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Es ist zwar etwas teurer, doch dafür ist man unter sich! Und ich weiß jeder Zweite hier ist genauso blöd wie iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ich! True it's more expensive, but therefore your among your own kind! And I know that every one in two here is just as dumb as me-eeeeeeeeee!
(From Westerland by Die Ärzte)
Why am I opening this can of worms? Well, I was bored and watched TV and they showed that young Brits seem to have overtaken the backside of the honorable Corfu Island at a place called Kavos and that they have turned it into a hub for a chlamydia epidemic. Then again, I realized that Corfu is just next to Albania, the most paranoid state of Europe for quite some decades. If Corfu had turned into a Shqiptar island, there wouldn't be Northern binge drinkers in Kavos.
So why not take just any timeline and show us where their Floridas and Ibizas were supposed to be?