Karl Marx is orphaned at a young age and grows up in a monastery, adopting fundamentalist ideas. At the age of 36, he publishes a series of essays that they preach about the ethical issues of imperialism, damage to the environment, corruption of the middle and upper class at the expense of the lower class and the growing tensions in Europe as existing great powers nervously watched Prussia's moves towards German unification. In response, Marx offers up a kind of "reunification between church and state, a communal fundamentalism so that all Christian peoples shall prosper". He dubs it Clericalism and he began spread it fervently. He eventually becomes a cardinal at 52 and over 1 million people across Europe were Clericalists. In order to spread Clericalism farther faster, Karl Marx makes moves to secure the Holy See and his followers decide to do their expedite the process. The Pope is assassinated, followed by a Papal Election, followed by another assassination, etc. At the fifth time, an assassin is caught and confesses that the killings were to bring Marx to power. Marx is outraged by violence committed in his name and tries to dissociate himself from the killings, but is still excommunicated. Marx leaves the Vatican in shame and Clericalism begins to die out without its influential leader. Marx takes his life on March 14, 1883 and Clericalism dies out in most countries. However, in Spain, the ideology manages to hold out and to this day, the party is still working to create a religious one-party state.
"Two superpowers enter, but only one will leave triumphant! Will the Red Scepter conquer the world or will the Bastions of Democracy be able to protect liberty and freedom? Tune in next time to find out! This is Primitive Watch signing off! Oi! Mind that they don't see the camera on the moon, right *static*"
- Last minutes of an episode of the intergalactic hit show Primitive Watch, a show funded by the Intergalactic Public Broadcasting Center to watch the progression of primitive worlds as they slowly advance to space travel to join the intergalactic community in doing intergalactic things. This intergalactic season is specifically on Earth, and it has been fabulous, with interviews with world leaders (their minds were wiped later of course), genocides and the drama of a world war and tension of another, all for the entertainment of the intergalactic people. (I got really into this, I guess explain what about to happen in the next episode?)