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116.

"The Muslim people, under the boot of Soviet totalitarianism, did what was only natural: they resisted."

Cheers and jeers echoed through the Senate chamber, but Henry Jackson remained firmed.
 
118.

Oval Office tape record: December 13, 1969. Present: President Romney.

Secretary: Sir, Mr Haig is outside.

Romney: Bring him in.

[Haig enters]

Haig: Mr President, the Pakistani Army has advanced into Jammu. The local administrators are preparing to announce their surrender.

Romney: How's Gandhi going to react?

Haig: The Indian military attache at the embassy informed my office that an 'extraordinary' bombing campaign is being planned, to take sometime within the next twelve hours.

Romney: A late scorched earth?

Haig: I guess that's the best way to put it, sir.
 
119.

"Good morning, this is CBS News. We have a special report from our New Delhi correspondent, Sean Daft. Sean?"

"Yes, the Indian Defense Ministry spokesperson has confirmed that the IAF has been authorized to... to bomb Jammu once it was completely occupied by Pakistani troops. He has described it as 'one hundred percent defensive.'"

"OK, now..."
 
120.

Oval Office tape record: December 15, 1969. Present: President Romney, National Security Adviser Haig.

Romney: How are we going to... get it out there?

Haig: We're setting up a smokescreen.

Romney: I'm assuming that you mean it literally.

Haig: As much as we can.

Romney: And how are we going to keep it from the Soviets and any other power with advanced capabilities.

Haig: We can always call it something else.

Romney: All right.

[Presses on button]

Romney: Call Dr O'Paine, please.

Secretary: Yes, Mr President.
 
121.

"Senator Goldwater, what's your opinion of the Muslim rebels in China and Russia?"

"I think that, in history, they are with our own Founding Fathers."
 
122.

"Ready for launch, Station One."

"Launch authorized, Ground Zero."

"Launching on mark: ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one!"

...

Oval Office tape record: December 31, 1969. Present: President Romney, Secretary of Defense McNamara, National Security Adviser Haig.

Romney: Congratulations, gentlemen. Open the champagne, will you?
 
123.

"We're not sure, Comrade Secretary. The Americans are denying it."

"They're denying a lot of things lately, none of which benefit us. Yuri, you have my permission to do whatever necessary to find out."

"Understood, Comrade Secretary."
 
124.

"Why's Kissinger being kept out?"

"Because cost-effective isn't good enough for a fucking pragmatist. Get back to work."
 
125.

"Yo, John, er... Mr Sears."

"What?"

"Have you heard anything about something at NASA?"

"No."

"All right..."
 
126.

"Comrade Marshal, what are the statistics for our infected?"

"Around 15,000 by this point."

"That low, Comrade Marshal?"

"It is not my duty to the state to lie, Comrade Secretary."

"Of course... are they being quarantined?"

"Quite efficiently. As a matter of fact, they are given the choice of... mercy."

"I can't blame them if they decided to accept such a fate."
 
127.

"You know, Comrade, maybe we should just send all of those bastard Muslims to China! Yeah, they'll rape as much as they want, and they'll get something beside-"

"Comrade, please! Show some dignity!"

"My apologies."

"Yeah, yeah..."
 
128.

"Oh, fuck! Pull them back!"

"But-"

"No! We've lost just too many in Jammu! We're not asking for a truce, we're just... recuperating from our losses! Understand?"

"Yes, Mr President."

...

"The Pakis are on the run!"

The men cheered wildly, as they slung the rifles in the northern direction.
 
129.

"... fellow Comrades that is why-"

Suddenly, the doors of the Politburo chamber swung open. Three men in Red Army uniforms stepped inside, and pointed their Kalashnikov's at the Secretary General.

...

Oval Office tape record: January 12, 1970. Present: President Romney, Secretary of State Kissinger, Ambassador Dobrynin.

Romney: ... will be succeeding?

Dobrynin: I assume that Chairman Kosygin will be taking on the Secretarial duties.

Romney: Well, once again, I must extend our sincerest condolences to the Soviet people.

Dobrynin: Thank you.
 
130.

"My fellow Comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I take on the Secretariat of the Communist Party of our great nation. Comrade Brezhnev will be missed, having served the cause of the Soviet Union and the class struggle efficiently and bravely. I doubt that we will ever be able to replace him..."
 
131.

"President Romney and Secretary General Kosygin will be meeting each other, for the first time, at a summit at the Hague in the Netherlands. Topics will range from nuclear proliferation to the Chinese civil war to the growing Islamic jihad in Asia. Attending with them will include their foreign policy and national security..."
 
132.

Oval Office tape record: January 28, 1970. Present: President Romney, Secretary of State Kissinger.

Romney: Do you think anything will come of this?

Kissinger: Depends on what the Soviets will be looking for.
 
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133.

"So what about-"

"Mr President!"

"Pardon?"

"Sorry... sorry for barging in. The Spanish government have announced that they will be surrendering all of their armed forces to our authority."

"We... won?"

"Yes."
 
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