That TL was great. Hopefully it is not dead. Cottage cheese, ketchup, brain damage and ramping paranoia.
Personal note. As a Frenchman it took me a while to figure what cottage cheese exactly was. Looks like "Fromage blanc" is the best translation.
I don't like Fromage blanc because it has no real taste - I prefers smelly, near-rotten French cheese. Then there is ketchup. Not much love for this one, taste too much sugar.
Now I'm trying to figure a combination of the two respective tastes... Tricky Dick, you are really a sick man to eat such a thing. .