"Holly Sh!t Buzz, We made it! Screw you Commies!"
- Neil Armstrong landing on the Moon
"I think I need to write Mr. Gatling a thank You letter."
- George Armstrong Custer after the Battle of the Little Bighorn
"Oh Jack taking a trip on the Hindenburg is a wonderful 25th Anniversary present."
- Rose Dawson
"So I turn around and there's John Wilkes Booth! I got his autograph and everything!"
-Abraham Lincoln leaving Ford's Theatre
"40 years, that just be too long a time."
- Josh Gibson after winning Rookie of the Year and the World Series for Chicago in 1948
"I am relatively good at what I do!"
- Mohammed Ali
"We have met the Enemy and We are theirs."
- Oliver Hazard Perry after his defeat on the Great Lakes
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
- Thomas Jefferson upon learning that Alexander Hamilton had been convicted for killing His VP, Aaron Burr
"Whoah, Peggy, Babe, that's treason!"
- The 5th President of the United States, Benedict Arnold
"It's not like we didn't know they were coming."
- Admiral Husband E. Kimmel