Country of The Heart,” which also starred Timothy Hutton. In 1990, Wood and Wagner divorce after a chaotic night in 1989 in which Wood catches Wagner sleeping with Jill St. John in a room at their guest house, and Wagner catches Wood sleeping with Christopher Walken in a second room at the guest house just minutes later (which was the inspiration for a 1993 comedy film starring Steve Martin). Wood semi-retired from acting again in the 1990s, and once more in the 2010s, the latter being due to dissatisfaction with repeatedly playing “older” characters; outside of acting, she has worked with SAG and other organizations to support film preservations efforts.
    Bob Dole – Already mentioned as still serving in the senate (longer than any other incumbent, in office since 1969), and is the current President Pro Tempore of the US Senate; re-elected in 2016, he announced in 2017 that he will “very likely” not run for re-election in 2022.
    John Grisham – Until looking over his bio on Wikipedia, I didn’t realize how many movies for which he was responsible; it’s interesting that he got elected to public office at a time when he was struggling to become a writer; ITTL, he still becomes a prominent writer, but writes a best-seller based on the real-life stories that come out during the Ark Wave of 1986, while the OTL girl that was the inspiration for “A Time To Kill” stays safe from harm ITTL.
    Paula Deen – Very similar to OTL (plus more prominent criticisms of her use of sugar) until 2006, when she is caught on a hot mic using the N-word to refer to President Jackson; her show “Paula’s Home Cooking” was soon cancelled, and she kept a low profile until returning to relevance with a new TV show in 2014.
    Mary Hart – She was First Runner-Up for Miss America in 1971 before working for programs such as Entertainment Daily, Variety, and The Hollywood Reporter; she also conducted informal interviews for People Magazine and other publications, and made minor appearances in some films and TV shows.
    John Tesh – Pretty much the same as OTL, but he’s not as famous as Yanni.
    “What is the fate of Judaism ITTL?” – What do you mean by this?
    “Are infomercials a thing ITTL?” – Yes
    Tucker Carlson – Born in 1969, he still develops an anti-liberal mindset in response to his mother abandoning the family “to pursue a ‘bohemian’ lifestyle” like IOTL; his father, still marries Senator J. William Fulbright’s niece in 1979 and becomes the head of the USIA in under President Denton, which has even more influence ITTL; after the Ark Wave of 1986, President Kemp fired his father; in 1993, after spending two years working for “Uncle Fulbright” (who didn’t retire until 1995), the Senator helped Tucker get into the CIA (he failed to join IOTL); as a field specialist, he oversaw anti-recreadrug campaigns in Colombia and then Mexico under Presidents Iacocca and Dinger; after Jackson became President in 2001, Tucker was fired for insubordination and soon began a career working on the campaigns of deeply-conservative political candidates (Goetz in 2004, Gritz in 2008, and Goetz again in 2012); in 2013, he failed to land a job working for VP Brown because Brown “could smell the BS from the outer office”; he currently works as a Foreign Policy analyst for THN.
    Laura Welch (since she never met George W. Bush ITTL) – she actually did meet GWB, but only decades later, when she was running for a second term in the U.S. House and he was MLB Commissioner (see the September 1998 Chapter for a photo); she entered office in 1997, declined interest in being Goetz’s running mate in 2004, was considered for US Secretary of Education in 2013 but ultimately declined the job, and lost re-nomination in 2014 due to allegedly being “insufficiently conservative,” as her challenger put it.
    “Was Heathcliff a thing ITTL?” – Given that Heathcliff was created in 1973 and Garfield was created in 1976/1978, I think both cats exist ITTL, with the latter feline peaking in popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, similar to OTL, except the “rivalry” between the two is more prominent, both in advertising and within their respective 1980s/1990s TV shows.
    “What are the most memorable ‘lafpics’ ITTL?” – Hard to say; the internet/technet is a very unpredictable place, but most likely lafpics/mems have easy-to-understand formats and a “universal” sort of humor to them (e.g.: “Mr. Bean”); but given the hundreds if not thousands or more memes out there, I’m really not sure what an alternate internet would cook up specifically (there’s just too many possibilities) so feel free to offer any suggestions/ideas you have.



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