The Native Britannic spies of Rome speaking about Boudica's revolt which threw the Romans out of Britannica and founded the Confederacy of Britannia with all the Celtic Tribes of Britannia. It later fell apart and was reunited as the Kingdom of Pryydain by the Dumnonii after pushing the Saxons out of Britannia.
The United States of America was a failed experiment. They crowned their president as their King.......and all hell broke apart. They upfronted the royalty of Europe with that move.......and when they attacked in 1812, the rage of not only the British, but the rage of the Russians, Austrians, Swedes and Prussians was too much to bear. The Last Coalition forever broke America to become small states running around on the east cost of the continent. The Kingdom of America still exists in the land of Maryland.......no more than a shadow of it's former self.
Hey, one of the "Chop Chop" factoid cards!
As you know the American states might be a veritable zoo of political systems and differing identities, but their fondness for snack food and ball games has been and will always be widespread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
And you probably thought of Chop Chop Crisps while reading this, it's only natural, their founder might be controversial, successful native entrepreneur for some, exploiter of native stereotypes for others, but the truth is he can sell stuff, and sell those crisps he did.
So nowadays you can't walk into a supermarket in this mess of kingdoms, communes, federations, chiefdoms and whatnot without seeing those red packs with the chopping tomahawk. The card inside might have everything between historical factoids, religious verse, scantly clad gals or guys, cartoon characters, or whatever else mr Hawkfeather's marketing department could come up with, but you will find the same good quality crisps inside, controversial he is, but in that front he won't compromise, the best crisps from sea to sea in 366 delicious flavours (like he famously said, we will have a flavor for every day of the year, in all the years, normal, leap, or whatever else shows up on the the calendar) , chop that hunger!
And you might find a little enclave of their eternal rival, those maize cones do find their way northwards in their golden Spanish-Quechua packaging, but for the story of the "snack wars" you will be better off reading "Lands of red and gold", it's a great book, you won't be disappointed.
"Saxon swords failed to conquer these isles centuries ago, now Saxon personal computers might succeed, but for that we must have quality, value for money, gentlemen, 128k of RAM is a must, multi-lingual support is vital, we will cut no corners."
