Hail Columbia! An American Wank Timeline

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Hail Columbia! An American Wank Timeline

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Hello! This timeline as you know is called Hail Colombia, and you might me wondering, what is it about? Well this timeline will be about a Wank America that is created via various PODs. This America will include Canada, parts of Mexico, and even have some colonies in the pacific and Africa! I have been thinking of this timeline for some time now and just haven’t had the time or was too lazy to do it until now! I’ll be making updates for the timeline to move it forward!
 
A Quick End
The city of Quebec laid silent, silent as the sounds of cannon fire, soldier yelling, and citizens screaming ceased. Numerous buildings were crumbled, shops destroyed, and children clinging to their mothers as the sounds of the footsteps of soldiers were heard. American soldiers marched down the streets of Quebec City, the British Garrison here had been defeated and with seemingly no reinforcements coming from Britain any time soon, it looks like the entire war has been won in a swift victory. Of course not all land had been occupied by the Americans, but the Canadian colonial government had surrendered, and this meant it didn’t matter if that territory was free or not, Canada was in the bag. British delegates arrived weeks later to sign a peace treaty with the Americans, as they had no time for war in the Americas as in Europe a war waged with Napoleon and his French Empire. With this, Canada, Bermuda, and a couple but not all of britain’s Caribbean possessions were handed over to the United States. This war was a triumph indeed: Quebecois looked at the American soldiers marching down there streets, wondering: “what will become of us”?


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Terms of the Treaty of Philadelphia

  • The entire territory of British North America shall be ceded to the United States.
  • Islands such as Bermuda, The Bahamas, Barbados, the Virgin Islands, Antigua and Barbuda shall also be ceded to the US but will allow special shipping and docking rights to British ships.
  • Other British possessions in the Caribbean shall allow special shipping and docking rights to American ships and special rights for American companies.
The British delegation sighed and agreed to sign it, officially marking the beginning of what would soon be known as a great empire.
 
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