No, there is one. Forgot to add it, but had it in 5 minutes later.
Eh, yours looks fun anyway.
Mike Greenberg of ESPN's
Mike and Mike in the Morning deadpanning the results of the New York Jets losing the Super Bowl by one bad referee call: 376 car accidents, a 25-foot wicker man burning on 5th street, riots that could be heard over jetliners,
local television stations hacked and a city bus in the subway tunnels. Miraculously, there were no fatalities and only minor injuries.
"Please affirm that all deities, spirits and fae entities have given their blessings to this session of Congress."