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Vladimir Putin: Current POTUS

John F Kennedy: Governor of Massachussets. Forced to resign after an affair

Richard Nixon: Former director of central intelligence, resigned over illegal wiretappings

Donald Rumsfeld: Youngest US President who was elected in 1968, nicknamed "teflon don" for all scandals seemed to bounce off him particularly the Costa Rica Scandal, and his Presidency oversaw the 3 term limit being passed by congress.

Jacques Chirac: Parisian crime writer

Adolf Hitler: Successful Austrian painter

Benito Mussolini: Italian Journalist known for his radical left wing views.

Ward Churchill: Rumsfeld's successor. First Libertarian president in office in 1980. Negotiated new treaties with the Indian tribes and pledged to uphold them while he was in office.

Iosif Dzugashvili: Patriarch of Georgia. Known for his conservaive stance on issues, leading him to be called "Stalin".

Ahma: current emperor of Ethiopia. His economic policies have led to untold prosperity for Ethiopia, which is on the G8.
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