German Iceberg Invasion of Britain

You assume the ice would melt enough to destabilize the planks.
Actually, I'm assuming that the planks are going to be the stuff that fuels the fire, and thus, they're going to end up as ash.

Or that they might just make the flight deck out of metal.
Helps protect against bombs slightly, but freezing your hand to the deck when you trip over is not going to be pleasant.
 

Andre27

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So, this has been evaluated before by the Allies as Project Habakkuk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

Let's make some minor alterations....

What if:
- The Germans in late 1940 send a bunch of U-Boats out to the North Atlantic, which then fetch a dozen or so icebergs from around Greenland.
- These icebergs are docked to French ports, the German Army boards them quickly.
- Operation "Eislöwe" is launched.

:)

Seriously, even in my half drunk state i cannot take this serious.
When proposing an invasion scenario for the UK, make it semi plausible.

Scenarios like this should and will be moved to ASB as soon as a moderator spots them.

When you go "let's invade the UK" then at least put butterflies in place to secure air superiority and provide the Germans with sufficient landing craft.
 
Well, since we are practically there, anyway, why not suggest that the Nazis ride across the Channel on trained sea lions?

<*ducks and runs*>
 
Don't be ridiculous, we have no need of animals, our Nazi Übermensch could swim it on their own in half the time.
 
Yes, because the supply corps, incompetent as ever would forget to give them towels to dry themselves off on the other side, and using flimsy British towels was not to be thought of.
 
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