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Queen Victoria of Bavaria during her speech declaring war on Serbia, Russia, Spain, France, and the UK, launching the Second Septian War. Being a woman leading the Entente's enemy, a good chunk of the latter's propaganda was very sexist, saying she was an incompetent fool who slept with her generals and molested and shot POWs all the time.

"King Vikram was a wise, just, and noble man who promoted ideals of peace with bordering nations and justice for the impoverished, and always listened to what the people of his kingdom had to say and incorporated them into his own plans.

So naturally, his people loathed him for those reasons and got rid of the poor guy when they had the chance."
A satirical remark about democratic governments struggling to have leaders who were both charismatic and good at the job

"Serious question- why would you take power, pressure, and responsibility away from someone trained since birth to lead and give it to random commoners? And I'm one of those random commoners these idiots think they're fighting for?" 1955
 
"Serious question- why would you take power, pressure, and responsibility away from someone trained since birth to lead and give it to random commoners? And I'm one of those random commoners these idiots think they're fighting for?" 1955

Pilar Primo de Rivera, Regent of Spain for Javier I of Borbon-Parma, after being asked by the French Minister for Foreign Affairs if she intended to restaure the monarchy as a constitutional or an absolute monarchy. This was her answer, she wanted a benevolent absolutism until the people of Spain were able to vote without a civil war.

Joke's on her, however, as Javier demanded to keep her, a "commoner" as PM, and implemented Socialist Self-Management.



"If every other pretender is a douche bag, I guess I'm at least a bit eligible."

Marie-Angélique de Bourbon-Parme
 
Pilar Primo de Rivera, Regent of Spain for Javier I of Borbon-Parma, after being asked by the French Minister for Foreign Affairs if she intended to restaure the monarchy as a constitutional or an absolute monarchy. This was her answer, she wanted a benevolent absolutism until the people of Spain were able to vote without a civil war.

Joke's on her, however, as Javier demanded to keep her, a "commoner" as PM, and implemented Socialist Self-Management.



"If every other pretender is a douche bag, I guess I'm at least a bit eligible."

Marie-Angélique de Bourbon-Parme

Her sardonic remarks on her ascension to the Throne of Lourdes.


Power does not corrupt. Power only shows was truly is within us. People say that he was corrupted by war. Balderdash. Many others can live through war without becoming mad.
 
Power does not corrupt. Power only shows was truly is within us. People say that he was corrupted by war. Balderdash. Many others can live through war without becoming mad.

Austrian artist Adolf Hitler in his memoirs, explaining not only his philosophy and analysis of corruption in Austria, but also narrating his experiences in the Great War as a volunteer in the Austro-Russian army.

All empires narrate their origin in Mesopotamia.
 
Austrian artist Adolf Hitler in his memoirs, explaining not only his philosophy and analysis of corruption in Austria, but also narrating his experiences in the Great War as a volunteer in the Austro-Russian army.

All empires narrate their origin in Mesopotamia.

Book from British historian Neville Chamberlain, in his book "Origin of Society."

"Sure, life is a brutal fight for survival. I'll give you that. But being human means rising above nature. Above your base desires. Above violence."
 
Book from British historian Neville Chamberlain, in his book "Origin of Society."

"Sure, life is a brutal fight for survival. I'll give you that. But being human means rising above nature. Above your base desires. Above violence."
a modern summation of Buddhism in a 21st century webvideo

"oh you sanctimonious twat. Shining city upon a hill my nazi punching, empire saving, ass. America is as bad as the rest of us. At least we're trying to fix it. India is a jewel of britain's might, and her multiculturalism and march toward equality." -Winston Churchill, 1949
 
"oh you sanctimonious twat. Shining city upon a hill my nazi punching, empire saving, ass. America is as bad as the rest of us. At least we're trying to fix it. India is a jewel of britain's might, and her multiculturalism and march toward equality." -Winston Churchill, 1949
A quote recorded from an argument between Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the UK, and Wendell Willkie President of the US. In closed door meeting Willkie, angry at having sent over a million Americans to die for a 'close run thing' in Europe and the Pacific demanded the UK begin decolonizing starting with India. India, Willkie argued, was a symbol of the principles of domination and conquest that they just fought 10 years to destroy in the Nazi and Japanese Empires. Churchill who was an outspoken Imperialist, shot back with the above quote among a dozen others in a half hour tirade against America 'assuming the mantle the world doesn't need"! The argument led to a massive falling out between the two leaders and led to the UK leaving NATO as relations between the two powers cooled. While still ostensibly allies against Communism America led NATO while the UK and her Commonwealth (which inevitably expanded as decolonization was forced on the UK by the League of Powers) made up a third bloc that sought to unite neutral nations free from American and Soviet influence. While relations would warm somewhat in the 1980s the budding "Special Relationship" between the two countries has never fully recovered and with PM Abbot's denouncement of America's intervention in Mali many don't see it ever recovering.

"I work for a penny and make a dime, all so I can die on company time."
 
A quote recorded from an argument between Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the UK, and Wendell Willkie President of the US. In closed door meeting Willkie, angry at having sent over a million Americans to die for a 'close run thing' in Europe and the Pacific demanded the UK begin decolonizing starting with India. India, Willkie argued, was a symbol of the principles of domination and conquest that they just fought 10 years to destroy in the Nazi and Japanese Empires. Churchill who was an outspoken Imperialist, shot back with the above quote among a dozen others in a half hour tirade against America 'assuming the mantle the world doesn't need"! The argument led to a massive falling out between the two leaders and led to the UK leaving NATO as relations between the two powers cooled. While still ostensibly allies against Communism America led NATO while the UK and her Commonwealth (which inevitably expanded as decolonization was forced on the UK by the League of Powers) made up a third bloc that sought to unite neutral nations free from American and Soviet influence. While relations would warm somewhat in the 1980s the budding "Special Relationship" between the two countries has never fully recovered and with PM Abbot's denouncement of America's intervention in Mali many don't see it ever recovering.

"I work for a penny and make a dime, all so I can die on company time."
Union marketing in the early 2010s after a meme went viral with a message about working for a dime and making a penny.

"France may have had issues in the past, Mr. President, but she is not built on genocide and hatred. Do you know where most of France's cotton came from in the 19th century? INDIA, where it was bought and sold and farmed by free men. Now where did America get hers? Ah yes, Slavery! And worse still your society was so god awful hat you didn't think that africans could become civilized enough for your standards. Do you know what I did when I came to power thirty years ago, and Indochina was the worst it had been for natives? I repealed every god forsaken, racist law and rebuilt it from the ground up. When the South fell back into Redeemer Democrat hands and rebuilt the confederate 'glory,' what did Washington DC do? let. it. happen. I restructured Algeria into a haven of equality and multiculturalism. You have deported just about every mexican from the land you took from Mexico. Never. Compare. Our. Empires. And if you want us to decolonize? Then come back to europe and reimburse every single native american." Emperor Louis I Bonaparte of the 3rd French Empire
 
"France may have had issues in the past, Mr. President, but she is not built on genocide and hatred. Do you know where most of France's cotton came from in the 19th century? INDIA, where it was bought and sold and farmed by free men. Now where did America get hers? Ah yes, Slavery! And worse still your society was so god awful hat you didn't think that africans could become civilized enough for your standards. Do you know what I did when I came to power thirty years ago, and Indochina was the worst it had been for natives? I repealed every god forsaken, racist law and rebuilt it from the ground up. When the South fell back into Redeemer Democrat hands and rebuilt the confederate 'glory,' what did Washington DC do? let. it. happen. I restructured Algeria into a haven of equality and multiculturalism. You have deported just about every mexican from the land you took from Mexico. Never. Compare. Our. Empires. And if you want us to decolonize? Then come back to europe and reimburse every single native american." Emperor Louis I Bonaparte of the 3rd French Empire

Emperor Louis I Bonaparte of the 3rd French Empire to the American President when asked to decolonize.

OOC: Not sure how much you actually expect here. You gave the person talking, who they're talking to, the situation, and the backstory. There's simply not much room for any interpretation.

"Multiculturalism is the death of a nation. A nation can survive multiple ethnicities, multiple religions, even multiple languages, but a shared culture and values are what define a nation. An Empire might survive having multiple cultures, but not a nation."
 
Emperor Louis I Bonaparte of the 3rd French Empire to the American President when asked to decolonize.

OOC: Not sure how much you actually expect here. You gave the person talking, who they're talking to, the situation, and the backstory. There's simply not much room for any interpretation.

"Multiculturalism is the death of a nation. A nation can survive multiple ethnicities, multiple religions, even multiple languages, but a shared culture and values are what define a nation. An Empire might survive having multiple cultures, but not a nation."

Joseph II gives his speech to the Hungarian diet, after successfully making the Holy Roman Empire a hereditary German monarchy. The Kingdom of the German Nation will form upon Joseph's death, and the Hungarian parts of the monarchy will go to a separate branch of the family (much like the division of Spain and the HRE). He explains why incorporating Hungary into the new nation would be untenable.

"The biggest issue of our times is the growth, expansion and militarism of the Prussian State. All of our reforms are but nought unless we do something now. "- William Ewart Gladstone.
 
Joseph II gives his speech to the Hungarian diet, after successfully making the Holy Roman Empire a hereditary German monarchy. The Kingdom of the German Nation will form upon Joseph's death, and the Hungarian parts of the monarchy will go to a separate branch of the family (much like the division of Spain and the HRE). He explains why incorporating Hungary into the new nation would be untenable.

"The biggest issue of our times is the growth, expansion and militarism of the Prussian State. All of our reforms are but nought unless we do something now. "- William Ewart Gladstone.
Prime minister Gladstone asking parliament fr a declaration of war against Bismarck's prussia, whose aggressive behaviour was threatening the balance of power

"We must help our natural allies in the French Empire against Britain's forces!" Theodore Roosevelt
 
Prime minister Gladstone asking parliament fr a declaration of war against Bismarck's prussia, whose aggressive behaviour was threatening the balance of power

"We must help our natural allies in the French Empire against Britain's forces!" Theodore Roosevelt
US General Theodore Roosevelt pleading to Congress to join the Great War against the British. Roosevelt's arguments in favor of war eventually won out, and several months later he would lead the push into Canada. Today he is celebrated in Quebec as a national hero who fought for the region's independence after the war.

"Who wouldve thought that the name of Santa Claus would one day be spoken in the same tones as Adolf Hitler, Ed Gein, or Baphomet."
 
"Who wouldve thought that the name of Santa Claus would one day be spoken in the same tones as Adolf Hitler, Ed Gein, or Baphomet."
William F. Buckley's quip on a series of overtly Anti-Christian lectures that led to the replacement of many staff in the University of Notre Dame in 1984.

"I remember the day after I came back from treatment, I was quick to speak my mind about everything wrong Katzenberg was doing with Aladdin. Don Bluth later admitted to me in private that he couldn't imagine things getting much better without me as long as Katzenberg was still there."
- Howard Ashman in a 2017 interview.
 
"I remember the day after I came back from treatment, I was quick to speak my mind about everything wrong Katzenberg was doing with Aladdin. Don Bluth later admitted to me in private that he couldn't imagine things getting much better without me as long as Katzenberg was still there."
- Howard Ashman in a 2017 interview.
Howard Ashman on George Katzenberg, discussing his role in Disney after it bought and merged with Paramount in 1991.

"One question: Was it true you had your ass handed to you by a girl?"
"I have a question for you: why do you think that somehow makes me weak? Is it the fact you and your people cling to some archaic book written by big thin-skinned narcissist in the sky which thinks there must always be a strict hierarchy where all men are on top and must never suffer defeat, and those that do by those of the opposite sex fall below that ideal peak and are to be rejected for it?"
 
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Howard Ashman on George Katzenberg, discussing his role in Disney after it bought and merged with Paramount in 1991.

"One question: Was it true you had your ass handed to you by a girl?"
"I have a question for you: why do you think that somehow makes me weak? Is it the fact you and your people cling to some archaic book written by big thin-skinned narcissist in the sky which thinks there must always be a strict hierarchy where all men are on top and must never suffer defeat, and those that do by those of the opposite sex fall below that ideal peak and are?"
Muhammad Ali becomes an atheist instead of a muslim in ttl and attacks a misogynistic sports commentator

"We shall fight in the trenches. We shall fight on the Rhine. We shall fight in the skies. We shall fight on the seas. We shall never surrender."-- Kaiser Kaiser Wilhelm III
 
"We shall fight in the trenches. We shall fight on the Rhine. We shall fight in the skies. We shall fight on the seas. We shall never surrender."-- Kaiser Wilhelm III

In a world where the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand only led to the Third Balkan War (and Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria, and Albania partitioning Serbia), the Great War is instead started with an Austrian invasion of Germany in 1940. As of 1941, the Central Powers (mainly France, Austria-Hungary, Greece, Bulgaria, and Spain) is on the upper hand, with the Imperial League (mainly the UK, Germany, Russia, Italy, Portugal, and Romania) facing partisans from ethnic minorities.

The excerpt above is taken from Kaiser Wilhelm III's public address on 8 May, 1941, calling for the Imperial League's unity against advancing French and Austrian troops.

When eventually the war ended in 1947, it was a pyrrhic victory on the Imperial Powers, with the true victor's being minority partisans in Russia, Germany, Austria-Hungary, France, and Spain.

"After two devastating world wars, and a complete American strawman on Germany, all we accomplished are the following:
1. We reignited German nationalism, despite hacking up the nation in 1960.
2. In the eyes of the rest of the world, with the exception of Eastern Europe, Anti-racist has devolved into the Anglosphere's dogwhistle for Anti-Germany.
What happened in Frankfurt, Vienna, Berlin, Stettin, Hamburg, and Düsseldorf only solidified this view. If we don't change, the world will start portraying Germans as the victims, and World War Three will be our swan song. Mark my words, President [Mike] Huckabee." - Chuck Hagel, Secretary of Defense
 
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In a world where the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand only led to the Third Balkan War (and Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria, and Albania partitioning Serbia), the Great War is instead started with an Austrian invasion of Germany in 1940. As of 1941, the Central Powers (mainly France, Austria-Hungary, Greece, Bulgaria, and Spain) is on the upper hand, with the Imperial League (mainly the UK, Germany, Russia, Italy, Portugal, and Romania) facing partisans from ethnic minorities.

The excerpt above is taken from Kaiser Wilhelm III's public address on 8 May, 1941, calling for the Imperial League's unity against advancing French and Austrian troops.

When eventually the war ended in 1947, it was a pyrrhic victory on the Imperial Powers, with the true victor's being minority partisans in Russia, Germany, Austria-Hungary, France, and Spain.

"After two devastating world wars, and a complete American strawman on Germany, all we accomplished are the following:
1. We reignited German nationalism, despite hacking up the nation in 1960.
2. In the eyes of the rest of the world, with the exception of Eastern Europe, Anti-racist has devolved into the Anglosphere's dogwhistle for Anti-Germany.
What happened in Frankfurt, Vienna, Berlin, Stettin, Hamburg, and Düsseldorf only solidified this view. If we don't change, the world will start portraying Germans as the victims, and World War Three will be our swan song. Mark my words, President [Mike] Huckabee." - Chuck Hagel, Secretary of Defense
The Secretary of Defense's analysis of America's geopolitical decline following the Allied victory over Germany. Although the Soviets had lost, the Nazis had been unable to carry out much of the Slavic ethnic cleansing, and the hamfisted policies of the occupational Allied forces, caused by the lack of a Soviet bogeyman, strengthened the world's bad opinion of them, especially in the ex-colonies.

"These damned potatoes have become too uppity. Put them in the ground, where they belong!"
 
"These damned potatoes have become too uppity. Put them in the ground, where they belong!"
In a TL where Sweden became a much greater power by holding onto its colonies longer and established new ones, one general spoke this in regards to the people of Alquria, referring to their people as Potatoes, coming from a type of primate native to the area.

"The Spanish's extermination of the haida and the salish peoples was a terrible chapter in all of man's history, but for rest of the indigenous peoples of the continent and their sacred religions, it would eventually bring great fortune (if at the cost of Europe's own)."
 
In a TL where Sweden became a much greater power by holding onto its colonies longer and established new ones, one general spoke this in regards to the people of Alquria, referring to their people as Potatoes, coming from a type of primate native to the area.

"The Spanish's extermination of the haida and the salish peoples was a terrible chapter in all of man's history, but for rest of the indigenous peoples of the continent and their sacred religions, it would eventually bring great fortune (if at the cost of Europe's own)."
A history book for 3rd graders explaining the Northwest Massacre. The spanish took the northwestern portion of the North American continent after the 7 years war, and after a revolt by local natives Spain endorsed total ethnic cleansing in a way similar to the british. France, however, in this TL, retained a basis on the north american continent and invested in native powers that eventually broke the spanish empire. Though this limited the silver trade with Europe.

"My friends, our reign had brought eternal glory to France! From Catalonia, to Amsterdam; from Brittany to Milan, there is one banner- FRANCE. Quebec, Louisiana, Algiers, Korea, Mozambique and Madagascar- all under Gaul. Vive La France!" Louis XVI Bourbon
 
"My friends, our reign had brought eternal glory to France! From Catalonia, to Amsterdam; from Brittany to Milan, there is one banner- FRANCE. Quebec, Louisiana, Algiers, Korea, Mozambique and Madagascar- all under Gaul. Vive La France!" Louis XVI Bourbon
The French king Louis XVI personally describing the country's imperial clout before a special session of the Royal Council in the Tulieres Palace, with Charles de Gaule as Prime Minister, 1962.






"アリエス…天翔る金色の牡羊。その星の運命(さだめ)…愛のためなら死ぬ事さえも喜び。見極めてみたい、そんな愛を…、。"

"Aries... amagakeru kin'iro no osu hitsuji. Sono hoshi no unmei (sadame)… ai no tamenara shinu koto sae mo yorokobi. Mikiwamete mitai, son'na ai o…."

("Aries... A golden ram in the sky. The fate of the star... I am delighted to die for love. Such a love to look over...")
 
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