Chorus of the song Rise of the Jazzmen (1991) by the avant-garde Jazz-Metal band California Ravens. The song became a cult-classic and was featured in the movie 50,000 Miles to the Mountain of Sands (1997), a movie similar to Mad Max.
"America has not yet perished,
so long as we still live.
What the Axis force has taken from us
We shall retrieve with a bazooka.
March, March, George Patton!
From Mexico to Maine.
Under your command
We shall rejoin the nation.
We'll cross the Rio,
we'll cross the Mississippi,
We shall be American.
Roosevelt has given us the example
Of how we should prevail.
March, march...
Like Sherman to the Sea
After the German annexation,
To save our homeland,
We shall return across the sea.
March, march...
A father, in tears,
Says to his Barbara
Listen, our boys are said
To be beating the drums.
March, march..."
Despite its heads of state coming from the junior line of the House of Hapsburg, the Mexican Empire remained an ally of the sponsors of its birth, France, Britain, and Spain, and to a lesser extent the United States of America, while the Confederacy swung to cleave to first Prussia and then Germany. The Second War between the States saw a Confederate buildup largely armed by the factories of Prussia expand to the Missouri River before peace could be brokered, and Union sensibilities remained as offended as French ones over Alsace-Lorraine for the following decades.
In the tangled web of alliances and railway timetables that gave rise to the Great War, shortly after the Imperial Germany joined Austria in its war with Russia by attacking France, the Confederacy also struck St. Louis and Kansas City, whose bombardment was the greatest single-day loss of civilian life in the war in North America, and although Mexico had at first resisted considerable pressure from Paris and London to join the war, news of the atrocities inflamed public opinion so much that Emperor Rudolf II declared war one month after German troops entered Belgium.
The Confederacy had its own plans for its southern neighbour, and when Mexico did not repudiate outright the entreaties from the Entente, began to move spoiling forces into place, launching its own raids on the evening Richmond received the war telegram.
The US mission to Mexico included a permanent training battalion, under General Douglas MacArthur at the war's start. MacArthur was awakened by Confederate irregulars, smuggled in on commercial shipping, attacking the US laager, and while running to rally his troops, tripped and broke his neck in the dark. Command was inherited by the battalion CO, Col. Patton, who served with the Mexican counterattack up the Mississippi to retake St Louis, final news of which led to the CSA surrender and reclamation of Missouri.
Union press at the time gave great weight to the Shreveport Raid, a small action by Union cavalry, whose commander Major Paul Roosevelt-Longworth (a distant relative of the later president) was killed in cutting down the Confederate flag from the courthouse.
The Irving Berlin song above (actually titled "Anabasis", though it's almost always referred to as "General Patton" - Patton was breveted Brigadier as soon as news reached Washington) became popularised in the Marx Brothers satire of the war, "Tequila Sunrise".
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"Kill them all. God will know His own."