For those of you who are too lazy to go back and read the entire thread I’ll make a list of all the people used so far (And I’ll only use the role the first person assigned them. And only if their role fits the already established TL. That means if someone already has the CSA being independent that means any and all roles having to do with the surrender of the CSA are null and void)
So here we go
Jon Stewart- Anchor of the PBS Evening News.
Stephen Colbert- Liberal Party President-Elect of the Confederate States of America.
Nelofer Pazira- Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Afghanistan.
Susan Collins- Governor of the U.S state of New England.
Hillary Rodham- Retired actress who was in over 80 films, most of them as major roles.
Fidel Castro- Liberal Party Senator from the state of Cuba
Tony Blair- Pope John Paul III
Vladimir Putin- Director of the CIA
William Clinton "Willy J" - Aging playboy and porn magazine editor Clitton's
Al Gore - Peace activist and environmentalist. Poster child of the growing Freegan movement.
John S. McCain III - Admiral in the US Navy, in command of the currently ongoing South American War.
Oprah Winfrey - Former Secretary of State (1994-2001).
Freddie Mercury - rock star of the band Ibex and the first gay PM of Britain (and the world).
Hugo Chavez-Gran Columbian Admiral, currently working with Admiral McCain
Sarah and Todd Palin- popular porn star couple
Harry Turtledove- Ancient History Professor at UCLA
S.M. Stirling- Industrial Revolution expert and historian
Mel Gibson...Leader of the Opposition in Australia, National Liberal Party
Thomas Cruise...plays shakespearean roles in London, currently performing as Hamlet
Richard Nixon...an accomplished concert Pianist and part-time bowler; last concert with the Classical pianist and composer Ray Charles was in 1987
Jodeline Foster...America's current Ambassador to the UN
James Stewart...Animal Right's activist, leader of the boy scouts, one term congressman (1942-1944)
Condi Rice- Professor of International Relations At Harvard
George Walker Bush- General Manager of the Houston Astros.
George H.W Bush- Retired CIA agent
Karishma Kapoor- Newly elected Indian Draka MP in the Indian (as in India) state of Draka.
Ronald Reagan...country music singer
Lou Gehrig...Governor of New York 1939-1941
Stanley Kubrick...US Army colonel, involved in Watergate scandal in the 1980s...
Gordon Brown- First Minister of the Kingdom of Scotland
Arthur C. Clarke- Former head of the United Nations Space Agency
George Lucas- Colonel in the U.S Air Force and the military's most highly regarded military journalist and filmmaker
James Earl Jones - First African American Chairmen of the Joint Cheifs of Staff
Robert E Howard-Governor of Texas and later President of the United States
Al Franken-Director of CIA
Jack Chick-A famous atheist writing tracts in parody of religous ones.
H.P. Lovecraft-Head of the American Fascist Party
Rush Limbaugh - Gov. of Missouri
Harrison Ford: Owner of the Millenium Falcon, the worlds' only orbital resturaunt and bar.
Lyndon Larouche...children's author
Eddy Murphy...General Surgeon for the President
Brad Pitt...Joey in 'Friends'
Charles Manson: A humanitarian and the president of Red Cross
Adolf Hitler-German artist who helped fight for Isreal during its war against Arabs
Josef Stalin-A libertarian economist at Univerisity of Moscow
Elvis Aaron Presley 1935-2005 Lt General US Army - A teen idol pop star of the late fifties, Presley was drafted in 1957. He served in the Third Armored Division in Germany and , deciding that his music career was over, re-enlisted for another four years. In 1964, he came off active duty , became an ROTC cadet at the University of Mississippi, and was commissioned in 1968. He served three tours in Viet Nam. In fact, most of his military career was spent outside the United States. In 1991, Presley led the First Armored to Victory in the critical battles of Medina Ridge, Basra, and the "Thunder Run" to Baghdad. Presley retired in 1995 and , in another strange turn of events, gained a Emmy for his role as Major General George Hammond in the long running TV series Stargate SG-1
Burt Reynolds- Owner of the Tampa Bay Bandit and the Los Angeles Cannonball MVP of the confederate football league in 1956 and owner of the Florida Florida-Georgia Steak-House chain Smoky
Barack Hussein Obama: Mayor of Honolulu, Hawaii and likely to be so into perpetuity.
Neil Turok: South African Minister/Secretary of Education
George S. Patton III, hippie peace activist.
Karl Heinrich Marx, Fuhrer of Germany and leader of Germany's Capitalist Party.
Cindy Sheehan, terrorist suicide bomber.
Mike Tyson- President of the ACLU
Thomas Edison- Inventor of the first ice cream cone
Frank Sinatra- Pilot of the Bell X-1, the first aircraft to pass the speed of sound
Madonna- 2008 Presidential candidate for the Green Party
Hermann Goering-(1893-1946) German aristocrat. Rose from obscurity to become a trusted friend of Kiaser Wilhelm the Third. Know for his lavish parties, and bohemian life style. Became involved in the infamous "Berlin Scandal", and was executed for treason in 1946.
Joe Goebbles-(1897-1945) German-American film Director. Infamous for having affairs with many movie stars, even male ones. Best rememberd for his film, the Lost Artist.Claimed the film was based on a man he knew in Germany. Died of Alcohal Poisoning in 1945.
Clark Ashton Smith-Governor of California
Arnold Schwazzanger-Professor of History at Vienna University
Tom Cruise-Biologist, on a self-proclaimed crusade against superstition and cults
Osama Bin Laden-First Muslim President of the United States, and first Independent President.
Joe Biden-Current leader of the Communist Party in America
Michael Moore-the current Republican Senator from Michigan
Alan Colmes-Bus driver in New York
John F. Kennedy-former Neo-Nazi supporter. Died in 1979 in suicide bombing
FDR- Famous author in the 1930s and early 40s until his death
Brittney Spears-Famous Feminist and author
Joan Crawford: U.S. Senator from California, 1950-1960. Secretary of State, 1969-1973.
Michael Foot: Leader of the British National Party
Dean Koontz: First Libertarian President of the United States
John Lennon-Aging singer and peace activist who survived an assassination attempt in 1980. Member of the The Beatles since they reformed in 1983, along with George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and Pete Best. Currently a leader of the environmentalist movement.
Pete Best- Former lead drummer for the original Silver Beatles, turned sporadically used back up following new lead drummer Ringo Starr's admission to the group in 1962. Left totally in 1967 following arguments over being a second banana and the band's psychedelic direction on Revolver and Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band. Had some success with his own group, The Pete Best Band, in the late 60's and early 70's. Rejoined the reformed Beatles in 1983.
Larry Flynt- Evangelical Minister and television personality. Often rails against homosexuality and smut, particularly the venture's of porn mogul Bill Clinton.
George Lincoln Rockwell - Civil Rights activist of the 1960s, murdered by either the Klan or the NeoNazis (assailant was never caught).
Alex Haley - Founder of the Black Panthers.
Mike Huckabee-A radical professor at University of Chicago. Affiliated with Bill Ayers
Howard Zinn-Conservative talk show host
Howard Stern-A Pentecostal minister
Robert A. Heinlein - Admiral, US Navy; held overall command of the expeditionary force that liberated Cuba from Communist takeover in 1956 and a major supporter of Cuba's statehood in 1970. Later became first Commandant of US Space Force (1975-86).
Jimmy Carter - Vice Admiral, US Navy; Heinlein's second-in-command during the Cuban War and later Commandant of the United States Naval Academy
John Wayne - Colonel, US Marines and posthumous Medal of Honor winner; KIA in house-to-house fighting at Battle of Havana
Spiro Agnew - major figure in Baltimore organized crime; brought down by FBI sting in 1973 and later turned Mob informant in exchange for witness protection. Last seen living in a small, remote cabin somewhere in Montana.
Theodore Kaczynski - 1993 Fields Medal winner for research in geometric function theory; currently chair of mathematics department at UC Berkeley. Known for his advocacy of high technology.
Eric Harris-A graduate student at Harvard
Saddam Hussein-Novelist currently residing in Paris
De Gaulle - famous reformer of French Army, "French Guderian"
Sarkozy - Mayor of Paris
Merkel - Mayor and Senate President of Bremen from SPD
Richard Nixon-A well-known general. Later became Secretery of Defence
Pol Pot-A pacifist Buddhist monk
Dick Cheney - Darth Cheney, Dark Lord of the Sith.
Ted Haggard-Supreme Court Justice
Storm Thurmond-A Civil Rights leader, head of SPLC
Sparticus - Founder of the Second Roman Republic.
Hugh Hefner - President of the United States of America, Conservative Party, 1993-2001.
Ralph Nader (1934-) - world-famous rally racing driver. Entered first world rally championship round in 1960, winning his first in 1961. Nader won the FUA cup for Rally Drivers for the first time in 1964, and would win it twice more before retiring in 1970. His lead-footed, lunatic driving earned him the nickname "Unsafe at Any Speed".
Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Jr. - 35th President of the United State
Miley Cyrus - First woman president of the Confederate States of Americ
Billy Graham (1918-1996): Actor who played the part of good looking young men in many 1950s melodramas, particularly "Queen Bee," where he played Joan Crawford's sometime lover. Gave up on Hollywood after being losing the part of Elmer Gantry to Burt Lancaster. In his autobiography, he fumed over missing out. "Somehow I knew I could play a preacher convincingly, but the director didn't agree. I still hate the bastard. I never forget and I never forgive. Forgiveness is for suckers."
Kim Jong-il: famous late night talk show host and comedian
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Iranian oil Tycoon
Muhammad Ali: nobel peace prize winner for creating the South African-United States of Africa Peace treaty
Chuck norris: host of the hit tv show "Jackass"
Emperor Norton I: founder and first king of the United Kingdom of California
Stan Lee: President of the United States of America, MARVEL party, 1962-1970
Ann Coulter - Biologist and author of The God Delusion. She was raised by conservative Christian parents, but she lost her faith when she was twelve, when both her parents died in a car crash. She is one of America's most outspoken atheists.
Richard Dawkins - Conservative loonie.
Wayne Gretzgy: A promissing hockeyplayer in his youth that turned politician and was the Canadian PM in the 80ths and currently holds the General secretary spot in the UN
William Shatner: A former supportactor in minor movies that turned politician and currently leads the Canadian green party
Olof Palme (1927 - 1997): Former swedish PM that firmly belived that Sweden should stay firmly neutral at all cost. After the collapse of the Soviet union he became a staunch supporter of the EU movement. Retired from political life after the 1994 election when the social democrats fell to a record low of 29,9% and died 3 years later in a heartattack.
George Best: Big fotball star in Manchester United and a man ahead of his time off the pitch living a sober life.
Jeffrey Hunter (November 25, 1926 –) - American television and film actor known for roles in a string of movies, and perhaps best known as Captain Christopher Pike on the show Star Trek from 1966 to the series' end in 1972, and in the string of motion pictures that would follow.
Theodore Roosevelt: Bringer of Death. After besting Death in a contest for his soul, Roosevelt took up the job, and Death retired to a small malibu Penthouse.
Isaac Asimov - Founder and first Patriarch of the "Space Church" movement, which led the way to the eventual colonization of the Moon and Mars
Idi Amin - World Champion Heavyweight Boxer from the East African Commonwealth, launched the "Idi Amin Grill" in retirement
Karol Wojtyla - Last General Inspector of the Second Polish Republic, deposed after his failed invasion of East Prussia, responsible for the death of 40,000 Polish Jews
Ruhollah "Rudy" Khomeini - Persian born, American country singer-songwriter and music producer, founder of ALLAHU AKBAR Records, known as the "Farsi Fiddler" and "The Ayatollah of Alabama", considered the "Father of Islamic Country Music", famous hits include "Let Me Give You a Fatwa", "Jihad at Wilson's Creek", "Four Wives & a Broken Heart" and "Infidels & Carpetbaggers", his ranch in Alabama, known for its Islamic and Persian architecture, is a major tourist destination
J. Robert Oppenheimer - American atomic physicist and professor, turned international atomic arms dealer, responsible for selling atomic technology and information to various "rogue regimes" and terrorist groups, ranging from anti-Confederate rebels in South America to the Neo-Taiping regime in Southern China
Ernesto "Che" Guevara - Argentine born, American film actor and sex symbol, won the 1965 Beast Leading Actor Oscar for his role as the dashing, flamboyant, cross dressing Mexican bandit, Fernando "El Lobo" Villialobos in "The Wolf of Diablo County", died of a drug overdose four years later, just after the filming of Sergo Leone's Brazilian War epic "Rio", won his second, posthumous Oscar in 1970, again for Best Leading Actor
Rohlihlala Mandela - Member of Xhosa Kingdom House of Lords, representing African National Party
The Rt. Hon Stephen Biko - PM of same, 1999-2006
Willard Romney - Key financier for Lunar Tabernacle Project
Manmohan Singh - Casino baron who dominates the Special Economic Zones of the Punjabi Maoist Republic
Sir. Charles Spencer Chaplin...British born engineer and aeronaut, founder of the Royal Aerial company, producer of warplanes during both world wars
Heinrich Himmler - World's greatest chicken entrepenuer. He owns many chicken farms around the world and the biggest fast-food chain of the world, called "Himmler's".
Ernst Röhm - Leader of the first gay liberation movement, called "People's Men Front". He wanted to create a gay bavaria, but ultimately failed at the battle of Munich.
Ayrton Senna - Brazilian head of state who managed to make Brazil one of the biggest economic powers of the world, and also fought poverty succesfully.
Rudolph Giuliani-A world-famous psychologist
Jeremiah Wright-A protege of MLK and pacifist minister, head of NAACP
Robert Mugabe-The governor of British Rhodesia
Jack 'the Ripper': Championship boxer.
Frank Belknap Long: Senator from New York
Fred Phelps: An ultra leftist gay rights activist
Albert Einstein - successfully developed Special and General Relativity theories as in OTL, but after receiving the Nobel Prize, dropped out of the world of theoretical physics and resurfaced as a Borscht Belt vaudeville comedian playing a resort in the Catskills in 1953...
Sigmund Freud- neurologist who invented brain surgery and LSD.
Abraham Lincoln- inventor of the automobile.
Lee Harvey Oswald- murderer of President Roosevelt.
Joe Namath- founder of United International Drag Queens.
Johnny Cash- US Secretary of the Treasury and only non-president to be on money.
John Denver - USAF pilot
Jimi Hendrix- Congressman from Seattle, WA who launched the Conservative Movement.
Anton LaVey- founder of the Religious Right.
Maxim Gorky- publisher of the Soviet Union's leading men's/propaganda magazine Maxim.
Vasily Chuikov- 2nd generation wrestler in the Federation of Russian Wrestling.
Orville and Wilbur Wright- airport managers from Dayton, OH who invented the bicycle.
Bruce Lee- Private-USMC-soider in Vietnam war recieved Medal of Honor succesfully killed 12 Vietcong with his bare hands during an ambush
George Marshall-Popular artist of the Cubist movement
Douglas MacArthur-The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
