Hitlergrad - A Russian/Soviet Hitler TL

Would Nazism be butterflied away? Couldn’t Röhm, or another of his ilk, create a similar Nazi state/ideology? The same German post WW1 political and cultural catalysts would still be there.

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Here's a path for Comrade Hitler to the General Secretaryship:

Stalin dies/is removed from power in the 1930s (or late 1920s). The Party bigwigs hold a meeting:

Comrade 1: We need a General Secretary, one who is acceptable enough to both the Stalinists, and the others, without having a real chance to develop his own powerbase.

Comrade 2: But where shall we find such a person?

Comrade 3: What about Comrade Hitler, he's in charge of the Volga ASSR?

Comrade 4: Don't be ridiculous. He's barely fluent in Volga German, and his Russian is atrocious. What's more he's a teetotaler and a suspected vegetarian!

Comrade 2: He wasn't even born here. Come to think of it, I don't think he was even born in Germany.

Comrade 1: That's it! Comrade Hitler is perfect. He has no foundation to build a cult of personality.

Comrade 3: It'll make for good copy at the next Comintern meeting. Anyone could be General Secretary!

Comrade 4: The ideal puppet! We could control him by controlling his document translators!

Comrade 1: It's settled then! Comrade Hitler is our puppet, I mean, new General Secretary!

Narrator: Comrades 1, 2, and 3 were later denounced as MI5 agents, and killed while resisting arrest during the Night of the TT-30s in 1935. Comrade 4 became the first Soviet ambassador to the Dual State of Israel and Transjordan.
 
Here's a path for Comrade Hitler to the General Secretaryship:

Stalin dies/is removed from power in the 1930s (or late 1920s). The Party bigwigs hold a meeting:

Comrade 1: We need a General Secretary, one who is acceptable enough to both the Stalinists, and the others, without having a real chance to develop his own powerbase.

Comrade 2: But where shall we find such a person?

Comrade 3: What about Comrade Hitler, he's in charge of the Volga ASSR?

Comrade 4: Don't be ridiculous. He's barely fluent in Volga German, and his Russian is atrocious. What's more he's a teetotaler and a suspected vegetarian!

Comrade 2: He wasn't even born here. Come to think of it, I don't think he was even born in Germany.

Comrade 1: That's it! Comrade Hitler is perfect. He has no foundation to build a cult of personality.

Comrade 3: It'll make for good copy at the next Comintern meeting. Anyone could be General Secretary!

Comrade 4: The ideal puppet! We could control him by controlling his document translators!

Comrade 1: It's settled then! Comrade Hitler is our puppet, I mean, new General Secretary!

Narrator: Comrades 1, 2, and 3 were later denounced as MI5 agents, and killed while resisting arrest during the Night of the TT-30s in 1935. Comrade 4 became the first Soviet ambassador to the Dual State of Israel and Transjordan.

That may be the most humorous post I’ve yet seen on this site.
 
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