Famous quotations that never were

"Putin... tear down that wall." - President John Kerry, speaking in Berlin on November 22, 2005.

"I would like to inform my fellow Americans that I am withdrawing for the race for President. Thanks for backing my campaign. Now, I would suggest you vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton. She can truly make America great again." - Donald J. Trump, announcing his withdrawal from the Democratic primaries in Trump Tower, Manhattan, NY, July 25, 2008.
 
"There is no Soviet domination of eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Reagan administration." - President Ronald Reagan, in a presidential debate on October 11, 1984.

"I will return." - General Robert E. Lee, while retreating from Gettyburg after a disappointing loss against Union troops, July 6, 1863.

"I will bury you." - Confederate President Jefferson F. Davis, replying to a letter from US President Abraham Lincoln, December 10, 1863.
 
"It's over Napoleon, I've the higher ground"
- Duke of Wellington, 1815

"I don't like Gauls. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they gets everywhere."
-Julius Caesar during the Gallic Wars

"This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!"
Leon Trotsky, 1926

"Do you feel in charge?"
Josef Stalin, to above
 

Pesigalam

Banned
Here is a challenge -- come with an ATL situation where this (OTL) quote makes sense:

"In 1965, CIA gangster police beat me bloody, dragged me in chains from Kennedy New York airport. Since then I hide in forced jobless poverty isolated, alone in this low deadly nigertown old house... [They tried] to shut me up forever with a sneak undetectable extermination ... for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS. Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, Esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampsted, NY, I stand alone against your mad, deadly, world-wide conspiratorial ...Communism"
 
"Heck of a job with those brownies." - George Bush to the White House chef shortly after legalizing marijuana

"You wont have to kick me around anymore" - President Nixon to the White House press corp while touring a dog rescue shelter.
 
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