This one's a lot of fun, and you can't expect it to pass without me commenting on it:
1936 - Lang, presumably, is the earliest on this list of many directors who do not leave Germany for Hollywood.
1938 - Riefenstahl gets to make her masterpiece during the height of her career, undistracted by the OTL Nazi propaganda pictures that made her famous instead.
1941 - Instead of
Citizen Kane, we get Welles' originally intended adaptation of the Conrad classic. It's a movie I'd love to see just to see if he could have pulled it off.
1956-59: Douglas Sirk makes his melodramas in Germany, does he? I'm curious about how to make
Imitation of Life work as a German-made film - it's an adaptation of a previously-existing American film, and the plot is American to the core.
1960: Herr Wilder's film is the first on this list to, IOTL, win Best Picture at the Academy Awards. Like
Imitation of Life,
The Apartment just seems so "American" to me, but I suppose Germany would also have a burgeoning post-war white-collar middle class too, so it still works.
1963: I will presume
Grant is made in lieu of Ford's contributions to
How the West Was Won. The timing of this - during the height of the OTL Civil Rights movement - is hard to ignore. IOTL Harry Morgan, mostly a television star (Bill Gannon on
Dragnet and Colonel Potter on
M*A*S*H) played Grant in
How the West Was Won, but obviously John Wayne ought to play Grant in a proper biopic directed by John Ford.
1969: Kubrick's
Napoleon is obviously an ATL picture close to my own heart. Looks like the timing is such that it would beat Bondarchuk's
Waterloo to the screen ITTL, although assuming he also made
2001 it's hard to imagine Kubrick turning the picture around in that short a time-frame.
1972:
The Day the Clown Cried? You went there, you madman, you went there. Classic MaskedPickle!
1975: ITTL Forman adapts
The Jungle Book instead of
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and does so in his native Bohemia. I do hope for the sake of good taste he finds a young actor from the Indian subcontinent to play the lead.
1979: The film Scott would have directed had he not been inspired by
Star Wars. Is it wrong that I like to imagine a TL where Scott went the James Ivory route?
1980: Truffaut directing
The Elephant Man instead of Lynch. Speaking of,
very surprised to not see an adaptation of
Dune on here, whether by Lynch or Jodorowsky or anyone else.
1981: Interesting that ITTL the title is translated into English when IOTL everyone calls it
Das Boot.
1983: Given that we're still in the De Niro era, does he play Bill the Butcher? (Who died at 33 - De Niro was 40, more than old enough. Day-Lewis was in his early forties.) And which young pretty boy
du jour plays Amsterdam?
1984:
Amadeus is the second film on this list to have won Best Picture at the Oscars IOTL. A film made in Germany, it presumably would have been adapted from the German translation of the play (which IOTL premiered in 1981 in Berlin), with minimal involvement from Shaffer (who IOTL made many changes for the film). I can see one controversy emerging in how Mozart's accent will be depicted - Austrian being considered a "hick" or "hayseed" accent in Germany (proper) - which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger is dubbed in German despite being a native speaker. Forman still gets to direct, which pleases me.
1987: Not surprised by this one at all. You are of course depriving the lead, Bruno Ganz, of his greatest performance IOTL so it's nice to see his
second-greatest performance receive high acclaim. Does Peter Falk still play the American celebrity?
1988: I suspect you're being too kind to Michael Cimino, though I note that his film was an international co-production...
1991: This is the part where we realize that in this world we lose
all three of Lean's masterpieces - no
Kwai, no
Lawrence, no
Zhivago What exactly did Lean
do between 1955 and 1991 ITTL anyway? I mean, yes, probably a
Mutiny on the Bounty adaptation and maybe still
A Passage to India, but that's still only two movies in 35 years - even Lean is more prolific than that. (
Ryan's Daughter might still happen ITTL, maybe he makes more of a success out of it.) Still nice to see
Nostromo made, and between that and
Heart of Darkness, Conrad is very well done by ITTL.
1995: So ITTL Paul Verhoeven managed to make
Crusade (which was planned, IOTL, to star Arnold Schwarzenegger, with whom he'd worked on
Total Recall). I can't imagine it would be anything less than horrifically violent. I guess making
Showgirls an acclaimed, hard-hitting expose that wins acclaim and awards is beyond even your powers
1997: I suppose in this timeline the
actual German aristocracy will have none of this commoner attempting to imply that he is nobility
1999: Another of the Greatest Films Never Made! Letting Coppola make
Megalopolis is definitely too kind to him, it's hard to imagine a man with his titanic ego
not capsizing before he can get to this point, but on the other hand it's very hard to resist, I grant you...
2008: So who plays Ignatius J. Reilly? Will Ferrell? And another question - simply because it must be asked - are you going to have Gottlieb publish Toole's book ITTL, thus (presumably) butterflying Toole's suicide? Or, given his other mental issues, would that even be enough?
2015: Quebec's film industry mounting
Cleopatra all by its lonesome would surely be a logistical challenge unless it's scaled
way down from the 1963 "classic", assuming it still exists ITTL. Yes, we have CGI, but still. Also, the film would almost certainly have to be in French to get public funding, but fortunately Jolie has French-Canadian ancestry and appears to be at least moderately fluent in French (she taught it to her kids), so she's still in.