Hitler is marched from his jail cell to the gallows at Red Square, with hundreds of Soviet dignitaries (including Stalin himself) watching. As he nears his fate, Hitler notices something odd about the gallows. First, it appears that the entire apparatus is set at ground level, with no trap doors. Finally, the rope in which he is about to be hanged by is only as long as the top of the gallows to his neck.
The noose is now fitted snugly along Hitlers neck. Everyone waits for ten agonizing minutes while nothing happens. An officer then looks at Stalin, who gives him a nod. The officer now pulls his revolver, and promptly shoots Hitler at his right knee.
Hitler screams, as the crowd in Red Square cheers at the latest development. Hitler struggles to stand up with his remaining leg in a last ditch effort to avoid hanging himself. Thirty minutes later, the officer takes aim at his left knee...