Explain the AH Quote

I just stumbled upon this thread and it seemed interesting though i still dont quite understand the rule is it must be from an actual ah thread or can i make something up also how do you describe said quote do you describe it yourself or?
You can make something up or quote something.
 
"As i see in the distance the power of the dragon has grown so big the mighty bear has seen its opponent as they fight the north american union eagle will surely observe and wait until one of the animals has been ravaged enough and when that moment happened it will strike at a moment notice"
-President John Adelaide of the Indo-Australian union
President John Adelaide of the North American Union, speaking in his home city of Vancouver, Columbia Province, on the formation of the so-called Indo-Australian union. The Indo-Australian Union consisted of remnants of the British Empire in the Empire of India and the Dominion of Australia along with territories in New Zealand, East Africa, and Indonesia.

The Union formed after the fall of Britain proper to Socialist revolution prompted by the Ultraconservative government's prosecuting of the war with the Federal Socialist Republics (Russia, and the "mighty bear" in question) and their partners in Europe. The dropping of the first nuclear bomb on an Anglo-Spanish troop formation along the Pyrenees, and the threat of further use of such terrible weapons, was the prompting event for the revolution by the underground Labor Movement. The Royal Navy evacuated the House of Hanover and many of the military assets in the Home Isles to Australia, and turned its attention to safeguarding a British Empire centered on the Indian Ocean.

"In a game like this and with players like these, perhaps it would be better to opt not to play. "
 
"In a game like this and with players like these, perhaps it would be better to opt not to play. "
A brazilian football commentator after seeing the victory of south france in world cup 2028, this world cup is famous for its dirty tactics especially the tactics employed by the north russian team over the crimean which lead to the death of the goal kipper andrei ivanovich another factor is that the city that the world cup is held in ankara, has recently suffered a typhoid outbreak and combined with the hot climate it lead to the withdrawl of the icelandic,singaporean,american and norwegian team.

Even when this is all happening the president of FIFA a certain mr green has said the victory of the south french team made it up for the 4 team withdrawl this of course enraged fans worldwide leading to his forced resignation the next month by the FIFA board and the european federation

"My dear boy it is simple to assume that we can make it happen but it is also simple to assume that we cannot make it happen"
 
A brazilian football commentator after seeing the victory of south france in world cup 2028, this world cup is famous for its dirty tactics especially the tactics employed by the north russian team over the crimean which lead to the death of the goal kipper andrei ivanovich another factor is that the city that the world cup is held in ankara, has recently suffered a typhoid outbreak and combined with the hot climate it lead to the withdrawl of the icelandic,singaporean,american and norwegian team.

Even when this is all happening the president of FIFA a certain mr green has said the victory of the south french team made it up for the 4 team withdrawl this of course enraged fans worldwide leading to his forced resignation the next month by the FIFA board and the european federation

"My dear boy it is simple to assume that we can make it happen but it is also simple to assume that we cannot make it happen"
Luigi Galvani to one of his apprentices on the first studies of electrical physics. Earlier scientists had discovered electric current, and speculated that lightning was an electric current. The experiments of Galvani on using a kite with a key, and a metal wire to the ground, were trying to see if lightning was a type of electrical discharge. The experiment, after suffering some failures, worked on March 9, 1760.

"What is a god, but a being actively worshipped and bestowed with immense supernatural power?"
 
Luigi Galvani to one of his apprentices on the first studies of electrical physics. Earlier scientists had discovered electric current, and speculated that lightning was an electric current. The experiments of Galvani on using a kite with a key, and a metal wire to the ground, were trying to see if lightning was a type of electrical discharge. The experiment, after suffering some failures, worked on March 9, 1760.

"What is a god, but a being actively worshipped and bestowed with immense supernatural power?"
A rant by the then major general howard buxomley the 3rd after finally reaching the zulu capital in the 7th Anglo-Zulu war (1990-1998). This war was particurally brutal as not only the zulu got access to new england arsenal,warplanes and most importantly war train they manage to trick the english into believing tjey have superpower this was achieved after zulu agent raided sicilian warhouses in bechuanaland for hallucination gas and then silently settinh it off in the british camp located in rorke drift.

"Fried green tomatoes? More like fried green tobago you idiot now go retake that island!"
-general sanchez
 

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"Fried green tomatoes? More like fried green tobago you idiot now go retake that island!"
-general sanchez
General Ricardo Sanchez of the Continental Armed Forces to a lower-ranking officer during the Siege of Castara Bay. Armed Forces from the Assembly of Continental Republics were sent to aid pro-Spanish military forces from the Anarchist uprising on the island of Tobago. While General Sanchez's troops were initially pushed back out of the bay, Tobago would come under Spanish direct rule in a matter of weeks due to an embargo by Spanish and Continental navies, consistent naval shelling of crucial Anarchist military points, a severe weakening of the local economy, a morale crisis throughout the island's revolutionary population, and a resulting power struggle within the Asamblea Comunal de Tobago, the "central" governing body in Anarchist Tobago.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. What? What do you mean they've taken the Harbour? #%!* D'aw God!!"
 
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General Ricardo Sanchez of the Continental Armed Forces to a lower-ranking officer during the Siege of Castara Bay. Armed Forces from the Assembly of Continental Republics were sent to aid pro-Spanish military forces from the Anarchist uprising on the island of Tobago. While General Sanchez's troops were initially pushed back out of the bay, Tobago would come under Spanish direct rule in a matter of weeks due to an embargo by Spanish and Continental navies, consistent naval shelling of crucial Anarchist military points, a severe weakening of the local economy, a morale crisis throughout the island's revolutionary population, and a resulting power struggle within the Asamblea Comunal de Tobago, the "central" governing body in Anarchist Tobago.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. What? What do you mean they've taken the Harbour? #%!* D'aw God!!"
A Brotherhood paladin after seeing the fall of seattle harbour to the hands of the NCR under the command of colonel Hsu.

The NCR northern expansion was a major success for the republic as they managed to grab many lands belonging to the seattle brotherhood this is also helped with the fact that the mojave brotherhood has signed a truce with the NCR and now is siding with the NCR in exchange of lands in mexico and canada.

In this battle the NCR employed the use of a refurbished pre war missile cruiser called NCRS San Fransisco to bombard the shore of seattle harbour and they also utilize a ww2 era us navy submarine to sink as much brotherhood ship this battle was one of the major factor that lead to the seattle brotherhood defeat and collapse

"We from the NCR has offered you a deal, a great deal yet you squandered it like you squashed a bug as a result we have no choice but to use force"
- Colonel Andreas, 5th NCR Ghoul batallion
 
You used your own. So you just compounded your error.

"We from the NCR has offered you a deal, a great deal yet you squandered it like you squashed a bug as a result we have no choice but to use force"
- Colonel Andreas, 5th NCR Ghoul batallion
The "Ghoul" Battalions of the Northern Confederated Republics, a splinter state off the United States of America - after the free states in the North eventually voted to seceded from the slavocratic south and won independence in the War of Northern Independence (1864-1870) - were called such because they fought with such brutal determination in the Oklahoma War (1934-1937) that they were brought down to 20% of their standing size and still held onto besieged Topeka. Forever after, the 12 Battalions in question were known as the Ghoul Battalions in honor of the memory of that defiance.

The above quote came in 2013, when soldiers from the NCR were deployed combating anti-insurgency activity in coastal China, helping the Japanese Empire (an NCR ally) hold onto the parts of China they'd captured thirty years before, in the Second Sino-Japanese War (1967-1973). Colonel Andreas said it to a band of insurgents who had refused several offers of negotiated surrender, before calling in a firebombing airstrike on them and the entire valley they were holed up in.

"Personally, I think that the Star Wars movies peaked with Episode 13, because after that they just became overwrought soap operas."
 
The line said by Keyaru in Redo of military otaku to princess Flare(OOC:Redo of Healer reference) after being summoned and disgusted by her corruption and with the reigning king allowing it he lead an armed revolution and crowned himself king with support from the army. Many people disliked this anime as Keyaru began a purge of the nobility and ruling classes killing several people and forcing others to join the church of that world. Yet others argue that he passed several reforms to strengthen the kingdom through which it was able to defeat the demon lord and even subjugate the demons as their military foederariti leading to the nation entering a golden age after he had deposed most of the ruling classes.

'We have an army'
'We have a drunk dude'

How is it now?
That's the idea. But you should have taken the one before your first post, not your first post.
 
"Personally, I think that the Star Wars movies peaked with Episode 13, because after that they just became overwrought soap operas."

Italian action movie actor Rocco Siffredi commenting the Star Wars series, the longest movie series ever made.

"It took an Italian to make it something good, and a Frenchman to ruin it."
 

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'We have an army'
'We have a drunk dude'
A quote from the comedy series Shawnfield, more specifically the episode "Drunk War", aired in May 1996. The quote comes in the middle of the episode, where the main protagonist confronts a batallion of knife-wielding thugs sent by the antagonist, armed with only a beer bottle.

*sigh* If those Jews can't assemble a government, I'll have to assemble one for them.
- Ashar al-Fatawi, President of the Arab Federation on the government crisis in the autonomous Jewish State, ruled by the Israeli Authority.
 
A quote from the comedy series Shawnfield, more specifically the episode "Drunk War", aired in May 1996. The quote comes in the middle of the episode, where the main protagonist confronts a batallion of knife-wielding thugs sent by the antagonist, armed with only a beer bottle.

*sigh* If those Jews can't assemble a government, I'll have to assemble one for them.
- Ashar al-Fatawi, President of the Arab Federation on the government crisis in the autonomous Jewish State, ruled by the Israeli Authority.
That quote lead to the downfall of Fatawi as he literally did make one for them this also lead to the more independent jordanian,libyan,tunisian and lebanese to make a petition leaving the federation this scared Fatawi who fearing civil unrest launched a full scale crackdown on said area homever this attracted the attention of both the uk in kuwait and the us in socotra island (the us gained it after purchasing it from fatawi in the 60s) as a result by 1980 all of the affected territories are independent and because all of this fatawi commited suicide on the same day the federation was taken over by the militarist who in 1985 launched a war to reclaim the lost territories (the so called Ramadhan war as AF troops crossed the jordanian border on the first day of ramadhan)

"Well if you asked me half the player are sick,the captain is on the mob payroll and the coach is some half drunk lithuanian but somehow just somehow we managed to beat The Red Sox and if you ask me thats enough to make any new yorker to go to riot in the empire state building and nearly torched it down"
Mr Muhammad Abadi, New york yankee manager who also known by his nickname the great arab on the NYCriot of 2044
 
I not sure if adding the person who quoted it and the event itself is ok or not, it takes away alot of the chance for creativity by filling in the blanks imo.

"Well if you asked me half the player are sick,the captain is on the mob payroll and the coach is some half drunk lithuanian but somehow just somehow we managed to beat The Red Sox and if you ask me thats enough to make any new yorker to go to riot in the empire state building and nearly torched it down"

A line from the futuristic comedy novel American Stars by L. Ron Hubbard (1911-1986), the novel is quite different from Hubbard's other works, which were usually fantasy and sci fi in nature, whereas this novel took a more grounded setting, with it being set in New York City in the 2040s, where America, after languishing in a midlife crisis sort of state, as with the fall of the Soviet Union and China in the 1980s, America has ripped the spoils of being the world's sole superpower, with the future generations having grown spoiled and used to not having to worry about hardships, which has seen the current generation deal with problems such as hooliganism, failing grades, and a drop in birth rates. The novel was also more lighthearted and funny, which again was quite different from Hubbard's other novels, which while not devoid of humor or wholesome moments, were usually serious in tone, sometimes to the detriment of the stories. While panned like Hubbard's other novels at the time, this novel in particular has gained a cult following, known by some people as "Hubbard's one good novel."

"Africa was left a mess by the end of the joint-European-Asian colonization in the 1950s. Alongside Britain, France, Portugal, Germany, Spain, Italy, and Belgium, Japan, China, Indonesia, and India left an impact on the continent - culturally, religiously, and socially."
 
I not sure if adding the person who quoted it and the event itself is ok or not, it takes away alot of the chance for creativity by filling in the blanks imo.



A line from the futuristic comedy novel American Stars by L. Ron Hubbard (1911-1986), the novel is quite different from Hubbard's other works, which were usually fantasy and sci fi in nature, whereas this novel took a more grounded setting, with it being set in New York City in the 2040s, where America, after languishing in a midlife crisis sort of state, as with the fall of the Soviet Union and China in the 1980s, America has ripped the spoils of being the world's sole superpower, with the future generations having grown spoiled and used to not having to worry about hardships, which has seen the current generation deal with problems such as hooliganism, failing grades, and a drop in birth rates. The novel was also more lighthearted and funny, which again was quite different from Hubbard's other novels, which while not devoid of humor or wholesome moments, were usually serious in tone, sometimes to the detriment of the stories. While panned like Hubbard's other novels at the time, this novel in particular has gained a cult following, known by some people as "Hubbard's one good novel."

"Africa was left a mess by the end of the joint-European-Asian colonization in the 1950s. Alongside Britain, France, Portugal, Germany, Spain, Italy, and Belgium, Japan, China, Indonesia, and India left an impact on the continent - culturally, religiously, and socially."
A quote by the united nation general secretary adlai stevenson after the the un intervention in angola.

The mess he describe was how these newly born country have such instability and corruption especially those left by spain and italy.

The asian colonies in africa like the japanese seychelles and indonesian madagascar faired better as the people there accepted multiculturilsm homever the one that was run by the chinese and india (zanzibar and tanzania respectively) was a hotbed of racial and for india caste violance.

The only non european colony that is of morocco and liberia (which was ran by north american federation) was seen as an oasis in the middle of such a hostile continent.

"They can take our water but they cant take our soil"
 
"They can take our water but they cant take our soil"

A quote by East African prime minister T'challa Eichmann about attempts by the Italian African Company to buy pieces of African land at extremely low prices.

"I swear on my mother's grave, you shall never build that park!"
 
A quote by East African prime minister T'challa Eichmann about attempts by the Italian African Company to buy pieces of African land at extremely low prices.

"I swear on my mother's grave, you shall never build that park!"
A famous quote by Michael bloomberg who in an interview about a danish firm building a park in staten island to basically make the area a "tourist megatrap" this line coupled by the sudden drop of the danish currency sealed the fate of said park as not long after the plan was selved and the area was turned into a suburb

"Hey buddy guess what? Show is over!"
 
"Hey buddy guess what? Show is over!"
Unidentified Russian police officer to American Associated Press journalist Brace Belden in 2014, stated just before arresting Belden for allegedly interfering with the police suppressing an anti-Putin demonstration. Belden would die in police custody, allegedly of a drug overdose but more likely of a result of beating sustained during his arrest. This would see a spike of anti-Russian sentiment in the United States, especially their potential social media influence on the upcoming 2016 elections.

"How can you possibly justify using such a weapon? How can the Vizier even contemplate this?"
"My friend, how can you not?"
 
"How can you possibly justify using such a weapon? How can the Vizier even contemplate this?"
"My friend, how can you not?"
An Ottoman Air Force General in 1949 to a Turkish Nuclear Phyiscist. The latter had just completed a test of the first nuclear bomb (detonated deep in the sands of Libya) and the Grand Vizier, the effective ruler of the Ottoman Empire at the time, proposed to use another atomic bomb on Budapest, to force the Austrian Empire to surrender under the threat of total destruction.

But given how brutal and deadly the war had been and promised to be if fought conventionally, the Vizier and the pro-nuclear camp within Court argued that it was less costly in men and money to both sides.

"When the Americans unleashed atomic fire on the French, I thought it was Armageddon. And then the French unleashed chemical and biological weapons of such evil and devastation that Emperor Napoleon V is likely still accounting for the list alone as he burns in hell, even now five years later."
 
"When the Americans unleashed atomic fire on the French, I thought it was Armageddon. And then the French unleashed chemical and biological weapons of such evil and devastation that Emperor Napoleon V is likely still accounting for the list alone as he burns in hell, even now five years later."
British Prime Minister and leader of the UK-in-Exile government Winston Churchill (1878-1965) in 1952, when describing the war crimes of the French Empire during the Great War (1941-1947), in particular, their use of said weapons upon American soldiers, the nearest enemy towns possible, "subhumans", and it's own civilians. These actions would only further speed up France's spiral into madness as it was losing the war, eventually ending with the violent overthrow of the government in the city of Paris in May 1947, with the war coming to an end a month later.

"The Persians and Greeks were completely total opposites back in ancient times, with the empire to the east being considered a tolerant and multicultural place, while the city-states to the west were known to be victims of their own xenophobia and jingoism, both via diplomacy and warfare, words and weapons. But 2500 years later, those who are aware of these facts can only look upon what the two civilizations have become today, what their countries that have taken up their mantle as their descendants, and ask; what happened?"
 
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