Soundtrack:
Johann Strauss Senior - Egerien-Tanze Waltz [1]
*exterior* *Munich* *we see a montage of buildings* *first the Town Hall* *then the spires of the Frauenkirche* *the Alte Hof* *the Theatinerkirche* *Nymphenburg* *the Prince Carl-Palais and Leutstetten Palais of Leo von Klenze* *the half-finished Siegestor* *and finally we stop on a long building of wrought iron and glass*[2]
*cut to interior of said Glaspalast* *while it resembles a traditional fair, there's a lot more iron and steel, machinery bits and bobs among the traditional wares* *a card flashes to tell us that this is the "First German-Imperial Industrial Exhibition"[4]*
*walking down one of the hallways, ignoring the wares for the most part, are several women in a group* *Archduchess Sophie of Austria* *Queen Elise of Prussia* *Queen Marie of Saxony* *Mathilde, Grand Princess of Darmstadt* *Queen Therese of Bavaria* *Princess Eugènie of Hohenzollern-Hechingen* *Théodelinde, Crown Princess of Modena* *clearly these women are talking intently, judging by their facial expressions and gestures*
*we see that they are passing in front of a stall displaying Hungarian wares* *identified by the red-white-green ribbons tricolour ribbons festooning the stall[5]*
*cut to Palazzo de Caserta* *Louise d'Artois is standing with her year-old daughter* *watching King Ferdinando teaching his three-year-old son (and his son's companion, Ludo of Württemberg) to ride a horse[6]* *he's fussing over his son to make sure he doesn't fall off* *his son is like "it's okay dad, I got this" and rides a bit further than he "should"* *we see Ferdinando's face form into a scowl of disapproval at being disobeyed* *then bursts out laughing* *all of the others follow suit* *and we see an almost idyllic family shot*
*cut to Athens* *Queen Sophia is at the foundation laying of what will be the National Observatory in Athens* *at her right side sits her son and heir, the duke of Sparta (b.1838)* *on her left, sits her second son, Nicholas (b.1839)* *we hear in snippets of the speech being made that this was thanks to the "gracious endorsement and unflagging encouragement" of the Queen of Greece*
*cut to Madrid* *Queen Isabel II walks into Privy Council Chamber, accompanied by D. Carlos de Montemolin* *she goes straight to the throne at the head of the table and despite being two months shy of her twelfth birthday, she seems to be following the discussion intelligently* *we even see her interrupting a minister to ask a question or two*
*cut to London* *a pregnant Queen Victoria is giving a speech at the opening of parliament* *her "agenda" outlined includes that the re-analyzing of the Poor Law, pursuant to the Chartist Petition, the announcement of the closure of several prisons, the prohibition of children under the age of ten being allowed to work and the establishment of a commission to decide on the matter of railway gauges [7]*
*cut to Paris* *at the Palais de Luxembourg* *King Louis Philippe sits on his throne at the head of the Chambre des Pairs* *the Peers look like they're debating something of extreme importance*
*cut to Henri de Chambord* *he's on horseback* *despite the rain* *riding through town* *we see figures in doorways scowling and frowning at him* *a man spits in the street as Henri rides past* *a woman looks at him, crosses herself, then hurries on shielding her head from the worst of the rain with a newspaper* *another mother comes out to chase her kids inside, looks at Henri for a moment, then turns her back on him*
Henri: Monsieur le Marquis, how do you want to lead a revolt when these men don't even seem happy to see me.
Marquis de Rochejacquelin: sire, I'm sure it's just the weather that ha-
*a projectile of some sort comes flying from unseen hand* *it hits Henri in the side of the neck* *his horse rears and next thing, he's lying on his back in the street [8]*
Rochejacquelin: aux armes! *he and several others draw their swords* *start looking around for the "assailant"*
Henri: *meanwhile* *picks up the potato/tomato/apple* *looks at it* *and laughs*
*Rochejacquelin and Fitz-James look at him like he's gone absolutely mad*
Henri: *climbing back on the horse without assistance* I shall have it framed and mounted. The first "stone" thrown at me by my loyal subjects *chuckles*
*Rochejacquelin, Fitz-James both frown*
*Ney's now joining in the chuckle* *so is Noailles*
Henri: let's get out of this wet, I could do with some dry clothes.
*cut to an inn room* *Henri, now in different clothes is standing staring out the window at the rain* *on the table, we see a copy of the newspaper the woman in the street was using as an umbrella* *it announces that the Chambres des Pairs has just passed a law that, in the event of the king's death before his grandson is eighteen, there will naturally be a regency* *but the boy's mother, the Dowager Duchesse de Chartres, will have
no part in it[9]*
Henri: *sits down at table as Noailles comes in* *still towelling his hair dry* what do you have to say to that, Monsieur le Duc.
Noailles: *reads article* Prussia has agreed to a truce with Austria? And she agrees to surrender some of the territory to Saxony, sire?
Henri: I meant the other article. About the regency.
Noailles: *scans article*
Henri: is the duc d'Orléans poorly? That they have reason to believe such a bill is necessary?
Noailles: I hadn't heard he was, Majesty. Usual aches and pains that come with age, as I'm sure General Ney can relate.
Ney: *lying on bed with his eyes closed* I'm lying down, not dead, Noailles. No need to talk of me like I'm a crate of rats.
Henri: *looks at Noailles*
Noailles: my apologies, General.
Ney: seems...odd. If you'll forgive me saying so, Majesty. Even Napoléon didn't seek to remove those rights from his empress for his son.
Henri: *smiles sharkishly* it would seem that Orléans, for all his supposedly good qualities at working for the good of the kingdom, has neglected one key fault.
Fitz-James: *leaning against the wardrobe* that it's not within parliament's power to decide such a matter?
Henri: that such a motion is ultimately unnecessary.
Ney: because you plan to remove him from power before it is necessary?
Henri: no. I'm surprised Noailles didn't realize this- but according to the Constitution of 1791 and the Charte Octroyen, that my grandfather abdicated under, such a right had been removed from my mother anyway. The position of regent is to be filled by the senior prince du sang resident in France. In 1791 that would've been Philippe Égalité. In 1830, that was the duc.
Noailles: *catching up* and now, if the duc were to die, the senior prince du sang resident in France is not the duc de Nemours, but your Majesty.
Henri: exactly. What? That my presence unnerves him so that he is willing to make them wards of the state? Instead of a Régency allow for the Corps Legislatif to exercise these rights? Does he think I will repay evil for evil, lock his grandsons up like some...Richard III?
Fitz-James: you don't plan to, Majesty?
Henri: why would I lock them up? They've done me no harm-
Rochejacquelin: *from window bench* but they will, sire. Give them time.
Henri: and so it goes on? Cain kills Abel, Abel's son kills Cain, Cain's son kills his cousin and so on and forth? Where does it end, Rochejacquelin? Louis le Grand didn't execute his Uncle for taking part in the Fronde against him. Where would France have been if he had done that to le Grand Condé?
Rochejacquelin: "irritably" your Majesty plans to kill them with kindness.
Noailles: they
are his Majesty's heirs until he has children of his own.
*silence in the room* *Henri stares stonily at Noailles*
Noailles: *quickly* which, God willing, will not be long in arriving, Majesty.
Henri: as far as I was aware, Noailles, the Régent Orléans passed a bill excluding bastards from the succession, which would require me to marry first. Since I haven't had a proposal all year, perhaps you would tell me who this obliging young woman is that you have waiting in the wings?
Noailles: well, there is the princess of Saxony, sire.
Henri: *writing on a piece of paper* too young. She's seven years younger than me, that makes her fifteen at the moment. Her mother was in her twenties before she had children. How long would you have France await a dauphin?
Ney: Napoléon waited six years. Thirteen if you count from when he married Josèphine
Henri: and look how Monsieur François describes most of his cousins: "born an heir when there was nothing left to inherit". Unlike Napoléon I don't have a nephew available.
Fitz-James: your Majesty could dust off the plan from the 1760s to name your sister's son as the
premier prince du sang [10]
Henri: much though I love Louise, that would simply cause too much chaos.
Noailles: which brings us back to the Orléans' children.
Henri: *snorts* hardly. *turns page over to Noailles*
Noailles: *picks it up* *it's headed "Last Will and Testament of Henri d'Artois, Comte de Chambord, Duc de Bordeaux etc etc" in block capitals* *it's about three paragraphs long* *reads it* *we see his eyes getting bigger* absolutely not, Majesty.
Henri: *hands the page to Rochejacquelin* *instructs him to pass it around*
Noailles: no legislature will recognize it. It'll mean war, Majesty.
Henri: on what grounds?
Fitz-James: *reading over Rochejacquelin's shoulder* depending on whether you accept the treaty of Utrecht or not.
Henri: Philippe V never considered himself bound by those rights. You pointed out yourself that there was a plan in the 1760s to include the duc de Calabrie. You're willing to accept my sister's son, which would also be in contravention of that. Yet you act
appalled when I suggest Monsieur le Comte, Noailles?
Rochejacquelin: it would be the matter of what happens to the crown
after the comte de Molina dies. If it is to pass to his eldest son, then France and Spain will end up in union, which would be in contravention of Utrecht, and Britain would definitely not accept it-
Ney: *now reading it* *schoolteacher tone of voice* your penmanship needs work, Majesty. -as to the Marquis' objections that Britain will not accept it, I tend to believe that much has to do with the packaging. The war currently raging in Germany is in clear violation of the terms agreed at Vienna, and yet neither Britain nor Russia are getting involved. Simply because it's in their interests
not to.
Noailles: how would a union of France and Spain be in their interests?
Ney: because there would be no union. What his Majesty is suggesting is sensible. The comte de Molina was touted by the British as heir in 1836 [11]. As grudgingly as he views it, he will not depose his son to become king of Spain. And when he dies, God willing, the likelihood exists that the king of Spain will have more than one child. *reads* If the king of Spain only has one child, regardless of gender, his heir is to be his brother, the comte de Montizon, and his line. Should the comte de Montizon's line fail, the next heir will be the duc de Marchena [Infante Fernando], followed by...*reads* the king of Sicily, and his line, the Prince of Capua, his line, etc etc. Why did your Majesty exclude the duc de Cadix?
Henri: the man's legitimacy is questionable. At best, he'd only have a claim through his mother, and since in France that doesn't count...his line is out. Not to mention that between my brother-in-law in Sicily and my cousins in Spain, I'll have a field day justifying it given he's technically at war with both. I left the dukes of Parma out for the same reason.
Ney: *reading* and should all these lines fail, my heir is to be François Joseph Charles, Duc de Reichstadt,
dit Napoléon, Roi de Rome.
*can hear a pin drop in the room*
Noailles: where do the Orléans fit in, Majesty?
Henri: they don't. They can
remain princes du sang, but I will not have my
coffin become their bridge [12].
*cut to Paris* *the next morning* *we see that Henri has published as a "manifesto" in nearly every newspaper in France*
Henri: *voice over* citizens of France, let's have the courage to speak. We are all born on the soil that our kings have gathered, our rightful inheritance. Even though the field is poorer and smaller than it was, we are still sown from the same seed in the same land. But who has plundered the domain? Without orders, without a leader and without a guide, the people are a flock untended. The mob is a reckless tyrant that the flatters and cronies push into the abyss. Power has became the prey that the parties fight over, and they are crushing the life from France! You craftsmen and farmers, in the workshop and in the field, the king used to protect the commons, but now you are abandoned. The labourer is no different to a slave or a convict to the dictators who sit in Paris. Those are the tyrants have killed the king, those are the ministers who have killed God, and now they wish for your children to die in their war. The king was to protect your prosperous homes, but he has allowed your wicked enemies to cross the borders into your lands! They rape Frenchwomen, they kill children, they murder our priests. Debout, citoyens! Sonne le tocsin! Sus à l'ennemi, aux armes! [13]
*Louis Philippe reads the last part - Henri's will that he sketched out the day before. Of how the succession will go* *that the Orléans are to be cut out entirely*
Louis Philippe: *puts the newspaper down* *leans back in his chair and smirks* and with that
volley, Monsieur Henri has just shot any hopes of foreign support
*fade to black*
[1] Egeria is the nymph from Roman mythology who imparted laws and wisdom to Numa Pompilius, King of Rome, and so the name has become a byword for a wise/shrewd female counsellor (like Louis Philippe's sister)
[2] the purpose of this "architectural journey" is Munich down the centuries (Town Hall and Frauenkirche (Gothic), Alte Hof (Renaissance), Theatinerkirche (Baroque), Nymphenburg (Baroque-Rococo), Klenze's palaces/Siegestor (neo-classical) and now the Glaspalast is "modern" [3]
[3] OTL the Glaspalast was only built ten years later. However, the Brunnenhof was built at Bad Kissingen in 1842 with roughly the same mentality in mind: a wrought iron structure for display purposes.
[4] OTL this was in Mainz in September 1842, but due to Munich being "further from the front lines" (i.e. less likely to get attacked), it was decided to move the exhibit there. OTL this fair drew 75000 visitors inside a month.
[5] this - and the Bohemian stall - are probably the only "non German" exhibits present. This is more as a courtesy/respect to Franz I, than anything "concrete" like Hungary and Bohemia are now part of the German trade union or such
[6] I have this idea that despite not liking him for being a Protestant, Ludo's sort of "grown" on his adoptive parents that they come to regard him as if he were their own kid. Louise and Ferdinando are parents to three: Carlo Andrea, Duke of Calabria; Maria Teresa "Titi" (born 1841) and Carolina Enrichetta (born 1842). I have no idea what sort of dad King Bomba was, but I'm working off another "reactionary" who was a good dad: Alexander III of Russia.
[7] railway gauges in England were a problem until the matter was settled by an 1846 Act of Parliament. Part of the cause of the problem was that many - including Isambard Brunel - believed that the railways would function "independently" of one another, so this wouldn't be a problem. This led to the "British Gauge Wars" OTL. Here, Victoria pre-empts the problem. Why? Because of what were doubtless lengthy discussions with Albert in Cornwall about the establishment of a railway from London to Cornwall, and realizing that all the railways are on a separate gauge. This is Albert, the guy who realized that the people who washed the inside and outside of the windows couldn't work in sync. Of course he noticed something like this. Probably had a whole memoranda about it
[8] the horse is probably all they could find, it's not a trained war horse or something like that that it would be used to such behaviour
[9] France passed a law like this on August 30 1842 as well (the
Loi du 30 août
1842 sur la majorité royale et la régence) by which women were excluded
entirely from any regency that France would not just experience with Louis Philippe, but also going forward. I can't find the text of the law online though
[10] this plan was to name Carlos III's retarded son, the duc de Calabrie as the premier prince du sang in France, given his inadmissibility for Spain/Naples
[11] this is true. The London Times wrote in March 1836
"the life of the young Duke of Bordeaux [15 years old] is fragile, that the Duke of Angoulême [ sic ] [i.e. the Dauphin Louis-Antoine , 60 ] and Charles X [78 years old] are advanced in age, and that [the] hereditary rights [of the infant Charles , 48 years old] to the crown of France may sooner or later become the flag of legitimacy” which is a tacit acknowledgement of the situation at hand
[12] what Henri said of it OTL a few days before he died "Je ne veux pas que mon cercueil serve de pont aux d'Orléans" .
[13] arise citizens, sound the alarm/ring the bell, down with the enemy, to arms
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