Thande
Donor
Inspired by Reformer's Mosaic Earth spoof, I decided to do one for the map thread.
All meant in fun, of course
All meant in fun, of course
DIAMOND
Here's something I've been thinking about
for a while. It's an incredibly professional map
of a quite interesting world where the Templars
conquer Arabia in alliance with Belgian England.
OTHNIEL
Ooh! Do a timeline of that!
(Pause)
DIAMOND
And here's something I intend to develop later,
where General Cornwallis gets assistance from
the Sidhe and succeeds in defeating the
Indian rebellion in the Confederation of Three Fires.
OTHNIEL
(giving up)
In that case, here is a map of a super-powerful
Colombia.
NOMADICSKY
and here is one of the republic of canada conquering british georgia
LEEJ
Why is this thread here anyway?
DIAMOND
(Patient explanation of why it's there)
THANDE
Here's a map which I've spent all month
working on and I'm really proud of, where...
DIAMOND
(grabs it)
Just what I need! Scrunched up into a ball,
it'll hold down one of the corners of THIS!
(DIAMOND unveils map so detailed that God looks ashamed at how the real world compares to it. THANDE cries)
HAPSBURG
This map shows the Satanic Elves allied with
the vile unclean alien invaders as they attempt
to conquer the Nazi Holy Roman Terran Empire,
but they shall not prevail!
AGENTDARK
Why not?!
STRAHA
(posts Diffin type political map where everywhere in the world is a dystopic dictatorship of some kind)
AGENTDARK
(posts map entirely in different shades of black which pushes Straha's off the last page)
STRAHA
AGENTDARK
DIAMOND
And here's a map showing the vampires of
Mongol Venice after their successful
conquest of the Ethiopian Balkans.
BLOCHEAD
(posts map of the Mexican Intervention Timeline)
LEEJ
Why is that a map of the Mexican Intervention Timeline??
That's the Mexican Intervention Timeline!!
And why is this thread here anyway?
DIAMOND
(sighs)
Here's something I've been thinking about
for a while. It's an incredibly professional map
of a quite interesting world where the Templars
conquer Arabia in alliance with Belgian England.
OTHNIEL
Ooh! Do a timeline of that!
(Pause)
DIAMOND
And here's something I intend to develop later,
where General Cornwallis gets assistance from
the Sidhe and succeeds in defeating the
Indian rebellion in the Confederation of Three Fires.
OTHNIEL
(giving up)
In that case, here is a map of a super-powerful
Colombia.
NOMADICSKY
and here is one of the republic of canada conquering british georgia
LEEJ
Why is this thread here anyway?
DIAMOND
(Patient explanation of why it's there)
THANDE
Here's a map which I've spent all month
working on and I'm really proud of, where...
DIAMOND
(grabs it)
Just what I need! Scrunched up into a ball,
it'll hold down one of the corners of THIS!
(DIAMOND unveils map so detailed that God looks ashamed at how the real world compares to it. THANDE cries)
HAPSBURG
This map shows the Satanic Elves allied with
the vile unclean alien invaders as they attempt
to conquer the Nazi Holy Roman Terran Empire,
but they shall not prevail!
AGENTDARK
Why not?!
STRAHA
(posts Diffin type political map where everywhere in the world is a dystopic dictatorship of some kind)
AGENTDARK
(posts map entirely in different shades of black which pushes Straha's off the last page)
STRAHA
AGENTDARK
DIAMOND
And here's a map showing the vampires of
Mongol Venice after their successful
conquest of the Ethiopian Balkans.
BLOCHEAD
(posts map of the Mexican Intervention Timeline)
LEEJ
Why is that a map of the Mexican Intervention Timeline??
That's the Mexican Intervention Timeline!!
And why is this thread here anyway?
DIAMOND
(sighs)
