Explain the AH Quote

Quote by Moord Nag from the 2020 trailer of the comedy-focused spinoff of HBO's adult animated series Parahumans. This was necessary because Game of Thrones bombed badly in seasons 5 and 6, while Parahumans itself never gained the same fame as the former.

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That's an epic troll right there. Racism, modern politics and massive derail all in one package. Especially since the Aos Sidhe were the victims of the Fomor as much as modern humans, and the latter have nothing to do with Seelie immigration in the 1980s.

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As for Themistokles, I have no doubt he will be cast off the bridge, in the druj demana(House of Lies), but as for this world, I find myself with conflicting priorities. To serve the King of Kings, or to serve my principles.
 
As for Themistokles, I have no doubt he will be cast off the bridge, in the druj demana(House of Lies), but as for this world, I find myself with conflicting priorities. To serve the King of Kings, or to serve my principles.

One of the unused tag-lines from Monty Python's controversial film "Gysis Crust: Lust for Glory" about the untold story of the manager of the Inn who refused service to Mary and Goseph.

"I fell in love, not with anything or anybody in particular but with everything."
 
"I fell in love, not with anything or anybody in particular but with everything."
Quote attributed to Patrick the first, the first American born Pope. Born John Fitzgerald Kennedy, he would serve in the European theater of World War 2, where the sites of the Holocaust would lead him down a path of self destructive hedonism. This would change in 1947, when he would collapse from alcohol poisoning, only to be taken to the hospital by a priest. This instance would reestablish Kennedys lost faith, and he would enter the priesthood, eventually becoming a cardinal. Kennedy would be voted Pope in 1978, a move criticized by many at the time for seemingly trying to appease the U.S., but these worries would largely subside as it became clear the new Popes policies seeking to mend relations with the intensely aetheistic governments of the communist world. Pope Patrick would die in 2009, having passed away in his sleep.

"The hawk is, like most birds intelligent. This makes it appealing to many as an animal to emulate, but what many forget or fail to acknowledge is that those birds are also scavengers, feasting on the work of others without any risk. For that I say the hawk in nothing more than the manifestation of false courage. May I suggest the ant, orderly and hard working, always working for the betterment of the community as a whole."
 
Quote attributed to Patrick the first, the first American born Pope. Born John Fitzgerald Kennedy, he would serve in the European theater of World War 2, where the sites of the Holocaust would lead him down a path of self destructive hedonism. This would change in 1947, when he would collapse from alcohol poisoning, only to be taken to the hospital by a priest. This instance would reestablish Kennedys lost faith, and he would enter the priesthood, eventually becoming a cardinal. Kennedy would be voted Pope in 1978, a move criticized by many at the time for seemingly trying to appease the U.S., but these worries would largely subside as it became clear the new Popes policies seeking to mend relations with the intensely aetheistic governments of the communist world. Pope Patrick would die in 2009, having passed away in his sleep.

"The hawk is, like most birds intelligent. This makes it appealing to many as an animal to emulate, but what many forget or fail to acknowledge is that those birds are also scavengers, feasting on the work of others without any risk. For that I say the hawk in nothing more than the manifestation of false courage. May I suggest the ant, orderly and hard working, always working for the betterment of the community as a whole."

National Workers Party leader Adolf Hitler comparing the Bavarian kings (the hawks) to the common man (the ant).

"I swear, if I ever hear them complaining again, I'll have them hanged and thrown into the Potomac!"
 
"I swear, if I ever hear them complaining again, I'll have them hanged and thrown into the Potomac!"
Lord George Washington, British Army, an infamous disciplinarian, harsh and inflexible. During the 1774-1786 War for the French Succession, he had to deal with several mutinies and attempted mutinies, in part because the British Ministry refused to properly fund Washington's armies fighting the war in the American Theater.

Yes, yes, yes, I'm a fascist, and I'm guilty of murdering 105,617 people. But if you call me a Nazi again, I will murder your entire family. Words have goddamned definitions, and I'm not a Nazi, I'm a member of the Grand Unity Party of New Zion, you unenlightened halfwit!
 
A Fascist named Ben Davidson testifying to the supreme tribunal of Judah.
“The emperor sees a vision of Jesus reading The Wealth of Nations and Das Kapital.”
Part of "Imperial Impotence", a satirical work, mocking Emperors and organized religion. This quote was part of the "Jesus vs. the Moneylenders" section.

"Prepare yourselves. For Tank bowl!"
 
"Prepare yourselves. For Tank bowl!"

Following the second US civil war lots of tanks were spread out all over the country, many left in open fields. Many rural populations appropriated these to their own needs and a local sport emerged in who could make their tanks sturdiest, testing was of course done by ramming it into other tanks. As the US recovered this sport became more formalized and is now a common form of TV entertainment. The quote itself is the opening line of the most popular of these shows: Tank Bowl.

“What do you mean by ‘the nukes are all gone’? Like, all of them?”
 
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Following the second US civil war lots of tanks were spread out all over the country, many left in open fields. Many rural populations appropriated these to their own needs and a local sport emerged in who could make their tanks sturdiest, testing was of course done by ramming it into other tanks. As the US recovered this sport became more formalized and is now a common form of TV entertainment. The quote itself is the opening line of the most popular of these shows: Tank Bowl.

“What do you mean ‘the nukes are all gone’?”
The movie "Empty Quiver", about the theft of nuclear bombs in a Black Site missile silo. The silo operators contacted the US Air Force for help in the recovery process. This quote was stated by an Air Force official incredulous at the theft.

"Who came up with this slogan, 'America: Our Country Matters'? It sounds ridiculous, especially if you have any Shakespeare background."
 
"Who came up with this slogan, 'America: Our Country Matters'? It sounds ridiculous, especially if you have any Shakespeare background."
Spoken about the country of America (ATL Guyana and Venezuela) under the fascist government of Jean Chavez

"Hotspurs Fans to the southwest: thousand of 'em sir!"
 
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"Hotspurs Fans to the southwest: thousand of 'em sir!"
A coach noticing a stampede of Hotspurs fans before the disastrous Stampede of 1977,

"There's a problem, Comrade Beria. The Ukranian insurgency is out of hand. We need more efficiency to tackling the problem,"
"Then bring me the man with an iron heart. He has a solution for that,"
 
"There's a problem, Comrade Beria. The Ukranian insurgency is out of hand. We need more efficiency to tackling the problem,"
"Then bring me the man with an iron heart. He has a solution for that,"
Beria's response to the report of the Banderite insurgency in the Ukrainian SSR in 1951.
The "man with an iron heart" in question was Vasily Blokhin. Formerly headquartered in Lubyanka, Colonel General Blokhin has earned infamy as Stalin's Chief Executioner and main perpetrator of the Katyn Massacre. Upon being transferred to Ukraine, the general nicknamed 'Red Butcher' by his enemies once again demonstrated his gruesome 'talent', and by the end result scores of villages has been emptied, its inhabitants either died or sent to Siberia as part of 'reprisal massacres', but the insurgency were also been dealt severe blows that they couldn't recovered until Stepan Bandera died during a doomed last stand in 59. Vasily Blokhin would not live to see this however, as he were assasinated by partisans, blew up in a car bombing in '55



Listen, “Gioconda”, but honestly why are you going to the front ? You could have been sitting at HQ, drawing. You have a talent.

- You wouldn’t understand.

- Simplify it.

- Simplify it? There, see the tank? Beautiful, isn’t it? Such power and nothing unnecessary. Not one line. Weapons are the most beautiful things humanity has created throughout all of its history.

-And?


-There was this artist during the renaissance, Michelangelo. He was once asked how he creates his sculptures. He answered: “simple, I take a stone and remove everything unnecessary”. Understand? Beauty is when there is nothing unnecessary. Nothing out of place. And at war there is only life... and death. And nothing unnecessary. War is beautiful.
 
Listen, “Gioconda”, but honestly why are you going to the front ? You could have been sitting at HQ, drawing. You have a talent.

- You wouldn’t understand.

- Simplify it.

- Simplify it? There, see the tank? Beautiful, isn’t it? Such power and nothing unnecessary. Not one line. Weapons are the most beautiful things humanity has created throughout all of its history.

-And?


-There was this artist during the renaissance, Michelangelo. He was once asked how he creates his sculptures. He answered: “simple, I take a stone and remove everything unnecessary”. Understand? Beauty is when there is nothing unnecessary. Nothing out of place. And at war there is only life... and death. And nothing unnecessary. War is beautiful.
The comments of famed Italian painter, drawer, and realist Paolo Boselli, known by the alias, "Gioconda", in regards to the struggles of war and the effect he believed it had.
The hymns of the Brahmin has been replaced by the beating of the war-drum, the priest now recites the prayers to battle, the land is stained with blood. O Agni, give us strength! To beat the Yavanas back and reclaim the rightful soil of Bharat!
 
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A quote by John Smith in the movie “CLONES?” Where everyone is replaced with clones by a being known as the controller.
We are the angels of death! The sons of the invisible hand! Capitalisms wrath!”
 
We are the angels of death! The sons of the invisible hand! Capitalisms wrath!”
The Motto of the National Worker's Resistance Movement, after the Communist Party of Germany overthrew the Wiemar Republic. Formed out of the former Nazi party (which dropped the socialist part of the name as the communists took over), this fiercely anti-communist fifth column was ultimately critical in undermining the war efforts of the Moscow-Berlin Comintern Pact during the Second Great War (1938-1947), including most famously destroying massive oil and ammunition reserves in 1943 that stalled out a key German advance into Italy.

I am your king! If you will not enact my orders, then I will find someone else who will purge this city of all traitors! General, take Mr. Bonaparte to a cell, for he is no longer my First Minister!
 
I am your king! If you will not enact my orders, then I will find someone else who will purge this city of all traitors! General, take Mr. Bonaparte to a cell, for he is no longer my First Minister!
King Lamar II of Maryland (officially the Constitutional Monarchy of Maryland) speaking about the corsican-maryterran Joseph Bonaparte, 1825.

"My father did warn me not to put all my trust into one man."
 
"My father did warn me not to put all my trust into one man."
Spoken on the deathbed of Czar Alexei II, regarding his lack of an heir. A Russian civil war would cripple the Entente, already weakened by a threats of a German-Austrian Anschluss, the ongoing survival of the Hungarian Socialist Union and the resurgent Ottoman Empire.

"I left America this morning, never to return, because I desire the Polish people's future carnally."
 
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